愚人节非常有趣英语【通用20篇】

Live in the dense forest, many small animals. Every spring they hold a grand acrobatics competition. This years competition is very busy, small animals came to the venue early and took out his magic sauce.

First of all, beautiful peacock dances: he head high head, chest, belly on tail slowly, gently shake the feathers; His head from time to time is to the east, west, the fan tail like a gorgeous colorful dress, and tightly attracted the audiences eyes.

Then, the dog show Riding on the swing. See his jump, jump to the swing, both hands hold the rope. He first gently swinging back and forth a few, and then make sufficient strength, flaring, his superb action see person dazzled.

The most wonderful for its black bear on wood pellets. Heavy black bear carefully standing on wood pellets above board, feet or so back and forth to keep balance. Wood ball turning around, but he firmly when local, not nervous. You see, his right hand on the waist, left hand waving to the crowd. His wonderful performance won applause...

The annual acrobatics competition ended, but the animals good show, for a long, long time also by forest residents are talking about.

茂密的森林里，生活着许多小动物。他们每到春天都要举办一次盛大的杂技比赛。今年的比赛更是热闹非凡，小动物们早早来到会场，纷纷拿出自己的绝活儿。

首先，漂亮的孔雀表演舞蹈：他昂着头、挺着胸，慢慢地展开尾巴，轻轻抖动着羽毛;他的头时而摆向东、时而摇向西，那条扇子似的尾巴像一件绚丽的七彩衣，紧紧 吸引着观众的眼神。

接着，小狗表演 荡秋千。只见他纵身一跃，跳到秋千上，双手紧紧抓住绳子。他先是轻轻地荡了几个来回，然后就使足劲，直冲云宵，他高超的动作看得人眼花缭乱。

最精彩的要数黑熊踩木球了。笨重的黑熊小心翼翼地站在木球上面的木板上，双脚左右来回摆动以保持平衡。木球转动着，他却稳稳当当地、丝毫不紧张。你看，他右手插在腰上，左手挥舞着向观众致敬。他精彩的表演博得阵阵掌声……

一年一度的杂技比赛结束了，但动物们精彩的表演，很久很久还被森林的居民们谈论着。

星期一早上，同学们都早早地来到学校，他们纷纷展示着今天英语课上要用的食材。

今天的英语课在第三节，所以前两节课和周一晨会时间，大家都在期盼中度过。

做完操后，同学们争先回到教室，拿出食材，还没等高老师来就开始做自己的三明治（一些做得快的同学，比如王兴乐就在此时做完了）。

大家正做时，高老师进来了，但大家丝毫没有停下的想法。高老师只得要求大家停下手中的事，同学们虽然手停了下来，但心还是在做三明治上。不过高老师立刻抛出了“杀手锏”，她告诉大家只要讲完课后就可以做三明治，这让同学们顿时注意力集中。

一会，高老师的课讲完了，还余下10分钟的做三明治时间，于是大家立刻继续自己未完成的工作。

一时间，同学们放面包的方面包，涂蕃茄酱的涂番茄酱，场面十分壮观。大家做了一会后，场上的局势有发生转变了，许多已经做好了的同学已经开始吃了，他们一个个都像饿狼一样，狼吞虎咽，三明治被一口口的塞入他们的口中，场面十分“血腥”，不忍直视。虽然接下来是我们最喜欢的电脑课，但还是有很多人在课间吃三明治。

这真是一节有趣的英语课，我们既收获了知识，又享受了美食。

今天是我成为初中生后的第一节英语课。本来我就很不喜欢英语，很讨厌上英语课，加上英语成绩很差经常被老师数落，所以我也就越来越讨厌英语，感觉上英语课很枯燥，讨厌那些要我死记硬背的单词。那些英语单词我听起来如同昆虫的嗡嗡声一般，让人烦躁。老师还没有来时我的心里就非常紧张了。

就在这时，一位坐在窗户跟前给我们把风的同学突然喊了声“老师来了”。话音刚落，老师的脚就踏进了教室的门槛。在老师踏进教室门的那一瞬间，我们好像感觉到了一股杀气扑面而来。这时我偷眼看了一下窗外，天空好像也阴沉了下来。紧接着教师里马上变的鸦雀无声。我的心害怕极了，感觉站在我面前的不是老师而是凶神恶煞一般的恶魔。

教室里其他的同学也好像和我一样很害怕，这时只见老师用“恶狼”一样的眼神环视了一遍教室里的各个角落。然而，环视完之后老师却面带微笑地对我们说“大家好，我是你们的英语老师焦老师。”然后又像开玩笑似地说：“你们暑假歇了两个月了，脑子是不是生锈了？先让你们活动活动脑筋吧。”她的一句话说的我们班学生都很惊讶，同时，紧张的气氛也缓解了，大家都高兴地笑了起来。我也非常高兴，原来我们的老师不是凶神恶煞而是像朋友一样让我们感到亲切、感到轻松。

随后，老师就带领我们开始“活动头脑”做游戏，当然是和学习有关的游戏了。她在英语课上要我们说出不是三的倍数的数，要我们挨着都说，并且她还让我们每个学生说两个英文字母，就像接龙游戏一样让我们一个接一个的往后说，念到了后面，教室里只留下了一两个学生了，其他的都被淘汰了下来。不知不觉中，一节课过去了，而我们还没上课就下课了，意犹未尽。在这种快乐的学习环境下，我喜欢上了英语课，也学到了很多的知识。

这节课以后我们都非常的喜欢这位像朋友一样的英语老师。

上周我们上了一节英语课，课上的情景，至今我还历历在目。

那天，上课铃刚响过，老师却抱着一大堆饮料和小食品进来了。我心想：“上英语课带这些东西干嘛?这节英语课一定非常有趣吧?”

老师放好东西，终于告诉了我们这节课的内容。我一听，原来今天要开一次同桌对话会，如果对话进行得非常顺利，就可以得到一瓶自己喜欢的饮料或小食品。我得意地想：这我学习得挺认真，今天，我一定可以一饱口福了!为了不出错，我又赶紧翻开书看了一遍。可是，眼见同学们一个一个地把自己喜欢的饮料拿了回去，我心里不禁一阵着急：什么时候才能轮到我呀?要是饮料都被他们拿走了怎么办啊?我等啊，等啊!急得我抓耳挠腮，像热锅上的蚂蚁一样，心里不住地嘀咕：“看来我今天要从一饱口福一下子降到什么也吃不到了!”

就在我快要绝望的时候，老师那清脆的声音叫到了我。呀!终于轮到我啦!我高兴得真想跳起来。经过我和同桌刘丽泽一番流利的对话，老师表扬了我们，说我们单词掌握准确，句子正确，还给了我们一个特殊优待——多拿一个Cake(蛋糕)。这节课就在同学们的欢笑声中结束了。

这节课虽然已经过去一个星期了，但我现在才明白，这哪是老师让我们一饱口福呀，分明是老师用这种新颖的方法，来激发我们学习英语的兴趣啊!

一节有趣的新概念英语课

今天我上了一节有趣的新概念英语课。

我和覃淦、曾丽欣、李亮、常佩林首先开始了新概念课程的第一部分小组竞赛（以加分的形式），我们开始学第27课。学完以后，老师告诉我们，她要我们抢答几道题，我以5：3占了优势。

我们又开始了听写110课的百词赛。我一看，老师听写的词很简单，所以，听一个，就毫不犹豫地写一个。听写听了好多个词。终于，我忘了一个单词，这是最后一个单词。终于，听写结束了。

最有趣的是第二个环节大隆（英国人的中文名）的外教课。大隆老师首先问我们的名字（英文）。然后让我们分别问他一个问题，要用英文。他非常幽默。他又让他问我们问题了。他问我：Do you have money(你有钱吗？)我连忙说：No, No ,No 。（没有）曾丽欣说：我有。大隆老师说：给我。把我们都逗得哄堂大笑，这个老师真有趣。

接着我们玩了BINGO（宾狗）游戏。游戏规则是：老师在黑板上写很多单词，我们画表格，六个格子。抄六个黑板上的单词。然后老师报20个单词。要求六个格子全都对。我写了Policeman（警察）、Are(问怎样)、Ask（问）、When(什么时候)、book(书)、pencil(铅笔)，结果老师正好问了这些单词。我赢了！

最后，大隆老师给了我们每人一根棒棒糖。外教课结束了！

这是多么美妙的一天；这是多么有趣的外教课；这是多么令人难忘的老师。我喜欢外教课！

[关于一节有趣的新概念英语课日记

In the 16th century, people celebrated New Years Day from March 25 to April 1. In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1. But some people still celebrated in on April 1, so others called them April Fools.

在第十六世纪，人们庆祝新年的一天，从三月二十五日到四月一日。在mid-1560s国王查尔斯九世改变了它从三月二十五日到一月一日。但是一些人仍然在四月一日日庆祝，所以人们称他们为四月愚人。

Each country celebrates April Fools Day differently. In France, people call the April Fools “April Fish”. They tape a paper fish to their friends backs to fool them. When he or she finds this , they shout “April Fish!”

每个国家庆祝四月愚人节不同。在法国，人们称四月的愚人节“四月鱼”。他们带了一份鱼朋友们的支持来愚弄他们。当他或她发现，他们喊“四月鱼!“

In England, people play jokes only in the morning. You are a “noodle” if someone fools you. In Scotland, April Fools Day is 48 hours long. They call an April Fool “April Gowk”. Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

在英国，人们只在上午开玩笑。你是一个“面”如果有人愚弄你。在苏格兰，四月的愚人节是48小时。他们把一个愚人节“四月四月布谷鸟”。布谷鸟是布谷鸟的另一个名字。

In the America, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol. They may point down to your shoe and say, “ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see, you are an April Fool then.

在美国，人们玩小笑话对他们的朋友和玩其他人。他们可能到你的鞋子，说，“你的鞋带解开了。”如果你相信他们向下看，你是一个四月的傻瓜。

Making a trip to Beidaihe on May 18 was an experience which I will never

forget.

A arrived in Beidaihe at about 2 oclock,and immediately took a No.5 bus to

the sea area.The beautiful blue sea was so large that I couldnt see the other

side of it.After getting off the bus,I went straight to the shore.Taking off my

shoes,I put my feet into the water.The water was cool,and walking in the water

was such a great joy that I didnt want to stop.Then I collected shells.When it

got dark,I sat on the shore,watching the sea.The night scene was simply

marvelous!

Finally I had to go back.It was an unforgettable day in my life.

Today is a special day, why then, you will understand them are listed !

Section II of the afternoon class, Ms. Wang wrote a word on paper, she said there are 10 words, let us guess what, guess there are rewards. Many students raised their hands, hoping that the "reward", but finally Ms. Wang said, we are talking about are not very accurate, so look for a favorite teacher, Wang sentence read out. Class suddenly boiling up, or else hand-held it aloft, or else cry at the bottom, in short summary of each person are the new must be very excited and want to be the teacher points to the king. I have been the point Sansheng you read: "I do not want to fool you!" "Cut!" Coax the class is called. Ms. Wang said: "We should add one: Do not be fooled you!"

Not the whole people do not fun, Wang Weijia go to the toilet, can quickly she returned. When we see her, were first exposed puzzled expression, because how she half crawling, half walking to come back? She moaned as the same as saying: "Wang Wang Teacher Teacher ... ... ... ..." Mr. Wang immediately ran to the door asked her how she had. Wang Weijia said: "I came upstairs fall." Whole class laughed. She added: "deceive you doing? I really fall come upstairs!"

We laugh even louder. Wang Weijia foot may be due to the relationship between the knee where the fertilizer it is impossible for Wang to throw the teacher thought she was broken legs, and immediately asked her: "Why do not you go check ah Rotary?" Last call of the sentence aloud Wang Weijia I did not hear clearly, and later asked Xing-fang, she said: "The teacher was the whole of the King!" Later, Ms. Wang explained that Wang Weijia points in the head with a few drops of water, so she thought because of pain and out of the Wang Weijia Khan. Poor teachers, Wang said to be a good guard against us, let be a whole may eventually be full of.

The whole in the end the whole people, Wang Xing teachers, and we started playing, the teachers mind. Then we get a plan, called "weight-loss action."

A class is the class that we all ran on the fifth floor, Ms. Wang went to the Deans Office to call Xing teacher: "Hey, Xing teacher ah do not know why they are all east of the class hospital that ran the basketball court ah, it seems when big things happen! you go and lets see it! "

Xing teacher immediately came out from the office, but he even our class failed to see a persons silhouette. He hurried phone call to Mr. Wang could not answer Ms. Wang, he called to the office, Ms. Wang is also called the other teachers went on to say she was not. To take this time, we immediately ran down from the fifth floor and return to the classroom and began to do the exercises. Ms. Wang also followed into the classroom. Xing hurried back to the classroom teacher also saw we are quietly doing their homework, said: "Mr. Wang × ×?" We put on a very puzzled look asked:

"Xing teacher, the teacher how the king?" "Is the ah, she so why now?" Xing teacher next door away.

The whole persons taste is good! So today is a special day!

The summer holiday begins. I am very happy. Last week, I traveled to

Zhuhai. Its a small but beautiful city. The streets are clean and the buildings

are huge. The traffic of Zhuhai is good. There is almost no traffic jams

here,because the transportation system is good. Macau is on the opposite of

Zhuhai.We can even see the cars running in the streets of Macau. I hope I can

step into Macau to visti this magical city.

The history of April Fools Day or All Fools Day is uncertain, but the current thinking is that it began around 1582 in France with the reform of the calendar under Charles IX. The Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Years Day was moved from March 25 - April 1 (new years week) to January 1.

Communication traveled slowly in those days and some people were only informed of the change several years later. Still others, who were more rebellious refused to acknowledge the change and continued to celebrate on the last day of the former celebration, April 1. These people were labeled "fools" by the general populace, were subject to ridicule and sent on "fool errands," sent invitations to nonexistent parties and had other practical jokes played upon them. The butts of these pranks became known as a "poisson davril" or "April fish" because a young naive fish is easily caught. In addition, one common practice was to hook a paper fish on the back of someone as a joke.

This harassment evolved over time and a custom of prank-playing continue on the first day of April. This tradition eventually spread elsewhere like to Britain and Scotland in the 18th century and was introduced to the American colonies by the English and the French. Because of this spread to other countries, April Fools Day has taken on an international flavor with each country celebrating the holiday in its own way.

In Scotland, for instance, April Fools Day is devoted to spoofs involving the buttocks and as such is called Taily Day. The butts of these jokes are known as April Gowk, another name for cuckoo bird. The origins of the "Kick Me" sign can be traced back to the Scottish observance.

In England, jokes are played only in the morning. Fools are called gobs or gobby and the victim of a joke is called a noodle. It was considered back luck to play a practical joke on someone after noon.

In Rome, the holiday is known as Festival of Hilaria, celebrating the resurrection of the god Attis, is on March 25 and is also referred to as "Roman Laughing Day."

In Portugal, April Fools Day falls on the Sunday and Monday before lent. In this celebration, many people throw flour at their friends.

The Huli Festival is celebrated on March 31 in India. People play jokes on one another and smear colors on one another celebrating the arrival of Spring.

So, no matter where you happen to be in the world on April 1, dont be surprised if April fools fall playfully upon you.

愚人节或全部愚人节的历史是不确定的，但目前的想法是，它开始围绕1582法国在查理九世的历法改革。公历介绍，与元旦是从3月25日感动 - 4月1日(元旦周)，以1月1日。

通信慢慢走在那些日子里，有些人只通知了变化数年后。还有一些人，谁更叛逆拒绝承认变化，继续庆祝前者庆典， 4月1日的最后一天。这些人由一般民众被打成“阿斗” ，是受到嘲笑和发送“愚人”，发出了邀请，不存在当事人和有其他的恶作剧后，他们发挥。这些恶作剧的烟头被称为一个“泊松D四月”或“四月鱼”，因为一个年轻幼稚的鱼很容易抓到。此外，一个常见的做法是在别人当做笑话的背后勾一个纸鱼。

这种骚扰演变而成的恶作剧扮演一个自定义继续在四月的第一天。这个传统最终别处一样蔓延到英国和苏格兰在18世纪，被介绍到美国殖民地由英国和法国。正因为如此蔓延到其他国家，愚人节已经采取与每个国家的国际风味庆祝自己的方式度假。

在苏格兰，例如，愚人节专门对臀部欺骗，因此被称作Taily日。这些笑话的烟头被称为四月的Gowk ，别称咕咕鸟。 “踢我”迹象的起源可以追溯到苏格兰遵守。

在英格兰，笑话只在早上播放。愚人节被称为“采空区”或“ gobby 和笑话的受害者被称为”面条“。它被认为是运气回来后，中午玩恶作剧的人。

在罗马，假日被称为Hilaria的节日，庆祝阿迪斯神的复活，是3月25日，也被称为“罗马笑天。 ”

在葡萄牙，愚人节落在周日和周一之前借出。在这次庆祝活动，许多人扔面粉在他们的朋友。

湖里节是庆祝3月31日在印度。玩的人彼此笑话和色彩涂抹在彼此庆祝春天的到来。

所以，无论你在哪里发生在世界上的4月1日不感到惊讶，如果愚人节开玩笑地落在你身上。

这是一节有趣的英语课，每一个同学都是在快乐的气氛中度过的。

第二节课是英语课，“叮铃铃，叮铃铃”上课的铃声响起来了，原本还是一个充满着欢声笑语的教室，立刻因为这个铃声而变得安静下来。过了几分钟老师来了，把一切都准备好了之后，老师拍了拍手，笑着对我们说：“同学们，今天我们先来做一个游戏好不好？”一听到游戏同学们便异口同声地说：“好！”说完后班上就议论开了，你一言我一语地说着，可大家都不知道到底是什么游戏。老师接着说：“同学们，今天我们做的是 ‘What’s missing?’这个游戏。下面同学们请看电脑，这个游戏是考验大家的记忆力，下面我会给大家放一批图片，请大家记住它们，然后我会从中拿走一张，这时请大家凭着记忆想出这少了的是哪个图，并用英语说出来。好，现在游戏开始。”紧接着电脑上出现了五幅图，分别是“购物中心﹑邮局﹑小学﹑中学﹑历史博物馆”。这时老师问：“同学们都记住了吗？”“恩，记住了。”“好。”然后电脑上只剩四幅图了。“谁知道现在少了哪一幅图啊？”说着老师还做出了一个举手的动作。老师话音未落，就有同学举手了。“好，就你说吧！”这位同学站起来说：“少了‘a shopping centre’这个词。”“恩，真不错，恭喜你答对了。”老师依旧笑着说……就这样一节课就在游戏的快乐气氛中结束了。

通过这节课，使我更加喜欢英语了，同时我更喜欢这样的游戏，因为游戏不仅好玩，而且使我对这些单词有了深刻的印象，还有助于我们记忆单词。我爱上了这节课；爱上了这个游戏；爱上了英语……

1.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)

答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

5. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

7.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中

8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答："What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

“愚人节来喽！愚人节来喽！”同学们那一声声清脆的喊声，犹如一阵阵悦耳的银铃，在学校里回荡。

这是怎么回事呢？请听我慢慢道来吧！“叮铃铃，叮铃铃。。。。。。”上课铃响了，同学们拿出了数学课本。老师走进了教室，笑容满面地说：“你们这一节课如果能遵守课堂纪律，认真听讲，那么就不用上课，可以去看电影。如果做不到的话，就别想看电影喽！到时候可别后悔。”老师话音刚落，同学们兴奋地跳起来。我心里想：“这可是一个大好机会，要好好珍惜它。”老师手一拍，沸腾的教室马上就安静下来，我们班里每个同学都认真听讲起来。看！那“捣蛋鬼”小黄都把身子绷得直直的，眼睛睁得大大大的，我也不例外。四十分钟一晃而过，下课铃在我们千盼万盼中敲响了，老师笑着让我们排队。“好喽！过关了，我们可以看电影了！”同学们抬头挺胸，自觉地排起队来。可刚排完，老师又让我们解散，回到各自的座位上。这是怎么回事？同学们你看我，我看你，都成了“丈二和尚”了！胆大的同学问老师，老师哈哈大笑，说到：“看电影的事，还得看校长安排我们什么时候去看。”说完，老师吩咐一位同学去办公桌上拿糖果来分发。“老师肯定是想补偿我们！”我们又高兴起来。

过了不一会儿，那个同学跑回来，可是两手空空的，问：“老师，糖呢？放在哪里啊？桌子上没有看到啊。”老师听后，笑着说：“愚人节快乐，孩子们！”

“喔，今天是愚人节！我们上当了！”我们这才明白。老师看了看我们，又说：“好，那今天就不布置作业了！”同学们听后，有的眉飞色舞，有的用怀疑的眼光打量着老师。。。。只见老师一转身，拿起粉笔在黑板上哗啦哗啦写到：“作业：《小状元》第21页！”。

同学们“啊”的一声叫了起来。有的说：“我早就料到老师是耍我们的！”有的说：“又上当了！”

“愚人节快乐！”老师说着，笑得更灿烂了。

好一个愚人节啊！想不到平时那么严肃的老师居然也有这么幽默的时刻。我的眼珠子滴溜溜转。我也准备找找看哪个同学当我的“愚人”，上我一回“快乐当”！

哈，愚人节是多么有趣啊！这真是一个制造快乐的节日！

[一个有趣的愚人节作文

我请你吃饭!你脑袋里是不是充满了感动的惊叹号，或者迷惘的问号?放心好了，虽然今天是愚人节，但我绝不会欺骗你，毕竟请不请由我，信不信由你。下面是小编为你带来的2017年4月1日有趣的愚人节祝福语，欢迎阅读。

1、4月1日愚人节，

请你做一天愚人。

烦恼忧愁全忘记，

快乐欢喜留心里;

成败得失由它去，

幸福美满则足矣;

聪明反被聪明扰，

糊涂未偿不可以;

偶尔一点小傻气，

快乐便会伴随你。

2、从今天开始，

你将出门“愚”贵人，

处处“愚”美事，

“愚”见好运，

巧“愚”成功，

和平安相“愚”，

同健康永“愚”，

总是“愚”到幸福。

3、大智若“愚”是一种修养，

懂得助“人”是一种思想，

高风亮“节”是一种境界，

心直口“快”是一种胸怀，

与人同“乐”是一种祝福。

4、愚 人 节

愚你同乐

愚乐无极限

愚人节快乐

5、愚人节来临，你可要当心;

朋友有坏心，整你当开心;

有人发好心，别当做真心;

时时要留心，刻刻要小心;

送一份关心，愚人节顺心!

6、愚人节自“愚”自乐，

不如“愚”你同乐!

愿你收入年年有“愚”，

心情天天“愚”快，

家人“愚”水情深，

机遇“愚”翁得利，

情谊“愚”重心长，

财富“愚”日俱增!

7、好运出乎“愚”料，

名利家“愚”户晓，

智慧“愚”擒故纵，

如意“愚”取予求，

人生“愚”发风光，

幸福“愚”味无穷!

8、送条祝福表“愚”心，

愿你永远都“愚”快!

接收者年年有“愚”，

回复者月月结“愚”!

转发者日日盈“愚”，

收藏者久久富“愚”!

Today, as I have nothing to do, my father decides to take me to the gym. There are people playing all kinds of sports. I see my father play badminton and he teaches me how to play. It is so easy for me to learn, after a while, I can play with my father. I fall in love with this sport, I will play it on the weekend.

今天,当我无事可做的时候, 爸爸决定带我去健身房。人们在玩各种各样的运动。我看到我的父亲在打羽毛球,他教我怎么玩。这对我来说很容易学习,过了一会后,我可以和父亲一起打。我爱上了这项运动,我会在周末去玩。

今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。下面是小编为你带来的2017年4月1日愚人节有趣的祝福语短信，欢迎阅读。

这是我手机能发的最后一条短信了，最后这条最珍贵的我留给了你，因为有句话我一直想对你说，却没有说出口--帮我充值吧!

工作虽累有薪水，下班潇洒喝小酒，老婆孩子热炕头，周末四处旅旅游，发个短信问个好，只扣话费一个角。小猪，你说活着是不是特别好?

你知道吗，今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了，天鹅说：谁长成你这样子还不如去死!癞蛤蟆不服气：那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢!猪头郁闷地说：我只是在看短信，咋又中枪了?——愚人节快乐!

今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。

盼了好久，工资涨了;念了好久，楼价跌了;买了好久，彩票中了;想了好久，媳妇有了;没了好久，你的节日来了，忘了告诉你，以上是愚人节送你的礼物。

常记溪边日暮，你打开瓶盖喝着醋，酸出眼泪也不吐，手拿大哥大，头裹擦脚布，哼着愚人歌，跳着疯子舞，自“愚”自乐，哇!谁家的小猪这么酷，哈哈，愚人节到了，猪你愚人节快乐哦!

轻轻的你走了，正如你噌噌的来，你卷一卷衣袖，只带走一棵白菜，我同情的眼泪直流，伸手递你骨头，你回眸：不是所有的狗狗都爱骨头，笨狗最爱大白菜。哈哈，祝你愚人节快乐哦!

我请你吃饭!你脑袋里是不是充满了感动的惊叹号，或者迷惘的问号?放心好了，虽然今天是愚人节，但我绝不会欺骗你，毕竟请不请由我，信不信由你。

愚公移山，那是古人的;大智若愚，那是高人的;“愚”跃龙门，那是聪明人的;“愚”水之欢，那是别人的;愚人快乐，那是送给你的。今天是你的节日愚人节，你可一定要“愚”快哦!

联合国节日委员会发表报告，愚人节属于有以下症状人群的节日：一、反应迟钝;二、呆滞;三、经常傻笑;你的表现完全符合以上条件;预祝愚人节快乐!

你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;你有令人折服的内涵;你有让人倾倒的酷;于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!

昨天,我梦见你了,真的,天空是那么明静,阳光是那么明媚,大海是那么一望无垠,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你,嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!

那天我看见你了,在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上,只见屏幕显示:猪蹄8元。你认为机器坏了,把脸凑过去看,屏幕显示猪头肉5元!

仅仅是一阵风也罢了,偏偏是这样永恒,仅仅是一场梦也罢了,偏偏是如斯真实,你低头不语,我却难以平静,我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时,说一声!

你是我心中的太阳,可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮,可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵,可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦娥降临人间,可惜脸先着地了…… 经典愚人节短信

在我眼里,你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊,有时想想,做一只猪也挺好的。

我和我妈妈说了,我很喜欢你,想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往,我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯,她说:“家里不准养猪”

I think nearly everyone likes traveling. Sometimes we will travel with our

friends or families, but sometimes we will travel alone. I believe different

ways for traveling will have different feelings. And I prefer travelling alone.

Travelling alone is more excited. Just imagine, you go to a beautiful place, but

you have never gone there before, so you have to deal all the things by

yourself. It is very adventure, right? In addition, travelling alone can avoid

many conflicts that will have when travelling in group. Last, watching the same

scenery by yourself or with many people will have different feelings. Therefore,

sometimes you can think about traveling alone. It is good.

in the 16th century, people celebrated new years day from march 25 to april 1. in the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1, so others called them april fools.

each country celebrates april fools day differently. in france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!”

in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you. in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “ your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.

April Fools Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fools errands, and fool the unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in France.

传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. New Years was celebrated on March 25 and celebrations lasted until April 1st. When New Years Day as changed from March 25 to January 1st in the mid-1560s by King Charles IX, there were some people who still celebrated it on April 1st and those people were called April Fools.

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

Pranks performed on April Fools Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoes untied!)， to the elaborate. Setting a roommates alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fools Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"

愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句“你鞋带开了!”)，有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句："四月傻瓜!"

April Fools Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. Its simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!

愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。

Each country celebrates April Fools differently. In France, the April Fools is called "April Fish" (Poisson dAvril)。 The French fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "Poisson dAvril!".

每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作“April Fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上，当有人发现的时候，他们就会喊：“Poisson dAvril!”。

In England, tricks can be played only in the morning. If a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". In Scotland, April Fools Day is 48 hours long and you are called an "April Gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. The second day in Scotlands April Fools is called Taily Day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. Taily Days gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "Kick Me" sign.

在英国，只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了，那你就是“面条”。在苏格兰，愚人节要持续2天，被耍的人被称为“四月布谷”。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做Taily Day，恶作剧主要在别人的屁股上做文章。

今天的第二节课是英语课，我们班不时传出一阵阵笑声，为什么呢？我先买个关子。往下看你就知道了。

“滴滴……”离下课只有五分钟了。老师突发奇想，笑着对大家说：“大家来玩一个游戏，名字叫‘伦敦桥到了’，游戏规则就是两位同学把手撑起来，做成一座坚固的‘桥’，然后唱着《伦敦桥倒了》的英文歌曲，等歌曲唱完后，‘桥’就会倒塌，被压住的同学就要表演节目！”同学们听完游戏规则，都跃跃欲试，摩拳擦掌的。

这时，老师笑着说：“好了，现在我们选两位同学当桥。”“我”“我”……同学们争先恐后地把手举得高高的，我也不例外。最终，我和尚府荣幸地被选为‘桥’。我们两把手举得高高的，全班同学都排好队，“london,bridge.……”歌曲响起来了，同学们一个接一个地迅速从“桥”穿过去。突然，歌声戛然而止，我们的“桥”倒了，华南被“压”住了。“表演节目，表演节目！”同学们异口同声地喊着。华南没有办法，只好慢悠悠地走上讲台，不甘情愿地站在台上。这时，潇文自自告奋勇地要替华南将个笑话，华南听了，像抓到救命稻草似的，脸上顿时堆满笑容。

潇文走上讲台，讲了一个笑话。大家听了，都笑得前俯后仰，我差点笑倒在地上。“叮——”下课铃响了，一堂有趣的英语课就这样过去了。

[一堂有趣的英语课日记