英语幽默故事比赛英语作文（实用20篇）

两个旅行中的天使到一个富有的家庭借宿。这家人对他们并不友好，并且拒绝让他们在舒适的客人卧室过夜，而是在冰冷的地下室给他们找了一个角落。当他们铺床时，较老的天使发现墙上有一个洞，就顺手把它修补好了。年轻的天使问为什么，老天使答到：“有些事并不像它看上去那样。”

第二晚，两人又到了一个非常贫穷的农家借宿。主人夫妇俩对他们非常热情，把仅有的一点点食物拿出来款待客人，然后又让出自己的床铺给两个天使。第二天一早，两个天使发现农夫和他的妻子在哭泣，他们唯一的生活来源——一头奶牛死了。年轻的天使非常愤怒，他质问老天使为什么会这样，第一个家庭什么都有，老天使还帮助他们修补墙洞，第二个家庭尽管如此贫穷还是热情款待客人，而老天使却没有阻止奶牛的死亡。

“有些事并不像它看上去那样。”老天使答道，“当我们在地下室过夜时，我从墙洞看到墙里面堆满了金块。因为主人被贪欲所迷惑，不愿意分享他的财富，所以我把墙洞填上了。昨天晚上，死亡之神来召唤农夫的妻子，我让奶牛代替了她。所以有些事并不像它看上去那样。”

有些时候事情的表面并不是它实际应该的样子。如果你有信念，你只需要坚信付出总会得到回报。你可能不会发现，直到后来……

One morning a fox saw a cock. He thought, "This is my breakfast." He came up to the cock and said," I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me?" The cock was glad.He closes his eyes and began to sing.The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away. The people in the field saw the fox. They cried, "Look, look! The fox is carrying the cock away." The cock said to the fox, "Mr Fox,do you understand? The people say you are carrying their cock away. Tell them it is yours. Not theirs." The fox opened his mouth and said, "The cock is mine,not yours."Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into the tree.

一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。 他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱 给我听么?”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些 抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。 大喊大叫：“看，看!狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐 狸先生，你能理解么?人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你 的，不是他们的。” 狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，公鸡逃离了狐狸的嘴巴，跑到了树底下。

Thetruest and most expressive thought was hardly be expressed.

Weall face it alone in silence to the most important thing in life. We can talkoccasionally about love, loneliness, happiness, miseries, death and so on, butthe true meaning is hard to deliver by words. I cannot tell others how gentlemy love is; how desperate my loneliness is; my enjoyable happiness is; howdepressive my miseries is; how ridiculous my death is. I have no choice but tohide then deeply in my heart. All what I said and wrote but the product ofthinking, while thinking, to some extend, is a kind of escape which from theparticular to general, fate to life and the abyss of silence to the bank oflanguage. If they have not become

pure/solely and abstract idea, it is merelybecause they have newly struggled out from the silence and with something hardto tell in their bodies.

Iam not to deny the possibility of communication between human beings, but

thecondition. It is silence, instead of words. 美特林克had an excellent explanation: the nature of silence tells the nature of one’ssoul. There is no any words may have a possibility to make a communicationbetween their soul if the two cannot share the same silence. To those who havenot solved the same questions in silence, even profound philosophy is only somepolite formulas. In fact, those superficial reader have no ability to identifythe profound philosophy and abstract thoughts, proverb and polite formulas,philosophy and 老生常谈, insipid/prosaic and commonplace,the knowledge of Buddha dharma and deceitful trick. One’s ability in wordscomprehension is based on his understanding to silence and eternally based onhis silence; that is his capacity of soul. Therefore, I insist that the lessonof one who is determined to seek the life philosophy is silence----to face hisimportant problem of sale in silence. Until he has enough accumulation and tootires to bear, all windows opened to him. This is the way that he not onlyunderstands the limited words, but also the unlimited information behind thesilence of words.

今天上午，我在火炬学校参加了青少年英语比赛，我怀着紧张的心情，走进了考场。

比赛之前，监考老师讲完规则后，每人发了三张试卷，其中一张答题卡，两张题目，铃声一响，比赛正式开始。

环节一：听力和默写。考生们纷纷拿出笔，做好了听写准备，监考老师在上面报单词，每个报两遍，考生在下面默写，过十几秒继续下一个单词。考生们都聚精会神在下面听和写，一个字也不说，安静得连考生的呼吸声都能听见，时间过得很快，不一会儿第一环节结束了。

环节二：笔试。第一题是选则题，我觉得比较简单，紧张的心情稍稍放松了一些。轻松的答题，很快便答完了。第二题是根据已知的问句用英语写答句，我看了很久，有点懵了，因为问句我看都看不懂，又没人问，根本做不出，结束铃声响了，到最后不得已放弃。

我真希望这次比赛能取得好成绩!

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今天下午，我们早早地来到学校里，因为要举行讲故事比赛。这次我们班有三个同学参加比赛。我激动极了，真想听听大家讲的都是什么有趣的故事！

到了六楼的比赛大厅，我们按顺序坐好，等待着比赛开始。比赛快要开始了，大家都紧张得不会呼吸了，整个大厅里鸦雀无声。

轮到我们的同学丁星妤上台了。丁星妤化了浓浓的妆，橘红色的眼影，造型都快让我认不出她了。但是她一脸镇定，丝毫没有紧张，我真佩服她呀！她给我们讲了一个《驼背小龙虾》。她一开口讲，我就被深深地迷住了。随着她绘声绘色的讲述，我的眼前浮现出了一只活灵活现的小龙虾，它有灵活的八条腿，整天喜欢嘲笑别人。有一次它遇见了一只大海螺，整天嘲笑大海螺，终于受到了很大的教训，变成了一只驼背小龙虾。我看了看旁边的同学，大家都听得入迷了，都痴痴地看着她。

她讲述得太精彩了！她一定会赢的！

过了一会儿，比赛终于结束了。我的屁股都坐痛了，但是我觉得屁股痛还是值得的，我听了这么多有趣的故事！

2019年5月6日星期一晴

1.一只小鸟正在飞往南方过冬的途中。天气太冷了，小鸟冻僵了，从天上掉下来，跌在一大片农田里。它躺在田里的时候，一只母牛走了过来，而且拉了一泡屎在它身上。冻僵的小鸟躺在牛屎堆里，发掘牛粪真是太温暖了。牛粪让它慢慢缓过劲儿来了!它躺在那儿，又暖和又开心，不久就开始高兴地唱起歌来了。一只路过的猫听到了小鸟的歌声，走过来查个究竟。顺着声音，猫发现了躲在牛粪中的小鸟，非常敏捷地将它刨了出来，并将它给吃了!

这个故事的寓意是……

1)不是每个在你身上拉屎的都是你的敌人。

2)不是每个把你从屎堆中拉出来的都是你的朋友。

3)而且，当你陷入深深的屎堆当中(身陷困境)的时候，闭上你的鸟嘴!

2、表演大师 有一位表演大师上场前，他的徒弟告诉他鞋带松了。大师点头致谢，蹲下来仔细系。

等到徒弟转身后，又蹲下来将鞋带解松。有个旁观者看到了这一切，不解地问：“大师，您为什么又要将鞋带解松呢?”大师回答道：“因为我饰演的是一位劳累的旅者，长途跋涉让他的鞋带松开，可以通过这个细节表现他的劳累憔悴。”“那你为什么不直接告诉你的徒弟呢?”“他能细心地发现我的鞋带松了，并且热心地告诉我，我一定要保护他这种热情的积极性，及时地给他鼓励，至于为什么要将鞋带解开，将来会有更多的机会教他表演，可以下一次再说啊。”

人一个时间只能做一件事，懂抓重点，才是真正的人才。

3、鹦鹉 一个人去买鹦鹉，看到一只鹦鹉前标：此鹦鹉会两门语言，售价二百元。另一只鹦鹉前则标道：此鹦鹉会四门语言，售价四百元。该买哪只呢?两只都毛色光鲜，非常灵活可爱。这人转啊转，拿不定主意。结果突然发现一只老掉了牙的鹦鹉，毛色暗淡散乱，标价八百元。这人赶紧将老板叫来：这只鹦鹉是不是会说八门语言?店主说：不。这人奇怪了：那为什么又老又丑，又没有能力，会值这个数呢?店主回答： 因为另外两只鹦鹉叫这只鹦鹉老板。

这故事告诉我们，真正的领导人，不一定自己能力有多强，只要懂信任，懂放权，懂珍惜，就能团结比自己更强的力量，从而提升自己的身价。相反许多能非常强的人却因为过于完美主义，事必躬亲，什么人都不如自己，最后只能做最好的攻关人员，销售代表，成不了优秀的领导人。

4、金人 曾经有个小国的人到中国来，进贡了三个一模一样的金人，金壁辉煌，把皇帝高兴坏了。可是这小国的人不厚道，同时出一道题目：这三个金人哪个最有价值?皇帝想了许多的办法，请来珠宝匠检查，称重量，看做工，都是一模一样的。

怎么办?使者还等着回去汇报呢。泱泱大国，不会连这个小事都不懂吧?最后，有一位退位的老大臣说他有办法。皇帝将使者请到大殿，老臣胸有成足地拿着三根稻草，插入第一个金人的耳朵里，这稻草从另一边耳朵出来了。第二个金人的稻草从嘴巴里直接掉出来，而第三个金人，稻草进去后掉进了肚子，什么响动也没有。老臣说：第三个金人最有价值!使者默默无语，答案正确。

这个故事告诉我们，最有价值的人，不一定是最能说的人。老天给我们两只耳朵一个嘴巴，本来就是让我们多听少说的。善于倾听，才是成熟的人最基本的素质。

一只鸽子老是不断地搬家, 想去掉自己身上的气味!它觉得，每次新窝住了没多久，就有一种浓烈的怪味，让它喘不上气来，不得已只好一直搬家。它觉得很困扰，就把烦恼跟一只经验丰富的老鸽子诉苦。老鸽子说：“你搬了这么多次家根本没有用啊，因为那种让你困扰的怪味并不是从窝里面发出来的，而是你自己身上的味道啊。”

寓言启示录：与团队格格不入，问题来自于自己!

有些人会不断埋怨别人的过错，指责别人的缺点，他们觉得周围的环境和人处处跟自己作对;或者是认为自己“曲高和寡”，一般人无法理解自己丰富而深刻的思想。实际上，他们没有意识到真正的问题不是来自于周围，而是来自于他们自己。像这样的人，必须试着认清自己，试着认真而深刻地反省自己。而一个组织也没必要为了失掉这样一只“鸽子”而遗憾。

愈来愈多的研究显示，领导能力不是天生的，人们完全可以透过后天的努力获得这种能力。因此，领导者要想成功地改变员工，首先就必须改变自己的领导特质。

对领导者而言，出色的管理能力仍然是必需的。领导者拥有这种管理能力，不是为了控制和命令员工，而是为了支持、帮助员工的发展与成长。

在这变幻莫测的全球竞争时代，公司高层与其苦苦追寻“先进”的管理方法与手段，不如将眼光放远，锁定员工的才智与热情，这是公司取之不尽的宝藏，公司必须找到适当的途径将他们释放出来。实现这个目标的唯一途径，就是让管理从控制员工，转向为相信员工潜力、鼓舞员工热情。

5、辞职 A对B说：“我要离开这个公司。我恨这个公司!”B建议道：“我举双手赞成你报复!!破公司一定要给它点颜色看看。不过你现在离开，还不是最好的时机。”

A问：为什么?B说：“如果你现在走，公司的损失并不大。你应该趁着在公司的机会，拼命去为自己拉一些客户，成为公司独挡一面的人物，然后带着这些客户突然离开公司，公司才会受到重大损失，非常被动。”A觉得B说的非常在理。于是努力工作，事遂所愿，半年多的努力工作后，他有了许多的忠实客户。再见面时B问A：现在是时机了，要跳赶快行动哦!A淡然笑道：老总跟我长谈过，准备升我做总经理助理，我暂时没有离开的打算了。

其实这也正是B的初衷。一个人的工作，永远只是为自己的简历。只有付出大于得到，让老板真正看到你的能力大于位置，才会给你更多的机会替他创造更多利润。

在一棵大树上，住着一只八哥。它每天都在那儿用非常圆润的歌喉，唱着悦耳的曲子。

初夏的早晨，当八哥正要唱歌的时候，忽然听见了一阵震耳欲聋的嘶叫声，它仔细一看，在那最高的树枝上，贴着一只蝉，它一秒钟也不停地发出“知了——知了——知了——”的叫声，好像喊救命似的。八哥跳到它的旁边，问它：“喂，你一早起来在喊什么呀？”蝉停止了叫喊，看见是八哥，就笑着说：“原来是同行啊，我正在唱歌呀。”八哥问它：“你歌唱什么呢？叫人听起来挺悲哀的，有什么不幸的事发生了么？”蝉回答说：“你的表现力比你的理解力要强，我唱的是关于早晨的歌，那一片美丽的朝霞，使我看了不禁兴奋得要歌唱起来。”八哥点点头，看见蝉又在抖动起翅膀，发出了声音，态度很严肃，它知道要劝蝉停止，是没有希望的，就飞到另外的树上唱歌去了。

中午的时候，八哥回到那棵大树上，它听见那只蝉仍旧在那儿歌唱，那“知了——知了——知了——”的喊声，比早晨更响。八哥还是笑着问它：“现在朝霞早已不见了，你在唱什么呀？”蝉回答说：“太陽晒得我心里发闷，我是在唱热呀。”八哥说：“这倒还差不多，人们只要一听到你的歌，就会觉得更热。”蝉以为这是对它的赞美，就越发起劲地唱起来。八哥只好再飞到别的地方去。

傍晚了，八哥又回来了，那只蝉还是在唱！

八哥说：“现在热气已经没有了。”

蝉说：“我看见了太陽下山的奇景，兴奋极了，所以唱着歌，欢送太陽。”一说完，它又继续着唱，好像怕太陽一走到山的那边，就会听不见它的歌声似的。

八哥说：“你真勤勉。”

蝉说：“我总好像没有唱够似的，我的同行，你要是愿意听，我可以唱一支夜曲——当月亮上升的时候。”

八哥说：“你不觉得辛苦么？”

蝉说：“我是爱歌唱的，只是歌唱着，我才觉得快乐。”

八哥说：“你整天都不停，究竟唱些什么呀？”

蝉说：“我唱了许多歌，天气变化了，唱的歌也就不同了。”

八哥说：“但是，我在早上、中午、傍晚，听你唱的是同一的歌。”

蝉说：“我的心情是不同的，我的歌也是不同的。”

八哥说：“你可能是缺乏表达情绪的必要的训练。”

蝉说：“不，人们说我能在同一的曲子里表达不同的情绪。”

八哥说：“也可能是缺乏天赋的东西，艺术没有天赋是不行的。”

蝉说：“我生来就具备了最好的嗓子，我可以一口气唱很久也不会变调。”

八哥说：“我说句老实话，我一听见你的歌，就觉得厌烦极了，原因就是它没有变化；没有变化，再好的歌也会叫人厌烦的。你的不肯休息，已使我害怕，明天我要搬家了。”

蝉说：“那真是太好了。”说完，它又“知了——知了——知了——”地唱起来了。

这时候，月亮也上升了……

一天，有一条小蛇让猎鹰抓住，小蛇求饶说："求您放过我吧！"

猎鹰对小蛇说："放过你，放过你我吃什么？"

小蛇对猎鹰说："我知道有一个蛇窝，里面住着很多的小蛇，可以供你食用，我会带您去，请您不要吃掉我。"

猎鹰答应了小蛇，小蛇一路带着猎鹰来到了一个蛇窝，里面果然有很多刚出生不久的小蛇。

猎鹰高兴的将所有的蛇吃掉，并抓住了带它来蛇窝的小蛇，小蛇害怕的说："你要干什么？"

猎鹰说："当然是把你吃掉了。"

小蛇大声的说："你不是说过只要我带你来蛇窝你就不吃掉我么！"

猎鹰大笑起来说："哪有鹰不吃蛇的。"

说完，便一口把小蛇吞了下去。

人应该心存善念，小蛇为了自保出卖同类，害死了更多的生命，害人终害己，最终自己也丢了性命。

动物园里，大人指着笼子里的猴子，对小孩说：“你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗?”

“不知道。”小孩看着上蹿下跳的猴子回答。

“记住，孩子，”大人说，“这种动物叫猴，是专门供咱们人类开心的。”

“何以见得呢?”小孩问。

“不信你瞧——”大人说着，从提包中摸出一颗花生，朝笼子里的大猴背后扔去，只见大猴急转身，略一迟疑，却用嘴接住，然后再用爪子从嘴里取出来，剥开吃掉，显得很滑稽。

小孩笑起来，说：“真有意思!”

大人也被大猴的举动逗得很开心，便来了兴致，又将另一颗花生扔进去，还是扔向大猴身后的地方，大猴故技重演，转身，跳起来用嘴接住，用爪子取出剥开，放进嘴里。

大人受了鼓舞，便不断地扔，大猴便不断地这样接，接住吃掉，或给身边的小猴。

直到一大包花生全部扔完了，大人和小孩才恋恋不舍地离开。

路上，小孩问大人：“你为什么将花生扔到大猴的背后呢?”

大人得意地笑了，说：“猴子翻来覆去地来回折腾才有意思啊?”

小孩信服地说：“爸爸你真行!”

大人又说：“猴子这种动物自以为挺聪明，其实被咱们耍了，它还不知道呢，真可悲!”

动物园里，大猴指着笼子外的人，对小猴说：“你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗?

“不知道。”小猴望着指手画脚的人回答。

“记住，孩子，”大猴说，“这种动物叫人，是专门供咱们猴子开心的。”

“何以见得呢?”小猴问。

“不信你瞧——”这时，适逢有个大人往笼子里扔花生，扔向大猴背后，大猴急转身，略一思忖，用嘴去接住，然后再用爪子从嘴里取出，剥开吃掉，显得很滑稽。终于，那大人的一大包花生全部扔给了猴子。

他们走后，小猴问大猴：“你为什么用嘴去接扔进来的花生?”

大猴得意地笑了，说：“如果我用爪子去接，他们还会继续扔吗?”

小猴信服地说：“妈妈你真行。”

大猴又说：“人这种动物自以为挺聪明，其实被咱耍了，他们还不知道呢，真可悲!”

从前，张三和李四两个人闲来无事，呆在屋子里聊天。张三对李四说：“有个和我一起共事的人，名字叫作王五。王五的脾气可暴躁了，动不动就会发火，一发起火来可不得了了，又拍桌子又摔东西，搞不好还会打人呢！我们平时都很害怕他，不敢和他争执。”李四说：“真的吗，果真有这样火爆性子的人？”

两人正说着，王五正巧从屋外经过，窗子开着，张三的话全都清清楚楚地传到他耳朵里。

王五顿时大发雷霆，面红耳赤，脖子上的青筋一根根地凸出来。他大步跑到屋门口，气势汹汹地使劲一踹，把门踢开，冲进屋里，见了张三，一把抓住他的领口，不由分说地照准面门就是重重一拳。张三被打得踉跄着退了好几步，一屁股坐在地上，血从他的鼻子里慢慢流了下来。

王五还觉得不解恨，也不管张三一迭声地叫饶，过去骑在他身上，抬起拳头打个不停。

李四见状，赶忙过去劝解。费尽九牛二虎之力，他终于把王五拉开，问他说：“你为什么要打张三呢？”

王五气呼呼地回答说：“我哪有性子暴躁的毛病，又什么时候乱发过脾气呢？他这样诬蔑我，我当然要好好教训教训他！”

李四说道：“你现在这样做不正是性子暴躁、喜欢发火的表现吗？张三并没有说错啊，你又为什么要对自己的缺点讳莫如深呢？”

李四说得对，有了缺点不应该忌讳别人说，有则改之，无则加勉，才能不断完善自己。

法国一个偏僻的小镇，据传有一个特别灵验的水泉，常会出现神迹，可以医治各种疾病。有一天，一个拄着拐杖，少了一条腿的退伍军人，一跛一跛的走过镇上的马路，旁边的镇民带着同情的回吻说：“可怜的家伙，难道他要向上帝祈求再有一条腿吗?”这一句话被退伍的军人听到了，他转过身对他们说：“我不是要向上帝祈求有一条新的腿，而是要祈求他帮助我，叫我没有一条腿后，也知道如何过日子。”

试想：学习为所失去的感恩，也接纳失去的事实，不管人生的得与失，总是要让自已的生命充满了亮丽与光彩，不再为过去掉泪，努力的活出自己的生命。

Bob Richards, the former pole-vault champion, shares a moving story about a skinny young boy who loved football with all his heart.

Practice after practice, he eagerly gave everything he had. But being half the size of the other boys, he got absolutely nowhere. At all the games, this hopeful athlete sat on the bench and hardly ever played.

This teenager lived alone with his father, and the two of them had a very special relationship. Even though the son was always On the bench, his father was always in the stands cheering. He never missed a game. This young man was still the smallest of the class when he entered high school. But his father continued to encourage him but also made it very clear that he did not have to play football if he didn‘t want to.

But the young man loved football and decided to hang in there He was determined to try his best at every practice, and perhaps he‘d get to play when he became a senior. All through high school he never missed a practice nor a game but remained a bench-warmer all four years. His faithful father was always in the stands, always with words of encouragement for him. When the young man went to college, he decided to try out for the football team as a "walk-on." Everyone was sure he could never make the cut, but he did.

The coach admitted that he kept him on the roster because he always puts his heart and soul to every practice, and at the same time, provided the other members with the spirit and hustle they badly needed.

The news that he had survived the cut thrilled him so much that he rushed to the nearest phone and called his father. His father shared his excitement and was sent season tickets for all the college games. This persistent young athlete never missed practice during his four years at college, but he never got to play in a game.

It was the end of his senior football season, and as he trotted onto the practice field shortly before the big playoff game, the coach met him with a telegram. The young man read the telegram and he became deathly silent. Swallowing hard, he mumbled to the coach, "My father died this morning. Is it all right if I miss practice today?" The coach put his arm gently around his shoulder and said, "Take the rest of the week off, son. And don‘t even plan to come back to the game on Saturday."

Saturday arrived, and the game was not going well. In the third quarter,when the team was ten points behind, a silent young man quietly slipped into the empty locker room and put on his football gear. As he ran onto the sidelines, the coach and his players were astounded to see their faithful teammate back so soon. "Coach, please let me play. I‘ve just got to play today," said the young man. The coach pretended not to hear him. There was no way he wanted his worst player in this close playoff game. But the young man persisted, and finally feeling sorry for the kid, the coach gave in. "All right," he said."You can go in." Before long, the coach, the players and everyone in the stands could not believe their eyes. This little unknown, who had never played before was doing everything right. The opposing team could not stop him. He ran, he passed, blocked, and tackled like a star. His team began to triumph. The score was soon tied. In the closing seconds of the game, this kid intercepted a pass and ran all the way for the winning touchdown. The fans broke loose. His teammates hoisted him onto their shoulders. Such cheering you never heard.

Finally, after the stands had emptied and the team had showered and left the locker room, the coach noticed that this young man was sitting quietly in the corner all alone The coach came to him and said, " Kid, I can‘t believe it. You were fantastic! Tell me what got into you? How did you do it?"

He looked at the coach, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Well, you knew my dad died, but did you know that my dad was blind?" The young man swallowed hard and forced a smile, "Dad came to all my games, but today was the first time he could see me play, and I wanted to show him I could do it!"

Like the athlete‘s father, God is always there cheering for us. He‘s always reminding us to go on. He‘s even offering us His hand for He knows what is best, and is willing to give us what we need and not simply what we want. GOD has never missed a single game. What a joy to know that life is meaningful if lived for the Highest. Live for HIM for He‘s watching us in the game of life!

战国时代，有一个叫公明仪的音乐家，他能作曲也能演奏，七弦琴弹得非常好，弹的曲子优美动听，很多人都喜欢听他弹琴，人们很敬重他。

有一年的春天，他带着琴来到城郊的田野散步，和煦的春风将青草的芳香吹到他的面前，让他心情非常舒畅。他环顾四周，发现不远处有一头大公牛正在吃草。他兴致勃发，突发奇想要为这头公牛演奏一曲，于是他拨动琴弦，对着这头公牛弹奏了一首高雅的《清角之操曲》。

虽然公明仪弹奏的曲子非常悦耳动听，但是那头吃草的牛儿却根本不理会那高雅的曲调，仍然低着头继续吃草。因为公牛虽然能听到琴弦发出的声音，但是并不能理解曲子中的美妙意境。

公明仪见美妙的琴声并不能打动这头不懂音乐的牛，非常无奈。过了一会儿，他又想出了一个办法。公明仪抚动琴弦，弹出一段段奇怪杂乱的声音，有的像嗡嗡的蚊蝇声，有的像迷路的小牛犊发出的叫声。这时候这头大公牛才像突然明白了什么似的，摇摇尾巴，竖起耳朵，听了起来。

对牛弹琴的启示：说话不看对象是不可取的，对蠢人讲道理也是不可取的。

这个星期天，我们家举行了一次电脑打字比赛。爸爸第一个上场。他打得真快，每分钟能打29个字呢。接着妈妈和姐姐打，她们每分钟分别打了21个字和25个字。现在轮到我了。我有些紧张，因为我想战胜爸爸。最后，由于我的手比爸爸的灵活，因此我一分钟打了30个字，得了第一名。真是一个有趣的星期天。

A typing match was held in my family this Sunday。 Father was the first one to type。 He typed so fast that he got a score of 29 characters a minute。 Mother and sister got 21 and 25 respectively。 Then it was my turn，I felt a bit nervous， for I wanted to outdo my father。 Because my fingers are more flexible than my fathers， I won the first prize by 30 characters a minute at last。 It was really an interesting Sunday。

[以家庭电脑打字比赛为题的英语作文

I live with my parents and my grandmother. My grandmother is a kind elderly

people. She likes talking and she always tells me stories of hers, my father’s

and mine. She is full filled with memories. She told me that I was quiet and

docile when I was little. My parents went to work all day, and my grandmother

took care of me and my cousin. After she fed me, I sat and played myself. She

didn’t have to worry much about me. I almost made no troubles. But my cousin was

not. He never sat well or ate his food tactfully. My grandmother had to always

keep an eye on him to prevent making troubles. But, there was one thing drove

her crazy. That was I didn’t like going to school. When I was at the school age,

my parents sent me to school. But I cried every morning when I arrived at

school. They had to comfort me for a long time to bring me into classroom. After

two or three months later, the situation became good. I like my grandmother

sharing the stories with me. It makes me warm and beloved.

刘杰大学毕业后，进了交通局，在西关岗街当队长。

西关街街长1500米，双向四车道，中间被铁栅栏分开。街的尽头是六个万人大厂，每天上下班的时候，三四万职工一齐挤到街的一侧，人山人海，浩浩荡荡。几年来，这条路每天都得堵上几个小时。交警队一直想扩路，可苦于没有资金，一直拖到现在，成了局里的头号难题。

刘杰上了十天班后，拿着一份西关街街况报告找到警队的王局长。

王局长接过报告，问：“想改善西关街的交通，你有什么想法?”

刘杰伸出三根手指，对着王局长一晃，说道：“给我三万，我保证在一个月之内把西关街变成双向六车道!”

王局长顿时来了兴趣，忙问他具体方案，可问了半天，刘杰就是不讲，只是一个劲地说：“请领导相信我。”

王局长没办法，大笔一挥，给刘杰批了三万，说：“这个月我要到省里开会，希望我回来的时候，路况能有所改善!”刘杰拿着批款，连连点头。

怎么可能?王局长开完会，立即坐车赶回天水市，一看究竟。

当他来到西关街的时候，正赶上工人们上班，西关街上的工人比以前还多，可似乎不那么挤了。

王局长定睛一看，原来那排三里长的铁栅栏底下都装上了铁轱辘，上班的时候就往这边推过来一个车道，原来是这样的“双向六车道”啊。

指挥交通的刘杰也看到了王局长，他一路小跑，过来“啪”地给王局长敬了个礼：“请局长检查工作!”

王局长拍了拍刘杰的肩膀，叹了口气，说：“十年了，这么简单的办法我怎么就没想到呢，总说要扩道，其实最应该扩的就是我们的思想啊!”

In 1882 a baby girl caught a fever that was so fierce she nearly died. She survived but the fever left its mark she could no longer see or hear. Because she could not hear she also found it very difficult to speak.

1882年，一名女婴因高发烧差点丧命。她虽幸免于难，但发烧给她留下了后遗症 她再也看不见、听不见。因为听不见，她想讲话也变得很困难。

So how did this child, blinded and deafened at 19 months old, grow up to become a world-famous author and public speaker?

那么这样一个在19个月时就既盲又聋的孩子，是如何成长为享誉世界的作家和演说家的呢？

The fever cut her off from the outside world, depriving her of sight and sound. It was as if she had been thrown into a dark prison cell from which there could be no release.

高烧将她与外界隔开，使她失去了视力和声音。她仿佛置身在黑暗的牢笼中无法摆脱。

Luckily Helen was not someone who gave up easily. Soon she began to explore the world by using her other senses. She followed her mother wherever she went, hanging onto her skirts, She touched and smelled everything she came across. She copied their actions and was soon able to do certain jobs herself, like milking the cows or kneading dough, She even learnt to recognize people by feeling their faces or their clothes. She could also tell where she was in the garden by the smell of the different plants and the feel of the ground under her feet.

万幸的是海伦并不是个轻易认输的人。不久她就开始利用其它的感官来探查这个世界了。她跟着母亲，拉着母亲的衣角，形影不离。她去触摸，去嗅各种她碰到的物品。她模仿别人的动作且很快就能自己做一些事情，例如挤牛奶或揉面。她甚至学会*摸别人的脸或衣服来识别对方。她还能*闻不同的植物和触摸地面来辨别自己在花园的位置。

By the age of seven she had invented over 60 different signs by which she could talk to her family, If she wanted bread for example, she would pretend to cut a loaf and butter the slices. If she wanted ice cream she wrapped her arms around herself and pretended to shiver.

七岁的时候她发明了60多种不同的手势，*此得以和家里人交流。比如她若想要面包，就会做出切面包和涂黄油的动作。想要冰淇淋时她会用手裹住自己装出发抖的样子。

Helen was unusual in that she was extremely intelligent and also remarkably sensitive. By her own efforts she had managed to make some sense of an alien and confusing world. But even so she had limitations.

海伦在这方面非比一般，她绝顶的聪明又相当敏感。通过努力她对这个陌生且迷惑的世界有了一些知识。但她仍有一些有足。

At the age of five Helen began to realize she was different from other people. She noticed that her family did not use signs like she did but talked with their mouths. Sometimes she stood between two people and touched their lips. She could not understand what they said and she could not make any meaningful sounds herself. She wanted to talk but no matter how she tried she could not make herself understood. This make her so angry that she used to hurl herself around the room, kicking and screaming in frustration.   海伦五岁时开始意识到她与别人不同。她发现家里的其他人不用象她那样做手势而是用嘴交谈。有时她站在两人中间触摸他们的嘴唇。她不知道他们在说什么，而她自己不能发出带有含义的声音。她想讲话，可无论费多大的劲儿也无法使别人明白自己。这使她异常懊恼以至于常常在屋子里乱跑乱撞，灰心地又踢又喊。

As she got older her frustration grew and her rages became worse and worse. She became wild and unruly . If she didnt get what she wanted she would throw tantrums until her family gave in. Her favourite tricks included grabbing other peoples food from their plates and hurling fragile objects to the floor. Once she even managed to lock her mother into the pantry. Eventually it became clear that something had to be done. So, just before her seventh birthday, the family hired a private tutor Anne Sullivan.

随着年龄的增长她的怒气越为越大。她变得狂野不驯。倘若她得不到想要的东西就会大发脾气直到家人顺从。她惯用的手段包括抓别人盘里的食物以及将易碎的东西猛扔在地。有一次她甚至将母亲锁在厨房里。这样一来就得想个办法了。于是，在她快到七岁生日时，家里便雇了一名家庭教师 安尼沙利文。

Anne was careful to teach Helen especially those subjects in which she was interested. As a result Helen became gentler and she soon learnt to read and write in Braille. She also learnt to read peoples lips by pressing her finger-tips against them and feeling the movement and vibrations. This method is called Tadoma and it is a skill that very, very few people manage to acquire. She also learnt to speak, a major achievement for someone who could not hear at all.

安尼悉心地教授海伦，特别是她感兴趣的东西。这样海伦变得温和了而且很快学会了用布莱叶盲文朗读和写作。*用手指接触说话人的嘴唇去感受运动和震动，她又学会了触唇意识。这种方法被称作泰德马，是一种很少有人掌握的技能。她也学会了讲话，这对失聪的人来说是个巨大的成就。

Helen proved to be a remarkable scholar, graduating with honours from Radcliffe College in 1904. She had phenomenal powers of concentration and memory, as well as a dogged determination to succeed. While she was still at college she wrote ‘The Story of My Life. This was an immediate success and earned her enough money to buy her own house.

海伦证明了自己是个出色的学者，1904年她以优异的成绩从拉德克利夫学院毕业。她有惊人的注意力和记忆力，同时她还具有不达目的誓不罢休的毅力。上大学时她就写了《我的生命》。这使她取得了巨大的成功从而有能力为自己购买一套住房。

She toured the country, giving lecture after lecture. Many books were written about her and several plays and films were made about her life. Eventually she became so famous that she was invited abroad and received many honours from foreign universities and monarchs. In 1932 she became a vice-president of the Royal National Institute for the Blind in the United Kingdom.

她周游全国，不断地举行讲座。她的事迹为许多人著书立说而且还上演了关于她的生平的戏剧和电影。最终她声名显赫，应邀出国并受到外国大学和国王授予的荣誉。1932年，她成为英国皇家国立盲人学院的副校长。

After her death in 1968 an organization was set up in her name to combat blindness in the developing world. Today that agency, Helen Keller International, is one of the biggest organizations working with blind people overseas.

1968年她去世后，一个以她的名字命名的组织建立起来，该组织旨在与发展中国家存在的失明缺陷做斗争。如今这所机构，“国际海伦凯勒”，是海外向盲人提供帮助的最大组织之一。

After the tortoise than the rabbit said, proud of all the animals do not post. Some people say it, it is proud to say: "even the legs of rabbits but I have run, what do you count?" Rabbit unconvinced everyday practice run, a decision(再跟)turtle Yijuecixiong. Training for a few days, rabbits in the "Forest Journal," to the war on the turtle. Turtle accepted. Unwittingly race that day, turtles and rabbits are standing on the starting line. With the "bang" sound of rabbits and turtles are out of the starting line, and soon, the rabbit would Shuaixia the tortoise, the lead. Rabbit Bozhaobozhao suddenly heard shouting "help" the sound of a rabbit stopped, only a small Lark fell into the sea, has been quick to die, rabbits think: not refusing. Will not hesitate to jump into the river, although the river is not deep, fast-flowing, rabbits will not waterborne, it can only small Lark difficult to travel to.

It so happened that can run from waterborne the tortoise, rabbit busy shouting: "turtle, Come Back on the Skylark." Turned a deaf ear turtle, I thought: If I go into the sea will be lost rabbits, no doors! End also want to run again. Rabbit had rescued a small Lark, which has wasted a lot of time, rabbits rush farewell small Lark, Batuijiubo. When the rabbit get to the end, the host elephant Baba is pegged to the turtle medals? Turtle see rabbits, proudly said: "Who let more nosy, deserves!" Was exactly at that time, sounded a loud voice: "medal should belong to the rabbit!" This is small Skylark. Qi asked why everyone, small Lark to the situation have said Yiwuyishi out. "Yes, the rabbit should be a first!" "Gold medal to the rabbit!"…… Elephant Baba nodded, and the gold medal to hang rabbit. Finally turtle with a high low in the first.

Covering Ones Ears While Stealing a Bell

掩耳盗铃

Mr. Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does [en]foolish

things.[/en]

王先生总以为自己很聪明，实际上他总干傻事。

One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door. "Oh! How nice! I will take it home." He thinks, "What can I do?" After a while he has a "good" idea. "Aha! I have an idea now. I can plug my ears. Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell."

一天，他看见一户人家的门头有个很漂亮的铃铛。"啊，真漂亮啊!我要把它拿回家去。"他自言自语道："我该怎么做呢?"过了一会儿他想到了一个"好"主意。"啊哈!我有办法了!我把耳朵堵上，拿铃铛的时候就听不见铃声了。"

Then he does so. But as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door. "What are you doing?" the owner says angrily.

于是他就这样做了。可是他刚拿下铃铛，屋子的主人就打开门，怒气冲冲地说："你在干什么?"

【成语来源】

At the time when Fan, a nobleman of the state of Jin, became a fugitive, a commoner found a bell and wanted to carry it off on his back.

春秋时侯，晋国贵族智伯灭掉了范氏。有人趁机跑到范氏家里想偷点东西，看见院子里吊着一口大钟。钟是用上等青铜铸成的，造型和图案都很精美。小偷心里高兴极了，想把这口精美的大钟背回自已家去。

But the bell was too big for him.

可是钟又大又重，怎么也挪不动。

[/en]When he tried to knock it into pieces with a hammer there was a loud clanging sound. [/en]

他想来想去，只有一个办法，那就是把钟敲碎，然后再分别搬回家。小偷找来一把大锤，拼命朝钟砸去，咣的一声巨响，把他吓了一大跳。

He was afraid that someone will hear the noise and take the bell from him, so he immediately stopped his own ears.

小偷着慌，心想这下糟了，这种声不就等于是告诉人们我正在这里偷钟吗?他越听越害怕，不同自由地抽回双手，使劲捂住自已的耳朵。

To worry about other people hearing the noise is understandable, but to worry about himself hearing the noise (as if stopping his own ears would prevent other people from hearing) is absurd.

“咦，钟声变小了，听不见了!”小偷高兴起来，“妙极了!把耳朵捂住不住就听不进钟声了吗!”他立刻找来两个布团，把耳朵塞住，心想，这下谁也听不见钟声了。于是就放手砸起钟来，一下一下，钟声响亮地传到很远的地方。人们听到钟声蜂拥而至把小偷捉住了。

童话中丰富的想象和夸张可以活跃你的思维;那生动的形象、美妙的故事可以帮你认识社会、理解人生，引导你做一个通达事理、明辨是非的人。

[冰冻太阳光]

夏天真是太热了。

太阳像个火球，成天在头顶上烤，门前的树全耷拉着叶子，一副无精打采的模样。好不容易盼来一丝风，还是热烘烘的。

在这样的日子里，林子里的居民全都懒得动弹，因为一动弹就冒汗，全身粘糊糊的，难受死了。

林子里再也没有了往日的欢声笑语，只有知了在树上拼命叫：“热啊!热啊!”

笨狼本来想安安心心睡个午觉，但知了的叫声吵得他睡不着。他走出家门，想对知了说声：“请你别叫了!”可是一张嘴，就吼出一句：“闭上你的臭嘴吧!”

这话一出口，连笨狼自己都吓了一跳。笨狼平时是很懂礼貌的。

唉，只能怪这天气弄得笨狼头脑发热，心情烦躁，说不出好话来。

知了的心里也正窝火，他觉得笨狼的房子盖得不是地方，挡不住太阳却挡住了风。他正打算把家搬到另一棵树上去，一听笨狼这话，得，这家不搬了，索性还把兄弟姐妹三姑六婆全都叫来，齐声高唱：“热啊，热啊，太热啊!”

笨狼只好捂紧耳朵赶快跑。

笨狼跑到棕熊的商店，一口气吃了六客冰淇淋，才觉得脑袋不那么热，心里不那么烦了。

笨狼决定要好好想个办法，帮助大家快快乐乐地过完夏天。

商店里挂着一种白汗衫，胸前印着一片浅蓝色的湖水，湖上飘着几个英文字母――COOL。

“那是什么么意思?”笨狼问。

棕熊找出一本字典，对着上面的字母一个个地查：“那意思是说：凉快。”

“我猜就该是这个意思，看上去怪舒服的。怪不得鸭子、天鹅他们整天泡在湖里，只苦了我们这些不会游水的动物……哦，有办法了，你这店里的衣服我全要了，你还得做一些小尺寸的。”笨狼说。

第二天，除了那些会游水的动物之外，森林里的其它动物都穿上了那种胸前印有COOL字样的汗衫，“我保证你们会凉快的，你想想啊，鸭子只在湖里游一游，就说凉快得不得了，我们都把湖水抱在怀里了，能不凉快?”笨狼一边给大家发衣服，一边说。

可是，大家穿上衣服，不仅没能感到丝毫凉快，汗反而冒得更快了，不一会儿，衣服全湿透了。

“笨狼，你瞧瞧，咱们的怀里真抱着一片湖水了。”聪明兔一边脱掉直往下淌水的衣服，一边笑着说。

笨狼也把他的“湖水”脱了，说道：“这衣服可能对咱们没用，但对知了们有用，你听，一整天没再听到他们说热了。”

这话提醒了大家，啄木鸟连忙飞到知了们住的树上去看究竟：呀，不好，知了们全中暑了。

大家七手八脚，把知了们抬进青蛙大夫的诊所。

闯了这么大的祸，笨狼心里好难过。聪明兔安慰道：“夏天天气这么热，太阳光都把我们给烤糊涂了，没办法。”

真的没办法吗?笨狼不信。

回到家里，笨狼坐在地板上呆呆地想办法。想了许久，笨狼口渴了，站起身倒了一杯水。水有点烫，得放到冰箱里凉一凉。

笨狼打开冰箱，突然脑子里冒出一个天才的主意。

对，把太阳光冰冻起来，就这么办。

笨狼拎着一个大脸盆，冲出屋外，在阳光下舀一下，又冲进来，将脸盆里的东西倒进冰箱。

笨狼一趟又一趟地跑，越干越欢。

一会儿天就黑了，笨狼高兴地想：“太阳光不多嘛，我一会儿就舀完了。”

第二天，天还没亮，笨狼就起床了。因为他想，太阳光都放进冰箱里了，要是不早点舀出去，森林里就没有白天了。

笨狼又打开冰箱，拎着脸盆，一趟趟地往外面运太阳光。一直到天完全亮，笨狼才停下来。因为他想，天亮了，就证明阳光都运出去了。

刚好是个雨天。天亮了不久，雨就淅淅沥沥地下了。

笨狼穿上套鞋，撑着雨伞，挨家挨户去敲门：

“聪明兔，快起来，今天好凉快!”

“棕熊，快起来，今天好凉快!”

……

“是呀，好凉快呀，笨狼，你看，还下雨了呢!”大家都高兴地说。

笨狼想：你们弄错了，才不是雨呢，是冰冻太阳光在融化呢，就像平时你们看见冰棍慢慢融化一样。但是笨狼什么也没有说出来，他可不是那种做了好事就大声嚷嚷的家伙……笨狼心里甜滋滋的，眼睛笑得眯成了一条线。

[饮水要思源]

蒙蒙是个喜欢问问题的孩子，一天放学回家，蒙蒙问妈妈：“妈妈，什么叫‘饮水要思源’啊?”

妈妈想了想说：“就是喝水的时候要想到水的源流，不忘其本。”

蒙蒙又问：“哦，能比喻一下吗?”

妈妈想到蒙蒙这几天爱挑食，不爱吃肉，就说：“你平时只爱吃青菜，不爱吃肉，就应该想到农民伯伯养牲畜有多么辛苦，这就叫‘饮水要思源’，懂了吗?”

没想到蒙蒙嘟囔着嘴说：“可是妈妈，既然你说饮水要思源，我一想到那些肉要从动物们的身上割下来，那多可怜啊，那些动物多痛啊，就不想吃肉了。这样的饮水思源，您不觉得太残忍了吗?”

[南瓜城堡里的老鼠]

“哈哈，这么大的南瓜，我要把它当成我的城堡，任何人也攻不进去的城堡。”

那只穿着黑色皮夹克、戴着红色博士帽、腰间别着一把玩具手枪的小老鼠波克，在找到了个大南瓜之后，它似乎感觉到，自己已经是城堡里尊贵的主人了。

波克花了三天三夜的时间，才在南瓜上开了一扇它刚好可以进出的门。波克拿出它在一个小男孩子那里抢来的一双臭鞋子，在南瓜城堡的门上比试着，最后，决定用其中的一只臭袜子做一道门帘。它故意退后几步，欣赏着它的门帘：“啊!多么美丽的门帘啊!我的南瓜城堡，因为了袜子做的门帘而更加漂亮!”

波克住进了南瓜城堡，它把城堡里那些黄灿灿的南瓜籽儿，统统装进了另一只臭袜子里。波克掂了掂那袋南瓜籽儿，自言自语地说：“这肯定是城堡里最好的宝贝了!”

“我亲眼看见那个南瓜里有一只老鼠咧!”一个小男孩儿对他身边的小女孩儿说，“我们过去看看吧!”

“天啊!可不能让他们靠近我的城堡呀!”波克在南瓜城堡里尖叫起来，“我得拿出我的武器对付他们。”

波克从臭袜子里拿出一颗金灿灿的南瓜籽儿，装进玩具手枪，瞄准了那个走在前面的小男孩儿——呵!装南瓜籽儿的臭袜子就是他的!

“预备——发射!”

可是，当南瓜籽儿击中小男孩儿的时候，它变成了一块巧克力。小男孩捡起那块巧克力，放在嘴里，尝了尝，露出了甜甜的笑脸：“呵!好甜好香!”

“哈哈哈!臭袜子里的南瓜籽儿，居然还会变成香甜的巧克力!”波克在南瓜城堡里笑破了肚子。

“我也要巧克力!”小女孩说着，又向南瓜城堡走来。

波克赶紧又把两颗南瓜籽儿装进玩具手枪，瞄准了小女孩。

“预备——发射!”

当南瓜籽儿击中小女孩儿的头发的时候，居然变成了两只漂亮的蝴蝶结。小女孩儿高兴地把蝴蝶结扎她的羊角辫上，乐呵呵地问小男孩儿：“我是不是更漂亮了?”

小男孩儿傻傻地点点头，说：“真的很漂亮!”

南瓜城堡里住着一只小老鼠，里面还能飞出美味儿的巧克力和漂亮的蝴蝶结的消息，很快就传开了。林子里那个坏坏的女巫听说了这件事，“嘿嘿”地怪笑着说：“我要揪出那个小家伙!我要做南瓜城堡的主人!”

女巫要攻打南瓜城堡的消息，很快乐就被波克知道了。波克在南瓜城堡上挖了一个瞭望口，还不知道从哪里弄来了一个望远镜，整天望啊望啊，就是不知道女巫什么时候来。

“嘿嘿!嘿嘿!”女巫终于怪笑着来了，“用臭袜子做门帘，还配做南瓜城堡的主人?”

波克在望远镜里看到了女巫，它赶紧把南瓜籽儿装进了玩具手枪里。

“预备——发射!”

“哎哟——”南瓜籽儿击中了女巫的鼻子。顿时，女巫的鼻子就瘪了下去。

“预备——发射!”

“哎哟——”南瓜籽儿击中了女巫的嘴巴。顿时，女巫的嘴巴就歪到了耳朵根上。

……

在波克的南瓜籽儿的猛烈攻击下，女巫的一只耳朵没了、三颗牙齿掉了、一缕头发掉了……女巫狼狈不堪“哇哇”大叫着跑了。

从此后，从南瓜城堡里，时而飞出一个泡泡糖，时而飞出把小花伞，时而飞出一块香面包……

只是，除了波克，谁也不知道那些东西是南瓜籽儿变的，谁也不知道那些南瓜籽儿，却是用一只臭袜子装着的。

父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。

儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问!」

父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱

(注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?)

After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.

Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"

Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket

(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

(只为成功找方法，不为失败找理由)