写一写你有趣的一次经历吧至少八句话英语汇编19篇

My father likes fishing。 He always goes fishing with his friends in Autumn。

One day， he took me to fish， too。 In autumn， fish have grown up。 It is the best season to fish。 First， we chose a good place。 Then my father helped me put an earthworm onto the fishhook。 Afterwards， I threw the fishhook into the river。 I waited for a long time。 Suddenly， I saw the float sink。 I was very happy。 I pulled it out of the water but I only saw half of the earthworm。 The fish played a trick on me。 I was very angry。 But my father said to me， “it takes time。 You need to be more patient。” I tried again。 A few minutes later， I caught a big fish and I showed it to my father。 My father praised me， “what a good angler you are！”

我爸爸喜欢钓鱼。他总是和他的朋友们在秋天去钓鱼。

一天，他带我去钓鱼，太。在秋天，鱼长大了。这是最好的季节鱼。首先，我们选择了一个好地方。然后爸爸帮我把鱼钩上的蚯蚓。后来，我把鱼钩到河里。我等待了很长一段时间。突然，我看到了浮沉。我很高兴。我把它从水里拔了出来，但我只看见了一半的蚯蚓。那条鱼在我身上起了个圈套。我很生气。但我父亲对我说：“这需要时间。你需要有更多的耐心。”。几分钟后，我钓到一条大鱼，我把它拿给我爸爸看。我父亲表扬了我，“什么是一个好的钓鱼者你！“

这一天让我等了好久，终于被我盼来了。

马上就要开始了，我又兴奋又紧张，上课了，我们所有人向在我们班中所有的老师都尊敬的问候了一声：“老师好！”

第一个环节是我最喜欢的，也是我最讨厌的，喜欢的是这首歌很俏皮很有趣，讨厌的是还需要去唱和做动作，歌曲马上就开始了，我们跟着歌曲一起唱起来，“Have you’ s the muffin man ”只要一唱这个，这就跟精神病里的人一样，发了疯，很快，这首歌就过去了，噢，又到了我最喜欢的一个环节：撕蛇精能量条。

我们一开就是读绕口令，只要在上面读的好的就可以撕条，我们派出的是我们的高手，我们可不是轻易放他出来的，夏萱一上去，就读的很流利，老师问大家：“one还是tow”我们组喊着要“tow”周围的老师被我们吵得都捂住了耳朵，生怕我们把他们喊聋了，老师最后招架不住，只好是“tow”我们别提有多高兴了。

有一个听力考试，我们是小组合作，我是负责写的，其他人是负责给我拼单词的，没想到出师不利，第一个就写错了，他们气的脚都快跺烂了，后来我改了一下，在写下一个单词的时候，我听夏萱背，我写，可没想到又给出错了，范玉瑶好像屁股上长了钉子，坐不住，她闭着眼睛，咬着嘴唇，说：“不对，”后来我也气的不行了，我就吼了一声“等一会再改，行不行！”周围的老师都笑了，我也笑了，很快这节课就下课了。

这节课真是让我收获了很多：学会唱英文歌、绕口令、还有每个单词的发音和听力，真是太有趣了！

Some peolpe think there are more advantages for colleges students to take part-time jobs than disadvantagesothers dont think so.Whats your view on this?And tell why.

A serious problem has arisen in recent several years that more and more college students abandon study because of their taking part-time jobsso quite a few people are opposed to part-time jobs.Howevertaking part-time jobs has at least three benefits for college studens in my eyes.

Firststudents can promote their study through part-time jobs.For instanceIf a law student finds a part-time job in a law firmhis practice will enable him to better understand what hes learned from books.Whats morethe part-time job can offer him opportunities to go beyond what hes been taught in classand hell learn something that doesnt exist in books but in practice.

Secondstudents can also accumulate work experiences through part-time jobswhich will benefit their future job-hunting.Actuallypart-time jobs act as warm-up exercises for students to take full-time jobs after they graduateand help them prepare for their future careers.In additionas fresh blood in the societygraduated students are often unfavored in job-hunting markets for lack of practical work experiences.Its easier to find jobs for those who have accumulated experiences in part-time jobs.

Last but not the leastpart-time jobs can partly relieve students financial burdenespecially those who are from poor families.College tution fees have greatly increased in the past ten years due to the new educational policy.Many students from poor families cannot afford college feesand our bank system fail to loan college students as effectively as it does in developed countriesso taking part-time jobs becomes a way for them to meet their great expenses in campus lives.

Its an undenied fact that students break the balance between their jobs and studiesespecially when they fall into conflict with each other.But I think students should spend their spare time taking part-time jobs.Only following this principle can they benefit from their part-time jobs.

有些人认为有高校学生兼职利大于弊，其他人不这么认为。你怎么看？并告诉为什么。

出现了一个严重的问题在最近几年，越来越多的大学生放弃学习，因为他们的兼职工作，所以不少人都反对兼职。然而，兼职工作，至少有三个好处学院studens在我的眼睛。

首先，学生可以促进他们的研究通过兼职工作。例如，如果一个法律系的学生，在一家法律公司找到一份兼职工作，他的做法使他能够更好地了解他的书。更重要的是，兼职工作可以给他机会超越他已经在课堂上讲授，并他将学到的东西并不存在于书籍，但在实践中。

其次，学生也可以积累工作经验，通过做兼职工作，这将有利于他们未来的工作。实际上，兼职作为热身运动，让学生全职工作后，他们毕业，并帮助他们准备为他们的未来职业生涯。此外，作为社会的新鲜血液，毕业的学生往往unfavored在求职市场由于缺乏实际的工作经验，这是寻找那些在兼职工作中积累的经验的工作更容易。

最后但并非最不重要的，兼职工作可以减轻学生的经济负担，尤其是那些来自贫困家庭。学院tution费用大大增加在过去的十年里，由于新的教育政策。许多学生来自贫困家庭负担不起大学学费，我们的银行系统无法贷款大学生有效它在发达国家，因此兼职工作成为他们满足其巨大的开支在校园生活方式。

这是学生打破他们的工作和学习之间的平衡的一个无可争议的事实，特别是当他们陷入互相冲突。但我认为学生应该把业余时间兼职工作。只有遵循这一原则可以受益于他们的兼职工作。

My experience of the winter vacation

The winter vacation goes by unconsciously. I experienced a lot and learned a lot both about subjects and life. And I want to introduce a new member of my family to you. It’s a pot of flowers.

“I still remember the flowers we buy last year. The flowers blossomed really amazing. So I buy another one this year!” as I heard my mum’s voice, a pot of flowers appeared in my house. Since then, it became the apple in my mum’s eye. But the bud didn’t open yet, so it didn’t interest me at all.

My mum took care of it every day. “Can it bloom” “Trust me, it can give you surprise.” Answer my mum. Several days later, some bud opened. The house became muchlivelier with the decoration of the floret. I admitted that I underrated it. “How gorgeous will it be” I thought.

Unwittingly and quietly, New Year’s Eve came.When all of us were watching TV, these flowers already blossomed gorgeously and exudes a light fragrance. All of us stopped from watching TV to appreciate the flowers. “See, how wonderful it is!” My mum said approvingly.

Yeah, nothing is impossible. An ugly bud can blossom to a beautiful flowers, a poor beggar can struggle to a successful business man. So throw our prejudice away, let’s judge everything with logos.

[寒假经历英语作文

一本好书就如同一个好朋友。读一本好书就如同和一位睿智的人交谈。书，不仅让我汲取到丰富知识，还带给了我快乐。

从小我就与书结缘，妈妈告诉，当我很小的时候，家里贴满了带有图片的识字挂图，我总是用手抠挂图，妈妈耐心地读给我听。渐渐的，不再抠挂图了，在妈妈的带领下，我越来越喜欢那些识字挂图了。

渐渐的，我长大了，我开始大量地阅读。那些画报、字卡我已经再熟悉不过了。我开始阅读童话类书籍，在美丽多姿的童话世界里，恶毒的，让我悲，善良的，让我喜。我像一只小鸟一样，穿梭于悲欢离合的世间。

直到有一天，妈妈带我一起去新华书店，我才知道原来世界上有那么多好书，当我看到琳琅满目的书时，惊喜万分，就像一匹饥饿的狼见到了渴望已久的面包，我贪婪地读着。书中优美的语句，就仿佛是花朵一样妩媚可爱，它吸引着我。书如水，让我解渴;书如游乐场，让我玩而不厌;书如是动听的音乐，让我陶醉于其中，感动于心灵。

我如蜜蜂，在花丛中采集蜂蜜，快乐着;我如蝴蝶，在美丽的家园飞翔着，成长着。我如海鸥，飞翔在水天相接的地方，观世界的奇观。那里能观望到天，也能观望大海。

我快乐，因为书让我汲取了丰富的知识。它让我收获着，成长着，快乐着。书是我的导师，我的朋友。

书，令我快乐!

陈浩然

周三，新学期的学院课“英语趣配音”开始了！这可是我上过的最有趣的英语课了。每次上课，老师都会给我们看很多电影片段，让我们给电影角色配音。我们的角色有时是植物，有时是动物，有时是人类，还有时是某一样物品。对我们而言，每一次简直都是一个巨大的挑战。

今天的课上，和我搭档的同桌是段之昊。他比我高一年级，永远给女生角色配音。为了演得像，他会故意把声音变细一些。而我的角色可就太多了，兔子、狗、蛇、猪、男人等等。同时饰演这么多角色，我是不是很厉害的样子？而我最喜欢的是长着长耳朵的兔子。

其中，我最喜欢的长耳朵兔子出现在兔老大被降服的片段。故事里讲的是一个小女孩回到家，发现了兔老大，然后她把凶神恶煞的兔老大变成了自己的宠物。我反复思考着，该怎么演好这个角色呢？左思右想，我决定：刚开始时我还是老大，要演得可怕一些，但变成宠物之后，我又要显得温柔、可爱又聪明。在这两个状态转换的时候，我还要让自己表现得很萌。

我的表演得到了老师和同学的一致肯定，大家觉得我有成为一名优秀演员的潜质。一节课下来，我觉得收获非常大。我学会了更多的单词，学会了更好的表演方式，还学会了更默契的配合。

课后，我打算也去找那本《演员的自我修养》来研究研究，或许我会是下一个“喜剧之王”哦！

As a student ,I don’t have any great event to talk about ,but here I want to share my experience of preparing for the high school entrance examination.

During the first three years of junior school ,we were very happy and free .But we often heard that Grade 4 would be a hell. After the final exam of Grade 3 in June, everything blew onto our faces : teachers’ changing , harder and harder texts , terrible pressure and of course the graduate exam .Where your position was on the listboard became the most important thing in our life .We had to study hard day and night ,always from 6:00 a.m. to 1:00 or 2:00 a.m. the next day.

But I must say that it’s really an unforgettable memory in my life. Under the pressure we lived our life to the fullest, and enjoyed the true interesting things that we may have never cared before. Grade 4 in junior school was a turning point in my life. My attitude to learning, my world outlook and my philosophy of life all changed. I turned to be positive and strong. I also gained many people’s true & pure friendship, both teachers ’ and classmates’. In some way, I like that kind of life, as it taught me many things I’d never learned before.

Teachers also helped me a lot. I still can’t forget that my history teacher talked to me until 10:00 p.m. on April 30th, 2003, for my application. My head teacher also encouraged me, so did my Chinese teacher. I should say, all my teachers worked very hard and always neglected their sleep and meals. Even if some of them were about 50 and often fell ill, they never left us one day .

The last and greatest challenge was of course the final exam, also my high school entrance exam. I felt very well and comfortable except my chemistry physics exams. The result proved that I couldn’t have done worse in them. But in total, my mark is O.K. So then I became a student in the best high school of Hubei Province.

We, teachers and students, got together in East Lake Hotel on June 4th, 2003. At the moment of saying goodbye, I felt that my time of junior had gone ,and my senior time was coming .

Today, I looked at my graduate photos again ,and ,I smiled .

He once hesitated ,struggled, feared and doubted, like an ordinary man would do. But he just "stays at the door of fate", as the name of his newly-written book says, and waits till the door opens instead of leaving during the half way. Then there comes a wholly new world where the beautiful dream lies .

I have rested for 10 days. in these days, i felt very bored. I didn’t know to do what.Although i had a lot of things to do, i felt uncomfortable. I was ill because of the cold weather.I was tired, sleepy and had no strength. My parents are worried about my health. In fact, it didn’t matter. I was always in the room with air-conditioner and opened it in a low temperature. So when i went out, the high temperature disagreed to me. Finally, i was ill.

[英语日记我的生病经历

One day I was on a bus. I found an elderly woman standing in front of me. She had a big bag in her hand. "Its a virtue for a young person to help the old,"I said to myself. When I was standing up to give my seat to the old lady, a young foreigner got up quickly saying, "Please sit down."The old lady thanked him and sat down. She looked very happy.

I was a little embarrassed because I was sitting in the middle of the bus.Suddenly a pregnant woman got onto the bus. I quickly stood up to give up my seat to her. Theforeigner smiled at me. He said that he was an Australian, and was a student studying Chinese culture in China.

今天上午第三节课是体育课，因为没有完成老师交代的任务，所以老师罚我绕着操场跑两圈，跑完这两圈，我感觉口干舌燥，大汗淋漓。

下课回到教室后，我整整喝了两大瓶水，喝玩水，我感觉瘦瘦的我变得和猪一样胖。不久上课的铃声响了，这时我却想小便了，老师讲课的内容我一句也没听进去，我只盼望下课的铃声快点响，憋尿的滋味可真难受啊，我真想站起来对老师大声地说：“老师，我想上厕所”，可是我又怕老师和同学们笑话我，不说出来，我又怕尿裤子，急得我不知道该如何是好!

终于，我听到了下课的铃声，还没等老师说下课，我就飞快地冲出教室，直奔一楼的男厕所，到了男厕所，看到很多同学在排队，这时的我，也顾不了那么多了，厕所的门一开，我就推开前面排队的同学，跑进去。“问题”终于解决了，我觉得自己是世界上最幸福的人，接着我打开厕所门，只见那位同学还在门口生气，我赶忙拉住他的手，没等他开口说话，我就连声说：“对不起!要不是你让着我，今天我就要出丑了”

这真是一次有趣而且难忘的经历啊!下次在学校上课，我可不能喝那么多水了。

导语：愚人节在每年4月一日,这是西方的节日,在这一天,人们都喜欢开玩笑捉弄别人。下面是小编为大家收集整理的愚人节经历英语作文，希望对大家有帮助。

愚人节经历英语作文【1】

In the 16th century, people celebrated new years day from march 25 to april 1. in the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1, so others called them april fools.

each of the  country celebrates april fools day differently. in france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!”

in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you. in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “ your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.

愚人节经历英语作文【2】

Nowadays, there appears a phenomenon that the western customs are spreading into the east countries step by step, thus making many inhabitants who live in big cities enjoy themselves on these western festivals such as Christmas Day, April Fool’s Day, etc. Such phenomenon shows us that the world people are getting close gradually and the world is becoming smaller and smaller as well. Therefore, in my opinion, it’s a normal phenomenon s well as a necessary trend.

First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living. Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s. Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched. So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves. Of course, festivals are just the beginning.

What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this. So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy. Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed. No doubt it is an essential trend.

Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners. We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners. And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well.

To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent. However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart. Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival.

“叮铃铃，叮铃铃 ，校园里传来动听的上课铃，同学们纷纷地跑进教室，有的在喝水，有的在做课前准备，还有的已经在班里读课文，我们班英语老师米思包慢慢地走进教室，米思包说：“今天上表演课。”大家都欢呼起来说：“太好了，上表演课了。”我们组表演G部分的唱歌跳舞，我们带好组长做的头饰来到讲台。

“Hello，we are group four，plese watch our show。” 大家拉着手围成猫的家，小猫就住在公园路。有两个人手搭手做成一棵树，小鸟儿就可以在树上唱歌。有一个人用手做波浪式，小鱼儿在小河里自由自在地游呀游。接着，有两个人做成树洞，小兔子就可以住在洞里了。我们一边表演一边唱着优美的英文歌，米思包看着我们精彩的表演，开心地笑了，她还选我们去二班表演呢！

英语课真有趣，它给我带来快乐和勇气。

6岁那年，我回奶奶家过年，小伙伴们看球到我回来了，都很高兴，急忙忙拉着我去他们有玩。

突然，一只大公鸡蹦出来，叫了一声“喔!喔!喔!”我记起来，这是去年跟我比嗓子的鸡，这不，上次输得不服气，这次双卷土重来了!我旁边的小乐一脸坏笑起来，看着这只鸡，他在我的取边咬耳朵，叽叽喳喳的。

我们听了他的计划后，把目光投向大红鸡，那只鸡可能补我们吓坏了，后退几步，它好像在说“你、你、你……们要干什么?”

小奇用手抓住它的尾巴，说：“头儿，那边就交给你了!”我把一堆 柴火抱过来，又拿了几根白蜡烛，说：“行了。”“不行”小凡说：“还有红砖呢!”

一个炉灶用砖摆好了，上面放一层干草，再把蜡烛放在旁边围住，把大红鸡放下去，然后把蜡烛点燃。大红鸡在里面鸡飞狗跳的，但是一双手拍向我们说：“们们在干什么!?”

我们回头一看：是晓明哥，快逃!“”喂!你们给我站住!“我们已经脚踩西瓜皮、逃之夭夭了!

在这里的时间真是无忧虑!

One day,my mother and I went to a park.We had a good time and we decided to have lunch in the park.My mother bought some milk and bread.My mother told me to wash my hands before lunch.However,when we came back,our bread was gone!We thought that someone took it.We are very angry.I thought that the thief would come back to take the milk.So,my mother and I hid behind a tree and waited.One hour later, no one came and we were very hungry.We gave up and we wanted to go home to have something to eat.Suddenly,I found something under the chair.Oh, its our bread!

一看到鱼，我就会想起我和小伙伴林宇辉，一次捞鱼的趣事，这件事至今为止还一直令我难以忘怀。

记得是在我七岁那年的一个夏天，我和好朋友林宇辉到厦大思源谷玩，我们来到一座小亭子准备歇歇脚休息一会儿，就在这时我们俩的脑袋里突然闪出一个念头，一起去捞鱼，比比看谁捞的鱼多，谁就可以获得“捞鱼大王”的称号，于是，就为自己定了个目标。

比赛开始了，我的眼睛盯着静静的湖面，等了好久，还没见到一只鱼的身影，把我原来的干劲磨得所剩无几了，就在此时，一只小鱼“扑通”一声游出水面，我眼前一亮，拿着自己的矿泉水瓶准备去捞，这时宇辉也看到了这一动静，可就在我们争抢之时，小鱼已经“隐身”了，我的脸上瞬间显出了个“囧”字……又等了好一会儿，脚边终于浮出了一只小鱼，我心想：“这鱼一定是我的囊中之物了！”我猛然跳出了亭子，只听“扑”的一声，我的半个身子掉入了湖里，衣服都湿了，而林宇辉却捕到了那条鱼，我一下火冒三丈，心想：“我怎么这么冲动，本该是属于自己的劳动成果，却被伙伴给抢夺去了！”不知还将等多长时间，才能等来小鱼儿呢？！就在我不经意间，一群小鱼游了过来，我拿着瓶子就乱挥，不但没捕到一只鱼，还踩到了一块绊脚石，这下整个人摔到湖里，我可算是被这可恶的湖水洗了一次泥巴浴。就在我泄气之时，一条稍大点的鱼居然自己钻进了我的矿泉水瓶里，真是得来全不费工夫啊，这鱼可是自投罗网的，哈哈！我们俩分别都捕到一条鱼，没有分出胜负来，因此，我们两个都是名副其实的“捞鱼王”喽！

后来，我们想了想还是把鱼放回湖里吧，让它们回归大自然，保持生态平衡，做一个保护动物，爱护大自然的小使者。

虽然这件事，已过去了几年时间，但现在回想起来依然记忆犹新，十分开心！

今天的第二节课是英语课，我们班不时传出一阵阵笑声，为什么呢？我先买个关子。往下看你就知道了。

“滴滴……”离下课只有五分钟了。老师突发奇想，笑着对大家说：“大家来玩一个游戏，名字叫‘伦敦桥到了’，游戏规则就是两位同学把手撑起来，做成一座坚固的‘桥’，然后唱着《伦敦桥倒了》的英文歌曲，等歌曲唱完后，‘桥’就会倒塌，被压住的同学就要表演节目！”同学们听完游戏规则，都跃跃欲试，摩拳擦掌的。

这时，老师笑着说：“好了，现在我们选两位同学当桥。”“我”“我”……同学们争先恐后地把手举得高高的，我也不例外。最终，我和尚府荣幸地被选为‘桥’。我们两把手举得高高的，全班同学都排好队，“london,bridge.……”歌曲响起来了，同学们一个接一个地迅速从“桥”穿过去。突然，歌声戛然而止，我们的“桥”倒了，华南被“压”住了。“表演节目，表演节目！”同学们异口同声地喊着。华南没有办法，只好慢悠悠地走上讲台，不甘情愿地站在台上。这时，潇文自自告奋勇地要替华南将个笑话，华南听了，像抓到救命稻草似的，脸上顿时堆满笑容。

潇文走上讲台，讲了一个笑话。大家听了，都笑得前俯后仰，我差点笑倒在地上。“叮——”下课铃响了，一堂有趣的英语课就这样过去了。

[一堂有趣的英语课日记

我和妈妈在十一放假的时候去厦门旅游，那里是个风光怡人的海滨城市。温热的海水，柔软的海滩，五颜六色、大大小小的贝壳……还有绿油油的丛林，好看极了，另外还有好多有意思的旅游景点。

这一天我们一起来到了厦门鼓浪屿附近一处叫“怪坡”的旅游景点参观，在那里我看到一个小朋友把矿泉水瓶放在地上时，瓶子像被什么东西吸引了一样，慢慢的往坡上滚。看到这种奇怪的现象我按捺不住好奇心，心想我一定要自己尝试一下这是不是真的。于是我从背包里拿出我们自备的矿泉水瓶，找了一个坡比较陡的地方试验，果然瓶子真的像被引力吸住了一样往坡上滚动，我兴奋不已。这时我又看到那面有租自行车的，让游人从坡上、坡下来回骑，亲自体验“怪坡”的“怪”处。于是我和妈妈也租了自行车，当我骑上自行车时，“哇!好奇怪”，我禁不住叫出了声。当我往坡下骑车时，很费劲，就好像上坡一样，而我往坡上骑时却又像下坡一样不用骑，自行车就自己走，非常奇怪。

我想这种“怪坡”现象一定有一些地理方面的科学奥秘在里面，我真希望每年假期都可以去旅游景点，让我学到更多的知识，经历更多有趣、有意义的事情。

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

In the last few days, I always wanted to try a part-time job. I stood behind my mother and scared the mother into a big jump. I said, "Mom, Im going to work for you. The salary is one yuan an hour, fifteen minutes and five corners." The mother was stunned for a moment and said: "okay! Make a summer work!" I grabbed the knife water mother, help my mother cut the watermelon, after eating, help my mother dragged to. She paid one yuan and said, "I pay the afternoon pay, and do it well!" I joked, "yes, sir." Mother said, "wash your hands!" after I washed my hands, I did my homework.

Afternoon, the whole family after dinner, I take the initiative to put away the dishes, wash. Mother said, "work positive, reward - one corner!" I almost didnt faint...

I think that a part-time job can help my mother to do physical exercise, housework, can also earn pocket money! It is but Dad, shooting two birds with one stone! I strongly opposed, pocket money only 6 yuan suspended, I dont understand, I earn money and not use it, I just want to have their own money. If you forget to take whatever necessities are in school, you can buy it. I cant think of what my father is.

Never have I forgotten the experience that I took part in a competition all about

English knowledge.I have been working really hard in the hope of a satisfying

result.For three whole days,I was completely absorbed in the world of

English-novels,exams,speeches,songs,all of it bringing me excitement,surprise and

enjoyment.The feeling of thoroughly concentrating on something was the most wonderful experience.Everyone has an equal chance to make fairy-tales come

true,as well as to get the happiness that is already ready for you.The only thing you

need to do is take the first step,make every effort to pursue what you heartily want

and stick to it.Actually,very little is needed to make a happy life.It is all within

yourself,in your way of thinking,in your way of acting.Some folks go through life

pleased that the glass is half full.Others spend a lifetime complaining that it’s

half-empty.The truth is:There is a glass with a certain volume of liquid in it.From

there,it’s up to you!