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寒假有趣的事英语作文带翻译【精选20篇】

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英语日记带翻译

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I made cake today

Today,I suddenly wanted to eat cake,so I decided to make one. Firstly,I

prepared ingredent: eggs,flour,butter,orange juice,baking soda, sugar and milk.

Then started work. First step, beat the eggs.Second step,mixed the flour, butter

and sugar.Third step, put fruit,milk, orange juice and baking soda into them and

mixed.Fourth step, kneaded into a small dough.Fifth step,put the dough in the

oven and baked for one hour. Finally the cake was done!I ate the cake that I

made myself,that was very delicious,I was so happy.

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我今天做蛋糕了

今天,我突然想吃蛋糕,所以我决定做一个。首先,我准备原材料:鸡蛋、面粉、黄油、橙汁、小苏打、糖和牛奶。然后就开始做了。第一步,打鸡蛋。第二步,将面粉、黄油和糖和打好的鸡蛋混在一起。第三步,放入水果、牛奶、橙汁和小苏打,并且拌匀。第四步,将拌好的面粉揉成一个个小面团。第五步,将小面团放入烤箱烘焙一个小时。最后,蛋糕就做好了。我吃着自己做的蛋糕,美味极了,我很开心。

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篇1:高中英语春节作文及翻译

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There are many festivals in China,During these holidays, my favorite holiday is Chinese New Year.Not only because it’s the biggest festival in the year, but also because it’s a new beginning that brings hope to people and it’s time for family gathering.Before the festival, people come home no matter where they are.Usually, we have a big dinner on the New Year’s Eve. And then families sit together and share their lives or planes.Some will play games or hang out to have some fun.

On the New Year’s Day, people get up early and say good words to anyone they meet.Children can get lucky money from relatives.In the following days, we will visit relative’s home and bring New Year’s wishes to them.In short, it’s a time for family gathering and all of us enjoy it.

在中国,一年有很多节日,在这些节日中,我最喜欢春节。这不仅因为它是一年中最大的节日,更因为它是新一年的开始,给人们带来新的希望,也因为它是亲朋好友团聚的时刻。不管身在何方,人们总会在春节前回到家里准备过节。

通常,我们会在除夕夜吃一顿丰盛的晚餐,之后家人团座一起,分享一年以来的生活以及新年计划。有的人则会玩游戏或者出去玩。大年初一,人们通常会早起,会与见到的人说吉祥话。孩子们会得到压岁钱。在接下来的几天里,人们会带上新年祝福互相串门拜年。总之,春节是一个欢聚一堂、供人享乐的日子。

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篇2:寒假初一英语日记

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The end of the year, on New Years Eve is the reunion night, every family is decorated, celebrate a peaceful year end, the new year started.

On the eve of new years Eve, all the family are busy with the Spring Festival couplets. Our family is no exception, and the couplets at home are still posted by me every year. In fact, the knowledge of this couplet is quite great. When you saw this couplet last year, you will know the hopes and intentions of the family in the new year, and you will know what happy events happen in the familys family in the past year.

In this day, the happiest of all the children, they were early to call for adults to meet the year, because after the end of the year, they can put fireworks. When the fireworks, several children are shouting, dancing in the side, that Gaoxing Jin jiubeng mention, and even adults are also infected with them. After the fireworks one family around the table to eat family reunion dinner, the most interesting thing is to eat dumplings, and it also can eat to eat dumplings, who eat the money that who will be the best in the new year of luck, so you are to eat, who also rob the rich dumplings. But whether to eat or not to eat or eating dumplings this atmosphere is the most unforgettable......

New years Eve is the most memorable night!

结语:可以说寒假是一个新的起点,正在离我们不远处等着我们全市界的小朋友们,当然,还会有我们学校的一些大同学。

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篇3:英语封信带翻译

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My name is WangLei . My birthday is on August 11. We have a good

birthday party. My mother makes a birthday cake for me. It’s big and tasty. My

father give me a football. Because I like playing football. Many friends come to

my home .We are very happy. They give me a lot of presents and some birthday

cards. We sing and dance. We eat food and fruit. We play games together. We have

a good

time.

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我的名字叫王磊。我的生日是8月11日。我们有一个很好的生日聚会。我妈妈使我一个生日蛋糕。它是又大又好吃。我父亲给我一个足球。因为我喜欢踢足球。很多朋友来我家。我们非常高兴。他们给了我很多的礼物和一些生日贺卡。我们唱歌跳舞。我们吃的食物和水果。我们一起玩游戏。我们有一个美好的时光。

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篇4:英语封信带翻译

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Dear Amy,

亲爱的艾米:

Long time no see. How is everything going? I am writing to tell you a good

new about me. I received my high school admission this morning. It is No.1 high

school in my hometown. You know that it is my dream school. I am so excited to

share this good news with you. You will be happy for me, right? Now, it is your

turn. How about you? Have you receive you admission yet? Have you come back from

your Guangzhou trip? I am eager to know your life recently. Look forward to your

replying.

很久不见。最近怎么样了?我写这封给你是想告诉你我的一个好消息。我今早收到高中入学通知书了。是我家乡的`第一高中。你知道的,那是我梦想中的学校。我

真的很激动,所以急于跟你分享这个消息。你会为我感到高兴的,是吗?现在,该轮到你了。你怎么样了?收到通知书了吗?你的广州之旅结束了吗?我很想了解你

的近况。期待你的回信。

Best wishes,

Li Hui

李慧

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篇5:寒假生活计划英语

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Winter holiday is coming,and I have a plan about it.

寒假马上就要到了,我给自己做了个寒假计划

I get up at 8:00,then do the morning exercise in the park which is near my home,then do my homework,sometimes I watch TV,sometimes I play computer games,I think it is very good.

早上8点钟起床,到离我们家不远的公园去做晨练.然后回家做功课,不时再看会电视,玩玩电脑游戏.我想这样的寒假一定会很有意义.

During the holiday we will have the Spring Festival,it is one of the most important festival in China,we are very happy because we can have red packets,eat many delicious food,wear new clothes.

在寒假期间我们有一年一度的春节,这是中国最重要的一个节日之一,在节日里我们非常的高兴,因为我们可以收到红包,吃美味的食物,穿新衣服.

So,I think this Winter holiday will be very happpy.I like it.

所以我想我的这个假期将会非常愉悦,我喜欢寒假!

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篇6:给英语老师的一封信英文带翻译

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Dear Miss Liang,

I am writing to thank you for your hard work for me. With your help, I make

great progress in my study. A year ago, my study was bad and I didn’t want to

learn, but you never give me up. You told me that I was clever. As long as I

work hard, I would be great. In this year, you cared much about my study and

helped me a lot. When I made mistakes, you always pointed them out and helped me

to correct. Now, my study is much better than before, and I want to express my

gratitude to you. Hope you everything goes well.

Sincerely yours,

Lily

亲爱的梁老师

您好!我写是想要感谢你为我做出的努力。在你的帮助下,我在学习上取得了很大的进步。一年前,我的学习成绩很差,我不想再学习了,但是你从来没有放弃我。你告诉我我很聪明。只要努力,我一定很棒。近年,你很关心我的学习,帮了我很多。当我犯错的时候,你总是指出错误并帮我更正。现在,我的学习比以前好多了,我想向你表达我的感激。祝您一切顺利。

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篇7:春天的英语作文带翻译

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In march in the wet air spring, I always imagine a picture: garden outside on the grass with small yellow and purple, the middle of the courtyard of the cherry tree tree tree full of flowers to bloom in a warm southerly breeze slowly, in the replacement of the four seasons of green fruit with wide bilge painful expression, from shiny branches grow out of it. Six in the middle of the night of spring, the old cat cant sleep all night, under the tree stamping, swan couples, bark, and the ducks who teams in pairs to fly to the moon.

And I always wake up in the middle of the night, look at the moon rose down-stairs branches long painting on the pebbles, which are covered with buds of green, please.

In the middle of the night I heard the spring is static. Lingering in the ear, there is a special sound short, and want to pour a spoonful of sugar into the tea when the sound, it should be a light rain slapping on to the leaves on the trees. They are reminiscent of the day the road leading to the village.

"Sand sand sand......", in the darkness, forming a slow rhythm.

Slow is composed in B minor. Followed the path of the night and smooth.

On the grass in the spring, filled with fluffy dandelion, with a light yellow colour and lustre, clusters into a cluster to hide.

Like the raindrops in the air.

Dont disturb them. Heavy sleep sleep. Gentle wind rustled gradually forming the flowers. In the gentle spring.

"But you and I as a life hasnt been crying, and gets a long sleep time."

Its just my fantasy. Can you see?

"-- - I can see it."

在三月春天濡湿的空气里,我总想象着一幅画面:花园外面的草地上开满了黄色和紫色的小花,院子当中的樱桃树树上满树的花都从熏风里缓慢地绽放,在四季的更替里青色的果子带着张大的胀痛表情,从发亮的枝条里长出来。春天的深夜六,老猫整夜不能安睡,在树下跺着步,天鹅夫妇发出叫声,而野鸭子们成队成对地向月亮飞去。

而我总在深夜醒来,看月亮把楼下的蔷薇的枝条长长地画在卵石上,那上面长满了青请的花苞。

我在深夜里,听见了春天的静。萦绕在耳边的,有一种声音特别短促,想一勺糖倒进红茶时发出的声音一样,那应该是小雨拍打到树上的叶子的声音。它们让人想起了白天那些引领着道路通向小区的梧桐树。

“沙……沙……沙”,在夜幕里,形成一段缓慢的旋律。

缓慢是沉稳的B小调。循着夜的轨迹滑着。

在春天的草地上,长满了毛茸茸的蒲公英,带着一种淡黄的色泽,成簇成簇拥挤地隐藏着。

像是空气中的雨滴。

没有惊扰。沉沉眠眠。温柔的风拂过逐渐成形的花海。在温和的春里。

“而你我如同尚未啼哭的生命,时光切不断绵长的沉眠。”

这一切只是我的幻想。你看得见么?

“―――我看得见。”

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篇8:封信英语翻译

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A poet leads me to a branch road: on one side, there are lots of sweet

apples, lovely and charming; on the other, there is a patch of thorn, what hides

behind the success of struggling against the thorn is a splendid palace. I

deeply know that if I choose the apples, I will give up a precious opportunity

of becoming a queen; While if I choose to challenge, I have to say farewell to

the apples. Which one should I choose?

Just like the branch road, we have to make a lot of choices during our

lifetime. It is usually considered that we are choosing what to gain, to own,

but in my opinion, we are just choosing to give up.

Choosing to be a teacher means giving up the life as rich as a business

man;

Choosing to be a top student means giving up much leisure time in front of

the TV.

Sure, it’s a torture, but we must judge carefully what is more important,

then give up the others. Don’t think of them any more, just focus all your

spirit on what you are doing.

I myself, who is standing here, have already chosen to challenge in such a

great competition, so I have to give up ten days of normal classes in school and

relaxation without pressure. But I am still pleased, because giving up properly

makes me stick to my choice.

Let’s return to our branch road, which one will your choose? I choose to

challenge here!

一位诗人把我引到一个岔路口:一边是甘甜的苹果,鲜艳而诱人;另一边是一条荆棘之路,但隐藏在与荆棘搏斗的成功之后是一座富丽的宫殿。我深深地明白:如果我选择那些苹果,我将失去一个可能成为女王的良机,与此同时,如果我选择挑战那些荆棘,那会很艰辛,而且我又必须与可爱的苹果告别,我该选择哪一个呢?

正如这个岔路口一般,生活中的我们面临多种选择。人们通常认为,我们在选择去获得什么,拥有什么,但在我看来,我们在选择放弃什么。

选择作一名老师意味着放弃了像商人一样奢华富有的生活。

选择作一名顶尖学生意味着放弃了许多在电视机前的闲暇时间。

当然,放弃的选择是一种苦难,但我们必须用心审度,什么对自己来说更为重要,做出选择,然后放弃其他,不要再回首想那些已放弃的东西,把精力集中于你正在做的事。

站在这里的我,已选择了在这样大规模的比赛中挑战自我,所以我必须放弃十天的正常功课和没有压力的轻松感。但我依然高兴,因为适宜的放弃弃之后,我更加专注于自己的选择。

让我们回到那个岔路口吧,你会选择哪一个呢?我,选择挑战此地!

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篇9:我的家庭英语作文及翻译

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My family has a father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, and my family.

My father is a humorous dad, he would often make everyone laugh, speak some jokes to me, sometimes joke some fallacies, mother will said Dad, what did you teach your daughter, daughter are bad. Dad said nothing, not. In fact, he is very concerned about me.

My mother is a good mother, is not "free" at home what are not the wife. Eleven hard-working and beautiful wife and mother, mother often give us to do good, that smell, taste really called the people saliva. Say, now eat. My grandfather is a hard-working grandfather, grandfather every day very early, every time we get up, Grandpa back to the ground clean, clean up, the rice is cooked, but also to the field to turn back.

My grandmother is a frugal grandmother, grandmother if you see good-looking clothes, she will look at the store for a long time, the way to see the clothes in the eyes, go home to buy a cloth to do one, you do not say that, compared to buy a little also not bad, but a lot cheaper. Although the beauty of her grandmother, but very frugal, but also often education I do not spend money. To use on the blade.

This is my family.

我的家庭有爸爸,妈妈,外公,外婆,还有我这个大家庭组成。

我的爸爸是一个幽默的爸爸,他时常会把大家逗笑,讲一些笑话给我听,有时笑话有一些歪理,妈妈就会说爸爸,你怎么教女儿的,女儿都学坏了。爸爸却说没事,不会的。其实他是非常关心我的。

我的妈妈是一个贤惠的妈妈,不是“闲”在家里什么都不会的妻子。十一勤劳又美丽的妻子和妈妈,妈妈时常会给我们做好吃的,那个香味,味道真叫人流口水。说起来,现在就想吃了。我的外公是一个勤劳的外公,外公每天都起的很早,每当我们才起床,外公早把地扫干净了,拖干净了,饭煮好了,还到田里转了一圈回来了呢。

我的外婆是一个节俭的外婆,外婆要是看见好看的衣服,她会在商店看很久,把衣服的样子看在眼里,回家就自己买布做一件,你还别说,比买的一点也不差,却便宜了很多。外婆虽然爱美,却很节俭,也经常教育我不要乱花钱。要用在刀刃上。

这就是我的家庭。

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篇10:初中英语作文及翻译:保护环境

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Protecting the Environment

In the last several decades, our earth has been extremely polluted, such as air pollution, water pollution, noise pollution and so on. In recent years, the extreme weather becomes more and more frequent. Winter gets colder and summer becomes hotter and it rains more frequently. All of these warn us that protecting the environment is a serious and emergent event. As our general people, we should build proper lifestyle. We should pay attention to water and light saving. When we go out, we should firstly choose the public transportation. The most important is that we must realize that we can do a lot of things to protect our environment. Its our duty to make our home better. Let’s change from ourselves.

在过去的几十年里,我们的地球已经极度污染,比如大气污染,水污染以及噪音污染等等。近几年,极地气候越来越频繁。冬天越来越暖,夏天越来越热,还经常下雨。所有的这些都警示我们保护环境是一件严肃紧迫的事。作为普通老百姓,我们应该形成合适的生活方式。我们应该注意节约水电。出门的时候我们应该首选公共交通。最重要的是我们必须意识到我们可以做很多事情来保护我们的环境。使我们的家园变得更美好是我们的责任。让我们从自己开始改变。

[初中英语作文及翻译:保护环境

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篇11:英语寒假见闻作文

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Since I go to primary school, I walk to school with my friends every day. It is not far from my home, so I keep walking. Early in the morning, the road is clean and there are less people and cars in the street, I can see the scenery all the way. The tall buildings, the green trees and the beautiful flowers are in front of me.

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篇12:短篇英语日记带翻译

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I think my teacher got out of bedon the wtong side this afternoon as she

hasn’t cries.i went to office saw the boys unhappy.Because the students got

their teacher’s goat became they didn’t do their homework..I think this is my

teacher unhappy’s cause. Today, I saw a boy ,he played the handset.But didn’t

saw the walls so he Rnocked we laugh up our sleeve at he knocked ,but he hurt

his norse in the accident, and he was laying it on thick about how painful it

was .

It’s also a happy day, isn’t it ?

我想我的老师走出bedon的错误方向今天下午,她就一直没有哭.我到办公室看到男孩不高兴.因为学生得到老师的山羊成为他们没有做功课..我认为这是我的老师不愉快的事业。今天,我看到了一个男孩,他发挥了handset.但是没有看到这样的墙壁,他使我们笑了我们套在他撞倒,但他伤了挪威在这起事故,他就铺设厚如何痛苦这是。

这也是一个快乐的日子,是不是?

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篇13:关于寒假英语

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During the winter holiday, I was very happy because of the Chinese new year and other reasons. During the holiday, my parents and I went back to my hometown in the countryside in Hebei Province. I had not come back for several years, so that I was so surprised to find that great changes had taken place in this small village in the past years. Almost every family in the village had color TV set and some of them had computers. Many families had their houses newly built or rebuilt. Previously,could be seen everywhere, but now they have taken on an entirely newlook. Motorcycles or even private cars are not luxuries any more.

One of the villagers proudly told me that he and some other villagers were going to join a tour and travel abroad. Previously, the villagers were busy in their farm work all the year round, but now they have much more time and money to relax or entertain. Traveling has become a new trend among villagers. Seeing these amazing changes, my father said that he would go back to my hometown as soon as he retired. As for me, I strongly supported his idea.

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篇14:关于春节的英语作文带翻译

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the spring festival

the spring festival, chinese new year,is the most important festival for  all of us. all family members get together on new year’eve to have a big meal.at  the same time, everyone celebrates to each other.at about 12 o‘clock,some  parents and children light crackers.the whole sky is lighted brightly. we may  watch the fireworks excitedly.how busy it is!

on the first early moring of one year, many senior citizen get up early and  they stick the reversed fu or hang some couplets on the front door. some house’s  windows are sticked on red paper cutlings.

the chinese new year lasts fifteen days. so during the fifteen days, we  always visit our relatives from door to door. at that time, children are the  happiest because they can get many red packets form their parents,grandparents,  uncles, aunts and so on. the last day of the chinese new year is another  festival. it names the lantern festival.

so the chinese new year comes to the end.

关于春节英语作文带翻译五:

春节

春节,农历新年,是对我们最重要的节日。所有家庭成员都得到新year‘eve在一起有一个大meal.at同时,每个人都庆祝other.at每个约12点,一些家长和孩子光crackers.the整个天空亮起明亮。我们可以观赏烟花excitedly.how忙呀!

在第一期提前一年早上,许多老年人早早起床,他们坚持的反富或挂在门口的一些对联。有些房子的窗户都贴在红纸上cutlings。

在中国新年持续十五天。所以在十五天,我们经常访问我们的亲戚,从门到门。当时,孩子们是最幸福的,因为他们可以得到很多红包形成自己的父母,祖父母,叔叔,阿姨等。在农历新年的最后一天是另外一个节日。它的名字元宵节。

因此,在农历新年即将结束。

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篇15:寒假生活计划英语

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New year is coming.Spring festival is the most important festival in China.Besides celebrating it,Id like to make some new year resolutions.

First,I need to improve my English in 2009,especially to practice speaking.Maybe I can ask my English teacher to help with my oral English.

Also,I want to work hard at computer science.Because I am interestd in computer.And if I want to be a computer programmer in the future,I need to devote more time on it.

In the end,I will do more exercise this new year to keep healthy.I like basketball very much,so I can play basketball with my friends to become healthier.

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篇16:快乐寒假生活英语作文

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Four great early morning, the father pushed open up windows, only heard the bang exclaimed: "wow! The world of ice and snow you beautiful!" I am delighted to hear, hurriedly dressed, then mother and father down the stairs while also taking the side shouting excitedly: "snowball fights myself! snowball fights myself!"

A fierce war began. And my father put the car leaves, the bridge to stop poles and snow on the ground have made a snowball from the mother when the referee started to snowball fights. One time, I saw flying snowball dance, laughter is also flying dance, my side chasing side playing, father fled the side edge back, I am pleased to sing: "The imperialist tail between its escape." At this time a father snowball fly over, I quickly returned fire.

Accidentally, the snowball hit my fathers feet, I angrily put a snowball flew into the fathers neck, the father ran one straight side in cases of doubt: "I die of cold!ah!" I shouted: "Oh, a win, a win!" happy mother laughed!

[快乐寒假生活英语作文

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篇17:英语寒假日记

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I will have a good rest. January 25 2008 It was the second day of our winter holiday. I felt good. I felt I’m free. I had a lot of time to do things I like. My parents are in Beijing. So I live alone but I don’t feel lonely. But I didn’t do something special. I stayed at home and watched TV. Oh! I wrote an English daily composition. It was my homework. Today。

I have slept for 14 hours. I thought I was very tired. It was time for dinner. I must go! I am very hungry, January24 2008 It was the first day of our winter holiday. All of us were very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free. Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard studying. In winter holidays, I want to have full sleep and eat good food in order to replenish myself. Last but not the least。

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篇18:英语寒假见闻作文

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When I see other students have their parents to drive them home after class, I don’t feel jealous, because I have a happy family. Though we are not that rich, my parents will spend a lot of time to play with me. They give me all their love. I am so lucky to have them as my parents. They are my everything.

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篇19:一个有趣的梦英语日记

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Last night, I had an interesting dream.In the dream I accidentally got a magic pen with which I could write beautiful Chinese characters.Then I took part in a calligraphy competition.With the help of the pen I got the first place. I became famous soon and a lot of people came to beg me for some characters.I felt very proud of myself.But when I picked the pen up and wrote down a character, I found it very ugly.The pen no longer had magic. I was frightened into cold sweat.Seeing this, people understood what was happening.They all laughed at me and said that I was a cheat.I tried to find some place to hide but couldnt find any.

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篇20:有趣的英语谜语集锦

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谜语主要指暗射事物或文字等供人猜测的隐语,也可引申为蕴含奥秘的事物。今天小编为你带来的是有趣英语谜语集锦,希望你喜欢。

1. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A secret.

2. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

4. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A mushroom.(蘑菇)

5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7.What is smaller than an insects mouth?

Anything it eats.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

66. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

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