英语幽默故事比赛英语作文（汇编20篇）

英语寓言小故事：The Wolf and the Lamba

Wolf, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea, which should justify to the Lamb himself his right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture."

"No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother′s milk is both food and drink to me." On which the Wolf seized him, and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won′t remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.

狼和小羊

一只狼瞧见一只迷路失群的小羊，决定暂缓下毒手，想先找一些理由，对小羊证明自己有吃它的权利。它就说：「小鬼!你去年曾经骂过我。」小羊可怜地说：「老实说，我去年还没有出生呢。」狼再说：「你在我的草地上吃过草。」

小羊回答说：「不，好先生，我还未曾尝过草的味道呢。」狼又说：「你喝过我井里的水。」小羊叫道：「不，我从没有喝过水，因为直到今天为止，我都是吃着母亲的奶汁。」狼一听这话，便抓住它，把它吃下去，便说：「好!即使你驳倒我每一句话，我终究要吃晚餐的!」暴君总有他暴行的借口。

作者：孔子博

今天，我们下午去了五楼报告厅，看了讲故事比赛，一共有28位选手。

开始讲故事了，一号选手讲得非常的生动，简直就像和真的发生了这件事一样！讲完以后，二号选手就登场了，和一号选手将的都很好，都感情充沛……一直到了十几号选手，我们班的一位选手——王浩然就登场了，王浩然讲的是《岳飞》这个故事，王浩然的声音非常响亮，非常的有精神，里面的主要内容是岳飞要金忠报国，上前线杀敌的原因。后来，一直到了二十几号选手，就到了我们班的另一位选手——曲姿愈，她讲的是《注释的眼睛》，里面讲的是一位妇女得到了一位老人的宽容。又有五六位选手讲了故事后，比赛就结束了。

比赛终于结束了，排完名次后，我知道了已经过去了三节副课了，有微机课、音乐课和课外活动课。我今天又高兴又不高兴。

The gorillas in the valleys in the south often lived together in groups of several tens. They were fond of drinking wine, and even fonder of imitating mans behavior.

People knew very well their habits and often put wine or distillers grains on the roadside together with many straw sandals connected together with ropes.

The gorillas knew this was a trick to lure3 them into traps and cursed:"Humph! Do you think we dont know your tricks? Well never be taken in!"

So they called one another, turned round and left.

But they had already smelled the aroma of the wine, and couldnt bear to part with it. Even after they left, they would turn their heads to look back. When they saw no one there, they would turn back; and after they turned back, they were afraid of being deceived, and left again. After much hesitation5, they finally said to themselves: "Just for a taste of the wine. It wont matter as long as we dont get drunk."

Shortly afterwards, they agreed to come back to drink the wine. When they got drunk, they forgot everything. Every gorilla1 put on the straw sandals and imitated the way man walks.

As a result, they fell down one after another and were all caught alive by people.

忘乎所以

南方山谷里的猩猩，常常数十成群地生活在一起。它们喜欢喝酒，更喜欢模仿人的行为。

人们掌握了它们的习性，经常把酒或酒糟放在路边，旁边又放着许多草鞋，草鞋用绳索连接起来。

猩猩知道这是人们引诱它们上当，便破口大骂：“哼!你们以为我们不知道吗?我们决不上你们的当!”

于是，互相招呼，回头就走。

但是，它们已经闻到了酒香，总有点恋恋不舍，就是走了，也要回过头来望望。回头望不见人，便又转过来;转过来了又怕上当，再返身回去。犹豫了好久，它们最后自言自语地说：“去尝尝味道，不喝醉就不碍事。”

不一会儿，大家同意了，都回来喝酒。等到喝醉的时候，它们一切都忘记了，一个个穿上草鞋，学着人走路。

结果，一个个都跌倒了，统统被人活捉。

法国大文豪巴尔扎克(1799-1850年)年轻时一直没有结婚。33岁那年，他收到一封从乌克兰寄来的署名为“陌生人”的信，后来他打听到，此信出于伯爵夫人埃韦利娜·韩斯卡之手，从那时起，他们的恋情渐趋浓烈并延续了17年。尽管伯爵本人在1841年去世，韩斯卡夫人直到巴尔扎克离世前5个月才与他正式结婚。

不知是解释他选择生活方式的原因还是出于幽默，巴尔扎克曾说了这样一句妙语：“当一个情人要比做一个丈夫容易。正如整天卖弄机要比偶尔说一句应景的妙语困难得多。”

林肯是美国历任总统中最具幽默感的一位。

早在读书时，有一次考试，老师问他：“你愿意答一道难题，还是两道容易的题目?”林肯很有把握地答：“答一道难题吧。”“那你回答，鸡蛋是怎么来的?”“鸡生的。”老师又问：“那鸡又是从哪里来的呢?”“老师，这已经是第二道题了。”林肯微笑着说。

一次，林肯步行到城里去。一辆汽车从他身后开来时，他扬手让车停下来，对司机说：“能不能替我把这件大衣捎到城里去?”“当然可以，”司机说，“可我怎样将大衣交还给你呢?”林肯回答说：“哦，这很简单，我打算裹在大衣里头。”司机被他的幽默所折服，笑着让他上了车。

林肯当过律师。有一次出庭，对方律师把一个简单的论据翻来覆去地陈述了两个多小时，讲得听众都不耐烦了。好不容易才轮到林肯上台替被告辩护，他走上讲台，先把外衣脱下放在桌上，然后拿起玻璃杯喝了两口水，接着重新穿上外衣，然后再脱下外衣放在桌上，又再喝水，再穿衣，这样反反复复了五六次，法庭上的听众笑得前俯后仰。林肯一言不发，在笑声过后才开始他的辩护演说。

林肯的脸较长，不好看。一次，他和斯蒂芬·道格拉斯辩论，道格拉斯讥讽他是两面派。林肯答道：“要是我有另一副面孔的话，我还会戴这副难看的面孔吗?”

有一次，林肯在擦自己的皮鞋，一个外国外交官向他走来说：“总统先生，您竟擦自己的皮鞋?”“是的，”林肯诧异地反问，“难道你擦别人的皮鞋?”

有人认为林肯对待政敌的态度不够强硬，对他说：“你为什么要让他们成为朋友呢?你应该想办法消灭他们才对。”“我难道不是在消灭政敌吗?当我使他们成为我的朋友时，政敌就不存在了。”林肯温和地说。

又有一次，一个妇人来找林肯，她理直气壮地说：“总统先生，你一定要给我儿子一个上校的职位。我们应该有这样的权利，因为我的祖父曾参加过雷新顿战役，我的叔父在布拉敦斯堡是惟一没有逃跑的人，而我的父亲又参加过纳奥林斯之战，我丈夫是在曼特莱战死的，所以……”林肯回答说：“夫人，你们一家三代为国服务，对国家的贡献实在够多了，我深表敬意。现在你能不能给别人一个为国效命的机会?”那妇人无话可说，只好悄悄走了。

When I was very small, I liked to read novels and watched all kinds of

detective cartoons. In my heart, I have a small dream. I want to be a writer. So

I have written some short stories, but I am very shy and never let others to see

it. I keep revising the stories and when I am ready, I want my best friend to be

my first reader.

三个工人在建筑工地上砌墙。有人问他们在做什么。 第一个工人悻悻地说：“没看到吗?我在砌墙。” 第二个人认真地回答：“我在建大楼”。 第三个人快乐地回应：“我在建一座美丽的城市。” 十年以后，第一个工人还在砌墙，第二个工人成啦建筑工地的管理者，第三个工人则成啦这个城市的领导者。思想有多远，我们就能走多远。在同一条起跑线上，态度决定一切;用美好的心情感触生活!你手头的小工作其实正是大事业的开始，能否意识到这一点意味着你能否做成一项大事业。 如果都像第一个人，愁苦地面对自己的工作，我想再好的工作也不会有什么成效;而同样平凡的工作，一样的看似简单重复，枯燥乏味，有人却能以快乐的心情面对，在平凡中感知不平凡，在简单中构筑自己的梦想，我想又有什么样的困难不可以克服呢? 小故事大道理： 成功的人总是目光远大，有理想，有自己的人生奋斗目标的，不会只看到眼前的困境而碌碌无为。

有个学者对他的同事说：“我发明的这台计算机有真正人的特点。” 那同事说：“你是想说，它会思想?” 学者又说：“那倒不是，但是如果它犯啦错，他会嫁祸于人。”

【哲理】对于有些人自以为的小聪明，很难说究竟是成就啦人还是败坏啦人。

面对同一件事情，小孩和大人的思考模式，有着天壤的差别，孩童纯净、良善的心灵，甚至可扭转悲痛为平静，化泪水为灿亮的珍珠。

家族中最受敬重的三舅于一年前因病辞世，亲友们至今仍难以承受这个事实，而与三舅亲如兄弟的一位同窗挚友，竟也在一年之后随他而去，两人都正当盛年，又分别在单位身居要职，天纵英才，令人扼腕，闻者莫不唏嘘。

当我哀伤地提及此事时，七岁的女儿竟一语惊醒梦中人：“那很好啊！舅公的好朋友也上天堂了，那他们两个就可以手拉手，一起去玩，舅公在天上就不会无聊了。”

女儿的“正面思维”，冲击了大人教育了们的“负面思维”，就算再痛心、不舍，我们冰冷的心却因美丽的童言童心而温暖、发热。

三舅！你听到小外甥孙女对你的祝福吗？我想你也在天上哈哈地笑开了吧！

尊敬的各位领导老师，亲爱的同学们：

大家好！我是6号选手，三年级二班的白佳鑫。

我在小的时侯，就经常听大人们说：“学雷锋，做好事”。当时我不明白，做好事就是做好事，为什么前面加一个“学雷锋”呢？上学以后，在三月五日这天，老师说：“这是一个特别的日子，是“学雷锋日”。从那天起，我终于知道了雷锋叔叔。

雷锋，原名雷振兴，出生在湖南望城一个贫苦的农民家庭里，更不幸的是，万恶的旧社会逼得雷锋家破人亡，他的父母和兄弟都相继去世了，雷锋七岁就成了一个孤儿，然而，这些苦难却让雷锋和同样贫苦的乡亲们成了“亲人”，事事为“亲人们”着想，还经常帮“亲人们”。解放后的雷锋参了军，他依然处处为别人着想，有需要帮助的人他总会毫不犹豫走上前去……1962年，雷锋因公牺牲年仅22岁。雷锋虽然已经离开了我们，但是依然激励这我们。

钱师傅是杭州钢铁公司北苑的居民，是“爱心天天行服务站”的副站长。有人做好事不留名，可钱师傅却不一样，他大大方方地告诉大家：“有事来找我，我随时候着。”雷锋说过，一个人做好事不难，难的是一辈子做好事。而“活雷锋”钱师傅，退休后已经为大家服务了9年多。他说，只要身体吃得消，这个活雷锋他愿意一直当下去。他的手机号居民们全都知道，有事挂个电话，不一会就能等来乐空巢老人要去挂点滴等等，大事小事他全管，全是义务劳动。他就是这样用自己的热情谱写了雷锋精神。传承雷锋精神的可不只有钱师傅一人。就在今年的3月1人，在广州西提码头，有一位市民不慎掉落珠江，路过此地的武警郑益龙挺身而出，跳入珠江，将市民救起，自己却被激流冲走，不幸牺牲，他用生命篆刻了雷锋精神。

雷锋曾说过：“人民的困难，就是我的困难，帮助人民克服困难贡献自己的一点力量，是我应尽的责任。”最美女教师、最美司机、最美乡村医生，那些最美中国人，都在弘扬着雷锋精神！让我们携起手来，共同学习雷锋，来做一个有道德的人吧！

The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down.

And if that weren‘t enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!"

In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away.

But instead of retreating he sat next to my side and placed the flower to his nose and declared with surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it‘s beautiful, too. That‘s why I picked it; here, it‘s for you."

The weed before me was dying or dead. Not vibrant of colors, orange, yellow or red. But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave. So I reached for the flower, and replied, "Just what I need."

But instead of him placing the flower in my hand, He held it mid-air without reason or plan. It was then that I noticed for the very first time, that weed-toting boy could not see: he was blind.

I heard my voice quiver, tears shone like the sun. As I thanked him for picking the very best one. "You‘re welcome," he smiled, and then ran off to play, Unaware of the impact he‘d had on my day.

I sat there and wondered how he managed to see a self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree. How did he know of my self-indulged plight? Perhaps from his heart, he‘d been blessed with true sight.

Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see, the problem was not with the world; the problem was me. And for all of those times I myself had been blind, I vowed to see beauty, and appreciate every second that‘s mine.

And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose and breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful rose And smiled as that young boy, another weed in his hand About to change the life of an unsuspecting old man.

昨天我和小伙伴们举行了一场精彩的足球比赛。我们分成两队，每队11个人。比赛开始后，我们两个队都踢得很积极。只见球迅速地从一个人脚下传到另一个人脚下，真是一场精彩的比赛。最后，我们踢平了。我们彼此向对手表示祝贺，真正体现了“友谊第一，比赛第二”的体育精神。

yesterday my companions and i held a football game in the playground. we were divided into two groups, with eleven players on each side. when the game started, both of us played actively. i could only see the ball passed quickly from one to another. it was really a wonderful game. at last, the game ended in a draw. we congratulated each other. the game really embodied the sports slogan of "friendship first, competition second".

一位老和尚，他身边聚拢着一帮虔诚的弟子。这一天，他嘱咐弟子每人去南山打一担柴回来。弟子们匆匆行至离山不远的河边，人人目瞪口呆。只见洪水从山上奔泻而下，无论如何也休想渡河打柴了。无功而返，弟子们都有些垂头丧气。唯独一个小和尚与师傅坦然相对。师傅问其故，小和尚从怀中掏出一个苹果，递给师傅说，过不了河，打不了柴，见河边有棵苹果树，我就顺手把树上唯一的一个苹果摘来了。后来，这位小和尚成了师傅的衣钵传人。

世上有走不完的路，也有过不了的河。过不了的河掉头而回，也是一种智慧。但真正的智慧还要在河边做一件事情：放飞思想的风筝，摘下一个“苹果”。历览古今，抱定这样一种生活信念的人，最终都实现了人生的突围和超越。

It was sunny today. I was excited. I got up at a quarter to seven.

I made a appointment to meet at nine o’clock. After I had my breakfast, I went to the Wanjia Market . It was hot outside. When I arrived, my friends didn’t arrive. I waited for him in front of the KFC’s door.

I haven’t seen them for a year. And in a year, we didn’t come into contact with others frequently. About ten minutes left, my friends arrived one by one. After we greeted,we went to play basketball in Liwan Gymnasium. The match last for tow hours.Oh!I fill very happy today!

小鹿和小猴是一对十分要好的朋友，可是有一天它俩吵架了，谁也不理谁，因为他们又在比本领了。猴子神气地说：“我的本领最高，我可以灵活地在树上爬上爬下，在树上摘果子，瞧瞧你，又笨又不灵活，又爬不上树，我比你棒!”“什么呀?我跑得快，一瞬间我就没影了，老虎想抓我也难呢!你，头脑简单，四肢发达，头大无脑，脑大生草。”小鹿顶嘴说。“那我们去比赛一下谁的本领大!”小猴说。

一开始，他们找到了松鼠妹妹，说明原因后，松鼠妹妹说：“你们比赛在树顶上摘一颗松果，最快的就胜利，1、2、3、开始!”话音刚落，小猴双脚向后一蹬，双手向上一爬，三两下就蹦到了树顶，疾眼快地摘下一颗最大的松果，再在树顶上挥动着松果大声说：“看到了吗，我赢了，耶!”可小鹿呢?只能在树下眼睁睁地看着冠军被抢走。

然后，他们又找到了马大哥，说明原因后，马大哥说：“你两比赛赛跑吧!1、2、3、开始!”话还没说完，小鹿放开四蹄，撒腿就跑!顿时烟尘滚滚，小鹿像只箭一样冲了过去并在终点大声说：“我到了赢了!”。可小猴蹦蹦跳跳地跑，慢的要死。

接着，他们又找到了熊大叔，说明原因后，熊大叔说：“你们谁先到小河对岸摘一个桃子回来，最快的就胜利，1、2、3、开始!”小鹿一下跑到了树下，可它可不会爬树啊，那就摘不到桃子，只能在树下看着桃子干瞪眼。而小猴呢，可没小鹿跑得快，也不会淌水过河，也在河边干瞪眼。正在两个都干着急时，小猴在河边大声喊：“小鹿，你回来，背我过河，我们一起摘桃!”小鹿想了想“对呀!我会过河，不会摘桃，小猴不会过河，会摘桃，合在一起就又会摘桃又会过河了!”于是回头跑过去，三两下就把小猴背过河跑到桃树下面，小猴双脚向后一蹬，双手向上一爬，“嗖”一下就蹦到了树顶，手疾眼快地摘下一颗最大的桃子。当他们俩把桃子送到熊大叔面前，熊大叔说：“看，你们两个一个会跑，一个会爬树，都有本领。但只有一起互相合作才能摘到大桃子。这就是团结的力量!”

小猴和小鹿恍然大悟，明白了一个道理，团结就是力量!一根筷子容易断，一把筷子不易断!

英语寓言故事The Prophet

The Prophet

A WIZARD, sitting in the marketplace, was telling the fortunes of

the passers-by when a person ran up in great haste, and

announced to him that the doors of his house had been broken open

and that all his goods were being stolen. He sighed heavily and

hastened away as fast as he could run. A neighbor saw him

running and said, "Oh! you fellow there! you say you can foretell

the fortunes of others; how is it you did not foresee your own?

真的小猛士：美国9岁男孩徒手斗鳄鱼

A brave 9-year-old is recovering in hospital after he wrestled a 9-foot, 400lb alligator off him with his bare hands - and he now plans to make a necklace from a tooth doctors found embedded in a wound on his back.

美国佛罗里达州一名9岁的小男孩，在湖中游泳时，遭到一条长9英尺(约2.7米长)、重400磅(约180多公斤)的短吻鳄袭击，赤手与其搏斗之后，小男孩身上多处受伤，目前正在医院治疗中。医生从他背部的伤口里取出一颗短吻鳄的牙齿，小男孩表示想把它做成项链。

James Barney Jr, spoke calmly and eloquently about his ordeal from hospital, where he was tucked up in bed with a teddy bear by his side. He was covered in some 30 teeth marks, doctors said.

小男孩名叫小詹姆斯·巴尼，他在医院里平静、生动地讲述了自己与短吻鳄搏斗的经历，在他床边还放有一只泰迪熊。医生说，小詹姆斯全身有30多处牙印。

The little boy described how it was a hot day so he had parked his bike and jumped into Lake Tohopekaliga - a lake that people are forbidden to swim in - when he felt something brush against his leg.

小詹姆斯说那天特别热，于是他就把自行车停在一旁自己跳进了托霍普卡莱加湖，这个湖是禁止人们在里面游泳的，刚一进去他就感觉有东西擦到他的腿了。

It really amazed me what happened. At first, I thought someone was just playing with me, and I didnt know what happened, he told ABC.

“后来发生的事情真的让我大吃一惊。但开始的时候，我以为是有人在跟我闹着玩，我并不知道发生了什么事情。”他告诉美国广播公司(ABC)的记者。

I reached down to grab it, and I felt its jaw, I felt its teeth, and I didnt know what to do, so I immediately reacted and hit it a couple times. And I had enough strength to pry its jaw open. The child pulled the powerful jaws open long enough to slide out and swim to shore.

“我潜入水中抓住了它，摸到了它的下巴，摸到了它的牙齿，可不知道该怎么做，不过我立刻就反应过来了赶紧猛打了它几下，并使劲撑开了它的嘴巴。”小詹姆斯把它的嘴巴撑得足够大后赶紧退后并向岸边游去。

Witnesses say the boy surfaced, screaming that hed been bitten by an alligator. They immediately called 911.

目击者称小男孩浮出水面后尖叫着说自己被一只短吻鳄咬到了。于是他们立刻拨打911报警。

[英语的寓言故事The Prophet

有一个叫陶邱的人住在平原郡，他娶了渤海郡墨台氏的女儿做妻子。这位女子不但容貌十分美丽，而且很有才华，为人温 柔贤慧，亲戚邻居没有不羡慕的。陶邱也感到心满意足，一家人过得十分幸福。

一年后，他们养了个儿子，家中更是充满了乐趣。一天，妻子对丈夫说：

“自从嫁到你家，这一年多我从没回过一次娘家，我很是想念母亲和娘家的人，我们是不是择个日子，回一趟娘家，顺便也把孩子带给他们瞧瞧？”

丈夫想了想，说：“也是，应该去见见岳母。”

于是一家三口人选了个日子，雇了车马一路上风尘仆仆到了渤海郡。到了墨台氏妻子家里，娘家人见了女儿、女婿和小外孙，都非常高兴，杀鸡宰羊招待。岳母丁氏已是70多岁的老妇人，自然行动迟缓，步履蹒跚，满脸皱纹交 错，说话也不灵巧了。岳母上前见过女婿便回房休息去了。

几天后，陶邱带着妻子和儿子回家。一回到家就把妻子休了。

妻子感到十分诧异，便问丈夫：

“不知我有什么过错，夫君要休我回家。”

丈夫陶邱说：

“前几天到你家去，见了你母亲真叫我伤心，她年龄老了，满脸老气横秋，德行礼节都不讲了，已不能与过去相比。我担心你老了以后也会变成这副模样，倒不如现在就把你休了。再也没有别的原因了。”

妻子听了，哭笑不得。后来，亲戚和邻居知道了这件事，都骂陶邱愚蠢至极。

这位丈夫实在是庸人自扰，为担心遥远的将来而放弃现实中的美好，这不是太愚蠢了吗？幽默励志寓言故事【9】

湍急的江水中，隐隐约约见到闪光发亮的夜明珠。有两个胆大的人，都想取得这颗珠子。虽然他们都有出色的潜水功夫，但他们潜入水中之后，却再也没有露出水面。

这两个人冒险入水的目的是大不一样的。一个这样打算：“我把夜明珠捞上来，送到博物馆，供大伙观赏，多美！”另一个这样筹谋：“得了夜明珠，卖个大价钱，别墅，小车都有了，嘿嘿，真是妙不可言。”

如今，他们全都被无情的江 水所吞没，让流水冲入了水底龙宫。老龙王对这两位不请自来的人说道：“你们的由来我一清二楚，你们为夜明珠付出了生命，我必须作出郑重的安排。俊俏的年轻人，我不能将夜明珠给你。”

“为什么？”一心想将珠子献给博物馆的人颇为吃惊。

“因为，我要把你送入天堂。而天堂里，夜明珠之类的奇珍异宝，多得数也数不清，你到那儿尽情欣赏去吧。”

“相貌丑陋的年轻人，”龙王停了停又唤道，“这颗夜明珠，就交 给你了。”

“大王英明，大王英明！”另一个人叩头如捣蒜，高声叫道。

“地狱里为了一颗这样的珠子，总争得头破血流，九死一生，”老龙王平静地说，“我就让你带上这颗珠子直奔地狱之门！”

In the Spring and Autumn Period (春秋时期,770-476 BC), in the State of Qi there was a man who always let his imagination run away with him.

春秋战国时期，杞国有个人喜欢胡思乱想。

One day he even worried that the sky would fall on his head. He was so worried that he could neither eat nor sleep.

一天，他竟然担忧天会塌下来，地会陷下去，自己无处存身。这个人越想越害怕，便整天愁眉苦脸，坐立不安，睡不好觉，吃不下饭。

Later, someone persuade him that his fears were groundless.

后来，有个人就去开导他，那个杞国人听后，才放下了心。

This idioms satirizes those who worry unnecessarily.

成语杞人忧天讥笑那些没有必要或毫无根据的忧虑。

英文幽默风趣哲理小故事一

父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。

儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问!」

父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱

(注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?)

After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.

Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"

Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket

(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)

英文幽默风趣哲理小故事二

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

英文幽默风趣哲理小故事三

Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home.

So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late.

His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”

Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.”

“It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”

谁把墨水倒在我椅子了?

唐尼是个7岁孩子，每天他都上学。学校在他的家附近。

因为，他不行去上学并按时回家。但是今天他回来迟了。

他的母亲问他：“你为什么去校长的办公室?”

“ 因为老师在上课时老师问我们一个问题，没有人能回答他，而我能。”

“ 回答老师的问题是好事。”

“ 但那个问题 ‘谁把墨水倒在我的椅子上了?’”

A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda cant take it home.

Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. "I know! I have a good idea." she jumps and shouts happily, "I can roll a pumpkin. Its like a wheel."

So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, "Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?" the little panda answers proudly, "I cant lift it, but I can roll it." Her mother smiled and says, "What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,"

聪明的熊猫

一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是这只南瓜太大了，她没有办法把这么大的南瓜带回家。

突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来。她看着自行车，跳着说：“有了!我有办法了。我可以把南瓜滚回家去。南瓜好像车轮。

于是她把那瓜滚回家。当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候，很惊讶：“天啊!这么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它带回家来的?”小熊猫自豪地说;“我拎不动它，可是我能滚动它啊!”她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊!记住：只要你肯动脑筋，没有难办的事。

一条不懂事的美丽小蛇在水边看见了一只有着漂亮花纹、皮肤超好的青蛙，不禁生出了爱慕之心。小蛇对青蛙说：我们能够交往吗？青蛙说：好啊好啊。于是他们两个生活在了一齐。有一天，他们在睡觉的时候，小蛇在睡梦中不由自主地用身体将青蛙缠了起来，青蛙感觉要窒息了，就奋力挣扎，用两条强壮而有力的后腿重重地蹬在小蛇的腹部，弹了出去，然后迅速地逃走了，再也没有回来。悲哀的小蛇养好了身上的伤，却无法养好心中的伤，她对帅气漂亮的青蛙产生了恐惧感，认为会被伤害，从此她过着单身生活。

这一天，一只丑陋的癞蛤蟆发现了小蛇，觉得她十分美丽，不禁生出了爱慕之心。癞蛤蟆对小蛇说：我们能够交往吗？小蛇看了看丑陋的癞蛤蟆，觉得他的眼神很真诚，她那颗寂寞的心动摇了，她想这只癞蛤蟆这么丑陋，就应会好好珍惜她这么漂亮的小蛇的，于是她说：好吧好吧。于是他们两个生活在了一齐。有一天，他们在睡觉的时候，小蛇在睡梦中不由自主地用身体将癞蛤蟆缠了起来，癞蛤蟆感觉要窒息了，就奋力挣扎，他的背上喷出了毒汁，射进了小蛇的眼睛，小蛇受痛展开了身体，癞蛤蟆趁机逃走了，再也没有回来。

这个故事告诉我们：别以为只有帅哥才会伤害女孩，丑男一样会伤害女孩！这个故事还告诉我们：适当的缠绵是能够的，但是如果你的性要求太频繁，给男生压力太大，那么男生会被你吓跑的。

I am a girl who loves life, is positive, optimistic and conscientious. In the study and life of high school, I not only learned a lot of knowledge, but also improved in all aspects. In the face of difficulties, I never go back, always start my mind, try to solve the problem and overcome the difficulties. And every solution to a problem, to overcome a difficulty, all of my confidence has been promoted. I believe that as long as there is enough confidence and double efforts, we will be able to overcome all kinds of difficulties and difficulties and lead to the other side of success. In the course of high school learning, I can take every course seriously, preview carefully, and review actively. When you have a problem, ask your classmates and consult your teacher. I will constantly improve the learning methods, find the most suitable learning methods, adjust the study plan, and arrange the time. I think of learning as a knowledge, to enrich my music, and to be full of interest in it.

I like music very much. I actively participate in chorus in school. In chorus team, we cooperate with each other, and compete for school, get excellent results, and win honor for school. And I am also very good at playing the guzheng, and I have won national awards. Through participating in the school choir, I deeply realized that doing anything requires not only enthusiasm, but also the spirit of conscientious and responsible and the spirit of cooperation with others. For individual competitions, it is necessary to take serious treatment, and more importantly, to practice more, so that it will not be unfamiliar.