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Winter fun

While saying good-bye to the cold and windy spring.Biting cold of winter,but also saying good-bye to the colorful fun Winter; also ushered in a thick spring.Letting a hundred flowers bloom in spring.

A Winter passed,and we are not only grown up one years old,during the Winter Institute is also a lot of skills:some students will be a package Lantern.Dumplings,some students learned to write couplets.The students also learned how to sketch ......I,of course,is no exception,I also made during the Winter,a small production of it!

I produced this little it is a very unique name is:"mini-cannon." "Mini" as the name implies means that very small things,the home of artillery all know that,right?I can not so much power,but to play.It is made of hard paper tube.Plastic balls and firecrackers combination,and spent a week of me and my brother a lot of things aviation!

In addition,I am at home with his father also practiced calligraphy practicing Although trained as a good father,kung fu very thin shallow,but I taste a meaning which is very good!

Winter life is really interesting,really memorable,let me ah!

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篇1:旅游经历的英语

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I heard Lijiang is a very beautiful city when I was young. I travel there in a holidy with my parents.I went there plane. I saw there were many moutain when I got out the plane. The air was fresh.We went to the Lijiang Gucehng the fist day, we bought some intresting things and had a good meal in the Lijiang Gucheng. The second day ,we went to the Yulong snow moutain, its beautiful, and its my first time see the snow. I played with the snow happily. My father told me that Yulong snow moutain is a famous place in China, many people came here every year. I was happy in this trip, even like there better than Beijing!

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篇2:2024初中暑假英语作文200字:有趣的地方

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Last Sunday I went to Yang Ming Shan Park with my parents.It was a sunny day.There were trees and flowers all over the place.The trees were tall and pretty and the flowers smelled sweet.

上周日我和我的父母去阳明山公园。这是一个阳光灿烂的日子。所有地方都有树木和花卉。高高的树木和漂亮的花闻起来很香。

In the park we could see some birds flying up in the sky.An old man was sitting on the bench reading a book and two cats were playing under the bench.Some boys were playing games and some people were taking walks.Others were just jogging around the place.In the afternoon we took a walk along the stream for two hours.Then the stream flowed to the woods.In the middle of the woods we could see a small pood with many fish in it.

在公园里我们可以看到一些鸟儿飞翔在天空。一个老人坐在替补席上看着一本书,两个猫在板凳上玩闹。一些孩子正在玩游戏,一些人在散步。其他的人都只是在慢跑的地方。下午,我们就沿着小溪散步两个小时。然后走到树林。林中,我们可以看到一个有很多鱼的小水池。

I like to go to the mountains and I like to see nature,too.I really enjoy the nice day at this interesting place.I hope I can go there again someday.

我喜欢去爬山,我喜欢看自然。我真的很享受美好的一天在这个有趣的地方。我希望我能有一天再去那里。

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篇3:一次有趣的经历

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2014年10月20日,星期天,心情愉悦。为了不负阳光明媚的天气,我和我的小伙伴决定出去外面游玩,一路上,我们怀着愉快的心情搭公交车,把今天的行程都规划好了,然后按着计划去玩。

我们的目的地是广州塔,这是我们第一次来,广州塔给我的感觉就是很美丽、很豪华,由于是白天,看不到广州塔的灯光颜色变化,渐渐地到了黑夜,我看到了那美丽的广州塔的灯光颜色在不断变化,我开心地跳起来了。我对小伙伴说,这是我第一次看见这么美丽的灯光,然而我和我的小伙伴在广州塔合照了属于我们回忆的照片。在我们拍照的时候,令我们更意外更兴奋的是我们和老外用英语交谈了,老外很热情地邀请我和小伙伴一起拍照,他们做动作我们也学着做,我觉得老外的动作很创新,让我大开眼界了,我和我的小伙伴们很欢乐地跟着学老外的动作。平时很害羞的我,见到老外了,也很自然地和他们说起英语了,而在这次的交谈中,我觉得自己的英语水平还有待提高,因为我们有些话跟老外对不上话来,我和小伙伴们都显得很尴尬。后来,为了提高我们的英语水平,我们加了老外的微信。

回来的那天晚上,我用英语和这个新朋友聊了足足一个多小时的微信,和他聊完后,我觉得自己的英语水平真的很需要提高。然而,因为有了这个外在动力,我每天都在坚持听英语听力,不断提升自己的听力。

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篇4:一次难忘的经历英语

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Last summer, I went to Beidaihe for my holiday with my family. We took a train because the way is not far. We lived in a big hotel where could see the sea . We stayed there for three days.

The first day, we went for a walk along the seaside, and then we went swimming and took a lot of interesting photos there. The second day, we went to a famous market and bought many keepsakes. I was going to bring these keepsakes for my friends. The last day, we had a good picnic on the seaside with the natives. They acted all kinds of programmes and made us feel happy.

It’s a very good journey, and we all enjoyed ourselves on those days. If I have another holiday, I will go there again.

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篇5:有趣的英语课作文800字

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今天我们上了一节十分有趣英语课。

上课前,老师先画了一张表格,上面有着许多的单词。我们都好奇老师要做什么。她一边画一边解说游戏规则:如果我们回答问题对了就可以随便抽一个格子,然后由老师告诉我们格子里是加分还是减分。如果是加就给自己小组加分,如果是减就给自己小组减分。

游戏开始了,老师让我们做好准备。同学们个个聚精会神,手臂半抬着,就怕自己举手速度慢了。“strict!”话音一落,全班就齐刷刷地举起手来,可是陶来凤还是比其他人要快两秒。老师请她上台回答刚才词语的意思,并找出这个词语。下面同学故意说一个错误的答案,来误导陶来凤。但她仍然坚持着自己的想法,她答对了,台下一片掌声。该她抽格子了,只见她用左手蒙上双眼,右手停在黑板上,久久不愿意点下去,一分钟、两分钟……她还是不抽格子,老师开始数:“十、九、八……”就在最后两秒钟,她终于做出了选择。“加五十分!”老师大声宣布答案。陶来凤和她的小组成员高兴得跳了起来。

大家看到陶来凤组的分数就催着老师继续出题。这一次老师改变了游戏规则:每组选一名同学来参加“石头、剪刀、布”的游戏,谁赢了谁回答问题。我们组派我出战。我和对面组的选手需要再用“石头、剪刀、布”选出一位参赛。我心里暗暗地想:我一定要赢,为我们组加分。我出了剪刀,对面同学出了布,我赢了。我带着高兴又紧张的心情走向讲台,紧握的手心直冒汗。“kind!”老师刚读完,我立刻说出答案,而且准确无误。该我抽格子了,我闭上眼睛心里默默祈祷着:加一百分!加一百分!然后快速抽了最中间的格子。“加十分!”老师宣布道,我顿时像一只泄了气的篮球,“唉,怎么才加十分?”有种被打入冰窖的感觉。但转念一想,加十分总比扣十分好啊!这样一想心里舒畅了许多。我又开开心心地回到座位。小组之间的PK继续进行中……

时间过得很快,不知不觉下课铃声响了。这真是一节有趣的英语课,我不但在游戏中学会了英语单词,还在游戏中懂得了:要相信自己、遇到不顺心时要换一种方式看待事情。

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篇6:春节真有趣英语

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There are many traditional cultures. I like Spring Festival best.

Legend has it that there was once a monster named nian who often went to the village to harm people, eat cattle and sheep. So, people want to get rid of it. However, no matter what people do, they cant get rid of the year. In the end, a child accidentally lit the bamboo and made a crackling noise, and nian was scared away. People are happy. Later, people set off firecrackers on this day in order to commemorate the happy day. Later, it gradually became the "Spring Festival" festival.

I go back to my hometown every year. Every year, its very busy. On the eve of the New Year, it is also called New Years eve. Every family is affixed with spring couplet, affixed "fu" word. Some people are so clever that they cut their own window flowers to the window, like falling snow. Others hang lanterns on the front door, and the lanterns are very beautiful.

That night, the sound of fireworks, like thunder, one after another, one after another. Li hua red the whole sky, like a beautiful flower. After setting off firecrackers, people picked up the delicious and big dumplings and ate the reunion dinner. The children are also reunited with their parents. People ate hot dumplings and watched the wonderful Spring Festival gala, which lasted until twelve o clock in the evening, and the New Years bell rang.

The next morning, people get up very early, whether adults or children are breathing new clothes and going door to door. Everyone has a smile on their faces and good luck in their mouths.

The happy atmosphere lasted until the 15th day of the first lunar month.

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篇7:记一次有趣的元宵节英语作文

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The Festival of Lanterns takes place at the end of the Chinese New Year Celebration, on the fifteenth day of the first moon. Lanterns have been part of Chinese life for centuries so its not surprising to see a festival of lanterns.

People usually hang lanterns in the gardens, outside the houses, and on the boats. These lanterns are signposts to guide guests and spirits of ancestors to the Lunar celebration. After a sumptuous fifteen-day feast, these lanterns light the way for the spirits back to the world beyond.

Silk, paper and plastic lanterns vary in shape and size and are usually multi-colored. Some are in the shapes of butterflies, birds, flowers, and boats. Other are shaped like dragon, fruit and animal symbols of that year. The most popular type of lantern is the horse-racing one, in which figures or animals rotate around the vertical axis of the lantern.

The special food for the Lantern Festival is Yuen Sin or Tong Yuen. These are round dumplings made with sticky rice flour. They can be filled and served as a sweet snack or made plain and cooked in a soup with vegetables, meat and dried shrimp. The round shape of the dumpling is a symbol of wholeness, completeness and unity.

The Lantern Festival is an occasion for families to get together and for everyone--young, old, rich and poor to have fun.

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篇8:一次有趣的经历

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我和妈妈在十一放假的时候去厦门旅游,那里是个风光怡人的海滨城市。温热的海水,柔软的海滩,五颜六色、大大小小的贝壳……还有绿油油的丛林,好看极了,另外还有好多有意思的旅游景点。

这一天我们一起来到了厦门鼓浪屿附近一处叫“怪坡”的旅游景点参观,在那里我看到一个小朋友把矿泉水瓶放在地上时,瓶子像被什么东西吸引了一样,慢慢的往坡上滚。看到这种奇怪的现象我按捺不住好奇心,心想我一定要自己尝试一下这是不是真的。于是我从背包里拿出我们自备的矿泉水瓶,找了一个坡比较陡的地方试验,果然瓶子真的像被引力吸住了一样往坡上滚动,我兴奋不已。这时我又看到那面有租自行车的,让游人从坡上、坡下来回骑,亲自体验“怪坡”的“怪”处。于是我和妈妈也租了自行车,当我骑上自行车时,“哇!好奇怪”,我禁不住叫出了声。当我往坡下骑车时,很费劲,就好像上坡一样,而我往坡上骑时却又像下坡一样不用骑,自行车就自己走,非常奇怪。

我想这种“怪坡”现象一定有一些地理方面的科学奥秘在里面,我真希望每年假期都可以去旅游景点,让我学到更多的知识,经历更多有趣、有意义的事情。

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篇9:学英语的经历英语作文

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One day on my way to school,I ran across a traffic accident,in which a girl was seriously injured by a motorcycle.I rushed to her rescue instinctively.I lifted her in my arms and hailed a taxi,which took us quickly to a nearby hospital.After emergency treatment,the girl came to.I felt at ease when I knew that she had only suffered from minor bone fractures and would recover in a couple of weeks.I left the hospital without giving my name,but my heart was full of joy and peace.Not until then did I understand the meaning of the proverb:"Helping others is the source of happiness."This may be the most unforgettable experience of my life.

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篇10:2024年一次有趣的经历

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一天,阳光明媚,万里无云。小丽高高兴兴地去树林里玩。

树林里有一大片草地,小草碧绿碧绿的,就像给大地铺上了一层绿色的地毯。这里有美丽的小溪,有高大的树木,有五颜六色的野花。小丽不禁叫起来:“哇!真美啊!”突然,“轰——轰“,打起了震耳的雷声,天空顿时乌云密布,糟糕,要下雨了。小丽像离弦的箭一样向家跑去。可是还没等她到家,已经下起了倾盆大雨。

小丽看见前面有一个小木屋,她三步并作两步向小木屋飞奔而去。小丽一推开门,顿时惊呆了,原来这是小动物的家。小动物们看见小丽也惊呆了。过了一会,一只小鹿对小丽说:“小姑娘,我们一起玩吧!“小丽高兴地说:“好呀!”。小鹿笑着说:“我们来玩捉迷藏游戏吧!”大家同意了。游戏开始了,小丽找小动物们。小兔说:“我们分头藏吧。”小鹿、小鸟、小松鼠同意了。小兔藏在草堆里,小松鼠藏在冰箱的后边,小鹿藏到厨房的柜子里,小鸟躲在屋檐下。小丽找了好长时间才找着小松鼠。他们们玩得好开心!

雨停了,小丽依依不舍地离开了小木屋,她想:“这真是一次有趣经历啊!”

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篇11:英语次经历

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My college life was very vivid and interesting, because I attended so many after-class activities that greatly enrich my college life.

我的大学生活是很生动有趣的,因为我参加了很多课外活动,它们极大的丰富了我的大学生活。

For example, as I was a sophomore, there was a big English party in our department. My classmates encouraged me act the queen in the play because they thought me good at acting. At first, I was very shy and kept refusing, but with their continuous encouragement, I decided to do it well, so I was dressed up like a woman.

例如,在我大二时,在我们系有一个盛大的聚会。我同学鼓励我在表演中演女王因为他们觉得我擅长表演。首先,我非常害羞,所以一直拒绝,但因为他们不断的鼓励,我决定参加,所以我打扮得像个女人。

When I appeared on the stage, things happened miraculously. Everyone burst into laughter and clapped their hands happily. Therefore, from that time on, I was well known in our department. I was very prideful at that time, because it was the first time that I had made it.

当我出现在舞台上时,很多事情就像奇迹般发生了。每个人都大笑,开心的鼓掌。因此从那时开始,我在我们系里就开始出名了。我那时候很自豪,因为那是我第一成功了。

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篇12:次有趣的旅行英语词

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Making a trip to Beidaihe on May 18 was an experience which I will never

forget.

A arrived in Beidaihe at about 2 oclock,and immediately took a No.5 bus to

the sea area.The beautiful blue sea was so large that I couldnt see the other

side of it.After getting off the bus,I went straight to the shore.Taking off my

shoes,I put my feet into the water.The water was cool,and walking in the water

was such a great joy that I didnt want to stop.Then I collected shells.When it

got dark,I sat on the shore,watching the sea.The night scene was simply

marvelous!

Finally I had to go back.It was an unforgettable day in my life.

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篇13:一次乘坐公共汽车的经历初中英语作文

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One day I was on a bus. I found an elderly woman standing in front of me. She had a big bag in her hand. "Its a virtue for a young person to help the old,"I said to myself. When I was standing up to give my seat to the old lady, a young foreigner got up quickly saying, "Please sit down."The old lady thanked him and sat down. She looked very happy.

I was a little embarrassed because I was sitting in the middle of the bus.Suddenly a pregnant woman got onto the bus. I quickly stood up to give up my seat to her. Theforeigner smiled at me. He said that he was an Australian, and was a student studying Chinese culture in China.

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篇14:假期打工经历英语作文

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In the last few days, I always wanted to try a part-time job. I stood behind my mother and scared the mother into a big jump. I said, "Mom, Im going to work for you. The salary is one yuan an hour, fifteen minutes and five corners." The mother was stunned for a moment and said: "okay! Make a summer work!" I grabbed the knife water mother, help my mother cut the watermelon, after eating, help my mother dragged to. She paid one yuan and said, "I pay the afternoon pay, and do it well!" I joked, "yes, sir." Mother said, "wash your hands!" after I washed my hands, I did my homework.

Afternoon, the whole family after dinner, I take the initiative to put away the dishes, wash. Mother said, "work positive, reward - one corner!" I almost didnt faint...

I think that a part-time job can help my mother to do physical exercise, housework, can also earn pocket money! It is but Dad, shooting two birds with one stone! I strongly opposed, pocket money only 6 yuan suspended, I dont understand, I earn money and not use it, I just want to have their own money. If you forget to take whatever necessities are in school, you can buy it. I cant think of what my father is.

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篇15:愚人节经历英语作文

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导语:愚人节在每年4月一日,这是西方的节日,在这一天,人们都喜欢开玩笑捉弄别人。下面是小编为大家收集整理的愚人节经历英语作文,希望对大家有帮助。

愚人节经历英语作文【1】

In the 16th century, people celebrated new years day from march 25 to april 1. in the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1, so others called them april fools.

each of the  country celebrates april fools day differently. in france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!”

in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you. in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “ your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.

愚人节经历英语作文【2】

Nowadays, there appears a phenomenon that the western customs are spreading into the east countries step by step, thus making many inhabitants who live in big cities enjoy themselves on these western festivals such as Christmas Day, April Fool’s Day, etc. Such phenomenon shows us that the world people are getting close gradually and the world is becoming smaller and smaller as well. Therefore, in my opinion, it’s a normal phenomenon s well as a necessary trend.

First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living. Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s. Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched. So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves. Of course, festivals are just the beginning.

What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this. So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy. Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed. No doubt it is an essential trend.

Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners. We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners. And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well.

To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent. However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart. Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival.

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篇16:一次难忘的经历英语

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it is a sunny day when i wailed around my school .

suddenly,i heard some one crying lightly.

i search for the depressed voice and then i found a girl who wear our school suit.

she told me she was sad because of her fail in maths.

i want to lend her my hand,so i told her my experience during my study in mathmaticss.

finally,we encourage each other to try our best to work harder.

i feel happy because that i made friend with a student who have the same problem .

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篇17:有趣的读书经历

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童年时代像一只幼狮,依偎在妈妈身边,与同伴无拘无束地玩耍;时光飞逝,光阴似箭,当幼狮以成雄师,就不在无忧无虑,虽时而位领土而战,但也忘不了那童年时光,人何尝不是如此呢?

别看我那么爱看书,但也是需要转变的,我也就有了一段刻苦铭心的经历

小时候,妈妈跟我讲:“书是良师益友。”当时我似懂非懂。当我认识了近200多字时,我第一眼见到了书,就是这一眼,使我的人生产生了巨大变化,使我从一个年幼无知的小孩成为一个踏入社会的儿童。

我的第一本书是故事书,是图文本,内涵丰富,我看得如醉如痴,我先将书囫囵吞枣似的读一遍,只要遇到不懂的字,我就先绕过去,回过头来,问长辈。再记住好词,把感人肺腑的句抄下,知道作者就算精读了。

我还量了书的面积和长度,自己缝了个袋子,这样就可以随时随地钻入书的海洋了。可惜好景不长,这个我想方设法节约时间看书的方法很快得到我的否认,因为我读完一本书,就换一本,而袋子永远还是那么大,有的都装不下。

我又想了一个方法,我家当时穷,于是,我到书店借书,但要帮忙做家务,都没时间看,我就缝了一个大挎包,足足可装2本现在的书,出去时就可以看了。

我上学时的书大多都不是作文书,因为我认为作文要写好,最忠实的益友其实是闲书,它们不像课本;作文书一样死板。我的书大多都是自然界的奇异现象的书,比如布封写的《自然史》(还未买到)等等。

我并不是什么书都买,只要看到书,我会先看有没有这几点,如没有我就现场看完。一,内容丰富精彩。二,要有做人道理。三,有精彩片段。

只有知识——才能构成巨大财富的源泉。学无坦途,只要专心学习,好书必定能带来无穷乐趣,并品尝到成功的喜悦。

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篇18:有趣的英语谜语大全

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1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

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篇19:一次有趣的经历

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记忆像一本书,里面记载着我们生活的点点滴滴。当我们翻阅它时,一件件难忘的事情呈现出来,历历在目。那一次有趣经历至今回忆起来扔能使我捧腹大笑。

在我七岁的时候,家里是办织带厂,就如古时候的家庭作坊,规模很小。厂子办在自己家里,员工都是家里人。那个时候,效益好,我的阿姨和叔叔都一起帮忙,所以我们就住在了一起。

一天晚上,妈妈和阿姨还在加班,我们都已经睡觉了。夜有点深了,我揉着眼睛起身上厕所,突然听到厕所里发出一种砖头敲打的声音。我害怕地把事情告诉了正在加班的妈妈和阿姨。她俩也心惊胆战的,以为卫生间里躲了个贼。妈妈和阿姨都属于胆小的一类,她们不敢轻举妄动,卫生间离阿姨和叔叔的卧室最近,于是妈妈又示意阿姨去叫醒正在睡觉的叔叔前来相助。阿姨小心翼翼地迈着脚步,每一步都没发出声响。叔叔了解情况后,找来一根棍子潜伏在卫生间外面,想等贼出来的时候来个当头一棒,这贼就算不死也要晕了。我们都沉住气,屏住呼吸等待着时机出手。那气氛既紧张又惊险。在大家焦虑地等待中,卫生间的门终于开了,时机来了,门外的叔叔将棍子高举过头,正当他要向“贼”狠狠打去的时候。

“啊!”

“是你?”

“是我呀!”

原来卫生间里出来的是爸爸,被叔叔的举动吓得大叫起来。虚惊一场,幸好棍子还没落下来,不然爸爸可要脑袋开花了。

原来爸爸夜里起来上厕所,由于没开灯所以大家都不知道。在他上完厕所的时候突然发现卫生间里有只老鼠,“吱吱—”地发出响声。爸爸怕惊动老鼠,连灯也不开,顺手拣起一块砖头,关上门,想在卫生间里来个“瓮中捉鳖”。

听了爸爸的讲述,大家都觉得有趣,哈哈大笑起来。

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