英语幽默故事比赛英语作文【精彩20篇】

This is aWormwhose body is no less than one millimeter. It is called 熊虫(XC) perhaps forthe reason that it looks like a black bear under the microscop. The XC usuallyhabited in the slurry of fresh water, wet soil and the 水膜 of moss plants.Recently, there was an amazing news discovered by 日本冈山大学物理学家小野文久: when 20 littleXC were placed in a sealed container under the 7.5 万个大气压 making inexperiment condition, there were only two died and the other 18 have no troubleat all. 7.5 万个大气压, equal to over 700 kilogram stress per square meter, which is powerfulenough to它足以上淀粉瞬间变性 and the rice ready to eat.

海洋大王蓝鲸在珊瑚礁举行了第二十届海洋游泳比赛。

这次的参赛选手有美丽的小海豚和扁扁的魔鬼鱼。海洋大王蓝鲸把比赛日期定在一星期后。在这紧张的七天里，海豚开始了夜以继日的训练，而自大的魔鱼却在家里痴心妄想地的说:我肯定是冠军！比赛开始了，海豚和魔鬼鱼都像一个出膛的子弹一样，但由于它实力的偏差，魔鬼鱼一直遥遥领先！赛程已经过半，魔鬼鱼看着触手可及的冠军，于是就故意放慢了速度，心想:游得这么慢，我就游慢点等等你！魔鬼里想着想着，露出了贪婪的笑容。这时，海豚加速，以迅雷不及掩耳之势超过了魔鬼鱼，获得了冠军。

又过了两年，海洋大王蓝鲸在海草湖举行了第二十一届海洋游泳大赛。这次的参赛选手是上一届的冠军海豚和海洋大王蓝鲸的儿子——小蓝鲸。在比赛前小蓝鲸在外面训练，而海豚却在家里天天呼呼大睡，不训练。比赛开始了，海豚故意让小蓝鲸先游，心想:我是上一届的冠军，这一届我肯定志在必得！结果，小蓝鲸成了冠军！小金鱼轻蔑地对海豚说:“有人骄傲了，让别人先游了。”海豚听了这话，伤心的痛哭起来。

小蓝鲸游过来，说:”别哭了，这次只是骄傲占据了你，其实你是可以赢的。下一届我们再一分高下！”海豚听了，立马就不哭，“嗯。”它擦擦眼泪，“下一届我们一分高下！”

唐僧、孙悟空经过许多磨难，到达西天，佛祖封他们为佛。孙悟空喜不自胜，向唐僧下拜道：“师父，请受我徒儿一拜，感谢你对我的信任，使我成了佛。”

唐僧双手合十，眼睛微闭，躬身答道：“应由我来感谢你对我的忠诚，阿弥陀佛！”但当他低头念完佛号，不觉抿嘴一笑。

没想到这细节被土地看到了。

土地问唐僧：“师父为什么对悟空发笑？”

唐僧回答说：“这猴头神通广大，现在又成了正果，其实根基还是很浅的。你要知道，我对他的信任，无非是那道紧箍咒；他对我的忠诚，也无非是那道紧箍咒。”

When a couple gets married, it is natural for them to receive wishes from

relatives and friends. Recently, a young couple showed the message of their

coming wedding, but the public criticized the man, because they believed he was

committing crime as he fell in love with a girl when she was 8 years old.

The man and the little girl’s story seems to be romantic. But thinking of

the girl’s young age when they met, and she was just a little girl, it is

unbelievable. Though now she is almost 18, their story worries so many parents.

They are so afraid of the negative information releases to the young children,

when they don’t know the concept of love. From 8 to 18, the girl’s growing

period is accompanied by this man who is much older than her, while I don’t

favor of this way.

The girl was misled by the wrong conception. Someone told her when she was

18, they would be married. As she is young and innocent, even she is 18, she

doesn’t have much chance to see the variety of the world. The way she sees the

world is misled by this elder man.

A child’s growing up should be natural and led by the right value.

小鹿和小猴是一对十分要好的朋友，可是有一天它俩吵架了，谁也不理谁，因为他们又在比本领了。猴子神气地说：“我的本领最高，我可以灵活地在树上爬上爬下，在树上摘果子，瞧瞧你，又笨又不灵活，又爬不上树，我比你棒!”“什么呀?我跑得快，一瞬间我就没影了，老虎想抓我也难呢!你，头脑简单，四肢发达，头大无脑，脑大生草。”小鹿顶嘴说。“那我们去比赛一下谁的本领大!”小猴说。

一开始，他们找到了松鼠妹妹，说明原因后，松鼠妹妹说：“你们比赛在树顶上摘一颗松果，最快的就胜利，1、2、3、开始!”话音刚落，小猴双脚向后一蹬，双手向上一爬，三两下就蹦到了树顶，疾眼快地摘下一颗最大的松果，再在树顶上挥动着松果大声说：“看到了吗，我赢了，耶!”可小鹿呢?只能在树下眼睁睁地看着冠军被抢走。

然后，他们又找到了马大哥，说明原因后，马大哥说：“你两比赛赛跑吧!1、2、3、开始!”话还没说完，小鹿放开四蹄，撒腿就跑!顿时烟尘滚滚，小鹿像只箭一样冲了过去并在终点大声说：“我到了赢了!”。可小猴蹦蹦跳跳地跑，慢的要死。

接着，他们又找到了熊大叔，说明原因后，熊大叔说：“你们谁先到小河对岸摘一个桃子回来，最快的就胜利，1、2、3、开始!”小鹿一下跑到了树下，可它可不会爬树啊，那就摘不到桃子，只能在树下看着桃子干瞪眼。而小猴呢，可没小鹿跑得快，也不会淌水过河，也在河边干瞪眼。正在两个都干着急时，小猴在河边大声喊：“小鹿，你回来，背我过河，我们一起摘桃!”小鹿想了想“对呀!我会过河，不会摘桃，小猴不会过河，会摘桃，合在一起就又会摘桃又会过河了!”于是回头跑过去，三两下就把小猴背过河跑到桃树下面，小猴双脚向后一蹬，双手向上一爬，“嗖”一下就蹦到了树顶，手疾眼快地摘下一颗最大的桃子。当他们俩把桃子送到熊大叔面前，熊大叔说：“看，你们两个一个会跑，一个会爬树，都有本领。但只有一起互相合作才能摘到大桃子。这就是团结的力量!”

小猴和小鹿恍然大悟，明白了一个道理，团结就是力量!一根筷子容易断，一把筷子不易断!

从前，楚灵王喜欢在上朝时看到臣子们有个如杨柳般婀娜多姿的细腰身，他认为只有这样才叫赏心悦目，能使满堂生辉。有些生得苗条柔弱的大臣还因此受到了楚灵王的赞美、提拔和重用。

这样一来，满朝的文武大臣们为了赢得楚灵王的欢心和宠 信，便千方百计地实行减肥，拼命使自己的腰围变小。他们不约而同地注意节制饮食，强迫自己一天只吃一餐饭，为此经常饿得头昏眼花也在所不惜；有的大臣更是摸索出了一套快速减肥的绝招，那就是在每天早晨起床 穿衣时，首先做几次深呼吸，挺胸收腹，然后将气憋住，再用宽带将腰部束紧。经过这样一番折腾之后，许多人便渐渐失去了独立支撑身体的能力，往往需要扶住墙壁才能勉强站立起来。

如此这般，经过整整一年的折磨以后，楚国的满朝文武官员们全都变成了面黄肌瘦、形容枯槁、弱不禁风的废物，这又怎么能担当得起治理国家、保卫疆土的重任呢？

“楚王好细腰”的闹剧说明：上有所好，下必甚焉。楚灵王以个人的好恶去规范臣下的行为，并以此决定亲疏，这就必然会引起下属臣僚的刻意逢迎和拼命邀宠 。如此上下互动，渐成风气，势必会酿出大祸，危害国家，毁掉个人。应该说，这个历史故事，对于今天的人们如何安身立命，也不失为一个深刻的教训。

也许你会遇到不开心的事，但我们可以在幽默的故事中找回快乐，小编收集关于幽默的哲理故事，欢迎阅读。

1、父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。

儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问!」

父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱

【哲理故事启示】你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?

2、晚饭后，母亲和女儿一块儿洗碗盘，父亲和儿子在客厅看电视。

突然，厨房里传来打破盘子的响声，然后一片沉寂。

儿子望着他父亲，说道：「一定是妈妈打破的。」

「你怎么知道?」

「她没有骂人」

【哲理故事启示】我们习惯以不同的标准来看人看己，以致往往是责人以严，待己以宽。

3、有两个台湾观光团到日本伊豆半岛旅游，路况很坏，到处都是坑洞。

其中一位导游连声抱歉，说路面简直像麻子一样。

而另一个导游却诗意盎然地对游客说：诸位先生，我们现在走的这条道路，正是赫赫有名的伊豆迷人酒窝大道。」

【哲理故事启示】虽是同样的情况，然而不同的意念，就会产生不同的态度。思想是何等奇妙的事，如何去想，决定权在你。

4、同样是小学三年级的学生，在作文中说他们将来的志愿是当小丑。

中国的老师斥之为：「胸无大志，孺子不可教也!」

外国的老师则会说：「愿你把欢笑带给全世界!」

【哲理故事启示】身为长辈的我们，不但容易要求多于鼓励，更狭窄的界定了成功的定义。

5、有一个欧巴桑在首饰店里看到二只一模一样的手环。一个标价五百五十元，另一个却只标价二百五十元。

她大为心喜，立刻买下二百五十元的手环，得意洋洋的走出店门。

临出去前，听到里面的店员悄悄对另一个店员说：「看吧，这一招屡试不爽。」

【哲理故事启示】试探如饵，可以轻而易举的使许多人显露出贪婪的本性，然而那常常是吃亏受骗的开始。

6、乞丐：「能不能给我一百块钱?」

路人：「我只有八十块钱。」

乞丐：「那你就欠我二十块钱吧」

【哲理故事启示】有些人总以为是上苍欠他的，老觉得老天爷给的不够多、不够好，贪婪之欲早已取代了感恩之心。

7、在故宫博物院中，有一个太太不耐烦地对她先生说：

「我说你为甚么走得这么慢。原来你老是停下来看这些东西。」

【哲理故事启示】有人只知道在人生的道路上狂奔，结果失去了观看两旁美丽花朵的机会。

8、妻子正在厨房炒菜。丈夫在她旁边一直唠叨不停：慢些。小心!火太大了。

赶快把鱼翻过来。快铲起来，油放太多了!把豆腐整平一下。哎唷，锅子歪了!」

「请你住口!」妻子脱口而出，「我懂得怎样炒菜。」

「你当然懂，太太，」丈夫平静地答道：「我只是要让你知道，我在开车时，你在旁边喋喋不休，我的感觉如何。」

【哲理故事启示】学会体谅他人并不困难，只要你愿意认真地站在对方的角度和立场看问题。

9、第一名

毕业典礼上，校长宣布全年级第一名的同学上台领奖，可是连续叫了好几声之后，那位学生才慢慢的走上台。

后来，老师问那位学生说："怎么了?是不是生病了?还是没听清楚?"

学生答："不是的，我是怕其他同学没听清楚。"

【哲理故事启示】名与利是多少人的捆绑、多少人的心结?我们被教育要争气、要出头，但是争气出头的，不过是少数人，沉默的大众毕竟还多数。想一想，有那么多人都和你我一样，不也是很兴奋的一件事吗?

10、理由充份

一辆载满乘客的公共汽车沿着下坡路快速前进着，有一个人后面紧紧地追赶着这辆车子。

一个乘客从车窗中伸出头来对追车子的人："老兄!算啦，你追不上的!"

"我必须追上它，"这人气喘吁吁地说："我是这辆车的司机"

【哲理故事启示】有些人必须非常认真努力，因为不这样的话，后果就十分悲惨了!然而也正因为必须全力以赴，潜在的本能和不为人知的特质终将充份展现出来。

作者：齐茉溪

星期五下午，我们进行了第五届“英华少年杯”讲故事比赛。

我们满怀信心的期待着！讲故事比赛终于开始了！我们班的曲姿谕和王浩然代表我们班去参加比赛，曲姿谕是第25个，王浩然是第11个，曲姿谕讲的是《注视的眼睛》，王浩然讲的是《岳飞刺字——精忠报国》。我们五年级一共有28个人讲故事。终于到王浩然了！王浩然一上台，气势高大，开始讲了！王浩然最后的得分是9。64分。

给我留下印象最深的是五（7）班杨云涵讲的《三袋米的故事》。这个故事呢，主要讲的是：“我”的妈妈让我考上重点大学，然而那个学校每个月初都要给学校送一袋米，“我”们家里很穷，没有钱去买米，“我”的妈妈更没有力气去耕田。妈妈每次去给米库的熊师傅送米，第一次妈妈带的米被熊师傅留了下来，第二次妈妈带的迷也被留了下来，到了第三次，熊师傅告诉妈妈：“你这次怎么还是杂碎米？”妈妈哭着说道：“因为我们家穷，每天我都是早晨早早得起来去村的外讨米，到天黑很晚我才回家。熊师傅也被感动了。

我也被这个故事深深地所感动。杨云涵是讲故事的第一名。

Humor is a flavor of our lives. Humor can soften relationship between

people; humor can adjust the atmosphere of different occasions; humor can bring

more fun and joy to our lives.

First, humor is very necessary in communicating with others because it can

soften relationship between people. In the process of getting along with others,

the occurrence of difference and contradiction is inevitable. Sometimes, when we

want to persuade others to agree with our points, we will find that our points

are easier to be accepted if we argue in a humorous tone.

Second, humor can adjust the atmosphere of different occasions. A person

having a good sense of humor is good at adjust the atmosphere. For example, in a

family, if the husband has a good sense humor, their family life would be more

harmonious because he can adjust the atmosphere in time to avoid the occurrence

of quarrel.

Finally, a person having a good sense of humor can bring fun and joy to

others. It is not difficult to find that a humorous person is always warmly

welcomed in any occasions because he can bring happiness to everywhere he goes.

In addition, staying with the humorous people, we will find that we will be more

positive and our lives will be more wonderful.

Therefore, all of us need to learn some skills of humor and use them

properly so that we can make our lives be more wonderful.

导语：幽默是一朵永不凋谢的智慧之花，以下是小编为大家精心整理的名人幽默故事，欢迎大家参考！

【名人幽默故事篇一：卓别林智斗强盗】

有一次，卓别林带着一大笔现款走在路上。突然，从路旁草丛里跃出一个蒙面强盗。

强盗威胁着要卓别林交出钱款。卓别林答应了，并对他说：“请在我帽子上开两枪吧，我好回去向主人交代!”强盗“叭叭”两声，照他的话做了。 “再在我的衣襟上开两枪吧!”卓别林又说。“叭叭”两声，强盗又照做了。“最后，请您再在我的裤腿上打两个洞，拜托了!”强盗一听，不耐烦地提起枪，又在裤腿上给了两枪。卓别林知道强盗的shou枪里再也没有子弹了，便一脚把他绊倒，飞也似地跑了。

【名人幽默故事篇二：张大千的胡子】

因为张大千留有一口长胡子，闹出一个笑话。

在一次吃饭时，一位朋友以他的长胡子为理由，连连不断地开玩笑，甚至消遣他。

可是，张大千却不烦恼，不慌不忙地说：“我也奉献诸位一个有关胡子的故事。刘备在关羽、张飞两弟亡故后，特意兴师伐吴为弟报仇。关羽之子关兴与张飞之子张苞复仇心切，争做先锋。为公平起见，刘备说： ‘你们分别讲述父亲的战功，谁讲得多，谁就当先锋。”张苞抢先发话：‘先父喝断长板桥，夜战马超，智取瓦口，义释严颜。”关兴口吃，但也不甘落后，说：‘先须长数尺，献帝当面称为美鬃公，所以先锋一职理当归我。’这时，关公立于云端，听完禁不住大骂道：‘不消子，为父当年斩颜良，诛文丑，过五关，斩六将，单刀赴会，这些光荣的的战绩都不讲，光讲你老子的一口胡子又有何用?”’

听完张大千讲的这个故事，众人哑口，从此再也不胡扯胡子的事了。

抗日战争胜利后，张大千要从上海返回四川老家。他的家生设宴为他饯行，邀著名京剧艺术家梅兰芳等社会名流作陪。宴会开始，张大千向梅兰芳敬酒说：“梅先生，你是君子，我是小人。我先敬你一杯。”梅兰芳不解其意，众宾客也莫名其妙。张大千含笑解释道：

“你是君子——唱戏动口，我是小人——画画动手。”一句话引得演堂大笑不已。

【名人幽默故事篇三：周恩来的外交故事】

50年代的一天，一位美国记者在采访谈话时，看到周恩来总理桌上一支美国派克钢笔。

他以带有几分讽刺的口吻问道：“请问总理阁下，你们堂堂中国人，为什么还要用我国钢笔呢?”

周总理听了，风趣地说：“谈起这支钢笔，话就长了。这是一位朝鲜朋友的抗美战利品，作为礼物赠送给我的。我无功受禄，就拒收。朋友说，留下做个纪念吧，我觉得有意义，就留下了这支贵国的钢笔。”

那位美国记者听了，如鲠在喉，无言以对。

【名人幽默故事篇四：丘吉尔的幽默】

英国首相丘吉尔有一个习惯，无论在什么时候做完工作，都要跳进热气腾腾的浴缸洗澡。然后光着身子在房子里踱步。

在访问美国期间，他正光着身子在房间里踱来踱去，突然有人敲门。“进来”，他喊道。门开了，罗斯福出现在他的面前?见到丘吉尔一丝不挂就要退出。“进来!总统先生”，丘吉尔伸出双臂叫道：“大不列颠的首相对合众国总统是没有什么要隐瞒的。”

一天。有人问丘吉尔，做个政治家要有什么条件。丘吉尔回答说：“政治家要能预言明日、下月、来年及将来发生的一些事情。”那个人又问：“假如到时候预言的事情未实现，那怎么办?”丘吉尔说：“那要再说出一个理由来。”

一位媚态十是的年轻妇人对丘吉尔说：“你有两点我不喜欢。”“哪两点?”“你执行的新政策和你嘴上的胡须。”

“哎呀，真的，夫人”，丘吉尔彬彬有礼地回答说：“请不要在意，您没有机会接触到其中任何一点。”

丘吉尔年轻时，曾作为一名战地记者被俘，他逃走了。

布尔人出价25磅悬赏他。几年后，他在自己的书房里建嘎悬赏他的告示配上镜框挂了起来，并对来防者讲述：“这是我的全部价格25磅吗?”

在第二次世界大战结束前的黑暗日子里，禁酒联合会的女士们访问丘吉尔，一位爱非难人的女士说：“首相先生，根据可靠的权威人士透露，在这次战争中你喝掉的全部含有酒精的饮料和白兰地如果能流入这间房子的话，大概可以灌到这里。”

这是一间大房间，她把她的手举到她的头上比划着———那就是说大半间房间灌满白兰地和含有酒精的其它饮料。

【名人幽默故事篇五：孙中山的幽默】

有一次，孙中山在广东大学(今中山大学)讲民族主义。礼堂不大，听的人很多，天气又热一些，听着听着有人就要入睡。这时，孙中山便穿插一个故事说：“那年我在香港读书时，看见许多苦力工人聚在一起谈得很起劲，有人哈哈大笑。觉得奇怪，便上前问一下。有一个苦力说：后生哥!读书好了，知道我们的事于你无益。又一个告诉我：我们当中一个行家，辛辛苦苦地积蓄了五块钱，买一张马票，牢牢记住那上面的号码，把它藏在日常用来挑东西的竹杠里。等到开奖，竟真的中了头奖，他欢喜万分，以为领奖后可以买洋房、做生意，这一生再也不用这根挑东西的杠子过生活了，就把竹杠狠狠地扔到大海里。不消说，连那张马票也一齐丢了。钱没有到手却先丢了竹杠，结果是空欢喜一场。说到这儿。大家听得入迷，禁不住笑了起来。孙中山接着归到本题：“对于我们大家，民族主义就是这根竹杠，千万不能丢啊!”孙中山就是运用这种生动风趣的谈吐宣传革命道理，唤起民众，深受群众的欢迎。

【名人幽默故事篇六：孔子的幽默】

今天有幽默感的人越来越少，所以也就越来越不好玩了。

有些人智力很好，很聪明，反应很快，但就是没有幽默感。不知道为什么。

我想了一下，那个老农当初为什么要写一个认真的“真”字叫孔老夫子的弟子认，是因为老农认为，执念的根子在世人的心中埋得太深了，这个根子已经穿透了人的视网膜，所以只会认真，看不见“直八”。

故事是这样的：一大群弟子随孔子出行，路上看见一老农在给庄稼浇水，就上前去求水喝，老农听说他们的老师是孔子，就写了一个“真”让他们认，结果全错了，人人都指认此字为“真”。

孔子最后认出了老农写的这个字读“直八”。孔子的眼睛没有被蒙蔽，蒙在他眼睛上的那块黑布被拿掉了。他就成了那个时代少数活着的智者之一：睁开眼睛，他看见了直八，没有看见黑布。，

学生到底不如老师，这也是没有办法的事情。

大清王朝的那些学者也很白痴，在通往圣贤的道路上，他们越走越远，越来越离经叛道。道不在彼岸，道也不在身边，道在心里，而心在身体里。身体必须动起来，所以王yang明说，要知行合一。

【名人幽默故事篇七：怀表成了鸡蛋】

牛顿从事科学研究时非常专心，时常忘却生活中的小事。有一次，给牛顿做饭的老太太有事要出去，就把鸡蛋放在桌子上说：“先生!我出去买东西，请您自己煮个鸡蛋吃吧，水已经在烧了!”

正在聚精会神地计算的牛顿，头也不抬地“嗯”了一声。老保姆回来以后问牛顿煮了鸡蛋没有，牛顿头也没抬地说：“煮了!”老太太掀开锅盖一看，惊呆了：锅里居然煮了一块怀表，鸡蛋却还在原地放着。原来牛顿忙于计算，胡乱把怀表扔到了锅里。

【名人幽默故事篇八：安徒生的幽默故事】

安徒生衣着朴素，生活节俭，他戴了一顶旧帽子出门，

有人问他：“您脑袋上那个东西是什么?能算是帽子吗?”

安徒生反问：“您帽子下面那个东西是什么?能算是脑袋吗?”

【名人幽默故事篇九：乔治.华盛顿的故事】

乔治.华盛顿是美国第一任总统。他有一个年轻的秘书，一天早晨，这位秘书来迟了，他发现华盛顿正在等候他，感到很内疚，

便说他的表出了毛病。

华盛顿平静地回答：“恐怕你得换一只表，否则我就要换一位秘书。”

【名人幽默故事篇十： 爱因斯坦的故事】

一群青年学生请爱因斯坦解释什么是相对论，爱因斯坦生动而又幽默地打了个比方：

“你和一个美丽的姑娘坐上两小时，你会感到好像只坐了一分钟;

但要是在炙热的火炉边，哪怕坐一分钟，你却好像是坐了两小时，这就是相对论。

凤凰城著名演说家罗伯特说：我发现幽默具有一种把年龄变为心理状态的力量，而不是生理状态的。他还有另外一句著名的妙语：青春永驻的秘诀是谎报年龄。他70岁生日时，有很多朋友来看望他，其中有人劝他戴上帽子，因为他头顶秃了。罗伯特回答说：你不知道光着秃头有多好，我是第一个知道下雨的人!

幽默能让世人笑口常开，从而能从一种乐观向上的生活态度中获得幸福的感觉。

有这样一则故事：

在一个小山村里，有一对残疾夫妇，女人双腿瘫痪，男人双目失明。春夏秋冬：播种、管理、收获一年四季，女人用眼睛观察世界，男人用双腿丈量生活。时光如水，却始终没有冲刷掉洋溢在他们脸上的幸福。

有人问他们为什么如此幸福时，他们异口同声地反问：我们为什么不幸福呢？男人笑着说：我双目失明，才能完全拥有我妻子的眼睛！女人也微笑着说：我双腿瘫痪，我才完全拥有他的双腿啊！

这就是幸福，一种乐观豁达的胸怀，一种左右逢源的幽默人生佳境！

拥有了这种胸怀和这种境界，心灵就犹如有了源头的活水，我们就能用心灵的眼睛去发现幸福，发现美。在我们眼中，姹紫嫣红、草长莺飞是美的；大漠孤烟、长河落日也是美的；我们甚至可以用心领会到留得残荷听雨声、菊残犹有傲霜枝的优美意境。

这就是乐观，这就是幸福

如果我们像那对夫妇一样，抱着这种乐观的生活态度，去发现幽默，发现幸福，我们必然能生活在欢声笑语中。下面是一个相关的名人幽默故事：

美国第26位总统西奥多?罗斯福（1858~1919）有一次许多东西被偷了。他的朋友写信安慰他，他在给朋友回信中说：谢谢你来信安慰我，我现在很平静。这要感谢上帝，因为：第一，贼偷去的是我的东西，而没有偷去我的生命。第二，贼只是偷去了我一部分东西，而不是全部。第三，最值得庆幸的是：做贼的是他，而不是我。

欢乐和笑声是人们生活中必备的良药，它使人们总能保持一种乐观的生活态度。只要幽默存在，就能使人放松心情，而唯有贤者才能在任何情况下都保持宽松的心境。

拥有乐观的人生态度是幸福的支柱。而幸福是乐观要抵达的目的地，要想使自己幸福，就要首先具备乐观的精神，幽默的心态。

生活是多姿多彩的，关键是你用什么样的眼光来看待它。拥有一个正确的视角，你会发现生活原来如此美好。

During the composition class, the teacher sent a story about a senior high school student who had read from small to large, and realized that "poverty is the best university."".

The student was very poor in his family, but he worked hard and studied hard.Once, he went to Tianjin, and eager rushed home to tread on air, want to tell the family, but the family home, the face is full of melancholy, because my parents quarrel, the old grandpa excited and died, so he will score plug under the pillow, will that happy look away, but his mother went out of his way, make money for him.

He is very sensible, very considerate parents, more frugal, eat not only think of the amount, method and his mother taught her to read English, according to his mother to do, indeed, half a year after the English exam in the top three class.

This story gave me a lot of inspiration, which "poverty is one of the best universities", this sentence has influenced me the most, I used to think that the poor can not chengdaqi, but this story has inspired me to learn the best starting point instead of poverty!

[小故事的英语读后感

Helen Keller once wrote about these early days.

One beautiful spring morning I was alone in my room, reading. Suddenly a wonderful smell in the air made me get up and put out my hands . The spirit of spring seemed to be passing in my room. "What is it?"I asked. The next minute I knew it was coming from mimosa tree outside. I walked outside to the edge of the garden, toward the tree. There it was, shaking in the warm sunshine. Its long branches, so heavy with flowers, almost touched the ground. I walked through the flowers to the tree itself and then just stood silent. Then I put my foot on the tree and pulled myself up into it. I climbed higher and higher until I reached a little seat. Long ago someone had put it there. I sat for a long time... Nothing in all the world was like this.

Later Helen learned that nature could be cruel as well as beautiful. Strangely enough she discovery this in a different kind of tree.

One day my teacher and I were returning from a long walk. It was a fine morning but it started to get warm and heavy. We stopped to rest two or three times. Our last stop was under a cherry tree, a short way from our house. The shade was nice and the tree was easy to climb. Miss Sullivan climbed with me. It was so coot up in the tree, we decided to have lunch there. I promised to sit still until she went to the house for some food. Suddenly a change came over the tree. I knew the sky was black because all the heat which meant light to me had died out of the air. A strange odor came up to me from the earth . I knew it. It was the odor which always comes before a thunder storm. I felt alone, cut off from friends, high above the firm earth. I was frightened and wanted my teacher. wanted to get down from that tree quickly, but I was no help to myself. There was a moment of terrible silence. Then a sudden and violent wind began to shake the tree and its leaves kept coming down all around me. I almost fell. I wanted to jump, but was afraid to do so. I tried to make myself small in the tree as the branches rubbed against me. Just us I thought that both the tree and I were going to fall, a hand touched me . It was my teacher. I held her with all my strength, then shook with joy to feel the solid earth under my feet.

Miss Sullivan stayed with Helen for many year. She taught Helen how to read, how to write and how to speak. She helped her to get ready for school and college. More than anything, Helen wanted to do what others did, and do it just as well. In time Helen did go to college and completed her studies with high honors. But it was a hard struggle. Few of the books she needed were written in the Braille language that the blind could read by touching pages. Miss Sullivan and others had to teach her what was in these books by forming words in her hands. The study of geometry and physics was especially difficult. Helen could only learn about squares, triangles and other geometrical forms by making them with wires. She kept feeling the different shapes of these wires until she could see them in her mind.

During her second year college Miss Keller wrote the story of her life and what a college meant to her. This is what she wrote.

My first day at Radcliffe college was of great interest. Some powerful force inside me made me test my mind. I wanted to learn if it was as good as that of others. I learned many things at college. One thing I slowly learned was that knowledge does not just mean power, as some people say. Knowledge leads to happiness because to have it is to know what is true and real. To know what great man of the past had thought, said, and done is to feel the heartbeat of humanity down through the ages.

All of Helen Kellers knowledge reached her mind through her sense of touch and smell, and of course her feelings. To know a flower was to touch it, feel it and smell it. This sense of touch became greatly developed as she got older. She once said that hands speak almost as loudly as words. She said the touch of some hands frightened her. The people seemed so empty of joy that when she touched their cold fingers it is as if she were shaking bands with a storm. She found the hands of others full of sunshine and warmth. Strangely enough Helen Keller learned to love things she could not hear, music for example. She did this through her sense of touch. When waves of air beat against her, she felt them. Sometimes she put her hand to a singers throat. She often stood for hours with her hands on a piano while it was played. Once she listened to an organ. Its powerful songs made her moved her body in rhythm with the music. She also liked to go to museums. She thought she understood sculptures as well as others. Her fingers told her the true size and the feel of the material.

What did Helen Keller think of herself, what did she think about the tragic lost of her sight and hearing. This is what she wrote as a young girl.

Sometimes a sense of loneliness covers me like a cold mist. I sit alone, and wait at life s shut-door. Beyond there is light and music and sweet friendship. But I may not enter. Silence sits heavy upon my soul. Then comes hope with a sweet smile and said

softly " There is joy in forgetting oneself And so I tried to make the light in others eyes my sun, the music in others ears my symphony, the smile on others lips my happiness.

Helen Keller was tall and strong. When she spoke, her face looked very alive. It helped to give meaning to her words. She often felt the faces of close friends when she was talking to them to discover their feelings. She and Miss Sullivan both were known for their sense of humor. They enjoyed jokes and laughing at funny things that happened to themselves or others. Helen Keller had to work hard to support herself after she finished college. She spoke to many groups around the country. She wrote several books and she made one movie based on her life. Her main goal was to increase public interest in the difficulties of people with physical problems. The work Helen Keller and Anne Sullivan did has been written and talked about for many years. Their success showed how people can conquer great difficulties. Anne Sullivan died in 1936, blind herself. Before Miss Sullivan died, Helen wrote and said many kind things about her.

It was the genius of my teacher, her sympathy, her love which made my first years of education so beautiful. My teacher is so near to me that I do not think of myself as a part from her. All the best of me belongs to her. Everything I am today was awakened by her loving touch .

Helen Keller died on June 1st, 1968. She was 87 year old. Her message of courage and hope remains.

It happened that the cat met Mr. Fox in the woods. She thought, "He is intelligent and well experienced, and is highly regarded in the world," so she spoke to him in a friendly manner, "Good-day, my dear Mr. Fox. How is it going? How are you? How are you getting by in these hard times?"

The fox, filled with arrogance, examined the cat from head to feet, and for a long time did not know whether he should give an answer. At last he said, "Oh, you poor beard-licker, you speckled fool, you hungry mouse hunter, what are you thinking? Have you the nerve to ask how I am doing? What do you know? How many tricks do you understand?"

"I understand but one," answered the cat, modestly.

"What kind of a trick is it?" asked the fox.

"When the dogs are chasing me, I can jump into a tree and save myself."

"Is that all?" said the fox. "I am master of a hundred tricks, and in addition to that I have a sackful of cunning. I feel sorry for you. Come with me, and I will teach you how one escapes from the dogs."

Just then a hunter came by with four dogs. The cat jumped nimbly up a tree, and sat down at its top, where the branches and foliage completely hid her.

"Untie your sack, Mr. Fox, untie your sack," the cat shouted to him, but the dogs had already seized him, and were holding him fast.

"Oh, Mr. Fox," shouted the cat. "You and your hundred tricks are left in the lurch. If you been able to climb like I can, you would not have lost your life."

一只猫在森林里遇到一只狐狸，心想：“他又聪明，经验又丰富，挺受人尊重的。”於是它很友好地和狐狸打招呼：“日安，尊敬的狐狸先生，您好吗?这些日子挺艰难的，您过得怎么样?”

狐狸傲慢地将猫从头到脚地打量了一番，半天拿不定主意是不是该和它说话。最后它说：“哦，你这个倒霉的长着鬍子、满身花纹的傻瓜、饥肠辘辘地追赶老鼠的傢伙，你会啥?有甚么资格问我过得怎么样?你都学了点甚么本事?”

“我只有一种本领。”猫谦虚地说。

“甚么本领?”狐狸问。

“有人追我的时候，我会爬到树上去藏起来保护自己。”

“就这本事?”狐狸不屑地说，“我掌握了上百种本领，而且还有满口袋计谋。我真觉得你可怜，跟着我吧，我教你怎么从追捕中逃生。”

就在这时，猎人带着四条狗走近了。猫敏捷地窜到一棵树上，在树顶上蹲伏下来，茂密的树叶把它遮挡得严严实实。

“快打开你的计谋口袋，狐狸先生，快打开呀!”猫冲着狐狸喊道。可是猎狗已经将狐狸扑倒咬住了。“哎呀，狐狸先生，”猫喊道，“你的千百种本领就这么给扔掉了!假如你能像我一样爬树就不至於丢了性命了!”

1、罗斯福还未当上美国总统之前，家中遭窃，朋友写信安慰他。罗斯福回信说：谢谢你的来信，我现在心中很平静，因为：第一、窃贼只偷去我的财物，并没有伤害我的生命。第二、窃贼只偷走部分的东西，而非全部。第三、最值得庆幸的是，做贼的是他，而不是我。一言可以兴邦，一言可以亡国。

2、美国前总统里根在任初期遭遇枪击，子弹穿入胸部，情况危急。在生命攸关的当头，里根面对赶来探视的太太的第一句话竟是：亲爱的，我忘记躲开了。美国民众得知总统在身受重伤时，仍能不忘幽默本色，康复应该指日可待，因此也稳定了可能因总统受伤而动荡的政局。事情发生之后，是好是坏都不重要，重要的是，你从哪个角度去切入。

3、英国首相威尔逊，在一次演讲中，刚进行到一半时，台下突然有个捣蛋分子，高声打断了他：狗屎！垃圾！威尔逊虽然受到干扰，但他情急生智，不慌不忙的说：这位先生，请稍安勿躁，我马上就要讲到你提出的关于环保的问题了。全场不禁为他的机智反应鼓掌喝彩。掌握自己的情绪，才能掌握自己的未来。

4、邱吉尔首相在一次公开场合演讲时，由台下递上来一张纸条，上面只写着两个字：笨蛋。邱吉尔知道台下有反对他的人等着看他出糗，便神色轻松地对大家说：刚才我收到一封信，可惜写信人只记得署名，忘了写内容。邱吉尔不但没有被不快的情绪控制，反而用幽默将了对方一军，实在是高招。幽默的机智反应并非只是能言善道，而是一种快乐、成熟的生活态度，掌握了它等于掌握智慧的结晶，得到快乐的泉源。

5、一天，拿破仑到野外打猎，突然听见远处有人呼叫，他循声走去，看见一人落水，正大声求救。拿破仑毫不犹豫的举起枪来，大声叫道：喂！听好！你要是不爬上来，我就开枪打死你。那个人听了，顿时忘记落水的危险，立刻使尽全力向岸边游去。上岸的第一句话就是：你不救我就算了，为什么还要开枪打死我？拿破仑从容不迫的回答说：假如刚才我不吓唬你，你就不会奋力游上岸，那又怎么能脱险呢？要别人怎样对你，自己先怎样对别人。

6、艾森豪威尔将军参加某餐会，会中安排演讲节目，总共邀请五位贵宾致词，艾森豪威尔排在最后一位上台。前面四位，个个千言万语、赘言连连，轮到他时，时间已近十点了，台下早已意态阑珊、兴致缺缺。善解人意的艾森豪威尔将军一上台便说：任何演讲都会有句点，我就作为今晚演讲的句点好了。语毕鞠躬而退。

7、有一次，萧伯纳在街上行走，被一个冒失鬼骑车撞倒在地上，幸好并无大碍。肇事者急忙扶起他，连声抱歉，萧伯纳拍拍屁股诙谐的说：你的运气真不好，先生，如果你把我装死了，就可以名扬四海了。善于表达的人，有的是论点犀利，一针见血，有的是滔滔雄辩，口若悬河，但是都不如令听者发出真心微笑的幽默话语来的巧妙，来得“四两拨千斤”。

8、一次，美国知名作家马克吐温，因为看不惯国会议员在国会通过某个法案，而在报纸上刊登了一个广告，上面写着：国会议员有一半是混蛋。报纸一卖出，许多抗议电话随之而来，这些国会议员可不认为自己是混蛋，纷纷要求马克吐温更正。马克吐温于是又登了一个更正启事：我错了，国会议员，有一半不是混蛋。有幽默感的人，凡事健康思考，保持正面态度，当遇到困难时，比较容易化险为夷。

The Blacksmith And Dog

Those who will not work deserve to starve.

A Blacksmith had a little Dog, which used to sleep when his master was at work, but was very wide awake indeed when it was time for meals.

One day his master pretended to be disgusted at this, xiaogushi8.com and then he had thrown him a bone as usual, he said, “What on earth is the good of a lazy cur like you?”

When I am hammering away at my anvil, you just curl up and go to sleep: but no sooner do I stop for a mouthful of food than you wake up and wag your tail to be fed.

二（6）班廖婧瑶

今天，我们二年级段讲故事比赛太精彩了！

印象最深刻的是谢林果同学，她讲的《灯孩儿》的故事让我非常感动，最后灯孩儿为了小盲孩牺牲了自己，把光明带给小盲孩让他重见光明。但我相信灯孩儿下一年还会来的。

还有黄星皓同学，他讲的是《我的幸运一天》，讲得非常搞笑，尤其是里面的那只猪，超级可爱！好像从头到尾我都是咧着嘴听完他的故事，心情都变得轻松、开心！

我心里也跃跃欲试，好想上台表演，但是我不够勇敢，没准备好，我相信自己总有那么一天！

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幽默与严肃不经意地碰到了一起。严肃鄙夷地朝幽默斜了一眼，正要绕道而行时被幽默拦住了去路。

幽默嘿嘿地笑着说：“严肃大哥，你为何每次见了我就像是见了敌人一样呀?我并没有得罪过你呀?”

严肃扳着面孔说：“你是没有得罪我，但我看不惯你那啥事都嘻嘻哈哈的劲头，与你为伍我觉得脸红!”

幽默仍然是一副满不在乎的样子说：“严肃大哥你误会我了。其实我是觉得活得太累，想尽量通过开心一笑来减轻烦恼与压力，难道这有错吗?”

严肃说：“错倒是没错，不过你那满嘴无正经，全身无正形，专以嘲弄别人为快事的做法我不认同!”

听了严肃的这句话，幽默长长地叹了口气说：“唉!大哥呀，你就不能改改你那一层不变、看啥都是正经，古板、刻薄的眼光吗?我们可不是你说的那样下三滥。幽默的人先必须学会跟自己幽默才能去与别人幽默!幽默不是与人为敌而是与人为善;跟可以幽默的人幽默，对不可以幽默的人沉默;先智慧地嘲弄自己再智慧地嘲弄别人。这些幽默的原则你知道吗?”

严肃摇了摇头说：“第一次听说，觉得有点意思，也觉得很新鲜!”

幽默说：“世界上有意思的事多着呢!怪只怪你一天到晚以正统自居，看别的都认为是歪门斜道。其实我俩并不矛盾，幽默是轻松的严肃，是容易被人接受的严肃，我一直都在取你之长补己之短，如果你再不变革我相信要不了多久，你就会剩下一副人见人厌的外壳了，你说谁还会喜欢你呢?”

严肃苦笑着干咳了两声说：“嗯嗯，听君一席谈胜读十年书呀!惭愧!惭愧!唉!幽默老弟呀，你这可是说到我的痛处了。实话跟你老弟说吧，我活得确实不轻松呀!整天板着个脸，一本正经的连儿女都对我敬而远之，更别说是朋友了，他们正是说我不幽默。我现在可对你刮目相看了，怎么样?给我来点幽默好不好?”

幽默却摇了摇头说：“为了幽默而幽默就不幽默了!哦，对不起我还有事，等哪天有空我再和你幽默一把!”

严肃看着幽默的背影大声说：“那我们能成为朋友吗?”

“心急吃不了热汤圆，等我们能够互相幽默的时侯就成为好朋友啦!”远处传来幽默的回答声。

A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda cant take it home.

Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. "I know! I have a good idea." she jumps and shouts happily, "I can roll a pumpkin. Its like a wheel."

So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, "Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?" the little panda answers proudly, "I cant lift it, but I can roll it." Her mother smiled and says, "What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,"

聪明的熊猫

一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是这只南瓜太大了，她没有办法把这么大的南瓜带回家。

突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来。她看着自行车，跳着说：“有了!我有办法了。我可以把南瓜滚回家去。南瓜好像车轮。

于是她把那瓜滚回家。当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候，很惊讶：“天啊!这么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它带回家来的?”小熊猫自豪地说;“我拎不动它，可是我能滚动它啊!”她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊!记住：只要你肯动脑筋，没有难办的事。

二（6）班徐康淇

今天下午，我们学校二年级段，在六楼大教室举行了讲故事比赛。

上台讲故事的同学都讲得很棒。我觉得讲的最精彩的是黄星皓的《我的幸运一天》。黄星皓左手拿着狐狸右手拿着小猪，他一边讲着故事，一边用手里的布偶做动作。他的声音真好听，同学们都听得入迷。故事里的小猪真聪明。他讲了好多道理，让狐狸不要吃它。到最后狐狸还要为小猪按摩。这个故事让我明白了，只要动脑筋，再强大的敌人也会被打倒。

还有一位同学讲的也不错，她是丁星妤，她讲的是《驼背小龙虾》。丁星妤的故事特别有趣，逗得同学们哈哈大笑。

我坐在下面听着同学们讲故事，心想：如果我也能上台给大家讲一个故事，那该多好啊！

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After the tortoise than the rabbit said, proud of all the animals do not post. Some people say it, it is proud to say: "even the legs of rabbits but I have run, what do you count?" Rabbit unconvinced everyday practice run, a decision(再跟)turtle Yijuecixiong. Training for a few days, rabbits in the "Forest Journal," to the war on the turtle. Turtle accepted. Unwittingly race that day, turtles and rabbits are standing on the starting line. With the "bang" sound of rabbits and turtles are out of the starting line, and soon, the rabbit would Shuaixia the tortoise, the lead. Rabbit Bozhaobozhao suddenly heard shouting "help" the sound of a rabbit stopped, only a small Lark fell into the sea, has been quick to die, rabbits think: not refusing. Will not hesitate to jump into the river, although the river is not deep, fast-flowing, rabbits will not waterborne, it can only small Lark difficult to travel to.

It so happened that can run from waterborne the tortoise, rabbit busy shouting: "turtle, Come Back on the Skylark." Turned a deaf ear turtle, I thought: If I go into the sea will be lost rabbits, no doors! End also want to run again. Rabbit had rescued a small Lark, which has wasted a lot of time, rabbits rush farewell small Lark, Batuijiubo. When the rabbit get to the end, the host elephant Baba is pegged to the turtle medals? Turtle see rabbits, proudly said: "Who let more nosy, deserves!" Was exactly at that time, sounded a loud voice: "medal should belong to the rabbit!" This is small Skylark. Qi asked why everyone, small Lark to the situation have said Yiwuyishi out. "Yes, the rabbit should be a first!" "Gold medal to the rabbit!"…… Elephant Baba nodded, and the gold medal to hang rabbit. Finally turtle with a high low in the first.