英语幽默故事比赛英语作文(汇集20篇)

肖老师通知我参加讲故事比赛，我心里暗暗高兴，终于又可以上台了。我选了一个童话故事《三只小兔的远方》，在家里我反复背诵稿子，又多次讲给爸爸妈妈听，爸爸提醒我，讲故事要注意语速、声调，不能太快，要娓娓道来。我觉得自己足够熟练了，为上台做了充分的准备。

今天，终于要上台参加比赛了，我进入了五楼大厅，心里既紧张，又兴奋。我排在第17位出场，看他们表现得那么好，我越听越紧张，我能不能和他们一样好呢？马上要上场了，郑老师特地走过来为我打气，她说道：“一诺，要好好表现哦，加油！”

上台后，我心跳得更加快了，故事也越讲越快，讲到第三只小兔时，我突然一下子忘记了台词，脑海一片空白，这下完蛋了！我往台下一看，爸爸也十分着急，他用嘴型来提醒我，停顿了好几秒钟后，我又接着讲下去了。

这次讲故事比赛不是很成功，最终只遗憾地拿了三等奖。是因为我准备的还不够充分，上台锻炼太少了。希望下次我能好好表现。

Once I saw the TV show, it was about the fathers and their kids having the match, they were separated by five groups and compete for the match. At first, they were competing happily, but as the game came to the end, the last group was so worried. The father inspired his kid to stick on and finish the match, while the kid was crying because he knew he must be the last. After the match, the father told his kid that winning was not the most important thing for the match, the first thing was to enjoy the game and finish it, the result was not that important. I agree with the father, the child must be endowed with the consciousness that to enjoy the game is more important than to win. Every match can only have one win, but we can enjoy every match.

曾经我看到一个电视节目，那是关于爸爸和孩子在比赛，他们分成五个组，在进行比赛。一开始，他们比得很开心，但是随着比赛来到结尾，最后的那组显得很着急。爸爸鼓励他的孩子坚持完成比赛，然而孩子却在哭泣，因为他知道他肯定是最后一名。比赛过后，爸爸告诉孩子，对于比赛来说，赢不是最重要的，最重要的是享受比赛，并且完成它，结果也不是那么的重要。我同意那位爸爸的话，孩子必须要有这样的意识，享受比赛比赢得比赛更为重要。每个比赛只有一个赢家，但是我们可以享受每场比赛。

50年代初，有一次周总理在中南海勤政殿设宴招待外宾。这时，上来一道汤菜，汤里的各种汤菜都雕刻成不同的图案，真正的是色、香、味俱佳。然而，冬笋片却在汤里一翻身恰巧变成了法西斯的标志。外宾见此大惊失色，忙向总理请教这是何意？总理也感到十分突然，但他随即泰然自若地解释道：“这不是法西斯的标志！这是我们中国传统中的一种图案，念‘万’，象征‘福寿绵长’的意思，是对客人的良好祝愿！”接着他又风趣地说：“就算是法西斯标志也没有关系嘛！我们大家一起来消灭法西斯，把它吃掉！”话音未落，宾主哈哈大笑，气氛更加热烈，这道汤也被客人们喝得精光。

唐僧、孙悟空经过许多磨难，到达西天，佛祖封他们为佛。孙悟空喜不自胜，向唐僧下拜道：“师父，请受我徒儿一拜，感谢你对我的信任，使我成了佛。”

唐僧双手合十，眼睛微闭，躬身答道：“应由我来感谢你对我的忠诚，阿弥陀佛！”但当他低头念完佛号，不觉抿嘴一笑。

没想到这细节被土地看到了。

土地问唐僧：“师父为什么对悟空发笑？”

唐僧回答说：“这猴头神通广大，现在又成了正果，其实根基还是很浅的。你要知道，我对他的信任，无非是那道紧箍咒；他对我的忠诚，也无非是那道紧箍咒。”

一位著名企业家在作报告，一位听众问：“你在事业上取得了巨大的成功，请问，对你来说，最重要的是什么?”

企业家没有直接回答，他拿起粉笔在黑板上画了一个圈，只是并没有画圆满，留下一个缺口。他反问道：“这是什么?”“零”。“圈”/“未完成的事业”/“成功”，台下的听众七嘴八舌地答道。

他对这些回答未置可否：“其实，这只是一个未画完整的句号。你们问我为什么会取得辉煌的业绩，道理很简单：我不会把事情做得很圆满，就像画个句号，一定要留个缺口，让我的下属去填满它。”留个缺口给他人，并不说明自己的能力不强。实际上，这是一种管理的智慧，是一种更高层次上带有全局性的圆满。给猴子一棵树，让它不停地攀登;给老虎一座山，让它自由纵横。也许，这就是企业管理用人的最高境界。

Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away.

Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly.

Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?”

Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”

Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.” They become good friends.

今天，林市天豪大酒店有一对新人结婚，宴席完毕，新郎阿刚和新娘小玉被大伙簇拥着进了宾馆里订好的豪华套间——洞房。这帮小伙、姑娘闹洞房的游戏层出不穷，小玉嫌身上的挎包碍事，就把包放在了桌子上。阿发的眼睛一亮，开始有目的地往桌子那边靠。

阿发何许人？小偷是也。他通常趁闹洞房的时候下手，那时大家闹得乱哄哄的，新郎新娘和闹洞房的宾客早已喝得迷迷糊糊，哪有人注意他的举动呢。可惜平城最近风声太紧，报纸上悬赏五万元抓捕洞房大盗的通缉令让他胆战心惊，因此他转战到了这千里之外的林市。

现在，阿发正一步一步靠近放有红色坤包的桌子，还有两米，一米，半米，阿发不由自主兴奋起来，只要一伸手那包就到手了。突然，阿发的手被拦在了半空中，一个戴眼镜的小伙子挤过阿发将手伸向了桌子，拿起了一个空啤酒瓶子，要让新人“舔筷子”。大伙一起哄，阿发又被挤远了。

阿发稳了稳心神，继续向目标靠近。这时，新郎和新娘好不容易把筷子舔了出来，大伙兴致更高了，一个小伙子又拿出一个装满面粉的大托盘，说里面藏了个糖果，要求新郎新娘采取吹面粉的方式把糖果找出来，看到新郎新娘满脸面粉，大伙乐不可支，阿发也终于如愿把那个包藏进了自己的怀里，正准备借机开溜。

这时，闹洞房到了最后一个环节——“新娘分糖”。新娘要顺时针方向点人数，“一二三”“一二三”，每点到“三”的那位才可以拿一包喜糖，拿了糖以后便可以离开。阿发颇不情愿地加入人圈，新娘小玉轻启朱唇，开始数数，人一个一个离开，阿发有些按捺不住了，可是新娘小玉每次数到他这儿偏偏不是一就是二，眼看洞房里剩的人越来越少，阿发反而不紧张了，心想最后只剩新郎和我才好哩，即使一会东窗事发自己也能轻松对付。

点来点去，洞房里只剩下一对新人和阿发，新郎阿刚笑眯眯地问，先生，你是阿玉的朋友？这一问出乎阿发的意料，他随口就答了句不是，还没等他想好怎么补救，阿刚又说，你这夹克穿着舒服吧？我那手机你也卖了个好价钱吧？

阿发纳闷，仔细一看，糟了，真是冤家路窄！刚来林市时，阿发买夹克把服装店老板的手机给顺走了。这新郎不是那店主是哪个？不同的是没有了那两撇小黑胡。自从进来就一直想着怎么偷包，压根没仔细看过新郎，此时既然已经说破也没什么好隐瞒的了，阿发凶相毕露，恶狠狠地说，告诉你们，哥们是道上混的，识相的老实点，否则我让你们喜事变丧事！

意外的是新娘阿玉竟一派悠然地走向阿发，阿发此时拿出事先藏好的匕首对着阿玉比划：“站住，否则你的小脸蛋就别想要了！”阿发刚进洞房的时候，阿刚就认出了阿发。但为了不伤害到宾客，只是悄悄地告诉了新娘阿玉。阿发更没料到的是新娘阿玉是位跆拳道高手，就这样阿发鼻青脸肿地被押进了派出所。

几天后，小两口意外地得到了一个大大的红包——平城抓捕洞房大盗的五万元奖金。

A pair of flexible eyes, long under the crooked eyebrows, a high nose, a red mouth, showing two neat teeth, and a long hair and medium height. This is me, I have a characteristic, rectifies it.

Once, my uncle went to my home and bought a lot of things, including my favorite fruit, drink, summer bar... Wait for the fruit and snack. Mother knew that the uncle came to our house and went to the small shop to buy some things to entertain the guests. My mother and uncle talked happily. In the face of these delicious things, I secretly took them to eat, eat and eat when they didnt pay attention to them. I had eaten them, but I didnt think they had eaten a lot. Still have to be criticized by the mother, the uncles are not stop to help me, really humiliated. Ever since I learned that lesson, it will never happen again.

I have a lot of hobbies, such as badminton, chess, playing cards, Internet, chat... And so on is my hobby. I have a lot of talent, want to jump rubber band, once took fourth place, as well as writing, writing "Yiyanqianjin" won 2 prize.

Like my character, I like to love a lot of fun.

This is me.

I hope everyone likes me.

今天上午，我在火炬学校参加了青少年英语比赛，我怀着紧张的心情，走进了考场。

比赛之前，监考老师讲完规则后，每人发了三张试卷，其中一张答题卡，两张题目，铃声一响，比赛正式开始。

环节一：听力和默写。考生们纷纷拿出笔，做好了听写准备，监考老师在上面报单词，每个报两遍，考生在下面默写，过十几秒继续下一个单词。考生们都聚精会神在下面听和写，一个字也不说，安静得连考生的呼吸声都能听见，时间过得很快，不一会儿第一环节结束了。

环节二：笔试。第一题是选则题，我觉得比较简单，紧张的心情稍稍放松了一些。轻松的答题，很快便答完了。第二题是根据已知的问句用英语写答句，我看了很久，有点懵了，因为问句我看都看不懂，又没人问，根本做不出，结束铃声响了，到最后不得已放弃。

我真希望这次比赛能取得好成绩!

Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"

He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, "I don‘t get it! You can‘t be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.‘ I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life."

"Yeah, right, it‘s not that easy," I protested.

"Yes it is," Jerry said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It‘s your choice how you live life."

I reflected on what Jerry said. Soon thereafter, I left the restaurant industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that Jerry did something you are never supposed to do in a restaurant business: he left the back door open one morning and was held up at gunpoint by three armed robbers. While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found relatively quickly and rushed to the local trauma center. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.

I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I‘d be twins. Wanna see my scars?"

I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied. "Then, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live, or I could choose to die. I chose to live.

"Weren‘t you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked. Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the emergency room and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read, ‘He‘s a dead man. " I knew I needed to take action."

"What did you do?" I asked.

"Well, there was a big, burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. ‘Yes,‘ I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply.. I took a deep breath and yelled, ‘Bullets!‘ Over their laughter, I told them, ‘I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."

Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.

有一个叫高阳应的人打算盖一所房子。

他请来了很多的工人去伐树，刚砍回来的树木堆在院子里，他就对木匠说："现在木材已经齐了，一根都不少，你可以动工了。"

木匠说："不行啊！这些木材都是刚伐回来的，还没干，如果把泥抹上去，一定会被压弯。用新砍下来的湿木料盖房子，刚盖成虽然看起来挺牢固，可是过些日子就要倒塌了。"

高阳应说："照你的话，我这房子倒是保险坏不了？因为日后木材会越干越硬，泥土会越干越轻，以越来越硬的木材承担越来越轻的泥土，房子自然就坏不了。"

木匠无话可答，只得听从他的吩咐去做。

高阳应的房子刚盖成的时候看起来也还不错，以后果然倒塌了。

我爱我的家，爱爸爸、妈妈，他们也非常爱我，一个幸福的大家庭。

暑假里，大多数就我一个人在家里，爸爸、妈妈都要上班，可是有一天早上，8点了，爸爸、妈妈都还没有出门，我十分好奇，就问爸爸：“爸爸，你们怎么不上班啊？”爸爸笑着说：“暑假都是你一个人在家，今天，我们就陪你玩一天！”我开心地笑了。

想了好久，我们终于想出了一个游戏，它既可以学习，又可以玩——“英语单词比赛”。我、爸爸、妈妈三人轮流做裁判，共3轮，每一轮有2关，第一关是必答关，第二轮是抢答关，谁先举手就先回答，答对一题加一分。

比赛开始了。妈妈先做裁判。妈妈问爸爸：“苹果英语怎么说?”“苹果，苹果……”爸爸答不出来，急得抓耳挠腮。第二个问题：“library图书馆怎么拼？”“嗯，l-i-b-r-a-r-y！对吧。”“答对了，加一分。下一题，自行车怎么说？”“啊，这个我知道，bike。”“嗯，再加一分。”现在轮到我了，我十分自信，有十分认真。“地铁怎么拼？”“s-u-b-w-a-y。”“对，加一分。”……时间过去了很久，我做完裁判了，接下来，该爸爸做裁判了。爸爸一直对着我们笑，感觉不怀好意，似乎会出很难的题。“电影院怎么拼1、2、3.”我飞快地举起了手：“c-i-n-e-m-a。”“对了，加一分。第二题，国家怎么拼？”我想了一会，举起了手，而一旁的妈妈早就举手了，这次只能失去机会了。

十分钟过去了，二十分钟过去了，半个小时过去后，我们的比赛结束了，我、妈妈、爸爸的比分是20：19：13。“我赢啦！”我高兴地一蹦三尺高。咦，爸爸呢？奥，原来他正拿着英语书补习呢：“下周我们再来吧！”“好啊！”我和妈妈齐声说。

瞧！我们在一起多开心，我有一个幸福温暖的大家庭！

导语：根据中国的历法，农历八月在秋季中间，为秋季的第二个月，称为“仲秋”，而八月十五又在“仲秋”之中，所以称“中秋”。下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的优秀英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

the mid-autumn festival has all interesting history. long ago in one of the dynasties of china there was a king who was very cruel to the people and did not manage the country well. the people were so angry that some brave ones suggested killing the king. so they wrote notes telling about the meeting place and time and put them into cakes. on the 15th day of the 8th luna month every person was told to buy the cakes. when they ate them they discovered the notes. so they gathered together to make a sudden attack on the king. from then on the chinese people celebrate on the 15th day of the 8th lunar month and eat "moon cakes" in memory of that important event.

when the mid-autumn festival is near, shop windows are beautifully decorated. many "moon cakes" are displayed for people to buy. peopl send presents such aswine, fruits and "moon cakes" to their friends and relatives. in the evening of the day, they have a feast. after the feast, they go out to the garden to look at the moon. the children run and laugh on the streets.

it is believed that the moon is at her brightest on this night. many poems have been written about it, and poets are never tired of reading and writing such poems. in chinese literature, the moon of the mid autumn festival has been compared to a looking-glass, a jade rabbit, and so on. it seems that chinese literature takes far more interest in the moon than in the sun.

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中秋节有着有趣的历史。很久以前在一个朝代的中国有一个国王谁是非常残忍的人，并没有管理好国家。人们非常愤怒，一些勇敢的人建议杀死国王。所以他们写了关于会议地点和时间的笔记，并把它们放进蛋糕里。在第八个月的第十五天每个人都被告知买蛋糕。当他们吃他们发现的笔记。于是他们聚集在一起，突然袭击王。从此，中国人在第八个月的第十五天庆祝“吃月饼”，纪念这一重大事件。

中秋节临近时，商店的橱窗装饰得很漂亮。许多“月饼”展示给人们购买。人们发出了这样aswine，水果和“月饼”给他们的朋友和亲戚。在一天的晚上，他们有一个盛宴。宴会结束后，他们到花园去看月亮。孩子们在街上奔跑和欢笑。

人们相信月亮在她最明亮的夜晚。许多诗都是这样写的，诗人从不厌倦读和写这样的诗。在中国文学中，中秋节的月亮被比作一只玻璃，一只玉兔，等等。看来中国文学对月球的兴趣远远超过太阳。

这个故事后来变成成语“日暮途穷”，比喻处境十分困难，力量用尽了，计策没有了。

The Day Is Waning and the Road Is Ending

In the Spring and Autumn Period, Duke Ping of Chu was misled by slanderers, and had Wu Zixu"s father executed. Wu Zixu fled to the State of Wu. More than then years later, Wu Zixu took his revenge by helping. Wu conquer Chu. Yet he suffered agonies of remorse, because his countrymen called him a traitor. He protested, "I"m just like a traveller. It"s already late, but I still have a long way to go. I simply dont know what to do."

This idiom comes from the above story. It means being in a very difficult situation at the end of one"s tether.

The Board Meeting had come to an end. Bob started to stand up and jostled the table, spilling his coffee over his notes. "How embarrassing. I am getting so clumsy in my old age."

The Board Meeting had come to an end. Bob started to stand up and jostled the table, spilling his coffee over his notes. "How embarrassing. I am getting so clumsy in my old age."

Everyone had a good laugh, and soon we were all telling stories of our most embarrassing moments. It came around to Frank who sat quietly listening to the others. Someone said, "Come on, Frank. Tell us your most embarrassing moment."

Frank laughed and began to tell us of his childhood. "I grew up in San Pedro. My Dad was a fisherman, and he loved the sea. He had his own boat, but it was hard making a living on the sea. He worked hard and would stay out until he caught enough to feed the family. Not just enough for our family, but also for his Mom and Dad and the other kids that were still at home."

Frank laughed and began to tell us of his childhood. "I grew up in San Pedro. My Dad was a fisherman, and he loved the sea. He had his own boat, but it was hard making a living on the sea. He worked hard and would stay out until he caught enough to feed the family. Not just enough for our family, but also for his Mom and Dad and the other kids that were still at home."

[英语哲理故事有哪些

In the Warring States Period, a man in the state of Chu was offering a sacrifice to his ancestors. After the ceremony, the man gave a beaker of wine to his servants. The servants thought that there was not enought wine for all of them, and decided to each draw a piecture of snake; the one who finished the piecture first would get the wine. One of them drew very rapidly. Seeing that the others were still busy drawing, he added feet to the snake. At this moment, another man finished, snatched the beaker and drank the wine, saying,"A snake doesnt have feet. How can you add feet to a snake?"

This idiom refers to ruining a venture by doing unnecessary and surplus things.

有一个名叫吐的人，经营宰牛卖肉的生意，由于他聪明机灵，经营有方，因此生意做得还算红火。

一天，齐王派人找到吐，那人对吐说：“齐王准备了丰厚的嫁妆，打算把女儿嫁给你做妻子，这可是大好事呀！”

吐听了，并没有受宠 若惊，而是连连摆手说：“哎呀，不行啊。我身体有病，不能娶妻。”

那人很不理解地走了。

后来，吐的朋友知道了这件事，觉得奇怪，吐怎么这么傻呢？于是跑去劝吐说：“你这个人真傻，你一个卖肉的，整天在腥臭的宰牛铺里生活，为什么要拒绝齐王拿厚礼把女儿嫁给你呢？真不知你是怎么想的。”

吐笑着对朋友说：“齐王的女儿实在太丑了。”

吐的朋友摸头不知脑，问：“你见过齐王的女儿？你何以知道她丑呢？”

吐回答说：“我虽没见过齐王的女儿，可是我卖肉的经验告诉我，齐王的女儿是个丑女。”

朋友不服气地问：“何以见得？”

吐胸有成竹地回答说：“就说我卖牛肉吧，我的牛肉质量好的时候，只要给足数量，顾客拿着就走，我用不着加一点、找一点的，顾客感到满意，我呢，惟恐肉少了不够卖。我的牛肉质量不好的时候，我虽然给顾客再加一点这、找一点那，他们依然不要，牛肉怎么也卖不出去。现在齐王把女儿嫁给我一个宰牛卖肉的，还加上丰厚礼品财物，我想，他的女儿一定是很丑的了。”

吐的朋友觉得吐说得十分在理，便不再劝他了。

过了些时候，吐的朋友见到了齐王的女儿，齐王的女儿果然长得很难看。这位朋友不由得暗暗佩服吐的先见之明。

有些事情虽没什么直接的联系，但道理是相通的，如果吐不是以自己亲身的感受去举一反三地思考生活中的现象，那说不定就会要娶回一个自己不喜欢的丑妻了。

The pattern of the Thanksgiving celebration has never changed through the years. The big family dinner is planned months ahead. On the dinner table, people will find apples, oranges, chestnuts, walnuts and grapes. There will be plum pudding, mince pie, other varieties of food and cranberry juice and squash. The best and most attractive among them are roast turkey and pumpkin pie. They have been the most traditional and favorite food on Thanksgiving Day throughout the years.

1、老鼠掉进了半满的米缸，意外让它喜不自禁。确定没有危险后，它便开始了在米缸里吃了睡、睡了吃的生活。很快，米缸就要见底了，可它终究还是摆脱不了大米的诱惑，继续留在缸里。最后，米吃完了，它才发现，跳出去只是梦想，一切都无能为力了感悟：我们的生活看似平坦，其实到处都是危机

2、第一天，小白兔去钓鱼，一无所获。第二天，它又去钓鱼，还是如此。第三天它刚到，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，大叫：你要是再敢用胡萝卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你感悟：你给的都是你自己“想”给的，而不是对方想要的，活在自己世界里的付出，不值钱

3、在一次宴会上，马克吐温与一位女士对坐，出于礼貌，说了一声：您真漂亮！那位女士却不领情，高傲地说：可惜我无法同样来赞美您！马克吐温委婉平和地说：那没关系，你可以像我一样，说一句谎话就行了。那位女士羞愧地低下了头感悟：你扔下的石头，绊倒的往往是你自己

4、一个朋友是医生，一次癌症手术，打开后发现切不了，只好再缝上。去和病人解释情况，那病人农村来的，听不懂术语，坚持认为手术过了，病就好了。只好让其出院，一年后回访，真的好了，癌细胞消失了感悟：乐观的心态是最好的手术

5、那年，他坐在咖啡店等朋友，一位女孩走过来问：你是通过王阿姨的介绍来相亲的吗？他抬头打量一下她，正是自己喜欢的类型，心想何不将错就错，于是忙答应道：对，请坐。结婚当天，他坦白，当时自己不是去相亲的。老婆笑，说：我也不是去相亲的，只是找个借口和你搭讪……感悟：机遇来了，要毫不犹豫的抓住它

6、女生公开投票选班花，相貌平平的小梅发表演说：如果我当选，再过几年，在座的姐妹可以向自己先生骄傲的说，我上大学时，比班花还漂亮！结果，她全票当选！感悟：说服别人支持你，不一定要证明比别人都优秀，而是要让别人觉得，因为有你，他们才变得更优秀、更有成就感

7、在高速行驶的火车上，一个老人不小心把刚买的新鞋从窗口掉了一只，周围的人倍感惋惜，不料老人立即把第二只鞋也从窗口扔了下去。这个举动让人大吃一惊。老人解释说：这一只鞋无论多么昂贵，对我而言已经没有用了，如果有谁能捡到一双鞋子，说不定他还能穿呢！感悟：注定无法挽回的痛苦，不如早点放弃

8、两只老虎，一只在笼子里，一只在荒野中。两只老虎都认为自己所处的环境不好，互相羡慕对方。它们决定交换身份，开始时，十分快乐。但不久，两只老虎都死了：一只饥饿而死，一只忧郁而死感悟：有时，人们对自己的幸福熟视无睹，总是把眼睛看向别人的幸福。其实，你所拥有的正是别人所欣羡的。

战国时代，有一个叫公明仪的音乐家，他能作曲也能演奏，七弦琴弹得非常好，弹的曲子优美动听，很多人都喜欢听他弹琴，人们很敬重他。

有一年的春天，他带着琴来到城郊的田野散步，和煦的春风将青草的芳香吹到他的面前，让他心情非常舒畅。他环顾四周，发现不远处有一头大公牛正在吃草。他兴致勃发，突发奇想要为这头公牛演奏一曲，于是他拨动琴弦，对着这头公牛弹奏了一首高雅的《清角之操曲》。

虽然公明仪弹奏的曲子非常悦耳动听，但是那头吃草的牛儿却根本不理会那高雅的曲调，仍然低着头继续吃草。因为公牛虽然能听到琴弦发出的声音，但是并不能理解曲子中的美妙意境。

公明仪见美妙的琴声并不能打动这头不懂音乐的牛，非常无奈。过了一会儿，他又想出了一个办法。公明仪抚动琴弦，弹出一段段奇怪杂乱的声音，有的像嗡嗡的蚊蝇声，有的像迷路的小牛犊发出的叫声。这时候这头大公牛才像突然明白了什么似的，摇摇尾巴，竖起耳朵，听了起来。

对牛弹琴的启示：说话不看对象是不可取的，对蠢人讲道理也是不可取的。

每当我看见那支获奖钢笔，就不由自主地想起第一次参加讲故事比赛的情景。

去年冬天，有一天，老师对我们说：“学校要举行一次讲故事比赛，每个班级都要派选手参赛。”老师宣布完这件事，向我们望去，我很紧张，生怕老师选到我。可是怕什么来什么，老师一开口就选到了我。我不知所措。老师问我有没有信心参赛，我又不能说没有信心，只好硬着头皮答应了。

中午，回到家了，我把这件事情告诉了爸爸妈妈。妈妈连忙说：“这是锻炼你的大好机会啊！别人想去还去不上呢。

不过你别着急，还有几天时间才参赛呢，妈妈和你一起练。”我听了，放心地舒了口起。

吃完午饭，妈妈上网帮我查找资料，很久，妈妈才找到满意的资料，决定让我讲抗震救灾小英雄林浩的故事。

晚饭后，妈妈让我先把这个小故事试着读几遍，读熟后，又让我把它背小来，不知道背了多少次，我才把这个故事背了下来。

可妈妈又让我加动作，这下可把我难坏了。有时，我只顾讲故事，忘了加动作。有时老想着加动作，故事讲得又不连贯了。就这样一句一句地训练，几天后，我终于能自如地讲故事了。

参赛那天，到了现场，我抽到了15号签。坐在前面听其它选手讲。我觉得他们讲得都很精彩。到我上场了，我看见台下几十名观众，真怕讲不好，心七上八下跳个不停，可我还是稳了稳神，壮着胆子，放开声音讲了起来。刚开始，还有点怕，可是讲着讲着，我忘记了害怕，就像在家里训练那样绘声绘色地讲。赢得了阵阵掌声。

当评委宣布我得了一等奖时，我心里甭提多美了，我手捧着这来之不易的奖品——钢笔，会心地笑了。我永远忘不了第一次参赛的经历。

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