空姐的英语自我介绍最新20篇

A new semester approaching, we stand on a new starting point, faced with greater challenges, I am well aware that this is not an easy way to take, but Once we mastered the knack of this, it is exciting to wait for the better tomorrow. After the study, in order to have a correct direction, I devised a study plan. First, there must be confidence, confidence is the first secret of success, both in life and in learning, self-confidence is crucial. No matter how tomorrow, but today has come, grasp this is the most sen sible choice. No matter how great the gap between themselves and others, but to enter the second semester, and it is a new beginning, always believe they can be successful.

新的学期，新的希望，新的起点，在这充满希望的季节里，同学们带着笑脸重返集体。过去，我们在这个温暖的大家庭里互助互爱、努力奋斗，经历风雨和阳光；今天，我们不分彼此，团结互助，共同成长。新学期，我们又站在了一个新的起点，面临着更大的挑战，我深知，这条路不好走，但是，同学们要记住：进入状态，学习就是享受；心情浮躁，闲着也是痛苦。请同学们一定要满怀信心，自信是成功的第一秘诀，无论在生活，还是在学习中，自信是至关重要的，不管明天怎样，但今天已经到来，

把握今天才是最明智的选择，不管自己与别人有多大的差距，但是，步入第二学期，这又是一个新的开始，俗话说：“良好的开端等于成功的一半。”愿我们在仅剩的4个多月中携手奋力拼搏，我坚信，同学们一定会满怀信心地走向成功，收获更多成功的喜悦！

Good morning，ladies and gentlemen. I am Leo from Guangzhou Zhengxin International School. I am a sunny boy. My family love me and I love them too. My mom works very hard every day. She comes home very late in the evening. Do you know how to help the parents at home? Let me tell you about that.

女士们先生们早上好，我来自广州正心国际学校，我是阳光男孩，我们全家都很爱我，我也很爱他们，每天爸爸妈妈工作都很努力，晚上都很晚下班，你知道如何在家中去帮助妈妈吗？让我告诉你

Usually my dad cooks for us. Sometimes I help my dad to wash the vegetables. Sometimes I set the table. I always wash the dishes when we finish eating. After I finish my homework I often water the flowers. I also look after my pet fish. I feed the fish before I go to bed.

有时我爸爸会给我们煮饭，那我也会，帮助我爸爸去洗菜，摆餐具，饭后我总是习惯去洗碗，写玩作业后我会主动去浇花，以及在睡觉之前我会去喂鱼。

I really enjoy helping my parents at home. Do you think I am a helpful boy? I think so! Thank you! 我很喜欢帮助爸爸妈妈去做事，你觉得我是一个好帮手吗？我想我是！谢谢！

Good afternoon and nice to see you at this sunny afternoon.

I am very glad to be here for interview.

My name is YYX . I come from DLUFL and my major is english special lised in business.

Computer, books, films and climbing moutains are my favourite.

I have been a class president for nearly 4 years, and I also have been an interpreter at Dalian Garment Fair for twice.

I think all these exprience and my responsibility, creating thinking and passion would make me qualify for this job.

And whats more, my laptop computer is HP, so I have a better way to recgonize HP.

I believe that it would be a challenge and a chance for me to be a HP man.

Thats all ,Thank you so much!

尊敬的领导：

您好!

我是XX师范学院英语系XX届的一名毕业生，怀着对贵校的尊重与向往，我真诚地写了这封 自荐 信，向您展示一个完全真实的我，希望贵校能接纳我成为其中的一员。

我十分珍惜在校的学习时间，不断从各个方面完善自己。一方面，我刻苦攻读、认真务学，每个学期都以优秀的成绩完成规定学科的学习，大学二年级，我以良好的成绩通过了 英语专业四级的 考试 ，现在，我正以饱满的热情准备着专业八级的 考试 。我还利用课余时间在XX大学辅修了计算机网络二专业，并顺利通过 考试 ，取得结业证书。另一方面，为早日成为合格的人民教师，我认真学习教学法，借鉴中外教学经验，努力探索一种既符合国情教育，又能发挥学生主观能动性的教学方法，从而提高教学质量和学生的 英语 水平。在大四开学初的实习中，我的方法得到初步验证，受到师生的一致赞扬，以优秀的实习成绩完成了实习工作。

在课余时间里，我喜欢阅读各类书籍，从书中汲取养料来充实自己、更新观念、开拓胸怀，除了读书，适当的体育运动对我来说也是必不可少的，强健的身体是进行工作的前提，因此，每天我都会进行适量的体育活动。

大学伊始，经同学选举，我担任了班级团支部组织委员。充实的大学生活，极大地丰富了我的知识，也增长了我在组织领导方面的才能，这也是当好一名教师的必备条件。大学二年级，开始担任班级团支书，任职以来，我积极配合校、系分团委的各项工作，因时制宜地开展各种校内外活动，拓宽了大家的视野，丰富了大学的学习生活，我班团支部也因此被评为“系优秀团支部”，我本人则被评为“系优秀团干部”、“校优秀团员”等称号，并参加了校第十六期党校学习班，对于校、系学生会组织的各项活动，我也积极参与，我与同学编排的英语短剧，在系英语短剧大赛中获第一名，并应邀参加了学校的文艺汇演，受到全校师生的好评。

在我进行人生第一次事业选择的时候，我毫不犹豫地选择了贵校，因为我相信贵校在阁下您的领导下具有广阔的发展前景和美好的未来。同时我也期盼着得到贵校的肯定及阁下的认同，成为一名优秀的人民教师。我一定会为之而努力!

盼望着早日得到您的佳音!祝贵校事业蒸蒸日上!

此致

敬礼!

自荐人：XXX

XX年X月X日

[英语专业求职自我介绍

Gooda fternoon,teachers! My name is XuLulu. I`m 11. I come from Class1 Grade 5 of TongPu No.2Primary School. There are 4 people in my family. My father is tall. My motheris pretty.My sister has a long hair. And I`m a good student. However, my homeis near the school, I often get up early. Because I must work hard. afterschool, I like playing computer games and reading books. I`d like to eatapples. They are sweet and healthy. And I like Tuesday best. We have English,music, computer and P.E. on Tuesdays. My math teacher is Miss Huang. Her classis so much fun. So my favourite class is math. And I like Chinese and English,too. This is me. An active girl. Please remember XuLulu. Thank you very much!

It’s my honor to introduce myself. My name is XXX, I am fromXXCountyXXProvince, December XXXX I was born in a poor family, and my parents are farmers, I love and respect them very much. We were delight with my becoming a fresh man in September 1997. Luckily, I was permitted to be a graduate student after 4 years colorful life on campus. I received my Bachelor degree2001 inXX Institute of Science and Technology, then a Master degree2004 inXX University of Science and Technology. For those 7 years my major was Die Design. Before I received my Master degree, I had done the subject of XXXXXXXXXXX. For the past 3 years, I have been inXXXXXXCollege, where I have been and still am a teacher. I teach students Machine Design etc. I have published more than 10 first-author papers.

That’s all, thanks!

Everybody likes a small animal! Such as dogs, cats, turtles and so on. My home have a pet dog. He is a little yellow, his whole body is yellow. He has a pair of watery big eyes. Yellow is a little male dog. When he grow up, can help us tube of the house.

One day, the little yellow swept away.com by the bad guys to catch, I was so sad. I want to, I later cant play with you, a little yellow. A few days later, huang came back again, I dont mention how happy heart.

Huang, you are my good friend, bring me a lot of fun. I really like you.

I -- a lively and cheerful handsome young boy, self-introduction composition. A ball like a ball face, a pair of sincere big eyes, revealing my usual some naughty, wearing sportswear is my favorite. But the fly in the ointment is that they are short.

I am a very outgoing person. Although I am a little naughty, I have a sense of justice. On one occasion, I saw a beggar on the side of the road beg for a fashionable young lady, but was scolded by the young lady. I watched, piranhas blunt go up, angrily said to her: "old woman was poor, ask you for money, you can find a reason to refuse, why do this to old woman? Yes, you are rich and outwardly beautiful, but your heart is ugly. At this time, other people around, the big sister hurriedly cover the face hurriedly walk, the primary school 5th grade composition "self-introduction composition". I quickly gave my mother my pocket money to my grandma. I left quietly in the admiration of the people around me.

I have a wide range of hobbies, such as long-distance running, high jump, long jump and football. I love all these extracurricular activities. But riding a scooter on the weekend is my favorite, it brings me endless fun. After finishing my homework every weekend, I would drag my mother to the amusement park to play, at least two hours. One of the best, I wore two pairs of shoes in two weeks.

Read this, you will think I am very naughty, naughty. However, I have to work harder in my study because of my usual craziness, so as to ensure my academic performance goes up in a straight line. This semester, I also worked as the class monitor in the class, the teacher so valued me, I will redouble efforts.

I have a naughty puppy. The puppy was with a white hair, and the puppy ran like a snowball on a roll. A pair of round yo and clever eyes hidden in the long hair, a pair of ears vigilant listening to all the suspicious sound around. The puppy is also long with a pair of sharp claws, the tail erected tall, it is very arrogant. Puppy is very fierce, as long as a little to hear what or see what, will issue a warning, ready to fight.

My dog is not only naughty, but also very rich sense of music. One day, I am free to do nothing, they put the music. Who knows, the dog heard, the bones do not bite, and immediately came to the tape recorder, I guess the dog may be found that the music came from the tape recorder! Puppy in the recorder next to the squat, while listening to music, The side of the music with the rhythm of the tail to shake over, really like a small musician in the command of the band!

Puppy special love to eat biscuits, I take this opportunity to the dog when the fish, I first took out a slender bamboo, and then with a line in the other end of the bamboo, and then a piece of milk Come past the past, confused the puppy dazzled, I suddenly stopped shaking, the biscuits hanging in front of the puppy, the dog immediately over God, to the biscuit, I moved the biscuit behind the dog, let it rush Empty It lasted for several minutes. Puppy pretend to retreat, I immediately relaxed vigilance, who knows the dog quickly turned to bite biscuits, thanks to my reaction fast, puppy biting line. I want to pull back the line, then hard pull, but I am more energetic, puppy pull tight. I thought: it seems unable to storm, can only get, I stopped the attack, the dog thought I surrendered, they are prepared to enjoy the biscuits, I take advantage of this opportunity, forced a pull, the biscuits back to my hands The

This is my home naughty puppy, do you like it?

My name is Li Haiqing. I am a local person who is 21years old. I am from

chongqing and I am of the opinion that my hometown is a beautiful city.

Moreover, I would like to say something about my family. I have my mother

,my father,and my elder sisther,they love me very much,I know my parents have so

much hops and dreams for me。So I must study well.

I have the confidence because I have such ability! I am kind-hearted,

patient, outgoing and creative. I am a hard working student especially do the

thing I am interested in. I will try my best to resolve any problem no matter

how difficult it is. I always believe that one will easily lag behind unless he

keeps on learning.

In spare time, I like reading books, surfing on the Internet, listening to

music like, classic, or light music, because they can make me feel relaxed.

Nobody could keep on working efficiently, therefore proper amusement is a must.

In addition,() I insist on do some physical training such as running, and

horizontal bar as well. By doing this, I can always stay healthy.

Thatrsquo;s all. Thank you for giving me such a valuable opportunity!

First tell me about my weakness, my weakness is in learning is very sloppy,

the class is not listening, have time to do little affectations; Class I seldom

raise your hand to answer questions, dont write homework seriously, always so

so, a homework there are many wrong topic, few of the topic.

I like to dance, because every time the holiday I let my mother sent me to

learn to dance, since then I fell in love with the dance, dancing can bring me

happiness and laughter; Would it be possible for me to have a quick response;

Can also give me joy of the dream.

I like singing, because singing throat is good to me, since then I fell in

love with singing. Singing has a characteristic is singing and dancing.

But, I have a bad habit, every day home from school homework slowly, always

let mom and dad would be angry.

Ha ha, this is me, a little girl who love singing, dancing.

From now on, I must get rid of all these bad temper, do a study seriously,

to do things, not careless good students, teachers and students, please help me,

supervision and I, thank the teacher and classmates for help, let me get rid of

the bad habit.

先说说我的缺点吧，我的缺点就是在学习上非常的马虎，上课的时候一点也不认真听讲，有时光做小动作;上课的时候我很少举手回答问题，写作业的时候一点都不认真，总是马马虎虎的，一写作业就有许多的错题，没有几个对题。

我喜欢跳舞，因为每当放假的时候我就让妈妈送我学跳舞，从那时起我就爱上了跳舞，跳舞可以给我带来快乐和欢笑;可以让我反应快;也可以给我带来快乐的梦想。

我喜欢唱歌，因为唱歌对我的嗓子好，从那时起我就爱上了唱歌。唱歌有一个特点就是可以边唱歌边跳舞。

可是，我有一个坏毛病，每天放学回家都慢慢地写作业，老是让爸爸妈妈生气。

哈哈，这就是我，一个爱唱歌、跳舞的小姑娘。

从现在起，我一定要把以上这些不好的毛病都改掉，做一个学习认真，做事不马虎的好学生，请老师和同学们帮助我，监督我，谢谢老师和同学的帮助，让我改掉这个坏毛病。

I am a third year master major in automation at Shanghai Jiao Tong University, P.R.China.

With tremendous interest in Industrial Engineering, I am writing to apply for acceptance into your Ph.D.graduate program.In 1995, I entered the Nanjing University of Science & Technology (NUST) -- widely considered one of the China’s best engineering schools.

During the following undergraduate study, my academic records kept distinguished among the whole department.

I was granted First Class Prize every semester, and my overall GPA(89.5/100) ranked No.

1 among 113 students.

In 1999, I got the privilege to enter the graduate program waived of the admission test.

I selected the Shanghai Jiao Tong University to continue my study for its best reputation on Combinatorial Optimization and Network Schedu ling where my research interest lies.

At the period of my graduate study, my overall GPA(3.77/4.0) ranked top 5% in the department.

In the second semester, I became teacher assistant that is given to talented and matured students only.

This year, I won the Acer Scholarship as the one and only candidate in my department, which is the ultimate accolade for distinguished students endowed by my university.

Presently, I am preparing my graduation thesis and trying for the honor of Excellent Graduation Thesis.

Research experience and academic activity，When a sophomore, I joined the Association of AI Enthusiast and began to narrow down my interest for my future research.

In 1997, I participated in simulation tool development for the schedu ling system in Prof.

Wang’s lab.

With the tool of OpenGL and Matlab, I designed a simulation program for transportation schedu ling system.

It is now widely used by different research groups in NUST.

In 1998, I assumed and fulfilled a sewage analysis & dispose project for Nanjing sewage treatment plant.

This was my first practice to convert a laboratory idea to a commercial product.

In 1999, I joined the distinguished Professor Yu-Geng Xis research group aiming at Network flow problem solving and Heuristic algorithm research.

Soon I was engaged in the FuDan Gene Database Design.

My duty was to pick up the useful information among different kinds of gene matching format.

Through the comparison and analysis for many heuristic algorithms, I introduced an improved evolutionary algorithm -- Multi-population Genetic Algorithm.

By dividing a whole population into several sub-populations, this improved algorithm can effectively prevent GA from local convergence and promote various evolutionary orientations.

It proved more efficiently than SGA in experiments, too.

In the second semester, I joined the workshop-schedu ling research in Shanghai Heavy Duty Tyre plant.

The schedu ling was designed for the rubber-making process that covered not only discrete but also continuous circumstances.

To make a balance point between optimization quality and time cost, I proposed a Dynamic Layered Schedu ling method based on hybrid Petri Nets.

The practical application showed that the average makespan was shortened by a large scale.

I also publicized two papers in core journals with this idea.

Recently, I am doing research in the Composite Predict of the Electrical Power system assisted with the technology of Data Mining for Bao Steel.

I try to combine the Decision Tree with Receding Optimization to provide a new solution for the Composite Predictive Problem.

This project is now under construction.

Besides, In July 2000, I got the opportunity to give a lecture in English in Asia Control Conference (ASCC) which is one of the top-level conferences among the world in the area of control and automation.

In my senior year, I met Prof.

Xiao-Song Lin, a visiting professor of mathematics from University of California-Riverside, I learned graph theory from him for my network research.

These experiences all rapidly expanded my knowledge of English and the understanding of western culture.

I hope to study in depth .

In retrospect, I find myself standing on a solid basis in both theory and experience, which has prepared me for the Ph.D.program.

My future research interests include: Network Schedu ling Problem, Heuristic Algorithm research (especially in GA and Neural network), Supply chain network research, Hybrid system performance analysis with Petri nets and Data Mining.

Please give my application materials a serious consideration.

Thank you very much.

[外企英语面试自我介绍

I‘m twelve years old.I am a student of Class 1,Grade 7.I like playing

basketball and reading.My favourite fruit are banans and apples.Also,I like

eating hamburgers.I am a good student in my class.I like English and math

because they are interesting.Im friendly.I like sports.Do you want me to be your

friend?

I like this hotel management professional,because I like to live in a

strict order of the management environment.I have my professional

self-confidence and hope,as long as the efforts will be fruitful,this is my

motto.Since I chose this profession,I will follow this path,effort,perseverance

path.

Thank you teachers.I finished presentation.

这是今年十二岁的梅。我是1班的一名学生，7年级。我喜欢打篮球和读书。我最喜欢的水果是香蕉和苹果。另外，我喜欢吃汉堡。我在班里是一个好学生。我喜欢英语和数学，因为它们很有趣。我很友好。我喜欢运动。你想让我成为你的朋友吗?我喜欢酒店管理这个专业，是因为我喜欢生活在一个严格管理秩序的环境。我对我的专业充满自信和希望，只要努力，就会有收获，这是我的座右铭。既然我选择了这个专业，我会走这条路，努力的，坚持不懈的走下去。我的介绍完了。

While walking in the school , I am attracted by a yellow , its blooming

winter jasmine ! Yes ,Spring is coming , in every corner of the earth is full of Spring !

Spring scenery is so beautiful . Looking at the blossom and the green leaves on the trees I still remembered the flowers falling down last year , the yellow leaves dancing in the air last autumn ,but now ,I just see them flashing in the sunlight ! I like to smell the fragrance of flowers , to see the new green trees and hear the singing of small birds . Besides, the climate of spring is pleasant . During the spring , we can take on lighter clothes without worrying whether we will catch a cold !

I love this beautiful season , no matter in the school or outside can we feel the spring everywhere . I love this meaningful season , because its full of vitality ,full of hope !

Living in a city has both advantages and disadvantages. It is often easier to find work. There are always many choices of public transport. Besides, there are a lot of interesting things to do and places to see. You can eat in good restaurants, visit museums, go to cinemas and go to parks whenever you want to relax. However, living in a city is often very expensive. You must find a well-paid job, otherwise, you will not be able to afford the things you will do. Whats more, the city is always crowded, noisy and dirty. It is very difficult to find a good place where people can enjoy peace and fresh air as in the countryside.

The Great Wall

The Great Wall runs across North China like a huge dragon,It winds its way from west to east,across deserts,over mountains,through valleys till at last it reaches the sea.Its the longest wall on the earth,also one of the wonders in the world.

The Great Wall has a history of more than 2000 years.The first part was built during the Spring and Autumn Period.All the walls were joined up in Qin Dynasty.All tile work was done by hand.Thousands of people died while building the wall.Thus the Great Wall came into existence.

Since then,it has been rebuilt and repaired many times.Now the Great Wall,the admiration of the world,has taken on a new look.Its visited by large numbers of people from all partsof thecountry and the world.

长城

长城,像一条巨龙横亘华北地区,它穿过沙漠,越过高山,跨过山谷,由西到东蜿蜒曲折,最后到达大海.它是地球上最长的墙,也是世界奇迹之子.

长城有2000多年的历史.它开始修建于春秋时期.秦朝时,所有的城墙联结在一起.所有工作都是用手完成的,成千上万的人在修建长城时死去.长城就是这样出现的.

目前为止,长城重修多次.现在的长城面貌一新,迎接来角全国和全世界各地的游客.

I was born in Xiangtan,Huan.Its a beautiful place.I love it very much.

Now please let me tell you something about my hometown--Hunan Province.

Hunan Province is in the south of China,which covers an area of 211,800 square kilometers.The population is about 66 million and the capital city is Changsha.

There are many places of interest in Hunan,such as Zhangjiajie and Mount Heng.And a lot of famous persons were born here like Mao Zedong and Zeng Guofan.

Hunan is rich in natural resources.And it has made great achievements in economic development.

I love my hometown.And welcome to visit it!

When I was five years old, my mother decided to send me to learn dance

class, at first, I was afraid, because I knew nobody there. But as when I went

there, I found there were a lot of children who were at my age, we became

friends soon. Now I like the dance class so much, I can dance with my friends,

we have great fun.

My favourite cartoon character is doraemon.he gets to a boys home by a magic machine.the boys name is daxiong and they become good friends.daxiong always meets problems.but he doesnt like the mouse.

Doraemon loves dousha cake a lot.doraemon helps him every time.doraemon is very lovely and he always makes me happy.

我最喜欢的卡通人物是多拉A梦.他通过一架神奇的机器来到了一个叫大雄的孩子的家里,并和他成为了好朋友.大雄总是遇到麻烦.多拉A梦不喜欢老鼠。

多拉A梦很喜欢铜罗烧(其实就是豆沙饼),他在大雄有困难的时候都会给他帮助.多拉A梦很可爱也总是让我很快乐。

The Longhu villa in my hometown Pengshui County, where the fog is floating, (.) is a magical and beautiful place.

The flag up to an altitude of about 1000 meters high, halfway up the mountain air is very sweet, very refreshing. The mountain long rows of trees under the tree is a wild profusion of vegetation, and insects and other small animal snake, so you walk can hear small animal sounds.

The most interesting, is that the top of the thick fog, one or two months a year, on the top of the mountain will have a thick layers of fog, you can put the fog blowing a "hole" in one breath, but it closed in neither fast nor slow, steep peak, have a piece of egg shaped stone. Its a good place to watch the fog, but prone to hallucinations sitting on the stone, you will feel as if you are sitting in the clouds is Sun Wukong, somersault cloud, all of a sudden to jump down! And its easy to sit on the stone and jump down! You know, this stone is surrounded by a cliff! So, its better not to sit on the stone, because its a safe one!

导语:自我介绍是向别人展示你自我介绍 好不好，甚至直接关系到你给别人的第一印象的好坏及以后交往的顺利与否。同时，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理英语2分钟自我介绍资料，欢迎阅读参考。

I, the surname li mingfei Yang, nine years old is more than enough, ten years old is not enough, the Chinese teacher still plays say I what “ The wind rises in the wind. Maybe dads taking this. Yang & throughout; I have not the slightest sense of flying. I feel that I am as ordinary as a grain of sand. It is the kind of material that I cannot find in the haystack.

I am not tall, thin like a chopstick, belonging to the malnourishment type, only the sound also has the dignity, singing the song to hong liang like the bell, the momentum is extraordinary, quite has the lingering sound of the potential. My mother always told people that the food in yangyang in my family was full of sound. Hey hey, anyway also do not have white eat, at least also calculate come in use, tube it. I havent learned much yet, and the high bridge of the nose is set up. Telescope & throughout; . Grandpa told me that I was the future. Scholars & throughout; Is it not clear to me that scholars are not scholars? Only because of the long time to receive glasses. Oppression & throughout; The small eyes have turned into a “ The sight & throughout; , the bridge of the nose is crushed and mouth “ Hug & throughout; . This has become an indisputable fact.

I love telling jokes. Every time I tell a joke, there will always be a great audience. Fans & throughout; ? Every time they told a joke, they would laugh their head off, not to laugh, but to laugh, to climb on the bench, to the waist, or even to climb on the ground, to roll. Once, a friend finish listen to my jokes, laughs at sitting on the ground, as there is a pool of water, waiting for him to react when drenched in pants, we began to laugh at him urine trousers.

What? Do you have any hobbies? That still use say, can say is all sorts of different, linlang, xi xi, words heavy. But to say my favorite hobby, Im reading books. On this occasion, my father was watching the football match on TV, and I said that I would like to go to my grandmothers house, and my father nodded and agreed. I go to the toilet, I want to be convenient to go to, did not think the lavatory to put my favorite "childrens literature", wow, many good opportunity ah! God help me, too. My father was afraid that my eyes were too nearsighted and serious, always against me, today he watched the ball game I read a book, exactly two, so I sit directly on the toilet, with relish to look up. The trip to grandmas house had been thrown out of the sky. I didnt know how long it was before I heard my dad calling my grandmother, as if he had mentioned me. Later, I heard my father call my mother and three aunts, and I didnt know what to say. It seemed to be a little urgent, and then I heard my father coming downstairs. It is important to read books when you have to do so much. What a new discovery! Later, read a book to come here, god undetected, no one disturb, how quiet!

About an hour or so, dad came back, I dont care the story was provoked laughed, dad heard the sound of the toilet, and opened the door a look, see I was reading a book, sitting on the toilet at that time I was so angry fire emit three zhangs, scold I didnt go to grandmas, had they been looking all over for me, also almost called the police, I have a look awful, apologized to his father as quickly. & other; Did you not see that the baby didnt go out? Throughout the &; Mom, thanks to my mom helping me out, dad didnt do it. & hellip;

This is me, a one-belly joke, a little boy with an addiction to books.

我，姓李名飞阳，九岁已有余，十岁尚不足，语文老师还戏说我什么“大风起兮云飞扬”，也许是爸爸把这个“阳”字起别了的缘故吧，我丝毫没有飞起来的感觉，倒觉得自己平凡得如一粒沙子，是属于扎在草堆里找不到的那种料。

我个子不高，瘦得像一根筷子，属于营养不良型，只有声音还撑体面，唱起歌来洪亮如钟，气势非凡，颇有余音绕梁之势。妈妈常跟人说，我家阳阳吃的饭全长在声音上了。嘿嘿，反正也没有白吃，至少也算派上用场了，管它呢。还没有学到多少知识，那个高高的鼻梁上就架起了一副“望远镜”。爷爷总私心地说我是未来的“学者”，学者不学者，难道我自己还不清楚吗？只是由于长时间受眼镜的“压迫”，本来不大的眼睛变成了“一线天”，鼻梁被压得差点和嘴巴“拥抱”。这可已成为不争的事实。

我很爱讲笑话。每次讲笑话时，总会有许多铁杆听众，也算“粉丝”吧？每讲完一段笑话，他们准会笑得前俯后仰，不是笑得肚子痛，就是笑得爬在板凳上，直不起腰来，有的甚至干脆爬在地上，打起滚来。有一次，一个小伙伴听完我的笑话，一下子笑得坐在地上，正巧那儿有一滩水，等他反应过来时，裤子已经湿透了，我们又开始笑他尿裤子了。

啥？你问我有没有爱好？那还用说，可以说是五花八门、琳琅满目，嘻嘻，言重了吧。不过要说我最大的爱好嘛，还得数看书了。有这么一次，爸爸在看电视上的足球赛，我说想去奶奶家，爸爸点了点头，算是同意了。我走进厕所，本想方便一下就去的，没想到厕所里放着我最爱看的《儿童文学》，哇，多好的机会啊！真是天助我也。平时爸爸怕我眼睛近视严重，总是防着我，今天他看球赛我看书，正好两不误，于是我就直接坐在马桶上，津津有味地看了起来。去奶奶家的事早被抛到九霄云外了。也不知过了多久，听见爸爸在给奶奶打电话，好像还提到了我。后来又听到爸爸给妈妈和三姨她们一个个打电话，不知在说着什么，好像还有点急，紧接着听见爸爸下楼的声音。管那么多干啥，机不可失，时不再来，看书要紧。这可是个新的发现啊！以后看书就到这儿来，神不知鬼不觉的，没人打扰，多清静呀！

大约一小时左右吧，爸爸回来了，我不小心被文中的故事惹得笑出了声，爸爸听见了厕所里的声音，打开门一看，见我正坐在马桶上看书，当时就气得火冒三丈，骂我没有去奶奶家，害得他们到处找我，还差点儿报了警，我一看大事不妙，就赶忙向爸爸认错。“你一个大活人就没有发现娃没有出门吗？”还是妈妈好，多亏妈妈帮我解围，爸爸才算没有动手，唉，好险啊……

这就是我，一个一肚子笑话，看书成瘾的小男孩。