笑死人的一封信三篇 作文英语(汇编20篇)

Dear Headmaster,

I am a student of our school.I,d like to say

something about the canteen service in our school.

There are 3 advantages of

canteen service in our school.First,our canteen is very clean,Second,the food is

delicious,Third,the attitude of service is good.

But it also has some

disadvantages . Such as the price of the food is high, few variety to choose

from,too long waiting time for buying food.

In my opinion,we can invite our

student to take part in the canteen for offering the help.We may let the student

list the food they like to let the canteen to make it.

I hope more and more

student will like our canteen service.

Yours，

____

I like travelling very much， this years winter vacation I went to wuxi，

Shanghai， wuzhen and zhouzhuang， really appreciate the beauty of them!

Wuzhen is the place where I was like， it is so quiet， so has the charm， let

a person fondle admiringly! It has the very big difference and zhouzhuang，

although is "small bridge， flowing water， somebody elses style， but the quiet

wuzhen is zhouzhuang not comparable! Wuzhen is not so busy， zhouzhuang so noisy，

but its style is one big scenery!

Listening to zhouzhuang singing tune， let I as if place oneself in the old

jiangnan dragon boat， a beat my heart a position. There is no noise， only the

sweet ship tune! This is shen three thousand hometown -- zhouzhuang! Beautiful

river， ancient， and with a style of old bridge， guarded the beautiful land of

this one party!

Todays wuxi， let me have to admire it， though the beautiful night view

than Shanghai， but it is also the mainland top ten charm city! The charm of it

is still in the scenery around it. For example： li garden， three kingdoms city，

water margin and Tang Cheng beautiful scenery of wuxi city， it is no wonder that

wuxi would be so charming. Shanghai is a city that never sleeps， this word is

true. On the beauty of the bund， looking at star of the Oriental pearl tower， a

kind of want to stay in Shanghai， live in Shanghai will be instantly. In the

Oriental pearl tower in Shanghai at night is really an enjoyment， sparkling the

huangpu river， those dots of lights， and there will be a very romantic feeling!

I live in the hotel in nanjing road， visit the store every night， feeling really

very good!!!!!!

Each and every one has different opinions on each place scenery， want you

to personally experience in all things.

My favorite subject is Math，I like it very much。Some students think math is

difficult，but i think math is interesting。

In my stduy time, I often practice Exercitationes，I hope to improve my Math

grade。

Thanks for my math teacher, I want to become a math teacher in the

future。

I have been to the Sigou .It was a very beautiful place,my family went

there last week ,we have cooked there,the foods were so delicious that i ate a

lots.We all had a happy time. Then,we have walked around,we have saw a lot of

stones,they have different sizes,we took the pictures,and i think they were so

beautiful. So,i also want to go to the Hainan when i finish study,because there

is sea,i love sea ,i want to go there by plane,so i will study hard now.

One day, I sit under the big tree eat the bread, the bread dregs fall

everywhere all am, while I eat the fragrance, an ant walked quietly, he saw me

to fall in the ground bread dregs, probably used the antenna to smell, crossed a

while, he then returned to its lair, transmitted the information to its

companions, told them: “Big trees under has many foods, all is we likes

eating!”Crossed a while, a big crowd of ant arrived under the tree, they start

to move the bread dregs, then the bread dregs which moves oneself toward the

lair in ships, got up before long on the platoon the long troop.Some several

ants are moving two biggest bread block son, but looks like the appearance which

they move very much use energy.Ha ha, looked like the small ant was cannot move

these two “the mountain”.At this time, also has come a big crowd of ant, they

enormous and powerful arrive in front of the bread block son, they divided into

two groups, the front ant have made an effort to pull, the behind ant made an

effort to push.Slowly, two “the mountain” is towed unexpectedly by them in the

hole. Under this I have shocked, original small ant unexpectedly like this

intelligent, they depend upon collective the strength, has together completed

the matter which this as if not impossible to complete, this matter let me

understand: The human multi-strengths are big, the people ascend the firewood

flame to be high, only then everybody unites, works as one, can do very much

well the matter.

老公申请娶二房笑死人的信：老婆的批复

尊敬的老公：

您好！在经过慎重研究并做好在家干家务活3天的心理准备下，特向您提出的申请进行回复。因为没有写过这类回复’因此有格式差错之处，您别见笑！

回复事项：娶二房

有效时间：直到你不再提出要我分摊家务活为止回复理由：

1.“娶二房并不会导致交通瘫痪、金融危机、失业高潮”，但有可能造成你半身瘫痪、家庭危机、失业在家。

2.“娶二房会增加家庭对我的吸引力，发生婚外情的几率可以降低99%，不信您试试?”这会造成你老婆的婚外情几率上升到99%，不信您试试？

3.“娶二房可以帮我分担家务，目前情况是：一个人做两个人的家务，如果娶了二房，就是两个人做三个人的家务，平均每人分担1.5的家务，而现在是2，当然您还是不需要做家务的，您毕竟是大太太嘛。”想要改变目前的情况，可以请一位保姆，这样只要1个人分担100%的家务就可以了，还省下来你给二房的供养费及求婚钻戒……

4.“娶了二房，供您使唤的就不止我一个了，你在使唤-谁的时候有了选择权，这也从客观上增加了我等的竞争压力，相信办事效果一定比娶二房之前提高33.3%,这就从客观上保证了您对生活的高要求，不信您试试?”如果要听使唤，我建议娶个男宠回家，第一不会跟您争地位，第二100%听我的话，这也客观上增加了你的竞争压力，也100%保证了我对生活的高要求。

5.“娶了二房，您就可以不生小宝宝，您不是一直担心生小宝宝的时候痛苦吗？在您的恩赐下我娶了二房的时候,这些又苦又累又痛的差使就可以交给二房去做了，而您呢,既有小宝宝陪您玩，还不要您给他擦屁屁，多美好的四人世界啊！心动不如行动，快决定吧!”可以交给代孕妇女给我们生出一男一女的龙凤胎来，多美好的四人世界啊！ 5. "If you marry the second room, you can never have a baby. Didnt you always worry about the pain when giving birth to a baby? When you marry the second room under your gift, these are bitter, tired and painful.The difference can be handed to the second house to do it, and you, you, both your baby to play with you, dont you want to give him a fart, how beautiful the four -person world!Give it to a surrogate woman to give us a dragon and phoenix who gives us a man and a woman. What a beautiful four -person world!

6.“娶了二房，您就有了贴身丫环，不会再出现我们一起逛街你到处逛、我无精打采地跟从的现象了，最重要的是，你找了个绿叶，自己做了红花。”红花都有两片绿叶衬的，两个老公正合适！

7.“娶了二房，您就多了一份自由，您不是有时候很讨厌我在您背后毛手毛脚地乱动么？如果娶了二房，只要您想自由，我就睡到另一个房间去。”我们家现在就只有一个房间。

此致

敬礼！ salute!

批复人：您的老婆

Dear Peter,

I’m very glad to know that you are a table tennis fan. So am I. Table

tennis is the national ball of China. Almost everyone in China, whether old or

young, can play it. The tables for playing it can be seen here and there, in

parks, squares and in many working places, even at some people’s homes. The

Chinese table tennis players have very excellent skills. Since 1959 when a man

named Rong Guotuan won the first world champion at the 25th World Table

Tennis

Championship, China has had many table tennis world champions, and the

Chinese people are very proud of them. Hope one day you will come to China, and

we can play a game together.

Best regards.

Yours,

Li Hua

Dear parents：

Though today is not Thanksgiving Day， I still want to tell you I love you

and thank you for what you ve done for me.

I know you are not successful people， but you give me lots of love. I know

you love me more than anything else in the world. I know you spend lots of time

and money on me. How can I return the love to you? I am deeply touched.

Sometimes I argue with you and make you angry and sad， but you always smile to

me.You never change your love to me.When something worries me，you always make me

laugh. You play pingpong with me and tell me funny stories. Though I am very

busy with my homework， I never feel stressed. I lead a happy life because of

your love.

Believe me，I will try my best to be a successful person and let you be

proud of me in the future. I love you!

Lots of love

Yours Daughter

When I grow up, I want to be an artist. I want to use my colorful pencil to

draw this wonderful world to everyone.

Some years ago, I did not know how to use the pencil to draw the picture

for my mother and my father. One day, I found I could draw animals, people,

mountains, seasons with the colorful pencils with teacher’s help. As a result, I

want to be a artist. Even though this dream is very small, but I still make my

effort. I can study drawing hardly from now on. An then I think my dream will

come true.

When I grow up, I want to be an artist. What about you? What’s your

dream?

I have a busy father. He works in a big office .He has a big company. He is

busy every day. He has many thing to do.

He has no time to go home for lunch. He gets home at 7：00 p.m. At home he

does the housework.

He cooks nice dishes for mother and me .On weekends， he often goes to the

park with me .Sometimes he goes to swim with me， too. I like to stay with my

father.

He is a good father， he is also a happy business man.

Notes:

1. Genghis Khan‘s Mausoleum 成吉思汗陵

2. Caspian Sea 里海

3. West Xia Kingdom 西夏王国

成吉思汗

Genghis Khan, "Khan of Khans", was the great leader of Mongolians. At the

end of 12th century, he united Mongolian tribes and challenged other powers to

expand his huge Mongolian empire, which extended from South China to the Caspian

Sea.

In 1277, Khan attacked the West Xia Kingdom (presently Ningxia) and

encountered strong resistance. He died of disease and age. The great emperor was

later buried secretly according to Mongolian custom. It says that after the

burial 2,000 men were slaughtered by some 800 soldiers who were in turn executed

so that the location of the real tomb remains a secret.

There are four sacrifice ceremonies held annually to commemorate the great

hero and leader of the Mongolian people. The ceremony, held on March 21st on

lunar calendar, is the grandest. After the ceremony, horse racing, archery and

wrestling are held as entertainment.

Dear friend,

I am a thirteen-year-old Chinese girl. My Chinese name is Jian Jie. Jane is

my English name. I can speak Chinese and a little English. I can teach you

Chinese if you like. And you can teach me English. Do you want to be a teacher

student?

My favorite movies are Happy Feet and Cars. Do you like them? Red and

yellow are my favorite colors. What are your favorite colors? I often play

tennis on Saturday and Sunday. It is my favorite sport. What sport do you

like?This is me, a Chinese girl. I want a pen pal in the U.S.A.

Lets be friends!OK?

Jane

It is time to go to school. He puts his books into his backpack. He puts

his arms through the straps. He puts his backpack on his back. He walks outside.

He goes to the bus stop. He stands at the bus stop. He waits for the bus. He

sees the bus.

I was one day reading the newspaper when I saw a little kid falling down

from the sky; I was the only one who can save him in time for I was on the first

floor. I rushed out of the building, and ran outside. I knew that this was very,

very extremely dangerous, but if the child falls down he will probably die of

pain. He brought a big blanket, and then a pillow, he calculated the area was a

100 percent sure that the child would not die. The child came falling, and

falling; “Poof!!” He landed on the pillow.

I was curious and glad that the child still had his life, and got a reward

of fifty pounds of gold and one bag of silver. I was very happy. But when it was

night time, I heard an “I’m coming,” noise. I woke up, and saw a big light, then

appeared a little flying cat! That was very, very strange. I rubbed my eyes, and

pinched everywhere to make sure that it wasn’t a dream. But it was true. The cat

said, “Hello, I am Plad, and I am a hero; with me you can transform and save the

day every time.”

I was astonished and said, “Excuse me, but why did you choose me?” the

flying cat replied. “Because that you saved a falling kid, and that was a

challenge to defeat. You are now my rightful owner.”

I put on a ring that the flying cat gave me, and went back to sleep. In the

morning, I decided to test out my transforming, “Plad, claw set!” and then a

strange thing happened, I transformed into “Cat no r !” I tried my powers, and

then I saw a sort of bug that I recognize, “Ladybug!” I was going to find her

when I found out that my ring was flashing, I said, “Claws off!” then I

transformed back. I was very excited to enjoy my first lesson of being cat no r

. I was quite astonished, and happy

At night, I thought I heard another noise, “Not again!” suddenly a round of

ball came to me again and said, “Don’t worry, I am Teeky, and you cat no r is

going to work with ladybug to defeat villains.”

I was astonished again, and then Teeky vanished from sight,

I decided to follow her, but I thought maybe next time, for I didn’t want

to bother the kid or girl or other people from sleeping.

And so I have got a job from Plad to save the world.

Dear teacher,

Well have a class meeting this afternoon. All of us students hope that you can attend it. Please accept our sincere invitation.

In the class meeting, we will make some plans about all the subjects, including English. We do have some puzzles and we need your help. So we hope you can set some time aside to be with us in the class meeting. We will feel honored if you can come to attend our class meeting.

Looking forward to your coming.

Summertime is the best time of the year. There is no school for months and

I get to do what I want. With no tests and no homework, Im as free as a

bird.

夏季是一年中最好的时光。(几个)月不用去学校并且我可以做自己想做的事。没有考试、没有作业，我自由地像只小鸟。

I do many things during the summer vacation. I relax by reading books and

watching TV. I also hang out with my friends or travel with my family. However,

I dont only play in summer. I take advantage of the free time to learn more.

For example, last summer I learned to swim. This summer I might study computers

or English. Summer vacation flies by fast, so its important to do as much as

you can.

暑假期间，我可以做很多事。我通过阅读与看电视放松自己。我也常常与朋友一起打发时间或者与家人一起去旅游。可是，暑假期间，我并不只是游玩。我充分利用闲暇时间去学习更多的(知识)。举例来说，去年暑假，我就学习游泳。这个暑假，我可能会学习计算机或英语(知识)。暑期过得很快，所以，对于你而言，应该尽可能做更多的事。

dear leo,

how are you?

tem-4 is around the corner. according to the teachers’ telling, i know passing tem4 is not an easy thing. although it may not be too difficult to pass it, getting a high mark needs hard work. so i often go to the library to study.i like the feeling of working hard. while i prepare for the exam, i often feelso satisfied. i think it’s a good thing for me to prepare tem4. the most difficult thing for me to do well in tem-4 is the vocabulary. i find it’s hard to remember, and i am unwilling to remember words, because in middle school and high school ididntneed to remember vocabulary on purpose. i can remember them through the exercises. unfortunately, i can’t do it now. but my problem is i still can’t find a good method which is fit for me to remember vocabulary well. could you do me a favor? i am looking forward to your replying. best wishes!

sincerely yours,

john

autiful, spring, the mood even more beautiful. Rickets an entire winter

backs straight, and cheerful smile full of hope. Parks and lively up,

photography of young people, old people fishing, catching insects, children, one

by one intoxicated in the arms of nature, linger.

My grandfather likes to play Ping-pong so much. He will play it for an hour

everyday. Sometimes he asks me to play with him, and I refuse because I want to

play computer games. But recently I want to experience this sport, so I practice

it with my grandfather. I find that I fall in love with Ping-pong. It makes me

feel the energy.

In my life, Ms. Wang is the most important person to me. Her teaching

skills are diverse. In class, she usually uses games and posters. She works hard

for us. When other teachers rest, she still keeps working and working. When we

are mischievous, she is good at giving systematic guidance.

We are really grateful for what she has done for us. We want to say ”thank

you” to her.

亲爱的妻子：

收到了你的来信，我很感动。你真不愧是我的爱妻，不愧是我可敬又可爱的老婆。你好像是我肚里的蛔虫，我心里想什么你都了如指掌。真真的让我好生佩服。我既高兴又兴奋。高兴的是，我有一位你这样睿智的娇妻，兴奋的是，我在你的眼里是那么伟大。

但我细细想来，你还缺乏辩证唯物主义思想，不能一分为二地看问题。不要只看到我的优点，看不见我的不足。只见小溪，未见大海。为了纠正你的错误思想，为了使你目光远大，为了弥补你的不足，不仅要你看到小溪河流，更要让你看到汪 洋大海，非常非常爱你的老公一我，下定决心，不怕牺牲，排除万难，写上信一封。双手奉献给我最尊敬的爱妻，敬请参阅。

提起那从前，我泪眼婆娑，不敢回首那当年。一曲悲歌唱起来，想当年……

想当年，我是多么的伟岸，多么的让人羡。人称标准的小大款。我自己挣钱自己花，花没了下月还给发。可现在，我挣钱都得给你拿，买包烟我还得给你说好话。一分钱掰成两半花。就这样，你还要经常告我妈。说我挣得不多，花钱大。

想当年，你稍不如意就把我骂，那时我觉得，你在把我爱。可现在，我不但在骂声中成长，而且还升了级，在打骂中去长大。经过千锤百炼的我，已经习惯了你的打和骂，我连一句也不敢回，一下也不敢打。就这样，你还告臓，打你是亲，胃你是爱。

想当年，我是多么的自由自在，我的心可以在无垠的空间任意飞。可现在，我的一切都是你的，我在你的视野里战战競競地把命活，我的兜你随便翻，我的包你随便看。时刻睁大你那警惕的双眼，时刻紧绷着你的阶级斗争那根弦，去限制我的资产阶级的小金库。你的信我不敢看，你的包我不敢翻。就这样，你还告诉我，不要侵犯妇女的隐私权。

想当年，你我各自有空间，我想散步你也去，那是因为你要我去陪伴，需要一个保镖和跟班。可现在，我想散步你可以不去，你要散步我必须去。我只好陪你把弯转。就这样，你还告诉我，不要侵犯妇女的合法权。

想当年，你是那样把我爱，一个苹果咱俩吃。可现在，一个苹果，你却和儿子一人一半;两个苹果，你和儿子一人一个;三个苹果，才能够轮到我吃，但也得是那个最小的。就这样，你还告诉我，这就是爱的奉献。

想当年，你挎着我的腕，叫我亲爱的。把我叫得团团转。可现在，不知道什么时候，你把称呼变。该死的、烦人的……名字一大串。就这样，你还告诉我，这是对我的最好关爱。

想当年，你对公婆是那么好，有事没事往我家里跑。进屋就问好，下地就做活。可现在，还得我妈给你来做饭。就这样，你还告诉我，你是为了给我传后代。

想当年，你温柔又体贴，像个小猫咪。可人爱可人怜。可现在，你经常向我提出棘手的问题，你说：“我和你妈都掉到河里，你先救谁?”我告诉你，先救我妈，你说我没良心。说先救你，你又不信。弄得我是进退两难。就这样，你告诉我，这是对我的考验。

想当年，我对你一心一意，你也从不猜疑。可现在，你经常问我一些可笑的问题。你说：“如果我爱上了一个人，你该怎么办?”我告诉你说，我把他杀了，你说我自私、暴力。我忙改口说：“我成全你们。”你哭了，说我不爱你，想把你甩掉。我只好去哄你。就这样，你还告诉我说，这是对爱的检验。

想当年，你可以潇潇洒洒地把钱花，你可以大大方方地把东西往娘家拿，衣服随便买，钱你随便花。稍有不顺心，就叫我靠边站。

你留给我的是一片空白，剩下的是一副空壳。没有思想，不能乱说乱动。

我真的不明白，你好像墨索里尼，总是那么有理。但，

不管怎么样，我还是那么爱你，那么喜欢你。娶到你是我一生的幸福。

家是我的，也是你的，但归根结底是我们的。我们夫妻俩朝气蓬勃，正在亲情时期，好像中午12点钟的太阳，

希望寄托在我们身上。

这就是爱，说也说得清楚。这就是爱，不稀里不糊

虽然不懂你但很爱你的老公