英语幽默故事比赛英语作文（热门20篇）

——穷人和富人的区别在哪，看完你明白一切

有个穷人，因为吃不饱穿不暖，而在佛祖面前痛哭流涕，诉说生活的艰苦，天天干活累的半死却挣不来几个钱。

哭了半晌他突然开始埋怨道："这个社会太不公平了，为什么富人天天悠闲自在，而穷人就应该天天吃苦受累？"

佛祖微笑的问："要怎样你才觉得公平哪？"

穷人急忙说道："要让富人和我一样穷，干一样的活，如果富人还是富人我就不再埋怨了。"

佛祖点头道："好吧！"说完佛祖把一位富人变成了和穷人一样穷的人。

并给了他们一家一座山，每天挖出来的煤当天可以卖掉买食物，限期一个月之内挖光煤山

穷人和富人一起开挖，穷人平常干惯了粗活，挖煤这活对他就是小菜一碟，很快他挖了一车煤，拉去集市上卖了钱，用这些钱他全买了好吃的，拿回家给老婆孩子解馋。

富人平时没干过重活，挖一会停一会，还累的满头大汗。到了傍晚才勉强挖了一车拉到集市上买，换来的钱他只买了几个硬馒头，其余的钱都留了起来。

第二天穷人早早起来开始挖煤，富人却去逛集市。不一会带回俩个穷人来，这两个穷人膀大腰圆，他们二话没说就开始给富人挖煤，而富人站在一边指手画脚的监督着。只一上午的功夫富人就指挥两个穷人挖出了几车煤去，富人把煤卖了又雇了几个苦力，一天下来，他除了给工人开工钱，剩下的钱还比穷人赚的钱多几倍。

一个月很快过去了，穷人只挖了煤山的一角，每天赚来的钱都买了好吃好喝，基本没有剩余。而富人早就指挥工人挖光了煤山，赚了不少的钱，他用这些钱投资做起了买卖，很快又成了富人。

结果可想而知，穷人再也不抱怨了。

这天，有个年轻的环卫女工，正在清扫一个高档小区旁的林荫小路。突然，一辆路虎牌越野车缓缓开过，从车里扔出一团脏兮兮的纸巾，不偏不倚，正好打在那姑娘的脸上，姑娘立刻捡起纸团，手持扫帚，站在马路中央，对着路虎喝道：“站住——”

路虎被迫停下，开车的是个光头小伙子，他走下车来，满不在乎地嚷嚷着，还冷不防地推了姑娘一下，姑娘沒有防备，被推了一个趔趄，手中的那团纸巾脱手而出，正好落在一辆停在路边的宾利车上，姑娘顿时瞪大了眼，说：“好啊，你把我的车弄脏了，赶快给我擦干净，不然我不会放过你的！”

光头小伙子仰天大笑：“哈哈，你吹牛也不早早把词想好，如果这辆宾利是你的，我就用嘴巴给你舔干净了！”

姑娘瞪圆了眼：“此话当真？”

光头小伙子斩钉截铁：“绝无二话！”话音未落，只见姑娘从口袋里掏出钥匙，对着宾利车“滴”的一声，车门开了，她走过去，从车里拿出驾驶证和行驶证，“啪”地拍在宾利车的发动机盖子上，说：“你自己看吧！”

光头小伙子走上前去，翻来覆去地查看着证件，结结巴巴地说：“这……这车真是你的？”

一位围观的老大爷说：“孩子，你可别小看这些扫大街的姑娘，她们可是货真价实的土豪，这一地区动迁的时候，她们家里拿到的补偿款，最少的都上千万啊，路边这一排豪车，都是她们的……”

光头小伙子一眼望去，宾利、迈巴赫、法拉利，还有一辆兰博基尼，他垂头丧气地说：“得，今天我遇上真土豪了……”

课堂上发生的许许多多故事，是五彩缤纷的，又是多姿多彩的。有的令人捧腹大笑，有的让人着急万分，也有让人啼笑皆非的。

我们班的好几个老师都十分课堂上发生的许许多多的故事，五彩缤纷，多姿多彩。有的令人捧腹大笑，有的让人着急万分，还有使人啼笑皆非的。

我们班的好几个老师都十分幽默，但又十分尽责，我一看到他们，就会想起他们给我们的上课时的故事。

在一节数学课上，周 同学正在和周 同学说话。瞧!他们两个样：一个是眉飞色舞，一个是满嘴唾沫。单单从这一点，大家就能看出他们说得有多带劲了吧!但不巧的是，他们俩说的话被数学老师听到了，数学老师的脸，由晴转阴。这时，他们感到了一丝的不对劲，他们俩赶紧打住话头，但早已“回天之术”了。数学老师走到他们俩的面前，前后经过了一分钟的“审讯”，数学老师再次刷新了“审讯”的最长记录。

在英语课上，朱同学像小猪一样趴在桌上，甜甜地睡着觉。他的呼噜声传进了英语老师的耳朵，这时英语老师慢慢地走到朱同学的桌子前，全班同学立刻屏住了呼吸，注视着英语老师。只见她叫醒了这个同学，让他回答一个问题。因为他是在睡中被叫醒的，当然不知道老师说什么，也就回答错误了。可出人意料的，老师居然说他回答对的，正当我们瞪大眼睛看着老师时，老师又补充了一句：“这样吧，为了嘉奖你，下课后来我办公室一下，再叫你的父母打个电话给我。好了，你坐下吧!”全班同学哄堂大笑，而朱同学却还在那儿傻傻地摸着自己的脑袋瓜……

在一节语文课上，“胖子” 同学正在那儿玩游戏卡，还叫同桌的女同学帮他看着，如果老师来了，就提醒他。不料这些话被精明的语文老师早已听得一清二楚。语文老师悄悄地走到该同学的桌旁，他的同桌刚想提醒，被语文老师制止了。老师走过去，轻轻地拍了拍他的背。可 同学说：“别动哪， !”此时，全班同学捧腹大笑，他这才看了看后面，看见了语文老师，惊呆了，后面的结果，大家也可想而知了!

这些幽默故事给枯燥的课程注入了一些生机，我真希望以后老师上课能一直保持幽默，让我们爱上课堂!

The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for him. It was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had bred. The intellectual whispered with a grave face, "What I wouldnt give to catch it!"

火鸡腿的热销让一名家禽饲养员想研究培育出一个有更多条腿的火鸡品种，从而可以获利更多。许多年后，他终于成功培育出一只有六条腿的火鸡!他成功的新闻被媒体获悉，到访的记者们询问他这只火鸡的味道如何。这名智者一脸严肃地低声说道：“我倒是想告诉你呢，但是我压根抓不住啊!”

The Board Meeting had come to an end. Bob started to stand up and jostled the table, spilling his coffee over his notes. "How embarrassing. I am getting so clumsy in my old age."

The Board Meeting had come to an end. Bob started to stand up and jostled the table, spilling his coffee over his notes. "How embarrassing. I am getting so clumsy in my old age."

Everyone had a good laugh, and soon we were all telling stories of our most embarrassing moments. It came around to Frank who sat quietly listening to the others. Someone said, "Come on, Frank. Tell us your most embarrassing moment."

Frank laughed and began to tell us of his childhood. "I grew up in San Pedro. My Dad was a fisherman, and he loved the sea. He had his own boat, but it was hard making a living on the sea. He worked hard and would stay out until he caught enough to feed the family. Not just enough for our family, but also for his Mom and Dad and the other kids that were still at home."

Frank laughed and began to tell us of his childhood. "I grew up in San Pedro. My Dad was a fisherman, and he loved the sea. He had his own boat, but it was hard making a living on the sea. He worked hard and would stay out until he caught enough to feed the family. Not just enough for our family, but also for his Mom and Dad and the other kids that were still at home."

[英语哲理故事有哪些

一只小象出门旅行，在路上碰到啦同样旅行的小猪。小象看着小猪，忍不住哈哈大笑着说：你的鼻子那么短，真是太好笑啦，太差劲啦，哈哈。小猪反驳道：笑个P啊，你鼻子那么长，就象脸上长个J8似的，还笑呢。两个小家伙互相嘲笑着前行，继续他们的旅行路程。

他们来到啦一颗苹果树前，又红又大的苹果挂满啦树冠膨大的苹果树。两只小家伙不禁口水横流，垂涎三尺。小象来到树下，用他的长鼻子轻松地将苹果击落下来。于是两只小家伙开开心心地吃起来。小猪边吃边说：原来你的鼻子也不是那么讨厌嘛，嘿嘿。

吃完苹果，他们继续前行。走着走着，他们来到啦一块番薯地。小猪说：看我的。说完，小猪用他的鼻子去拱地，拱啊拱啊，把埋在地下的番薯都拱啦出来。于是两只小家伙开开心心地吃起来。小象边吃边说：原来你的鼻子也不是那么差劲嘛，哈哈。

【哲理】不要总以为自己的才是最好的，不要总看到别人的缺点，要学会看到别人的优点，取长补短，学为己用。不要以为长的就是好的，有时候短的也不错哦。长的有充实感，短的有灵活性，各有各的好嘛。各位女性朋友，你们懂的.......

前不久，德国一家电视台提出高薪，征集“十秒钟惊险镜头”活动。许多新闻工作者为此趋之若鹜，征集活动一时成为人们关注的焦点。在诸多参赛作品，一个名叫“卧倒”的镜头以绝对的优势夺得了冠军。 拍摄这10秒钟镜头的作者是一位名不见经传刚刚踏入工作岗位的年轻人，对于这个作品，每个人都渴望一睹为快。 几个星期以后，获奖作品在电视的强档栏目中播出。

那天晚上，大部分人都坐在电视前边观看了这组镜头，最初是等待、好奇或者议论纷纷， 10秒钟后，每一双眼睛里都是泪水。 可以毫不夸张地说，德国在那10秒钟后足足肃静了10分钟。

镜头是这样的： 在一个火车站，一个扳道工正走向自己的岗位，去为一队徐徐而来的火车扳动道岔。这时在铁轨的另一头，还有一列火车从相反的方向近车站。假如他不及时扳岔，两列火车必定相撞。

这时，他无意中回过头一看，发现自己的儿子正在铁轨那一端玩耍，而那列开始进站的火车就行驶在这条铁轨上。是抢救儿子，还是扳道避免一场灾难──他可以选择的时间太少了。那一刻，他威严地朝儿子喊了声“卧倒！” 同，冲过去扳动了道岔。 一眨眼的工夫，这列火车进入了预定的轨道。 那一边，火车也呼啸而过。 车上的旅客丝毫不知道，他们的生命曾经千钧一发，他们也丝毫不知道，一个小生命卧倒在铁轨边上──火车在轰鸣着驶过孩子丝毫未伤。那一幕刚好被一个从此经过的记者摄入镜头中。 人们猜测，那个扳道工一定是一个非常优秀的人。

后来，人们才渐渐知道，那个扳道工是一个普普通通的人。 他唯一的优点是忠于职守，没误工过一秒钟。而更让人意想不到的是，他的儿子是一个弱智儿童。

他告诉记者，他曾一遍一遍地告诉儿子说：“你长大后能干的工作太少了，你必须有一样是出色的。” 儿子听不懂父亲的话，依然傻呼呼的，但在生命攸关的那一秒钟，他却“卧倒 ”了── 这就是他在跟父亲玩打仗游戏时，唯一听懂，并做得最出色的动作。

海伦用顽强的毅力克服生理缺陷所造成的精神痛苦。她热爱生活，会骑马、滑雪、下棋，还喜欢戏剧演出，喜爱参观博物馆和名胜古迹，并从中得到知识。她21岁时，和老师合作发表了她的处女作《我生活的故事》。在以后的60多年中她共写下了14部著作。以下是海伦凯勒的英语故事，欢迎阅读。

Helen Keller is an American blind and deaf writer and handicapped educator. Born on June 27, 1880 in northern Alabama, a town called taskama biya. She lost her sight and hearing in nineteen months, and then she lost her language skills. In this dark and lonely world, however, she learned to read and speak for her mentor, Anne Sullivan, and began to communicate with others. He graduated from Radcliffe college with honors and became a famous writer and educator with five languages of English, French, German, Latin and Greek. She travels through the United States and around the world, raising money for blind schools and dedicating her life to the blind welfare and the education career. She has won praise from all over the world and has been honoured by many national governments. The main works have "if give me three days light", "my life", "my teacher" etc. Helen Keller wrote 14 books in her life.

Helen Keller became blind and deaf as a child, but she went through college with great difficulty. She has written more than a dozen works in her life, while working to save children, protect womens rights and fight for racial equality. He was awarded the presidential medal of freedom in 1964.

She groped her way up in the dark. At the age of seven, the family hired a tutor for her, the teacher who influenced Helens life. Sullivan was almost blind as a child and understood the pain of loss of light. Under the guidance of her hard work, Helen learned to learn sign language by hand touch, she learned to read by touch, then she touched others lips and finally learned to speak.

Miss Sullivan, in order to bring Helen to nature, let her roll on the grass, run and jump in the fields, sow seeds in the fields, and climb trees to eat. Take her to touch the newborn pig, also to the river to play water. Under the care of her teacher, Helen overcame blindness and deafness and completed her college education.

Helen was very sad when she left the world in 1936 with her teacher for fifty years. Helen knew that without the love of her teacher, she would not have been today, determined to carry forward the love that the teacher gave her. So Helen traveled all over the United States in large and small cities, traveling around the world, working for people with disabilities, and working for those who were unhappy.

In 1968, Helen died at the age of 89, and she devoted all her life to the service of disabled people throughout the world. She wrote a lot of books and her story was made into a movie. Miss Sullivan gave her the most precious love, and she spread love to all the unfortunate people, giving them light and hope.

After her death, her strong will and outstanding contribution touched the whole world, and people everywhere celebrated her activities

"If give me three days light" is Helen Kellers prose masterpiece, she with a waist weak womans point of view, warned able-bodied people should cherish life, cherish the creator of all things. In addition, my life story, which is included in this book, is Helen Kellers autobiographical work, which is honored as "the greatest masterpiece in world literature history".

March 3, 1887, it was a very important day for Helen. On this day, she was brought in by a teacher, miss Anne Sullivan. Annie taught her to write and sign language. "No one can imagine how surprised and happy I am," said Mr. Yannagno of the boggins blind school, when he read a letter of the French letter with a look of surprise. For I believe in her ability, but also difficult to believe that her 3 months of learning is such good results, in the United States, other people to achieve this level, have to spend time in a year." Helen was nine years old

In the summer of 1894, Helen attended the American association for the advancement of deaf people, and was arranged to attend the school of the deaf in New York City, studying mathematics, nature, French, and German. Within a few months she could converse freely in German; In less than a year, she had finished her German work, William tell. Teachers who teach French do not understand sign language and have to be dictated. In spite of this, Helen soon mastered French and read the novel "the forced doctor" twice. During her time in New York, Helen got to know many friends of the literary world. Mark Twain read her wonderful short stories for her, and they established a sincere friendship. In her quiet home on the Merrimac river, Dr. Holmes read the poems of rouse bean, and when she read the last two pages, holmes placed a statue of a slave in her hand. "She was the emancipator of your mind," holmes told Helen. The doctor was referring to miss Anne. Helens heart was filled with excitement, the worlds beautiful thoughts, deep love, and solid pursuit, all like spring seeds deeply implanted in the heart. Helen confidently said, "Im going to college someday! Im going to harvard!" The day finally came. Harvard Universitys Radcliffe womens college has arranged her entrance exams in a special way. She used her hand to touch the raised braille, and then answered the question with a typewriter. Nine hours before and after, all subjects passed, English and German were the best grades, Helen started college with a keen heart.

In June 1904, Helen graduated from Radcliffe with honors. Two years later, she was appointed chairman of the Massachusetts blind committee and began a social work for the blind. She received the visiting blind people every day, and returned the same letters. Later on, she toured the country, traveling for the promotion of blind blind education plans and treatment plans. By 1921, the American foundation for the blind was finally founded. Helen, one of the groups leaders, has been working hard to strengthen the foundations work. In her busy work, she never put down her pen and finished 14 books successively. "The story of my life", "the song of the stone wall" "out of the dark," "optimism" and so on, all have a worldwide impact. Helens last work was the teacher, she has to collect the book notes and letters of 20 years, and all this and three-quarters of the manuscripts were burned in a fire, burn and braille library, along with their exquisite craft gifts from all over the world. If another person might be disheartened, but Helen felt more determined to finish it, and she sat quietly before the typewriter, and began to trudge again and again. Ten years later, Helen finished her book. She was relieved that the book was a gift to her teacher, and the teacher Anne was very proud of it.

On November 15, 1956, erect perkins the blind school in the United States on a plaque at the entrance of the curtain, with trembling hands, unveiled by Helen, it read: Helen Keller and Anne Su Liwen · wheat west. This is not a common plaque, but for those who have written a prominent chapter in the history of human civilization. Indeed, Helen has dedicated her life to the welfare of the blind and the cause of the education, which has earned the respect of people all over the world, and the United Nations has launched the "Helen Keller" world campaign. On June 1, 1968, Helen Keller, a deaf and blind scholar, writer, educator, who wrote the history of human civilization, passed away in flowers. However, her indomitable fighting spirit, her legendary life, but always in the history, just as the famous writer Mark Twain said: "in the 19th century appeared two great figures, one is napoleon, one is Helen Keller."

海伦·凯勒是美国盲聋哑女作家和残障教育家。1880年6月27日出生于亚拉巴马州北部一个叫塔斯喀姆比亚的城镇。她在19个月的时候因猩红热夺去了她的视力和听力，接着，她又丧失了语言表达能力。然而就在这黑暗而又寂寞的世界里，她因为她的导师安妮·沙利文的努力，使她学会读书和说话，并开始和其他人沟通。而且以优异的成绩毕业于美国拉德克利夫学院，成为一个学识渊博，掌握英、法、德、拉丁、希腊五种文字的著名作家和教育家。她走遍美国和世界各地，为盲人学校募集资金，把自己的一生献给了盲人福利和教育事业。她赢得了世界各国人民的赞扬，并得到许多国家政府的嘉奖。主要作品有《假如给我三天光明》、《我的生活》、《我的老师》等。海伦·凯勒一生一共写了14部著作。

海伦·凯勒自幼因病成为盲聋哑人，但她自强不息，克服巨大困难读完大学。一生写了十几部作品，同时致力于救助伤残儿童，保护妇女权益和争取种族平等的社会活动。1964年获得总统自由勋章。

她在黑暗中摸索着长大。七岁那一年，家里为她请了一位家庭教师，也就是影响海伦一生的沙利文老师。沙利文在小时候眼睛也差点失明，了解失去光明的痛苦。在她辛苦的指导下，海伦用手触摸学会手语，摸点字卡学会了读书，后来用手摸别人的嘴唇，终于学会说话了。

沙利文老师为了让海伦接近大自然，让她在草地上打滚，在田野跑跑跳跳，在地里埋下种子，爬到树上吃饭;还带她去摸一摸刚出生的小猪，也到河边去玩水。海伦在老师爱的关怀下，竟然克服失明与失聪的障碍，完成了大学学业。

1936年，和她朝夕相处五十年的老师离开人间，海伦非常的伤心。海伦知道，如果没有老师的爱，就没有今天的她，决心要把老师给她的爱发扬光大。于是，海伦跑遍美国大大小小的城市，周游世界，为残障的人到处奔走，全心全力为那些不幸的人服务。

1968年，海伦89岁去世，她把所有终生致力服务残障人士的事迹，传遍全世界。她写了很多书，她的故事还拍成了电影。沙利文老师把最珍贵的爱给了她，她又把爱散播给所有不幸的人，带给他们光明和希望。

死后，因为她坚强的意志和卓越的贡献感动了全世界.并且各地人民都开展了纪念她的活动

《假如给我三天光明》是海伦·凯勒的散文代表作，她以一个身残志坚的柔弱女子的视角，告诫身体健全的人们应珍惜生命，珍惜造物主赐予的一切。此外，本书中收录的《我的人生故事》是海伦·凯勒的本自传性作品，被誉为“世界文学史上无与伦比的杰作”。

1887年3月3日，对海伦来说这是个极重要的日子。这一天，家里为她请来了一位教师——安妮·沙莉文小姐。安妮教会她写字、手语。当波金斯盲人学校的亚纳格诺先生以惊讶的神情读到一封海伦完整地道的法文信后，这样写道：“谁也难以想象我是多么地惊奇和喜悦。对于她的能力我素来深信不疑，可也难以相信，她3个月的学习就取得这么好的成绩，在美国，别的人要达到这程度，就得花一年工夫。”这时，海伦才9岁

1894年夏天，海伦出席了美国聋人语言教学促进会，并被安排到纽约赫马森聋人学校上学，学习数学、自然、法语、德语。没过几个月，她便可以自如地用德语交谈;不到一年，她便读完了德文作品《威廉·退尔》。教法语的教师不懂手语字母，不得不进行口授;尽管这样，海伦还是很快掌握了法语，并把小说《被强迫的医生》读了两遍。在纽约期间，海伦结识了文学界的许多朋友。马克·吐温为她朗读自己的精彩短篇小说，他们建立了真挚友谊。霍姆斯博士在梅里迈克河边幽静的家里为她读《劳斯·豆》诗集，当读到最后两页时，霍姆斯把一个奴隶塑像放在她手中。这个蹲着的奴隶身上的锁链正好掉落下来，霍姆斯对海伦说：“她是你思想的解放者。”博士指的是安妮小姐。海伦的心中一阵激动，人世间美好的思想情操，隽永深沉的爱心，以及踏踏实实的追求，都像春天的种子深深植入心田。海伦从小便自信地说：“有朝一日，我要上大学读书!我要去哈佛大学!”这一天终于来了。哈佛大学拉德克利夫女子学院以特殊方式安排她入学考试。只见她用手在凸起的盲文上熟练地摸来摸去，然后用打字机回答问题。前后9个小时，各科全部通过，英文和德文还得了优等成绩，海伦怀着热切的心情开始了大学生活。

1904年6月，海伦以优异的成绩从拉德克里夫学院毕业。两年后，她被任命为麻萨诸塞州盲人委员会主席，开始了为盲人服务的社会工作。她每天都接待来访的盲人，还要回复雪片一样飞来的信件。后来，她又在全美巡回演讲，为促进实施聋盲人教育计划和治疗计划而奔波。到了1921年，终于成立了美国盲人基金会民间组织。海伦是这个组织的领导人之一，她一直为加强基金会的工作而努力。在繁忙的工作中，她始终没有放下手中的笔，先后完成了14部著作。《我生活的故事》《石墙之歌》《走出黑暗》《乐观》等，都产生了世界范围的影响。海伦的最后一部作品是《老师》，她曾为这本书搜集了20年的笔记和信件，而这一切和四分之三的文稿却都在一场火灾中烧毁，连同它们一起烧掉的还有布莱叶文图书室、各国赠送的精巧工艺礼品。如果换一个人也许心灰意冷，可海伦痛定思痛，更加坚定了完成它的决心，她不声不响地坐到了打字机前，开始了又一次艰难的跋涉。10年之后，海伦完成了书稿。她很欣慰，这本书是献给安妮老师的一份厚礼，老师安妮也为此而感到无比骄傲。

1956年11月15日，竖立在美国波金斯盲童学校入口处的一块匾额上的幕布，由海伦用颤抖的手揭开了，上面写着：纪念海伦·凯勒和安妮·苏莉文·麦西。这不是一块普通的匾额，而是为那些在人类文明史上写下了突出篇章的人们所设立的。的确，海伦把一生献给了盲人福利和教育事业，赢得了全世界人民的尊敬，联合国还曾发起“海伦·凯勒”世界运动。1968年6月1日，海伦·凯勒——这位谱写出人类文明史上辉煌生命赞歌的聋哑盲学者、作家、教育家，在鲜花包围中告别了人世。然而，她那不屈不挠的奋斗精神，她那带有传奇色彩的一生，却永远载入了史册，正如著名作家马克·吐温所言：“19世纪出现了两个了不起的人物，一个是拿破仑，一个就是海伦·凯勒。”

今天，林市天豪大酒店有一对新人结婚，宴席完毕，新郎阿刚和新娘小玉被大伙簇拥着进了宾馆里订好的豪华套间——洞房。这帮小伙、姑娘闹洞房的游戏层出不穷，小玉嫌身上的挎包碍事，就把包放在了桌子上。阿发的眼睛一亮，开始有目的地往桌子那边靠。

阿发何许人？小偷是也。他通常趁闹洞房的时候下手，那时大家闹得乱哄哄的，新郎新娘和闹洞房的宾客早已喝得迷迷糊糊，哪有人注意他的举动呢。可惜平城最近风声太紧，报纸上悬赏五万元抓捕洞房大盗的通缉令让他胆战心惊，因此他转战到了这千里之外的林市。

现在，阿发正一步一步靠近放有红色坤包的桌子，还有两米，一米，半米，阿发不由自主兴奋起来，只要一伸手那包就到手了。突然，阿发的手被拦在了半空中，一个戴眼镜的小伙子挤过阿发将手伸向了桌子，拿起了一个空啤酒瓶子，要让新人“舔筷子”。大伙一起哄，阿发又被挤远了。

阿发稳了稳心神，继续向目标靠近。这时，新郎和新娘好不容易把筷子舔了出来，大伙兴致更高了，一个小伙子又拿出一个装满面粉的大托盘，说里面藏了个糖果，要求新郎新娘采取吹面粉的方式把糖果找出来，看到新郎新娘满脸面粉，大伙乐不可支，阿发也终于如愿把那个包藏进了自己的怀里，正准备借机开溜。

这时，闹洞房到了最后一个环节——“新娘分糖”。新娘要顺时针方向点人数，“一二三”“一二三”，每点到“三”的那位才可以拿一包喜糖，拿了糖以后便可以离开。阿发颇不情愿地加入人圈，新娘小玉轻启朱唇，开始数数，人一个一个离开，阿发有些按捺不住了，可是新娘小玉每次数到他这儿偏偏不是一就是二，眼看洞房里剩的人越来越少，阿发反而不紧张了，心想最后只剩新郎和我才好哩，即使一会东窗事发自己也能轻松对付。

点来点去，洞房里只剩下一对新人和阿发，新郎阿刚笑眯眯地问，先生，你是阿玉的朋友？这一问出乎阿发的意料，他随口就答了句不是，还没等他想好怎么补救，阿刚又说，你这夹克穿着舒服吧？我那手机你也卖了个好价钱吧？

阿发纳闷，仔细一看，糟了，真是冤家路窄！刚来林市时，阿发买夹克把服装店老板的手机给顺走了。这新郎不是那店主是哪个？不同的是没有了那两撇小黑胡。自从进来就一直想着怎么偷包，压根没仔细看过新郎，此时既然已经说破也没什么好隐瞒的了，阿发凶相毕露，恶狠狠地说，告诉你们，哥们是道上混的，识相的老实点，否则我让你们喜事变丧事！

意外的是新娘阿玉竟一派悠然地走向阿发，阿发此时拿出事先藏好的匕首对着阿玉比划：“站住，否则你的小脸蛋就别想要了！”阿发刚进洞房的时候，阿刚就认出了阿发。但为了不伤害到宾客，只是悄悄地告诉了新娘阿玉。阿发更没料到的是新娘阿玉是位跆拳道高手，就这样阿发鼻青脸肿地被押进了派出所。

几天后，小两口意外地得到了一个大大的红包——平城抓捕洞房大盗的五万元奖金。

The Blacksmith And Dog

Those who will not work deserve to starve.

A Blacksmith had a little Dog, which used to sleep when his master was at work, but was very wide awake indeed when it was time for meals.

One day his master pretended to be disgusted at this, xiaogushi8.com and then he had thrown him a bone as usual, he said, “What on earth is the good of a lazy cur like you?”

When I am hammering away at my anvil, you just curl up and go to sleep: but no sooner do I stop for a mouthful of food than you wake up and wag your tail to be fed.

I like to watch movie so much, because I can learn a lot of things. Comedy

is my favorite type of movie. Every time when I watch it, I will laugh out

loudly. I find so much fun in comedy. It helps me to be humorous and make a lot

of friends. A humorous person is always favored by all, as he can bring

happiness.

【篇一】

A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.

Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”

So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”

一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是这只南瓜太大了，她没有办法把这么大的南瓜带回家。

突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来。她看着自行车，跳着说：“有了!我有办法了。我可以把南瓜滚回家去。南瓜好像车轮。

于是她把那瓜滚回家。当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候，很惊讶：“天啊!这么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它带回家来的?”小熊猫自豪地说;“我拎不动它，可是我能滚动它啊!”她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊!记住：只要你肯动脑筋，没有难办的事。

【篇二】

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich mans house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

A brave 9-year-old is recovering in hospital after he wrestled a 9-foot, 400lb alligator off him with his bare hands - and he now plans to make a necklace from a tooth doctors found embedded in a wound on his back.

佛罗里达州一名9岁的小男孩，在湖中游泳时，遭到一条长9英尺(约2.7米长)、重400磅(约180多公斤)的短吻鳄袭击，赤手与其搏斗之后，小男孩身上多处受伤，目前正在医院治疗中。医生从他背部的伤口里取出一颗短吻鳄的牙齿，小男孩表示想把它做成项链。

James Barney Jr, spoke calmly and eloquently about his ordeal from hospital, where he was tucked up in bed with a teddy bear by his side. He was covered in some 30 teeth marks, doctors said.

小男孩名叫小詹姆斯·巴尼，他在医院里平静、生动地讲述了自己与短吻鳄搏斗的经历，在他床边还放有一只泰迪熊。医生说，小詹姆斯全身有30多处牙印。

The little boy described how it was a hot day so he had parked his bike and jumped into Lake Tohopekaliga - a lake that people are forbidden to swim in - when he felt something brush against his leg.

小詹姆斯说那天特别热，于是他就把自行车停在一旁自己跳进了托霍普卡莱加湖，这个湖是禁止人们在里面游泳的，刚一进去他就感觉有东西擦到他的腿了。

It really amazed me what happened. At first, I thought someone was just playing with me, and I didnt know what happened, he told ABC.

“后来发生的事情真的让我大吃一惊。但开始的时候，我以为是有人在跟我闹着玩，我并不知道发生了什么事情。”他告诉广播公司(ABC)的记者。

I reached down to grab it, and I felt its jaw, I felt its teeth, and I didnt know what to do, so I immediately reacted and hit it a couple times. And I had enough strength to pry its jaw open. The child pulled the powerful jaws open long enough to slide out and swim to shore.

“我潜入水中抓住了它，摸到了它的下巴，摸到了它的牙齿，可不知道该怎么做，不过我立刻就反应过来了赶紧猛打了它几下，并使劲撑开了它的嘴巴。”小詹姆斯把它的嘴巴撑得足够大后赶紧退后并向岸边游去。

Witnesses say the boy surfaced, screaming that hed been bitten by an alligator. They immediately called 911.

目击者称小男孩浮出水面后尖叫着说自己被一只短吻鳄咬到了。于是他们立刻拨打911报警。

A man of the state of Zheng wanted to buy a pair of shoes.

从前，郑国有个人想买双鞋。

He measured his foot and put the measurement on a chair.

他量好了自己脚的尺码，把它放在了椅子上。

When he set out for the market,he forgot to bring it along.

可当他赶往市集时，却忘了带量好的尺码。

It was after he had found the pair he wanted that this occurred to him.

他要买鞋时，才想了起来。

"I forgot the measurement", said he.

他说：“我忘带尺码了。”

He went home to get it. But when he returned, the market had closed and he did not get his shoes after all.

他回家去取量好的尺码。等他赶回来时，市集已经关了，他还是没能买到鞋。

"Why didnt you try on the shoes with your feet?" He was asked.

有人问：“为什么不用你自己的脚去试一试鞋子呢?”

"Id rather trust the measurement than trust myself."

他说：“我宁愿相信尺码也不相信我自己的脚。”

小鹿和小猴是一对十分要好的朋友，可是有一天它俩吵架了，谁也不理谁，因为他们又在比本领了。猴子神气地说：“我的本领最高，我可以灵活地在树上爬上爬下，在树上摘果子，瞧瞧你，又笨又不灵活，又爬不上树，我比你棒!”“什么呀?我跑得快，一瞬间我就没影了，老虎想抓我也难呢!你，头脑简单，四肢发达，头大无脑，脑大生草。”小鹿顶嘴说。“那我们去比赛一下谁的本领大!”小猴说。

一开始，他们找到了松鼠妹妹，说明原因后，松鼠妹妹说：“你们比赛在树顶上摘一颗松果，最快的就胜利，1、2、3、开始!”话音刚落，小猴双脚向后一蹬，双手向上一爬，三两下就蹦到了树顶，疾眼快地摘下一颗最大的松果，再在树顶上挥动着松果大声说：“看到了吗，我赢了，耶!”可小鹿呢?只能在树下眼睁睁地看着冠军被抢走。

然后，他们又找到了马大哥，说明原因后，马大哥说：“你两比赛赛跑吧!1、2、3、开始!”话还没说完，小鹿放开四蹄，撒腿就跑!顿时烟尘滚滚，小鹿像只箭一样冲了过去并在终点大声说：“我到了赢了!”。可小猴蹦蹦跳跳地跑，慢的要死。

接着，他们又找到了熊大叔，说明原因后，熊大叔说：“你们谁先到小河对岸摘一个桃子回来，最快的就胜利，1、2、3、开始!”小鹿一下跑到了树下，可它可不会爬树啊，那就摘不到桃子，只能在树下看着桃子干瞪眼。而小猴呢，可没小鹿跑得快，也不会淌水过河，也在河边干瞪眼。正在两个都干着急时，小猴在河边大声喊：“小鹿，你回来，背我过河，我们一起摘桃!”小鹿想了想“对呀!我会过河，不会摘桃，小猴不会过河，会摘桃，合在一起就又会摘桃又会过河了!”于是回头跑过去，三两下就把小猴背过河跑到桃树下面，小猴双脚向后一蹬，双手向上一爬，“嗖”一下就蹦到了树顶，手疾眼快地摘下一颗最大的桃子。当他们俩把桃子送到熊大叔面前，熊大叔说：“看，你们两个一个会跑，一个会爬树，都有本领。但只有一起互相合作才能摘到大桃子。这就是团结的力量!”

小猴和小鹿恍然大悟，明白了一个道理，团结就是力量!一根筷子容易断，一把筷子不易断!

The bulging belly fox

A hungry Fox found in a hollow tree a quantity of bread and meat, which some shepherds had placed there against their return. Delighted with his find he slipped in through the narrow aperture and greedily devoured it all. But when he tried to get out again he found himself so swollen after his big meal that he could not squeeze through the hole, and fell to whining and groaning over his misfortune. Another Fox, happening to pass that way, came and asked him what the matter was; and, on learning the state of the case, said, “Well, my friend, I see nothing for it but for you to stay where you are till you shrink to your former size; you’ll get out then easily enough.”

胀肚的狐狸

饥饿的狐狸在一棵中空的树干中发现了一些牧羊人存留的面包和肉。高兴之余，他立即通过那狭窄的缝隙挤进去，贪婪的大吃起来。然而，当他吃饱之后，却发现自己的肚子胀鼓鼓的，即便费了九牛二虎之力，却怎么也钻不出那个洞来，便在树洞里唉声叹气。另一只狐狸恰巧经过那里，听到他的呻吟，便过去问他原因。听明白缘由后，那只狐狸便说道：“我的朋友，你就老老实实待在里边吧，等到恢复了钻进去之前的身材，你就能轻松地出来了。”

童话中丰富的想象和夸张可以活跃你的思维;那生动的形象、美妙的故事可以帮你认识社会、理解人生，引导你做一个通达事理、明辨是非的人。

[冰冻太阳光]

夏天真是太热了。

太阳像个火球，成天在头顶上烤，门前的树全耷拉着叶子，一副无精打采的模样。好不容易盼来一丝风，还是热烘烘的。

在这样的日子里，林子里的居民全都懒得动弹，因为一动弹就冒汗，全身粘糊糊的，难受死了。

林子里再也没有了往日的欢声笑语，只有知了在树上拼命叫：“热啊!热啊!”

笨狼本来想安安心心睡个午觉，但知了的叫声吵得他睡不着。他走出家门，想对知了说声：“请你别叫了!”可是一张嘴，就吼出一句：“闭上你的臭嘴吧!”

这话一出口，连笨狼自己都吓了一跳。笨狼平时是很懂礼貌的。

唉，只能怪这天气弄得笨狼头脑发热，心情烦躁，说不出好话来。

知了的心里也正窝火，他觉得笨狼的房子盖得不是地方，挡不住太阳却挡住了风。他正打算把家搬到另一棵树上去，一听笨狼这话，得，这家不搬了，索性还把兄弟姐妹三姑六婆全都叫来，齐声高唱：“热啊，热啊，太热啊!”

笨狼只好捂紧耳朵赶快跑。

笨狼跑到棕熊的商店，一口气吃了六客冰淇淋，才觉得脑袋不那么热，心里不那么烦了。

笨狼决定要好好想个办法，帮助大家快快乐乐地过完夏天。

商店里挂着一种白汗衫，胸前印着一片浅蓝色的湖水，湖上飘着几个英文字母――COOL。

“那是什么么意思?”笨狼问。

棕熊找出一本字典，对着上面的字母一个个地查：“那意思是说：凉快。”

“我猜就该是这个意思，看上去怪舒服的。怪不得鸭子、天鹅他们整天泡在湖里，只苦了我们这些不会游水的动物……哦，有办法了，你这店里的衣服我全要了，你还得做一些小尺寸的。”笨狼说。

第二天，除了那些会游水的动物之外，森林里的其它动物都穿上了那种胸前印有COOL字样的汗衫，“我保证你们会凉快的，你想想啊，鸭子只在湖里游一游，就说凉快得不得了，我们都把湖水抱在怀里了，能不凉快?”笨狼一边给大家发衣服，一边说。

可是，大家穿上衣服，不仅没能感到丝毫凉快，汗反而冒得更快了，不一会儿，衣服全湿透了。

“笨狼，你瞧瞧，咱们的怀里真抱着一片湖水了。”聪明兔一边脱掉直往下淌水的衣服，一边笑着说。

笨狼也把他的“湖水”脱了，说道：“这衣服可能对咱们没用，但对知了们有用，你听，一整天没再听到他们说热了。”

这话提醒了大家，啄木鸟连忙飞到知了们住的树上去看究竟：呀，不好，知了们全中暑了。

大家七手八脚，把知了们抬进青蛙大夫的诊所。

闯了这么大的祸，笨狼心里好难过。聪明兔安慰道：“夏天天气这么热，太阳光都把我们给烤糊涂了，没办法。”

真的没办法吗?笨狼不信。

回到家里，笨狼坐在地板上呆呆地想办法。想了许久，笨狼口渴了，站起身倒了一杯水。水有点烫，得放到冰箱里凉一凉。

笨狼打开冰箱，突然脑子里冒出一个天才的主意。

对，把太阳光冰冻起来，就这么办。

笨狼拎着一个大脸盆，冲出屋外，在阳光下舀一下，又冲进来，将脸盆里的东西倒进冰箱。

笨狼一趟又一趟地跑，越干越欢。

一会儿天就黑了，笨狼高兴地想：“太阳光不多嘛，我一会儿就舀完了。”

第二天，天还没亮，笨狼就起床了。因为他想，太阳光都放进冰箱里了，要是不早点舀出去，森林里就没有白天了。

笨狼又打开冰箱，拎着脸盆，一趟趟地往外面运太阳光。一直到天完全亮，笨狼才停下来。因为他想，天亮了，就证明阳光都运出去了。

刚好是个雨天。天亮了不久，雨就淅淅沥沥地下了。

笨狼穿上套鞋，撑着雨伞，挨家挨户去敲门：

“聪明兔，快起来，今天好凉快!”

“棕熊，快起来，今天好凉快!”

……

“是呀，好凉快呀，笨狼，你看，还下雨了呢!”大家都高兴地说。

笨狼想：你们弄错了，才不是雨呢，是冰冻太阳光在融化呢，就像平时你们看见冰棍慢慢融化一样。但是笨狼什么也没有说出来，他可不是那种做了好事就大声嚷嚷的家伙……笨狼心里甜滋滋的，眼睛笑得眯成了一条线。

[饮水要思源]

蒙蒙是个喜欢问问题的孩子，一天放学回家，蒙蒙问妈妈：“妈妈，什么叫‘饮水要思源’啊?”

妈妈想了想说：“就是喝水的时候要想到水的源流，不忘其本。”

蒙蒙又问：“哦，能比喻一下吗?”

妈妈想到蒙蒙这几天爱挑食，不爱吃肉，就说：“你平时只爱吃青菜，不爱吃肉，就应该想到农民伯伯养牲畜有多么辛苦，这就叫‘饮水要思源’，懂了吗?”

没想到蒙蒙嘟囔着嘴说：“可是妈妈，既然你说饮水要思源，我一想到那些肉要从动物们的身上割下来，那多可怜啊，那些动物多痛啊，就不想吃肉了。这样的饮水思源，您不觉得太残忍了吗?”

[南瓜城堡里的老鼠]

“哈哈，这么大的南瓜，我要把它当成我的城堡，任何人也攻不进去的城堡。”

那只穿着黑色皮夹克、戴着红色博士帽、腰间别着一把玩具手枪的小老鼠波克，在找到了个大南瓜之后，它似乎感觉到，自己已经是城堡里尊贵的主人了。

波克花了三天三夜的时间，才在南瓜上开了一扇它刚好可以进出的门。波克拿出它在一个小男孩子那里抢来的一双臭鞋子，在南瓜城堡的门上比试着，最后，决定用其中的一只臭袜子做一道门帘。它故意退后几步，欣赏着它的门帘：“啊!多么美丽的门帘啊!我的南瓜城堡，因为了袜子做的门帘而更加漂亮!”

波克住进了南瓜城堡，它把城堡里那些黄灿灿的南瓜籽儿，统统装进了另一只臭袜子里。波克掂了掂那袋南瓜籽儿，自言自语地说：“这肯定是城堡里最好的宝贝了!”

“我亲眼看见那个南瓜里有一只老鼠咧!”一个小男孩儿对他身边的小女孩儿说，“我们过去看看吧!”

“天啊!可不能让他们靠近我的城堡呀!”波克在南瓜城堡里尖叫起来，“我得拿出我的武器对付他们。”

波克从臭袜子里拿出一颗金灿灿的南瓜籽儿，装进玩具手枪，瞄准了那个走在前面的小男孩儿——呵!装南瓜籽儿的臭袜子就是他的!

“预备——发射!”

可是，当南瓜籽儿击中小男孩儿的时候，它变成了一块巧克力。小男孩捡起那块巧克力，放在嘴里，尝了尝，露出了甜甜的笑脸：“呵!好甜好香!”

“哈哈哈!臭袜子里的南瓜籽儿，居然还会变成香甜的巧克力!”波克在南瓜城堡里笑破了肚子。

“我也要巧克力!”小女孩说着，又向南瓜城堡走来。

波克赶紧又把两颗南瓜籽儿装进玩具手枪，瞄准了小女孩。

“预备——发射!”

当南瓜籽儿击中小女孩儿的头发的时候，居然变成了两只漂亮的蝴蝶结。小女孩儿高兴地把蝴蝶结扎她的羊角辫上，乐呵呵地问小男孩儿：“我是不是更漂亮了?”

小男孩儿傻傻地点点头，说：“真的很漂亮!”

南瓜城堡里住着一只小老鼠，里面还能飞出美味儿的巧克力和漂亮的蝴蝶结的消息，很快就传开了。林子里那个坏坏的女巫听说了这件事，“嘿嘿”地怪笑着说：“我要揪出那个小家伙!我要做南瓜城堡的主人!”

女巫要攻打南瓜城堡的消息，很快乐就被波克知道了。波克在南瓜城堡上挖了一个瞭望口，还不知道从哪里弄来了一个望远镜，整天望啊望啊，就是不知道女巫什么时候来。

“嘿嘿!嘿嘿!”女巫终于怪笑着来了，“用臭袜子做门帘，还配做南瓜城堡的主人?”

波克在望远镜里看到了女巫，它赶紧把南瓜籽儿装进了玩具手枪里。

“预备——发射!”

“哎哟——”南瓜籽儿击中了女巫的鼻子。顿时，女巫的鼻子就瘪了下去。

“预备——发射!”

“哎哟——”南瓜籽儿击中了女巫的嘴巴。顿时，女巫的嘴巴就歪到了耳朵根上。

……

在波克的南瓜籽儿的猛烈攻击下，女巫的一只耳朵没了、三颗牙齿掉了、一缕头发掉了……女巫狼狈不堪“哇哇”大叫着跑了。

从此后，从南瓜城堡里，时而飞出一个泡泡糖，时而飞出把小花伞，时而飞出一块香面包……

只是，除了波克，谁也不知道那些东西是南瓜籽儿变的，谁也不知道那些南瓜籽儿，却是用一只臭袜子装着的。

作者：张家硕

昨天，我们全体五年级举行了第五届讲故事比赛，我们的心里很开心。

我们起床了以后在小广场听主任说进场顺序，听完以后我们就去五楼报告厅走去听别人讲故事了，我们每个班出场两个人，我们班出场的是王浩然和曲姿谕，让我最喜欢的是王浩然的，我喜欢的理由是王浩然说话又大又大方，不像曲姿谕说话有点小，王浩然选的故事是抗战时期少年岳飞的故事，王浩然说了当年岳母把岳飞生下来的时候不知给岳飞起一个什么名字，忽然天上有一只大鹏鸟飞过，岳母就知道起什么名字，就叫岳飞吧！

有一次岳家起了一次洪水就把岳家冲没了，后来他们又找到了一个地方建了一个家，岳飞家中从小家就贫穷，常常吃不起饭，有一次加个朋友想带着岳飞拦路抢劫，可是岳飞不想，众兄弟再三劝说可是岳飞还坚决不去，岳飞想等到岳母回来的时候告诉岳母，岳母知道后给岳飞说这种事情咱可干不了，不知过了多久日寇开始进攻岳飞呆在那个地方，月奴给岳飞说咱们怎么办呀？岳飞只说：“上场杀敌，金忠报国。”岳母要给岳飞的背上刻上金忠报国这四个字，让岳飞永远记住，岳母说完，岳飞就脱下上衣请岳母下针，岳母说：“你不怕痛吗？”岳飞又说：“有点痛我还克制不了我还怎么上场杀敌”说完岳母就刻了起来。

从那时起，金忠报国这四个字永远的留在岳飞的背上了。

导语：红红的眼睛白白的毛，短短的尾巴长耳朵，身披一件白皮袄，走起路来轻轻跳。下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的优秀英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

One day the little gray rabbit at home and play with the little white rabbit the little white rabbit to play for a while the little white rabbits mother called the small white rabbit went to buy a small gray rabbit play in the small white rabbit home of their own. Little gray rabbit saw the little white rabbit has a rubber on the table the rubber is very beautiful also very sweet. Little gray rabbit wanted to but again afraid not the little white rabbit is brought home a rubber. The small white rabbit came home to find his beloved rubber disappeared went to ask a small gray rabbit: "did you take my eraser?" Little gray rabbit to cheat the little white rabbit: "I didnt take you find again!" Down the little white rabbit went away she did not find at home looking for a long time will think that you dont be lost. Small gray rabbit again in a small monkey stole the puzzle in the home the elephant house stole the puppet.

A few days later the small white rabbit the little monkey is playing with the elephant. Play for a while the small white rabbit say: "my rubber disappeared I suspected thieves." Immediately the little monkey said: "I also think I also missing puzzle." The elephant said: "I was gone a puppet." The small white rabbit said: "we go to play with the little gray rabbit!" Elephant and rabbit the little monkey went to the house of a small gray rabbit found himself the stolen things in a small gray rabbit home and they immediately understand the stealing is a little gray rabbit. They take their things back never ignore the little gray rabbit.

Little gray rabbit stealing is wrong more should not cheat others. Since then it didnt steal things dont lie.

【参考译文】

一天，小灰兔在小白兔家和小白兔玩，玩了一会儿，小白兔的妈妈叫小白兔去买菜，小灰兔便自己在小白兔家玩。小灰兔看见小白兔的桌子上有一个橡皮，那个橡皮很漂亮，也很香。小灰兔想要，可又怕小白兔不愿意，就把橡皮带回了家。小白兔回到家，发现自己心爱的橡皮不见了，就去问小灰兔：“你有没有拿我的橡皮?”小灰兔骗小白兔：“我没有拿，你自己再找一找吧!”小白兔失望的走了，她在家里找了很久也没找到，就以为是自己不小心弄丢了。小灰兔又在小猴子家里偷走了拼图，在大象家偷走了木偶。

过了几天，小白兔，小猴子和大象在一起玩。玩了一会，小白兔说：“我的橡皮不见了，我怀疑有小偷。”小猴子立刻说：“我也觉得，我也不见了拼图。”大象说：“我也不见了木偶。”小白兔说：“我们去找小灰兔玩吧!”大象和小白兔，小猴子到了小灰兔家后，发现自己被偷的东西都在小灰兔家，它们立刻明白了偷东西的是小灰兔。它们便把自己东西拿回去，再也不理小灰兔了。

小灰兔偷东西是不对的，更不应该骗别人。从此以后，它再不偷东西了，也不骗人了。

Everyone agrees the dinner must be built around roast turkey stuffed with a bread dressing to absorb the tasty juices as it roasts. But as cooking varies with families and with the regions where one lives, it is not easy to get a consensus on the precise kind of stuffing for the royal bird.

“Why need our care?’

“Because from then on the aunt cannot do what they liked to along with her daughter. She is very pitiful. In her distress, making dinners and doing chores are also becoming so difficult. My dear, can you help Mother hit an idea to help the aunt in other ways?”

At her mother’s proposal, the girl thought for a long while. All of a sudden, she went to the neighbor and knocked at the door.

The neighbor with a look of haggardness and tiredness opened the door.

“What can I do for you?” asked the neighbor.

“I heard my mother say you’re very distressed for losing your daughter…” The girl timidly handed the band-aid tightly held in her hand to the neighbor.

The neighbor suddenly choked with sobs, her tears gushing from her eyes. She hugged the girl and said, “Thank you. This band-aid will cure my wound.”

【中文翻译】

“妈妈，您在忙什么呢?”还不到6岁的女孩，好奇的问妈妈。

“给邻居家的阿姨做饭。”

“为什么?”

“前几天阿姨失去了心爱的女儿，现在很伤心。我们这几天要好好照顾她。”

“为什么需要我们照顾呢?”

“阿姨以后不能和她女儿一起做他们喜欢做的事了，很可怜。人在极度悲伤时，做饭和料理家务也会变得很难。女儿，你能不能也帮妈妈想想其他能帮助阿姨做的事呢?”

女孩听到妈妈的提议，认真的思考了很久，突然走到邻居家敲响了门。

一脸憔悴和疲惫的邻居开了门。

“有什么事吗?”邻居问道。

“听妈妈说，您因为失去了女儿，非常痛苦……”女孩羞涩的把攥在手里的创可贴递给了邻居。

“阿姨，把这个贴在胸口吧，那样你的心就不会痛了。”

邻居突然哽咽起来，泪水夺眶而出。她抱住女孩说：“谢谢，这个创可贴会治好我的伤口的。”