英语幽默故事比赛英语作文【汇总20篇】

1、一只小鸟，正在飞往南方过冬的途中。天气太冷了，小鸟冻僵了，从天上掉下来，跌在一大片农田里。它躺在田里的时候，一只母牛走了过来，而且拉了一泡屎在它身上。冻僵的小鸟躺在牛屎堆里，发掘牛粪真是太温暖了。 牛粪让它慢慢缓过劲儿来了!它躺在那儿，又暖和又开心，不久就开始高兴地唱起歌来了。一只路过的猫听到了小鸟的歌声，走过来查个究竟。顺着声音，猫发现了躲在牛粪中的小鸟，非常敏捷地将它刨了出来，并将它给吃了!

这个故事的寓意是……

1)不是每个在你身上拉屎的都是你的敌人。

2)不是每个把你从屎堆中拉出来的都是你的朋友。

3)而且，当你陷入深深的屎堆当中(身陷困境)的时候，闭上你的鸟嘴!

2、表演大师

有一位表演大师上场前，他的徒弟告诉他鞋带松了。大师点头致谢，蹲下来仔细系。

等到徒弟转身后，又蹲下来将鞋带解松。有个旁观者看到了这一切，不解地问：“大师，您为什么又要将鞋带解松呢?”大师回答道：“因为我饰演的是一位劳累的旅者，长途跋涉让他的鞋带松开，可以通过这个细节表现他的劳累憔悴。”“那你为什么不直接告诉你的徒弟呢?”“他能细心地发现我的鞋带松了，并且热心地告诉我，我一定要保护他这种热情的积极性，及时地给他鼓励，至于为什么要将鞋带解开，将来会有更多的机会教他表演，可以下一次再说啊。”

人一个时间只能做一件事，懂抓重点，才是真正的人才。

3、鹦鹉

一个人去买鹦鹉，看到一只鹦鹉前标：此鹦鹉会两门语言，售价二百元。另一只鹦鹉前则标道：此鹦鹉会四门语言，售价四百元。该买哪只呢?两只都毛色光鲜，非常灵活可爱。这人转啊转，拿不定主意。结果突然发现一只老掉了牙的鹦鹉，毛色暗淡散乱，标价八百元。这人赶紧将老板叫来：这只鹦鹉是不是会说八门语言?店主说：不。这人奇怪了：那为什么又老又丑，又没有能力，会值这个数呢?店主回答： 因为另外两只鹦鹉叫这只鹦鹉老板。

这故事告诉我们，真正的领导人，不一定自己能力有多强，只要懂信任，懂放权，懂珍惜，就能团结比自己更强的力量，从而提升自己的身价。相反许多能非常强的人却因为过于完美主义，事必躬亲，什么人都不如自己，最后只能做最好的攻关人员，销售代表，成不了优秀的领导人。

4、金人

曾经有个小国的人到中国来，进贡了三个一模一样的金人，金壁辉煌，把皇帝高兴坏了。可是这小国的人不厚道，同时出一道题目：这三个金人哪个最有价值?皇帝想了许多的办法，请来珠宝匠检查，称重量，看做工，都是一模一样的。

怎么办?使者还等着回去汇报呢。泱泱大国，不会连这个小事都不懂吧?最后，有一位退位的老大臣说他有办法。皇帝将使者请到大殿，老臣胸有成足地拿着三根稻草，插入第一个金人的耳朵里，这稻草从另一边耳朵出来了。第二个金人的稻草从嘴巴里直接掉出来，而第三个金人，稻草进去后掉进了肚子，什么响动也没有。老臣说：第三个金人最有价值!使者默默无语，答案正确。

这个故事告诉我们，最有价值的人，不一定是最能说的人。老天给我们两只耳朵一个嘴巴，本来就是让我们多听少说的。善于倾听，才是成熟的人最基本的素质。

一只鸽子老是不断地搬家, 想去掉自己身上的气味!它觉得，每次新窝住了没多久，就有一种浓烈的怪味，让它喘不上气来，不得已只好一直搬家。它觉得很困扰，就把烦恼跟一只经验丰富的老鸽子诉苦。老鸽子说：“你搬了这么多次家根本没有用啊，因为那种让你困扰的怪味并不是从窝里面发出来的，而是你自己身上的味道啊。”

寓言启示录：与团队格格不入，问题来自于自己!

有些人会不断埋怨别人的过错，指责别人的缺点，他们觉得周围的环境和人处处跟自己作对;或者是认为自己“曲高和寡”，一般人无法理解自己丰富而深刻的思想。实际上，他们没有意识到真正的问题不是来自于周围，而是来自于他们自己。像这样的人，必须试着认清自己，试着认真而深刻地反省自己。而一个组织也没必要为了失掉这样一只“鸽子”而遗憾。

愈来愈多的研究显示，领导能力不是天生的，人们完全可以透过后天的努力获得这种能力。因此，领导者要想成功地改变员工，首先就必须改变自己的领导特质。

对领导者而言，出色的管理能力仍然是必需的。领导者拥有这种管理能力，不是为了控制和命令员工，而是为了支持、帮助员工的发展与成长。

在这变幻莫测的全球竞争时代，公司高层与其苦苦追寻“先进”的管理方法与手段，不如将眼光放远，锁定员工的才智与热情，这是公司取之不尽的宝藏，公司必须找到适当的途径将他们释放出来。实现这个目标的唯一途径，就是让管理从控制员工，转向为相信员工潜力、鼓舞员工热情。

5、辞职

A对B说：“我要离开这个公司。我恨这个公司!”B建议道：“我举双手赞成你报复!!破公司一定要给它点颜色看看。不过你现在离开，还不是最好的时机。”

A问：为什么?B说：“如果你现在走，公司的损失并不大。你应该趁着在公司的机会，拼命去为自己拉一些客户，成为公司独挡一面的人物，然后带着这些客户突然离开公司，公司才会受到重大损失，非常被动。”A觉得B说的非常在理。于是努力工作，事遂所愿，半年多的努力工作后，他有了许多的忠实客户。什么是股指期货 再见面时B问A：现在是时机了，要跳赶快行动哦!A淡然笑道：老总跟我长谈过，准备升我做总经理助理，我暂时没有离开的打算了。

其实这也正是B的初衷。一个人的工作，永远只是为自己的简历。只有付出大于得到，让老板真正看到你的能力大于位置，才会给你更多的机会替他创造更多利润。

乡村真美。此时正值夏季，田里的小麦都呈现金黄色而燕麦依然青绿。干草被堆放在低洼的草地上，广阔的树林围绕着

田野和草地，树林的中央有多处深邃的湖泊，在阳光最充足的地方矗立着一栋老旧的大宅邸。这栋宅邸被一条深长的壕沟所包围，茂盛的

叶子从这栋房子干部上的藤蔓往下长，延伸到河水的边缘。其中有一些叶子很大，小孩子可以拿它们来当雨伞。

在森林的深处有一只母鸭子坐在她的巢中，她的小鸭子们即将孵出来。

终于蛋一个接一个地开始裂了。 “吱，吱！”小鸭们叫着。“呱，呱！”母鸭回道。“这个世界好大啊！”小鸭子异口同声道。

The countryside was lovely. It was summer. The wheat was golden and the oats were still

green. The hay was stacked in the low-lying meadows. There lay great woods around the fields and meadows.

There were deep lakes in the midst of the woods. In the sunniest spot stood an old mansion surrounded by a deep moat.

Great leaves grew from the vines on the walls of the house right down to the waters edge.

Some of the leaves were so big that a child could use them as an umbrella.

In the depths of a forest a duck was sitting in her nest. Her little ducklings were about to be hatched.

At last one egg after another began to crack." Cheep, cheep!" the ducklings said." Quack, quack!" said the duck.

" How big the world is!" said all the young ones.

但最大的蛋依旧在那儿，于是她又再坐回她的巢中。

一只年长的鸭子过来拜访她说：“喂！你近来可好吗？”坐着的母鸭回答说：“这枚蛋花了很长的时间，

壳偏偏还不裂开，不过其他的小鸭都是最完美的鸭子，他们很像他们的爸爸。”

年长的鸭子说：“让我看看那枚不会裂开的蛋，你或许是坐在一枚火鸡的蛋上！我曾经像那样被骗过一次。不错，那是火鸡的蛋！

你最好不要管它，去教其它的小鸭游泳吧。”

“我要再多坐一会儿。”

But the biggest egg was still there. And then she settled herself on the nest again.

"Well, how are you getting on?" said an old duck who came to pay her a visit." This egg is taking such a long time," answered the sitting duck."

The shell will not crack, but the others are the finest ducklings. They are like their father."

"let me look at the egg which wont crack," said the old duck." You may be sitting on a turkeys egg!

I have been cheated like that once. Yes. its a turkeys egg!

You had better leave it alone and teach the other children to swim."

"I will sit on it a little longer."

终于这枚巨蛋裂开了。这小子可真是又大又丑！她说：“那是一只非常巨大的鸭子，其他的小鸭没有一只看起来像他一样。

他会是火鸡的孩子吗？我会尽快查清楚，我将叫他下水去。”

隔天这只母鸭带着她的一家人走到壕沟。

她跳入水中，“呱，呱，”她说，小鸭们一只接一只地跳进河里。

这只又大又丑的鸭子跟着他们一起游来游去，她说：“不是的，那不是火鸡。呱，呱！现在跟我来，我将带你们去参观这个世界，

要一直靠近我并小心猫！”第一天过去了，一切都还顺利。

At last the big egg cracked. How big and ugly the baby was! " That is a very big duckling." she said,

" None of the others look like that. Can he be a turkeys chick?

I will soon find out. I will make him go into water."

The next day the mother duck with her family went down to the moat. She said, and one duckling jumped in after another.

The big ugly one swam about with them." No, that is no turkey," she said," Quack, quack! Now come with me

and I will take you into the world. Keep close to me all the time. Be careful of the cat!"

The first day passed, and everything was fine.

之后，事情愈来愈糟。这只可怜的小鸭被所有的小鸭追逐和骚扰，因为他长得很丑。大鸭们咬他，母鸡们啄他，

而喂食他们的女孩把他踢到旁边去。于是他离家出走，不久就来到一片野鸭住的广阔沼泽。

他双疲倦又痛苦，因此他整晚都在那里。

早上这群野鸭们飞来看他们的新朋友。这些野鸭说：“你长得非常丑，但那对我们来说无所谓。”他在那里整整待了两天，

然后有两只野雁飞过来。就在那个时候，他听到“砰！砰！”的声音，那两只野雁摔落在芦苇丛中死了。

对这只可怜的小鸭子来说，那是一项很可怕的冲击。

Afterwards, matters grew worse and worse. The poor duckling was chased and harassed by all the ducklings because he was very ugly.

The ducks bit him, the hens pecked him. and the girl who fed them kicked him aside. Then he ran off and soon came to a great marsh where the wild ducks lived.

He was so tired and miserable that he stayed there the whole night.

In the morning the wild ducks flew up to see their new friend." You are very ugly," said the wild ducks," but that does not matter to us."

He stayed there two whole days . And then two wild geese came.

Just at that moment the sound of "Bang! Bang!" was heard, and both the wild geese fell dead among the reeds.

It was a terrible shock to the poor duckling.

一只巨大的狗出现在他的身边，离他很近。这只狗露出锐利的牙齿，继续往前走，没有碰他。

这只小鸭叹息说：“哦，谢谢老天爷！我是这么丑，因此连狗都不会咬我！”

晚上他来到一间小屋。这间小屋住着一位老婆婆和她的猫及母鸡。她的视力不好，以为这只小鸭是一只肥鸭。

她说：“要是我有了鸭蛋，我就发财了，”因此她留这只小鸭住了3个星期，但他并没有下蛋。

这只猫是这间房子的主人，而这只母鸡是女主人。

A big dog appeared close beside him. He showed his sharp teeth and went on without touching him.

"Oh, thank Heaven! I am so ugly that even the dog wont bite me!"

sighed the duckling.

In the evening he reached a little cottage where an old woman lived with her cat and her hen.

Her eyesight was not good, and she thought the duckling was a fat duck.

"I will be rich if I have duck eggs," she said.

So she took in the duckling for three weeks, but he laid no eggs.The cat was the master of the house

and the hen was the mistress.

母鸡说：“你能不能下蛋呢？”

小鸭回答说：“不能。”

这只猫说：“那么你最好离开到外面广阔的世界去。”就这样这只小鸭离开了。

有一天晚上，太阳刚刚下山，此时有一群漂亮的大鸟从矮树丛飞出来。

小鸭心想：“我从来没有看过这么漂亮的东西。”

"Can you lay eggs?" asked the hen.

"No," answered the duckling.

"Then you had better go out into the wide world," said the cat. So away went the duckling.

One evening the sun was just setting when a flock of beautiful large birds appeared out of the bushes.

The duckling thought," Ive never seen anything so beautiful."

他们有长长的脖子，全身是令人眩目的白色。他们是天鹅，他并不知道这些鸟是什么鸟。

冬天非常地寒冷刺骨，因此这只小鸭在水中游来游去以免冻僵了。

太阳又开始温暖地照耀着，云雀在歌唱，美丽的春天已经来临了。突然这只小鸭举起他的翅膀， 而翅膀拍动的力气要比以前大，

不知不觉中，他发觉自己已置身在一座巨大的花园里，花园里的苹果树开满了花，紫丁香长长的枝桠垂挂在湖岸边。

就在他的面前，他看到三只美丽的白天鹅向他游过来。

They were dazzlingly white with long necks. They were swans.

He did not know what the birds were.

The winter was so bitterly cold that the duckling swam about in the water to keep himself from freezing.

The sun began to shine warmly again. The larks were singing and beautiful spring had come.

Then, all at once, the duckling raised his wings and they flapped with much greater strength than before.

Before he knew it, he found himself in a large garden where the apple trees were in

full blossom and long branches of lilacs overhung the shores of the lake.

Just in front of him he saw three beautiful white swans swimming towards him.

“我将朝他们飞去而他们将会把我劈成粉碎，因为我长得非常丑。

不过没有关系，我宁愿被他们杀死也不愿被那些鸭子咬或是被那些母鸡啄。”

因此他飞入水中朝这些天鹅游过去，他们看到他就向他冲过来。

“杀死我吧，噢，杀死我吧！”可怜的小鸭说着朝水中低头，等待死亡的来临。

但他在清澈的水中看到什么样了呢？

"I will fly to them and they will hack me to pieces because I am so ugly.

But it doesnt matter. I would rather be killed by them than be bitten by the ducks or pecked by the hens."

So he flew into the water and swam towards the swans. They saw him and darted towards him.

"Kill me! Oh, kill me!" said the poor duckling,

and he waited for his death bowing his head towards the water.

But what did he see in the clear water? He was no longer a dark gray ugly bird.

他不再是只黑灰丑陋的鸟，他竟然是一只天鹅！

有些小孩手拿玉米和面包来到这个花园，将这些东西投入水中。

个子最小的那个孩子兴高采烈地大叫：“有一只新来的天鹅。”其他的孩子大叫：

“对啊！来了一只新的。”

他对着自己说：“当我是那只丑小鸭的时候，我从来也没梦想过我能够这么快乐！”

He was himself a swan!

Some children came into the garden with corn and pieces of bread, which they threw into the water.

The smallest child shouted with joy," There is a new one."

The other children shouted, "Yes, a new one has come."

He said to himself,

" I never dreamed that I could be so happy when I was the ugly duckling!"

A brave 9-year-old is recovering in hospital after he wrestled a 9-foot, 400lb alligator off him with his bare hands - and he now plans to make a necklace from a tooth doctors found embedded in a wound on his back.

佛罗里达州一名9岁的小男孩，在湖中游泳时，遭到一条长9英尺(约2.7米长)、重400磅(约180多公斤)的短吻鳄袭击，赤手与其搏斗之后，小男孩身上多处受伤，目前正在医院治疗中。医生从他背部的伤口里取出一颗短吻鳄的牙齿，小男孩表示想把它做成项链。

James Barney Jr, spoke calmly and eloquently about his ordeal from hospital, where he was tucked up in bed with a teddy bear by his side. He was covered in some 30 teeth marks, doctors said.

小男孩名叫小詹姆斯·巴尼，他在医院里平静、生动地讲述了自己与短吻鳄搏斗的经历，在他床边还放有一只泰迪熊。医生说，小詹姆斯全身有30多处牙印。

The little boy described how it was a hot day so he had parked his bike and jumped into Lake Tohopekaliga - a lake that people are forbidden to swim in - when he felt something brush against his leg.

小詹姆斯说那天特别热，于是他就把自行车停在一旁自己跳进了托霍普卡莱加湖，这个湖是禁止人们在里面游泳的，刚一进去他就感觉有东西擦到他的腿了。

It really amazed me what happened. At first, I thought someone was just playing with me, and I didnt know what happened, he told ABC.

“后来发生的事情真的让我大吃一惊。但开始的时候，我以为是有人在跟我闹着玩，我并不知道发生了什么事情。”他告诉广播公司(ABC)的记者。

I reached down to grab it, and I felt its jaw, I felt its teeth, and I didnt know what to do, so I immediately reacted and hit it a couple times. And I had enough strength to pry its jaw open. The child pulled the powerful jaws open long enough to slide out and swim to shore.

“我潜入水中抓住了它，摸到了它的下巴，摸到了它的牙齿，可不知道该怎么做，不过我立刻就反应过来了赶紧猛打了它几下，并使劲撑开了它的嘴巴。”小詹姆斯把它的嘴巴撑得足够大后赶紧退后并向岸边游去。

Witnesses say the boy surfaced, screaming that hed been bitten by an alligator. They immediately called 911.

目击者称小男孩浮出水面后尖叫着说自己被一只短吻鳄咬到了。于是他们立刻拨打911报警。

After the stealing of fire,Zeus became increasingly unkind to men.One day he

ordered his son Hephaestus to build an image of a beautiful maiden out of clay.He then asked the gods and goddesses to award her with different kinds of gifts.A charming young lady,she was the first woman that ever lived.Zeus called her Pandora.Because she had received from each of the gods and goddesses a gift.The gift was harmful to men.

Zeus decided to send her down to men as a present. So Hermes them essenger brought her to Epimetheus, brother of Prometheus. The greatness of her beauty touched the hearts of all who looked upon her, and Epimetheus happily received her into his house. He had quite forgotten Pometheus warning: never to accept anything from Zeus.

When he was busy with teaching men the art of living, Prometheus had left a bigcask in the care of Epimetheus. He had warned his brother not to open the lid. Pandora was a curious woman. She had been feeling very disappointed that her husband did not allow her to take a look at the contents of the cask. One day, when Epimetheus was out, she lifted the lid and out it came unrest and war, Plague and sickness, theft and violence, grief, sorrow, and all the other evils. The human world was hence to experience these evils. Only hope stayed within the mouth of the jar and never flew out. So men always have hope within their hearts.

偷窃天火之后，宙斯对人类的敌意与日俱增。一天，他令儿子赫菲斯托斯用泥塑一美女像，并请众神赠予她不同的礼物。世上的第一个女人是位迷人女郎，因为她从每位神灵那里得到了一样对男人有害的礼物，因此宙斯称她为潘多拉。

宙斯决定把她作为礼物送给世间的男子。于是信使赫耳墨斯将她带给普罗米修斯的弟弟厄庇墨透斯。她姿容绝美，见者无不为之倾心。厄庇墨透斯兴高采烈地把她迎入屋内。普罗米修斯警告过他不得接受宙斯的任何馈赠，而他已将之忘于脑后。这一对夫妻有过一段幸福的生活，但不久灾难却降临人间。

当普罗米修斯忙于教授人们生存之道的时候，他把一个桶托付给厄庇墨透斯。他警告过他的弟

弟不要打开桶盖。潘多拉好奇心强。她的丈夫不允许她看桶中之物，这使她感到十分懊恼。一天乘厄庇墨透斯出门在外，她打开桶盖，从桶里跑出的是不和与战争，瘟疫与疾病，偷窃与暴力，悲哀与忧虑，以及其他一些人类从此要遭受的不幸。只有希望被关在桶口，永远飞不出来，因此人们常常把希望藏于心中。

一只小象出门旅行，在路上碰到啦同样旅行的小猪。小象看着小猪，忍不住哈哈大笑着说：你的鼻子那么短，真是太好笑啦，太差劲啦，哈哈。小猪反驳道：笑个P啊，你鼻子那么长，就象脸上长个J8似的，还笑呢。两个小家伙互相嘲笑着前行，继续他们的旅行路程。

他们来到啦一颗苹果树前，又红又大的苹果挂满啦树冠膨大的苹果树。两只小家伙不禁口水横流，垂涎三尺。小象来到树下，用他的长鼻子轻松地将苹果击落下来。于是两只小家伙开开心心地吃起来。小猪边吃边说：原来你的鼻子也不是那么讨厌嘛，嘿嘿。

吃完苹果，他们继续前行。走着走着，他们来到啦一块番薯地。小猪说：看我的。说完，小猪用他的鼻子去拱地，拱啊拱啊，把埋在地下的番薯都拱啦出来。于是两只小家伙开开心心地吃起来。小象边吃边说：原来你的鼻子也不是那么差劲嘛，哈哈。

【哲理】不要总以为自己的才是最好的，不要总看到别人的缺点，要学会看到别人的优点，取长补短，学为己用。不要以为长的就是好的，有时候短的也不错哦。长的有充实感，短的有灵活性，各有各的好嘛。各位女性朋友，你们懂的.......

Highly Talented

Tsau Pi and Tsau Jr were sons of Tsau Tsau. Both were very gifted writers, and Tsau Jr was especially quick-witted.

After Tsau Tsaus death, Tsau Pi took over the throne of the kingdom of wei. Jealous of Tsau Jrs literary ability, and afraid that he might cause problems, Tsau Pi was always looking for a way to kill his brother.

One day, Tsau Pi called Tsau Jr into see him.He ordered his brother to make up a poem within the time it took to walk seven steps, adding that if he could not, his life would be in danger.

Greatly saddened, Tsau Jr began to walk and to think. Before he had taken the seven steps, he had already finished his poem, the meaning of which was: "Brothers are of the same family, so why should the oppress each other?"

Tsau Jr was very intelligent and loved to study. He wrote many outstanding articles which showed his artistic talent and earned him the admiration of many people. One scholar said of him: "Heaven gave the world ten decalitres of talent, and Tsau Jr alone has eight of them."

Today, to say that a person "has eight decalitres of talent" is to say that he has a great aptitude for writing.

才高八斗

曹丕与曹植都是曹操的儿子，二者均有才华，特别是曹植更具文采。

在曹操，死后，曹丕继任大统，但他嫉妒曹植的才华，同时也惧怕曹植回谋反，所以一直在伺机杀害曹植。

有一天，曹丕要求接见曹植，他要求曹植在他七步之内作诗一首，如果做不到，就会有生命危险。

悲愤之下，曹植急中生智，作出七步诗，是的意思就是“本来就是亲兄弟，为什么要这样步步紧逼，伤及感情？”

曹植文采俱佳，热爱学习，他曾做过不少才华横溢的文赋，均令世人感叹不已。曾有一位学者说道：“如若天下文采共有十斗，曹植一人独占八斗。”

今天，如果我们说一个人“才高八斗”，就是指他“才华横溢，很有文采”。

课堂上发生的许许多多故事，是五彩缤纷的，又是多姿多彩的。有的令人捧腹大笑，有的让人着急万分，也有让人啼笑皆非的。

我们班的好几个老师都十分课堂上发生的许许多多的故事，五彩缤纷，多姿多彩。有的令人捧腹大笑，有的让人着急万分，还有使人啼笑皆非的。

我们班的好几个老师都十分幽默，但又十分尽责，我一看到他们，就会想起他们给我们的上课时的故事。

在一节数学课上，周 同学正在和周 同学说话。瞧!他们两个样：一个是眉飞色舞，一个是满嘴唾沫。单单从这一点，大家就能看出他们说得有多带劲了吧!但不巧的是，他们俩说的话被数学老师听到了，数学老师的脸，由晴转阴。这时，他们感到了一丝的不对劲，他们俩赶紧打住话头，但早已“回天之术”了。数学老师走到他们俩的面前，前后经过了一分钟的“审讯”，数学老师再次刷新了“审讯”的最长记录。

在英语课上，朱同学像小猪一样趴在桌上，甜甜地睡着觉。他的呼噜声传进了英语老师的耳朵，这时英语老师慢慢地走到朱同学的桌子前，全班同学立刻屏住了呼吸，注视着英语老师。只见她叫醒了这个同学，让他回答一个问题。因为他是在睡中被叫醒的，当然不知道老师说什么，也就回答错误了。可出人意料的，老师居然说他回答对的，正当我们瞪大眼睛看着老师时，老师又补充了一句：“这样吧，为了嘉奖你，下课后来我办公室一下，再叫你的父母打个电话给我。好了，你坐下吧!”全班同学哄堂大笑，而朱同学却还在那儿傻傻地摸着自己的脑袋瓜……

在一节语文课上，“胖子” 同学正在那儿玩游戏卡，还叫同桌的女同学帮他看着，如果老师来了，就提醒他。不料这些话被精明的语文老师早已听得一清二楚。语文老师悄悄地走到该同学的桌旁，他的同桌刚想提醒，被语文老师制止了。老师走过去，轻轻地拍了拍他的背。可 同学说：“别动哪， !”此时，全班同学捧腹大笑，他这才看了看后面，看见了语文老师，惊呆了，后面的结果，大家也可想而知了!

这些幽默故事给枯燥的课程注入了一些生机，我真希望以后老师上课能一直保持幽默，让我们爱上课堂!

导语：红红的眼睛白白的毛，短短的尾巴长耳朵，身披一件白皮袄，走起路来轻轻跳。下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的优秀英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

One day the little gray rabbit at home and play with the little white rabbit the little white rabbit to play for a while the little white rabbits mother called the small white rabbit went to buy a small gray rabbit play in the small white rabbit home of their own. Little gray rabbit saw the little white rabbit has a rubber on the table the rubber is very beautiful also very sweet. Little gray rabbit wanted to but again afraid not the little white rabbit is brought home a rubber. The small white rabbit came home to find his beloved rubber disappeared went to ask a small gray rabbit: "did you take my eraser?" Little gray rabbit to cheat the little white rabbit: "I didnt take you find again!" Down the little white rabbit went away she did not find at home looking for a long time will think that you dont be lost. Small gray rabbit again in a small monkey stole the puzzle in the home the elephant house stole the puppet.

A few days later the small white rabbit the little monkey is playing with the elephant. Play for a while the small white rabbit say: "my rubber disappeared I suspected thieves." Immediately the little monkey said: "I also think I also missing puzzle." The elephant said: "I was gone a puppet." The small white rabbit said: "we go to play with the little gray rabbit!" Elephant and rabbit the little monkey went to the house of a small gray rabbit found himself the stolen things in a small gray rabbit home and they immediately understand the stealing is a little gray rabbit. They take their things back never ignore the little gray rabbit.

Little gray rabbit stealing is wrong more should not cheat others. Since then it didnt steal things dont lie.

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一天，小灰兔在小白兔家和小白兔玩，玩了一会儿，小白兔的妈妈叫小白兔去买菜，小灰兔便自己在小白兔家玩。小灰兔看见小白兔的桌子上有一个橡皮，那个橡皮很漂亮，也很香。小灰兔想要，可又怕小白兔不愿意，就把橡皮带回了家。小白兔回到家，发现自己心爱的橡皮不见了，就去问小灰兔：“你有没有拿我的橡皮?”小灰兔骗小白兔：“我没有拿，你自己再找一找吧!”小白兔失望的走了，她在家里找了很久也没找到，就以为是自己不小心弄丢了。小灰兔又在小猴子家里偷走了拼图，在大象家偷走了木偶。

过了几天，小白兔，小猴子和大象在一起玩。玩了一会，小白兔说：“我的橡皮不见了，我怀疑有小偷。”小猴子立刻说：“我也觉得，我也不见了拼图。”大象说：“我也不见了木偶。”小白兔说：“我们去找小灰兔玩吧!”大象和小白兔，小猴子到了小灰兔家后，发现自己被偷的东西都在小灰兔家，它们立刻明白了偷东西的是小灰兔。它们便把自己东西拿回去，再也不理小灰兔了。

小灰兔偷东西是不对的，更不应该骗别人。从此以后，它再不偷东西了，也不骗人了。

导读：哲理小故事能够引起小朋友们的兴趣，在看故事的同时也能从中学习到一些人生哲理，在外国也有许多的哲理小故事，下面小编为大家整理了一些短篇英语哲理小故事，希望大家能够喜欢。

一、THRIFT 节俭

There is not a (no) thrifty man but becomes a rich man sooner or later. Why? Because he will not spend such money as is unnecessary. Little by little his money will accumulate. Ten to one, he is bound to make a fortune.

I do not like such men as spend their money in a wrong way. They do not know extravagance is a bad thing. It can only make them happy for the time being. In short, thrift makes poor men rich and extravagance makes rich men poor.

一个没有一个节俭的人迟早不成为一个富翁。为什么？因为他决不花像那种不必要的钱。渐渐他的钱就会聚积起来。十之八九，他一定会发财的。

我不喜欢那种乱花钱的人。他们不知道奢侈是一件坏事。它只能够使他们暂时快乐而已。总而言之，节俭使穷人变富，奢侈使富人变穷。

二、PERSEVERANCE 毅力／坚忍

Needless to say, nothing but perseverance can lead a man to the way of success. In other words, a persevering man never does his work without succeeding in it. This is indeed unchangeable truth.

Our National Father, Dr.  , is the most ideal example. He was devoted to the revolution about forty years. He met with many failures, but he was anything but discouraged. As a result, he won. The Republic of China was born.

不需说，只有毅力才能引导人迈向成功之途。换句话说，一个具有毅力的人做工作终是(never...without)会把它做成功的。这真是不易之定理也。

我们国父是一个最理想的例了.致力国民革命凡四十年。他遭遇到许多次的失败，但是他决不灰心。结果，他赢了。诞生了。

三、WHERE THERE IS A WILL, THERE IS A WAY 有志者事竟成

The secret of success (The key to success) is not so much money as a strong will. A great man is one who has a strong will and an indomitable spirit. In other words, if a man does not have a strong will to win (get) the final victory, he will never succeed in his life. He is no more than a failure.

It is quite obvious that there is no difficult thing (nothing difficult) in the world. if you make up your mind to do it, you will certainly accomplish your end. That stands to reason.

成功的要诀不是金钱而是一个坚强的意志（用not so mush... as）。一个大人物是一个具有坚强意志和不屈不挠精神的人。换句话说，如果一个人没有坚强意志去获得最后胜利的人，他终其一生永远不会成功。他只不过是（用no more than）一个失败者。

很显明的世界上并没有难事。如果你下定决心去做它，你一定会达到目的。那是显而易见的。

四、Whale 鲸鱼

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said,“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked,“What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied,“Then you ask him.”

一个小女孩和她的老师正在谈论有关鲸鱼的事情。

她的老师说：“一头鲸鱼从身体构造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一个人的。因为尽管鲸鱼是一种非常巨大的哺乳动物，可它的嗓子非常小。”

那个小女孩说：“约拿(一位西伯来先知)就是被鲸鱼吞掉的。”

她的老师非常生气，她再次告诉小女孩说：“从身体构造角度来讲，鲸鱼是不可能吞掉一个人的。”

那个小女孩说：“那等我到了天堂，就去问问约拿。”

她的老师问：“那么，假如约拿下了地狱怎么办?”

那个小女孩回答：“如果是那样的话，你就去问他。”

哲理故事1

有兄弟二人，年纪不过四、五岁，由于卧室的窗户整天都是密闭着，他们以为屋内太昏暗，看见外面残暴的阳光，感到十分爱慕。兄弟俩就磋商说：“我们可以一起把外面的阳光扫一点进来。”于是，兄弟两人拿着扫帚和畚箕，到阳台上去扫阳光。等到他们把畚箕搬到房间里的时候，里面的阳光就没有了。这样一而再再而三地扫了很多次，屋内还是一点阳光都没有。正在厨房繁忙的妈妈看见他们奇异的举措，问道：“你们在做什么?”他们答复说：“房间太暗了，我们要扫点阳光进来。”妈妈笑道：“只要把窗户打开，阳光自然会进来，何必往扫呢?”

秘诀：把封闭的心门敞开，胜利的阳光就能驱散失败的昏暗。

哲理故事2

一个心理学教授到疯人院参观，懂得疯子的生涯状况。一天下来，感到这些人疯疯癫癫，行事出人意料，可算大开眼界。想不到筹备返回时，发明自己的车胎被人下掉了。“必定是哪个疯子干的!”教授这样愤愤地想道，动手拿备胎预备装上。事情严重了。下车胎的人居然将螺丝也都下掉。没有螺丝有备胎也上不去啊!教授一筹莫展。在他焦急万分的时候，一个疯子蹦蹦跳跳地过来了，嘴里唱着不著名的欢喜歌曲。他发明了困境中的教授，停下来问产生了什么事。

哲理故事3

五岁的汉克和爸爸妈妈哥哥一起到森林干活，忽然间下起雨来，可是他们只带了一块雨披。爸爸将雨披给了妈妈，妈妈给了哥哥，哥哥又给了汉克。

汉克问道：“为什么爸爸给了妈妈，妈妈给了哥哥，哥哥又给了我呢?”

爸爸答复道：“由于爸爸比妈妈强盛，妈妈比哥哥强盛，哥哥又比你壮大呀。我们都会维护比拟弱小的人。

汉克左右看了看，跑过去将雨披撑开来挡在了一朵风雨中飘摇的娇弱小花上面。

真正的强者不必定是多有力，或者多有钱，而是他对别人多有辅助。义务可以让我们将事做完全，爱可以让我们将事情做好。

哲理故事4

有一位表演巨匠上场前，他的弟子告知他鞋带松了。巨匠点头致谢，蹲下来细心系好。等到弟子转身后，又蹲下来将鞋带解松。有个旁观者看到了这一切，不解地问：“大师，您为什么又要将鞋带解松呢?”巨匠回答道：“由于我饰演的是一位劳累的旅者，长途跋涉让他的鞋带松开，可以通过这个细节表示他的劳累憔悴.”“那你为什么不直接告知你的弟子呢?”“他能细心肠发现我的鞋带松了，并且热情地告诉我，我必定要维护他这种热忱的积极性，及时地给他激励，至于为什么要将鞋带解开，将来会有更多的机遇教他表演，可以下一次再说啊。”

人一个时光只能做一件事，懂抓重点，才是真正的人才。

苏格拉底是一位著名的哲学家，下面小编为大家带来了3个苏格拉底幽默小故事，欢迎大家阅读，希望能够帮助到大家。

一、打雷以后必定会下大雨

“苏格拉底的妻子”是悍妇、坏老婆的代名词。她是个心胸狭窄，性格冥顽不化，喜欢唠叨不休，动辄破口大骂的女人，常使堂堂的哲学家苏格拉底（公元前469—前399年）困窘不堪。一次，别人问苏格拉底“为什么要娶这么个夫人”时，他回答说：“擅长马术的人总要挑烈马骑，骑惯了烈马，驾驭其他的马就不在话下。我如果能忍受得了这样女人的话，恐怕天下就再也没有难于相处的人了。”

据说苏格拉底就是为了在他妻子烦死人的唠叨申诉声中净化自己的精神才与她结婚的。

有一次，苏格拉底正在和学生们讨论学术问题，互相争论的时候，他的妻子气冲冲地跑进来，把苏格拉底大骂了一顿之后，又出外提来一桶水，猛地泼到苏格拉底身上。

在场的学生们都以为苏格拉底会怒斥妻子一顿，哪知苏格拉底摸了摸浑身湿透的衣服，风趣地说：“我知道，打雷以后，必定会下大雨的。”

二、求知

一个青年问苏格拉底：“怎样才能获得知识？”

苏格拉底将这个青年带到海里，海水淹没了年轻人，他奋力挣扎才将头探出水面。苏格拉底问：“你在水里最大的愿望是什么？”

“空气，当然是呼吸新鲜空气！”

“对！学习就得使上这股子劲儿。”

三、教择偶

古希腊哲学大师苏格拉底的三个弟子曾求教老师，怎样才能找到理想的伴侣。苏格拉底没有直接回答，却让他们走麦田埂，只许前进，且仅给一次机会选摘一支最好最大的麦穗。

第一个弟子走几步看见一支又大又漂亮的麦穗，高兴地摘下了。但他继续前进时，发现前面有许多比他摘的那支大，只得遗憾地走完了全程。

第二个弟子吸取了教训，每当他要摘时，总是提醒自己，后面还有更好的。当他快到终点时才发现，机会全错过了。

第三个弟子吸取了前两位的教训，当他走到三分之一时，即分出大、中、小三类，再走三分之一时验证是否正确，等到最后三分之一时，他选择了属于大类中的一支美丽的麦穗。虽说，这不一定是最大最美的那一支，但他满意地走完了全程。

春秋时期，卫国有个名叫哀骀（tai）它（tuo）的人，他的容貌虽然很丑陋，可不管是男人还是女人都非常喜欢和他交往，相处亲近随和，舍不得离去。有一些女人甚至说：“与其做别人的妻子，还不如做他的小妾。”

他一无权位二无财产，也没有什么高深的理论和显赫的功绩，可是外表粗陋、其貌不扬的这位丑人却受到几乎所有人的喜爱和赞美，这使得鲁国的鲁哀公惊异不已，于是就派人把他从卫国请回鲁国加以考察。相处不到一个月，鲁哀公觉得他在平淡中确有不少过人之处，不到一年，就很信任他了。不久，宰相的位置空缺，鲁哀公便让他上任管理国事，可他却淡淡然无心做官，虽在再三要求下参议了国事，但不久他还是谢辞了高位厚禄，回到他在卫国的陋室中去了。

对此，鲁哀公求教于孔子：“他究竟是怎样一种人呢？”孔子借喻道：“我曾经在楚国看见一群小猪在刚死的母猪身上吃奶，一会儿都惊恐地逃开了，因为小猪发现母猪已不像活着时那样亲切。可见小猪爱母猪不是爱它的形体，而是爱主宰它形体的精神，爱它内在的品性。哀骀它这个人虽然外表不美，但他的品德和才情等内在之美必定已超越一般人很多，所以您和许多人才喜欢他。”

这个故事告诉我们，只有内在的美才可靠长久，值得追求和尊崇。虽然外在的容貌、身材、风采和权位、财产等也很吸引人，可内在的品德、学识、才能和真诚、自信等给人的感受则更有魅力。

作者：齐茉溪

星期五下午，我们进行了第五届“英华少年杯”讲故事比赛。

我们满怀信心的期待着！讲故事比赛终于开始了！我们班的曲姿谕和王浩然代表我们班去参加比赛，曲姿谕是第25个，王浩然是第11个，曲姿谕讲的是《注视的眼睛》，王浩然讲的是《岳飞刺字——精忠报国》。我们五年级一共有28个人讲故事。终于到王浩然了！王浩然一上台，气势高大，开始讲了！王浩然最后的得分是9。64分。

给我留下印象最深的是五（7）班杨云涵讲的《三袋米的故事》。这个故事呢，主要讲的是：“我”的妈妈让我考上重点大学，然而那个学校每个月初都要给学校送一袋米，“我”们家里很穷，没有钱去买米，“我”的妈妈更没有力气去耕田。妈妈每次去给米库的熊师傅送米，第一次妈妈带的米被熊师傅留了下来，第二次妈妈带的迷也被留了下来，到了第三次，熊师傅告诉妈妈：“你这次怎么还是杂碎米？”妈妈哭着说道：“因为我们家穷，每天我都是早晨早早得起来去村的外讨米，到天黑很晚我才回家。熊师傅也被感动了。

我也被这个故事深深地所感动。杨云涵是讲故事的第一名。

The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down.

And if that weren‘t enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!"

In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away.

But instead of retreating he sat next to my side and placed the flower to his nose and declared with surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it‘s beautiful, too. That‘s why I picked it; here, it‘s for you."

The weed before me was dying or dead. Not vibrant of colors, orange, yellow or red. But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave. So I reached for the flower, and replied, "Just what I need."

But instead of him placing the flower in my hand, He held it mid-air without reason or plan. It was then that I noticed for the very first time, that weed-toting boy could not see: he was blind.

I heard my voice quiver, tears shone like the sun. As I thanked him for picking the very best one. "You‘re welcome," he smiled, and then ran off to play, Unaware of the impact he‘d had on my day.

I sat there and wondered how he managed to see a self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree. How did he know of my self-indulged plight? Perhaps from his heart, he‘d been blessed with true sight.

Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see, the problem was not with the world; the problem was me. And for all of those times I myself had been blind, I vowed to see beauty, and appreciate every second that‘s mine.

And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose and breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful rose And smiled as that young boy, another weed in his hand About to change the life of an unsuspecting old man.

十年浩劫中，有个造反派想把花园里的一盆花拿回家去，但不知道这盆花好不好，就去问那些“黑作家”们。

被专政的作家们不想理他，推说不如道。这个造反派火了，

指着赵树理说，“你也不知道?”

赵树理说：“我不是不知道，是不好说。我是黑帮，我说是香花，你们说是毒草;我说是毒草，你们说是香花…”

赵树理被批斗后受了伤，去门诊治疗。医生惊诧地问道：“

你就是作家赵树理?”

赵树理淡淡一笑说：“这个时候，谁还敢冒名顶替我呢?”

李阳祖籍山西，1969年出生于祖国大西北的新疆乌鲁木齐。其父母六十年代大学毕业后响应党的号召志愿支援边疆建设。李阳中学的学习状况不很理想，1985-1986年高三期间因对学习失去信心曾几欲退学，1986年自新疆实验中学勉强考入兰州大学工程力学系。大学一二年级李阳多次补考英语。

为了彻底改变英语学习失败的窘况，李阳开始奋起一博，他摒弃了偏重语法训练和阅读训练的传统，另辟蹊径，从口语突破，并独创性将考试题变成了朗朗上口的句子，然后脱口而出。经过四个月的艰苦努力，李阳在1988年大学英语四级考试中一举获得全校第二名的优异成绩。

李阳，绝对是高中学生学习英语的榜样。基础差不要紧，笨鸟先飞嘛，关键是我们要引导学生树立起学好英语的自信心：人家可以讲一口流利、纯正、地道的英语，我们也一定能！

作者：王浩然

今天是讲故事比赛，我非常非常的紧张。为什么呢？因为我是讲故事比赛的选手。还有一件事情也让我非常的紧张，那就是，我的故事还没有背的太熟。不过经过妈妈给我的指导，我相信我还是可以取得一个好成绩。

我是第十一个上场的，打了我上场的时候我心跳如雷，腿都在颤抖，好像马上就站不起来了。该我上场了，我做了好几个深呼吸，终于使自己的情绪不紧张了，说不紧张，其实还是有一点儿紧张。到了中间的时候，我有一个句给说错词了，正在这时，我想起了妈妈说的话：忘词了千万不要停顿，就算编，也要把它编下去。于是我把这个故事编了下去，后来渐渐的，我又想起了我的故事。到了最后一个自然段的时候，我背的是一首名字叫满江红的词，我背的词是这样的：怒发冲冠，凭栏处，潇潇雨歇。抬望眼，仰天长啸，壮怀激烈。三十功名尘与土，八千里路云和月。莫等闲，白了少年头，空悲切。因为妈妈说过这首词背的时候要有气势，所以我背的非常有气势。

这次，我获得的分数是9·64分，得了个第二名，今天我太高兴了！

放暑假了，我可丝毫没有放松自己的学习，报名参加了“湖北省第十二届青少年儿童英语比赛”。这个赛事对我可不陌生，在我上幼儿园时就参加过两届。虽然当时在幼儿组，我获得过一等奖的好成绩，但现在，我是小学生了，比赛的要求更高，增加了听力测试，我还能行我去参赛为此，我参加了短期赛前培训。

刚开始针对听力题，我就像丈二的和尚--摸不清头脑。我去参赛在老师的指导下，我带着问题去听、注意重点词汇，难关总算被我迈了过去。我去参赛朗读短文部分，通过老师的讲解，每堂课后，我都能将小短文熟记于心。我去参赛可是，我总也改不掉语速快，缺乏感情的坏毛病。我去参赛

小学组的比赛安排在烈日炎炎的下午。我去参赛在路上，树上的知了“吱吱”地叫着，仿佛在为我加油。考场外，选手们个个斗志昂扬，我是既紧张又兴奋。一进考场，迎面扑来的冷气令我头脑更加清醒。首先是听力测试，伴随着纯正的发音，和着同学们“沙沙”的答题声，构成了一首美妙的乐章。我去参赛口语测试时，我扬长避短，顺利地完成了我的考试。我去参赛

当我轻松地走出考场，真期待这周三的好消息。我去参赛

It happened that the cat met Mr. Fox in the woods. She thought, "He is intelligent and well experienced, and is highly regarded in the world," so she spoke to him in a friendly manner, "Good-day, my dear Mr. Fox. How is it going? How are you? How are you getting by in these hard times?"

The fox, filled with arrogance, examined the cat from head to feet, and for a long time did not know whether he should give an answer. At last he said, "Oh, you poor beard-licker, you speckled fool, you hungry mouse hunter, what are you thinking? Have you the nerve to ask how I am doing? What do you know? How many tricks do you understand?"

"I understand but one," answered the cat, modestly.

"What kind of a trick is it?" asked the fox.

"When the dogs are chasing me, I can jump into a tree and save myself."

"Is that all?" said the fox. "I am master of a hundred tricks, and in addition to that I have a sackful of cunning. I feel sorry for you. Come with me, and I will teach you how one escapes from the dogs."

Just then a hunter came by with four dogs. The cat jumped nimbly up a tree, and sat down at its top, where the branches and foliage completely hid her.

"Untie your sack, Mr. Fox, untie your sack," the cat shouted to him, but the dogs had already seized him, and were holding him fast.

"Oh, Mr. Fox," shouted the cat. "You and your hundred tricks are left in the lurch. If you been able to climb like I can, you would not have lost your life."

一只猫在森林里遇到一只狐狸，心想：“他又聪明，经验又丰富，挺受人尊重的。”於是它很友好地和狐狸打招呼：“日安，尊敬的狐狸先生，您好吗?这些日子挺艰难的，您过得怎么样?”

狐狸傲慢地将猫从头到脚地打量了一番，半天拿不定主意是不是该和它说话。最后它说：“哦，你这个倒霉的长着鬍子、满身花纹的傻瓜、饥肠辘辘地追赶老鼠的傢伙，你会啥?有甚么资格问我过得怎么样?你都学了点甚么本事?”

“我只有一种本领。”猫谦虚地说。

“甚么本领?”狐狸问。

“有人追我的时候，我会爬到树上去藏起来保护自己。”

“就这本事?”狐狸不屑地说，“我掌握了上百种本领，而且还有满口袋计谋。我真觉得你可怜，跟着我吧，我教你怎么从追捕中逃生。”

就在这时，猎人带着四条狗走近了。猫敏捷地窜到一棵树上，在树顶上蹲伏下来，茂密的树叶把它遮挡得严严实实。

“快打开你的计谋口袋，狐狸先生，快打开呀!”猫冲着狐狸喊道。可是猎狗已经将狐狸扑倒咬住了。“哎呀，狐狸先生，”猫喊道，“你的千百种本领就这么给扔掉了!假如你能像我一样爬树就不至於丢了性命了!”

The so-called Eight Immortals refers to the eight immortal, they are: torrent, Han Chung, Lan Tsai, Chang, old, Xiangu, Han Xiang, obviously drunk and Lu Tung-pin.

One day, the Queen Mother of the West Eight Immortals birthday celebration back from the clouds over the East China Sea through, I saw choppy sea, Bailangtaotian, it is truly spectacular. Thus, the Eight Immortals decided to go to the sea and play.

Lu Tung-pin, said: "Everyone threw their treasures on the sea, it is crossed by the sea, comparison and who is more supernatural powers, how?"

Tieguaili first welcomed the recommendation, high-spirited mood he said: "Well you look at me!!" Put the crutches toward the sea, crutches like a boat floating in the water, a torrent somersault, turned upright on crutches.

Han Chung then put his palm-leaf fan thrown into the sea, standing on the top jump.

Subsequently, several other fairy also recount, Chang, old riding a donkey down, marching Lu Tung-pin male and female sword, Xiao Han Xiangzi sitting, riding Xiangu flowers, blue and standing on the green light, obviously drunk stepping jade, are floating up in the sea.

Eight Immortals secure in the surging waves along the drift, which clouds feel different, do not have a new stimulus and atmosphere, we really played with pleasure.

In this case, obviously drunk suddenly points to the right hand, and shouted:

"We see ah! There seat mirage!"

We turned around and saw a gradually rising mountains from the sea, the mountains there are trees, there are buildings, while on the up in the air, the clouds slowly into the horizon, a flash, a cloud that has been scattered by the wind a.

Han Xiang said: "We do not really treat shallow sea dragon mirage gas is booed out of gas, a rare century ah!!"

Suddenly, the blue and disappeared from them. We wait and see far and near, while calling to find, but I could not see blue and traces of old Chang guess, he said:

"East China Sea Dragon King might be trouble, he did not welcome us his prowess at sea, the blue and caught underwater to go, we go together to the underwater dignitaries go!"

We came to the Dragon Palace, Dragon King politely request release. Dragon unreasonable, not only refused, but also sent his sons to lead the minor players to kill the Eight Immortals. Eight Immortals had to use magic to carry a weapon, resisting many small, after a fierce battle, two were the Eight Immortals Dragon Prince killed.

A dragon, his two sons were killed the Eight Immortals, really extreme grief, please South China Sea, West Sea, North Sea Dragon King to help. Dragon King ton of bricks, the Eight Immortals also riled. Torrent wine gourd sea water absorbance, and the remaining few will be immortal Tarzan moved over to fling the East China Sea, the East China Sea became an immediate high.

The two sides played incredibly hard, sun and the moon light, the Lao, and Avalokiteshvara Buddha also alarmed, they all came to mediation. The results of mediation is, by the blue and the East China Sea Dragon King sent two Jade, as compensation for killing two Prince Tarzan moved back by Kannon responsible place.

Because of a dispute, the Eight Immortals Jade Emperor was downgraded first-class. Since then, the Eight Immortals no longer afraid to stir up trouble to the outside.

所谓八仙是指八位仙人，他们分别是：铁拐李、汉钟离、蓝采和、张果老、何仙姑、韩湘子、曹国舅和吕洞宾。

有一天，八仙向西王母拜寿回来，腾云驾雾从东海上空经过，只见海上波涛汹涌，白浪滔天，煞是壮观。于是，八仙决定到海面上玩一玩。

吕洞宾说：“大家把自己的宝物扔到海面上，借着它渡过大海，比一比谁更有神通，怎么样？”

铁拐李首先对这一建议表示欢迎，他兴致昂扬地说：“好啊！大家先看我的！”便把拐杖投向海中，拐杖像一条小船漂浮在水面，铁拐李一个筋斗，翻立在拐杖上。

接着汉钟离把他的芭蕉扇丢到海上，跳下去站在上面。

接着，其他几位仙人也各显神通，张果老倒骑着毛驴，吕洞宾踏着雌雄宝剑，韩湘子坐着萧，何仙姑乘着花篮，蓝采和站在拍板上，曹国舅踩着玉版，都在海面上漂浮了起来。

八仙安稳地顺着汹涌的波浪漂去，这与腾云驾雾感觉大不相同，别有一番新的刺激和情调，大家玩得好不快意。

这时，曹国舅突然用手指向右边，并高声喊道：

“大家看啊！那里有座海市蜃楼！”

大家转头一看，只见一座仙山渐渐地从海里升起，山上有树木，有楼房，一会儿就升到半空中，慢慢地变成天边的浮云，一转眼，那浮云又被风吹散了。

韩湘子说：“我们真是眼福不浅！蜃气是海里蛟龙嘘出来的气体 ，百年难得一见啊！”

突然 ，蓝采和从他们当中消失了。大家远近观望，一边找一边喊，可就是不见蓝采和的踪迹，张果老猜说：

“可能是东海龙王作怪，他不欢迎我们在他的海上大显神通，把蓝采和抓到龙宫去了，走 我们一起到龙宫要人去！”

大家来到龙宫，婉言请求龙王放人。龙王蛮不讲理，不但不肯，还派自己的几个儿子带领虾兵蟹将追杀八仙。八仙只得用随身的法宝当武器，抵抗虾兵蟹将，经过一场激烈的战斗之后，龙王的两个太子被八仙杀死了。

龙王一听，自己的两个儿子被八仙杀了，真是悲愤至极，商请南海、西海、北海龙王来帮忙。龙王的不依不饶，把八仙也给惹火了。铁拐李用酒葫芦把海水吸光，其余几位仙人将泰山搬了过来，往东海一扔，东海立刻变成了一座高 。

双方打得天昏地暗，日月无光，把太上老君、如来佛和观世音也惊动了，他们全都赶来调解。调解的结果是，由蓝采和送东海龙王两片玉版，作为杀两位太子的补偿泰山则由观世音负责搬回原处。

因为这一场纠纷，八仙被玉皇大帝降级一等。从此，八仙再也不敢到外面惹是生非了。

从前有两个重病人，同住在一家大医院的小病房里。房间很小，只有一扇窗子可以看见外面的世界。其中一个人，在他的治疗中，被允许在下午坐在床上一个小时（有仪器从他的肺中抽取液体）。他的床靠着窗，但另外一个人终日都得平躺在床上。

每当下午睡在窗旁的那个人在那个小时内坐起的时候，他都会描绘窗外景致给另一个人听。从窗口向外看可以看到公园里的湖。湖内有鸭子和天鹅，孩子们在那儿撒面包片，放模型船，年轻的恋人在树下携手散步，在鲜花盛开、绿草如茵的地方人们玩球嬉戏，后头一排树顶上则是美丽的天空。

另一个人倾听着，享受每一分钟。他听见一个孩子差点跌到湖里，一个美丽的女孩穿着漂亮的夏装他朋友的述说几乎使他感觉自己亲眼目睹外面发生的一切。

然而，在一个天气晴朗的午后，他心想：为什么睡在窗边的人可以独享看外头的权利呢？为什么我没有这样的机会？他觉得不是滋味，他越这么想，就越想换位子。他一定得换才行！有天夜里他盯着天花板瞧，另一个人忽然惊醒了，拼命地咳嗽，一直想用手按铃叫护士来。但这个人只是旁观而没有帮忙——尽管他感觉同伴的呼吸已经停止了。第二天早上，护士来的时候那人已经死了，只能静静地抬走他的尸体。

过了一段时间后，这人开口问，他是否能换到靠窗户的那张床上。他们搬动了他，帮他换位子，使他觉得很舒服。他们走了以后，他企图用手肘撑起自己，吃力地往窗外望窗外只有一堵空白的墙。

生命操之在我，过去、未来皆然。