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英语幽默故事比赛英语作文【通用20篇】

父亲喜欢把我放在他的膝盖上,用下巴贴着我的额头,脸上的胡子扎得我头乱摆。下面是小编整理的一些关于父亲节的优秀作文,欢迎查阅!

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经典的英语小故事带翻译

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【篇一】

A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.

Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”

So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says,“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”

一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜,想把它拿回家。但是这只南瓜太大了,她没有办法把这么大的南瓜带回家。

突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来。她看着自行车,跳着说:“有了!我有办法了。我可以把南瓜滚回家去。南瓜好像车轮。

于是她把那瓜滚回家。当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候,很惊讶:“天啊!这么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它带回家来的?”小熊猫自豪地说;“我拎不动它,可是我能滚动它啊!”她妈妈微笑着说:“真聪明啊!记住:只要你肯动脑筋,没有难办的事。

【篇二】

一位老妇有只猫,这只猫很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了东西,因为它年纪太大了。一天,老猫发现一只老鼠,它跳过去抓这只老鼠,然而,它咬不住这只老鼠。因此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它。

于是,老妇很生气,因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫,猫说:“不要打你的老仆人,我已经为你服务了很多年,而且还愿意为你效劳,但是,我实在太老了,对年纪大的不要这么无情,要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich mans house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

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篇1:幽默励志寓言故事

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有一个名叫吐的人,经营宰牛卖肉的生意,由于他聪明机灵,经营有方,因此生意做得还算红火。

一天,齐王派人找到吐,那人对吐说:“齐王准备了丰厚的嫁妆,打算把女儿嫁给你做妻子,这可是大好事呀!”

吐听了,并没有受宠 若惊,而是连连摆手说:“哎呀,不行啊。我身体有病,不能娶妻。”

那人很不理解地走了。

后来,吐的朋友知道了这件事,觉得奇怪,吐怎么这么傻呢?于是跑去劝吐说:“你这个人真傻,你一个卖肉的,整天在腥臭的宰牛铺里生活,为什么要拒绝齐王拿厚礼把女儿嫁给你呢?真不知你是怎么想的。”

吐笑着对朋友说:“齐王的女儿实在太丑了。”

吐的朋友摸头不知脑,问:“你见过齐王的女儿?你何以知道她丑呢?”

吐回答说:“我虽没见过齐王的女儿,可是我卖肉的经验告诉我,齐王的女儿是个丑女。”

朋友不服气地问:“何以见得?”

吐胸有成竹地回答说:“就说我卖牛肉吧,我的牛肉质量好的时候,只要给足数量,顾客拿着就走,我用不着加一点、找一点的,顾客感到满意,我呢,惟恐肉少了不够卖。我的牛肉质量不好的时候,我虽然给顾客再加一点这、找一点那,他们依然不要,牛肉怎么也卖不出去。现在齐王把女儿嫁给我一个宰牛卖肉的,还加上丰厚礼品财物,我想,他的女儿一定是很丑的了。”

吐的朋友觉得吐说得十分在理,便不再劝他了。

过了些时候,吐的朋友见到了齐王的女儿,齐王的女儿果然长得很难看。这位朋友不由得暗暗佩服吐的先见之明。

有些事情虽没什么直接的联系,但道理是相通的,如果吐不是以自己亲身的感受去举一反三地思考生活中的现象,那说不定就会要娶回一个自己不喜欢的丑妻了。

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篇2:篮球比赛英语

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I am a sports fan,basketball,table tennis,badminton.are sports I like.Among them,basketball is my best love,because it brings me joy.

When I put on a sports jacket,running in a basketball game,there is a feeling of freedom remain free.The blue sky and white clouds,sunshine,fresh air makes me to all the trouble to soak in the head.

When I have a rhythm on the court slapped basketball,it issued a "bang,bang,bang " sound,that sound inspire people.

Whenever I get rid of each others attack,firmly into the basket,there will be a joy and happiness.When the ball " bang,bang " and shoes and ground milled " squeak,squeak " sound interleaved together,sounded like the symphony let me revel in it!

I love basketball,I love basketball,because it can make me happy and bring me joy!

My classmates and I often play together,this is more interesting.I played basketball with classmates and happy,in our hands freely,because we played very skilled.I now because the power is not enough,so the three points and almost,I am going to practice!

More exercise will have a good body!

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篇3:英语哲理故事长TheMostBeautifulFlower

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The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down.

And if that weren‘t enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!"

In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away.

But instead of retreating he sat next to my side and placed the flower to his nose and declared with surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it‘s beautiful, too. That‘s why I picked it; here, it‘s for you."

The weed before me was dying or dead. Not vibrant of colors, orange, yellow or red. But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave. So I reached for the flower, and replied, "Just what I need."

But instead of him placing the flower in my hand, He held it mid-air without reason or plan. It was then that I noticed for the very first time, that weed-toting boy could not see: he was blind.

I heard my voice quiver, tears shone like the sun. As I thanked him for picking the very best one. "You‘re welcome," he smiled, and then ran off to play, Unaware of the impact he‘d had on my day.

I sat there and wondered how he managed to see a self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree. How did he know of my self-indulged plight? Perhaps from his heart, he‘d been blessed with true sight.

Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see, the problem was not with the world; the problem was me. And for all of those times I myself had been blind, I vowed to see beauty, and appreciate every second that‘s mine.

And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose and breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful rose And smiled as that young boy, another weed in his hand About to change the life of an unsuspecting old man.

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篇4:幽默哲理小故事辞职

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A对B说:“我要离开这个公司。我恨这个公司!”B推荐道:“我举双手赞成你报复!!破公司必须要给它点颜色看看。但是你此刻离开,还不是最好的时机。”

A问:为什么?B说:“如果你此刻走,公司的损失并不大。你就应趁着在公司的机会,拼命去为自己拉一些客户,成为公司独挡一面的人物,然后带着这些客户突然离开公司,公司才会受到重大损失,十分被动。”A觉得B说的十分在理。于是发奋工作,事遂所愿,半年多的发奋工作后,他有了许多的忠实客户。再见面时B问A:此刻是时机了,要跳赶快行动哦!A淡然笑道:老总跟我长谈过,准备升我做总经理助理,我暂时没有离开的打算了。

其实这也正是B的初衷。一个人的工作,永远只是为自己的简历。只有付出大于得到,让老板真正看到你的潜质大于位置,才会给你更多的机会替他创造更多利润。

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篇5:英语成语故事才高八斗

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Highly Talented

Tsau Pi and Tsau Jr were sons of Tsau Tsau. Both were very gifted writers, and Tsau Jr was especially quick-witted.

After Tsau Tsaus death, Tsau Pi took over the throne of the kingdom of wei. Jealous of Tsau Jrs literary ability, and afraid that he might cause problems, Tsau Pi was always looking for a way to kill his brother.

One day, Tsau Pi called Tsau Jr into see him.He ordered his brother to make up a poem within the time it took to walk seven steps, adding that if he could not, his life would be in danger.

Greatly saddened, Tsau Jr began to walk and to think. Before he had taken the seven steps, he had already finished his poem, the meaning of which was: "Brothers are of the same family, so why should the oppress each other?"

Tsau Jr was very intelligent and loved to study. He wrote many outstanding articles which showed his artistic talent and earned him the admiration of many people. One scholar said of him: "Heaven gave the world ten decalitres of talent, and Tsau Jr alone has eight of them."

Today, to say that a person "has eight decalitres of talent" is to say that he has a great aptitude for writing.

才高八斗

曹丕与曹植都是曹操的儿子,二者均有才华,特别是曹植更具文采。

在曹操,死后,曹丕继任大统,但他嫉妒曹植的才华,同时也惧怕曹植回谋反,所以一直在伺机杀害曹植。

有一天,曹丕要求接见曹植,他要求曹植在他七步之内作诗一首,如果做不到,就会有生命危险。

悲愤之下,曹植急中生智,作出七步诗,是的意思就是“本来就是亲兄弟,为什么要这样步步紧逼,伤及感情?”

曹植文采俱佳,热爱学习,他曾做过不少才华横溢的文赋,均令世人感叹不已。曾有一位学者说道:“如若天下文采共有十斗,曹植一人独占八斗。”

今天,如果我们说一个人“才高八斗”,就是指他“才华横溢,很有文采”。

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篇6:英语寓言故事:TheOpossumoftheFuture

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A brave 9-year-old is recovering in hospital after he wrestled a 9-foot, 400lb alligator off him with his bare hands - and he now plans to make a necklace from a tooth doctors found embedded in a wound on his back.

佛罗里达州一名9岁的小男孩,在湖中游泳时,遭到一条长9英尺(约2.7米长)、重400磅(约180多公斤)的短吻鳄袭击,赤手与其搏斗之后,小男孩身上多处受伤,目前正在医院治疗中。医生从他背部的伤口里取出一颗短吻鳄的牙齿,小男孩表示想把它做成项链。

James Barney Jr, spoke calmly and eloquently about his ordeal from hospital, where he was tucked up in bed with a teddy bear by his side. He was covered in some 30 teeth marks, doctors said.

小男孩名叫小詹姆斯·巴尼,他在医院里平静、生动地讲述了自己与短吻鳄搏斗的经历,在他床边还放有一只泰迪熊。医生说,小詹姆斯全身有30多处牙印。

The little boy described how it was a hot day so he had parked his bike and jumped into Lake Tohopekaliga - a lake that people are forbidden to swim in - when he felt something brush against his leg.

小詹姆斯说那天特别热,于是他就把自行车停在一旁自己跳进了托霍普卡莱加湖,这个湖是禁止人们在里面游泳的,刚一进去他就感觉有东西擦到他的腿了。

It really amazed me what happened. At first, I thought someone was just playing with me, and I didnt know what happened, he told ABC.

“后来发生的事情真的让我大吃一惊。但开始的时候,我以为是有人在跟我闹着玩,我并不知道发生了什么事情。”他告诉广播公司(ABC)的记者。

I reached down to grab it, and I felt its jaw, I felt its teeth, and I didnt know what to do, so I immediately reacted and hit it a couple times. And I had enough strength to pry its jaw open. The child pulled the powerful jaws open long enough to slide out and swim to shore.

“我潜入水中抓住了它,摸到了它的下巴,摸到了它的牙齿,可不知道该怎么做,不过我立刻就反应过来了赶紧猛打了它几下,并使劲撑开了它的嘴巴。”小詹姆斯把它的嘴巴撑得足够大后赶紧退后并向岸边游去。

Witnesses say the boy surfaced, screaming that hed been bitten by an alligator. They immediately called 911.

目击者称小男孩浮出水面后尖叫着说自己被一只短吻鳄咬到了。于是他们立刻拨打911报警。

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篇7:讲故事比赛

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作者:曲姿谕

星期五下午,我们年级举行了讲故事比赛,每个班有两名代表,我幸运的成为了选手,那天,我的运气很好,抽到的顺序是第25个,我已经知足了。

下午起床后,我们年级组织着进了五楼报告厅。我仔细倾听着前24个选手的精彩演示,快到了我了,我的脸不知怎么了就开始通红通红的,心脏也不知怎么了开始“怦怦怦”的跳了起来,恨不得现在就发高烧,不参加不比赛。我试着用深呼吸的方式来调整心跳,就这样,到我了。我迈着沉重的脚步走上主席台,流利的讲了起来。就在这时,突然,我忘词了,心里想:糟糕,我怎么忘词了!我努力地想啊想,想啊想,终于想起来了。剩下的就很顺利了。

开始颁奖了,我听着自己的名字,啊!不会吧,我真的成了“故事大王”,我太高兴了。

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篇8:高中英语故事作文:一枚硬币的旅程

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One day, Doras mother gave her a coin, It was a bit dirty, so Dora washed it. Then it started talking to Dora.

Today I talked to a coin, When it was made, it was nice and clean. People took the coin to a bank. It stayed there for a few days. A person at the bank gave the bank gave the coin to a man. My mother went to buy some cake from the mans shop. The man gave the coin to her as part of her change. She dropped the coin. A street cleaner saw it and picked it up. He returned it to my mother. She gave it to me as pocket money. I washed the coin to make it clean again.

一天,多拉的母亲给了她一枚硬币。它有点儿脏,所以多拉把它洗了洗。听听这个硬币的英语故事

今天我和一枚硬币谈话了,当它被铸造的时候,它很好看而且干净.人们把钱存到银行。它在那儿待几天.银行的人把这枚硬币给了一名男子。我的母亲从这名男子的商店里买一些蛋糕。这名男子将这枚硬币作为零钱的一部分找给她。她掉了这枚硬币。一位街道清洁工看到了并把它捡起来。他把她还给了我母亲。母亲把它当零花钱给我了,我洗了这枚硬币,让它再次变干净。

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篇9:幽默哲理小故事鹦鹉

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一个人去买鹦鹉,看到一只鹦鹉前标:此鹦鹉会两门语言,售价二百元。另一只鹦鹉前则标道:此鹦鹉会四门语言,售价四百元。该买哪只呢?两只都毛色光鲜,十分灵活可爱。这人转啊转,拿不定主意。结果突然发现一只老掉了牙的鹦鹉,毛色暗淡散乱,标价八百元。这人赶紧将老板叫来:这只鹦鹉是不是会说八门语言?店主说:不。这人个性了:那为什么又老又丑,又没有潜质,会值这个数呢?店主回答:正因另外两只鹦鹉叫这只鹦鹉老板。

故事告诉我们,真正的领导人,不必须自己潜质有多强,只要懂信任,懂放权,懂珍惜,就能团结比自己更强的力量,从而提升自己的身价。相反许多能十分强的人却正因过于完美主义,事必躬亲,什么人都不如自己,最后只能做最好的攻关人员,销售代表,成不了优秀的领导人。

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篇10:英语写作素材:南瓜灯的故事

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南瓜灯(Jack-O-Lantern)是庆祝万圣节的标志物。下面语文迷网整理了关于南瓜灯的故事作文,希望对你有帮助。

One story about Jack, an Irishman, who was not allowed into Heaven because he was stingy with his money. So he was sent to hell. But down there he played tricks on the Devil (Satan), so he was kicked out of Hell and made to walk the earth forever carrying a lantern.

Well, Irish children made Jacks lanterns on October 31st from a large potato or turnip, hollowed out with the sides having holes and lit by little candles inside. And Irish children would carry them as they went from house to house begging for food for the village Halloween festival that honored the Druid god Muck Olla. The Irish name for these lanterns was "Jack with the lantern" or "Jack of the lantern," abbreviated as " Jack-o-lantern" and now spelled "jack-o-lantern."

The traditional Halloween you can read about in most books was just childrens fun night. Halloween celebrations would start in October in every elementary school.

关于万圣节有这样一个故事。是说有一个叫杰克的爱尔兰人,因为他对钱特别的吝啬,就不允许他进入天堂,而被打入地狱。但是在那里他老是捉弄魔鬼撒旦,所以被踢出地狱,罚他提着灯笼永远在人世里行走。

在十月三十一日爱尔兰的孩子们用土豆和萝卜制作“杰克的灯笼”,他们把中间挖掉、表面上打洞并在里边点上蜡烛。为村里庆祝督伊德神的万圣节,孩子们提着这种灯笼挨家挨户乞讨食物。这种灯笼的爱尔兰名字是“拿灯笼的杰克”或者“杰克的灯笼”,缩写为Jack-o-lantern 。

现在你在大多数书里读到的万圣节只是孩子们开心的夜晚。在小学校里,万圣节是每年十月份开始庆祝的。孩子们会制作万圣节的装饰品:各种各样桔红色的南瓜灯。

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篇11:小学英语日记2:篮球比赛

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It was sunny today. I was excited. I got up at a quarter to seven.

I made a appointment to meet at nine o’clock. After I had my breakfast, I went to the Wanjia Market . It was hot outside. When I arrived, my friends didn’t arrive. I waited for him in front of the KFC’s door.

I haven’t seen them for a year. And in a year, we didn’t come into contact with others frequently. About ten minutes left, my friends arrived one by one. After we greeted,we went to play basketball in Liwan Gymnasium. The match last for tow hours.Oh!I fill very happy today!

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篇12:经典故事英语作文:聪明的公鸡

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One morning a fox saw a cock. He thought, "This is my breakfast." He came up to the cock and said," I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me?" The cock was glad.He closes his eyes and began to sing.The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away. The people in the field saw the fox. They cried, "Look, look! The fox is carrying the cock away." The cock said to the fox, "Mr Fox,do you understand? The people say you are carrying their cock away. Tell them it is yours. Not theirs." The fox opened his mouth and said, "The cock is mine,not yours."Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into the tree.

一天早上,一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想:这是我的早餐。 他朝公鸡走来,对他说:“我知道,你能唱得非常好听,你能唱 给我听么?”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些 抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。 大喊大叫:“看,看!狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说:“狐 狸先生,你能理解么?人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你 的,不是他们的。” 狐狸张开她的嘴说:“公鸡是我的,不是你们的。”就在那时,公鸡逃离了狐狸的嘴巴,跑到了树底下。

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篇13:英语比赛中学生日记300字

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周五早上,下了第二节课要去参加英语比赛。虽然准备比较充分但我的心情还是有点紧张。万一过不了预赛怎么办?“叮铃铃,叮铃铃”第二节课下课的铃声响了,我拿起水杯,飞快的向外跑去。

到了赛场,哇!真是人山人海,有的大人在着急的等待,有的同学紧张的要哭,还有的同学紧张的直冒汗……我找了一个空,挤了进去。轮到我抽号了,就要这个吧!打开一看,耶!是39号,不错,和我的参赛号一样。我拿好笔和纸,信心十足的上楼做听力。之后又满怀希望的回一楼讲了一个英语故事。最关键的时刻到了,马上就要公布成绩了,我又紧张起来。我也感觉到我的手心一直在冒汗,以前从来没这么紧张过。人名一个一个的念着,我的心情也是时起时落,终于在最后颁发的一等奖获得者名单里念到我的名字了,“我得了个一等奖,这表示我晋级了!”

加油!相信自己能走到最后。我兴奋的对自己说。

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篇14:英语童话故事:猫和狐狸

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It happened that the cat met Mr. Fox in the woods. She thought, "He is intelligent and well experienced, and is highly regarded in the world," so she spoke to him in a friendly manner, "Good-day, my dear Mr. Fox. How is it going? How are you? How are you getting by in these hard times?"

The fox, filled with arrogance, examined the cat from head to feet, and for a long time did not know whether he should give an answer. At last he said, "Oh, you poor beard-licker, you speckled fool, you hungry mouse hunter, what are you thinking? Have you the nerve to ask how I am doing? What do you know? How many tricks do you understand?"

"I understand but one," answered the cat, modestly.

"What kind of a trick is it?" asked the fox.

"When the dogs are chasing me, I can jump into a tree and save myself."

"Is that all?" said the fox. "I am master of a hundred tricks, and in addition to that I have a sackful of cunning. I feel sorry for you. Come with me, and I will teach you how one escapes from the dogs."

Just then a hunter came by with four dogs. The cat jumped nimbly up a tree, and sat down at its top, where the branches and foliage completely hid her.

"Untie your sack, Mr. Fox, untie your sack," the cat shouted to him, but the dogs had already seized him, and were holding him fast.

"Oh, Mr. Fox," shouted the cat. "You and your hundred tricks are left in the lurch. If you been able to climb like I can, you would not have lost your life."

一只在森林里遇到一只狐狸,心想:“他又聪明,经验又丰富,挺受人尊重的。”於是它很友好地和狐狸打招呼:“日安,尊敬的狐狸先生,您好吗?这些日子挺艰难的,您过得怎么样?”

狐狸傲慢地将猫从头到脚地打量了一番,半天拿不定主意是不是该和它说话。最后它说:“哦,你这个倒霉的长着鬍子、满身花纹的傻瓜、饥肠辘辘地追赶老鼠的傢伙,你会啥?有甚么资格问我过得怎么样?你都学了点甚么本事?”

“我只有一种本领。”猫谦虚地说。

“甚么本领?”狐狸问。

“有人追我的时候,我会爬到树上去藏起来保护自己。”

“就这本事?”狐狸不屑地说,“我掌握了上百种本领,而且还有满口袋计谋。我真觉得你可怜,跟着我吧,我教你怎么从追捕中逃生。”

就在这时,猎人带着四条狗走近了。猫敏捷地窜到一棵树上,在树顶上蹲伏下来,茂密的树叶把它遮挡得严严实实。

“快打开你的计谋口袋,狐狸先生,快打开呀!”猫冲着狐狸喊道。可是猎狗已经将狐狸扑倒咬住了。“哎呀,狐狸先生,”猫喊道,“你的千百种本领就这么给扔掉了!假如你能像我一样爬树就不至於丢了性命了!”

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篇15:关于英语故事

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As a small child, I always wanted to grow up soon, so that I could make my

own money and became independent. So I had worked so hard to let my parents to

realize that I have grown up, such as washing my clothes and taking care of

myself. Indeed, I won respect step by step. Finally, when I went to high school,

they allowed me to live in school. I felt so happy to move out. When I lived in

school, strangely, I started to miss my parents and wanted to see them. I spent

so much time to get away from them, but when I did it, I felt lost. This is my

story about growing up, I believe most children struggle running away from their

parents, but when they really grow up, they will miss the ones who love

them.

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篇16:幽默讽刺人生哲理故事

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这天,有个年轻的环卫女工,正在清扫一个高档小区旁的林荫小路。突然,一辆路虎牌越野车缓缓开过,从车里扔出一团脏兮兮的纸巾,不偏不倚,正好打在那姑娘的脸上,姑娘立刻捡起纸团,手持扫帚,站在马路中央,对着路虎喝道:“站住——”

路虎被迫停下,开车的是个光头小伙子,他走下车来,满不在乎地嚷嚷着,还冷不防地推了姑娘一下,姑娘沒有防备,被推了一个趔趄,手中的那团纸巾脱手而出,正好落在一辆停在路边的宾利车上,姑娘顿时瞪大了眼,说:“好啊,你把我的车弄脏了,赶快给我擦干净,不然我不会放过你的!”

光头小伙子仰天大笑:“哈哈,你吹牛也不早早把词想好,如果这辆宾利是你的,我就用嘴巴给你舔干净了!”

姑娘瞪圆了眼:“此话当真?”

光头小伙子斩钉截铁:“绝无二话!”话音未落,只见姑娘从口袋里掏出钥匙,对着宾利车“滴”的一声,车门开了,她走过去,从车里拿出驾驶证和行驶证,“啪”地拍在宾利车的发动机盖子上,说:“你自己看吧!”

光头小伙子走上前去,翻来覆去地查看着证件,结结巴巴地说:“这……这车真是你的?”

一位围观的老大爷说:“孩子,你可别小看这些扫大街的姑娘,她们可是货真价实的土豪,这一地区动迁的时候,她们家里拿到的补偿款,最少的都上千万啊,路边这一排豪车,都是她们的……”

光头小伙子一眼望去,宾利、迈巴赫、法拉利,还有一辆兰博基尼,他垂头丧气地说:“得,今天我遇上真土豪了……”

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篇17:幽默励志寓言故事

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龙王住在海底深处,传说它是水族中的至尊,水中一切动物都是它的臣民;龙王还能呼风唤雨,它的一举一动都会给民间百姓带来很大影响,因此,民间百姓虽不是水族动物,也同样对龙王顶礼膜拜。

一天,龙王出外巡游,在海滨遇上了一只青蛙。龙王和青蛙相互致以问候以后,便友好地攀谈起来。

青蛙问:“龙大王您居住的地方是怎样的呀?”

龙王说:“我住在宫殿里,那不是一般的宫殿,那是海底宫殿,是用珍珠宝贝建造的,里面珠光宝气、金碧辉煌。”

接着龙王又问青蛙说:“那么你居住的地方又是什么样子呢?”

青蛙回答说:“我住的地方嘛,在山间小溪边,那里有绿色的苔藓和碧绿的青草,还有清亮的泉水和洁白的山石,简直美丽极啦!”说着,青蛙高兴起来,便问龙王道:“龙大王,您高兴和发怒的时候是怎样的呢?”

龙王说:“我高兴的时候,就给人间适时降下滋润的雨水,使五谷丰登;我发怒的时候,就刮起暴风,使天地间飞沙走石,然后,再加以霹雷闪电,使得千里之内寸草难留。”说完,龙王又问青蛙说:“不知你在高兴和发怒的时候是怎样的?”

青蛙回答说:“我跟龙大王您完全不一样。我高兴了,就在风清月明的夜晚亮起我的歌喉,一个劲地‘呱呱’鸣叫,唱上一阵;我要是发怒了,就先睁大眼睛凸出眼珠子,接着便鼓胀起我的肚子,表示我的气愤,最后把肚子这么胀过以后也就罢了。我就这么大能耐。”

其实,世上万事万物间的差别是很大的,有多大能力就干多大的事情、起多大的作用,因此没必要强求一个标准、一种模式,还是根据各自力所能及的实际情况办事为好。

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篇18:篮球比赛英语

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Since I was small, I like to play basketball, because I was effected by my father, he likes to watch basketball game so much, I will watch the basketball game with him. So when I went to school, I joined the basketball team in my class, we made up of a basketball team. Last week, we had our first match.

I was asked to play in the first time, I felt so nervous, I am so afraid that I could not cooperate with my team well. When the match started, I watched the basketball and moved as the ball flied, I forgot my job, I was asked to cover the team leader. I recognized my mistake, I changed my move, at last, I covered our captain successfully, our team won the game.

I learned so much from this match, team work comes first.

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篇19:讲故事比赛

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作者:刘嘉仪

今天下午我们要进行讲故事比赛

我们来到了五楼报告厅,我们坐好,等待。终于开始了,我满怀着激动听起了故事。两位主持人上台说了几句话,1号选手就上来了。我们听着听着,不是不觉就到了11号选手——我们班的王浩然讲的故事。

他讲的是《精忠报国》,讲的是岳飞。他讲的声音很大,震撼了我,我感受到了岳飞的爱国精神是那样的强烈,岳飞的这种精神值得我们敬佩。

到了25号选手,她是我们班的班长——曲姿喻,她讲的是《那双注视的眼睛》,我想对故事中的那个女人说:“是那双眼睛让你有了勇气,把那把伞放回了柜台。”

一共有28名选手,王浩然得分9。64分,曲姿喻得分9。45分。

到了颁奖时刻,我班两名同学都获奖,王浩然第二名。

我们回到教室,等待着看电视。

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篇20:幽默风趣的成语故事

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据古代印度佛经中讲,古时印度有一个小国,国王名叫镜面王。他每天都拜佛诵经,十分虔诚。可是,国内当时流行着很多神教巫道,多数臣民被它们的说教所迷惑,人心混乱,是非不明,很不利于国家的治理。

镜面王很想让其臣民们都归依佛教,于是就想出了一个主意:用盲人摸象的现身说法教育诱导他们。镜面王吩咐侍臣说:“你找一些完全失明的盲人到王城来。”使者很快就凑集了一群盲人,带领他们来到王宫。

使者走进宫殿向镜面王禀报说:“大王,您吩咐找的盲人现已带到殿前。”镜面王说:“你明天一早带领盲人们到象苑去,让他们每人只能触摸大象身体的一个部位,然后马上带他们来王宫前广场。”

第二天上午,镜面王召集所有的大臣和数万平民聚集在王宫前的广场上,沸沸扬扬的人们交头接耳,谁也不知道国王将要宣布什么重大的事情。不一会,使者领着盲人们来到了镜面王的高座前,广场上的人们顿时安静了下来。

镜面王向盲人们问道:“你们都摸到大象了吗?”盲人们齐声回答说:“我摸到大象了!”镜面王又说:“你们每个人都讲述一下大象是什么模样的!”摸到大象腿的盲人首先站出来说:“禀告圣明的国君,大象就像一只盛漆的大圆桶。”

摸到大象尾巴的盲人说:“大王,大象应该像一把扫帚。”摸到大象腹部的盲人说:“大王,大象确实像大鼓。”随后,摸到大象头部的说大象像大勺子,摸到大象牙的说大象像牛角,摸到大象尾巴后部的说大象像棍杖,摸到大象耳朵的则说大象犹如簸箕。

最后,摸到大象鼻子的盲人说:“圣明的大王,大象实在像一根粗绳索。”

一群盲人分成了几伙,吵吵嚷嚷,争论不休,都说自己正确而别人说的不对。他们又纷纷到镜面王前争辩说:“大王!大象的模样确实像我说的那样!”这时,在场的臣民见此都大笑不止,镜面王也意味深长地看着众人笑了起来。

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