笑死人的一封信三篇 作文英语(实用20篇)

唐僧给孙悟空的信

悟空徒儿：

那天正在开会，没有接你电话。会场有监控，有些事电话也说不清楚。

回想取经路上的艰难困苦，没有你，为师早被妖怪吃掉变成肥料了。我知道，你是一个有思想、有魄力的人，现在却受了这些委屈。西天取经你确实成绩突出，这些都属于过去了。时代在变，光靠本事是不够的，我们都要与时俱进啊!

四个徒弟中，白龙马他爹是西海龙王敖刚，标准的“官二代”+“富二代”，取经回来才几天，就被任命为东海常务副市长。上次邀请我去调研，那排场比我这个天宫政协副主席强多了。八戒和沙僧是下派来挂职锻炼的，不但官复原职，昨天常委会还全票通过了明确为正局级。

你是从石头缝里蹦出来的，没有背景、没有资源，必须靠自己勤奋努力。不要看不起八戒，为人处世上要向他学习。他现在如鱼得水，上层路线走得好，在女干部中也很有影响力。上次公推优秀年轻干部，你只得了2票，1票是我投的，另1票是你自己投的吧?八戒得票却遥遥领先，据说嫦娥都给他投票了。形势变化太快，为师都感到不适应。老实巴交的沙僧也搞了个流沙河房产公司，别墅都建到月亮上去了。现在他和七仙女同居，跟何仙姑也有一腿，光房子就有几十套。

悟空啊，务必要搞好上层人际，消除大闹天宫受过处分的不良影响。你临时负责花果山风景区管委会工作3年多了，为师也帮你协调过，为什么一直没有转正?原因要深入分析。克服你的性格缺陷，别老是火眼金睛的，让人不舒服。还有你这张猴嘴，看不惯的就乱说，必须要改一改!

现在就你还独身一人，排挤你的人到处造谣说是作风问题。不成家，何以立业?为师觉得白骨精还是不错的，上次人家还说你身上毛多，是标准的男子汉。不要揪住别人的过去不放，该考虑一下了。

昨天女儿国国王又催问我结婚的事，我想尽快给办了。虽然她没有蜘蛛精性感，也不如玉兔精清纯，可背景过硬，对为师以后交流到主干线帮助很大。如果蜘蛛精和玉兔精愿意，就做个红颜知己吧。

笑死人的一封信3

90后写给爸爸情人的一封信!

阿姨，你好：

出于从小妈妈对我的家教，我叫你一声阿姨，可是你应该清楚，你只是个贱人!

我们未曾谋面，也许有一天会因为某些原因见面，但我想，我依然不会把你当做一个人来看待。我知道，你比我妈年轻，却未必比我妈漂亮，等你走到我妈这个年纪时，你也同样会变得暗淡;不过我相信因果报应，也许你根本走不到那一天。

你要知道，你现在做的是当下很时尚的职业，小三。只不过与那些更年轻貌美的小三相比，你就不算抢手了。我不知道你有没有家庭，也不知道你有没有孩子，我想应该是没有吧，因为你根本不懂什么是爱。

我爱我爸，我也爱我妈，我爸妈都爱我。而你，只爱钱。

也许你会否认，会说你对我爸的感情很真，我爸对你的爱也很深，可是你一定要清楚，我爸对你的爱，永远不可能超过对我的爱。如果让他在你和我之间选择的话，我相信他一定会选择我。

可是，我不会这么做。因为我爱我爸，我也爱我妈，他们之间出现的问题，不是我耍耍脾气，使点儿手段，就能改变的。我爸爱玩儿，那就让他玩儿去吧，我何必要跟一个玩具生气呢。

你知道吗，你只是一个玩具。听说你想为我爸生一个孩子，你的目的是什么?我想我们都很清楚，你想找一个人来替代我的位置。

很好啊，你很聪明。可是你没有想过吧，等到孩子和我这么大的时候，你们都60，快70了。而我才30几岁，正好可以好好折磨那个小杂种。

抱歉，对于一个无辜的孩子，我不应该这么狠毒，也不应该叫他小杂种。可是我想，如果他懂事了，他也一定会为他有这么一个妈妈而感到耻辱。

我其实已经知道了你的手机号码，但是我并没有找你谈。我怕降低我的身份，也许等我出国前，我会找你谈谈。但我不会威胁你，因为以我现在的实力，是不足以威胁到你的。

我会等，等到你们都老了，都要求我的时候，再慢慢折磨你。

看到妈妈每天的样子，我真的很担心，爱干净的她，从前家里连根头发都不会出现。而现在，居然连坏的面包都没有扔掉，我不怪你。因为我要让你看看，我妈的今天，就是你的明天。

也许你生的是个女孩儿，那么你是希望她的命运跟你一样，还是希望她的命运跟我妈一样呢?

我可以给你一个选择，这个答案你可以在她20岁之前告诉我。而我会在她20岁之后“替”你实施，我想如果她是遗传你的话，那么估计就不用我帮她完成了。

要说你这个小三，还真能屈能伸，明知道不可能有一场盛大的婚礼，不可能光明正大的出现在我奶奶家，更不可能昂首挺胸的站在我面前，那你还争个什么劲啊。

我其实很感谢你，如果你真能制服我爸，那算你厉害。有人帮我管着他喝酒，我还放心些。有人帮我照顾着我爸的生活，我妈也反倒是轻松了。这样说来，你倒是更像个保姆吧!哈哈，只不过是高薪保姆。

我跟妈妈平时都很节省，因为我们知道爸爸的钱来的不容易。

可是自从我知道了你的存在，对于爸爸给我的钱，我从不说一个不字，我要来并不是挥霍，而是存着。因为这些，都是我们应得的。而你，不配。

你知道我小的时候家里住的是什么房子吗?我们3个人挤在一个房间，那个平房冬天冷的发抖，可我妈什么都没说。如果是那时，你还会缠着我爸吗!

我再大一些的时候，拆迁，我们终于有了房子。可是因为我要上学，我们只能去离学校近的地方租房子住，一租就是10年。

现在，我们终于过的好了，爸爸也很少回家了，你也出现了。你可真会赶时候，净捡现成的昂，不用吃苦不用受罪不用努力，就能这么容易的伸手要钱。亏你不是我妈，我如果有个小三的妈，我非自杀不可。

最后想送你的话就是，对于你要生孩子的那件事，我劝你考虑清楚，你这种人不配有孩子。你如果不怕他长大走到哪都被人指着鼻子说是个小畜生，不怕从小就不知道奶奶家什么样，不怕他跟着你问为什么姑姑嫂嫂都不理他，不怕他长大以后有你一样的人生，那你就去生!使劲儿生!不过我奉劝你，你再年轻也有30好几了吧，高龄产妇生产很危险哦。尤其是像你这种人，上帝如果真的存在的话，一定会让你受到惩罚的。

这就是我以后一生的心愿，看到你受报应的那天!

这封信，很毒，句句刺痛小三的软肋;阅罢这篇强悍而又辛酸又无奈的信，不知道她的爸爸会是怎样的一种心情?广大的网友，你们觉得呢?

I have a good plan for this weekend. Actually, I bought three concert

tickets for this coming Sunday evening, and I will enjoy the music with my

parents. It will be performed by a String Quartet from Denmark, called

Nightingale. Since I have learned to play the piano and am a classical music

fan, I cannot wait any longer for this musical activity this weekend. It would

be brilliant, if today were Sunday.

When autumn comes, our school will hold the sports meeting. I will be very

excited about the big event. I like to play basketball, so I join the basketball

team and fight for the classs honor. All the students cheer for their class and

the atmosphere is so lively. As we are young, we feel the great energy and enjoy

the life.

Li Hua is a Yong Pioneer. He is going to the park. Now he is waiting for a

bus. Suddenly he finds a watchon theground.He askssome people, "Whose watch is

it?" But the watch isnt theirs. So he gives the watch to a policeman.

Now Li Hua gets on the bus. He is sitting near the window. An old woman

gets on the bus. She has no seat. So he stands up and says, "Here is a seat for

you, Granny. Please sit here"

Laba is celebrated on the eighth day of the last lunar month， referring to

the traditional start of celebrations for the Chinese New Year. La in Chinese

means the 12th lunar month and ba means eight.

Legends about the origin of this festivity abound. One holds that over

3，000 years ago sacrificial rites called La were held in the twelfth lunar month

when people offered their preys to the gods of heaven and earth. The Chinese

characters for prey and the twelfth month were interchangeable then， and ever

since La has been used to refer to both.

Since the festival was held on the eighth day of the Last month， people

later appended the number eight (ba in Chinese)， giving us the current Laba

.

The majority Han Chinese have long followed the tradition of eating Laba

rice porridge on the Laba Festival. The date usually falls in mid-Janua.

Look! This is my classroom.It’s very big.The doors are orange.The wall is

white.There are two beautiful pictures on the wall.The fans are green and

blue.The board is black. The shelf is near the board.There are many books on the

shelf.The desks and chairs are brown.There are many classmates in the

classroom.They are reading books.My classroom is very nice and clean.I like my

classroom.

女儿写给父亲的恐怖信(笑死人)

父亲从女儿房门前经过时，发现女儿的房间收拾得异常整齐。这太奇怪了。

女儿15岁，追求时尚却不爱整洁，房间一向凌乱不堪。今天，不但被子叠得有棱有角，其他物品也摆得整整齐齐，被擦拭得一尘不染。

接着，他看到枕头上放着一封信。他走进房间，拿起信，信的开头写着“亲爱的爸爸”几个字。

父亲心中顿时升起一种不祥的预感，他用颤抖的手拆开信，念起来：

亲爱的爸爸：

我在写这封信时，心中充满内疚和不安，但是，我还是得告诉你，我就要离家出走了。

为了避免你和母亲的阻挠，我和男友兰迪必须这样私奔。我和兰迪已经是一体的了，谁也不能把我们分开。

我相信，你们见到兰迪也会喜欢他的。他身上文刺了各种图案，他的服装另类、前卫，他的发型独一无二。我和他之间不但难舍难分，而且，我已经有了身孕。

兰迪说，他要这个孩子，以后我们三个人幸福地生活在一起。我想，我们肯定会幸福的，虽然兰迪的年龄比我稍大一点(男人42岁，在现今这个社会不算太老，是吧)，也没有什么钱，但是，这些不应该成为我们感情的障碍，你们说对吗?

我们打算到深山老林里去，搭一间小木屋。我们已经在那准备好了过冬需要的木柴。当然，兰迪还有好几位女友，但是，我知道他会以他的方式对我表示忠诚的。他说，-他要和我生好多好多孩子，这也是我的梦想。

兰迪认为，大麻不会对任何人造成伤害，我将和他一起种植大麻，然后出售给我们的朋友。

同时，我们还要向上帝祈祷，希望科学家早日找到治愈艾滋病的方法，这样，兰迪就可以康复了。他应该能得到这样的好报。

爱你的女儿罗丝

读到这儿，父亲差点昏厥。这时，他看到另外几个字，“未完，见反面”。

他慌忙把信翻过来，那里有几行字：

“另：爸爸，你刚才读到的文字都不是真事。真实情况是，我在隔壁邻居的家中，并想让你知道.生活中有好多事情比我的成绩单要糟糕得多。我的成绩放在书桌中间的抽屉里，请你签上名，然后给我打电话，让我确信我可以平安回家了。”

During the years of suffering, a super hero called Maze was facing the war

of the Americans. One day he was planning a vacation, that was going to be

amazing; when a big giant octopus attacked the whole city…

He had no choice but to stop his vacation, and to stop the octopus. He was

transforming into a big octopus, and ready to battle Maze. Maze was ready; he

got his sword and shield ready for battle. When he came, everybody cheered for

him; the octopus was not very happy…

He used his legs and arms and kicked Maze right up into the air. Maze said

to the people; “I have a plan, but I’ll need you guys to help me with it;”

everybody agreed to help Maze, and so they all gathered around to listen to

Maze’s plan. He said to the people, “I need a person, to help and pull a string;

that way, when the giant octopus reached me, you guys just pull the string, and

it will trip; then I will need a guy that is good at tying knots, that is when

the giant octopus trips, that guy will tie his up and give it to me; then rest

of the problems I will deal with it…”

Everybody agreed to his magnificent plan, and so they got to work. First

Maze went to get a very long string, and gave it to two people that were very

good at strength to pull it, instead of pulling it let us make it that Maze’s

plan was not at length that good, for the octopus knew all about his plan; and

so could very easily pass the test…

When they failed, Maze thought about this problem; they all knew that the

octopus it always listening to their plans. Now what? Well since Maze could tell

the other people his plan, he had decided to show them his plan. He drew it on a

piece of white paper, and showed it to the people, he made some moves of how it

was done; they all understood, but the giant octopus didn’t. His plan was the

same, but the giant octopus didn’t know it.

He decided to be careful, but he couldn’t, because the string was

invisible; instead of the string part, Maze changed it into plastic paper; that

way the giant octopus couldn’t see what they were up to; this plan was good, but

let us see how it ends.

Then two men were pulling the plastic, the plastic paper broke; and so

maybe Maze didn’t think it all the way through. He changed a magnificent plan:

First of all, some people distract the giant octopus; and then Maze tied his

legs and arms; and threw him into the ocean, where he was gone and 100 percent

drowned with his legs and arms tied behind his back.

And so Maze saved the day once again, and when his mom and dad returned

home; they were very proud of him. But maze was still sad, his mom and dad

asked; “What is the matter Maze?” “Well, I did save the day Hooray! But I still

didn’t get a chance of relaxing like little children, they were like holidays!”

then his mother and father decided to hold him a holiday celebration, and lived

happily ever after.

The octopus did return, and it was all to his mom the scientist. Maze did

defeat him again and again; until the octopus was tired, he knew that he was not

the guy to beat Maze, so he changed his mind and left the city and gave lived to

Maze’s fans in peace.

The end…

猪八戒的分手搞笑情书

玉兰：

你好!

昨天，一个全世界伤心的日子，我终于走了。我要和另外两个老光棍，一个叫孙悟空，一个叫唐僧的，一起到西天出差，可能三五年才能回来。

你能想象我离开高老庄时的心情吗?我是三步一回猪头呀。我是多么希望在高老庄呆下来，和你过幸福生活。我耕田来你织布，我挑粪来你炒股。和和美美，恩恩爱爱。等你爸爸两腿一伸直，我们就齐心协力，生一大群猪崽=>然后再齐心协力，送他们读书，将来培养成猪百万、猪博士，多有成就感。等我们老得只剩一颗门牙的时候，我们就不会因为虚度年华而悔恨，也不会因为碌碌无为而羞耻，我们就敢拍着肥膘说，我们全部的生命和所有的精力，都已经献给了猪类最壮丽的事业，为猪类的传宗接代而斗争。

可惜，这一切美好的梦幻都被那个该死的猴子捅破了。把你抢走不说，还把我的洞也给烧光了。我辛辛苦苦那么些年，省吃检用，一餐只敢干掉三百来个馒头，好不容易买台雪花点牌二十一寸彩电，还有一台推土机牌电风扇，都被死猴子献爱心捐献给了重灾区——阎王地府。尽管彩电经常是满屏的雪花点，电风扇经常发出推土机般的吼叫，那也都是汗堆出来的呀。死猴子，要不是打不过他，我一定把他宰了，剁成好多块，在太阳下晒干。猴干没吃过吧，总有一天我会让你尝尝的。

还有那个该死的和尚，去西天取什么鸟经。我建议他采用门到门邮寄，或者门到港空运。他偏偏不听，非要自己去自己却又胆小，非要叫一大帮人去。另外，还有恐飞机症、恐火车症、恐轮船症……除了骑一匹重同性恋倾向的骤子马，他是见什么恐什么。这种怪胎也有，国家应该赶紧出钱圈养，并设立保护基金呀。再说了，经书取回来有什么用呀，纯属摆在书房当门面，让人搞不清他农民企业家的身份。我太了解这种人了。你说不去吧，赶上上级如来是个老糊涂，观音又恰好到更年期，惹恼了我容易下岗，没办法，有困难要去，没有困难创造困难也要去。

玉兰，真舍不得你呀，俗话说，一日夫妻百日恩，我们夫妻两年，尽管你老握着把锋利的剪刀，我一根手指头都没碰过你，我们也没有拿到民政部门发的床上驾驶执照，但我们毕竟一起生活了两年，想起我们生活在一起的点点滴滴，我就心如刀绞(这是一个成语，兰兰，我怕你不明白，所以要解释一下，就是把心捧在手里，用剪刀剪来剪去的意思，我查了好多字典才查到)。我知道你心里也很难受，可是，有什么办法呢?古人云：两情若是长久时，又岂在早晨和晚上(老祖宗说话有点黄，请娘子勿怪)，玉兰，你一定要等我回来，而且我也一定会组织还乡团杀回来的。这一点请兰妹一定要有信心。

祝兰妹和兰花一样亭亭玉立!

猪哥八戒泪书

饭统十三年庚子

My mom bought two rounds to me today bicycle, after coming home, I push it

to square to ride at once, I just went up to stepped on a car to break up, I

fell at a draught. There is a lot of child on square at that time playing, see

my trip, a lot of person laughed.

I put the car on square, come home to call Hong Yihan of my little brother

to help me practice cycling. I above ride, my little brother is helped up at the

back. I ride ah ride, came up against flower bed to go up a little while, bump

to the wall a little while. A lot of we two fall to go up often.

Practiced so one afternoon, I learned to ride a bicycle eventually. I help

a car up to make Hong Yihan of my little brother experienced again later. To the

dusk we can ride a bicycle. Although very tired, but we are very glad.

It is important to know our good and bad points because this knowledge will

help us to improve ourself. We should examine ourselves and learn who we

are.

对于我们来说，正确地认识自身的优缺点是很重要的，因为这个认识有助于我们自身的提高。我们应该检查自己并学着(认识)我们是谁。

Above all, we should recognize our strengths and weaknesses. For example, I

am healthy and fit, so I can work hard. Im also optimistic, humble and polite.

These are my strengths. However, I also have weaknesses. For one thing, Im

stubborn and a little impatient. Im sometimes lazy as well and can spent a

whole day just watching TV and eating junk food. Im not ashamed to admit these

bad pints. Knowing what they are lets me focus on improving myself.

首先，我们应该认识自己的优点和缺点。举个例子来说，我是个身体健康的人，所以我可以很努力的工作。我也是一个乐观、谦逊和有礼貌的人。这些是我的优点。可是，我也有缺点。首先，我是一个倔强和有点没有耐心的人。有时候我也很懒惰的，(我)可以花整天的时间看电视和吃垃圾食品。我没有对允许这些缺点(出现)而感到羞愧。了解这些优缺点使我(的注意力)聚焦在提高自身方面。

My family lives on this street. In the morning， my father goes to work and

all the children go to school. My mother takes us to school everyday. She does

the housework. She always has her lunch at home， and sees her friends in the

afternoon. In the evening all the children come home from school. They always

get home early. My father goes home from work and he is often late. After supper

my two brothers and I do our homework. We go to bed at ten.

I like to eat different kinds of delicious food , however, my favorite

food is dumplings. In my spare time , I like to make dumplings with my mother .

I think home-made dumplings are more delicious than those in supermarket .My

mother knows I love to eat them ,so she makes dumplings at every weekend . I

prefer eating dumplings . How about you

?

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我喜欢吃各种各样的美味的食物,但是,我最喜欢的食物是饺子。在我的业余时间,我喜欢和我妈妈包饺子。我认为自制的饺子比超市更美味。我妈妈知道我爱吃,所以她在每个周末做饺子。我喜欢吃饺子。你呢？

亲爱的妻子：

收到了你的来信，我很感动。你真不愧是我的爱妻，不愧是我可敬又可爱的老婆。你好像是我肚里的蛔虫，我心里想什么你都了如指掌。真真的让我好生佩服。我既高兴又兴奋。高兴的是，我有一位你这样睿智的娇妻，兴奋的是，我在你的眼里是那么伟大。

但我细细想来，你还缺乏辩证唯物主义思想，不能一分为二地看问题。不要只看到我的优点，看不见我的不足。只见小溪，未见大海。为了纠正你的错误思想，为了使你目光远大，为了弥补你的不足，不仅要你看到小溪河流，更要让你看到汪 洋大海，非常非常爱你的老公一我，下定决心，不怕牺牲，排除万难，写上信一封。双手奉献给我最尊敬的爱妻，敬请参阅。

提起那从前，我泪眼婆娑，不敢回首那当年。一曲悲歌唱起来，想当年……

想当年，我是多么的伟岸，多么的让人羡。人称标准的小大款。我自己挣钱自己花，花没了下月还给发。可现在，我挣钱都得给你拿，买包烟我还得给你说好话。一分钱掰成两半花。就这样，你还要经常告我妈。说我挣得不多，花钱大。

想当年，你稍不如意就把我骂，那时我觉得，你在把我爱。可现在，我不但在骂声中成长，而且还升了级，在打骂中去长大。经过千锤百炼的我，已经习惯了你的打和骂，我连一句也不敢回，一下也不敢打。就这样，你还告臓，打你是亲，胃你是爱。

想当年，我是多么的自由自在，我的心可以在无垠的空间任意飞。可现在，我的一切都是你的，我在你的视野里战战競競地把命活，我的兜你随便翻，我的包你随便看。时刻睁大你那警惕的双眼，时刻紧绷着你的阶级斗争那根弦，去限制我的资产阶级的小金库。你的信我不敢看，你的包我不敢翻。就这样，你还告诉我，不要侵犯妇女的隐私权。

想当年，你我各自有空间，我想散步你也去，那是因为你要我去陪伴，需要一个保镖和跟班。可现在，我想散步你可以不去，你要散步我必须去。我只好陪你把弯转。就这样，你还告诉我，不要侵犯妇女的合法权。

想当年，你是那样把我爱，一个苹果咱俩吃。可现在，一个苹果，你却和儿子一人一半;两个苹果，你和儿子一人一个;三个苹果，才能够轮到我吃，但也得是那个最小的。就这样，你还告诉我，这就是爱的奉献。

想当年，你挎着我的腕，叫我亲爱的。把我叫得团团转。可现在，不知道什么时候，你把称呼变。该死的、烦人的……名字一大串。就这样，你还告诉我，这是对我的最好关爱。

想当年，你对公婆是那么好，有事没事往我家里跑。进屋就问好，下地就做活。可现在，还得我妈给你来做饭。就这样，你还告诉我，你是为了给我传后代。

想当年，你温柔又体贴，像个小猫咪。可人爱可人怜。可现在，你经常向我提出棘手的问题，你说：“我和你妈都掉到河里，你先救谁?”我告诉你，先救我妈，你说我没良心。说先救你，你又不信。弄得我是进退两难。就这样，你告诉我，这是对我的考验。

想当年，我对你一心一意，你也从不猜疑。可现在，你经常问我一些可笑的问题。你说：“如果我爱上了一个人，你该怎么办?”我告诉你说，我把他杀了，你说我自私、暴力。我忙改口说：“我成全你们。”你哭了，说我不爱你，想把你甩掉。我只好去哄你。就这样，你还告诉我说，这是对爱的检验。

想当年，你可以潇潇洒洒地把钱花，你可以大大方方地把东西往娘家拿，衣服随便买，钱你随便花。稍有不顺心，就叫我靠边站。

你留给我的是一片空白，剩下的是一副空壳。没有思想，不能乱说乱动。

我真的不明白，你好像墨索里尼，总是那么有理。但，

不管怎么样，我还是那么爱你，那么喜欢你。娶到你是我一生的幸福。

家是我的，也是你的，但归根结底是我们的。我们夫妻俩朝气蓬勃，正在亲情时期，好像中午12点钟的太阳，

希望寄托在我们身上。

这就是爱，说也说得清楚。这就是爱，不稀里不糊

虽然不懂你但很爱你的老公

Dear Tom,

Thanks for your letter which finally caught up with me in London. I suppose youre keen to hear how the trip has been so far. So heres a short description of whats happened.

Well, you remember we left Sydney on Monday and arrived in London 24 hours later. After such a long and exhausting flight the first thing we did was to have a good, long sleep. And after that?a good meal to make up for all that horrible airline stuff!

The first real day of our holiday was spent just walking around London to get a feel of the place. After that, however, we were more particular and planned each day carefully.

First, we looked at all the historical sights, such as the Tower of London, the Houses of Parliament, the British Museum and the National Gallery. Then we visited some other famous places, such as Kew Gardens and Hampstead Heath. Finally, we took a one-day trip to Oxford, which is really the most marvelous town. You should make sure to go there when you visit England.

After we had seen a lot of London, we flew to Paris. A t first, we didnt like the place-I suppose because it was so different from London. Later, though, we began to really love it and started to appreciate its differentness.

The final stage of our trip is a visit to Rome, after which we will be staying in Singapore for two days before returning to Australia.

Hope everyone is well. See you soon.

Dear Mike,

This Saturday is my birthday and my parents will hold a simple celebrating

party for me. I am glad to invite you to come to the party. Blair, Emma and Roan

will also be invited. I am sure we will have a good time. We will have dinner at

18:30 so that you are wished to come at 18:15. My mother is a good cook and you

will enjoy the dishes. After the dinner, we will play some small games and then

eat the cake. My parents and I sincerely expect you to come and hope to see you

then.

True yours,

Daniel

Dear Mercy,

亲爱的梅斯，

How is everything going! Last time you said you are anxious now because you

find it hard to learn English well. Don’t worry. I think you have to improve

your English step by step. And I will right behind you. In my view, you should

develop you interest on English first. According to my experience, I think

watching English movie, listen to some wonderful English songs and talk in

English on the Internet would be helpful. Secondly, you have to prepare lessons

before class that will help you understand what the teacher says in the class. I

know you feel bored in the class, but you have force yourself to be

concentrated. A few days later you will feel it a little easy to learn English.

The left steps I will tell next time. By the way, we have not seen each other

since your family move to Hunan a year ago. Have you ever thought about going

back to visit me and learn English together in the coming Summer vacation.

Looking forward to your reply.

过得可好。上次你说你现在很焦虑因为你觉得很难学好英语。别担心。我觉得要提高英语你得一步步来。我会帮你的。在我看来，首先应该要培养你对英语的兴趣。根据我的经验，我认为看英文电影，听美妙的英文歌曲以及在互联网上与他人用英语交流会有很大的帮助。其次，你要预习，这样可以让你理解老师在课堂上说的东西。我知道你觉得上英语课很无聊，但你必须强迫自己聚精会神的听。一段时间后，你会感觉到学习英语变得容易些了。剩下的步骤下一次我会告诉你的。顺便提一下，自从一年前你们家搬到湖南后我们就没见过面。你有没有想过暑假的时候回来看看我，我们可以一起学习英语。期待你的回复。

Best wishes,

Li

丽

The beautiful spring, I love you. You are lovely. You are a season for

revival. Spring is colorful. The flowers bloom. Grass and trees turn green. I

love spring. It is warm outside, and I can go and play.

亲爱的老师：

您好!

您是一位好老师，对学生十分负责，不像五年级时的英语王老师，动不动就说不给上课(还真不给上课)，您虽然动不动就发火，可是您还是爱我们的呀。

记得有一次，您上课的时候，可我们在下面又是说，又是笑，又是比划，可忙坏了。您开始想着我们会改正(这是我理解的)，但我们还不改正，反而变本加厉的说着我们感兴趣的话题。您生气了，把书往桌上狠狠地扔了一下，您对我们大喊：“停!”我们吓的打一了颤，然后赶紧装模作样的拿起书读，谁知我们一出声，就“驴头不对马嘴”。您又发火了，干脆坐下来和我们比赛——看谁“熬”过谁。我们一见您这阵势，我们也不读了，但是就怕您告诉数学老师，让他批我们。过了一会，要下课了，您气消了，又教我们读起了英语。

还有一次，班上同学——王莹在英语课上，肚子里“翻江倒海”，头上也渗出了豆大的汗珠，满脸通红。下课了，您还在“拖”课，走到王莹那，看见她的样子。于是手拉着王莹的手，一手摸着她的头，亲切的问她的病情，并安慰她。您拉着她下楼，她烧的太厉害，四肢抽筋，您便把她背了下去。

老师，您是多么爱我的呀，我们将永远感谢您!

祝您：

永远年轻，永远美丽!

您的学生

After the death of Cassim, Ali Baba wanted revenge from those terrible

robbers, and so thought of a plan. When his wife and he finished their porridge,

Ali Baba used his money and bought as much oil as his three mules could carry;

and then disguised himself as the king’s peasant.

When it was the afternoon, Ali Baba tied the jars of oil to his three

mules, and then set off to where the rock is. When the robbers arrived they saw

Ali Baba in the disguise of a peasant, they said, “Dear king’s peasant, we wish

to let you move aside, so that we could get something that could make our

life-a-a-a-better,” “Okay dear boys, but first I want you to have some of this

oil which is fresh made. They are very cheap.”

The robbers argued with Ali Baba until they said, okay, but first you step

aside while we get something in the cave; and then come out to buy some oil;”

then they drove Ali Baba away for about a kilometer away from the rock, and then

went back to get their money. The captain of the robbers said, “Open sesame!”

and the door flew wide open, and then they walked inside. After a short time

they came back, they loaded some wood so as to pretend they went there just to

get wood; and then rode off to where Ali Baba stood staring at them eagerly.

“Okay king’s peasant,” said the captain of the robbers, “We shall drink the

oil in which you requested us to do;” and so Ali Baba gave them each a scoop of

oil to drink, and then went back himself.

The next day he went to where the robbers lived, since oil can make people

dizzy, they probably should wake up very, very late. And so he took with him a

can of white paint, and painted their house door with it; then without a word to

say, he carved, “Put the robbers in jail, they stole some money and pretended

that they were nice!”

After a short time he found the robbers waking up, and then dressing up.

They found out all the people in town were staring at their door, they thought,

“Look Erick! They must think our door is pretty indeed. ”And then all the

robbers went out and waved here and there without even noticing that on their

door was the sign. And so they had to be arrested. After a few minutes when they

opened their eyes, they were in jail. And they had a guard to guard the lock,

and so they couldn’t get the keys and come out.

The robbers were not happy, but they said, “Chill up,” to every other

robber because that they had a sick plan.

When the summer holiday came， my cousin and I went to Huamei International

Schooland joined the English and Art Camp.

The camp lasted for three weeks. We had many interesting activities. I

enjoyed them so much， and I was always happy.

I made more new friends there too. I like studying and playing with them

very much and I think they were very friendly.

Our classroom， bedroom and canteen were all very comfortable. They are not

only bright， but also tidy and clean. The food in the canteen was also very

delicious and healthy. I enjoyed the school food a lot. The teachers loved us

very much and they took good care of us.

I like the life in Huamei International School.