英语幽默故事比赛英语作文【合集20篇】

When we are chatting with our friends happily, suddenly if we are talking

about the awkward topic, we need to do something to change this situation, what

are we gonna do? The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy, and

then your friends won’t take your awkward topic seriously. Humor is very

important, it can adjust the atmosphere, making things work easily. Life needs

humor, without humor, life would be boring. Foreign people like to make friends

with humorous people, they can feel relax when they are chatting, while most

Chinese people are always taking things too seriously. I like to make friends

with humorous guys, they make me feel life is easy, and we should positive about

life.

The Father and His Son

Father had a family of sons who were perpetually quarrelling among themselves. When he failed to heal their disputes by his exhortations, he determined to give them a practical illustration of the evils of disunion; and for this purpose he one day told them to bring him a bundle of sticks. When they had done so, he placed the faggot into the hands of each of them in succession, and ordered them to break it in pieces. They each tried with all their strength, and were not able to do it.

He next unclosed the faggot, and took the sticks separately, one by one, and again put them into their hands, on which they broke them easily. He then addressed them in these words: "My sons, if you are of one mind, and unite to assist each other, you will be as this faggot, uninjured by all the attempts of your enemies; but if you are divided among yourselves, you will be broken as easily as these sticks."

一位父亲有几个孩子，这些孩子时常发生口角。他丝毫没有办法来劝阻他们，只好让他们看看不合群所带来害处的例子。为了达到这个目的，有一天他叫他们替他拿一捆细柴来。当他们把柴带来时，他便先后地将那捆柴放在每一个孩子的手中，吩咐他们弄断这捆柴。他们一个个尽力去试，总是不能成功。

然后他解开那捆柴，一根根地放在他们手里，如此一来，他们便毫不费力地折断了。于是他就告诉他们说：「孩子们!如果你们大家团结一致，互相帮助，你们就像这捆柴一样，不能被你们的敌人折断;但如果你们自行，你们就将和这些散柴一般，不堪一折了。

这个故事后来变成成语“日暮途穷”，比喻处境十分困难，力量用尽了，计策没有了。

The Day Is Waning and the Road Is Ending

In the Spring and Autumn Period, Duke Ping of Chu was misled by slanderers, and had Wu Zixu"s father executed. Wu Zixu fled to the State of Wu. More than then years later, Wu Zixu took his revenge by helping. Wu conquer Chu. Yet he suffered agonies of remorse, because his countrymen called him a traitor. He protested, "I"m just like a traveller. It"s already late, but I still have a long way to go. I simply dont know what to do."

This idiom comes from the above story. It means being in a very difficult situation at the end of one"s tether.

上帝有一架天平秤，专称人品的重量。上帝在天平的一端放着一个砝码做标准。超过砝码重量的是上品，轻于砝码的，属于下品。

一个穷汉过来，光着身子跳上天平一称。重量大大超过砝码。

上帝称赞说：“好！是上品。”

一个富翁过来，他唯恐自己不够重量，列为下品。便在腰围绕上一条很厚的黄金腰带，满有把握地走上天平去称。

谁料富翁这一端翘得很高，大大轻于砝码的重量。

上帝摇摇头，说：“是下品！”

富翁抗议说：“这天平不准！那穷汉什么也没有，我身带万金，怎么重量还不及他呢？”

上帝说：“我这天平不称贫富，专称人品。不说别的，单说那穷汉的骨头就比你重得多。除去黄金，你的骨头轻得几乎没有分量了！”

春秋时期，卫国有个名叫哀骀（tai）它（tuo）的人，他的容貌虽然很丑陋，可不管是男人还是女人都非常喜欢和他交往，相处亲近随和，舍不得离去。有一些女人甚至说：“与其做别人的妻子，还不如做他的小妾。”

他一无权位二无财产，也没有什么高深的理论和显赫的功绩，可是外表粗陋、其貌不扬的这位丑人却受到几乎所有人的喜爱和赞美，这使得鲁国的鲁哀公惊异不已，于是就派人把他从卫国请回鲁国加以考察。相处不到一个月，鲁哀公觉得他在平淡中确有不少过人之处，不到一年，就很信任他了。不久，宰相的位置空缺，鲁哀公便让他上任管理国事，可他却淡淡然无心做官，虽在再三要求下参议了国事，但不久他还是谢辞了高位厚禄，回到他在卫国的陋室中去了。

对此，鲁哀公求教于孔子：“他究竟是怎样一种人呢？”孔子借喻道：“我曾经在楚国看见一群小猪在刚死的母猪身上吃奶，一会儿都惊恐地逃开了，因为小猪发现母猪已不像活着时那样亲切。可见小猪爱母猪不是爱它的形体，而是爱主宰它形体的精神，爱它内在的品性。哀骀它这个人虽然外表不美，但他的品德和才情等内在之美必定已超越一般人很多，所以您和许多人才喜欢他。”

这个故事告诉我们，只有内在的美才可靠长久，值得追求和尊崇。虽然外在的容貌、身材、风采和权位、财产等也很吸引人，可内在的品德、学识、才能和真诚、自信等给人的感受则更有魅力。

Bob Richards, the former pole-vault champion, shares a moving story about a skinny young boy who loved football with all his heart.

Practice after practice, he eagerly gave everything he had. But being half the size of the other boys, he got absolutely nowhere. At all the games, this hopeful athlete sat on the bench and hardly ever played.

This teenager lived alone with his father, and the two of them had a very special relationship. Even though the son was always On the bench, his father was always in the stands cheering. He never missed a game. This young man was still the smallest of the class when he entered high school. But his father continued to encourage him but also made it very clear that he did not have to play football if he didn‘t want to.

But the young man loved football and decided to hang in there He was determined to try his best at every practice, and perhaps he‘d get to play when he became a senior. All through high school he never missed a practice nor a game but remained a bench-warmer all four years. His faithful father was always in the stands, always with words of encouragement for him. When the young man went to college, he decided to try out for the football team as a "walk-on." Everyone was sure he could never make the cut, but he did.

The coach admitted that he kept him on the roster because he always puts his heart and soul to every practice, and at the same time, provided the other members with the spirit and hustle they badly needed.

The news that he had survived the cut thrilled him so much that he rushed to the nearest phone and called his father. His father shared his excitement and was sent season tickets for all the college games. This persistent young athlete never missed practice during his four years at college, but he never got to play in a game.

It was the end of his senior football season, and as he trotted onto the practice field shortly before the big playoff game, the coach met him with a telegram. The young man read the telegram and he became deathly silent. Swallowing hard, he mumbled to the coach, "My father died this morning. Is it all right if I miss practice today?" The coach put his arm gently around his shoulder and said, "Take the rest of the week off, son. And don‘t even plan to come back to the game on Saturday."

Saturday arrived, and the game was not going well. In the third quarter,when the team was ten points behind, a silent young man quietly slipped into the empty locker room and put on his football gear. As he ran onto the sidelines, the coach and his players were astounded to see their faithful teammate back so soon. "Coach, please let me play. I‘ve just got to play today," said the young man. The coach pretended not to hear him. There was no way he wanted his worst player in this close playoff game. But the young man persisted, and finally feeling sorry for the kid, the coach gave in. "All right," he said."You can go in." Before long, the coach, the players and everyone in the stands could not believe their eyes. This little unknown, who had never played before was doing everything right. The opposing team could not stop him. He ran, he passed, blocked, and tackled like a star. His team began to triumph. The score was soon tied. In the closing seconds of the game, this kid intercepted a pass and ran all the way for the winning touchdown. The fans broke loose. His teammates hoisted him onto their shoulders. Such cheering you never heard.

Finally, after the stands had emptied and the team had showered and left the locker room, the coach noticed that this young man was sitting quietly in the corner all alone The coach came to him and said, " Kid, I can‘t believe it. You were fantastic! Tell me what got into you? How did you do it?"

He looked at the coach, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Well, you knew my dad died, but did you know that my dad was blind?" The young man swallowed hard and forced a smile, "Dad came to all my games, but today was the first time he could see me play, and I wanted to show him I could do it!"

Like the athlete‘s father, God is always there cheering for us. He‘s always reminding us to go on. He‘s even offering us His hand for He knows what is best, and is willing to give us what we need and not simply what we want. GOD has never missed a single game. What a joy to know that life is meaningful if lived for the Highest. Live for HIM for He‘s watching us in the game of life!

一天，齐宣王正坐在堂上看书，无意中看到堂下有个仆人正牵着一头浑身发抖的黄牛经过，宣王见了，放下书问道：“你这是干什么?要把牛牵到哪里去?”

仆役回答：“今天是祭祀日，杀牛祭钟。”

宣王看看那头牛哆哆嗦嗦的害怕样子，对仆役说：“放了它，寡人看它很可怜，不忍心杀死它，再说它也没有罪过就要送它去死，这有悖仁慈。”

仆役问道：“把牛放了，钟还要不要祭呢?”

宣王沉吟了一番说：“钟怎么能不祭?这样吧，杀一头羊来替牛祭钟。”

【大道理】：

以某一件物品去代替另一件物品，看起来是很善良的举动，但是实际上本质都没有发生改变。

美国喜剧明星鲍勃.霍博擅以自嘲说笑，不但获得了观众的笑声，也赢得了无数人的敬爱。

当他第一次去好莱坞应征演员时，导演问他：“你擅长表演什么呢?”

他说：“滑稽的动作和语言。”导演就要他当场表演。

于是,鲍勃.博走到办公室门口，大声对在外等候的应征者说：“你们都回去吧,公司已经录用我了!”

他的机智与幽默，他顺利地踏入了演艺圈。

心得：有时候，快乐，幽默，不仅仅是一种心情，更是一种积极的思维方式和生活方式，同时也是一种观察世界的方式。

一条大蟒蛇和一条小毒蛇是朋友。

这天他们在路边发现了一只巨大的乌龟。

蛇兄弟想，这么大的个儿，可是一顿美餐啊。

蟒蛇说：“我来对付他。”

于是蟒蛇施展自己的绝技，用身体将大乌龟牢牢地缠住。而大乌龟早已将身体缩进了壳里，任凭蟒蛇怎么缠绕，也无法伤害到大乌龟。泄气的蟒蛇，气喘吁吁地爬到了一边。

大乌龟谨慎地露出脑袋，在他露出脑袋的那一瞬间，小毒蛇闪电般地在乌龟脑袋上咬了一口，大乌龟又急忙缩回壳中。但是几分钟后，大乌龟因为中毒而死了。

蟒蛇说：“哇!我花了那么大力气也没能伤害乌龟，你却轻而易举地办到了啊。”

小毒蛇说：“因为我了解他的要害。”

可是接下来的还是有一个问题，大乌龟死后依然缩在壳里，两条蛇都是吞食性的动物，而他们又无法脱下乌龟的外壳，只好怏怏地离开了……

I like to see American TV series so much, because not only the plot

attracts me so much, but also I can learn the English spoken language. Recently,

I fall in love with Two Broke Girls, it is so funny and makes me laugh happily.

Besides the humorous plot, I am also inspired by the characters’ spirit. Though

the two girls are poor and work as the waitress in the small restaurant, they

never give up their dreams. They make the plans for their dreams, even they meet

all kinds of difficulties, they are still positive about their future. I learn

things from them, I keep the positive attitude towards life.

青年时代的林肯在伊利诺斯州的圣加蒙加入民兵。上校指挥官是一个矮个子，身高只有四英尺多一点，而林肯的身材特别高大，大大超过指挥官。

由于林肯自己觉得身材高，他习惯于垂着头、弯着腰走路。上校看见他那弯腰曲背的姿势十分生气，把他找来训斥一顿。

“听着，阿伯，”上校大声喊道：“把头高高地抬起来，你这家伙!”

“遵命，先生。”林肯恭敬地回答。

“还要再抬高点。”上校说。

“是不是要我永远这个样子?”林肯问道。

“当然啦，你这家伙，这还用问吗?”上校冒火啦。

“对不起，上校，”林肯面带愁容地说，“那么只好与你说声再会啦，因为我永远看不见你了!”

刘杰大学毕业后，进了交通局，在西关岗街当队长。

西关街街长1500米，双向四车道，中间被铁栅栏分开。街的尽头是六个万人大厂，每天上下班的时候，三四万职工一齐挤到街的一侧，人山人海，浩浩荡荡。几年来，这条路每天都得堵上几个小时。交警队一直想扩路，可苦于没有资金，一直拖到现在，成了局里的头号难题。

刘杰上了十天班后，拿着一份西关街街况报告找到警队的王局长。

王局长接过报告，问：“想改善西关街的交通，你有什么想法?”

刘杰伸出三根手指，对着王局长一晃，说道：“给我三万，我保证在一个月之内把西关街变成双向六车道!”

王局长顿时来了兴趣，忙问他具体方案，可问了半天，刘杰就是不讲，只是一个劲地说：“请领导相信我。”

王局长没办法，大笔一挥，给刘杰批了三万，说：“这个月我要到省里开会，希望我回来的时候，路况能有所改善!”刘杰拿着批款，连连点头。

怎么可能?王局长开完会，立即坐车赶回天水市，一看究竟。

当他来到西关街的时候，正赶上工人们上班，西关街上的工人比以前还多，可似乎不那么挤了。

王局长定睛一看，原来那排三里长的铁栅栏底下都装上了铁轱辘，上班的时候就往这边推过来一个车道，原来是这样的“双向六车道”啊。

指挥交通的刘杰也看到了王局长，他一路小跑，过来“啪”地给王局长敬了个礼：“请局长检查工作!”

王局长拍了拍刘杰的肩膀，叹了口气，说：“十年了，这么简单的办法我怎么就没想到呢，总说要扩道，其实最应该扩的就是我们的思想啊!”

这次讲故事比赛的主题是“善良”，我们班第一上去讲故事的是孙思瑶，她讲得栩栩如生，好像就是发生在我们身边的事，让我们一个个如身临其境，下面的同学听得睁大了双眼，比听老师上课还认真。外面仍然是安静的，偶尔传来几次掌声和欢呼声。在同学们忘我的境界中，孙思瑶的故事讲完了，我们报以热烈的掌声和赞叹声，从她的脸上，我也可以看到一丝喜悦和兴奋。

第二个上去的是孙于越，她讲得眉飞色舞，我们听得呆若木鸡。当她讲到最感人的地方时，我的泪珠在眼眶里打转，好像一不小心就会掉下来一样，我回头打量一下，发现其他的同学也是热泪盈眶。

我们一个个像打了一针镇定剂一样，一动不动地坐在那儿，认认真真地听着讲台上的人讲故事，有孙于越、孙思瑶、陶君延……她们讲的故事都非常引人入胜。最后，孙思瑶以三十六票的高分夺取了我们班“故事大王”称号。

一眨眼，这堂课就结束了，我们背着书包恋恋不舍地离开了学校。在路上，我还意犹未尽，沉浸在她们的故事中。

有三个人到纽约度假，幽默哲理小幽默哲理故事。他们在一座高层宾馆的第45层订了一个套房。

一天晚上，大楼电梯出现故障，服务员安排他们在大厅过夜。

他们商量后，决定徒步走回房间，并约定轮流说笑话、唱歌和讲幽默哲理故事，以减轻登楼的劳累。

笑话讲了，歌也唱了，好不容易爬到第34层，大家都感觉精疲力竭。

“好吧，彼德，你来讲个幽默幽默哲理故事吧。”

彼德说：“幽默哲理故事不长，却令人伤心至极，我把房间的钥匙忘在大厅了。”

The Bear and the Fox

A Bear boasted very much of his philanthropy.saying thai of all animals hewas the most tender in his regard for man.for he had such respect for himthat he would nol even touch his dead body.

A Fox hearing these words said with a smile to the Bear，“Oh!That you wouldeat the dead and not the living.”

熊和狐狸

一只熊在夸耀自己的仁慈，便说道：“所有的动物中，只有熊对人最仁爱，它很敬重人，连人的尸体，也不去碰一下。”

一只狐狸听到这些话，微笑地对熊说：“那就请你吃死人吧，别再生吃活人了。”

英语寓言小故事：The Wolf and the Lamba

Wolf, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea, which should justify to the Lamb himself his right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture."

"No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother′s milk is both food and drink to me." On which the Wolf seized him, and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won′t remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.

狼和小羊

一只狼瞧见一只迷路失群的小羊，决定暂缓下毒手，想先找一些理由，对小羊证明自己有吃它的权利。它就说：「小鬼!你去年曾经骂过我。」小羊可怜地说：「老实说，我去年还没有出生呢。」狼再说：「你在我的草地上吃过草。」

小羊回答说：「不，好先生，我还未曾尝过草的味道呢。」狼又说：「你喝过我井里的水。」小羊叫道：「不，我从没有喝过水，因为直到今天为止，我都是吃着母亲的奶汁。」狼一听这话，便抓住它，把它吃下去，便说：「好!即使你驳倒我每一句话，我终究要吃晚餐的!」暴君总有他暴行的借口。

In the Warring States Period, a man in the state of Chu was offering a sacrifice to his ancestors. After the ceremony, the man gave a beaker of wine to his servants. The servants thought that there was not enought wine for all of them, and decided to each draw a piecture of snake; the one who finished the piecture first would get the wine. One of them drew very rapidly. Seeing that the others were still busy drawing, he added feet to the snake. At this moment, another man finished, snatched the beaker and drank the wine, saying,"A snake doesnt have feet. How can you add feet to a snake?"

This idiom refers to ruining a venture by doing unnecessary and surplus things.

海洋大王蓝鲸在珊瑚礁举行了第二十届海洋游泳比赛。

这次的参赛选手有美丽的小海豚和扁扁的魔鬼鱼。海洋大王蓝鲸把比赛日期定在一星期后。在这紧张的七天里，海豚开始了夜以继日的训练，而自大的魔鱼却在家里痴心妄想地的说:我肯定是冠军！比赛开始了，海豚和魔鬼鱼都像一个出膛的子弹一样，但由于它实力的偏差，魔鬼鱼一直遥遥领先！赛程已经过半，魔鬼鱼看着触手可及的冠军，于是就故意放慢了速度，心想:游得这么慢，我就游慢点等等你！魔鬼里想着想着，露出了贪婪的笑容。这时，海豚加速，以迅雷不及掩耳之势超过了魔鬼鱼，获得了冠军。

又过了两年，海洋大王蓝鲸在海草湖举行了第二十一届海洋游泳大赛。这次的参赛选手是上一届的冠军海豚和海洋大王蓝鲸的儿子——小蓝鲸。在比赛前小蓝鲸在外面训练，而海豚却在家里天天呼呼大睡，不训练。比赛开始了，海豚故意让小蓝鲸先游，心想:我是上一届的冠军，这一届我肯定志在必得！结果，小蓝鲸成了冠军！小金鱼轻蔑地对海豚说:“有人骄傲了，让别人先游了。”海豚听了这话，伤心的痛哭起来。

小蓝鲸游过来，说:”别哭了，这次只是骄傲占据了你，其实你是可以赢的。下一届我们再一分高下！”海豚听了，立马就不哭，“嗯。”它擦擦眼泪，“下一届我们一分高下！”

补鞋匠穷得绝望了，他不能靠手艺来维持生计，便跑到另一个城市去行医，因为那里没有一个人认识他。在那里，他靠吹牛，卖一种可治百病的假药，骗取了人们的信任和好名声。有一次，他自己得了重病。那城里的官老爷想试验一下他的医术究竟怎样，便拿来一只杯，倒满一杯水，谎称这水是补鞋匠治百病的药和毒汁混和起来的，命令他喝下，并允诺给一笔酬金。补鞋匠知道自己的药无解毒功效，害怕喝了毒汁死亡，便招出自己毫无医药知识，只是靠吹牛来卖假药，被人们盲目称赞而成名。官老爷召集市民大会，告诉大家说：“你们都愚笨至极，竟毫不怀疑地将自己的头托付给这样一个无用的人。在别的城市，大家连脚上穿的鞋都不愿意要他做。”

——个故事是说不要轻易相信那些江湖骗子。

A teacher gave her students of second grade to write an assignment on What Im thankful for on Thanksgiving? She couldnt agree enough with one of the wisest students in her class who wrote that she was thankful that she was not a turkey.

一个老师让二年级学生写一个作业，标题是“感恩节我为什么而感恩?”当她看到班里最聪明的一个学生写的作业，她简直不能更赞同了，这个学生在作业中写道，她感恩的是她“不是”火鸡。

童话中丰富的想象和夸张可以活跃你的思维;那生动的形象、美妙的故事可以帮你认识社会、理解人生，引导你做一个通达事理、明辨是非的人。

[冰冻太阳光]

夏天真是太热了。

太阳像个火球，成天在头顶上烤，门前的树全耷拉着叶子，一副无精打采的模样。好不容易盼来一丝风，还是热烘烘的。

在这样的日子里，林子里的居民全都懒得动弹，因为一动弹就冒汗，全身粘糊糊的，难受死了。

林子里再也没有了往日的欢声笑语，只有知了在树上拼命叫：“热啊!热啊!”

笨狼本来想安安心心睡个午觉，但知了的叫声吵得他睡不着。他走出家门，想对知了说声：“请你别叫了!”可是一张嘴，就吼出一句：“闭上你的臭嘴吧!”

这话一出口，连笨狼自己都吓了一跳。笨狼平时是很懂礼貌的。

唉，只能怪这天气弄得笨狼头脑发热，心情烦躁，说不出好话来。

知了的心里也正窝火，他觉得笨狼的房子盖得不是地方，挡不住太阳却挡住了风。他正打算把家搬到另一棵树上去，一听笨狼这话，得，这家不搬了，索性还把兄弟姐妹三姑六婆全都叫来，齐声高唱：“热啊，热啊，太热啊!”

笨狼只好捂紧耳朵赶快跑。

笨狼跑到棕熊的商店，一口气吃了六客冰淇淋，才觉得脑袋不那么热，心里不那么烦了。

笨狼决定要好好想个办法，帮助大家快快乐乐地过完夏天。

商店里挂着一种白汗衫，胸前印着一片浅蓝色的湖水，湖上飘着几个英文字母――COOL。

“那是什么么意思?”笨狼问。

棕熊找出一本字典，对着上面的字母一个个地查：“那意思是说：凉快。”

“我猜就该是这个意思，看上去怪舒服的。怪不得鸭子、天鹅他们整天泡在湖里，只苦了我们这些不会游水的动物……哦，有办法了，你这店里的衣服我全要了，你还得做一些小尺寸的。”笨狼说。

第二天，除了那些会游水的动物之外，森林里的其它动物都穿上了那种胸前印有COOL字样的汗衫，“我保证你们会凉快的，你想想啊，鸭子只在湖里游一游，就说凉快得不得了，我们都把湖水抱在怀里了，能不凉快?”笨狼一边给大家发衣服，一边说。

可是，大家穿上衣服，不仅没能感到丝毫凉快，汗反而冒得更快了，不一会儿，衣服全湿透了。

“笨狼，你瞧瞧，咱们的怀里真抱着一片湖水了。”聪明兔一边脱掉直往下淌水的衣服，一边笑着说。

笨狼也把他的“湖水”脱了，说道：“这衣服可能对咱们没用，但对知了们有用，你听，一整天没再听到他们说热了。”

这话提醒了大家，啄木鸟连忙飞到知了们住的树上去看究竟：呀，不好，知了们全中暑了。

大家七手八脚，把知了们抬进青蛙大夫的诊所。

闯了这么大的祸，笨狼心里好难过。聪明兔安慰道：“夏天天气这么热，太阳光都把我们给烤糊涂了，没办法。”

真的没办法吗?笨狼不信。

回到家里，笨狼坐在地板上呆呆地想办法。想了许久，笨狼口渴了，站起身倒了一杯水。水有点烫，得放到冰箱里凉一凉。

笨狼打开冰箱，突然脑子里冒出一个天才的主意。

对，把太阳光冰冻起来，就这么办。

笨狼拎着一个大脸盆，冲出屋外，在阳光下舀一下，又冲进来，将脸盆里的东西倒进冰箱。

笨狼一趟又一趟地跑，越干越欢。

一会儿天就黑了，笨狼高兴地想：“太阳光不多嘛，我一会儿就舀完了。”

第二天，天还没亮，笨狼就起床了。因为他想，太阳光都放进冰箱里了，要是不早点舀出去，森林里就没有白天了。

笨狼又打开冰箱，拎着脸盆，一趟趟地往外面运太阳光。一直到天完全亮，笨狼才停下来。因为他想，天亮了，就证明阳光都运出去了。

刚好是个雨天。天亮了不久，雨就淅淅沥沥地下了。

笨狼穿上套鞋，撑着雨伞，挨家挨户去敲门：

“聪明兔，快起来，今天好凉快!”

“棕熊，快起来，今天好凉快!”

……

“是呀，好凉快呀，笨狼，你看，还下雨了呢!”大家都高兴地说。

笨狼想：你们弄错了，才不是雨呢，是冰冻太阳光在融化呢，就像平时你们看见冰棍慢慢融化一样。但是笨狼什么也没有说出来，他可不是那种做了好事就大声嚷嚷的家伙……笨狼心里甜滋滋的，眼睛笑得眯成了一条线。

[饮水要思源]

蒙蒙是个喜欢问问题的孩子，一天放学回家，蒙蒙问妈妈：“妈妈，什么叫‘饮水要思源’啊?”

妈妈想了想说：“就是喝水的时候要想到水的源流，不忘其本。”

蒙蒙又问：“哦，能比喻一下吗?”

妈妈想到蒙蒙这几天爱挑食，不爱吃肉，就说：“你平时只爱吃青菜，不爱吃肉，就应该想到农民伯伯养牲畜有多么辛苦，这就叫‘饮水要思源’，懂了吗?”

没想到蒙蒙嘟囔着嘴说：“可是妈妈，既然你说饮水要思源，我一想到那些肉要从动物们的身上割下来，那多可怜啊，那些动物多痛啊，就不想吃肉了。这样的饮水思源，您不觉得太残忍了吗?”

[南瓜城堡里的老鼠]

“哈哈，这么大的南瓜，我要把它当成我的城堡，任何人也攻不进去的城堡。”

那只穿着黑色皮夹克、戴着红色博士帽、腰间别着一把玩具手枪的小老鼠波克，在找到了个大南瓜之后，它似乎感觉到，自己已经是城堡里尊贵的主人了。

波克花了三天三夜的时间，才在南瓜上开了一扇它刚好可以进出的门。波克拿出它在一个小男孩子那里抢来的一双臭鞋子，在南瓜城堡的门上比试着，最后，决定用其中的一只臭袜子做一道门帘。它故意退后几步，欣赏着它的门帘：“啊!多么美丽的门帘啊!我的南瓜城堡，因为了袜子做的门帘而更加漂亮!”

波克住进了南瓜城堡，它把城堡里那些黄灿灿的南瓜籽儿，统统装进了另一只臭袜子里。波克掂了掂那袋南瓜籽儿，自言自语地说：“这肯定是城堡里最好的宝贝了!”

“我亲眼看见那个南瓜里有一只老鼠咧!”一个小男孩儿对他身边的小女孩儿说，“我们过去看看吧!”

“天啊!可不能让他们靠近我的城堡呀!”波克在南瓜城堡里尖叫起来，“我得拿出我的武器对付他们。”

波克从臭袜子里拿出一颗金灿灿的南瓜籽儿，装进玩具手枪，瞄准了那个走在前面的小男孩儿——呵!装南瓜籽儿的臭袜子就是他的!

“预备——发射!”

可是，当南瓜籽儿击中小男孩儿的时候，它变成了一块巧克力。小男孩捡起那块巧克力，放在嘴里，尝了尝，露出了甜甜的笑脸：“呵!好甜好香!”

“哈哈哈!臭袜子里的南瓜籽儿，居然还会变成香甜的巧克力!”波克在南瓜城堡里笑破了肚子。

“我也要巧克力!”小女孩说着，又向南瓜城堡走来。

波克赶紧又把两颗南瓜籽儿装进玩具手枪，瞄准了小女孩。

“预备——发射!”

当南瓜籽儿击中小女孩儿的头发的时候，居然变成了两只漂亮的蝴蝶结。小女孩儿高兴地把蝴蝶结扎她的羊角辫上，乐呵呵地问小男孩儿：“我是不是更漂亮了?”

小男孩儿傻傻地点点头，说：“真的很漂亮!”

南瓜城堡里住着一只小老鼠，里面还能飞出美味儿的巧克力和漂亮的蝴蝶结的消息，很快就传开了。林子里那个坏坏的女巫听说了这件事，“嘿嘿”地怪笑着说：“我要揪出那个小家伙!我要做南瓜城堡的主人!”

女巫要攻打南瓜城堡的消息，很快乐就被波克知道了。波克在南瓜城堡上挖了一个瞭望口，还不知道从哪里弄来了一个望远镜，整天望啊望啊，就是不知道女巫什么时候来。

“嘿嘿!嘿嘿!”女巫终于怪笑着来了，“用臭袜子做门帘，还配做南瓜城堡的主人?”

波克在望远镜里看到了女巫，它赶紧把南瓜籽儿装进了玩具手枪里。

“预备——发射!”

“哎哟——”南瓜籽儿击中了女巫的鼻子。顿时，女巫的鼻子就瘪了下去。

“预备——发射!”

“哎哟——”南瓜籽儿击中了女巫的嘴巴。顿时，女巫的嘴巴就歪到了耳朵根上。

……

在波克的南瓜籽儿的猛烈攻击下，女巫的一只耳朵没了、三颗牙齿掉了、一缕头发掉了……女巫狼狈不堪“哇哇”大叫着跑了。

从此后，从南瓜城堡里，时而飞出一个泡泡糖，时而飞出把小花伞，时而飞出一块香面包……

只是，除了波克，谁也不知道那些东西是南瓜籽儿变的，谁也不知道那些南瓜籽儿，却是用一只臭袜子装着的。