求职个人英语自我介绍【热门20篇】

In the Midwest of Guizhou Province, there is a beautiful city, which is my lovely hometown - Anshun.

Anshun is a famous historical and cultural city in Guizhou province. It is known as "the abdomen of Guizhou and the larynx of Yunnan".

In this land, storage of ancient culture, piercing Yelang Culture, unique culture of Tunpu culture. Known as the "mystery" of Guanling "Red Cliff mumbo-jumbo"; known as the "Oriental first dye" Anshun batik; known as the "living fossil Chinese drama" Anshun Dixi is digging on the land. Here is the hometown of Comrade Wang Ruofei, the old proletarian revolutionist of the old generation of our party.

In my hometown of Anshun, in a pleasant climate, where rich high-quality rice, rape, tea, ginger, fruit, there are a large number of cattle and chicken dog and so on moving animals. There are three national scenic area, which is the world famous Huangguoshu Waterfalls falls, Dragon Palace Getu River Scenic Area and national scenic area, here is the Jiulong Mountain national Forest Park, Huajiang gorge, Yelang lake, Ezra River Provincial Scenic area.

In these beautiful scenic spots, I dont know much about it. Here I would like to introduce to you a few of my most familiar attractions, they are:

The former residence of Wang Ruofei: This is my party early outstanding proletarian revolutionary, political activist, loyal communist fighter Wang Ruofei young life, a place of learning outstanding, it is located in the north of Anshun City, covers an area of more than 1000 square meters, from towards the door, corridor, gate, room, car, etc. to North and South hall. It is "the national patriotic education base", "the National Red Tourism classic scenic spot", "the Guizhou patriotic education base" and "the national defense education base". It is the Guizhou provincial cultural relic protection unit.

West Mountain Pagoda: located in Anshun City West southwest of Xiushan, trees around the tower is divided into nine stages, a wild profusion of vegetation, five cubits high, tower six, is one of the most important ancient buildings in Anshun.

Rainbow Lake: Rainbow Mountain Reservoir in Anshun city is important for flood control, irrigation, industrial and domestic water comprehensive water storage project. When the sun rises, the surface of the lake becomes glittering and glittering; when the spring comes, the lake appears particularly clear. There are jiukongqiao, peach forest and antique Pavilion, is a public rest, resort.

My hometown, Anshun, also allows many of the overwhelming majority of the customs, the natural landscape, which is also waiting for us to be familiar with, to find, to enjoy.

Good morning, my dear teachers. It is really a great honor to have this opportunity for your interview. Firstly, I will introduce myself to you briefly. My name is Qiu Mengru and my English name is Janet. I am a local person who is 23 years old. Jinan, the spring city is the capital of Shandong province. I am of the opinion that my hometown is a beautiful city. Secondly, I want to talk about my studying experience. I am majored in 你以前的专业and graduated from 你学校的名字. I appreciate the education my university gave me. Now I got a new plan, I will do my utmost to obtain a key to Shandong University of Traditional Chinese Medicine. I choose the Clinic as my major.学校简介+你为什么选择这个专业

Moreover, I would like to say something about my family. 你可以谈谈你家庭的情况。

I have the confidence because I have such ability! I am kind-hearted, patient, outgoing and creative. I am looking forward to my postgraduate studies and life. I always believe that one will easily lag behind unless he keeps on learning. If I could have the chance to learn here, I will concentrate on the studying and researching in this field. In order to construct a solid base for my future work, I will focus on the theoretical knowledge. Next, I would like to do some practical work with the help of my tutor and classmates. By through this, it’s definitely that I may get something that cannot be acquired from the textbooks.

Furthermore, I will state several reasons for taking postgraduate exams. First of all, I love my major. I am a hard working student especially do the thing I am interested in. I will try my best to resolve any problem no matter how difficult it is. I am fascinated by the great masters’ refreshing and profound styles as well. Next, I love the feeling in the university. It is full of youthful spirit. And I am deeply attracted by the scholarly atmosphere. And the most important, it’s my great honor to open my ears to your teaching. In addition, more studying experiences doesn’t equal to success, whereas it’s completely a way to success.

That’s my simple and clear reasons why I took the postgraduate exams.

In spare time, I like reading books, surfing on the Internet, listening to music like pop, classic, or light music, because they can make me feel relaxed. Nobody could keep on working efficiently, therefore proper amusement is a must. In addition, I insist on do some physical training such as running, swimming and badminton as well. By doing this, we can always stay healthy.

That’s all. Thank you for giving me such a valuable opportunity!

Hello，everyone!

My name is Winnie.Im a 15 years old girl. I live in the beautiful city of Ganzhou.

Im an active，lovely and clever girl.In the school，my favourite subject is maths.Perhaps someone thinks its difficult to study well.But I like it.I belive that if you try your best，everything can be done well.

I also sports very much.Such as，running，volleyball and so on.

Im kind-hearted. If you need help，please come to me .

I hope we can be good friends!

OK.This is me .A sunny girl.

家是温馨的港湾，是我们这些扬帆出航的小船最好的归宿，下面是小编整理的介绍家庭生活英语作文，欢迎阅读。

介绍家庭生活英语作文1

My family has a father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, and my family.

My father is a humorous dad, he would often make everyone laugh, speak some jokes to me, sometimes joke some fallacies, mother will said Dad, what did you teach your daughter, daughter are bad. Dad said nothing, not. In fact, he is very concerned about me.

My mother is a good mother, is not "free" at home what are not the wife. Eleven hard-working and beautiful wife and mother, mother often give us to do good, that smell, taste really called the people saliva. Say, now eat. My grandfather is a hard-working grandfather, grandfather every day very early, every time we get up, Grandpa back to the ground clean, clean up, the rice is cooked, but also to the field to turn back.

My grandmother is a frugal grandmother, grandmother if you see good-looking clothes, she will look at the store for a long time, the way to see the clothes in the eyes, go home to buy a cloth to do one, you do not say that, compared to buy a little also not bad, but a lot cheaper. Although the beauty of her grandmother, but very frugal, but also often education I do not spend money. To use on the blade.

This is my family.

介绍家庭生活英语作文2

I live with my father and mother in a very big house in Dongguan. My parents are both very busy. They leave for work very early in the morning and don’t return home until late in the evening.

When I am home on weekends from school, we spend a lot of time together. We talk about my studies, my health and my school life. I love my parents very much.

My grandparents are still living, but they don’t live with us. Their health is good and they both do sports very early in the morning. My grandmother does gymnastics with elderly women her age in the park. Both of my grandfathers play basketball in the morning and sometimes they go swimming.

Chinese people eat rice for every meal, but I don’t like rice because I think it is tasteless! We eat meat, fish and vegetables. My family eats noodles and congee. My favorite is noodles.

I often play computer games because I like it so much. I often watch Japanese cartoon movies with my parents on the weekends. On long holidays we take trips, too.

That is my description of typical family life in China.

介绍家庭生活英语作文3

My mom and dad make up this family. There are lots of things happening together, because our family is full of laughter all the time. Naturally, there are many interesting things happen to our family. Let me tell you another one.

One day in the summer vacation, my father and mother said that I would take me to go fishing tomorrow. I was very glad to hear it. On the second day, we started off with fishing things! There, I saw a lot of people waiting for the fish to come. Suddenly, a fishing rod of an old man moved, he immediately pulled the fishing rod, and a big fish was caught. Then the old man got up again. I also learned his way, put the bait on the hook, put the water into the water, and was ready to "meet" the fish. So I do not know how long, then, the fishing rod, I hurried back, but could not pull up, mom and dad said: "Dad, mom, come and help, the fish is too heavy, I cant pull it up!" Mom and dad listened to and hurried over to help, finally pulled up, the I think that Everything is going smoothly., will catch a big fish, who knows, it is a bag filled with mud. Dad looked at it, and the belly of her laugh hurt, but I was very sad. My mother comforted, "dont give up, child. Failure is the mother of success. Who will succeed for the first time? Try again." I heard it, and I did it again. I did not take the effort. I caught a small fish.

It is the happiest time to be with your family. In fact, if you think about everything in your home, you will find it fun!

I am xxx. I was born in Changsha. I graduate from senior high school and major in English. I started learning English since I was 12 years old. My parents have a lot of American friends. That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.

In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes. I used to go abroad for a short- term English study. During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English and saw a lot of different things.

I think language is very interesting. I could express one substance by using different sounds. So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge.

My name  . There are 4 people in my family. My father  a Chemtry teacher. He teaches chemtry in senior high school. My mother  an Englh teacher. She teaches Englh in the university. I have a younger brother, he  a junior high school student and  preparing for the entrance exam.

I like to read Englh story books in my free time. Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E- books to read. Reading E- books  fun. In addition, it also enlarges my vocabulary words because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.

I hope to study both Englh and computer technology because I am interested in both of the subjects. Maybe one day I could combine both of them and apply to my research in the future.

Hi，boys and girls, good morning, it is my pleasure to take this change to introduce myself,

my name is Leo, I am 10 years old. About my family, there are 4 people in my family, father, mother, brother and me,

my father and mother are all very kind, welcome you to visit my family if you have time!

嗨，男孩女孩们，大家上午好，很荣幸能有这个机会来介绍我自己，我叫力欧，今年10岁。关于我的家庭，我家有四口人，爸爸妈妈，哥哥，还有我，我的爸爸妈妈都是很友善的人，如果你有时间欢迎来我家玩。

I ’m a very outgoing boy(girl), I like reading、playing games and listening to music, of course, I also like to make friends with all the people in the school, I hope I will be your best friends in the school life.

我是一个很外向的男孩（女孩），我喜欢阅读，玩游戏，听音乐，当然，我也喜欢与学校里所有的人交朋友，希望在以后的学校生活中，我能成为你们最好的朋友。

My name is Liyuanyuan.

Im a boy and I am 12 yeas old, there are 4 people in my family. My father is a Chemistry teacher. He teaches chemistry in Zhengxin senior high school. My mother is a Chinese teacher. She teaches Chinese in the university.

I have an elder brother; he is a junior middle school student and is preparing for the entrance exam. Im tall and I have a pair of big eyes. Now, I am in Grade 5, my study is not very good, but I like English, so my English is better than others. I like singing, drawing, playing basketball. I like to read English story books in my free time.

Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the English study materials. Because it also enlarges my vocabulary words. I think one day I can master English. Thank you.

我的名字叫黎圆圆，我是男孩，今年12岁，我们家有四口人，爸爸是一个化学老师，他在正心高中教化学，妈妈是个语文老师，她在大学里教书，我有一个哥哥，他是初中生，他准备参加入学考试，我很长的很高，眼睛很大，现在我已经五年级了，我学习不是非常好，但是我喜欢英语，所以我的英语比别的科目好，我喜欢唱歌、画画、打篮球，在空余的时间我喜欢读英语故事书，有时也会上网和并下载英语学习资料，因为这样可以增加我的词汇量，我想我会掌握好英语。

Hi,everyone,Im excited to introduce myself to you.My name is __,and you can call me__.I was born in a tradition family,my father is a __,and my mother is a __.I am intrested in learning __,and in my spare time id like to play__.Now,we have went step to junior high school,Id like to be friend with you,angI think we will learn more during this period together.

今天，是我实习这么多天来性质最不一样、意义最为重要的一天。因为今天我完成了人生职业生涯里第一堂课的教学，心中感慨颇多。

为了今天的这一堂课，虽说只是一个小学、一位老师，一堂简简单单的随堂课。但对我来说，却是最初的尝试，意义非同小可。所以我还是花费了很多的心血和精力，精心地准备了一番。

在准备的过程中，我体会到了教案设计的艰辛，课件制作的不易。但更重要的环节还在后面，那便是真正的课堂教学过程的组织。

对于今天的课堂，我进行了一定的自我反思。首先是课堂有时显得过于拘谨，以致于我出现了频繁的小动作。

其次，板书设计不够科学合理，重难点体现得不够分明、有层次。

再者，课堂用语不够简洁明了。没能针对四年级小学生们现有的英语水平进行相应的交流。

最后，就是发音问题，由于紧张出现了一定的发音问题，这也是基本功不够扎实的体现。

这些问题，只是一些小细节的问题。至于更为深刻一点的问题，比如：课堂设计、师生沟通等等这些理论化的问题，我也没能思考出什么学术性结果，便不想赘述了。这些问题的解决，还需要我更多实践性的结果。

总之，先由浅入深，今后要先对这些细节性小问题多加注意并改善才是。

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Its my honor totell you about the changes of my school.

When you walk around our school, you can see various flowersand trees everywhere. At the same time, you can smell the taste, breathe freshair. Its a nice place for us to study.

Please look at the new building over there. Its ourlibrary that was painted white again this year. It not only looks morebeautiful, but also has increasingly more books than before. Reading differentkinds of books can enhance our horizons and increase our knowledge. I stillremember I entered the school two years ago, the library was old enough and Ialways couldnt find my favorite comic books. Therefore, I often complained tomy classmates that the library was out of fashion that we were not able tolearn fresh knowledge in it.

What was even worse, as a member of school basketballteam, my partners and I had few chances to practice, as the playground was toosmall to play andfull of so many students after school. Luckily, I dont haveto worry about that anymore, because our playground is large enough for all ofus to play games, and basketball court is also bigger. Thats wonderful!

My school has changed a lot, for it is more beautifuland modern. I love my school.

[介绍美丽的校园英语作文

Hello，everyone！

My name is Winnie.Im a 15 years old girl. I live in the beautiful city of Rizhao.

Im an active，lovely and clever girl.In the school，my favourite subject is maths.Perhaps someone thinks its difficult to study well.But I like it.I belive that if you try your best，everything can be done well.

I also like sports very much.Such as，running，volleyball and so on.

Im kind-hearted. If you need help，please come to me .

I hope we can be good friends！

OK.This is me .A sunny girl.

[自我介绍英语作文精选

Deng Yaping,28,from Henan Province,is a talented woman player f table tennis. She was the table tennis champion of the 1 l th Asian Games nd the 41st World Table Tennis Championship. And in the 25th Olympic ames she won two gold medals. Why can she make such brilliant chievements with the disadvantage of her Short figure? Her hard work and etermination to succeed helped her to overcome many disadvantages. At the age of 4,she began to play table tennis under the guidance of her father. When she was 8,she won the championship in the national competition of the amateur sports school. In 1988 she became a member of the National Training Team. On her way to success,she proved that height was nothing and hard work was everything.

[英语作文怎么介绍人物

尊敬的领导：

您好!

祝您阅信愉快!

我是__

招商银行是我国第一家完全由企业法人持股的股份制商业银行，总行设在深圳。__

我为人真诚，谦逊，自信，有着很强的拼博意识，喜欢有挑战性的工作，踏实肯干，有良好的快速学习能力和分析能力、团队合作能力和沟通交流能力，做事认真、谨慎、细心、稳重，个人形象气质佳，品行端正，无不良嗜好和违规违纪行为，在参加工作这一年里，我始终保持着良好的工作状态，以一名合格的银行员工的标准严格的要求自己。

我希望凭借自身所具有的工作实践经验、银行知识和各项业务操作技能以及自身的刻苦努力、进取精神，我将会为__

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敬礼!

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My name is Liu Xianyang, a small student of Baiyun, reading class six in grade three.

I have a round face, big eyes, red mouth. I have a pair of big ears, and I hear it very clearly. My hands are long, my feet are big, and I run fast.

I like to blow the gourd, it is a national musical instrument, the sound of blowing out sounds good. I will blow the music of the happy water splashing Festival, the catch swing, the reed Shaw love.

I love to laugh, love sports, like to make friends with others, and everyone comes to make friends with me.

我叫XXX，XX大学酒店管理学院毕业生.现XX岁，在学校里,我一直认真学习星级酒店的全面经营管理已有五年的经验(集餐饮、客房、洗浴、夜总会、KTV、多功能厅等为一体),具有很强的酒店服务意识和丰富的酒店实践管理理论,能制定出适合酒店发展的战略规划和创建品牌知名度的推广进程。

全面掌握酒店的经营管理、整体策化、开业筹备、营销推广，善于制定酒店的阶段性工作目标和竞争策略，熟悉各部门的工作程序、岗位职责和服务标准，熟悉酒店的财务核算，能有效地控制成本和费用，具有敏锐的市场洞察力、很强的组织协调能力、商务谈判能力

关于酒店管理求职自我介绍的详细内容如下。我叫XXX，毕业于XXX大学酒店管理专业。我是一个工作认真负责、积极主动、善于团队工作的人;思维严谨;拥有丰富的酒店管理工作经验，任职期间组织过各项大型接待、美食节活动，管理宴会销售及组织大型宴会是本人工作强项之一。

具有高星级酒店餐饮领域的全面管理能力、协调能力、运作能力和创新能力;有高星级酒店筹建直至酒店正常运作之良好开拓经验;熟悉各类酒店系统管理软件的运用。对餐饮财务管理和成本监控有较强的工作能力!能根据企业的实际情况，统筹制定实用有效的餐饮管理和内部控制制度，从而使企业管理走向制度化、规范化和现代化。

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[酒店主管求职自我介绍

Hi, everybody! Today, I would like to introduce myself!

My name is ChengZiYing, 9 years old this year, I am a lovely little girl. I have a pair of watery eyes, a pair of big ears, a straight nose, a plausible mouth, a tender little face, have a black long hair on his head. Oh, regardless of appearance! Tell me about my hobby, advantage!

I often help my mother do housework at home, I also can play the piano! Ill play the song: "Mr. Red rope", "river bank Mongolia folk song", "dream wedding", "the moon represents my heart". Sometimes, when I was at home all right, will create their songs to play, and the lyrics!

I am very obedient at home, this is me, do you understand me? If you still dont understand, that is quick to make friends with me!

[初中英语作文：自我介绍

Leaves silently fell, the autumn girl walked the pace of light, quietly came to earth.

Autumn, no summer heat, no winter cold, is a cool season. It is also a bumper season.

There is a golden field in the field, like a little girl braids like rice, coral bears like corn. Everyone in the field busy enjoying themselves, my father and mother also joined the happy team.

We came to the golden fields bent down, picked up the sickle, ready to harvest the fruit of this large labor. I hold a row of rice, with a sickle hard cut, hey! This rice is really stubborn, little movement and no, I squatting in the ground against the bottom half of the rice, resorted to the whole body strength, knife cut off, Huh I do not believe it, I do not believe it, I dropped the sickle, his hands to seize the rice, pride called "Hey!" At the same time forced pull, that rice shook, and if nothing had happened to "stand" When I was disappointed, my mother smiled and came down, bent over her hand, caught the rice in one hand, caught the sickle in the other hand, wiped the rhythm of the ground with rice, and slowly, The wind came down. Wow! The original cut rice so simple ah! I learned my mothers appearance, happy cut rice.

Looking at this row of rows of rice, I think the food is really hard to come! Farmer uncle too hard, we should cherish every drop of water, every grain, make a thrifty good boy!

1、我不断地完善自己，提高自身素质。我在学好专业课与公共课的基础上，还阅读了超多的课外书籍，不断地增加新知识，陶冶情操开拓视野。不仅仅仅如此，我还用心参加社会实践活动，和各种文体活动，培养了我务必的组织与社交潜力。本人热爱篮球羽毛球跑步下棋唱歌。

2、我是一个认真工作，认真钻研，勇于创新的人。能熟练运用电脑，掌握务必的office办公软件，与老师与同学持续着紧密的关系，乐于帮忙同学解决学习与生活上的麻烦，善于总结归纳，善于沟通，有良好的敬业作风和团队合作精神。已熟悉与掌握本专业的相关知识，在大学年间学会刻苦耐劳，努力钻研，学以致用，这就是我们所追寻的宝藏。

3、我是一个性格开朗，外向的小伙子学习刻苦认真，成绩优秀，为人诚实守信，有很强的职责感，有团队意识和合作精神，吃苦耐劳，此刻我拥有年轻和知识，我能够用热情和活力，自信和学识来克服毕业后生活和工作的各种困难，用自己的学习潜力和分析处理问题的协调，管理潜力去完成今后美丽的人生

4、曾从事过房地产销售一年半，有务必销售经验，有亲和力，沟通潜力强，有职责心，对人真诚，对工作认真负责，虽然专业不对口，但是我有信心能够做好。因为我对销售的热爱。

5、有一颗热爱工作热爱生活的心，只要有勇闯的冲劲，没有克服不了的困难!

6、用心主动独立性强具有高度的职责感和敬业精神，待人真诚诚实守信团结协作意识强，能够吃苦耐劳，勇于挑战新事物，具有务必的开拓创新潜力，“踏实做事，诚实做人”是我为人处世的原则。

7、对待工作认真负责，善于沟通协调有较强的组织潜力与团队精神;活泼开朗乐观上进有爱心并善于施教并行;上进心强勤于学习能不断提高自身的潜力与综合素质。在未来的工作中，我将以充沛的精力，刻苦钻研的精神来努力工作，稳定地提高自己的工作潜力，与公司同步发展。

8、本人性格热情开朗，待人友好，为人诚实谦虚。工作勤奋，认真负责，能吃苦耐劳，尽职尽责，有耐心。具有亲和力，平易近人，善于与人沟通，也许今日的我没什么值得推荐的荣誉，但是我有一颗简单的心，做好了应对困难的准备，期望您的机会和慧眼，相信我下次在做自我介绍时，会给您一个惊喜。

Today’s story is about Mary ,a girl from the US.She’s now studying in China,Beijing.Tomorrow is the Spring Festival. Now ,Mary is staying in China.One years ago,last Spring Festival ,Mary was 11 years old, very little girl. Now, she’s a 12- year- old- girl.Just 1 year,she learns many thing in China.Gradually,she loves China.

Now, she is living in her aunt home.At 9:00 a.m. in Beijing ,Mary make a phone call to her family. When they talk on the phone ,they are so happy .We a

ll know Mary’s mother misses Mary long time. Mary misses her family long time,too. And she was happy to live in China.But talking with family is more important than everything. What a warm story!

From this story, we know noting is important than family. No place like home!

april fools day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fools errands, and fool the unsuspecting. no one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in france.

传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

the closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in france. new years was celebrated on march 25 and celebrations lasted until april 1st. when new years day as changed from march 25 to january 1st in the mid-1560s by king charles ix, there were some people who still celebrated it on april 1st and those people were called april fools.

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

pranks performed on april fools day range from the simple, (such as saying, "your shoes untied!), to the elaborate. setting a roommates alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. the news media even gets involved. for instance, a british short film once shown on april fools day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "april fool!"

愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句“你鞋带开了!”)，有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"

april fools day is a "for-fun-only" observance. nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. nobody gets off work or school. its simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next april fool!

愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。

each country celebrates april fools differently. in france, the april fools is called "april fish" (poisson davril). the french fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "poisson davril!".

每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作“april fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上，当有人发现的时候，他们就会喊：“poisson davril!”.

in england, tricks can be played only in the morning. if a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long and you are called an "april gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. the second day in scotlands april fools is called taily day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. taily days gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "kick me" sign.

在英国，只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了，那你就是“面条”。在苏格兰，愚人节要持续2天，被耍的人被称为“四月布谷”。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做taily day，恶作剧主要在别人的屁股上做文章。