英语作文范文10篇初二暑假【优秀20篇】

Everyone has their own dreams, I am no exception, of course, some people think when scientists, some people want to be a inventor, others want to be a writer, but I do want to be a teacher.

If, I really became a teacher, I will do a student and become a good teacher, as long as one has the time I will be happy to play with them.

If, I really became a teacher, I go back to do a good teacher as classmates friends, as long as a have time, will talk with them, let them know their interesting things together.

If, I really became a teacher, I can make a good teacher, rewards and punishment and have the students progress, I will praise him and reward him some stationery, let him keep up the good work. If, who learn setbacks, I challenge him dont lose heart.

If, one day, I became a teacher, I would like I said: do a and students into a mix, become a bosom friend of the student, rewards and punishment points a good teacher.

每个人都有自己的梦想，当然我也不例外，有的人想当科学家，有的人想当发明家，还有的人想当作家，而我却想当一名教师。

如果，我真当上了一名教师，我会做一个和学生打成一片的好老师，只要一有时间我就要和他们一起快乐的玩耍。

如果，我真当上了一名教师，我回做一个成为同学门朋友们的好老师，只要一有时间，就和他们一起谈心，让他们把他们知道有趣的事一起说出来。

如果，我真当上了一名老师，我会做一个奖罚分明的好老师，有同学进步了，我会表扬他并奖励他一些文具，让他再接再励。如果，有谁学习退步了，我会激励让他不要灰心。

如果，有一天，我真当上了一名教师，我一定会像我说的那样：做一个和学生打成一个打成一片的，成为学生的知心朋友，奖罚分名的好老师。

我已经十三岁了！可长这么大，从来没有坐过火车，真的是一件非常遗憾的事情。暑假到了，妈妈和爸爸计划带我出去旅游，目的地就是我们国家的首都——北京！可我更关心的是乘坐什么交通工具出行。当听到爸爸托人买火车票的时候，我一蹦三丈高，终于可以享受坐火车的感觉了！每每听到爸爸说车票难买的时候，我的心情非常担心，默默祈祷希望能够满足我的愿望。一声“车票搞定，卧铺……”的消息传来，不禁让我喜上眉梢。

终于到计划出行的那一天了，我们拿着得来不易的火车票，带着行李匆匆赶往火车站。一下车，我顿时吃了一惊，哇！这里真的是人的海洋……只见很多人，大家都是行色匆匆，携带着或多或少的行李。进入候车大厅，来到检票口，人们摩肩擦踵，缓缓前行，终于通过月台，登上了我神往已久的火车。

因为是头次坐火车，我非常好奇，东瞧瞧西望望。火车好长，大约有二十几节车厢。以十三号车厢，也就是餐车为界，前半部是硬座席车厢，后半部是卧铺车厢。我们是十五号车厢，也就是硬卧车厢。上了火车，只见车厢头部左右两边各有两间小房间，右手两间上面铭牌写“乘务室”、“茶水室”，左手两间都是“卫生间”。过了茶水室，一条长长的通道，右手就是卧铺啦。卧铺边是上、中、下三个铺位，面对面两个是一组，一节车厢大约有十组吧，也就是说有六十个铺位。对着卧铺，也就是通道上的一侧，有观景的车窗，每个车窗下，有一个茶几、两个小椅子。整个车厢收拾得非常干净、利落，也很温馨。

随着汽笛长鸣，火车缓缓启动了。我很紧张，看着窗外。只见窗外的树木、电线杆一晃而过，速度越来越快。“哐当……哐当……”的声音不时传来，而且节奏也越来越快，人坐在上面也是摇摇晃晃的，这是怎么回事？我的紧张情绪，爸爸妈妈看在眼里，笑出了声。“儿子，别紧张！”爸爸说：“火车是有车头带，沿着铁轨高速运行的，非常安全。你听见的‘哐当，哐当’声音，是火车轮碾压铁轨的声音。”原来是这样啊，我放心了，又开心了。我坐在车窗户，窗外是一望无际绿油油的田野，辛勤的农民赶着牲畜在田地里耕耘，田间的公路，时不时的有一辆飞驰的汽车穿梭着。火车就在这如画的大地飞驰，一会穿涵洞，一会上高架桥，桥下就是波涛汹涌的河水，是不是还有一辆高速插上的火车，响着汽笛，呼啸而过……

到了晚上，我们躺在卧铺上，伴随着列车的摇摇晃晃，好像又回到了小时候，躺在舒服的摇篮里，不知不觉睡着了，我甚至还做了一个甜甜的梦，梦见了一个美好的明天……

8月7日，是我学会炒菜的日子，被我称为“徐佩云炒菜日”，我一想起我会做菜了，就按捺不住自己激动的情绪，我又想起了我第一次做菜的情景。

那天中午，我闲着没事儿做，看见冰箱里有一盒仔姜和几块里脊肉，便灵机一动，这不正是为我第一次炒菜准备的“试验品”吗。我立刻大张旗鼓的展开架势。我拿出仔姜，拆开来冲洗。我学着平时

老爸洗姜的样子，有模有样地学了起来，先开小水，用手扒去姜上的泥土。仔姜们一个个都争先恐后地等着我洗，我对他们说：“别急一个个的来”。我洗完了姜，就拿出一块瘦肉，放进微波炉里，按

了启动键三下。我得意洋洋地说：“哈哈，刚才你们还硬得像一块石头，等会你们就趴下了!”

我开始切仔姜了。我左手按住仔姜，右手挥舞着菜刀，耍着六扇门的十八刀法“唰唰唰”“嗞嗞嗞”我几菜刀“砍下去”，仔姜就被我切好了。他们一个个像老百姓一样，而且是体重不一，大小不一

的老百姓，有些又宽又厚，有些又粗又大，有些又细又小，简直像一个大杂烩。

我把肉从微波炉里拿了出来，“啊——”“这肉都熟了”“唉，打的时间太长了。”没办法，只好死马当作活马医了，不一会儿，又一群“老百姓”出来了。我给它们和上水和芡粉，再加上盐和胡

豆瓣。我用手搅拌着，和啊和“OK!”可以了“开火”“开抽油烟机!”

“喀呲”“滴”我开了火，又开了抽油烟机，在锅里倒上了油。锅烧的火辣辣的，我把肉下了锅，顽皮的油娃娃立刻在锅里跳着舞，到处乱飞，我大着胆子拿着锅铲翻炒着肉，那滋味，叫一个爽!肉

变色了，我将肉舀上来，盛在碗里。接着，我把仔姜倒了进去，又放了小半勺盐，我炒着，仔姜熟了，再搁点儿酱油，再和匀，我可是很期待哦!

起锅了。“上菜——徐佩云式仔姜肉丝”虽然场面有点儿“惨烈”，但是味道还是不错的。

我很高兴，我会炒菜了，我能为父母做力所能及的事了!

I was happy this summer holiday! Do you know why? Because I had enjoyed a good summer holiday!In the morning, sometimes I went toYueXiuParkto play badmintonwith my families or friends. We always went to McDonalds to have lunch afterwe finish the game. My sister and me like swimming, so in the afternoon, wewent to swimming with our father. It was so cool! It feels so great to swim insuch hot summer days.

My favourate animal is tiger,because tiger is very strong and powerful,it is the king of the forest.Tiger looks handsome as well, the skin has two corlors:yellow and black,and they are both my favourate colors.

I like tiger,and the year 201X is just the Chinese tiger year.I hope all the people will keep healthy,just like tiger.

Last Chinese New Year. I and my father, mother, grandparents, brother went to fuzhoumawei by bus. In the morning we came down the mountain. I saw wooded mountains, wild flowers bloom. We climb up the hill along the mountain path. Come halfway up the mountain, I feel a little tired，it began to rain,My West Lake silk umbrella missed,. Dad said to me,“yangwei， don’t do anything halfway.”at last，So I insisted reached the top, the top of the scenery so beautiful.We were flying kites, I was thirsty, my mother bought me a bottle of water, .finally we went home.finally，Since then, Ive kept the umbrella。i was very happy

【题目要求】

你是Mike,你去Marry 家，想问问她去不去参加你的生日聚会，但是她不在家，你给她留了便条。任务：请你用英语给Marry写一个50词左右的便条。内容包括：

1. 明天是我的生日，你会参加我的生日聚会吗?聚会晚上6:30开始;

2. 我的家人、朋友及同学都会来，你可以见到他们;

3. 如果你来，就打电话给我，我希望你能来。

【优秀范文】

Dear Marry,

I’m Mike. Tomorrow is my birthday. I want to invite you to take part in my birthday. Can you come tomorrow?

The party will begin at half past six in the evening. My parents, friends and classmates will come, you can see them in the party.

If you come to my birthday party, please make a phone call to me. I will be happy that you can come.

Yours，

Mike

【参考译文】

亲爱的玛丽，

我是迈克。明天是我的生日。我想邀请你参加我的生日。你明天能来吗?

晚会将在晚上六点半开始。我的父母，朋友和同学都会来，你可以在聚会上看到他们。

如果你来参加我的生日聚会，请给我打个电话。我会很高兴你能来。

你的好朋友，

迈克

Today is a memorable day, because Im going to the bus station when volunteers. Although the sun like a want to sear us, but I Im not afraid.

In the afternoon, I found volunteers set to follow mother, has gathered a lot of people there. A big brother said to me: "kid, you go to the opposite of a pavilion to send tea!" Im glad to go over. Pavilion, there is a table with two buckets, one filled with chrysanthemum, one filled with boiling water. Volunteers sister called Zhang Liyuan and I gave her the cup and convenient passers-by her water to drink. But very few people to take water, mothers will mobilize our to send tea to passers-by. So, I carry water cup, to the passing pedestrians, but gave a lot of people say not to. How to do? I came up with a good way to move, and that is carefully to see the people, once found staring at the pot, immediately gave them water. Sure enough, these people are happy took me into the water.

This is my first time to when volunteers, although busy one afternoon, sweat soaked my clothes, but in the mind very happy.

今天是个难忘的日子，因为我要去汽车东站当志愿者。虽然太阳像要把我们烤焦似的，但我我一点都不害怕。

下午，我跟着妈妈找到了志愿者集合地，那里已经聚集了不少人。一个大哥哥对我说：“小朋友，你去对面的凉亭里送茶吧!”我高兴地走了过去。凉亭里有一张桌子，上面有两个大桶，一个装着菊花，一个装着开水。志愿者姐姐叫我和张力源给她递杯子，方便她倒水给路人喝。可是来拿水的人很少，妈妈们就动员我们去给路人送茶。于是，我端着水杯，递给路过的行人，但是很多人却摆摆手说不要。怎么办呢?我动了动脑筋，想出了好办法，那就是仔细地观察路人的表情，一旦发现目不转睛地盯着茶壶的人，就马上给他们送上水。果然，这些人都开心接过了我送上的水。

这是我第一次当志愿者，虽然忙碌了一个下午，汗水湿透了我的衣服，但心里很开心。

This summer, I had some special days. I joined Dongzhou International Educational Exchange Summer Camp.

First, I will tell you about our foreign teachers, they are Shrina and Rebecca. They are friendly and beautiful. They are students at Oxford University.

We talked about many things: famous people, subjects in England, different jobs, our deal days, western star signs, what can we say in a restaurant and so on.

We know lots of things, like what the difference is between “chef” and “cook”, all the parts of the body…

We tried to write a letter to Principal Zhang. We made a play and we drew our own comics and tried to sell it. We gave some other students English lessons, we taught them about Chinese Dragon, Chinese Martial Arts and the Olympics.

Every afternoon, we played exciting games: Chinese Whispers, Tongue Twisters, Wheelbarrow, egg and spoon, three legs…

On the last day, we had a good time. We made black tea. We put tea bags, some milk and lots of water in to a big bowl, and then we stirred the tea until it became red and dark. Oh, it tasted good! Later, we used eggs, flour and milk to make many pancakes. To cook them is very interesting. When we finished it, the pancakes looked round and nice. We put some jam on it. How delicious! I won’t ever forget it.

The summer Camp is a really good chance for me. I know the local things in England. I learned a lot and like English more. I also know better ways to learn English well.

I hope one day I can see you in England.

Happy summer holidays

my summer vacation of this year was very enjoyable. i went to the countryside to spend my summer holidays. it is very beautiful there. there are green plants, clear rivers, lovely animals kind people. i spent two weeks helping my grandfather do some farm work there. i wrote down what happened in my diary every day.

besides that, I helped the children in the neighbour hood with their lessons. i helped them read english improve their spoken english. their parents thanked me for this.

【中文翻译】

快乐的暑假生活

今年的暑假生活非常愉快。我去农村过暑假。那儿非常美丽，有绿色的植物，清澈的小河，可爱的动物和善良的人们。在那里的两周中我帮爷爷干了些农活。每天我在日记中记下所发生的事情。

除了这些，我还帮助邻居家的孩子做功课。我帮他们读英语，使他们的口语有所提高。他们的父母为此很感激我。

明师教育广州中考学习网小编预祝同学们更有一个快乐而富有意义的暑假!

想象中的暑假是快乐无忧、笑声常伴左右的。但所有的一切都出乎了我的意料，这个暑假是枯燥乏味，毫无生机的。唉，这还没有放假呢，就被考试折腾成了一只“落汤鸡”。本以为放假之后，可以尽情的放松一番，调节调节心情，但就在有这个念头不久，假期补课这个“噩耗”就传来了，弄得我像被霜打了的茄子——焉了，似乎所有的念头一下子都被抛到了九霄云外。

在学校补了几天课后，不知由于什么缘故，不补了。这可把我高兴得如一只脱笼之鹄。但好景不长，父母一向是望子成龙，望女成凤，所以他们又把我送去“充电”了。这可把我气的火冒三丈。我这个人，该学习的时候绝不马虎，不该学习的时候就连阎王老子拿我也没有办法，这可是天下“无人不晓”的。为此，我就抠了一肚子火，真不知道这个暑假是属于谁的。

补课期间，我不甘心自己的暑假就这样在别人的控制中度过，于是便想玩个痛快、刺激点的，所以就学着别人在课上看漫画。谁料这一看，就把我推进了“火坑”，不知是谁向老师通风报信，还是我留下了“蛛丝马迹”，给老师的“火眼金睛”给发现了!此后我每天都在躲躲藏藏、心惊胆战中过日子。补课接近了尾声，我的心才渐渐平静了下来。

补课之后，我唯有一个愿望，就是静下来“安度晚年”，但是同学一个又一个的电话却搅得我“鸡犬不宁”我的同学找我到他家玩，晚上还要在他家住，我犹豫了，说我要和父母商量一下，才能给他答案。但我知道我这样说纯粹是安慰他，因为我知道，父母的答案一定是“不行”。但我还是抱着试一试的想法。晚上，我便试着去闯父亲的“鬼门关”，没想到，这一关竟然顺利过了我兴高采烈，满怀信心的又去闯母亲的“十八罗汉阵”。但是，这一关我没有闯过去，反而搞得我是伤痕累累。此前我抠在肚子里的火气一下子全都冲着母亲发了出来，引来了母亲的一顿“拳脚”。我满腹委屈，泪水在眼眶里打转，但我不敢说一句话来反驳，于是我采取绝食的办法来对抗母亲的“暴力”。唉!但由于我天生是个“馋嘴”，才绝了一天，就忍不住了。就这样，“绝食风波”平息了，暑假也在刺激和无奈中过去了!

我的暑假没有名胜古迹来丰富我的阅历，没有笑声陪伴我的左右，只有老师的抑扬顿挫和爸爸妈妈的“鞭策”。悲哉，我的暑假生活!

My holiday was good.I stayed at home for sometime.I went to Tianyi Square and bought same games.But one day,my monther,my younger brother and I went to Tianyi digital square to buy games.And I bought a new uniform in the evening.Id like to have a glass of apple juice my monther bought it for me.I says," Thanks a lot." I bought some shoes.I want a pair of sports shoes.In the shop,the wonderful song added tour pleasure.I see the black shoes.my monther says," There are beautiful !"

I was happy that day,because I went to Tianyi Square and had a lot of fum.

July 22th Thursday sunny

Today I came to the city of Bishan,its a beautiful city.Its the shoes centre of western china. I think many people know it. It developed very quickly these years.More more people move in it. Im pleased to be a Bishan people.

"Mom, watch me dive..." eh, where does the sound come from? It turned out

that my dream had come true and I was showing my swimming style with pride.

This summer vacation, I came to Caiyuan swimming pool happily to learn how

to swim. Its a piece of cake for me to hold my breath. If I hold my breath, I

can float on the water for a while. Then I began to seriously study breathing,

deep breathing, carefully bury my head in the water, spit bubbles like a small

fish, then lift my head out of the water, open my mouth to breathe in, then bury

my head in the water to spit bubbles, and practice over and over again. Coach Xu

patiently and meticulously taught me the hand and kick movements. He stretched

his hands together, drew a circle to his armpit, and then drew back from his

chest. I modestly practiced in accordance with the order of "retracting,

turning, kicking, and clamping". I tried to imitate the frogs hind legs. I saw

Qingshui split by me, leaving two long waves. The coach tied an inflatable belt

on my waist and took my hands to lead me to swim in deep water. As soon as he

let go, I was as timid as a mouse. I was afraid that I would sink down and dare

not swim. It was like a vented ball and a crab dancing in the water. At this

time, the coach said gently: "dont lose heart, overcome tension, everything is

difficult at the beginning, failure is the mother of success." I secretly

determined: do not give up halfway, adhere to the victory. After the coachs

encouragement and careful guidance, coupled with my 15 days of persistence,

repeated practice, "Kung Fu is worthy of those who want to", I finally learned

to swim. I can swim freely in the water like a happy fish, like a frog in the

water, like a petrel flying in the sky.

"As long as you work hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle!" Im

the best at swimming. Ive got a new skill I am happy to sing, laughter

reverberated in every corner of the pool for a long time.

our country has a large area of forest. however,not until recently did the goverment begin to realize the importance of protecting the forest. as we may know from various sources,the government recently adopted a policy called "restore the farmland to the forest"。this has brought much hope to the forest of our country as well as the sustainable development of our country.

Today is Chinese New Year, was the day of family reunion, I waipojia New Years day this year.

After lunch, I found the red lanterns are hung from house to house, stick couplets on the Spring Festival, I also cant wait to stick couplets on the Spring Festival, and he said to mother: "mom, I want to stick couplets on the Spring Festival." Mother agreed. I just went to see my uncle and help put the ladder and take up Spring Festival couplets. Uncle put on the Spring Festival couplets of double-sided adhesive to off, then carefully stick Spring Festival couplets on the wall, to look left, look right, did alignment, so just stick Spring Festival couplets.

When we eat dinner, have applauded "pa" firecrackers outside. I have to succumb to, cant help to go outside to watch the beautiful fireworks, some like a chrysanthemum, some like a peach blossom, and like a light rain, beautiful! Watch, I also itching, want to set off firecrackers by our own hands. Grandpa let me go to some large firecrackers, I started a little dare not, first looked for a moment, found in adults, are not dangerous, at last I scary, carefully lit firecrackers to lead, I fly back immediately, "crackling crackling......" Good enough!

In the evening, our whole family sit together, eating snacks, watching the Spring Festival gala. The party is wonderful! Crosstalk, sketch, dancing and magic...

New Year is lively, everywhere decorated, every family is permeated with happy New Year. I wish you all a happy New Year!

今天是农历的大年三十，是阖家团圆的日子，今年我在外婆家过年。

吃完午饭后，我发现挨家挨户都挂着红灯笼，贴着春联，我也迫不及待地想贴春联，于是对妈妈说：“妈妈，我想贴春联。”妈妈答应了。我就去请姨父帮忙，把梯子和春联拿了过来。姨父先把贴在春联上的双面胶给撕下来，然后再把春联小心翼翼地贴在墙上，左看看、右看看，对齐了没有，这样春联就贴好了。

我们吃晚饭的时候，外面就有“啪啪啪”的鞭炮声了。我已经按捺不住，情不自禁地跑到外面观赏美丽的烟花，有的像菊花，有的像桃花，还有的像小雨点儿，真美!看着看着，我也蠢蠢欲动了，想自己亲手放鞭炮。外公让我去点大的鞭炮，开始我有点儿不敢，先旁观看了一会，发现有大人在，并不是很危险，最后我提心吊胆、小心翼翼地把鞭炮的引线给点燃了，马上我飞似的往回跑，“噼噼啪啪，噼噼啪啪……”好过瘾哦!

晚上，我们全家人围坐在一起，一边吃零食，一边看春节联欢晚会。晚会真精彩!有相声，有小品，有舞蹈，还有魔术……

新年真是热闹，到处张灯结彩，家家户户都洋溢着过年的喜气。祝大家新年快乐!

The longing summer vacation is approaching, it is the best part of the

school year for me. I cannot let the holidays elapse (逝去) meaninglessly, my

vacation should be a phase (时期、阶段) of harvest. The events in my plan should give

me a sense of infinite potential.

The following plan may reveal the intensity of my desire to travel, work

and study in this vacation. In the first few days I want to climb Mount Hua Shan

with several friends to refresh ourselves. Then I tend to visit relatives,

senior school teachers and former classmates(老同学). Besides, to find out the best

ways to cultivate my abilities, I will find a part time job and conduct some

social investigation.

In short, I want to do interesting things in the summer vacation. Whatever

I do, the goal is the same: to get necessary experience, acquire knowledge and

broaden my horizons. Though the six week vacation will pass away at lightning

speed, its influence is bound to last long.

Since watching the children channel "I love summer camp", my heart has

sprouted the idea of going to the camp. Finally, my wish has come true! Because

Mr. Huang recommended me to attend the summer camp, this can make me happy.

In the summer camp, which lasted for four days, I realized that the most

profound thing I learned was the national defense education of our classmates by

the uncles and aunts of the Ministry of martial arts. In my study, I learned

that our national defense is: a military activity carried out by the state in

order to prevent and resist aggression, to stop armed subversion, to safeguard

the sovereignty, unity, territorial integrity and security of the country, as

well as to the political, economic, diplomatic, scientific and technological

education related to military affairs. We also watched revolutionary war films

such as "two small eight roads", "South March to the north", "red children",

"mine war", etc., which not only inspired me, but also let me know that if the

Red Army soldiers threw their heads and sprinkled blood, we would not have our

happiness and happiness, and we would not sit in the classroom to read! I still

remember my mother told me the story of the long march of the Red Army 25000

miles. They were hungry, hungry and long-distance, and they insisted on the end.

That spirit of perseverance, hard work, was always sung in peoples hearts.

The military training in the summer camp is the most tiring for us, and

there is also iron discipline. On the day of military training, the sun was on

the air. We are in a neat line, holding our heads up, holding our chests,

waiting for the instructors order. The instructor is very strict. He did not

allow us to move, not to speak, to look around, to make a wrong action and to

report, students were not "ah" a sound. The training began, he taught us a lot

of movements, including a little rest, determination, cross row, etc. He did it

very seriously, and we looked very carefully. At noon, the sun scorched the

earth mercilessly, sweat came down our faces and our clothes were wet. But we

still practice standing still and starting, just like a Red Army soldier. At

this time, I realized how hard it was to be a soldier, and they should practice

it every day, no matter how windy and rainy.

In this summer camp, Liuying memorial hall, Shanxi revolutionary education

base, is our best place to go. The teacher led us up the steps, through Wyoming

gate, to the memorial hall. I saw Comrade Liu Ying standing in the garden, his

bright eyes facing up to the front, smiling, as if he had just won the war. In

the museum, there are many cultural relics and pictures arranged in order for us

to visit. I stopped in front of a picture that recorded how the enemy used

torture to force Communists to take the norm. Tigers torture them from the

bench, buttock lighting, and ten finger contact torture. But they bear the pain

and refuse to say the secrets of the Communist Party. How great it is! But some

people in front of this torture fear death, said secrets, become a traitor

slave, how shameful!

This summer camp has brought us profound educational significance, and once

again I remember the great achievements of revolutionary martyrs, and I have

learned a lot from it. We live in this happy and peaceful era, we should study

hard and grow up to serve our motherland!

We know the Internet is playing a more and more important part in our daily life. On the Internet, we can get as much information as we can. We can send e-mails to our friends and talk to them as well. Besides, on the Internet we can read books, enjoy music and watch ball games. We can also do

shopping without leaving our homes. But many students spend too much time playing Internet games. They waste a lot of time.

We must make good use of the Internet.

Summer is here, and the sun is closest. There is no school, and there will be lots of time today; time for a picnic; and time to play, time for a boat race up stream and down, time to go shopping and see the town; time for a story and singing a song when dinner is over. Today is long——the longest day in all the year

Childhood in my grandmothers house, saw the hen sat in the nest to scare

her, shedid not run, I felt very unusual.

Go and ask the Father knows, the hen is sitting, I am very surprised. At

the same time, there is a strange idea -- the hen can hatch the chicken, I also

have hatched chicks! So, I also got some egg on the quilt, and then he climbed

into bed lying in bed, put the egg on your ass..

I thought: I can also be hatched chicks, I am great superman!

But after several hours did not see a little action, I urgent cry.