一次有趣的经历的英语（精品20篇）

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

在生活中有许许多多有趣的事情，但是，让我感到更有趣的还是今天舅舅公司十周年庆其中一项活动——烧烤。

今天是舅舅成立公司的第十周年，听说今天活动的节目丰富多彩：有烤红薯、击鼓传花、赛龙舟、烧烤……当我听到“烧烤”这个词时，一蹦三尺高，要知道，我可是超级喜欢烧烤的!

我怀着激动的心情，和爸爸妈妈一起来到了“丽园农家乐”。今天天气不怎么好，时不时还下着雨，但并不影响我们，个个都激情高涨。欣赏过并且玩过几个节目后，就进入了让我期待的“烧烤活动”了!我们先领了工具，随之，我们小孩子组成了一个“烧烤专家小组”，不少大人也加入了我们小组呢!开始，我们把火弄旺，然后便有人盖了一层锡箔纸，烧烤就开始了。我一开始就拿了两根肉串，刷上油，放在烤炉上烤，听着火苗蹿起来“扑哧”的声音，我觉得我的心情就像火苗一样在燃烧。我等了一会儿，就坐不住了，便去看看其他小组怎么样了：我看见陈明区叔叔和何秀阿姨最卖力了，因为火还没起着，他正对着火炉使劲地吹，弄的四周都是烟雾弥漫，泪眼迷离。还有的小组只有孤零零的几个人，但仍然做干的热火朝天满，满头都是汗……回到我们“专家小组”后，我拿出了自己“打劫”来的“战利品”——食材，放在桌上，看着，等着，吃着，我们的“作战品”没了，没办法，自己动手吧，劳动最光荣!就这样，我们的食材很快就吃完了，而我们都饱了，为了突出，我还特意打了个饱嗝，大家都笑了，我也笑了……

真希望：公司以后多多举行“烧烤”活动!

Along with the advance of the society ,more and more person has experienced online shopping .online shopping has come into fashion in most of cities due to the rapid development of internet technology .At the same time ,with the increasing globalization and urbanization , the human race has entered a completely new stage in its history.

Online shopping has its pros and cons just as the saying goes:”so many people ,so many minds .”It is quite understandable that views on this issue vary from person to person .From the perspective of consumers .it can save some time for people who don’t have much spare time .For retailers ,it can cut some costs for those without much circulating funds .However ,there are still some defects in online shopping .First ,compared with face-to-face deal, it seems less reliable and trustworthy .Second ,people will lose the fun of bargain.

After a thorough consideration ,for my part ,I am in favor of the view that we still should be careful when we “go shopping “though internet although shopping online has been an irresistible trend in modern society .we should check the information carefully that released via the internet .Only in this way can we enjoy the pleasure and convenience of online shopping without the concern of being cheated .it is of great importance .

Translation:随着社会的进步，越来越多的人都有过网上购物的经历。网上购物已成为时尚在大部分城市由于互联网技术的快速发展。同时，随着经济全球化和城市化,人类进入了一个历史的崭新的阶段。 网上购物有其利弊，正如俗话说的：“这么多人，所以有很多的想法。”这是可以理解的，对这个问题的看法因人而异。从消费者的角度。它可以节省一些时间的人谁没有太多的空余时间。对于零售商，它可以削减成本为那些没有多少流动资金。但是，仍然存在一些缺陷在网上购物。第一，与面对面交易，似乎不太可靠和值得信赖的。其次，人们将失去乐趣的讨价还价。 经过深入的思考，对我而言，我赞成这样的观点，我们仍然要小心，当我们“去购物”虽然互联网虽然网上购物已是大势所趋，在现代社会。我们应该仔细检查信息发布通过互联网。只有这样我们才能享受快乐和便利的网上购物不担心受骗。这是非常重要的。

Since I was very small, there was a song about Guilin“I want to Guilin, but when I have money, I don’t have time…’’, this is the first impression I have on Guilin, it is so attracting.

As the song’s great power, I said to myself, when I grew up, I must go toGuilin.

When I was in high school, I had the chance to visit there, in the summer holiday, my mother asked me to go there with her to visit an old friend.

I was so excited, my long dream would come true.

I packed my stuff, went to the bus. In the morning, we arrived atGuilin, this was the first time I got so close to it, I took a deep breath, watching all the things in the street.

During the summer holiday, I visited all the scene there, they were so beautiful, no wonder people said“Guilin’s scenery ranks first”.

当我很小的时候，有一首关于桂林的歌“我想去桂林，但是当我有钱的时候，我没有时间。。。”，这是我对桂林的第一印象，桂林很吸引人。出于歌曲的力量，我对自己说等我长大了，我一定要去桂林。

当我读高中的时候，我有机会去拜访桂林，在暑假，我妈妈叫我和她一起去桂林看望她的一位老朋友。

我很兴奋，长久以来的梦想得到了实现。我收拾东西，坐上大巴。早上，我们到达了桂林，这是我第一次如此接近它，我深深吸了一口气，看着街上的一切。在暑假期间，我参观了所有的景点，很漂亮，难怪人们说“桂林山水甲天下”。

[英语作文：我的桂林旅游经历

This summer holiday, I went to Dalian with my family. We got there by air. Dalian is a very beautiful and modern city. On the bus, we could see all kinds of buildings which were great.

In the morning, we got to the hotel where we lived. After breakfast, we began to our travel. First we took the bus to the Sea Park. There are so many different kinds of fishes that I couldn’t believe my eyes. We also saw the show of dolphins. Then we had lunch in a restaurant. The seafood which was very famous in China was delicious.

After lunch we went swimming. The sea was blue and beach was golden. We all enjoyed ourselves in the sea. Finally we went back the hotel where we lived. We had a happy day.

In this trip, we also went to some places which were interesting and famous in Dalian, went shopping and so on.

Several days later, we left Dalian. On our way home, we were very happy. This was the reason why we didn’t feel tired. In all, we had a good holiday. 2.Last summer, I went to Beidaihe for my holiday with my family. We took a train because the way is not far. We lived in a big hotel where could see the sea . We stayed there for three days.

The first day, we went for a walk along the seaside, and then we went swimming and took a lot of interesting photos there. The second day, we went to a famous market and bought many keepsakes. I was going to bring these keepsakes for my friends. The last day, we had a good picnic on the seaside with the natives. They acted all kinds of programmes and made us feel happy.

It’s a very good journey, and we all enjoyed ourselves on those days. If I have another holiday, I will go there again.

I heard Lijiang is a very beautiful city when I was young. I travel there in a holidy with my parents.I went there plane. I saw there were many moutain when I got out the plane. The air was fresh.We went to the Lijiang Gucehng the fist day, we bought some intresting things and had a good meal in the Lijiang Gucheng. The second day ,we went to the Yulong snow moutain, its beautiful, and its my first time see the snow. I played with the snow happily. My father told me that Yulong snow moutain is a famous place in China, many people came here every year. I was happy in this trip, even like there better than Beijing!

I have a great time during the winter holiday, because I enjoy myself as well asfocus on my study. As it’s known to all, the Spring Festival is the mostimportant in winter holiday that would occupy much time to celebrate it.Therefore, I finished my homework first, so that it won’t bother my enjoymentduring the festival. I finished my home work in one week. And I went shoppingwith my parents. We bought a lot of things, especially snacks and fruits. Then,it was the Spring Festival. We had a big dinner on the New Year’s Eve. Myparents prepared the big dinner and I could only act as assistant. The dinnerwas so delicious that I ate so full. In the next several days, my parents and Ivisited our relatives and friends or they visited us. Sometimes, we went outfor fun together. We children were always the most excited. Now, holiday iscoming to the end and I will go to school soon. I am so happy that I have awonderful winter holiday.

My experience in working is not too long, but it is a bumpy experience.

A weight of less than ninety of the furniture I chose this profession, I have often been thin people bullying and indifference, and no longer call these I dont care, naive I thought that as long as the sincerity to pay, will service our weaknesses will be accepted, which in the eyes of others like it never happened.

My job is to give the furniture edge, every day I carefully to each board edge, to the class two, 2 to 3 meters and the bed, wardrobe, bookcase, small drawers for ten cm. In the face of the big 2, 3 meters long. I always try to make up for their own strength, so let the boss see have been shot, the boss asked not to put on the table, from the Paizi underground picking up, this alone is me, even physical good people also fear is it is very difficult, someone said, that time I luckily escaped unharmed.

And once we took the bull to feed the real pull the material, because of my physical strength can not suddenly fell away, again by the boss, then how this did not have the strength to hate myself. When the machine was bad, I had to blow my temper. I had a face when I didnt throw the board, and I had to bear it. Who called us a part-time job. Whos patience is limited, the boss see I placed the board edge on the table, and said angrily: I couldnt remember, to another factory made you open it, I always couldnt, Ill give you the boss fight.

Although I have been laid off, the heart is always a bit awkward, but I am also free at the same time, there is a loss. Some things can be held and put down.

Here I call on the brothers and sisters of the whole society, and people who have the same experience with me, and sometimes life should be simplified. You can pick it up, and you can put it down. Let the migrant workers live with dignity!

This Saturday was my aunts birthday, so my family went to a resterant to have dinner. We were quite happy. After dinner, we sent presents to my aunt.Then we lighted cancles, sang birthday songs, and finally ate the cake.

I think it was very interesting.

在这个周六的晚上是我阿姨的生日，我们全家去了餐馆给阿姨过生日，我们大家都很高兴。等吃完饭后我们都给阿姨送了生日礼物，等送完礼物后我们点蜡烛唱生日歌，然后吃了蛋糕!

我认为这件事很有趣!

There is a legend about the origin of the lucky money.

Once upon a time, there was a little monster called "chong" who came to the world on the eve of the great New Year. It came to the head of the sleeping child and touched it, and the child began to cry aloud, and when he woke up, he began to talk.

Then all these clever children became fools, and only knew how to play madly every day. "Chong" is afraid of bright light, therefore, people on the night of every big year, all lights, keep at the childrens side, dare not sleep, this is called "shouchong".

There was an old couple who got a child when they were very old. On the evening of the great New Year, the couple lit candles and stood by their children. Suddenly a gust of wind blew and the candle went out. "Chonghu" floated to the childs head, ready to touch, under the pillow under the red envelope flashing a bright red light.

"Chong" cried, and ran away. The next day, the couple handed out red envelopes to their children and told them what had scared them away.

It turned out that the eight copper COINS had become a fairy, and he was secretly helping the children.

Tell such a story you know the origin of the lucky money! On the evening of the big year, children will receive red envelopes from their elders, which represents the wishes of the elders.

I used to be fond of skating. But now things have changed because of a horrible experience.

One winter, the weather was so cold that water turned into ice. One day on my way home, when seeing a frozen lake, I thought that the ice must be thick enough to support me. Being so interested in skating, I couldnt help going down and sliding on the ice. Suddenly, I heard a sound of crack. Looking down, I saw the crack on the ice surface. I was frightened out of my life and didnt dare to move. But nobody could help me. I had to move toward the bank carefully.

As soon as I got onto the bank, the ice broke. How horrible it was! Even ifit has been a long time since then, I can still feel the fear. And I no longer like skating since then.

我曾经非常喜欢滑冰。但现在事情发生了变化,因为一次可怕的经历。

一年冬天,天气太冷,水变成冰。有一天在我回家的路上,看到一个冻湖的时候,我认为必须冰厚度足以支持我。因为喜欢滑冰,我忍不住跑下来,在冰上滑行。突然,我听到一个裂缝的声音。向下一看,我看到冰面上的裂缝。我吓坏了,不敢移动。但是没有人能帮助我。我不得不小心翼翼地向岸边挪动。

我一到银行,冰了。这一切是多么的可怕!即使过去了很久,我仍然可以感觉到恐惧。从那时起,我不再喜欢滑冰了。

One day I was on a bus. I found an elderly woman standing in front of me. She had a big bag in her hand. "Its a virtue for a young person to help the old,"I said to myself. When I was standing up to give my seat to the old lady, a young foreigner got up quickly saying, "Please sit down."The old lady thanked him and sat down. She looked very happy.

I was a little embarrassed because I was sitting in the middle of the bus.Suddenly a pregnant woman got onto the bus. I quickly stood up to give up my seat to her. Theforeigner smiled at me. He said that he was an Australian, and was a student studying Chinese culture in China.

盼星星，盼月亮，我终于盼来了新东方的英语课。前面几个学期，我都没有Nicole老师带零食吃。所以，我带了两粒瑞士糖就匆匆忙忙地出发了。

我来到英语教室，看到教室里有三分之二的同学都来了，他们有说有笑。我这才知道：我来的有点儿晚。所以，我放好书包，把糖给Nicole，然后就坐在位子上聚精会神地听老师讲课。

Nicole开始讲课了!我听见她讲了10个目标单词，他们分别是：Sunny晴天、Rainy雨天、Doudy多云、Windy起风、Snowy下雪、Foggy雾天、Hot热、Warm温暖、Cool凉快、Cold冷。我把这些单语分为两大类：从Sunny到Foggy，是天气类。从Hot到Cold，是自我感觉类。其中，自我感觉类最好背。不仅如此，我下课调查了一下，有四分之三的人都我一个想法。

下课过后，我们有一个对话活动，等着和我们一决雌雄。这个对话说的是：Pop放风筝的故事。回家的时候，Pop还骂道：“什么鬼天气!”

这节英语课可真有趣!

现在爷爷种的蒜已经发出五个蒜叶了。我打心眼儿佩服爷爷，爷爷真是一个种菜专家!

Last night, I had an interesting dream.In the dream I accidentally got a magic pen with which I could write beautiful Chinese characters.Then I took part in a calligraphy competition.With the help of the pen I got the first place. I became famous soon and a lot of people came to beg me for some characters.I felt very proud of myself.But when I picked the pen up and wrote down a character, I found it very ugly.The pen no longer had magic. I was frightened into cold sweat.Seeing this, people understood what was happening.They all laughed at me and said that I was a cheat.I tried to find some place to hide but couldnt find any.

上个暑假，我和我的家人坐火车去了青岛。那里总是阳光明媚,空气也很清新，令人心情舒畅。我们去了海边，海水和天空一样的蓝，在沙滩上沐浴着阳光，是件很享受的事儿。我和妹妹还捡了好多五颜六色的贝壳。我们在这里买了好多有趣的纪念品，我打算送给我的朋友们。我们在这里吃到了很多东西，比如鱼，虾..真的很美味。

我们住在一个干净整洁的旅馆里，而且价格不是很昂贵。

我很喜欢这里，如果有机会我还希望可以再次去青岛，这个美丽有趣的地方。

Last summer vacation,my family and I went to Qingdao by train.There was always sunshine and fresh air,which made us so comfortable.We went to the seaside,the sea was as blue as the sky,and bathing in the sunshine on the beach, was really an enjoyable thing.I also picked up a lot of colorful shells with my little sister.There we bought many interesting souvenirs,I was planing to send them to my friends.We ate many tings there,such as fish,prawn,and so on.They are very delicious.Then we lived in a clean and tidy hotel,and the price was not so expensive.I like Qingdao very much,and if I got a chance,I hope to come here again,it is such a beautiful and interesting place.

[初中英语作文_我的假期经历

I still remember a funny thing of mine when I was a child. I have been short-sighted since I was thirteen years old.But I dont like to wear glasses because it made me feel uncomfortable.One day,when I after school, I walked happily.Soon, I found a woman like my mother very much.Of course I thought she was my mother.Then I walked to her happily and spoke loudly :"Hey,mom. I miss you all day!"But mother was very surprised and said:"What?Who are you?" Why did mom ask me who I was? I wore my glasses then.God ! She wasnt my mom! I said sorry to her and ran away as fast as I can.From then on, I also wore my glasses when I after school. Because I didnt want to make a mistake like that any more...

翻译:

我仍然记得我小时候的一件趣事。从十三岁开始，我就成了近视眼。但我不喜欢戴眼镜，因为它令我感到不舒服。一天放学后，我愉快的走着。很快，我发现一个长得很像我妈妈的妇女。当然，我以为她就是我妈妈。然后，我愉快的走向她，大声的说:“妈妈，我整天都在想念你!”但“妈妈”非常惊讶，说:“什么?你是谁啊?”为什么妈妈会问我我是谁呢?于是我戴上我的眼镜。天啊!她不是我的妈妈!我向她说了对不起之后，就尽我可能快的跑开了。从那一次开始，当我放学之后我总是戴上我的眼镜。因为我不想再犯下像那次那样的错误.......

An Unforgettable Experience

There are various activities in the college, such as hiking, gathering, competitions and so on. And what impresses me most is my experience of being a volunteer teacher.

I was a freshman when the School of Foreign Languages organized a voluntary activity which aimed at providing children in poor areas with a better education. As a matter of fact, I did not show any interest in this activity, for I thought that I just wasted my time and energy without getting any pay. But finally I followed the trend and went to the interview for a try. To my surprise, I was eolled as a member of the teaching group. I became quite excited and made up my mind to prepare for the class as well as I could. I read their textbook again and again to make sure that I was familiar with the language points. What’s more, I searched on the Internet for some additional information, which I thought would help me a lot in the class. At that time, I really could not wait to give the lecture.

Fortunately, it didn’t keep me waiting too long. It was a sunny day. And we spent almost an hour in the bus. Although I was tired and sleepy, my enthusiasm overwhelmed my tiredness. The school is a small place full of various books. The children there were so lovely that they left me a deep impression. They keep asking me

questions about study and they were also curious about the college life. I was quite happy surrounded by a group of children.

I really benefit a lot from the unforgettable experience. I realize that money and some material things should not be considered as the most important thing in our life. It is the self-realization that really makes our life meaningful. Although I did not get any material things from this activity, I was very happy for what I did for the children. So I hold that we should not just consider the salary in job-hunting, we should also think about whether the job can bring you spiritual enjoyment or not.

The summer holiday begins. I am very happy. Last week, I traveled to

Zhuhai. Its a small but beautiful city. The streets are clean and the buildings

are huge. The traffic of Zhuhai is good. There is almost no traffic jams

here,because the transportation system is good. Macau is on the opposite of

Zhuhai.We can even see the cars running in the streets of Macau. I hope I can

step into Macau to visti this magical city.

When I was a little child, I was so naughty that I always did something angry my parents. They always blamed to me, but I never listened to them. I thought they were too strict with me. But I changed in someday. My parents always told me to be careful when I went out. However, all I thought was they worried too much. On my way to take the bus home, there was a traffic light. That day, when I got to the cross road, the light was red, but there was no car crossed the road anymore. So I went across the road without the light turning to green. At this moment, a car rushed quickly towards me. I was suddenly scared, so that I couldn’t move but stood still. Luckily, the driver broke the car quickly and I did not get hurt. But I did scared. I couldn’t image what would happen if the car did not stop in time. I told my parents what I experienced. At first, they blamed me as usual and I knew I was wrong that time. Therefore, I did not say anything. They realized that I was frightened, so they comforted me patiently. I finally knew that all they said and done was good to me. After that, I was much more careful and I listened to my parents.

当我还是个小孩的时候，我很淘气，经常做一些使父母生气的事。他们总是责备我，但是我从来不听他们的话。我觉得他们对我太严厉了。但是，有一天我改变了。我父母经常告诉我出门的时候要小心，但是我总觉得是他们过于担心了。在我乘坐公车回家的路上有一个红绿灯。那天，我走到十字路口的时候，变红灯了，但是没有车过马路。于是灯没变绿我就过马路了。正在这时候，一辆汽车快速向我冲过来，顿时我慌了，站在那里动也不动。幸运的是，司机紧急刹车了，而我也没有受伤。但是，我确实受到惊吓了。我不敢想象如果车没有及时停住的话会发生什么事情。我告诉父母这次经历，起初他们像往常一样责备我，而那一次我也知道错了。因此，我一句话也没说。他们意识到我受惊了，于是耐心安慰我。最后我才知道他们所说的和所做的都是为我好。从那以后，我更小心了也听父母的话了。

人 物：武汉大学英语系2004届毕业生刘冕

年 龄：22岁

自身条件：专业八级、计算机三级、两次“院三好学生”和两次二等奖学金。

求职经历：出版社编辑、英文报纸编辑、企业策划、中学外语教师

11月20日 星期四 晴

很多天以前我们就得到消息，省外一家外文出版社今天要到本系招2名英文编辑。一打听，要求还挺高，不但学习成绩进入全系前二十名，还要在英文刊物上发表过文章。仔细掂量了一下自己的实力，我的成绩是全系第十五，这个条件我符合;至于在英文刊物上发表文章，这个条件就有点难了，整个专业也许没几个吧。去还是不去呢?思虑再三，还是去试试。

招聘会在语音室进行。前来应聘的人数不是很多，也就十多人吧。大概是学习成绩这个条件让很多人望而生畏。面试开始了，应聘者依次拿着自己的简历和面试老师面对面坐着交谈。时间大概是3分钟。在我前面的几名同学，和面试老师的交谈了不到一分钟，就灰溜溜地走了，连简历也没有留下。很显然，他们都被淘汰了。

该我上场了。果然，面试老师一得知我没有发表文章的经历，连我的简历也没有看，客气地对我说了声“抱歉”。然后就招呼下一位了。

睡前总结：也许是第一次参加应聘吧，感觉很失败。毕业求职时发现自己学到的东西并不太多。对没有工作经验的我来说，平时的经验就是很好的积累。我很后悔大学前三年没有好好练笔写些稿子。

11月22日 星期六 阴

前天那场招聘会，被隔壁班的两位英语高人给抢走了，听说待遇还不错。签就签了吧，至少少了两个竞争对手，好单位还多着呢。

在武汉科技会展中心，今天有场“武汉8校联合招聘会”，我早早地买了门票，攥着几天前就准备好的6份简历进了场。其中4份是准备应聘翻译的，另外两份应聘英文报刊编辑。其实我的“硬件”还算过得去——专业八级，计算机三级，还有两次“院三好学生”和两次二等奖学金。找个翻译的工作，胜算应该比较大吧。

会场人很多，我绕场转了两圈，仅发现两家英文报刊在招广告策划，想想和自己的专业沾了点边，我毫不犹豫地把简历递了过去。

对方仔细看我的简历，问了一句：“你是学广告策划的吗?”

他刚才不是看了吗?怎么还问我?我说：“不是，我是英语专业的。我对你们的工作岗位……”“对不起，我们不要其他专业的!”还没说完，对方就很不耐烦地打断了我的话。

睡前总结：今天的收获几乎为零。宿舍小文总结我的失败之处在于跨专业求职。想来也对，跨专业求职对普通学生难度太大，除非事前有很好的准备。今天的失败应该在于没考虑自己的专业因素吧。

11月27日 星期四 阴

谢天谢地，终于迎来第一场针对本专业的招聘会。宿舍的几位姐妹都起床忙于梳妆打扮。我早早地起来，又把自己的简历看了一遍，按求职意向分门别类整理了一下自己的思路。挤进会场后，我先绕场一周了解大致情况，然后有针对性地把我的简历投了出去。

我们专业不过500来人，而整个会场人数足足有一两千。我甚至还瞥见有位同学来自广东省的中山大学。

到底是针对英语专业，让我感觉自己能胜任在场的所有职位。上午我去一家外贸公司应聘高级翻译。面试老师用英语问起了一些有关我家庭成员和籍贯的问题，虽然谈不上对答如流，却也算是表达清晰。后来又和我聊起了今年年初流行的SARS病的相关问题知识，我的语句就开始不通畅了。最后我感觉对方有点落井下石，竟问起了今年诺贝尔化学奖的得主来自哪个国家。我支吾了半天，只好“SORRY”。

还是再试试另一家报社的英文编辑吧。

展位前的椅子上已经坐了好多前来应聘的人。我刚要找个地方坐下，中间一位老师就站起来宣布面试开始。接着发给大家每人一张试卷。要求在半个小时内完成。

我瞅了瞅周围的人，他们看上去相当认真。题目是十个选择填空题和一篇作文改错。几个选择题似乎很简单，几分钟我就完成了。那篇作文是有关神州5号飞船升空的，反复看了好几遍，才找到一处语法错误。眼看时间快到了，我胡乱地改了几处单词。然后把试卷交了上去。

那位戴眼镜的老编辑花了几分钟看完了我们的试卷，当场宣布5人进入下一轮面试，其余的人全部淘汰。原因是只有这5人记得神州5号升空的日子。

为什么平时不多看看报纸呢。这么重要的错误也没发现?下次还是小心点吧。

睡前总结：两个这么好的工作就被我这样给糟蹋了。我发现虽然自己专业已经是八级，但口语什么的好象还不太够用，而要命的是我平时除了集中学习专业知识，对外界的关心太少了。 翻译和编辑两种工作都需要大量的社会知识积累。我败在了平时。

12月1日 星期一 阴

连续两天，华中科技大学和武汉科技会展中心召开了两场招聘会。天很冷，但依然高兴，因为两天的奔波换来了三个面试机会。

一是本市一家进出口贸易公司，我应聘副总经理秘书，二是一家企业缺个策划，再就是市中心一所重点高中的英语教师。我根据自己的优势和硬件，集中对英语教师进行了精心准备。想到面试时多半会要求我上台试讲，我还特地请教了我们的英语老师，让他为我作了特别辅导。

果然不出我所料，那位老校长要我上讲台授课，4位老师临时充当我的学生。好在我提前做了准备，一上讲台，我就着那本高中英语课本绘声绘色地讲了起来。加上我们高中学过那篇课文，我发挥比较出色。20分钟后，老校长叫停，而后就和几位老师开始了讨论。

说实话，虽然紧张，但我对自己的发挥还是比较满意。果然，老校长对我说：“刘小姐，你已经通过了我们的面试，如果你是真诚喜欢这个职位的话，请随时拨打我的电话，我等你的好消息。”说完，递过来一张名片。

睡前总结：那一刻，我几乎要高兴得喊出来。为了工作，我已经整整奔波了10 天了。今天终于尝到了被录用的甜头。嘿嘿。

[一个英语系毕业生的求职经历日记

一本好书就如同一个好朋友。读一本好书就如同和一位睿智的人交谈。书，不仅让我汲取到丰富知识，还带给了我快乐。

从小我就与书结缘，妈妈告诉，当我很小的时候，家里贴满了带有图片的识字挂图，我总是用手抠挂图，妈妈耐心地读给我听。渐渐的，不再抠挂图了，在妈妈的带领下，我越来越喜欢那些识字挂图了。

渐渐的，我长大了，我开始大量地阅读。那些画报、字卡我已经再熟悉不过了。我开始阅读童话类书籍，在美丽多姿的童话世界里，恶毒的，让我悲，善良的，让我喜。我像一只小鸟一样，穿梭于悲欢离合的世间。

直到有一天，妈妈带我一起去新华书店，我才知道原来世界上有那么多好书，当我看到琳琅满目的书时，惊喜万分，就像一匹饥饿的狼见到了渴望已久的面包，我贪婪地读着。书中优美的语句，就仿佛是花朵一样妩媚可爱，它吸引着我。书如水，让我解渴;书如游乐场，让我玩而不厌;书如是动听的音乐，让我陶醉于其中，感动于心灵。

我如蜜蜂，在花丛中采集蜂蜜，快乐着;我如蝴蝶，在美丽的家园飞翔着，成长着。我如海鸥，飞翔在水天相接的地方，观世界的奇观。那里能观望到天，也能观望大海。

我快乐，因为书让我汲取了丰富的知识。它让我收获着，成长着，快乐着。书是我的导师，我的朋友。

书，令我快乐!