英语幽默故事比赛英语作文【精品19篇】

又是周一啦，每个周一的早晨我们都会有班会课，班会课讲了什么呢?陈老师说可以讲班级的事情也可以讲国家大事。今天我们班会的主题是【班级里的行为规范】，我有时行为规范有点不好，但是请老师相信我我一定会慢慢努力做个行为规范好的学生。

今天英语课的9月悦读故事我非常喜欢，回家妈妈帮我下载之后我听了很多遍，真的很好听哦!

意外的惊喜：妈妈下班回家送了一盆我期待已久的含羞草给我，我会好好养护它的，每天帮它浇水，仔细观察它的生长情况，我还可以用显微镜来观察它的叶子哦。

作者：孔子博

今天，我们下午去了五楼报告厅，看了讲故事比赛，一共有28位选手。

开始讲故事了，一号选手讲得非常的生动，简直就像和真的发生了这件事一样！讲完以后，二号选手就登场了，和一号选手将的都很好，都感情充沛……一直到了十几号选手，我们班的一位选手——王浩然就登场了，王浩然讲的是《岳飞》这个故事，王浩然的声音非常响亮，非常的有精神，里面的主要内容是岳飞要金忠报国，上前线杀敌的原因。后来，一直到了二十几号选手，就到了我们班的另一位选手——曲姿愈，她讲的是《注释的眼睛》，里面讲的是一位妇女得到了一位老人的宽容。又有五六位选手讲了故事后，比赛就结束了。

比赛终于结束了，排完名次后，我知道了已经过去了三节副课了，有微机课、音乐课和课外活动课。我今天又高兴又不高兴。

有一天，萧伯纳应邀参加了一个丰盛的晚宴。席间有一青年在大文豪面前滔滔不绝地吹嘘自己的天才，好像自己天南海北样样通晓，大有不可一世的气概。

起初，萧伯纳缄口不言，洗耳恭听。后来，愈听愈觉得不是滋味。最后，他终于忍不住了，便开口说道：“年轻的朋友，只要我们两人联合起来，世界上的事情就无一不晓了。”

那人惊愕地说：“未必如此吧！”

萧伯纳说：“怎么不是，你是这样地精通世界万物，不过，尚有一点欠缺，就是不知夸夸其谈会使丰盛的佳肴也变得淡而无味，而我刚好明了这一点，咱俩合起来，岂不是无一不晓了吗？”

席尔瓦先生和佩雷拉先生是非常要好的朋友。一个星期天晚上，他们在席尔瓦先生的寓所里喝啤酒。

这两位先生都未成家，所以他们各自雇了一个佣人为他们打理房子，有时候还可以替他们跑跑腿。

几杯啤酒下肚之后，他们便将谈论的话题转向了佣人。佩雷拉先生说，他的佣人班达应该算得上是全世界最愚蠢的佣人了。

“算了吧，你能证明班达比我的佣人忠达更愚蠢，我就誓不为人。”席尔瓦先生说。

“好的，我就证明给你看。”说着，佩雷拉先生把他的佣人叫了过来，交给他10个卢比，“班达，你拿着这些钱去大街拐角处那家汽车专卖店，给我买一辆汽车。”班达兴冲冲地走开了。

“佩雷拉先生，你看我的佣人多么愚蠢!”

“哼，你认为这就够愚蠢了?等一会你瞧瞧我的佣人吧。”席尔瓦先生叫来忠达，给了他两个卢比。“拿着这两个卢比，坐车到我办公室去找我秘书，问一下我是否在办公室里。”

“没问题，先生。”忠达拿着钱走出了大门。

佣人们走后，两位先生又争执起来，他们都极力让对方相信自己的佣人是世界上最愚蠢的。此时此刻，他们的佣人班达和忠达正在外面为他们奔波效力。在一个街角，两个佣人不期而遇。

“忠达，你看见了吧?”班达说，“我想我遇见的主人是世界上最愚蠢的。”

“不，班达，我的主人才是世界上最愚蠢的。”

“忠达，你看我的主人有多蠢，他刚才给了我10个卢比，叫我给他买一辆汽车!这个傻瓜，他不知道汽车经销店星期天不营业吗?”

“你认为这就够傻了?我的主人刚才给了我两个卢比，要我去他的办公室，看看他是否在那。这个傻瓜不知道，打个电话到他办公室问一下，只需要花费一个卢比，根本用不着给我两个。”

【哲理心得】：做事情找对方法才是最关键，不在其位不谋其政，不同领域的人有不同的工作方式，每一个人都是值得被尊重的。

有一个叫高阳应的人打算盖一所房子。

他请来了很多的工人去伐树，刚砍回来的树木堆在院子里，他就对木匠说："现在木材已经齐了，一根都不少，你可以动工了。"

木匠说："不行啊！这些木材都是刚伐回来的，还没干，如果把泥抹上去，一定会被压弯。用新砍下来的湿木料盖房子，刚盖成虽然看起来挺牢固，可是过些日子就要倒塌了。"

高阳应说："照你的话，我这房子倒是保险坏不了？因为日后木材会越干越硬，泥土会越干越轻，以越来越硬的木材承担越来越轻的泥土，房子自然就坏不了。"

木匠无话可答，只得听从他的吩咐去做。

高阳应的房子刚盖成的时候看起来也还不错，以后果然倒塌了。

“英华好少年杯”第四界讲故事比赛开始了。我们都非常的紧张。一个，两个，三个……到我准备了，这么快！我带主席台一测握着拳头，紧张的跺着脚。

我紧张的上了台，开始讲了起来。我讲的故事名字叫《一个美丽的故事》，故事的大概内容是这样的：有一个小男孩儿，成绩不引人注目。一次，他写了一篇作文，作文里写到：他有两个愿望。第一个是希望他的妈妈每天都夸她聪明，第二个是希望他的老师每天都说“其实，你一点儿也不笨。”然后在小男孩妈妈生日那天，小男孩把作文本拿给了妈妈看。

我每天在练习背这篇故事的时候，总觉得特别感动。我觉得小男孩虽然成绩不好，但是仍有学习的上进心，而且懂得怎样感恩父母，做一个尊敬老师，体贴父母的好孩子。做一个人见人爱的好孩子。即便他是一个塌鼻子的小男孩，但是他不怕别人窥见他，他专心学习，不受外界干扰，让他们爱说什么就说什么吧！

我觉得我应该向故事里的那个小男孩学习，因为他给我的印象最深，事迹更美好。

Last week,one of classmates said,"do you want a bet?" I asked,"what for?" the classmate replied,"do you dare to had a running race with Tony." I answered,"Why not?" Unfortunately,I lost the running race,because I dint know he was a good runner,and Tony ran so fast.Before running race,I bet him $$200.00 that I would win for the running race.In fact,I not only lost the competition,but also lost $$200.00.

一次音乐课上，大音乐家奥尔·布尔告诉学生——不要演奏任何失调的乐器，因为一旦这样做了，你就不会潜心区分音调的各种细微差异，就会很快地模仿和附和乐器发出的声音。这样，你的耳朵就很容易失灵。

说着，布尔拿过一把看似很普通的小提琴，提醒学生注意听他的演奏，然后判断一下是不是有一根弦松了。拉完一曲，布尔又拿起另一把做工非常精美的小提琴，告诉大家这是一把维也纳著名的制琴大师刚刚制做的好琴。他用它把刚才那支曲子又演奏了一遍。然后，他问学生：“仔细比较一下，是不是第一把小提琴有根弦松了，是不是音调有一丝的不和谐?”

一位学生站起来：“是的，第一把琴是有根弦松了。”

“没错。是松了一点点，仔细听就能听出来。”另一位学生补充道。

布尔走到教室后面的一位学生身旁，问他是否也听出来了有松弛的琴弦，这位学生肯定地点头附和。接着，他又问了其他学生，他们都说听出来了，第一把琴确实有根弦松了。还有的学生说，那音都因此有点儿粗糙了。

直到所有的学生都认为第一把琴有根弦松了，布尔才微笑着请大家再听他用这把琴把刚才那支曲子演奏一遍，看看是否能够听出究竟哪一根弦松了。作为对比，布尔还用那把漂亮的琴演奏了一遍。

学生们仿佛受了鼓励，都向前围了过来，紧紧地盯着布尔拉琴的手，竖起了耳朵，希望自己能够在名师面前辨别出那根松了的弦。

布尔刚一演奏完毕，学生们便指着桌上的第一把小提琴，七嘴八舌地争论开了。他们每个人都找到了自己认为松弛的琴弦，并为自己的判断找到了看似很充分的理由。布尔一直沉默地听着学生们的发言，未做任何评判。

过了好长一段时间，教室静了下来。学生们都把目光投向了布尔，等待大音乐家揭示答案，看看究竟是哪一根弦松了。

然而，布尔却举着学生们刚才评点的琴，郑重地告诉他们：“这可是一把精制的小提琴啊。i位著名调琴师刚刚把它调试好，根本就没有一根弦是松的。倒是这一把外表做工很精巧的琴，有两根弦都松了，你们看，就在这里。”顺着布尔的手，大家果然看到了他们没有留意的两根松弛的琴弦。

“啊。原来是这样!”学生们惊讶得一时呆住了。“你们都轻信了我刚才故意做的那些误导，轻信了那根不存在的虚幻的‘断弦’。其实，我真正的用意是要提醒大家记住了——今后，无论是拉琴，还是生活，都要学会倾听。不仅要学会用耳朵倾听。还要学会用心灵倾听。尤其是在那些需要聚精会神的时候，千万不能松弛了你们心灵的琴弦。”布尔语重心长地教诲道。

布尔以其新颖的授课方式，向人们揭示了一个深刻的道理——在人生旅途上，当你放弃了自我，轻易地盲从于他人，就很有可能失去正确的方向。

Last week, I took part in an English speech contest which was held by our teachers. There were twelve students in the final contest. I was one of them.

Fifteen minutes before my turn, I picked my topic and prepared for it. I wrote down the outlines and organized what I was going to say. However, when I stood in front of all judges and students, I was extremely nervous. My mind was totally empty.

Then I took a deep breath to relax myself and started my speech. The result was not as good as I expected, but I preferred to regard it as a challenge to myself, whose process was the most important for me. I can learn a lot from this contest. I am sure I will be better next time.

今天就是英语外研比赛的日子了，我被安排在下午2.30那场，老妈的单位离考场比较近，上午我便跟她去单位值班。

我在老妈的办公室里，一直都在背稿，时间过得很快，稿纸在我的手中不停地抖动，说好的不紧张呢?

简单吃了点饭，老妈看我这副状态，她提议说，咱们提前溜达着去吧，就当散散步。

午后的街道有些冷清，看到不错的景致，老妈竟不忘给我拍张照片啥的，她可真有兴致。不觉中就来到了“宝睿国际未来小学”门口，我们是下午考生中来得最早的。

等了好久一些家长才陪着孩子到来，有接待老师把我们安排在家长等候区，并给选手们讲了些注意事项，接着老师又读了考场名单，我被安排在第三考场。

这是初赛，演讲的内容是自我介绍加才艺表演。我看到有的选手准备得真棒!不光自己化了淡妆，还梳了很复杂很漂亮的辫子，有的还穿了美丽的裙子。有不少同学手里拿了画板，上面是他们精心绘制的图画，他们边指着自己的画边小声念着英语，看来他们的才艺表演一定是用英语介绍自己的画了。而我的才艺显得多么的微不足道，我只打算读一首英文小诗。

上午考完的同学在群里发来信息，他们说很简单，评委主要看你的口语能力，觉得背不好的，也可以直接读，我终于有了一些安心。

马上就轮到我了，听到老师念我名字，稿子在我手中抖的更厉害了。原来考场里只有三位评委老师，但其中有一位外国人。我的心开始咚咚跳个不停，手心也开始冒汗。我刚说一句“Hello everyone.”，三位评委老师便微笑着向我点头示意。他们这一微笑，我反而不自在的很，我僵硬的站在他们面前，机械地象在用英文诵经一般，我甚至听到自己的声音就象一只大苍蝇在我周围嗡嗡着飞，它飞飞停停，停停飞飞，可恶极了。我发现三位评委老师都在低着头，记录着什么，也不知他们听清了这“嗡嗡”声没有。自我介绍环节很快就完了，我看没人看我，便拿出稿子，直接读那首“四季”的小诗。依然没人看我，平时读得一点问题都没有，此时竟卡了好几下，自己都觉得糟糕透顶。

三分钟终于结束了，我向三位评委鞠了躬说了“thank you”之后，心情才平静下来。

因为我是最后一场，所以，我来到家长区没多久，就有老师进来，当场宣布进入复赛的同学名单了。老师神采飞扬，声音洪亮，她说：“非常高兴地通知大家，祝贺以下进入复赛的同学，读到名字的同学也请家长一起上台!”

接着老师便念“张三，李四”，没有我的名字!

我沮丧极了，连为大家鼓掌的力气都没有了。

也许从我站到台上的那一刻就被评委老师“秒杀”掉了。老妈反倒安慰我说：“你在这里登过台，已经很棒了。但一定记住，台上一分钟，台下十年功啊。”

是的，通过参加这次比赛，我也找到了自己努力的方向。

路过一家烘焙店，我说：“老妈，给我买点吃的吧，我要化悲痛为力量!”

导语：红红的眼睛白白的毛，短短的尾巴长耳朵，身披一件白皮袄，走起路来轻轻跳。下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的优秀英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

One day the little gray rabbit at home and play with the little white rabbit the little white rabbit to play for a while the little white rabbits mother called the small white rabbit went to buy a small gray rabbit play in the small white rabbit home of their own. Little gray rabbit saw the little white rabbit has a rubber on the table the rubber is very beautiful also very sweet. Little gray rabbit wanted to but again afraid not the little white rabbit is brought home a rubber. The small white rabbit came home to find his beloved rubber disappeared went to ask a small gray rabbit: "did you take my eraser?" Little gray rabbit to cheat the little white rabbit: "I didnt take you find again!" Down the little white rabbit went away she did not find at home looking for a long time will think that you dont be lost. Small gray rabbit again in a small monkey stole the puzzle in the home the elephant house stole the puppet.

A few days later the small white rabbit the little monkey is playing with the elephant. Play for a while the small white rabbit say: "my rubber disappeared I suspected thieves." Immediately the little monkey said: "I also think I also missing puzzle." The elephant said: "I was gone a puppet." The small white rabbit said: "we go to play with the little gray rabbit!" Elephant and rabbit the little monkey went to the house of a small gray rabbit found himself the stolen things in a small gray rabbit home and they immediately understand the stealing is a little gray rabbit. They take their things back never ignore the little gray rabbit.

Little gray rabbit stealing is wrong more should not cheat others. Since then it didnt steal things dont lie.

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一天，小灰兔在小白兔家和小白兔玩，玩了一会儿，小白兔的妈妈叫小白兔去买菜，小灰兔便自己在小白兔家玩。小灰兔看见小白兔的桌子上有一个橡皮，那个橡皮很漂亮，也很香。小灰兔想要，可又怕小白兔不愿意，就把橡皮带回了家。小白兔回到家，发现自己心爱的橡皮不见了，就去问小灰兔：“你有没有拿我的橡皮?”小灰兔骗小白兔：“我没有拿，你自己再找一找吧!”小白兔失望的走了，她在家里找了很久也没找到，就以为是自己不小心弄丢了。小灰兔又在小猴子家里偷走了拼图，在大象家偷走了木偶。

过了几天，小白兔，小猴子和大象在一起玩。玩了一会，小白兔说：“我的橡皮不见了，我怀疑有小偷。”小猴子立刻说：“我也觉得，我也不见了拼图。”大象说：“我也不见了木偶。”小白兔说：“我们去找小灰兔玩吧!”大象和小白兔，小猴子到了小灰兔家后，发现自己被偷的东西都在小灰兔家，它们立刻明白了偷东西的是小灰兔。它们便把自己东西拿回去，再也不理小灰兔了。

小灰兔偷东西是不对的，更不应该骗别人。从此以后，它再不偷东西了，也不骗人了。

The Blacksmith And Dog

Those who will not work deserve to starve.

A Blacksmith had a little Dog, which used to sleep when his master was at work, but was very wide awake indeed when it was time for meals.

One day his master pretended to be disgusted at this, xiaogushi8.com and then he had thrown him a bone as usual, he said, “What on earth is the good of a lazy cur like you?”

When I am hammering away at my anvil, you just curl up and go to sleep: but no sooner do I stop for a mouthful of food than you wake up and wag your tail to be fed.

Once I saw the TV show, it was about the fathers and their kids having the match, they were separated by five groups and compete for the match. At first, they were competing happily, but as the game came to the end, the last group was so worried. The father inspired his kid to stick on and finish the match, while the kid was crying because he knew he must be the last. After the match, the father told his kid that winning was not the most important thing for the match, the first thing was to enjoy the game and finish it, the result was not that important. I agree with the father, the child must be endowed with the consciousness that to enjoy the game is more important than to win. Every match can only have one win, but we can enjoy every match.

曾经我看到一个电视节目，那是关于爸爸和孩子在比赛，他们分成五个组，在进行比赛。一开始，他们比得很开心，但是随着比赛来到结尾，最后的那组显得很着急。爸爸鼓励他的孩子坚持完成比赛，然而孩子却在哭泣，因为他知道他肯定是最后一名。比赛过后，爸爸告诉孩子，对于比赛来说，赢不是最重要的，最重要的是享受比赛，并且完成它，结果也不是那么的重要。我同意那位爸爸的话，孩子必须要有这样的意识，享受比赛比赢得比赛更为重要。每个比赛只有一个赢家，但是我们可以享受每场比赛。

Helen Keller once wrote about these early days.

One beautiful spring morning I was alone in my room, reading. Suddenly a wonderful smell in the air made me get up and put out my hands . The spirit of spring seemed to be passing in my room. "What is it?"I asked. The next minute I knew it was coming from mimosa tree outside. I walked outside to the edge of the garden, toward the tree. There it was, shaking in the warm sunshine. Its long branches, so heavy with flowers, almost touched the ground. I walked through the flowers to the tree itself and then just stood silent. Then I put my foot on the tree and pulled myself up into it. I climbed higher and higher until I reached a little seat. Long ago someone had put it there. I sat for a long time... Nothing in all the world was like this.

Later Helen learned that nature could be cruel as well as beautiful. Strangely enough she discovery this in a different kind of tree.

One day my teacher and I were returning from a long walk. It was a fine morning but it started to get warm and heavy. We stopped to rest two or three times. Our last stop was under a cherry tree, a short way from our house. The shade was nice and the tree was easy to climb. Miss Sullivan climbed with me. It was so coot up in the tree, we decided to have lunch there. I promised to sit still until she went to the house for some food. Suddenly a change came over the tree. I knew the sky was black because all the heat which meant light to me had died out of the air. A strange odor came up to me from the earth . I knew it. It was the odor which always comes before a thunder storm. I felt alone, cut off from friends, high above the firm earth. I was frightened and wanted my teacher. wanted to get down from that tree quickly, but I was no help to myself. There was a moment of terrible silence. Then a sudden and violent wind began to shake the tree and its leaves kept coming down all around me. I almost fell. I wanted to jump, but was afraid to do so. I tried to make myself small in the tree as the branches rubbed against me. Just us I thought that both the tree and I were going to fall, a hand touched me . It was my teacher. I held her with all my strength, then shook with joy to feel the solid earth under my feet.

Miss Sullivan stayed with Helen for many year. She taught Helen how to read, how to write and how to speak. She helped her to get ready for school and college. More than anything, Helen wanted to do what others did, and do it just as well. In time Helen did go to college and completed her studies with high honors. But it was a hard struggle. Few of the books she needed were written in the Braille language that the blind could read by touching pages. Miss Sullivan and others had to teach her what was in these books by forming words in her hands. The study of geometry and physics was especially difficult. Helen could only learn about squares, triangles and other geometrical forms by making them with wires. She kept feeling the different shapes of these wires until she could see them in her mind.

During her second year college Miss Keller wrote the story of her life and what a college meant to her. This is what she wrote.

My first day at Radcliffe college was of great interest. Some powerful force inside me made me test my mind. I wanted to learn if it was as good as that of others. I learned many things at college. One thing I slowly learned was that knowledge does not just mean power, as some people say. Knowledge leads to happiness because to have it is to know what is true and real. To know what great man of the past had thought, said, and done is to feel the heartbeat of humanity down through the ages.

All of Helen Kellers knowledge reached her mind through her sense of touch and smell, and of course her feelings. To know a flower was to touch it, feel it and smell it. This sense of touch became greatly developed as she got older. She once said that hands speak almost as loudly as words. She said the touch of some hands frightened her. The people seemed so empty of joy that when she touched their cold fingers it is as if she were shaking bands with a storm. She found the hands of others full of sunshine and warmth. Strangely enough Helen Keller learned to love things she could not hear, music for example. She did this through her sense of touch. When waves of air beat against her, she felt them. Sometimes she put her hand to a singers throat. She often stood for hours with her hands on a piano while it was played. Once she listened to an organ. Its powerful songs made her moved her body in rhythm with the music. She also liked to go to museums. She thought she understood sculptures as well as others. Her fingers told her the true size and the feel of the material.

What did Helen Keller think of herself, what did she think about the tragic lost of her sight and hearing. This is what she wrote as a young girl.

Sometimes a sense of loneliness covers me like a cold mist. I sit alone, and wait at life s shut-door. Beyond there is light and music and sweet friendship. But I may not enter. Silence sits heavy upon my soul. Then comes hope with a sweet smile and said

softly " There is joy in forgetting oneself And so I tried to make the light in others eyes my sun, the music in others ears my symphony, the smile on others lips my happiness.

Helen Keller was tall and strong. When she spoke, her face looked very alive. It helped to give meaning to her words. She often felt the faces of close friends when she was talking to them to discover their feelings. She and Miss Sullivan both were known for their sense of humor. They enjoyed jokes and laughing at funny things that happened to themselves or others. Helen Keller had to work hard to support herself after she finished college. She spoke to many groups around the country. She wrote several books and she made one movie based on her life. Her main goal was to increase public interest in the difficulties of people with physical problems. The work Helen Keller and Anne Sullivan did has been written and talked about for many years. Their success showed how people can conquer great difficulties. Anne Sullivan died in 1936, blind herself. Before Miss Sullivan died, Helen wrote and said many kind things about her.

It was the genius of my teacher, her sympathy, her love which made my first years of education so beautiful. My teacher is so near to me that I do not think of myself as a part from her. All the best of me belongs to her. Everything I am today was awakened by her loving touch .

Helen Keller died on June 1st, 1968. She was 87 year old. Her message of courage and hope remains.

里希纳的家靠近大海，村里祖祖辈辈都以打鱼为生。他从小跟随父亲出海，年纪不大就成了父亲的得力助手。可近来他却不务正业，迷上了打猎，简直无可救药，为这事他没少挨父亲的责备。

离村子不远有座小山，地势险要人迹罕至，听老人讲山上常有野猪出没。要是能打到一只野猪该有多好啊。山上的野猪令他魂牵梦萦，他下定决心要去碰碰运气。

那天天还没亮，里希纳瞒着父亲悄悄起床，带上枪、绳索等工具就上山了。他仔细搜寻着，可连野猪的影子也没看到。太阳已爬得老高，父亲还等着他出海，他无奈只好回家，带着一身的疲惫和沮丧。走到半山腰，隐约听到不远处传来微弱的叫声，像是野猪。他立刻兴奋起来，循着声音找去。

果然，一只小野猪陷在泥沼里，它已筋疲力尽，只剩头部露在外面，陷在那儿无法动弹，根本无法逃脱，眼神里充满了绝望。真是个冒失鬼，竟然掉到泥沼里，这是意外收获，里希纳喜出望外，迅速举起枪对准了野猪。

野猪当然不明白，那枝乌黑的枪对它意味着什么。它用尽最后一丝力气试图挣扎，眼睛直直地盯着面前的陌生人，发出兴奋的光芒，竟然把里希纳当成了救星。它在向我求救?里希纳端着枪犹豫了。

真是个小可怜!里希纳叹息着放下枪，转而想办法营救野猪。

要救野猪，首先得保证自身安全，如不小心掉进泥沼非常危险。惟一的办法，就是用绳子套住野猪的脖子，拉上来。他抛下绳子，好不容易套上了它的脖子，小心翼翼地往上拉。如果绳子勒得太紧，可能野猪还没救上来就先被勒死了。但它不懂配合，刚套上去又滑下来。经过反复努力，终于把野猪救了上来，不知不觉两个小时已经过去了。里希纳浑身沾满污泥，坐在地上大口喘气，开始思索如何应付父亲的责罚。

突然，远处传来轰隆巨响，天崩地裂一般。回头望去，十几米高的巨浪冲上海岸，铺天盖地而来，山下的村庄瞬间被吞噬。看着眼前发生的一切，里希纳惊恐万分，不停地颤抖着。

举世震惊的印度洋海啸中，他是全村惟一的幸存者。

这是真实的故事，里希纳住在印尼苏门答腊岛班达亚齐。他原本带着枪去打野猪，却为了救野猪耽搁了下山时间，幸运地逃过灭顶之灾。究竟是人救了动物，还是动物救了人，很难说清。里希纳得以大难不死实属巧合，可如果不救野猪，巧合会发生吗?

感悟人生：幸运源于爱心的馈赠。

前不久，德国一家电视台提出高薪，征集“十秒钟惊险镜头”活动。许多新闻工作者为此趋之若鹜，征集活动一时成为人们关注的焦点。在诸多参赛作品，一个名叫“卧倒”的镜头以绝对的优势夺得了冠军。 拍摄这10秒钟镜头的作者是一位名不见经传刚刚踏入工作岗位的年轻人，对于这个作品，每个人都渴望一睹为快。 几个星期以后，获奖作品在电视的强档栏目中播出。

那天晚上，大部分人都坐在电视前边观看了这组镜头，最初是等待、好奇或者议论纷纷， 10秒钟后，每一双眼睛里都是泪水。 可以毫不夸张地说，德国在那10秒钟后足足肃静了10分钟。

镜头是这样的： 在一个火车站，一个扳道工正走向自己的岗位，去为一队徐徐而来的火车扳动道岔。这时在铁轨的另一头，还有一列火车从相反的方向近车站。假如他不及时扳岔，两列火车必定相撞。

这时，他无意中回过头一看，发现自己的儿子正在铁轨那一端玩耍，而那列开始进站的火车就行驶在这条铁轨上。是抢救儿子，还是扳道避免一场灾难──他可以选择的时间太少了。那一刻，他威严地朝儿子喊了声“卧倒！” 同，冲过去扳动了道岔。 一眨眼的工夫，这列火车进入了预定的轨道。 那一边，火车也呼啸而过。 车上的旅客丝毫不知道，他们的生命曾经千钧一发，他们也丝毫不知道，一个小生命卧倒在铁轨边上──火车在轰鸣着驶过孩子丝毫未伤。那一幕刚好被一个从此经过的记者摄入镜头中。 人们猜测，那个扳道工一定是一个非常优秀的人。

后来，人们才渐渐知道，那个扳道工是一个普普通通的人。 他唯一的优点是忠于职守，没误工过一秒钟。而更让人意想不到的是，他的儿子是一个弱智儿童。

他告诉记者，他曾一遍一遍地告诉儿子说：“你长大后能干的工作太少了，你必须有一样是出色的。” 儿子听不懂父亲的话，依然傻呼呼的，但在生命攸关的那一秒钟，他却“卧倒 ”了── 这就是他在跟父亲玩打仗游戏时，唯一听懂，并做得最出色的动作。

从前，楚灵王喜欢在上朝时看到臣子们有个如杨柳般婀娜多姿的细腰身，他认为只有这样才叫赏心悦目，能使满堂生辉。有些生得苗条柔弱的大臣还因此受到了楚灵王的赞美、提拔和重用。

这样一来，满朝的文武大臣们为了赢得楚灵王的欢心和宠 信，便千方百计地实行减肥，拼命使自己的腰围变小。他们不约而同地注意节制饮食，强迫自己一天只吃一餐饭，为此经常饿得头昏眼花也在所不惜；有的大臣更是摸索出了一套快速减肥的绝招，那就是在每天早晨起床 穿衣时，首先做几次深呼吸，挺胸收腹，然后将气憋住，再用宽带将腰部束紧。经过这样一番折腾之后，许多人便渐渐失去了独立支撑身体的能力，往往需要扶住墙壁才能勉强站立起来。

如此这般，经过整整一年的折磨以后，楚国的满朝文武官员们全都变成了面黄肌瘦、形容枯槁、弱不禁风的废物，这又怎么能担当得起治理国家、保卫疆土的重任呢？

“楚王好细腰”的闹剧说明：上有所好，下必甚焉。楚灵王以个人的好恶去规范臣下的行为，并以此决定亲疏，这就必然会引起下属臣僚的刻意逢迎和拼命邀宠 。如此上下互动，渐成风气，势必会酿出大祸，危害国家，毁掉个人。应该说，这个历史故事，对于今天的人们如何安身立命，也不失为一个深刻的教训。

读了《夏洛的网》以后我认为威尔伯是幸运的，它找到了它生命中的知已。人这一生也许会交许多朋友，但什么样的人才是我生命中的知己呢？

费恩，一个纯真善良的小姑娘，在威尔伯患难的时刻，能够挺身而出，明哲保身，不落井下石，她可以称得上是威尔伯一生中的半个知己。

威尔伯是一只落脚猪，比普通猪小几倍，被人类认为是不会有出息的猪。在谷仓里认识了许多动物，但没有人跟它玩，它伤心、难过、狐独，它很想有一个朋友和它一起分享快乐，倾听它的苦闷。在它最需要帮助、最落魄的时候它有了一个真正的朋友——夏洛。

夏洛，一只小蜘蛛，它要捕捉、吃苍蝇，所以威尔伯认为它凶狠、殘忍、狡诈、嗜血。样样都不是它喜欢的，甚至怀疑这友谊是在冒险！但是在它生死攸关的时候，那个能与它肝胆相照，甚至不惜割舍自己来搭救它的朋友就是夏洛。夏洛在生命的最后对它的朋友威尔伯说：“因为我喜欢你，我为你结网。生命到底是什么啊？我们出生，我们活上一阵子，我们死去。通过帮助你，也许可以提升一点我生命的价值。谁都知道人活着该做一点有意义的事情。”做为知己朋友它那么深情，那么忠诚，那么有本事。

读到这里我又在想了，有时候其实别人没那么坏，是我们把人家想坏了。所以在生活中我们要学会以公正平和的心态去对待周围的每个人，在没弄清事情真相前，不要妄下定论。人的一生，酸、甜、苦、辣都有可能发生。这个感动了半个世纪的童话故事，同时也告诉了孩子们，要从小养成：有承受困难的心理准备，没有一个人一切都是顺利的；凡事都应以开明、随和、豁达。的心态去对待事物。

同时也反映出，人生只有在最困难、最失落，甚至是生死关头，才能看到谁才是你真正的知己。

所以很多人为什么在他功成名就以后，他的朋友看似很多，但他最看重的永远是他以前的那个共患难的老友。曾经在别人瞧不起他，不愿意理他。的时候，那个一直鼓励他、帮助过他的人应该就是他人生中的知己，“人生得一知已足矣”。

我们的这一生可以广交朋友，但必须对朋友真诚相待，我们绝不要苛求朋友也给我们同样的回报。真诚的对待自己的朋友，你会发现，与人为善是一件很幸福的事。

有三个人要被关进监狱3年，监狱长满足他们每人一个要求，美国人爱抽雪茄，要了三箱雪茄，法国人最浪漫，要一个美丽的女子相伴，而犹太人说，他要一部与外界沟通的电话。3年后，第一个冲出来的是美国人，嘴里鼻孔里塞满了雪茄，大喊：给我火，给我火！原来他忘了要火。接着出来的是法国人，已经孩子成群。最后出来的是犹太人，他紧紧握住监狱长的手说：这3年来我每天与外界联系，我的生意不但没有停顿，反而增长了200%，为表感谢，我送你一辆劳斯来斯！

（说明：什么样的选择决定什么样的生活，今天的生活是由3年前我们的选择决定的，而今天我们的抉择将决定我们3年后的生活。我们要选择接触最新的信息，了解最新的趋势，从而更好地创造自己的将来。）

Long, long ago, a farmer thought the shoots in his fields were not growing fast enough. He wanted to help them.So he pulled every shoot up, then went home, feeling very tired but very satisfied. "Look, how great I an! I can think out such a good idea.From now on, my shoots will grow faster and faster," he thought. "I an very tired today," he said to his family, "Ive been helping the young shoots to grow."When his son heard this, he ran out to the fields to have a look.To his surprise, he found all the shoots weredead.

很久很久以前，一个农夫感觉他田里的幼苗长得不是很快，他想帮助它们。于是他就向上拔它们，然后回了家，虽然感觉很累但是却很满意。他默默地想：“瞧我多么的伟大，我能想出如此好的办法。从现在起，我的幼苗将会生长得越来越快。”于是他对家人说：“我今天累坏了，我在帮助幼苗生长。”当他的儿子听到这话，便匆忙跑到地里去看。让他吃惊的是，他发现所有的幼苗都死了。