英语自我介绍大学简短作文【汇编20篇】

My name is xxx. I was born in (Dalian, Liaoning )xxx province in February 1994. I am average height, medium build.(我中等身高，不胖不瘦)I have long black hair and I wear a pear of glasses. I usually wear a red coat and a black trousers.Bcause my favourite colours are black and red .My father is a worker,and he works very hard .My mother is an Enlish teacher ,and she is kind to her students. I have a small room .There is a bed and a desk in it . The main subjects I studied at school included Chinese, maths, English, physics, chemistry and computer.I have many haobbis ,for example, I like English and computer best and I am very good at them. Last year I won a prize in the school computer competition. In my spare time I enjoy listening to popular music and collecting stamps. My favorite sports are swimming in summer and skating in winter. That is me ,a lovely girl.

My name am Li Rong , is a ClaOne Grade Six student of Hongshan elementary school. I like dancing,performing, managing, and singing! The hobbies are much more. I have written a good character, obtains teachers performance frequently. From the first grade, I has been being various branches group leader. I had obtained many certificates,and have published many articles. Hoped that my performance can make you to satisfy! Hoped that my name can keep in your heart!

Good morning everyone,my name is XX,and my english name is XX. Iam 21 years old and iam from (qingdao/XX) .

I have very happy family, they were my mother,my father and i. my father is soldier and my mother is doctor .i love them verymuch,we leave very luckly everyday!

I have some interests, four example: play piano singsong ang swimming.I have lend so much from them.

when i was young, i haved a dream, i was dreaming flying in the sky, so ,i long to work in the plain. then, iam here,i weash you would take me, because iam looking four would, to working four(china easten airlines),nice meeting you again.

thank you !

Everybody is good, very honored to attend this interview. I am an accounting professional fresh graduates, four years of professional learning for me to have a solid grasp the professional knowledge. Can be familiar with word, excel, ufida U8 financial software and ERP management system. I am a man of stable character and have the patience to do things, with steadfast diligent, bears hardships and stands hard work, positive attitude. Accounting professional study more cultivated my careful, rigorous learning attitude to life. The school with a good relationship between teachers and students, good team cooperation spirit, has the strong logical thinking ability and strong sense of responsibility, and will continue to be in the later work. It is because of this kind of personality factors, I like it very much accounting work.

Practices, in financial software practice class, we modify employee data input to the customer, business process, documents drawn up, and statements of production output has done a lot of practice. Through practice accounting accounting process simulation, learned from collecting original vouchers, filling in accounting vouchers, registration books, invoicing, to the whole process of making statements. Through professional learning, I more determined the choice of the accounting of this industry, I think is fit for the job, and hope that in the course of accounting career achievement! I is now in the junior accountant and certified public accountant, hope to enrich accounting expertise, efforts to develop to become a qualified accountant. I hope to find a financial job, can let I will give full play to the leadership, improve the ability of the accounting business, contribute a strength for the company. Passion for the financial work extremely and the spirit of persistence is the biggest factor that I have confidence to do a good job of accounting!

the call of the wild in the beginnning, buck lived in a happly life . he was the lovely pet of the miller . he could get sufficient food everyday. however , happy time is always short . unluckily,he was stolen and sold to pay off a gambling debt. buck was taken to alaska and sold to a pair of french canadians who were impressed with his physique. they trained him as a sled dog, and he quickly learned how to survive the cold winter nights and the pack society by observing his teammates. buck was later sold again and passed hands several times, all the while improving his abilities as a sled dog and pack leader. there life was hard ,but he could feel the warmth given to him by thornton . so buck came to love him and grew devoted to him. i was deeply impressed by him .

however , at last, thornton was killed by indians . it was a pity . the world is dominated by those who are much stronger and more powerful than common people, and only the stronger ones could exist. this is the law of club and fang. buck gradually realizes the law and begins to obey the law after he is stolen and taken to the would. the savage environment which is full of tricks, dangers and deaths turns him to be more powerful and cunning. finally, he becomes the leader of his team. similar to the would, our society becomes crueler and crueler, and living in the society becomes

harder and harder. if you want to exist, to have a good life, you should be tough enough to stand the sufferings; you should keep alert, watch and learn; you should make yourself stronger than others. this is the law of living.

My name is.... I am eleven years old this year. I am tall and thin with two big eyes.I like reading, collecting stamps, playing the piano, playing table tennis, traveling and so on. I also like eating meat because it is delicious. I am interested in maths and English. I study hard every day so I am good at maths and English. I also like playing basketball on weekends with my friends. My favorite star is Yao Ming. I admire him very much.

My View on Helping Others in Need

In modern society we are often sorry to see that people are reluctant to help others out, not to mention helping a stranger; offering a helping hand seems to be out of accord with the times。

Then what’s wrong with our society? Some people may say that facing skyrocketing housing prices, expensive medical expenditure

and soaring commodity prices, they have no choice but to struggle to make a living, and thus it would be impossible to spare a hand to help others because it may bring them into trouble. Therefore, standing by indifferently is their only choice。

However, is it necessary to be selfish in order to survive, or in order to ensure that people do not take advantage of you? In my opinion, helping others brings a strong sense of accomplishment. What’s more, the evaluation criteria

for judging one individual’s success should be modified so that offering a helping hand to people in need is encouraged and welcomed in our society all the time。

Taiwan is part of our country. It is the largest island in China. It has an area of about 36,000 square kilometers and a population of over 20 million. It is separated from the mainland by the Taiwan Strait. On the island the climate is mild and the resources are very rich.

Many, many centuries ago there were the Chinese who lived and worked in Taiwan. In the 17th ccntury the Dutch invaded Taiwan. In 1661 an army under Zheng Chenggong drove out the Dutch.

[高中英语作文介绍台湾

Chengdu City Chengdu, the capital city of Sichuan province in China, has been recognized as “the land of abundance” for a long time. With rich cultural heritage, Chengdu is one of the most popular destinations for tourists in China. People who once step onto the land of Chengdu city will quickly fall in love with life there. It seems that Chengdu people are living a happy life with less pressure from their occupation, family or from the conflict social competition. Children, for example, can enjoy the child-only facilities in the parks. They can play with peers and make friends with each other. For teenagers and adults, the various entertainment places and snack streets are indispensable part of their life. The old in Chengdu can also sit in a teahouse with a cup of tea after dinner and gossip their family. The pace of life in Chengdu is slower than in other big cities. People tend to spend more time and efforts to create and experience happiness.

Chengdu is a city where one comes and doesn’t want to leave. There are many famous scenic spots such as Jingli, Kuanzai Street, Tianfu Square and Chengdu Panda Base. In Chengdu, one can not only enjoy shopping in Tianfu square, walking on the ancient streets and buy souvenirs in traditional houses or stores on Jingli and Kuangzai Street, but also play with cute pandas and help feed their cubs in the Panda Base. Furthermore, watching a Sichuan Opera Show will also provide a newcomer with unforgettable and precious memories. The delicate face-changing in Sichuan Opera has become a symbol of Sichuan culture.

Good morning Sir, (What will you say if it is a woman?)

I am glad to be here for this interview. First, let me thank you for finding time in the midst of pressing affairs.

I am 25 years old and I am local. (I live locally sounds better) I am seeking an opportunity to work with XXX as Sales. (IN sales or As a Sales representative/whatever)。My professional experience and my awareness of your unparalleled reputation have led me to want to work for your company.

I have a bachelor degree with a major in Mechanical and Electrical field.(pause) Graduated from the XXX university in 20xx. Over the past three years, I have worked with XXX Co.,Ltd as Sales (again, in sales or as a sales man/person/rep?) who responsible (with responsibility mainly) for the market of Hunan. During this period, I have learnt much. I learned the values of teamwork and commitment, how to win, how to work hard, how to concentrate and focus on goals, and how to balance my time and priorities. Additional experience in other fields such as graduation practice in factory and commercial negotiation also reinforces my value to your company.

I enjoy thinking, enjoy learning, enjoy working, (and I am )able to bear work pressure.

In my free time, I often participate (in) activities such as table tennis (and) badminton.

I am expecting to become your colleague on some day. (More tactful to say ’I would love to become you colleague/join the company)

Because being offhand in advance, let’s leave it at that. (This sentence makes no sense. ’Being offhand’ means to be rude, inconsiderate, ill-mannered so I don’t think that is whay you mean! In advance of what? ’Let’s leave it at that’ is a command, it sounds rather abrupt and ill-mannered to me, again I don’t think this is what you meant. How about ’I would love to join your company and you would not regret giving me this opportunity.’ and just finish with a smile!)

Thanks.

[外企面试英语自我介绍

My Mother

when i sat at the desk, trying to write the essay, i found it hard to set pen to paper. staring at the topic i deliberately chose for myself my mother, i felt the memory of 20 years with my mother suddenly turned into a haze, blurring my eyes to discern the past, with nothing towering, nothing flaring, nothing impressive or special enough as a landmark. the haze gradually cleared away, revealing the image of an amicable woman. i recalled a line from the famous movie sleepless in seattle. the radio column hostess asked sam, whats so special about your wife? he answered, thats millions of small things. right,trivial and commonplace, like obscure beans, yet woven into the most spectacular necklace by the power of love. my mother is ordinary, but in my eyes she is special.

my mother gave birth to me with eceptionally difficult labor. father received an emergency notice and was faced with a choice between the adult and the infant. of course,the adult. so my coming into this world was an unepected fortune at the price of mothers painful insistence. thus my 20 years began like this my mother eerted every effort to give me love, but i returned her with a deep scar that was to stay with her all through my growth.

my mother is a senior high school english teacher. under standably, she wanted her daughter to pick up english early to give her an edge to later study, which i did not understand at the age of eight. i was so obsessed with fun and games that i hated to stay peacefully with all those strange phonetic symbols and odd words. i wondered what pleasure mother seemed to have found in teaching me a,b, c. wasnt teaching at school tire some enough for her? i went on strike, refusing to spell a single word no matter how tender or severe mother tried to be with me. for the first time in my life, mother beat me, imprinting on my mind. the physical pain was gone long, long ago. but i have finally come to understand how it pained my mother to beat me for my obstinacy and disobedience, and i ache at her pain.

mother never gave up evoking in me an interest in knowledge. she placed the most emphasis on my education and took the most pleasure in my gradual formation of self-discipline in preparing myself for future development. thanks to her effort and influence, i have been doing well, not only in english, but also in my positive attitudes and conviction towards life.

now i am so grateful to my mother for everything she has taught me, but at that time it was far beyond my comprehension. as a little girl, i thought of my mother as meticulous and my father as a best playmate. i still remember i wrote in my elementary school a composition dedicated to my father about how he cared for me. naturally mother felt she was ignored, so i wrote another one for mother, intending to tell her she was so good a teacher that she sometimes had only students on mind and neglected her daughter. unepectedly, mother was gloomed and her eyes went wet. i am so sorry now for that affected composition. i am mothers daughter, and i am mothers student. i could never be neglected by mother, because i am the forever scar on her body, the forever pain on her mind, yet the forever bliss in her life.

i did not write much in the past about mothers love for me. today, this essay is for her, and for her only. i wish to let her know my regret and gratitude. i wish she could hear, i love you, mother.

简 评

古往今来，人们都说，母爱是世界上最伟大的爱。作者通过回忆历历往事，用她深情的笔调，为我们谱写了又一首歌颂母亲的赞歌，刻画了一位平凡而伟大的母亲的生动形象，让我们又一次领略到母亲无私奉献的崇高精神。

该散文文笔优美，语言纯正，声情并茂，感人肺腑，愿天下所有的儿女都能像作者一样真正感受到舐犊情深，并回报这份浓厚、纯洁的母爱。

当然，本文在事例具体、内容充实方面还有进一步改进的余地。母亲的形象也似乎略欠丰满。

My name is——. There are 4 people in my family. My father is a Chemistryteacher. He teaches chemistry in senior high school. My mother is an English teacher. She teaches English in the university. I have a younger brother, he is a junior high school student and is preparing for the entrance exam.

I like to read English story books in my free time. Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E- books to read. Reading E- books is fun. In addition, it also enlarges my vocabulary words because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.

I hope to study both English and computer technology because I am interested in both of the subjects. Maybe one day I could combine both of them and apply to my research in the future.

My name is Liu Xianyang, a small student of Baiyun, reading class six in grade three.

I have a round face, big eyes, red mouth. I have a pair of big ears, and I hear it very clearly. My hands are long, my feet are big, and I run fast.

I like to blow the gourd, it is a national musical instrument, the sound of blowing out sounds good. I will blow the music of the happy water splashing Festival, the catch swing, the reed Shaw love.

I love to laugh, love sports, like to make friends with others, and everyone comes to make friends with me.

I hold a Bachelor of Science in Nursing。 The course has provided me the formal training necessary to be a nurse。 Besides， I possess ten years of extensive experience ranging from Nursing Assistant to Nursing Supervisor at XYZ Hospital。 My responsibilities include patient assessment and staff development， as well as the coordination of other health care services such as dietary， food nutrition， physical therapy and pharmacy。

I believe my strong clinical background and experience make me a valuable asset to your hospital。 I would be pleased to attend an interview。

我认为科学的护理学学士学位。该课程为我提供了必要成为一名护士正规培训。此外，我拥有十多年的从护理助理护理主管在某某医院拥有丰富的经验。我的职责包括患者评估和员工发展，以及其他的卫生保健服务，如饮食，食品营养，理疗和药房的协调。

我相信我的强烈临床背景和经验，让我一个宝贵的资产，你的医院。我很高兴参加面试。

Autumn is a beautiful season, Tianmei, water beauty, the field more beautiful.

Walking the field path, the roadside neat white poplar stretched a huge arm, such as a vigorous soldiers, mighty. The leaves of the branches have been put on yellow. Breeze blowing, rushing sound. Leaves could not withstand the temptation of the autumn wind, naughty flying in the air some, then fluttering leisurely fell to the ground, the earth covered with a layer of natural carpet. Carpet yellow, soft, stepped up to rustling.

Through the field path, golden wheat field greeted. Autumn wind blowing, wheat waves rolling, I seem to exposure to the golden ocean. Wheat waves in the sun shining under the glare, thorn people were blinded. But how can I let this charming scenery? Risking the pain of eyes have to enjoy some. You look! Pigeon wheat grinning mouth, swinging laughing waist, frequently nodded, mutual respect. They must be in the open harvest dance, no wonder the wind girl a long time do not want to leave for the wheat field bursts of fragrance.

Distant, corn is also quite straight pole, seems to guard this beautiful field. Perhaps they are also attracted by this fascinating scenery, willing to do this beauty guardian.

Watching the wheat waves rolling, sniffing array of wheat incense, peasant uncle a smile full of face surfaced in front of me. I was drunk and immersed in this fascinating scenery.

I love the autumn, the more beautiful autumn fields.

各位好，我叫XXX，来自XX。

孔子和孟子都出生在我们家乡。 所以，我们那里又被称为孔孟之乡，礼仪之邦。

我这个人小毛病很多，想必大家有所听说。有做的不对的地方，还请大家告诉我一声，我会改正。

在大学里，第一要学会做人，我要改变自己。

在座的都是青年才俊，有句话是这样说，我要向大家学习。

前面同学有人谈到专科和本科的关系，并引经据典，阐述观点。这令我想起清人龚定庵的一句话，是“科以人重科亦重，人以科传人可知”。科，就是科举，高考前身。举个例子，我刘长清是广科的轮机专科，以后我厉害了，广科的名气也高了。(笑……鼓掌……)一个人什么没有，只好对别人说，自己是广科的本科生。这样的人我们都知道他是什么样的人。

来到广科，我很喜欢这个校园。轮机，好。我在浏览信息时看到这个专业，觉得很好，很适合自己。我来自农村，虽然很胖，家里也不富裕，所以应该能吃苦。

我来此求学，希望能得到师长和同学的教诲。我要让自己的大学生活很充实，不要空虚和无聊;我要时刻保持一种“饥渴感”，对知识的饥渴，对生活的饥渴。

我认为出海有个很好的好处，可以给我一个空间，让我静下来，读书。我不知道能不能带些书到船上。但我曾幻想，自己在海风中看书，在海浪边写日记。我比较喜欢看文学方面的书，感觉这样的生活很理想。

以上的我的，谢谢大家!

my name is gui chun zi , my english name is annabelle ; im elven years old . im a lively girl .i like reading good books and play computer games. my favorite color is purple and pink. i like eat hanburger and fruit .i dont like eat lobster. so i refuse eat lobster .

whats your name ? how old are you? lets be good friends!

Hi! Hello, my name is Pan Ziyang, I am a lively and lovely little girl, I would like to introduce myself to you!

I have curly hair, sometimes is the "lion Mao" is sometimes beautiful wave volume, I have a cherry small mouth, the one and only.

My dress is sometimes very fashionable, avant-garde fashion sweater, sometimes cute skirt, I sometimes wear cool coat.

My body is round, tall, everybody calls me "fat girl", round body is also very distressed, alas!

I put the "female man" image of the performance of the most incisive, at that time, I took a box of apples from the ground floor has been carried to the seventh floor, have no rest, on the floor, I gasped, aunt suddenly said Mom gave both box watermelon to me, let me get down, no I can only take measures! I was carrying two boxes of watermelon, carrying a bag from the first floor to the seven floor, and when I got home, I immediately fell asleep in bed.

This is me, a lively and lovely woman.

英语是世界上最流行的语言，也是所有语言中使用最广泛的语言，学好英语有利于我们对外交流。下面是小编带来的是大学学生活动英语作文，希望对您有帮助。

Yesterday, Qiingdao University College of automation engineering, Qingdao Youth Volunteer Association jointly launched a dust motes do, love “ ” public welfare activities, I as a youth volunteer association had the honor to participate in the fund-raising activities. The fundraiser is to raise money to sell things, activities carried out in the center of Qiingdao University campus. YVA volunteers were divided into 6 groups, each group of 10 people in general, green campus everywhere can see the figure of the workers to raise money. To tell the truth, when I wear work clothes of the volunteer listed south, I feel very proud and proud, I suddenly feel more of a mission, feel that they can for the society, for others to contribute to a force.

Walk in the green campus, kind of schoolmates everywhere, whenever we say that after the event, senior students can show their love. In fact, in my opinion the sums does not matter, as long as the heart is enough. A small trickle of love can also gather freely like love. As the song says: “ as long as everyone gives a love, the world will become a beautiful world

I dont think its necessarily a volunteer to be a volunteer, but not a volunteer. In my opinion, volunteering is just a term. Every one of us can do volunteer work anytime and anywhere in our daily life. For example: help the old to cross the road, pick up the fallen things for others, such as on the bus for the elderly seat, etc. and so on, as long as you are doing these things, you are a volunteer.

The most important thing to do as a volunteer is to have a heart, a heart that is willing to serve others and help others to solve the difficulties. Volunteers do not matter big or small points, the ancients said: do not be good for small and not for. And we do volunteer work is to small things on the line, do little things at all times, big event collective.

If we constantly through their own any behavior at any time to do their best to help others, to influence people, they participate in, to help t to others, we do volunteer work will be arriving.

Finally I wish Qiingdao University volunteer team more and more stronger.

Wish us Qiingdao University better and better

I wish the society more and more harmonious.

昨天，青岛大学自动化工程学院青年志愿者协会携手青岛微尘发起了一场名为“做微尘，献爱心”的公益活动，我作为一名青协义工有幸参与了这场募捐活动。此次募捐活动主要是以义卖物品的方式来募集善款，活动在青岛大学中心校区进行。我们青协义工共分为6个小组，每组一般10人，青大校园内随处可见义工们募集善款的身影。说实话，当我穿上市南义工工作服的时候，我感到无比的骄傲和自豪，那时的我突然觉得自己多了一份使命，觉得自己也可以为社会，为他人贡献自己的一份力量了。

走在青大的校园中，好心的师哥师姐随处可见，每当我们说明白活动后，师哥师姐们都会献出自己的一份爱心。其实在我看来钱多钱少都无所谓，只要有那份心就足够了。涓涓细流般的小爱同样可以汇聚成汪洋恣肆般的大爱。正如歌曲中唱的那样：“只要人人都献出一份爱，世界将变成美好的人间

我认为其实并不是一定压迫成为义工群里的成员才是义工，而不是成员就不义工了。在我看来，义工只是一个称谓，我们每个人日常生活中随时随地都可以去做义工。比如：帮助老人过马路，为别人捡起掉下的东西，再比如在公交车上为老人让座，等等等等，只要你在做这些东西了，你就是一名义工了。

做义工最重要的是一份心，一份愿意为别人服务，帮助别人解决困难的心。做义工没有大事小事之分，古人云：勿以善小而不为。而我们做义工就是要向小事看齐，做到小事时时为，大事集体为。

如果我们不断地通过自己在任何时候的任何行为去尽自己力所能及的力量去帮助别人，去影响身边的人，是他们参加进来，去帮助需要帮助的t他人，我们做义工的目的就要到达了。

最后祝青岛大学义工队伍越来越壮大。

祝我们青岛大学越来越好

祝社会愈来愈和谐。

我叫xxx，来自xxxx县。现是xxx师范学院信息系的大学新生。学生会学习部干事， 08计本3班的班长。2004年荣获“县三好学生”，2005年荣获“优秀班干部”称号，2006年荣获“优秀团员”、“优秀班干部”，2008年荣获“优秀团员”称号。我虽个子不高，但志向远大，立志成才。在大学的四年里，我将努力拼搏，艰苦奋斗，实现自己的理想和目标!

我的爱好广泛。我喜欢学习，看课外书。因为知识能充实我的大脑，能增长我的的阅历，能丰富我的人生!

我喜欢运动，踢球、打乒乓球、游泳是我喜爱的运动项目。而短跑是我的强项，100米13秒的成绩。虽然这个水平对高手来说是很差的成绩，但对于我来说是挺自豪的事情，因为我的个子比较小，爆发力比较强。踢球是我的最爱，每星期五，我都会跟班里同学一起玩。

我喜欢交朋友，但我不喜欢撒网式的交友。不论是异性还是同性，志同道合、有共同的兴趣、爱好的人，我跟他们比较容易相处，而且有个多共同的话题，他们也是我的好朋友。当然，什么样的人我都会跟他接触，一来能锻炼我的交际能力，二来能发展自己的人际关系。

人生路漫漫，在自己的青春岁月里，尽情释放自己的激情，挥洒自己的汗水,为自己的理想而奋斗吧!!!

april fools day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fools errands, and fool the unsuspecting. no one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in france.

传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

the closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in france. new years was celebrated on march 25 and celebrations lasted until april 1st. when new years day as changed from march 25 to january 1st in the mid-1560s by king charles ix, there were some people who still celebrated it on april 1st and those people were called april fools.

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

pranks performed on april fools day range from the simple, (such as saying, "your shoes untied!), to the elaborate. setting a roommates alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. the news media even gets involved. for instance, a british short film once shown on april fools day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "april fool!"

愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句“你鞋带开了!”)，有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"

april fools day is a "for-fun-only" observance. nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. nobody gets off work or school. its simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next april fool!

愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。

each country celebrates april fools differently. in france, the april fools is called "april fish" (poisson davril). the french fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "poisson davril!".

每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作“april fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上，当有人发现的时候，他们就会喊：“poisson davril!”.

in england, tricks can be played only in the morning. if a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long and you are called an "april gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. the second day in scotlands april fools is called taily day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. taily days gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "kick me" sign.

在英国，只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了，那你就是“面条”。在苏格兰，愚人节要持续2天，被耍的人被称为“四月布谷”。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做taily day，恶作剧主要在别人的屁股上做文章。