英语幽默故事比赛英语作文（优秀20篇）

When early man invented clothes,he probably wanted to keep warm.I am sure he never intended that it should become as elaborate as it has become today.For many a year,traditional clothes and modern clothes have been in competition as to which of them make the wearer more beautiful.But it does seem that a lot of modern clothes are simpler and more practical.Perhaps we are moving back to the age of cavemen who wore clothes for practical purposes.

Modern clothes are definitely more practical as against traditional clothes.Almost all people now wear modern clothes.Nowadays even more and more people wear casual clothes.Jeans are everywhere except at formal parties.T-shirts are common,too.They look comfortable and fashionable.However,there are also a lot of people who take the trouble to dress well in formal clothes like shirts,trousers and suits.I find them smart,too.

But then,it is important to hold on to our topic.In my opinion,each type of dress has its place.Modern clothes are ideal for most situations,while casual clothes are worn more freely.As to traditional clothes,they must be worn for special occasions

[关于比赛的英语作文

我爱我的家，爱爸爸、妈妈，他们也非常爱我，一个幸福的大家庭。

暑假里，大多数就我一个人在家里，爸爸、妈妈都要上班，可是有一天早上，8点了，爸爸、妈妈都还没有出门，我十分好奇，就问爸爸：“爸爸，你们怎么不上班啊？”爸爸笑着说：“暑假都是你一个人在家，今天，我们就陪你玩一天！”我开心地笑了。

想了好久，我们终于想出了一个游戏，它既可以学习，又可以玩——“英语单词比赛”。我、爸爸、妈妈三人轮流做裁判，共3轮，每一轮有2关，第一关是必答关，第二轮是抢答关，谁先举手就先回答，答对一题加一分。

比赛开始了。妈妈先做裁判。妈妈问爸爸：“苹果英语怎么说?”“苹果，苹果……”爸爸答不出来，急得抓耳挠腮。第二个问题：“library图书馆怎么拼？”“嗯，l-i-b-r-a-r-y！对吧。”“答对了，加一分。下一题，自行车怎么说？”“啊，这个我知道，bike。”“嗯，再加一分。”现在轮到我了，我十分自信，有十分认真。“地铁怎么拼？”“s-u-b-w-a-y。”“对，加一分。”……时间过去了很久，我做完裁判了，接下来，该爸爸做裁判了。爸爸一直对着我们笑，感觉不怀好意，似乎会出很难的题。“电影院怎么拼1、2、3.”我飞快地举起了手：“c-i-n-e-m-a。”“对了，加一分。第二题，国家怎么拼？”我想了一会，举起了手，而一旁的妈妈早就举手了，这次只能失去机会了。

十分钟过去了，二十分钟过去了，半个小时过去后，我们的比赛结束了，我、妈妈、爸爸的比分是20：19：13。“我赢啦！”我高兴地一蹦三尺高。咦，爸爸呢？奥，原来他正拿着英语书补习呢：“下周我们再来吧！”“好啊！”我和妈妈齐声说。

瞧！我们在一起多开心，我有一个幸福温暖的大家庭！

你听说过害的女儿的故事么。如果没有，快来看看吧。

"Yes, you are dear to me," said the prince; "for you have the best heart, and you are the most devoted to me; you are like a young maiden whom I once saw, but whom I shall never meet again. I was in a ship that was wrecked, and the waves cast me ashore near a holy temple, where several young maidens performed the service. The youngest of them found me on the shore, and saved my life. I saw her but twice, and she is the only one in the world whom I could love; but you are like her, and you have almost driven her image out of my mind. She belongs to the holy temple, and my good fortune has sent you to me instead of her;we will never part."

“是的,你是我最亲爱的人!”王子说,“因为你在一切人中有一颗最善良的心。你对我是最亲爱的,你很像我某次看到过的一个年轻女子,可是我永远再也看不见她了。那时我是坐在一艘船上——这船已经沉了。巨浪把我推到一个神庙旁的岸上。有几个年轻女子在那儿作祈祷。她们最年轻的一位在岸旁发现了我,因此救了我的生命。我只看到过她两次:她是我在这世界上能够爱的唯一的人,但是你很像她,你几乎代替了她留在我的灵魂中的印象。她是属于这个神庙的,因此我的幸运特别把你送给我。让我们永远不要分离吧!”

"Ah, he knows not that it was I who saved his life," thought the little mermaid. "I carried him over the sea to the wood where the temple stands: I sat beneath the foam, and watched till the human beings came to help him. I saw the pretty maiden that he loves better than he loves me;" and the mermaid sighed deeply, but she could not shed tears. "He says the maiden belongs to the holy temple, therefore she will never return to the world. They will meet no more: while I am by his side, and see him every day. I will take care of him, and love him, and give up my life for his sake."

“啊,他却不知道我救了他的生命!”小人鱼想。“我把他从海里托出来,送到神庙所在的一个树林里。我坐在泡沫后面,窥望是不是有人会来。我看到那个美丽的姑娘——他爱她胜过于爱我。”这时小人鱼深深地叹了一口气——她哭不出声来。“那个姑娘是属于那个神庙的——他曾说过。她永不会走向这个人间的世界里来——他们永不会见面了。我是跟他在一起,每天看到他的。我要照看他,热爱他,对他献出我的生命!”

Very soon it was said that the prince must marry, and that the beautiful daughter of a neighboring king would be his wife, for a fine ship was being fitted out. Although the prince gave out that he merely intend

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“哈哈哈！”经常能听见笑声从教室传出，这肯定就是我们幽默的英语老师在上课。

她长得不高不矮，面容清秀，樱桃小嘴，长发披肩，还有双会说话的眼睛，经常逗的我们哈哈大笑。

她才三十几岁，却有着丰富的知识，还会用一些英语说笑话，下课时她会带我们做游戏，给我们东西吃，因此我用英语给她取了个外号叫，“howlong”。

虽然平时龙老师这么幽默，但是一上课就像变了一个人似的，非常严肃，只要是她讲过的题，我们一而再，再而三的错，她就会大发雷霆，但是她一看我们的表情又会哈哈大笑。比如有一次一张试卷上的题要改否定句，一般疑问和特殊疑问句，我们班有13个人没做出来，一开始她发怒了，用马克笔和戒尺重重的敲在白板上，后来我们都会了她就笑了。

这就是我们的龙老师，我会永远记住她。

英语寓言故事The Prophet

The Prophet

A WIZARD, sitting in the marketplace, was telling the fortunes of

the passers-by when a person ran up in great haste, and

announced to him that the doors of his house had been broken open

and that all his goods were being stolen. He sighed heavily and

hastened away as fast as he could run. A neighbor saw him

running and said, "Oh! you fellow there! you say you can foretell

the fortunes of others; how is it you did not foresee your own?

真的小猛士：美国9岁男孩徒手斗鳄鱼

A brave 9-year-old is recovering in hospital after he wrestled a 9-foot, 400lb alligator off him with his bare hands - and he now plans to make a necklace from a tooth doctors found embedded in a wound on his back.

美国佛罗里达州一名9岁的小男孩，在湖中游泳时，遭到一条长9英尺(约2.7米长)、重400磅(约180多公斤)的短吻鳄袭击，赤手与其搏斗之后，小男孩身上多处受伤，目前正在医院治疗中。医生从他背部的伤口里取出一颗短吻鳄的牙齿，小男孩表示想把它做成项链。

James Barney Jr, spoke calmly and eloquently about his ordeal from hospital, where he was tucked up in bed with a teddy bear by his side. He was covered in some 30 teeth marks, doctors said.

小男孩名叫小詹姆斯·巴尼，他在医院里平静、生动地讲述了自己与短吻鳄搏斗的经历，在他床边还放有一只泰迪熊。医生说，小詹姆斯全身有30多处牙印。

The little boy described how it was a hot day so he had parked his bike and jumped into Lake Tohopekaliga - a lake that people are forbidden to swim in - when he felt something brush against his leg.

小詹姆斯说那天特别热，于是他就把自行车停在一旁自己跳进了托霍普卡莱加湖，这个湖是禁止人们在里面游泳的，刚一进去他就感觉有东西擦到他的腿了。

It really amazed me what happened. At first, I thought someone was just playing with me, and I didnt know what happened, he told ABC.

“后来发生的事情真的让我大吃一惊。但开始的时候，我以为是有人在跟我闹着玩，我并不知道发生了什么事情。”他告诉美国广播公司(ABC)的记者。

I reached down to grab it, and I felt its jaw, I felt its teeth, and I didnt know what to do, so I immediately reacted and hit it a couple times. And I had enough strength to pry its jaw open. The child pulled the powerful jaws open long enough to slide out and swim to shore.

“我潜入水中抓住了它，摸到了它的下巴，摸到了它的牙齿，可不知道该怎么做，不过我立刻就反应过来了赶紧猛打了它几下，并使劲撑开了它的嘴巴。”小詹姆斯把它的嘴巴撑得足够大后赶紧退后并向岸边游去。

Witnesses say the boy surfaced, screaming that hed been bitten by an alligator. They immediately called 911.

目击者称小男孩浮出水面后尖叫着说自己被一只短吻鳄咬到了。于是他们立刻拨打911报警。

[英语的寓言故事The Prophet

昨天我和小伙伴们举行了一场精彩的足球比赛。我们分成两队，每队11个人。比赛开始后，我们两个队都踢得很积极。只见球迅速地从一个人脚下传到另一个人脚下，真是一场精彩的比赛。最后，我们踢平了。我们彼此向对手表示祝贺，真正体现了“友谊第一，比赛第二”的体育精神。

yesterday my companions and i held a football game in the playground. we were divided into two groups, with eleven players on each side. when the game started, both of us played actively. i could only see the ball passed quickly from one to another. it was really a wonderful game. at last, the game ended in a draw. we congratulated each other. the game really embodied the sports slogan of "friendship first, competition second".

football is the most popular ball in the world. more and more people like watching football matches. they cant sleep or eat when their teams are playing.they shout for their players. i think many chinese football player have done better match after match since the professional football league of china was set up. but we still have a long way to go to asia and to the world. we should learn from foreign teams. foreign players and coaches must be invited. dalian wanda, shanghai shenhua and guangd0ng apollo are among the best.

足球是世界上最流行的球类运动。现在越来越多韵人喜欢看足球比赛，当他们的球队参加比赛的时候，他们可以废寝忘食地为他们的队员加油。我认为自从中国足协建立以来，许多中国足球的比赛踢得一场比一场好了。但是我们的足球要冲出亚洲、奔向世界还有很长的路要走。我们应该向国外的球队学习，邀请一些外国的运动员和教练到我们中间来。大连万达、上海申花、广东太阳神都是最出色的球队。

[足球比赛英语作文

——穷人和富人的区别在哪，看完你明白一切

有个穷人，因为吃不饱穿不暖，而在佛祖面前痛哭流涕，诉说生活的艰苦，天天干活累的半死却挣不来几个钱。

哭了半晌他突然开始埋怨道："这个社会太不公平了，为什么富人天天悠闲自在，而穷人就应该天天吃苦受累？"

佛祖微笑的问："要怎样你才觉得公平哪？"

穷人急忙说道："要让富人和我一样穷，干一样的活，如果富人还是富人我就不再埋怨了。"

佛祖点头道："好吧！"说完佛祖把一位富人变成了和穷人一样穷的人。

并给了他们一家一座山，每天挖出来的煤当天可以卖掉买食物，限期一个月之内挖光煤山

穷人和富人一起开挖，穷人平常干惯了粗活，挖煤这活对他就是小菜一碟，很快他挖了一车煤，拉去集市上卖了钱，用这些钱他全买了好吃的，拿回家给老婆孩子解馋。

富人平时没干过重活，挖一会停一会，还累的满头大汗。到了傍晚才勉强挖了一车拉到集市上买，换来的钱他只买了几个硬馒头，其余的钱都留了起来。

第二天穷人早早起来开始挖煤，富人却去逛集市。不一会带回俩个穷人来，这两个穷人膀大腰圆，他们二话没说就开始给富人挖煤，而富人站在一边指手画脚的监督着。只一上午的功夫富人就指挥两个穷人挖出了几车煤去，富人把煤卖了又雇了几个苦力，一天下来，他除了给工人开工钱，剩下的钱还比穷人赚的钱多几倍。

一个月很快过去了，穷人只挖了煤山的一角，每天赚来的钱都买了好吃好喝，基本没有剩余。而富人早就指挥工人挖光了煤山，赚了不少的钱，他用这些钱投资做起了买卖，很快又成了富人。

结果可想而知，穷人再也不抱怨了。

从前，有个叫秦半贯的秀才，读书不求甚解，识字只认半边，写文章狗屁不通，读了几年补习，乡试屡考不中。他一贯不务正业，靠吹牛皮拍马，也算在乡里混得不错。而每见同乡学子应试归来，高官厚禄，封妻荫子，衣锦还乡，却不免有时乖运蹇，怀才不遇之感。碰巧这年县府里发榜招聘官员，新任县官求才若渴，亲自坐堂招贤。

轮到秦半贯上场，县官叫侍从带上。秦半贯上得堂前，磕头三下道：“不才半贯叩见父母恩官!小人愿爬到大人脚下，舔高足踩过的芳泥!”县官见其奴性十足，心头十分不悦，但还是想考考他的真才实学：“本官出题考你，好歹定夺。题目是《读书之人何以修身》。”秦半贯四书五经读不通，修身不晓得在哪本经，他抓耳挠腮，急得心直跳，汗直流，结结巴巴地说：“大人，修者长也，身者身体也。要身体修长就要当官，要当官就要有诀窍，上要有背景，中间有靠山，下有垫脚之人……”县官听罢，勃然大怒：“大马屁精，胡言乱语，到底做不做得出!”秦半贯慌忙答道：“大人，此题实在太难，一时做不出来，求再出一道，若写不出，情愿领罪!”县官忍俊道：“好吧，本官饶你一次，再出一个……”说话间，忽放一屁，半贯闻之大喜，马上以《放屁》为题，即兴高声朗诵：“伏惟大宗师高耸金臀，洪宣宝屁，远听依稀乎丝竹之音，余音绕梁，三日不绝;近听轰轰然金钟齐鸣，山鸣谷应，振聋发聩。仿佛春花之瑞气，兰麝之飘香，小人立于下风，不觉陶然而醉……”县官听罢，哈哈大笑。

秦半贯以为县官看中他的文章，正高兴间，忽听得县官正色道：“好个半贯秀才!正经文章不会做，放屁的文章偏做得好!本县封你一个看粪官!”说罢忙唤左右，将秦半贯押在衙门东街万人粪坑边，让他每天领略些“春花兰麝之香气”。

两个树洞

My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much.

One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, ;My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?; ;Let my dogs come in and come out, of course,; Mr. Smith asked. ;But why are there two holes? One is enough!; ;But how can the big dog go through the small hole?; my uncle said.

Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.

我的叔叔有两条狗。一只是大的，另一只是小狗的。他很喜欢它们。

有一天，史密斯先生来看他。当这个朋友看见门口上有连个洞，一个是大洞和一个小洞时，他感到吃惊并说，;我亲爱的朋友，为什么你的门上有连个洞?;我的叔叔回答说：;当然是让我的两条狗进出了。 史密斯先生问到："为什么门上要两个洞呢?一个就足够了。"我叔叔说：;大狗怎能走小洞呢?;

The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for him. It was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had bred. The intellectual whispered with a grave face, "What I wouldnt give to catch it!"

火鸡腿的热销让一名家禽饲养员想研究培育出一个有更多条腿的火鸡品种，从而可以获利更多。许多年后，他终于成功培育出一只有六条腿的火鸡!他成功的新闻被媒体获悉，到访的记者们询问他这只火鸡的味道如何。这名智者一脸严肃地低声说道：“我倒是想告诉你呢，但是我压根抓不住啊!”

The Blacksmith And Dog

Those who will not work deserve to starve.

A Blacksmith had a little Dog, which used to sleep when his master was at work, but was very wide awake indeed when it was time for meals.

One day his master pretended to be disgusted at this, xiaogushi8.com and then he had thrown him a bone as usual, he said, “What on earth is the good of a lazy cur like you?”

When I am hammering away at my anvil, you just curl up and go to sleep: but no sooner do I stop for a mouthful of food than you wake up and wag your tail to be fed.

因为张大千留有一口长胡子，闹出一个笑话。

在一次吃饭时，一位朋友以他的长胡子为理由，连连不断地开玩笑，甚至消遣他。

可是，张大千却不烦恼，不慌不忙地说：“我也奉献诸位一个有关胡子的故事。刘备在关羽、张飞两弟亡故后，特意兴师伐吴为弟报仇。关羽之子关兴与张飞之子张苞复仇心切，争做先锋。为公平起见，刘备说：‘你们分别讲述父亲的战功，谁讲得多，谁就当先锋。’张苞抢先发话：‘先父喝断长板桥，夜战马超，智取瓦口，义释严颜。’关兴口吃，但也不甘落后，说：‘先须长数尺，献帝当面称为美鬃公，所以先锋一职理当归我。’这时，关公立于云端，听完禁不住大骂道：‘不消子，为父当年斩颜良，诛文丑，过五关，斩六将，单刀赴会，这些光荣的的战绩都不讲，光讲你老子的一口胡子又有何用？’”

听完张大千讲的这个故事，众人哑口，从此再也不胡扯胡子的事了。

抗日战争胜利后，张大千要从上海返回四川老家。他的家生设宴为他饯行，邀着名京剧艺术家梅兰芳等社会名流作陪。宴会开始，张大千向梅兰芳敬酒说：“梅先生，你是君子，我是小人。我先敬你一杯。”梅兰芳不解其意，众宾客也莫名其妙。张大千含笑解释道：

“你是君子——唱戏动口，我是小人——画画动手。”一句话引得演堂大笑不已。

Here is a funny (and repelling!) trick to do in front of your friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much on your cost. Load your plate up high with everything including the salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread crumbles. Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake to everyone. You can be sure to delay the dinnertime by an hour at least with this trick.

如果你不想请客吃饭时被朋友吃掉太多钱，以下是开饭前的一个小窍门。把自己盘子里的食物堆得高高的，包括沙拉、一块火鸡、一点汤和一些面包渣。把这些食物全搅在一起，然后请其他人吃你新发明的“感恩节减肥奶昔”。靠这个窍门你绝对能把用餐时间推迟一小时。

一位老和尚，他身边聚拢着一帮虔诚的弟子。这一天，他嘱咐弟子每人去南山打一担柴回来。弟子们匆匆行至离山不远的河边，人人目瞪口呆。只见洪水从山上奔泻而下，无论如何也休想渡河打柴了。无功而返，弟子们都有些垂头丧气。唯独一个小和尚与师傅坦然相对。师傅问其故，小和尚从怀中掏出一个苹果，递给师傅说，过不了河，打不了柴，见河边有棵苹果树，我就顺手把树上唯一的一个苹果摘来了。后来，这位小和尚成了师傅的衣钵传人。

世上有走不完的路，也有过不了的河。过不了的河掉头而回，也是一种智慧。但真正的智慧还要在河边做一件事情：放飞思想的风筝，摘下一个“苹果”。历览古今，抱定这样一种生活信念的人，最终都实现了人生的突围和超越。

南瓜灯(Jack-O-Lantern)是庆祝万圣节的标志物。下面语文迷网整理了关于南瓜灯的故事作文，希望对你有帮助。

One story about Jack， an Irishman， who was not allowed into Heaven because he was stingy with his money. So he was sent to hell. But down there he played tricks on the Devil (Satan)， so he was kicked out of Hell and made to walk the earth forever carrying a lantern.

Well， Irish children made Jacks lanterns on October 31st from a large potato or turnip， hollowed out with the sides having holes and lit by little candles inside. And Irish children would carry them as they went from house to house begging for food for the village Halloween festival that honored the Druid god Muck Olla. The Irish name for these lanterns was "Jack with the lantern" or "Jack of the lantern，" abbreviated as " Jack-o-lantern" and now spelled "jack-o-lantern."

The traditional Halloween you can read about in most books was just childrens fun night. Halloween celebrations would start in October in every elementary school.

关于万圣节有这样一个故事。是说有一个叫杰克的爱尔兰人，因为他对钱特别的吝啬，就不允许他进入天堂，而被打入地狱。但是在那里他老是捉弄魔鬼撒旦，所以被踢出地狱，罚他提着灯笼永远在人世里行走。

在十月三十一日爱尔兰的孩子们用土豆和萝卜制作“杰克的灯笼”，他们把中间挖掉、表面上打洞并在里边点上蜡烛。为村里庆祝督伊德神的万圣节，孩子们提着这种灯笼挨家挨户乞讨食物。这种灯笼的爱尔兰名字是“拿灯笼的杰克”或者“杰克的灯笼”，缩写为Jack-o-lantern 。

现在你在大多数书里读到的万圣节只是孩子们开心的夜晚。在小学校里，万圣节是每年十月份开始庆祝的。孩子们会制作万圣节的装饰品：各种各样桔红色的南瓜灯。

动物园里，大人指着笼子里的猴子，对小孩说：你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗?

不知道。小孩看着上蹿下跳的猴子回答。

记住，孩子，大人说，这种动物叫猴，是专门供咱们人类开心的。

何以见得呢?小孩问。

不信你瞧——大人说着，从提包中摸出一颗花生，朝笼子里的大猴背后扔去，只见大猴急转身，略一迟疑，却用嘴接住，然后再用爪子从嘴里取出来，剥开吃掉，显得很滑稽。

小孩笑起来，说：真有意思！

大人也被大猴的举动逗得很开心，便来了兴致，又将另一颗花生扔进去，还是扔向大猴身后的地方，大猴故技重演，转身，跳起来用嘴接住，用爪子取出剥开，放进嘴里。

大人受了鼓舞，便不断地扔，大猴便不断地这样接，接住吃掉，或给身边的小猴。

直到一大包花生全部扔完了，大人和小孩才恋恋不舍地离开。

路上，小孩问大人：你为什么将花生扔到大猴的背后呢?

大人得意地笑了，说：猴子翻来覆去地来回折腾才有意思啊?

小孩信服地说：爸爸你真行!

大人又说：猴子这种动物自以为挺聪明，其实被咱们耍了，它还不知道呢，真可悲!

动物园里，大猴指着笼子外的人，对小猴说：你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗？

不知道。小猴望着指手画脚的人回答。

记住，孩子，大猴说，这种动物叫人，是专门供咱们猴子开心的。

何以见得呢?小猴问。

不信你瞧——这时，适逢有个大人往笼子里扔花生，扔向大猴背后，大猴急转身，略一思忖，用嘴去接住，然后再用爪子从嘴里取出，剥开吃掉，显得很滑稽。终于，那大人的一大包花生全部扔给了猴子。

他们走后，小猴问大猴：你为什么用嘴去接扔进来的花生?

大猴得意地笑了，说：如果我用爪子去接，他们还会继续扔吗?

小猴信服地说：妈妈你真行。

大猴又说：人这种动物自以为挺聪明，其实被咱耍了，他们还不知道呢，真可悲!

小蜗牛问妈妈：为什么我们从生下来，就要背负这个又硬又重的壳呢?

妈妈：因为我们的身体没有骨骼的支撑，只能爬，又爬不快。所以要这个壳的保护!

小蜗牛：毛虫姊姊没有骨头，也爬不快，为什么她却不用背这个又硬又重的壳呢?

妈妈：因为毛虫姊姊能变成蝴蝶，天空会保护她啊。

小蜗牛：可是蚯蚓弟弟也没骨头爬不快，也不会变成蝴蝶他什么不背这个又硬又重的壳呢?

妈妈：因为蚯蚓弟弟会钻土，大地会保护他啊。

小蜗牛哭了起来：我们好可怜，天空不保护，大地也不保护。

蜗牛妈妈安慰他：所以我们有壳啊!我们不靠天，也不靠地，我们靠自己。

一只小象出门旅行，在路上碰到啦同样旅行的小猪。小象看着小猪，忍不住哈哈大笑着说：你的鼻子那么短，真是太好笑啦，太差劲啦，哈哈。小猪反驳道：笑个P啊，你鼻子那么长，就象脸上长个J8似的，还笑呢。两个小家伙互相嘲笑着前行，继续他们的旅行路程。

他们来到啦一颗苹果树前，又红又大的苹果挂满啦树冠膨大的苹果树。两只小家伙不禁口水横流，垂涎三尺。小象来到树下，用他的长鼻子轻松地将苹果击落下来。于是两只小家伙开开心心地吃起来。小猪边吃边说：原来你的鼻子也不是那么讨厌嘛，嘿嘿。

吃完苹果，他们继续前行。走着走着，他们来到啦一块番薯地。小猪说：看我的。说完，小猪用他的鼻子去拱地，拱啊拱啊，把埋在地下的番薯都拱啦出来。于是两只小家伙开开心心地吃起来。小象边吃边说：原来你的鼻子也不是那么差劲嘛，哈哈。

【哲理】不要总以为自己的才是最好的，不要总看到别人的缺点，要学会看到别人的优点，取长补短，学为己用。不要以为长的就是好的，有时候短的也不错哦。长的有充实感，短的有灵活性，各有各的好嘛。各位女性朋友，你们懂的.......

When we are chatting with our friends happily, suddenly if we are talking about the awkward topic, we need to do something to change this situation, what are we gonna do?

The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy, and then your friends won’t take your awkward topic seriously. Humor is very important, it can adjust the atmosphere, making things work easily.

Life needs humor, without humor, life would be boring. Foreign people like to make friends with humorous people, they can feel relax when they are chatting, while most Chinese people are always taking things too seriously.

I like to make friends with humorous guys, they make me feel life is easy, and we should positive about life.

当我们和朋友聊得很开心的时候，突然如果我们聊到很尴尬的话题，需要做一些事情来改变情形，我们该怎么做呢？答案是使用你的幽默来让事情看起来轻松些，然后你的朋友就不会把你尴尬的话题当真。幽默很重要，它可以调整氛围，让事情更好地运行。生活需要幽默，没有幽默，生活就会很无聊。外国人喜欢和幽默的人交朋友，他们聊天的时候可以感到很轻松自在，然而大部分中国人总是把事情看得很正式。我喜欢和幽默的人交朋友，他们让我觉得自由，对生活要积极。

[初中英语作文：生活需要幽默

A man of the state of Zheng wanted to buy a pair of shoes.

从前，郑国有个人想买双鞋。

He measured his foot and put the measurement on a chair.

他量好了自己脚的尺码，把它放在了椅子上。

When he set out for the market,he forgot to bring it along.

可当他赶往市集时，却忘了带量好的尺码。

It was after he had found the pair he wanted that this occurred to him.

他要买鞋时，才想了起来。

"I forgot the measurement", said he.

他说：“我忘带尺码了。”

He went home to get it. But when he returned, the market had closed and he did not get his shoes after all.

他回家去取量好的尺码。等他赶回来时，市集已经关了，他还是没能买到鞋。

"Why didnt you try on the shoes with your feet?" He was asked.

有人问：“为什么不用你自己的脚去试一试鞋子呢?”

"Id rather trust the measurement than trust myself."

他说：“我宁愿相信尺码也不相信我自己的脚。”