一次有趣的经历的英语【通用20篇】

大自然很奇妙，她养育着许许多多的动植物。我家以前也养过一只可爱的小精灵—鸡，它和我发生的趣事至今还令我记忆犹新，每每回忆起这些往事，我还是会情不自禁地笑出声来。

那是在几年前的一天，我与妈妈一起去葛塘赶集，在准备回来的时候，我看见一个卖雏鸡的小贩，便央求妈妈买一只给我，在我的苦苦哀求下，妈妈终于给我买了一只。我仔细打量着它：一对可爱的小眼睛，一身黄色的绒毛，一个娇小的身体，让人看了怜悯之情油然而生。在回来的路上，我一直抚摸着它的头。刚回到家，我就开始帮鸡宝宝“造家”。首先我去拿了一个大纸盒，又在里面垫上干草，把鸡放在“家”中，接着拿了一件衣服帮它盖好。小鸡在新家中不停地跳上跳下，似乎很满意我给它造的新家。干完一切后，我便哼着小曲吃饭去了。

第二天，我刚睡醒就跑到鸡的“家”前，开始“偷窥”小鸡，它似乎还在“睡”，看着它睡的甜甜的样子，真不忍心叫醒它！自己便出去玩了。

养了有一阵子了，经妈妈同意，小鸡终于可以下地活动了，你看它那兴奋样儿：一会跑向东，一会跑向西，有时不小心摔了个跟头，也从不放弃，依然坚强地爬起来，继续寻找着它的快乐，满世界乱跑，搞得我要和它“斗智斗勇”才能抓住它，不知道怎么有使不完的劲的……

随着它慢慢地长大，我也发现与动物和谐相处不是一件很快乐的事吗？

今天，天气转凉，大家都披上了大衣，来到了美丽的校园，小鸟似乎变少了，小草开始掉发了，大叔开始掉牙了，这意味着一年即将过去了，一眨眼十月已经过半，一年还有最后的三分之一，一天跟光速一般，在这光是的日子里发生了许多有趣的事情，在中学的每一节可我都听得非常认真听从老师指挥和安排，也在每一节课里紧紧抓住每一个知识点，虽然上课很死板，但有几堂课却让我记忆犹新，比如今天的英语课……

“叮铃铃”上课铃响了，我静静的坐在位子上等待老师上课，在我看来英语课有时有趣，有时却非常无聊，而今天这堂英语课让我改变了对它的看法，我相信这样有趣的课堂老师也一定发了不少心思来准备这堂课，在上课时老师突然给我们来了个对抗游戏，男生VS女生哪一方选手问题回答的多，那方就获胜。

比赛开始了，男生，女生都不甘示弱，勇于站起来回答问题，外面狂风大作，里面却是这番热闹的情景，一分钟过去了，二分钟过去了，三分钟过去了男生和女生之间出现了距离，眼看第一大题就要结束，我们男生非常着急，想挽回局面，正当我们要开始翻盘时，第一大题居然就这然结束了，不过还好，还有第二大题，谁赢谁输还不一定呢？第二大局开始了，经过一番调整的我们，又开始追逐了紧张又激烈的气氛依旧未停，男生们依然努力的追赶着分数，能追一分是一分，女生好像有点骄傲了，回答的人越来越少，我们分数渐渐多了起来，直到最后一题是我们只差女生两分了，当我们认为胜负已定时，老师突然说最后一题回答对加两分，这是我们脸上又有了笑容，因为班长把自己的手举得高高的，他是我们最后的一线希望了，你是男生唯一的靠山了，当老师在黑板上花了两个大星星后就意味着我们的努力没有白费，我们终于胜利了！

今天的这节有趣的英语课给我们打来了许多欢乐和笑声！

Oh God! I think I was about seven and half when my sisters and I pulled this stupid stunt. I remember watching television with them and the show on happened to be our favorite program to watch. All of a sudden we heard my brother, Chris, yelling from the backyard. So we all headed out there to see what happened. When we finally located him, he was in a tree hanging from the highest tree branch. Crying, he explained to us that he had climbed up the tree and couldn‘t get down. We thought, okay, one of us should climb up and get him off, but we couldn‘t manage to get him moving down.

It was then my youngest sister, Ka, who was five and a half at the time had seen a similar situation. She suggested we grab a sheet, hold it under the branch Chris was hanging off of, and tell him to drop so we can catch him. My other sister, Yams, who is one year younger than me, peered at me to confirm the idea and I said "Yeah, let‘s try that".So we grabbed a sheet from the closet and went to hold it beneath the tree. Now mind you, the ages holding this blanket were ranging from seven and a half to five and a half, thus the sheet was probably being held up to our waist and also close to touching the ground. But we were confident it could work.

We looked up to Chris and he looked down at us a bit hesitant. I don‘t blame him the poor guy. It was then we told him to let go and to fall on his back. Chris looked at me and asked "Are you sure I‘ll land on the blanket?" Now, my brother at the age of four, had a cute squeaky voice. But because of a problem at birth with his tongue being a bit attached to the mouth, it came out more like this, "Ah you sho awill lan on da blanked?", "Yup!", I told him, "We‘re sure!" and he let go.Now when I think about Chris letting go of that branch, I think of his faith in me and my sisters and I also think how stupid he was to trust us, cause when that boy let go he was in for a big surprise. Chris fell right through that sheet and landed right on his stomach. And no matter how tight we held on to the sheet, he still managed to get through.

We were shocked and a bit worried and we looked at the ground where he landed. This tiny seventy pound boy had made a hole right through the sheet and landed. He was positioned like one of those chalk drawings you find after a homicide, with one arm near the head another to the side and the knee bent a bit. We might as well have drawn an outline because he wasn‘t moving. So we bent down to check if he was still alive and when we asked him if he was okay he uttered these five words… "Ah stee hi da flow" in other words, "I still hit the floor!" Poor little man! But before you condemn us, Chris is fourteen now and he still bugs us about it, any tree he climbs he gets down on his own and, strangely, he wants to be a fireman when he grows up. Now he can write that he had personal experience about jumping and catching. See, no harm done…

[有趣的记忆英语作文：A Funny Memory

One day, my parents bought me a computer. I had been longing for a computer for such a long time. I used to go to net bar to use computer. Now I have my own computer. So I was very excited. Along with the computer, they bought some software to help me with my studies. My father said that the computer would be my tutor from now on. However, he told me not to play computer game or chat on internet for a long time. He thought it was a waste of time. And I think so too. Then I used it to send E-mails to my friends to tell them that I have a computer on my own home too. What a happy day!

I really had a busy and happy winter holiday.I did my homework and helped my parents with the housework every day.I like drawing so much that I spent lots of time drawing pictures and read books about drawing every day.I sometimes went to the library to read books and surfed the internet.During the Spring Festival,i visited my grandparents,friends and relatives.We really had a great time together.I prepared for the new lessons and read English,too.I really enjoyed my winter holiday.

I used to be fond of skating. But now things have changed because of a horrible experience.

One winter, the weather was so cold that water turned into ice. One day on my way home, when seeing a frozen lake, I thought that the ice must be thick enough to support me. Being so interested in skating, I couldnt help going down and sliding on the ice. Suddenly, I heard a sound of crack. Looking down, I saw the crack on the ice surface. I was frightened out of my life and didnt dare to move. But nobody could help me. I had to move toward the bank carefully.

As soon as I got onto the bank, the ice broke. How horrible it was! Even ifit has been a long time since then, I can still feel the fear. And I no longer like skating since then.

我曾经非常喜欢滑冰。但现在事情发生了变化,因为一次可怕的经历。

一年冬天,天气太冷,水变成冰。有一天在我回家的路上,看到一个冻湖的时候,我认为必须冰厚度足以支持我。因为喜欢滑冰,我忍不住跑下来,在冰上滑行。突然,我听到一个裂缝的声音。向下一看,我看到冰面上的裂缝。我吓坏了,不敢移动。但是没有人能帮助我。我不得不小心翼翼地向岸边挪动。

我一到银行,冰了。这一切是多么的可怕!即使过去了很久,我仍然可以感觉到恐惧。从那时起,我不再喜欢滑冰了。

那天，正好是星期六，妈妈带着骑自行车的我去客家文化城教我学骑自行车。

大概九点半左右，我们出发了。到了客家文化城，妈妈就教我怎么骑。过了一会儿，妈妈找了一个大哥哥来教我，我听了又一次踩上了自行车，开始骑的还不错，可后来撞上了一辆推土机，“哎呦!”幸好没受伤。过后我再一次骑上了自行车，自我评价，我觉得开始骑得非常好，后来需要拐弯，当时我很怕，而且来了一辆车，所以我只好刹车。我对妈妈说：“这是我骑车最好的一次!”过后，我自己编出了步骤：一是坐上去;二是左脚落地，右脚踩到踏板上;三是往后拉;四是把踏板向前踩，再边把左脚放在另一个踏板上;五是双脚向前踩踏板。这次玩的非常开心。

我们回到家之后，发现才只用了半个多小时就学会了骑自行车!

上个暑假，我和我的家人坐火车去了青岛。那里总是阳光明媚,空气也很清新，令人心情舒畅。我们去了海边，海水和天空一样的蓝，在沙滩上沐浴着阳光，是件很享受的事儿。我和妹妹还捡了好多五颜六色的贝壳。我们在这里买了好多有趣的纪念品，我打算送给我的朋友们。我们在这里吃到了很多东西，比如鱼，虾..真的很美味。

我们住在一个干净整洁的旅馆里，而且价格不是很昂贵。

我很喜欢这里，如果有机会我还希望可以再次去青岛，这个美丽有趣的地方。

Last summer vacation,my family and I went to Qingdao by train.There was always sunshine and fresh air,which made us so comfortable.We went to the seaside,the sea was as blue as the sky,and bathing in the sunshine on the beach, was really an enjoyable thing.I also picked up a lot of colorful shells with my little sister.There we bought many interesting souvenirs,I was planing to send them to my friends.We ate many tings there,such as fish,prawn,and so on.They are very delicious.Then we lived in a clean and tidy hotel,and the price was not so expensive.I like Qingdao very much,and if I got a chance,I hope to come here again,it is such a beautiful and interesting place.

[初中英语作文_我的假期经历

In our China, every household has to celebrate the Spring Festival in both urban and rural areas.

On the eve of the New Year, my mother took me to the market to buy New Years goods. There are a lot of people in the market. My mother and I bought a lot of New Years goods including melon seeds, peanuts, chickens, ducks, fish, meat, ham, cola and all kinds of famous tobacco. We also bought a lot of fireworks. Haha, we are so happy. At home, my mother swept the floor, my father wiped the floor, and my brother put the Spring Festival couplets on it. The Spring Festival couplets are written to congratulate you on your fortune and good luck. The sister posted the window flowers. My mother even brushed the wall white for the Spring Festival. Then grandpa came up and said, "lets celebrate this year." Then mother went to buy us red clothes, red clothes means auspicious red fire.

Listen to grandmother say "ancient times have a monster" year "often come out to do strange, destroy the farm, still eat children! But "year" is not afraid of nothing. It is said that "nian" has three fears, the fear of fire, the fear of guns, and the sound. So during the Spring Festival, we must shoot and wear red clothes.

On the day of Spring Festival, we happily dressed in beautiful red clothes. Shoot the gun, eat reunion dinner, together tuan tuan round the big year.

上个星期六，我们英语班的姜老师（JACKY）留了一次英语作业——把今天所学的课文和爸爸妈妈一起表演出来，并加入之前学过的句子，再录成视频发给老师。这让我很为难，因为我的爸爸妈妈都不会说英语。哎！只有现教他们其中的一个了，妈妈的口语差一些，只有教爸爸试一试了，妈妈负责给我们录像。

爸爸刚开始学的时候，不但发音不准确，而且还离奇地跑调，把我和妈妈逗得哈哈大笑，可爸爸却一本正经地说：“不会吗！什么事不都得一点点学嘛，只要你认真教爸爸，爸爸就一定能学会。”

于是，我又开始认真地教爸爸，一遍又一遍，爸爸为了配合我的作业，不厌其烦的学习着。在不断的练习、不断的配合下，爸爸终于学会了。

后来，妈妈把录制的视频发给了老师，老师看了后，给了我和爸爸一个很好的评价，并且在这个周六上课的时候，老师还奖励了我200昂币呢！我真开心呀！当然，这里也有爸爸的功劳与付出。

这真是一次有趣的英语作业呀。

For most people， they will choose to travel during holiday because they want to relieve themselves from the high pressure of work。 However， it happens quite often that people often ran into traffic jams on the way to travel。 Some people think that we can relax ourselves by traveling no matter of how many people there。 Some people would rather to stay in home than going out to travel because they think there are too many people swarm into the scenic spots。 In my point of view， I would rather to stay indoors rather than going out to travel。 Reasons are listed below。

Firstly， during holiday， so many people swarm into the travel spots that we can’t enjoy ourselves to the full。 For most people， they want to travel because during holiday， they can have several days to relieve themselves by traveling。 However， so many people crowd together will make their tour lose the original fun。

Secondly， during holiday， price will be rising drastically。 It is known to all that you need to spend much more to buy things or taking bus or any other transportation since many retailers will raise goods’ price during this holiday to get fat profits。

All in all， travel during holiday is not a good choice for us since its inconvenience in traveling among a huge crowd of people and also the dramatically high price for goods and transportations will let us pay extra money。

每个周六的上午，都是我最开心的时候，因为又可以上有趣的英语课啦！

今天的英语课上到一半的时候，Cathy老师笑眯眯地对大家说：“谁可以上来表演一下第2单元的课文角色？”我们一听，都纷纷把手举得高高的。虽然我很荣幸地被Cathy老师选上了，但是我又很担心自己背不出来，于是，我心里暗暗想着：“我是最棒的，我一定会扮演好的。”

我上了台，深深地吸了一口气，立马镇定下来了。我扮演monkey（猴子），我说：“Lookatmyblueleg。”同学扮演dog（狗），说：“Lookatmygreenmouth。”就这样，我们一个接一个地往下表演，往下说……

表演结束了，Cathy老师和同学们一起为我们鼓掌。果然，我做到了，我们用英语对话，把角色扮演得很好。我开心地看着Cathy老师，这时候，她的脸上更是笑成了一朵花。

Cathy老师的方法真不错，不仅让我们进一步理解了课文，又吸引了我们学英语的兴趣，同时还鼓励了我们大胆地用英语表达。

这就是我最喜欢的有趣的英语课，你们想不想也来参加呀？

One day, when I was a kid, I saw the AD for the lost dog. As my next-door neighbor had a German shepherd in the AD, I called the missing dog owner to tell him. I also gave him my neighbors phone number.

I almost forgot the whole thing, when I heard my neighbor talking loudly about the night. I rushed to the window and saw what was happening. "Im sorry, but this dog belongs to us. Weve been holding it for nearly eight years now, "said my neighbor, a tall stranger.

All of a sudden, I felt quite guilty, for my childish neighbour suspected that there was no truth in it. But I didnt have enough courage to tell him that it was me who caused him all the trouble. I have been silent on this matter until now.

记忆像一本书，里面记载着我们生活的点点滴滴。当我们翻阅它时，一件件难忘的事情呈现出来，历历在目。那一次有趣的经历至今回忆起来扔能使我捧腹大笑。

在我七岁的时候，家里是办织带厂，就如古时候的家庭作坊，规模很小。厂子办在自己家里，员工都是家里人。那个时候，效益好，我的阿姨和叔叔都一起帮忙，所以我们就住在了一起。

一天晚上，妈妈和阿姨还在加班，我们都已经睡觉了。夜有点深了，我揉着眼睛起身上厕所，突然听到厕所里发出一种砖头敲打的声音。我害怕地把事情告诉了正在加班的妈妈和阿姨。她俩也心惊胆战的，以为卫生间里躲了个贼。妈妈和阿姨都属于胆小的一类，她们不敢轻举妄动，卫生间离阿姨和叔叔的卧室最近，于是妈妈又示意阿姨去叫醒正在睡觉的叔叔前来相助。阿姨小心翼翼地迈着脚步，每一步都没发出声响。叔叔了解情况后，找来一根棍子潜伏在卫生间外面，想等贼出来的时候来个当头一棒，这贼就算不死也要晕了。我们都沉住气，屏住呼吸等待着时机出手。那气氛既紧张又惊险。在大家焦虑地等待中，卫生间的门终于开了，时机来了，门外的叔叔将棍子高举过头，正当他要向“贼”狠狠打去的时候。

“啊!”

“是你?”

“是我呀!”

原来卫生间里出来的是爸爸，被叔叔的举动吓得大叫起来。虚惊一场，幸好棍子还没落下来，不然爸爸可要脑袋开花了。

原来爸爸夜里起来上厕所，由于没开灯所以大家都不知道。在他上完厕所的时候突然发现卫生间里有只老鼠，“吱吱—”地发出响声。爸爸怕惊动老鼠，连灯也不开，顺手拣起一块砖头，关上门，想在卫生间里来个“瓮中捉鳖”。

听了爸爸的讲述，大家都觉得有趣，哈哈大笑起来。

星期天的早晨，阳光明媚。爸爸对我说：“今天我们吃鱼怎么样宝贝？”我摇摇头说：“我可不想吃菜市场里卖的鱼，一点儿也不新鲜！”爸爸好像早就想到我会这样说，神秘地笑了一下，故意拉长了声音说：“那你想不想……”，还没等爸爸说完，我就猜到爸爸想干什么了。于是，我跑去把渔具拿了出来。

我跟爸爸一路欢声笑语来到小河边，仿佛看到路边的花儿，鸟儿，虫儿都仿佛露着笑脸欢迎我们的到来。我往河里一看，河里冒着许多小水泡，爸爸告诉我那是小鱼吐出来的泡泡，我高兴得尖叫了起来，赶紧和爸爸拿出渔具来组装，没多久我们就组装好了，我们把鱼钩往河里一扔，爸爸让我别出声，我们都屏住呼吸等待鱼儿上钩！

等了一会儿，我看见鱼线在晃动，想着怕是鱼儿上钩了，刚想拉鱼线，爸爸失意我别动，等鱼线猛地一沉，我们用力把鱼线拉上岸，只见一条肥肥的大鱼儿上钩了。爸爸笑着说：“这条大鱼够咱们今天晚餐吃了！”我和爸爸带着今天的劳动成果高高兴兴的回家了。

今天是个难忘的星期天，也是我最开心的一天，除了今天收获了劳动成果外还有爸爸真情的陪伴，我爱劳动也爱爸爸！

There is a legend about the origin of the lucky money.

Once upon a time, there was a little monster called "chong" who came to the world on the eve of the great New Year. It came to the head of the sleeping child and touched it, and the child began to cry aloud, and when he woke up, he began to talk.

Then all these clever children became fools, and only knew how to play madly every day. "Chong" is afraid of bright light, therefore, people on the night of every big year, all lights, keep at the childrens side, dare not sleep, this is called "shouchong".

There was an old couple who got a child when they were very old. On the evening of the great New Year, the couple lit candles and stood by their children. Suddenly a gust of wind blew and the candle went out. "Chonghu" floated to the childs head, ready to touch, under the pillow under the red envelope flashing a bright red light.

"Chong" cried, and ran away. The next day, the couple handed out red envelopes to their children and told them what had scared them away.

It turned out that the eight copper COINS had become a fairy, and he was secretly helping the children.

Tell such a story you know the origin of the lucky money! On the evening of the big year, children will receive red envelopes from their elders, which represents the wishes of the elders.

To me, the most interesting subject is English. But I find studying English is very difficult. So if you ask which subject is the most difficult to me. My answer will be English. Now I am a student, everyday I have more than one English classes, I like studying it very much and I hope I can study it very well, so I can talk with foreigners and know the foreign countries things, it is very useful.

今天，是星期六。我和爸爸妈妈去了五泉山公园游玩。我们逛完了动物园，便来到了骑马场。我异常兴奋，因为这是我第一次骑马。

妈妈把我领到一个矮个子叔叔面前，他是这里的管理员。他让我先选一匹马。我围着马棚转了好一会，才选中了一匹全身乌黑油亮的小马驹。大概是为了让小朋友骑，这里的马都是小个子。

看着这匹小马，我迫不及待想赶紧骑上去。可它对于我来说，还是很高的。我围着它，蹦跳了好半天，都没骑上去。最后，妈妈托住我的屁股、我用尽力气，咬紧牙关，抓住马的鞍镫一使劲才上去。

在马背上，我才发现：它头上有一处是奶白色。它的鞍镫和辔头都是棕色的。

整个骑马场不大。一开始小马一直在不慌不忙地走。我很着急，左摇右晃地想让马跑起来，但它就是不动。妈妈便过来对着马屁股打了一巴掌。马飞快地跑了起来!这一下子把我吓坏了，看着马飞快地奔跑。我灵机一动，想到了电视中的场景，我急忙拉动了马的缰绳，它这才停了下来。

有了这次经验，我操作起来就顺多了。我拍一下它的屁股，它就跑，一拉缰绳，它便停。就像这样，我一圈一圈高兴地跑着。这时，小马好像乖了许多，随着我发出的命令正

确地做出动作：我让它把头低下，它就把头低下;我让它把头抬起来，它就把头抬得高高的······正玩得高兴，管理员过来说：“小朋友，时间到了，以后再来玩吧!”我无奈地下了马。

以后有时间，我一定会再来!骑马太有趣了!

Dumpling is a traditional Chinese food. On the lunar New Year s Day, most families make a lot of delicious dumplings. To make them, follow this easy process.

The first step is to mix the flour with water. When the dough is ready, we can begin to make dumpling wrappers. We use a rolling pole to roll the dough into small, thin and round pieces so that they will be easy to cook. When the wrappers are done, it s time to prepare the filling. Usually, we use meat such as beef or mutton, and some vegetables such as cabbage or carrots for filling. You may actually choose whatever you like to put into it. We must chop those things into small pieces. Then put some salt, oil and other condiments into it and stir it evenly. When all these preparations are done, we can start making dumplings. First put a spoonful of filling in the center of the wrapper. Then stick the two opposite sides together and then the rest. Don t just cover the filling with the wrappers. The best shape of dumplings is that of a ship, because when they are boiling in the pan, they look like ships sailing in the sea. The smell can make your mouth water.

饺子是一种传统的中国食品。在农历新年的一天,大多数家庭赚很多美味的饺子。让他们,遵循这一容易的过程。

第一步是用水和面。当面团准备好了,我们可以开始擀皮。用一根擀面杖把面团擀成小,薄,圆形面皮,这样会容易煮。当包装完成,它的时间来准备。通常,我们使用肉类如牛肉或羊肉,和一些蔬菜,如卷心菜和胡萝卜馅。你可以选择任何你喜欢它。我们必须把这些东西成小块。然后放上一些盐,油和其他调料,搅拌均匀。当所有这些准备工作都完成了,我们可以开始包饺子。首先放一勺馅的包装器的中心。然后把两边牢牢粘住,然后把剩余的包好。不只是盖的灌装包装器。饺子最好的形状是一艘船,因为当它们在锅里煮的时候,它们看起来就像是大海里的船只。它们的香味会让你流口水。

谜语主要指暗射事物或文字等供人猜测的隐语，也可引申为蕴含奥秘的事物。今天小编为你带来的是有趣的英语谜语集锦，希望你喜欢。

1. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A secret.

2. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

4. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A mushroom.(蘑菇)

5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7.What is smaller than an insects mouth?

Anything it eats.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

66. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

Today my mom is busy, she asked me to go shopping for her. She gave me a shopping list and money. I went to the supermarket, bought a roll of toilet paper, a cake, a large bottle of milk, and two pairs of socks. I put them my schoolbag, because the plastic bag is bad for environment. I was very happy to go shopping, I am glad that I can help mom.

今天妈妈很忙，她让我去帮她买东西。她给了我一个购物清单和钱。我去到超时，买了一卷卫生纸，一个蛋糕，一大瓶牛奶，还有两双袜子。我用书包装它们，因为塑料袋对环境不好。我去买东西感到非常快乐，我很高兴能帮到妈妈。