笑死人的一封信三篇 作文英语(精选20篇)

As a child， I am very naughty and forget about what my mother tells me. One

time， I go back home very late. When I see my mother， she smiles at first and

then turns angry， because she has told me before if I go home late， I must tell

her in advance. I let my mother heart-broken. I feel sorry and promise it wont

happen again.

Dear Yong

Hello! Thank you for accompanying us to grow up, let us feel the loving

care of a mother, you work hard every day, let us learn more knowledge.

I remember one time I and some dictation did not get 100 points, so I have

to stay to review the dictation. It was more than five oclock at that time. I

still didnt get all the dictation right the second time. You said to us, "its

too late, go home! Review well and dictation tomorrow. " In the afternoon of the

next day, I didnt get 100 points, so you left us to tutor alone after class

from Monday to Friday, but I never got 100 points. So you are very angry and

ask, "Wang Ziyi! Why didnt you get 100 points? Think about it. Is that your

level? " Its already more than six oclock after you severely criticized me.

You let me go home to review and dictation next time. Later, I finally got full

marks through hard work. I also remember that you told me to study hard and

steadfast!

Oh! Mr. Yong, you are more like us. No matter how hard you work and how

angry you are, you also patiently teach us to learn. You are really a good

teacher!

I will study hard in the future and live up to your expectations.

I wish you success in your work and happy every day!

Your student: Wang Ziyi

Though I was born in an ordinary family, I live the happy life. My parents

will stand by my side when I meet trouble, especially my mother. She will cook a

lot of delicious food, so I am so excited to come back home from school. I know

my mother has prepared great food for me. What a great happiness for me.

Lou Gehrig: Farewell to Baseball AddressFans, for the past two weeks you

have been reading about the bad break I got.

Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.I

have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but

kindness and encouragement from you fans.

Look at these grand men.

Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career just to

associate with them for even one day?Sure I’m lucky.Who wouldn’t consider it an

honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of baseball’s greatest

empire, Ed Barrow? To have spent six years with that wonderful little fellow,

Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding

leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today,

Joe McCarthy?Sure I’m lucky.When the New York Giants, a team you would give your

right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift - that’s something.

When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats

remember you with trophies -- that’s something.

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in

squabbles with her own daughter -- that’s something.When you have a father and a

mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body

-- it’s a blessing.When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and

shown more courage than you dreamed existed -- that’s the finest I know.So, I

close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but Ive got an awful

lot to live for.

I like to eat different kinds of delicious food ， however， my favorite food

is dumplings. In my spare time ， I like to make dumplings with my mother . I

think home-made dumplings are more delicious than those in supermarket .My

mother knows I love to eat them ，so she makes dumplings at every weekend . I

prefer eating dumplings . How about you ?

My favourite fruit is apples.Big apples are very sweet,but small appies are

sour.Theyre sweet and tasty.My favourite apples are red and big.They are

healthy and good for me.I dont like grapes. Theyre sour.

Do you like my favourite fruit? What about you ?

【参考翻译】

我最喜欢的水果是苹果。大苹果很甜,但小的确是酸的。他们很甜,很好吃。我最喜欢的苹果又红又大。他们是健康的,对我身体好。我不喜欢葡萄。他们是酸的。

你喜欢我最喜欢的水果吗?你呢?

I like apples and oranges.Apples are red.Oranges are orange.They all look

lovely and nice.They also taste sweet and they are good for my healeh.So,Im

healthy.One day,my mum bought some apples home.I quickly washed one and ate

it.Seeing my happy smile,my mother said :"Lovely apple,cute girl(boy)."I also

like share them with my best friends.I hope everyone can be healhy and like

apples.

老爸写给老妈的爆笑情书

老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪，但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封情书，老妈都笑得前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼，老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书，看了真的是一喚，我的天!很有一套喔!

下面就是当年老爸写给老妈的爆笑情书

亲爱的王小姐：

自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上了你。你的眼睛闭上,我就死了;你的眼睛打开，我又活过来;你的眼睛眨啊眨，我就死去活来!

也许你不记得我，没有关系，当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情。

我想应该介绍一下自己。我叫李大伟，今年25岁。我家有四口人——爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。

喜欢你的人

《老爸写给老妈的爆笑情书

真的是很有意思哦，林子大了什么鸟都有!这个可爱的老爸超级无敌强啊，换作今天也能虏

获不少芳心啊!

Honorable judges and dear friends：

Can you do the same thing every day for 10 years，or even longer?

Can you help anyone who you’ve never known before? I asked these questions to my young students when teaching English this winter break. So what were their answers?

Well, they just looked at me bewilderingly. And then they smiled at me in silence. Indeed, how cute and innocent that smlie was, but how seriously my heart was hurt. I was just too frightened to keep listening to more answers like that. So,most of us cannot do it. But LeiFeng can.

LeiFeng died when he was only 22, but he remained a great deal of spiritual wealth to us.

LeiFeng likes reading books. No matter when and where, no matter how busy he was, he always took 5 hours a day to do some reading. So he became smarter and smarter through his tough perseverance.

So my dear friends, it is perseverance that keeps us continually doing something that is valuable or admirable in spite of any difficulties and discouragement. It is perseverance that keeps us renowned in due course.

In summer, the weather is hot. We should drink more water, because we sweat

a lot in hot days. But I prefer to eat fruits. Watermelon, apple and grape are

my most favorites. They are all rich in water. There is a saying that an apple a

day keeps the doctor away. Fruits are good to our body. There are many kinds of

vitamins in fruits. Besides, some people do not like drinking water, so they can

eat fruits instead. I am one of them.

Today the crime rate in cities of our country is rising. Many citizens

often complain about the thefts and robberies that have taken palce in the areas

they live in and appeal to the governments at all levels to take effective

measures to reduce the crime rate.

如今犯罪发生率在我国众多城市呈现出上升趋势。许多公民常常抱怨在他们生活的地方，偷窃和抢劫常发生。他们希望各级政府能采取有效措施来减少犯罪发生率。

Faced with criminals, some people are so frightened that they shamelessly

give up the fight and other people turn a blind eye to them. However, some

people are brave enough, to risk their lives to fight the criminals.Their

fearless actions prevented the criminals from doing evils, saved the victims,

and protected the public properties.

面对罪犯，好些人因为过于害怕而无耻地放弃了斗争，和其他人一样，睁一只眼闭一只眼。可是，还是有些人有足够的勇气与罪犯斗争。他们无惧罪犯的行动阻止了犯罪分子做邪恶的事情，拯救了受害者并保护了公共财产。

To reduce the crime rate, we all the people should receive a law education.

Criminals must be severely punished. Meanwhile we should set up a foundation to

reward those who fight criminals. It is also important to call on people to

learn from those heroes and encourage more people to stand up to crime.

为了降低犯罪率，我们所有人都应该接受法制教育。罪犯必须受到严惩。同时，我们应该建立一个基金来奖励勇于与犯罪分子斗争的人。号召人们向英雄学习并鼓励更多的人抵抗犯罪也是一件非常重要的事情。

First, I would like to know, what does your destiny offer you? Happiness,

wisdom, a strong body or something else. If I had asked this question to

president Nixon, he would probably had said,”Our destiny offers not the cup of

despair, but the chalice of opportunity.”

Needless to say, one of the biggest opportunities given to China is the

2008 Olympic Games. Till now, we have used two sevenths of the preparation time.

How much changes have you seen? New roads, new subway lines, public-exercising

equipments with beautiful colors, large blocks of grass fields, and also lots of

modern gyms which are under construction.

Other than those, there are even more good effects brought to us by the

Olympic Games that cannot be seen directly. For example, more and more people

will get to know China. I’m sure the mysterious Chinese culture will attract

them strongly. And the games will also do good to the economy and environment,

for it is gaining the attention of foreign investors and the awareness of

environmental protection is being strengthened. What is more, Olympic Games give

a unique opportunity to inspire and educate a new generation of Chinese youth

with the Olympic values and the Olympic spirit. Now that we have seen so many

advances, could you even imagine us losing the holding rights?

I’ve already said a lot about the Olympics and China. But I think everyone

should use some time to think of this question, ”Does the Olympic Games have any

special meaning to you?”

For us, I mean the Chinese youth, 2008 Olympic Games is a tremendous gift.

Because what we are waiting for is to do something significant as repaying the

love given to us .The society is just like a ship, and in our dreams the captain

is waving his hand and saying ”Hey! Come here and take the helm! ”How charming

his voice is, but we have never heard of it in our true life. This morning,

however, when we wake up, we will see the Olympic Games wwaving its hand. After

chewing, most of us will have at least one plan about what to do for the Olympic

Games. And mine is to be a “comforter” ----that is someone who will give comfort

to others.

At the end of my speech, I hope all the preparation will go well, and

everyone will show their ability to the world. Let us seize opportunities and

give a big smile to challenges.

敬爱的老师:

您好!

老师，您曾在那神圣的七尺讲台，洒下您的汗水滴滴;老师，您曾亲切的教育我们;老师，您曾送过多少界届毕业班啊!老师，您把您的一生都用在学生身上，您就像一只蜡烛一样，永不停息的绽放着光和热;老师……

老师，在您接这个班以前，说实话，我的作文并不是很好，可是就是您的一句话，改变了我对作文无趣的想法：

您说过：“作文一定要真，真的事情就是从生活中积累来的。”从此，我便观察起生活，我发现了生活其实也很有趣。比如，听完同学讲的一个小笑话后有什么想法;逛街时看见有人买衣服在讲价;考试前后的心情。还有我不停的看作文书，有时觉得看没有读记得快，便一个人躲在厕所高声朗读。再加上我学了一年的作文，作文水平有了明显的提高。老师，我的点滴进步也有您的一份功劳，是您为我打下了一定的基础。

老师，9月10日那天，有好多同学都送了礼物表示感谢，我却没有送，那是因为我知道您不是希望每年都得到学生的礼物，而是每年都希望得到学生最好的成绩，因为那是学生的改变，也是对您工作的肯定。

老师，您的爱，像一股暖流，永远温暖着学生的心;老师，您的爱，又像一把熊熊燃烧的火焰，照亮我学习的前程，我将终生难忘!

老师，您辛苦了!

祝：

一帆风顺 工作顺利!

It is nighttime. The sky is black. There are tiny lights in the sky. They

are stars. There are many stars. She looks all over the sky. She sees stars

everywhere. A few stars are big. Most stars are small. She counts the stars. She

counts 86 stars. She tells her mom.

June 23, 2001

Dear Xiao Wang,

I’m very glad to learn that you’re going to visit me during the week-long

holiday. My parents will also be happy to see you again. I am sure you will

enjoy every minute here.

I have arranged our schedule for the holiday as follows. On the first day

you arrive, I’ll show you around our campus. On the second day, we’ll visit the

art gallery and the music hall. Next day, we’ll climb a hill in the northeastern

part of the city. On the top of the hill, we can have a wonderful bird’s eye

view of the city. During the next three days, we’ll make some short trips to

some places of interest nearby, such as the Swan Cave, the Golden Lake, etc. On

the last day, I’ll see you off at the railway station.

Please remember to call and tell me your train number and time of arrival

so that I can meet you at the railway station. By the way, it’s very hot here

and we have a lot of sunshine, so don’t forget to wear you sunglasses.

I’m looking forward to seeing you soon.

Sincerely yours,

Zhang Ying

Dear staff and their families

hello everyone!

"Spring comes early again", the Spring Festival of the year of the sheep is

quietly coming to us. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, principal Chen of

Taishan junior high school, together with the school leadership, extended new

years blessing and festival greetings to the hard-working staff and their

families, and extended high respect and sincere thanks to the family members who

have been caring and supporting the work of the school for a long time!

The past 2014 has been an extraordinary year. It has been a year when we

have worked hand in hand, overcome difficulties and forge ahead in unity. It has

also been a year of fruitful achievements and good news. Under the correct

leadership of the superior competent department, all the staff of our school are

in the same boat through ups and downs, unite as one, work hard and forge ahead

with determination, overcome many difficulties and strive for first-class

achievements. The school was rated as a modern school in Jiangsu Province; in

the assessment of the school by the Education Bureau, the school won the second

prize; more than 20 students entered Baoying county middle school, and a large

number of students were admitted to other senior high schools free of charge; in

the provincial supervision, the school scored high and passed the supervision of

experts, leading experts listened to 24 classes, and 23 courses were awarded

excellent grades; In the national middle school students composition contest,

Yang Yichen, a student from class 6 of junior high school, participated in the

provincial final and won the first prize. In the final examination just

finished, each grade reached or exceeded the assessment index issued by the

school at the beginning of the school year. When we are immersed in these

achievements bring us joy and joy, we will think that these gains come from the

hard work of teachers. It is you who guide students to constantly improve their

moral quality; it is you who work hard to let students broaden their horizons

and appreciate the brilliant scenery of scientific and cultural knowledge. Of

course, the achievement of these achievements is inseparable from the support of

the family members of the staff. There are also sweat and effort of the family

members in these achievements. Here we would like to sincerely say "thank you

for your hard work". Winter vacation is a holiday full of festivities, and the

Spring Festival is an auspicious and happy festival. In order to have a full and

civilized Festival, the school puts forward the following suggestions.

Give yourself more reminders. We should always pay attention to the safety

of fire, electricity and gas during the holidays. When visiting relatives and

friends, we must pay attention to guard against theft, close the doors and

windows, lock the door, and do not drive after drinking to ensure the safety of

yourself and your family. We should consciously avoid gambling, drinking, feudal

superstitious activities and indulging in the Internet. We should do more

physical exercise every day and take part in healthy and beneficial cultural and

recreational activities. Pay attention to scientific diet, dont overeat and

take good care of your body.

Give more time to study. Winter vacation has a relatively concentrated time

to be at your disposal. It is suggested that you should arrange a little time

for self "charging". On the one hand, we should sum up the experience and

lessons in the work of this semester and formulate the work plan and objectives

for the next semester; on the other hand, we can calm down to get familiar with

the curriculum standards of teaching subjects and read the textbooks for the

next semester in advance. Read one or two good books, study some education and

teaching theory, constantly enrich, enrich, improve themselves. Let thinking and

practice walk together, let oneself better adapt to the needs of classroom

teaching reform.

Give your family more care. Enjoy the family, our life journey is not

lonely, spread the family, can win the respect of others. During the Spring

Festival, lets be filial to our elders, take care of our younger ones, and keep

in touch with our friends. In particular, we should take care of our bodies,

experience the beauty of human nature and feel a better life in dedication and

care.

Finally, once again, I wish you all a safe, happy, peaceful and meaningful

festival. I wish all staff and their families a happy Spring Festival, all the

best of luck, good health and a happy family!

My mom is about 45 years old.She has long hair and very big eyes. She is a

housewife. She always helps me with my homework before she cleans the house and

prepares dinner for my whole family. She is really a nice and kind mother.

My mom is always very reasonable. All she asks for is for me to complete my

schoolwork. If I get a good mark on my test,she will be very happy. If I dont

do well,she wont get angry. She will encourage me to do better next time.

I love my mom,so I give her a hug when I get home,and tell her she is the

best mom in the world.

Dear Sir,

I am a graduate in 2012, graduating from Southwestern University of Finance and Economics. I was noticed your company is looking for a CFO and I am writing to candidate for this position. I was major in financial management in college and minor in Business. I studied very hard in school and I was perfect in my courses. I ranked top three in my college. Moreover, I took part-time jobs in summer holidays and I had an internship in a company before, which brought me great practical experience. I know your company aims to internationalization and I am sure what I learned in school would help me to be qualified to this position. The following is my resume in details that will help you to know me better. I’m looking forward to your positive reply. And Best wishes for you and your company.

Sincerely yours,

Christ

Our world is colorful.There are many kinds of color like

black，pink，white，blue，brown，green，red，gray，purple，yellow and blond。

Spring is green.The flowers are yellow，red and pink.Summer is red.Fall is

yellow.Winter is white.Trees are light green，in Spring.But trees are dark

yellow，in Fall.

I love the colorful world.

敬爱的英语老师：

您好!

我是您的学生李换双

自从初一开始，我就与您直接接触。记得刚开始我就是一名普通的

学生，后来因为我的英语成绩出众，您指定我担任英语课代表，我很高兴的接受了。从此以后，对英语除了喜爱，还有责任在此。实时的英语测验，我都得到了不错的成绩，自己心里非常高兴。但是随着时间的流逝，我的骄傲油然而生，慢慢的成绩开始下滑，有一次课堂上出题，我只得到了及格分。您给我的批语，是不理想。我看到三个大红字，在我的作业本上，心里悔恨极了。真是骄傲使人落后，耐心的听了您的讲解，改正错误，继续努力学习。

还有一次，学校食堂停电了，没有饭吃。我就去了您的家里，您拿出来自己家里的方便面和烧饼。硬要塞给我，我接受了，回去跟同学分享了，到处炫耀是您给我的，我可高兴了。如今，我就要参加中考了，马上就毕业了，马上就要离开您了。心里对您充满了感激，却又不知道该如何表达。唯一自己能做的就是，以后好好学习，找到好的工作，经常回来看望您。

最后祝愿您工作顺利，身体健康!

李换双

Dear Sir,

I saw your advertisement for

Imagine my surprise when all I got in return was a box of matches! I could understand a mistake. I might even pardon a joke. But in this case, your advertisement is a deliberate lie since a friend of mine who also sent the coupon got the same result.

I think its a shame to promise an economical lighter when in fact you are not selling a lighter a1 all. Instead of saying it works quickly, you should admit that you are offering matches. And what about

I regard your advertisement as a serious deception and demand that you send me my money back immediately. Otherwise I will take active steps to make sure the Consumers Association hear about it.

Yours faithfully,

Peter Li