笑死人的一封信三篇 作文英语(20篇)

癞蛤蟆写给天鹅的搞笑情书

亲爱的小鹅：

你好。

呱，呱，“我在幽深幽深的井里游荡，渴望逢着那丁香般的、披着白衣的賺。”这，便是过去的我，做井底之蛙时候的我。那时，我知道我配不上你，只好每天对着井口唱着哀伤的单身情歌：“我爱的人巳经飞走了，爱我的人她还没有来到……，’

结束下井生活以后，我迎来了我人生的转机。那时一部叫《泰坦尼克号》的电影。电影里杰克眼巴巴地望着萝丝的情景，跟我望着你流口水时的状态是多么的相像啊!杰克居然也被他的同伴讥笑为癩蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉!哈哈!可是，杰克哥哥还是不顾一切地贏得了萝丝姐姐的芳心。这件事严重地激励了我的革命英雄主义精神。我下定决心要做青蛙界的杰克!

生命因此而变得有了意义。接下来的日子里，我解放思想、更新观念。我做的第一件事就是学习人类的先进经验和技术。老天有眼，我成了动物王国推行家庭联产承包责任制的第一人。制定了教育兴娃计划和可持续抓害虫计划。被国王授予王国最高奖：青蛙王子奖。我努力地做一个德智体美劳全面发展的蛙，我学上网、学踢球，甚至还学会了写诗：“呱呱的我走了，正如我呱呱的来。我蹬一蹬腿，不带走一片泥块……”我率领王国青蛙足球队与前来挑战的韩国青蛙足球队比赛。我们在白洋淀主场狂胜对方。我更是以一个蛙跃冲顶的人球获得了本年度最佳运动员称号。同样获此殊荣的还有那只一跳跳过海峡的蟋蟀。

亲爱的小鹅，我知道你高雅大方，你应该有广阔的天地。你做了广州的白天鹤宾馆的形象代表，我真为你骄傲。我也做了蚊香的品牌代言人。一只成功的白天鹅背后一定有一只优秀的青蛙。亲爱的女强鹅，我没有大男蛙主义，我愿意做你坚实的后盾。我在家乡保卫着农田，你在前方拼命@!#$!丰收果里有我的一半，也有你的一半。美元英镑有你的一半，也有我的一半!我们可以不用逃避说钱。王国允许一部分动物先富裕起来，让我们把步子再迈得更大一点。

有了钱，我们就可以买空调，我就不用冬眠。有了钱，我就可以买高额的蛙身保险，以免被人类做了盘中餐。

亲爱的小鹅，我知道我外形不佳。我也知道有很多禽兽拜倒在你的天鹅绒裙下。我没有老虎那样强壮的身躯，也没有孔雀那样帅，可是俺有一颗朴实无华的心。俺很丑，

可是俺很温柔。小鹅，你快回来，我一人承受不来!

我学会了上网，以前那种你在天上飞啊飞、我在地上追啊追的日子将一去不复返了。天涯海角，让我们一网情深。

最后，让我们一起祝愿：“但愿钱长有，千里共在线。”

永远永远爱你的癞蛤蟆

There was once a little girl called Lulu, who is also me, that wanted to

visit the moon for just one time. And so I packed up everything that I will

need, and went to the space port to get ready.

Before we took off, I just ate a sandwich and dreamed if I were an

astronaut. “3, 2, 1…” and we blasted off to outer space. I was so excited that I

even took notes when we were still on the ship. I wrote these words which I only

have in my own brain; they were, “I love flying on the space ship and learn

about outer space, although I am not even on the moon,” those words I thought

that would make my father proud.

Now since we had already reached the moon, I got down and jumped up, and

figured that I could jump very high. I knew why because I learned it in science

class today, and so I wrote, “On the moon, I can jump very high because that our

weight is lighter on the moon according to its gravity.” I love exploring, and

heard that there were also aliens here.

I was really excited, and asked some of the real alive astronauts if the

aliens were true, some of them said yes but some of them said no; I was

confused, “Why did some say yes and some say no? I think that I shall have to

find out;” after saying those words I and the astronauts went around and around

the moon looking for aliens. At first I thought that we could find some, but

after an hour we began to feel more that the aliens didn’t exist at all; some of

the astronauts smiled.

I didn’t know why they smiled but I thought that it was pretty natural.

After one minute I heard a thumping noise, and a queer sound coming from the

darks side of the moon. I looked over there and saw some queer little fellows

heading their way, they had no where to hide, and so they found a pile of rock

which was by our side; and went to hide. When the little queer men went away we

came out of our hiding spot and went on. I began to write, “I knew at once that

they must be the aliens…” I thought it was a cool report and the astronauts

smiled again.

I did not know what they were smiling at, probably their habit or something

perhaps? After thinking about that queer question I heard another thumping sound

and some huge men walked pass them just as the little ones did. I was now really

confused, “Some little and some big ones?” perhaps they were having a game or

something like that.

After the tour, I was very excited to give my report to my father and so

hopped on the space ship to go back to earth. But there was a problem; they

couldn’t find where they lived. The astronauts smiled and didn’t say a word. I

was now extra confused because I thought that they were nervous too. And so they

took another passage to Africa where it is the place best to have a safari,

which is to have a picnic with wild animals around them.

After landing I said, “Why did you take this pass?” and then after that

they smiled again, I was still confused. When I turned my head in front of

myself, I saw dad on the ground with wild animals all around him. Now I

remembered that it was my birthday; I was so surprised, and even the aliens

came. Now I know the whole plan about this.

I like holidays because I have enough time to relax. Last year, my father

and I went to Singapore by plane, there is a beautiful place, the four seasons

pleasant climate, there are many Chinese immigrants in Singapore, and there are

lots of Chinese food, like noodles, dumplings, rice, very delicious, we shopping

there, watching the scenery, and taste a lot of delicious food. It was a very

enjoyable holiday.

Summertime is the best time of the year. There is no school for months and

I get to do what I want. With no tests and no homework, Im as free as a

bird.

夏季是一年中最好的时光。(几个)月不用去学校并且我可以做自己想做的事。没有考试、没有作业，我自由地像只小鸟。

I do many things during the summer vacation. I relax by reading books and

watching TV. I also hang out with my friends or travel with my family. However,

I dont only play in summer. I take advantage of the free time to learn more.

For example, last summer I learned to swim. This summer I might study computers

or English. Summer vacation flies by fast, so its important to do as much as

you can.

暑假期间，我可以做很多事。我通过阅读与看电视放松自己。我也常常与朋友一起打发时间或者与家人一起去旅游。可是，暑假期间，我并不只是游玩。我充分利用闲暇时间去学习更多的(知识)。举例来说，去年暑假，我就学习游泳。这个暑假，我可能会学习计算机或英语(知识)。暑期过得很快，所以，对于你而言，应该尽可能做更多的事。

1、Maintain a good attitude of tolerance towards people , the students are

friendly to each other, to create a harmonious interpersonal relationships.

2、 We should promote a vibrant style of the team, a real study , the unity

displayed a style of class and diligence to make personal style in a good

environment. The students forge ahead and to the ideal of hard work. Learning

positive, thereby creating a harmonious atmosphere for education.

With the development of society, harmony becomes the theme of this time.

Everyone is doing his best to make the surroundings harmonious. As a member of

our campus, we should take action in building the harmonious campus.

Here are some suggestions. First, treat people sincerely. We should be

ready to help each other when someone is in trouble. Second, behave yourself.

Keep our environment clean and take good care of every tree and every flower.

Third, try to be polite. When we meet someone we know, a “hello” is good enough.

Then, we can gain their respects for us.

Of course, there are still a lot of things we can do to build the

harmonious campus. Anyway, doing something good to our campus is our duty. Let’s

do it from now on.

Harmonious Campus 和谐校园

The blue sky and white clouds, hope that somehow the freedom of flight.

Teachers and parents, we hope that the healthy growth. Now , I’d like to write

music to harmonious campus.

Harmony is the common feature of all the beautiful things. Achieve harmony

and to build a harmonious and civilized campus environment will be an eternal

theme. Building a harmonious campus to establish a harmonious relationship with

students. Teachers to enlighten the knowledge of our culture , from naive to

mature. We need to pay teachers’ cherish.

Building a harmonious campus students need to establish harmonious

relations. Help them, and let them feel the warmth of harmonious campus.

Maintain a good attitude of tolerance towards people , the students are friendly

to each other, to create a harmonious interpersonal relationships.

The need to build a harmonious campus to establish good study , a good

ethos. We should promote a vibrant style of the team, a real study , the unity

displayed a style of class and diligence to make personal style in a good

environment. The students forge ahead and to the ideal of hard work. Learning

positive, thereby creating a harmonious atmosphere for education.

The flower opens the day, let’s us happily study in the harmonious

atmosphere.

The flower opens the day, let’s us influence the sentiment in the

harmonious interest paradise.

The flower opens the day, let’s us healthily grow in the harmonious

relationship.

Future will not be the dream, today, in our hand.

Thank you~

全用歌名组成的情书(150首歌名)

《亲爱的》《宝贝》!

《我是你老公》，记得《星星点灯》的《那一夜》，我们有了彼此的《约定》，《你是我的老婆》，你是《我第一次爱的人》，我《就是爱你》，而且要《狠狠爱》，我要《爱你一万年》!

《爱上你我很快乐》，我的心也不再是《寂寞在唱歌》，我《一直很安静》的生活，在接到你《爱》的《幸福预报》后，我的生活就变成了《美丽的神话》。

《你》是我的《美丽天使)〉，你是一朵《香水百合》，你的《睫毛弯弯》就像《阳光下的星星》，你的《笑脸》就像飘着《菊花香》的《六月彩虹》，你的《泼如雪》《恰似你的温柔》一样飘洒在你《倔强的背后》。

《第一次》《让爱靠近》我的心就有了《链锁反应》，《原来》你就是我这一生的《选择》，《甜蜜蜜》地《天天想你》，想我《童话》里的《灰姑娘》，喝了我们《爱情酿的酒》《深邃与甜蜜》，中了我们《爱情的子弹》，我《注定)不再《一辈子孤单》，因为有你《我的人》《月桂女神》《回到我身边》,《你是我的玫瑰花)，《请允许我》《谢谢你让我这样的爱你》。

《爱你不是两三天》因为我《一生有你》，在《最想念的季节》打开《记事本》看见我们的《短消息》，让我《懂你》，让我明白《你的重要》，《苍天在上》，《我比想象中爱你》，《我说我爱你》《我不后悔》，《天涯海角》《千年之恋》《死了都要爱》你，这就是我的《追求》和《渴望》

《亲爱的》，你是我《曾经的最美》,是我《明日的恩典》,《我们的爱》的日子，已经《好久不见》，我聆听着《星光》下的《夜曲》，感受着《思念》你的《寂寞的滋味》，那是一种《甜蜜蜜》的《悲伤》，是《幸福的回味》。《夜》《月半弯》而《我的爱》《无限》!《爱海滔滔》《路漫漫》,你是我《上帝的礼物》是你让我不再过《没有情人的情人节》，你给了我通向《快乐天堂》的《门》，走进《彩虹天堂》，感受《一次幸福的机会》，让我《心中的日月》不再《寂寞的歌唱》，让我的《单身情歌》用你《唇唇欲动》的《冰吻》和《赤裸裸》的《爱》汇聚成了《男人，海洋》!

《我有今日》《都是你》《爱》的《勇气》，我《只对你说》我算不上《有情郎》，但是我一生不变的是对你的《爱》,《一生有你》不管《全世界都在下雨》还是《下雪》，我都会像《老鼠爱大米》一样的《很爱很爱你》，爱你《每一天，每一夜》，《一千年以后》，让我们化作《蝴蝶》，不，是《两只蝴蝶》或者《两只小蜜蜂》，飞翔在《橘子花开》的《亚洲之夜》，遨游在《飘雪》的的《乐园》!

《亲爱的》《宝贝》，不管《江南》还是《宁夏》，不管是《青藏高原》还是《拉萨》，不管《赤道和北极》,总之不管《天涯海角》，你永远是我《许愿池的希腊少女》，永远是我《不老的传说》!

《亲爱的》《宝贝》，不管《顺时针》还是《逆时针》，总之你永远是我《盛夏的果实》、《秋天的童话》，是我《一生的牵掛》!《你是我的老婆》，是我《波斯猫》、《燕尾蝶》、《蝴蝶姬》,永远永远的《宝贝》!

《知道不知道)我要和你《相守一生》，《我爱你》，我不想《承诺》什么，更不需要任何《誓言》,因为《月亮代表我的心》，《再说一次我爱你》《爱你一万年》……

《很爱很爱你》的__

Dear staff，

I am writing to show my sincere gratitude for all of you. Now that I am

home and on my own again I feel extremely happy. During the time I lived at the

Rehabilitation center and was under your tender care, I promised myself I would

write a letter of thanks as soon as I was able.

Abundant thanks to each one of you for your patience, expertise and genuine

concern. It was you who helped me believe in myself and gave me assurance that I

could walk again. I would never forget each word you said to me and the things

you have done to me. Forgive me for the times I lashed out at you in frustration

and thank you for understanding and remaining firm with me.

Never stop your beautiful way of working with people. Your help really

means a lot to me and anyone who in trouble as well.

Affectionately,

Wang Fang

dear amy,

long time no see. how is everything going?i am writing to tell you a good new about me.i received my high school admission this morning.it is no.1 high school in my hometown.you know that it is my dream school.i am so excited to share this good news with you.you will be happy for me, right?

now, it is your turn.how about you? have you receive you admission yet? have you come back from your guangzhou trip?i am eager to know your life recently. look forward to your replying.

best wishes,

li hui

I live with my parents in the hometown, which is such a beautiful place for

me. Every day, I go to school with my friends. We talk so happily on the road.

After school, we go to the playground and play funny games. I live the happy

life and my childhood is simple, but it is the best situation for me.

Dear Ms Zhang,

I’m writing to express my sincere gratitude to you. You are the very person who gave me a hand when necessary.

One month ago, with the College Entrance Examination around the corner, I was nervous and in low spirits, being afraid of letting my parents down because of my average academic performance. When I was at a loss and on the point of giving up, as my headteacher, you asked me to go to your office. Instead of blaming me, you comforted me and discussed with me the reasons for my failing in the exam. More unforgettably, you managed to help me with my study and always inspired me from time to time. Gradually, I learned how to adjust to myself and stayed calm in the College Entrance Examination.

Ms Zhang, I’m more than grateful for what you have done for me, from which I’ve got to know it is never too late to get back when there is still hope. Wish you happiness and good health.

Sincerely yours,

Li Hua

Wide sea diving, the days of the birds to fly. Everyone carries a dream of

their own.

However, what is the dream? What is dream? Dream is looking forward to, and

the dream is strong - is fleeting dream you insist on the ideal as their courage

and perseverance, are you responsible for their own highest level. But ask

yourself, how many of us to accomplish his original dream in mind?

Our dream is a simple belief, is a future and life of their own

responsibility. Perhaps, is the Youth

grand ambitions; perhaps, is the adolescent confusion and impulsive; maybe

just a plain desire, desire applause, eager for success. Countless "may,"

innumerable "hope" because of our youthful full of miracles, large and small

dreams in our hearts, in every corner of life filled with fragrance.

Only the ideal but no effort is useless. If you want to be a teacher, you

should to study hard. If you want to be a player, you should do more exercises.

If you want to become a businessman, he should learn to get along with people.

For example, my wish is to be a famous writer grew up, because I really love

writing, so from now on, I should read more, more accumulate knowledge, and

strive to improve writing level. No pains, no gains, because my efforts, so my

article was punished in many newspapers , and in many composition contest, I see

the success Im happy, so, struggle is the bridge to the ideal.

Yes, my dream. to give my famliy a warm, give my friend happy. Yes, my

dream. The podium from the first station began his love this place, started from

the first published an article looking forward to the world of words, decided to

stay here from the beginning, stick to bottom of my heart desire.

Years in our faces no matter how many additional traces, no matter how much

things to us across the chest wounds, as long as we have the right to breathe,

to have a passion for remodeling dreams! Oxygen to survive as long as we have to

have the courage to create a passion!

Choose to continue, select the value, select the achievements of the

passion of life, the brave hearts of the initial dream of success!

海阔凭鱼跃，天高任鸟飞。每个人都怀揣着一个属于自己的梦想。

然而，什么是梦?什么又是梦想?梦是期待，而梦想是坚强--是你把飘渺的梦坚持作为自己理想的勇气和执著，是你对自己负责的最高境界。但扪心自问，我们有多少人能够成就自己心中最初的梦想?

我们的梦想，是一个简单的信念，是一份对自己未来与生命的责任。也许，是二十岁的豪情壮志;也许，是青春期的迷茫与冲动;也许只是一份平淡的渴望，渴望掌声，渴望成功。无数的“可能”，无数的“希望”，因为我们的青春岁月充满奇迹，我们心中大大小小的梦，在生活的每一个角落里芬芳弥漫。

是的，我的梦想。一份从一而终的守望--给我的学生希望，给我的读者温暖，给我的爱人幸福。是的，我的梦想。从第一次站上讲台开始迷恋这个地方，从第一次发表文章开始憧憬文字世界，从决定留在这里开始，坚守心底的渴望。

无论岁月在我们脸上增添了多少痕迹，无论世事在我们胸口划过多少到伤痕，只要我们还有呼吸的权利，就拥有重塑梦想的激情!只要我们还有生存的氧气，就拥有缔造激情的勇气!

落红不是无情物，化作春泥更护花。选择坚持，选择珍惜，选择成就生命的激情，勇敢的成就心中最初的梦想!

The poet said: spring flowers to the door pushed open a. I said:

Thanksgiving to the door pushed open a harmony, harmony open the door to the

living. If you carefully listen to the voices of flowers, are everywhere

harmonious life movement.

Love, the soul like fire ignited the hope of love, the soul like绿茵propped

up the sky. Love is a force, is a wealth. We should be in the hearts of young

sow the seeds of love. Let us be thankful for, the Institute of Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving with a heart to face life, in the face of learning, in the face of

setbacks, thereby Experience parents, teachers, classmates and friends of

selfless relatives and friends, "know drips of TU, when Yongquan of" the real

meaning.

Thanksgiving is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, build a

socialist harmonious society needs. Guangdong lawyer Tian, in order to return

the mothers kindness in telling your mother dying when she donated his kidney

to restore the mothers life; Xu Yu return to the community of his kindness,

decided to leave after graduating from university in the bustling city , broke

into穷乡僻壤the thatched shed to seeking knowledge, a thirst for knowledge sent the

children …

Appreciate your birth, because they allow you access to life; grateful for

your dependents, because they allow you to continue to grow; grateful for the

concern you, because they give you warmth; grateful to encourage you to the

people, because they give you strength; grateful for your education, because

they Kaihua your ignorance; grateful to harm your people because they temper

your intellect; grateful for your trip, because it strengthens your legs;

grateful for your contempt, because it awakening your self-esteem; grateful

abandoned your people, because he taught you that independence; everything

grateful, Institute of gratitude, gratitude to all the people you grow up!

Students, and a song called "thank you": I thank the moon lit up the night

sky, thanks to the dawn Zhaoxia endorse for the spring snow melt for the land

feeding the people, to thank his mother for giving me life … thank harvest for

peace for all of this all all.

Thanksgiving-Fighting, Thanksgiving unlimited! Students, and Society

Thanksgiving! Let us always to the life caring and full of love and love! Let us

brought up their hands and work together, everyone aspired to build a socialist

harmonious society!

诗人说：花朵把春天的门推开了。我说：感恩把和谐的门推开了，和谐把生活的门推开了。只要你用心去听花开的声音，生活到处都是和谐的乐章。

爱，像火种点燃心灵的希望;

爱，像绿茵撑起心灵的天空。爱，是一种力量，是一种财富。我们应该从小在心中撒播爱的种子。让我们心存感激，学会感恩。用一颗感恩的心去面对生活，面对学习，面对挫折，从而体会父母，师长，同学，朋友间无私的亲情，友情，"懂得滴水之恩，当涌泉相报”的真正内涵。

感恩是中华民族的传统美德，是构建社会主义和谐社会的需要。广东律师田世国为了回报母亲的恩情，在老母病危时瞒着她捐出了自己的肾脏，挽回了母亲的生命;徐本禹为了回报社会对他的恩情，毅然在大学毕业后离开繁华城市，走进穷乡僻壤的破草棚，给求知若渴的孩子们送去知识……

感激生育你的人，因为他们使你获得生命;感激抚养你的人，因为他们使你不断成长;感激关怀你的人，因为他们给你温暖;感激鼓励你的人，因为他们给你力量;感激教育你的人，因为他们开化你的蒙昧;感激伤害你的人，因为他们磨练了你的心智;感激绊倒你的人，因为它强化了你的双腿;感激藐视你的人，因为它觉醒了你的自尊;感激遗弃你的人，因为他教会了你该独立;凡事感激，学会感激，感激一切使你成长的人!

同学们，有首歌叫《感谢你》：感谢明月照亮了夜空，感谢朝霞捧出的黎明，感谢春光融化了冰雪，感谢大地哺育了生灵，感谢母亲赐予我生命……感谢收获、感谢和平、感谢这所有的一切一切。51-51免

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感恩无痕，感恩无限!同学们，学会感恩吧!让我们的生活永远走向关怀，充满真情和爱心!让我们携起来手来，共同努力，构建一个人人向往的社会主义和谐社会!

My best friend is Jim. He is a cool boy. He has curly blond hair, big eyes

and a small mouth. He likes to eat strawberries and bananas, and he loves

sports. He often plays basketball in the school playground. He watches sports

every night. He has good manners and studies well, so everyone likes to make

friends with him.

In the TV station of Paris, a little boy and his mother went in for very,

very, very extremely important news, because one of their precious roofs had

been stolen from some bandits that speak Spanish. The news reporters said that

this could be very news worthy, and so he decided to report this on the news;

and they should be on it too.

When they were done, they checked it too, “And so today we have fresh news;

and it was Spanish bandits, they stole one of our world’s most precious roofs.

Who could these bandits be? And now we have the owner of the roof. [Giving the

microphone to the boy’s mother].” “The bandits were as strange as any is, and

they even have strange eyes like what France people have. Don’t you think that

they were just the weirdest bandits ever, and I have also realized that one of

the most important things or clues to catch bandits is to call the police and

tell them what they look like and catch them; I just don’t know why they have to

steal our most precious roofs; it was so strange and unbelievable.

“I shall soon find out what this bandit is up to; oh wait a second, our

world and Spanish had always been enemies; if they stole our roof, well they

must stole it for some particular reason, and I think that they need the gold to

make a magnificent gun; and so to get rid of us. Oh, and I think I hear an army

coming towards us, and I think that we are doomed.”

“Well that is today’s news and I hope that you have enjoyed it, and clear o

say I hope that you don’t enjoy, but Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Help us think of a

clear plan to defeat the Spanish army! Ah!”

The news reporter was clearly afraid of what was being discovered by the

woman and her child; the woman said, “Don’t worry; they still didn’t enter the

America gate, I have a plan.” Then she grabbed one of the bravest soldiers and

placed him in front of the gate wit which was the America gate, he said,

“Welcome to our land, and I am pleased to say that we welcome you; and we have

come to give you all of our jewels, if you leave us in piece.” “Well I guess

that we could obey it,” they then took the fake paper jewels that was part of

the plan, and left the real jewels of America in the castle asleep.

I have a wonderful dream in my heart。 Its to speak English very well。

Since English is everything for me。 English is my best friend。 English is my

soul。 English is my power。 Without English， Im nothing at all。 Nothing。 Now， I

can think in English， speak in English， and write in English。 Some people think

Im an Indian。 Some people regard Im a Pakistan。 And some people even consider

that Im an Egyptian。 But if I could speak English as good as an American， my

future would be brilliant。

So I work very hard。

Hide and seek will be played by every child, which is my favorite game. I

like to find a quiet park and then play hide and seek with friends. The place is

big and we can hide in many corner. When my friends come close to me, I will be

nervous and hold my breath. The most exciting moment is found by other

persons.

I lived with my grandparents before I was six years old. I remembered all

the things when I lived with my grandpa. He is very lovely, though he is more

than 70 years old, he is never old in his heart. My grandpa is interested in all

the fashionable things, including the cellphone and the TV. He is as young as

me. I love my grandpa.

Every student needs to face all kinds of exams. When score comes out, they

just like sitting in the court, waiting for the judge to announce the result.

Actually, my mother never cares about my score, she tells me that all I need to

do is to improve my ability, and sometimes getting the high score doesn’t mean

the ability. I agree with her.

骂人不带脏字的话——话里藏有情话

下面是一则女朋友写给男朋友的情书，这些“骂人不带脏字的话”里面隐藏了女生想与男生说的情话，当你看完“骂人不带脏字的话”后，把每一行的第3个字连接起来，你会得到这个女孩想对男孩说的真心话。

放弃我是你一生的错，你现在也许没感到。但是总有一天你会后悔!

你真是个大混蛋，我现在非常非常的恨你，恨不得冲到你家去杀你!

非要真让我生气、骂你没良心你才开心吗?你真的不是普通的贱货!

他妈的，我这辈子再说一句爱你就天打雷劈、不得好死、万剑穿心!

就算只剩你这一个男人了，我也不会再正眼瞧你。我藐视你的人格!

鬼才爱过你，你以为我以前真的很爱你吗?少臭美了!我都在耍你!

哪怕你得癌症，还剩下最后一天，我也不会同情你，因为是你活该!

就算一辆卡车在我面前撞倒你，我也不会送你去医院!你浪费氧气!

你的个子虽然很高，但是你却是八字腿，你以为不说我就不知道吗!

尽管，我们认识这么久没吵过几次架，你就以为我很迁就你这混蛋吗!

其实从一开始我就是在玩弄你呢!所以你离开了我却一点都不伤心!

死过来让我揣你几脚，我心情不好就拿你出气你还很开心。I服了U!

你我就算有一个人挂了，也肯定是你先挂!我每天都在做小人打你!

当我没钱花时，以前居然舍不得用你的钱，我真后悔极了!是够傻!

上次有外遇时，我真后悔没让你看到。没能刺激你的自尊我真懊悔!

爱巳停机欠费这么土的网名也只有你想得出来，你的智商停在五岁!

你说止住我流泪的办法是用唇吻干。你真是男人中最最恶劣的一个!

还好过去我没让你占到便宜，否则我就亏大了。真是感到万幸!

也不想想你那尊容，带出去我都感到丢人。以前逛街我是怎么活的!

臭骂你也不能解我心头之气你知道为什么吗?我觉得你受伤得不惨!

算了!骂你只是浪费我的口水，对你这种人我不值得.也没那个必要!

以为离开我就没人再追我了吗?我的人气都可以和小甜甜相提并论!

你死开，越远越好!再让我见你一次骂一次，我的脾气你应该了解!

你是你我是我，以后我们一刀两断。老死不相往来，否则就是王八!

就算是你再跪在我的面前，我也不会心软原谅你，你就有这么虚伪!

打死我也不会再帮你妈妈买一根毛线，那毛衣穿在你身对我是污辱!

一对一单挑，我也和你妈妈吵过，你妈真的是很没素质欺负小女生!

结果生下你这个更加恶劣的混蛋，这叫上梁不正下梁歪，果然如此!

偷窃犯罪判刑半年，你还有什么坏事干不出来?亏我当年是瞎了眼!

去年下课后你第一个跑出教室那次，还记得原因吗?让我来告诉你!

我在最不爽的时候都喜欢在你的午饭里放泻药。蹲在厕所里想什么?

死都不可能想到我比你更恶劣吧?每次想起这事我都会大声地狂笑!

不过可你再也没有机会报仇了，所以我才告诉你真相。你气死了吗?

其实原来我还有点内疚，不过现在感觉非常之良好!我又在狂笑了!

彻底谅解我当初的行为吧。不然你真的这辈子都忘不了我我会惭愧!

骗你的，你见过我对你露出惭愧的表情吗?就算是有也是装出来的!

你的错!谁让你抢在我说分手前说分手的?这就是报应，你的明白?

得了!我已经对你不感兴趣了。以后别再缠着我，否则我找人扁你!

忘了我吧!我觉得你好像有点快崩溃的症状。你这回肯定是真伤了!

朋友们都说我们是天生的一对地设的一双，呸!你还真是配不上我!

我体重关你屁事，这叫丰满。你却天天要我减肥，我他妈受够你了!

说你新新人类还不如说你像街边的鸭子，小太保的死样我看了就烦!

你说再来一次，你是不是依旧被我欺负得这么惨呢?想知道答案吗?

死过来再揣你几脚!你真是愚蠢!再来一万次你也照样死在我手里!

你就好好地反省你自己到底是错在哪里吧!我不会再告诉你答案了!

说什么?你想自杀?你真的不是男人。我才欺负你不到两年就想死!

死了?那我就住口。我可没兴趣对着一个死人浪费唇舌。你安息吧!

(看完后，请再次看每小段的第3个字)，内容如下：

我是真的只爱你一个，从来就没有停止过想你!离开你是我一生犯下最不可原谅的错!我们重新再来好么?——原来这个女生不是真想骂人，而是想通过骂人来与男朋友表白重新来过!

Dear John,

Long time no see, how is your summer vacation I’m really sorry for writing so late. I have been too busy at this moment. I am happy to hear that you have traveled to Tibet at this summer holiday. How I wish I could go there with you!

Let me tell you something about my summer holiday. My summer holiday is rich and colorful. My parents take me to Hong Kong. That’s a beautiful place. I buy a lot of funny things at there. Such as pretty dresses, cute dolls and the snacks I never eat before. I really want to stay there and never come back! In a word, I really appreciate the life there. I’m really looking forward to your reply!

亲爱的约翰：

好久不见，你的暑假过得还好吗很抱歉那么晚才写信给你。这段时间 我真的太忙了。我很高兴听说暑假你去了西藏旅游。我真希望我也和你一起去。

让我告诉你我的暑假趣事吧。我的暑假过得丰富多彩。我父母带我去 了香港。那是个美丽的地方。我在香港买了很多新奇的玩意。比如漂亮的裙子， 可爱的娃娃和一些从来没有吃过的零食。我真想待在那里再也不回来了。一句话， 我喜欢那里的生活。

友的

Last Monday when I stepped into my classroom, my monitor told us that our

class teacher, Mr Sun, had passed away in a traffic accident. It seemed so

unbelievable because he used to give us lessons on Monday morning. I couldnt

accept the fact until the headmaster came to tell us the truth.

Mr Sun was a middle-aged teacher. He was full of sense of humour. We all

liked him very much because of his excellent teaching. His lessons were usually

very lively and interesting.We all liked to attend his class. He was an

experienced teacher.

Mr Sun will always live in our hearts!