英语幽默故事比赛英语作文(精品20篇)

人一生，短短数载，不够时间计较，不够时间事事明细，不必在思前想后中耗磨时间，懂得享乐，人生贵在糊涂。

We all， at one time or another， have pretended to be a rock star， singing and dancing along to our favorite song。 Most of us have done this in the privacy of our own room when we were kids and as adults， in the privacy of our homes。 Me？ I love to do that when I drive！ I turn on the radio， find a song that I can sing along too and pretty soon my arms are in the air and I am moving along to the rhythm。 Most of the time， I do this on my way to work。

我们每个人，在不同时期，都曾经像一个摇滚歌星那样，伴着我们最爱的那首歌又唱又跳。很多人在小时候，甚至是已长大成人，都曾在我们自己房间和家里这样的隐秘空间里这样做过。我呢？我喜欢在开车的时候这样！打开收音机，找一首会唱的歌，很快我就会张开双臂，随着节奏起舞。大部分时候，我在上班的路上这么做。

Yes， that is true。 I will be in my nice work clothes， jamming while driving or stopped at a traffic light。 I get weird looks from some people and others laugh。 Personally， I love to get lost in the rhythm of a song which leads me to share with you the importance of being silly！

是的，那是真的。我会穿上我漂亮的工作服，在堵车和遇到交通灯时，有人就会用奇怪的眼神看着我，或者笑我。对我个人而言，我喜欢沉浸在一首歌的节奏中，由此我愿和你们分享：为人糊涂贵在何处。

The definition for the word silly， according to the dictionary is： stupid， foolish and nonsensical。 I know many people do not want to look foolish。 So they walk around all serious， which in all honesty， is foolish！

糊涂一词在字典中的定义是：愚蠢的，傻，荒谬的。我知道很多人都不想被人看作愚笨。所以他们在生活中始终一脸严肃，而这在本质上才是真正的愚笨。

No one is perfect， I repeat： no one is perfect。 I dont care how educated， how thin， how beautiful， how simple， how frugal， how rich， and so on… No one is perfect！ So why pretend to be something you are not？

人无完人，我重申一次：没有人是完美的。我不在乎一个人学识多深，身材多好，外表多美，思想多浅薄，生活多俭朴，多富有，等等……人无完人！那么，为什么要伪装成我们实际上本不是的呢？

Life is so short… You never know when this beautiful journey will be over， so why waste a single second on being so full of rigidity？ Here is a quote by Souza， that I think says it all and is a great recipe for life：

人生何其短暂……你不会知道这美好的征程何时会结束，那么，为什么要浪费一分一秒，让自己变得棱角分明？这里引用索萨的话，我觉得她一语中的，是人生的一大秘方。

“Dance as though no one is watching you，

Love as though you have never been hurt before，

Sing as though no one can hear you，

Live as though heaven is on earth。“

跳舞吧，就像没有人欣赏一样，

去爱吧，就像没有受到伤害一样，

唱歌吧，就像没有人倾听一样，

生活吧，就像今天是最后一天一样。

When we were kids， we had no idea of what limitations were and we had no care in the world so we could do things without worrying about how we appeared to others。 However， as we grew up， we lost that childlike innocence。

当我们还是孩子，我们天不怕，地不怕，无忧无虑，所以我们可以不在乎自己再别人眼中的形象去做事情。然而，当我们长大，我们失去了那种天真烂漫。

So dont lose the child that still lives within you。 The next time you feel down， go turn on your favorite song， and sing and dance along like there is no tomorrow。 Or watch something that makes you laugh。 Laughter is the best medicine to whatever ails you and nothing is better than laughing so hard that your tummy hurts。 Trust me， you will feel a whole lot better， and who doesnt want to feel good？

所以，不要丢失你心中那个小孩。下次你感到沮丧时，去打开你最爱的那首歌吧，随之歌唱起舞，就像没有明天一样。或者看点能让你笑的东西。笑声是除去任何烦恼良方，没有什么比笑到肚子疼更好的事了。相信我，你会好受很多，谁又不想让自己好受呢？

南方的小城。将军退居二线，门前冷落鞍马稀，日影陡然增长许多。

哥从老家打来电话，说娘近些日子，拿东西使筷子都不方便了。于是，对娘的思念越来越执拗地浮上来，如丝如缕，扯不断理还乱，好多个梦也压向他，几乎每个梦里都有娘的影子，老家的风景。

娘在梦里还是年轻时俏生生的模样，斜襟棉袄蓝底白色碎花，头发用水拭过，梳得光溜溜的，在脑后面绾了髻，团上黑色的发网，一根银簪一把簪住。娘站在满山满坡的杏树底下，笑盈盈的。那山他认得，就在老家的村子后面，儿时他没少往山上跑。他还在梦里看到了自己，五六岁的样子，捡柴割草，在娘身边跑前跑后。

他小时候很踢腾，像只调皮狗，只有娘能降住他。娘不打他也不骂他，只在他乖的时候，给他讲故事。娘认识字。娘的爹是一位私塾先生，她跟着她爹识了不少字，《三字经》《龙纹鞭影》都溜溜熟，知晓不少故事。娘说：“有孝才有德，有德才无敌。”他被那些故事吸引着。60年后仍然记得一个叫黄香的男孩，冬天的夜晚，给他爹爹暖冰凉的被窝。那时，他听了这个故事，就坚持着天天给娘暖被窝。五六岁的他，把光溜溜的身子蜷在冷硬的被子底下，像搁在石板上一样，冻得上下牙齿打战，身子好半天伸展不开。娘说：“俺孩儿懂事理，将来一定干大事!”

果然被娘说中!十三岁那年，他悄悄离开家，跟着征兵的队伍走了。一走就是二十多年。等他再见到娘时，娘鬓发已苍，岁纹丛生，他则成了中华人民共和国的军官，英姿飒爽，在南方的一个城市娶妻生子，呼风唤雨，落地生根。娘看他的眼神，客客气气小心翼翼，像看一个大人物，跟他隔着十万八千里的距离。后来，他又回过老家两三次，电话打了无数遍，想把娘带出去，可是，娘都婉言拒绝了。做了将军以后，他身不由己，再也没回过老家。娘已经进入耄耋之年。他南征北战几十载，保家卫国，暮年真该回去行点孝啊!寒冷的冬天已经来临，不知娘跟前的儿孙们，会不会有谁给娘暖一回被窝?

如今的将军少了许多的顾忌，说走就走。他急急火火下了飞机，风尘仆仆，回到山村。整个村子都轰动了，好多干部、乡亲簇拥着他，众星捧月一般。娘眼巴巴地站在村口站在寒冷的风中迎接，不知道站了多少时辰!娘扎着黑色的绑腿，深蓝的棉衣棉裤，身子又瘦又小，看上去很轻飘，不经风吹。再近，看清娘黑瘦的脸，如一枚干巴巴的红枣，满嘴的牙齿掉得光光，微张着，像老屋的破窗户洞开。那梦里的乌发银簪，俏生生的容颜，全部遗失在岁月深处!他泪花闪闪，腿一软，大老远跪下：“娘!儿子回来孝顺您了!”娘早已泪涌如泉。

晚上，他说什么也要跟娘睡在一床，给娘暖一回脚。娘把电热毯开上，他又不声不响地关上。哥嫂孝顺，给娘盖的被子很柔软，可他的身子触到时，还是禁不住哆嗦了一下。

娘的气息蕴上来，是陌生的。他蒙上头，抽动着鼻孔，使劲儿嗅，搜索童年时的记忆，末了，无声地哭了。像一只倦怠的鹰，穿越五六十年光阴的山川河流，他又回到生命的起始地。他心里说，娘，儿子再不离开您了!

直到他把被窝暖得没有一片凉的地方，才服侍娘在床的另一头脱衣睡下。娘腿脚冰凉，碰到了他，被他一把搂住，焐在腋窝底下，暖。

不知不觉，他睡着了。

他又梦到了娘，娘依然俏生生的，站在满山满坡的杏树底下。这次，娘是向他告别。娘说：“娘该走了!”他急，追着娘跑，又追不上。撒泼，哭号，顿时惊醒。娘的身子像一块冰，抱在怀里凉飕飕的。再看娘，鼻息全无，驾鹤西去。

将军大恸。

感悟人生：亲情不应只是牵挂，有一种思念也叫冷漠！

二（6）班廖婧瑶

今天，我们二年级段讲故事比赛太精彩了！

印象最深刻的是谢林果同学，她讲的《灯孩儿》的故事让我非常感动，最后灯孩儿为了小盲孩牺牲了自己，把光明带给小盲孩让他重见光明。但我相信灯孩儿下一年还会来的。

还有黄星皓同学，他讲的是《我的幸运一天》，讲得非常搞笑，尤其是里面的那只猪，超级可爱！好像从头到尾我都是咧着嘴听完他的故事，心情都变得轻松、开心！

我心里也跃跃欲试，好想上台表演，但是我不够勇敢，没准备好，我相信自己总有那么一天！

2019年5月6日星期一晴

Since I was small, I like to play basketball, because I was effected by my father, he likes to watch basketball game so much, I will watch the basketball game with him. So when I went to school, I joined the basketball team in my class, we made up of a basketball team. Last week, we had our first match.

I was asked to play in the first time, I felt so nervous, I am so afraid that I could not cooperate with my team well. When the match started, I watched the basketball and moved as the ball flied, I forgot my job, I was asked to cover the team leader. I recognized my mistake, I changed my move, at last, I covered our captain successfully, our team won the game.

I learned so much from this match, team work comes first.

三个工人在建筑工地上砌墙。有人问他们在做什么。 第一个工人悻悻地说：“没看到吗?我在砌墙。” 第二个人认真地回答：“我在建大楼”。 第三个人快乐地回应：“我在建一座美丽的城市。” 十年以后，第一个工人还在砌墙，第二个工人成啦建筑工地的管理者，第三个工人则成啦这个城市的领导者。思想有多远，我们就能走多远。在同一条起跑线上，态度决定一切;用美好的心情感触生活!你手头的小工作其实正是大事业的开始，能否意识到这一点意味着你能否做成一项大事业。 如果都像第一个人，愁苦地面对自己的工作，我想再好的工作也不会有什么成效;而同样平凡的工作，一样的看似简单重复，枯燥乏味，有人却能以快乐的心情面对，在平凡中感知不平凡，在简单中构筑自己的梦想，我想又有什么样的困难不可以克服呢? 小故事大道理： 成功的人总是目光远大，有理想，有自己的人生奋斗目标的，不会只看到眼前的困境而碌碌无为。

有个学者对他的同事说：“我发明的这台计算机有真正人的特点。” 那同事说：“你是想说，它会思想?” 学者又说：“那倒不是，但是如果它犯啦错，他会嫁祸于人。”

【哲理】对于有些人自以为的小聪明，很难说究竟是成就啦人还是败坏啦人。

课堂上发生的许许多多故事，是五彩缤纷的，又是多姿多彩的。有的令人捧腹大笑，有的让人着急万分，也有让人啼笑皆非的。

我们班的好几个老师都十分课堂上发生的许许多多的故事，五彩缤纷，多姿多彩。有的令人捧腹大笑，有的让人着急万分，还有使人啼笑皆非的。

我们班的好几个老师都十分幽默，但又十分尽责，我一看到他们，就会想起他们给我们的上课时的故事。

在一节数学课上，周 同学正在和周 同学说话。瞧!他们两个样：一个是眉飞色舞，一个是满嘴唾沫。单单从这一点，大家就能看出他们说得有多带劲了吧!但不巧的是，他们俩说的话被数学老师听到了，数学老师的脸，由晴转阴。这时，他们感到了一丝的不对劲，他们俩赶紧打住话头，但早已“回天之术”了。数学老师走到他们俩的面前，前后经过了一分钟的“审讯”，数学老师再次刷新了“审讯”的最长记录。

在英语课上，朱同学像小猪一样趴在桌上，甜甜地睡着觉。他的呼噜声传进了英语老师的耳朵，这时英语老师慢慢地走到朱同学的桌子前，全班同学立刻屏住了呼吸，注视着英语老师。只见她叫醒了这个同学，让他回答一个问题。因为他是在睡中被叫醒的，当然不知道老师说什么，也就回答错误了。可出人意料的，老师居然说他回答对的，正当我们瞪大眼睛看着老师时，老师又补充了一句：“这样吧，为了嘉奖你，下课后来我办公室一下，再叫你的父母打个电话给我。好了，你坐下吧!”全班同学哄堂大笑，而朱同学却还在那儿傻傻地摸着自己的脑袋瓜……

在一节语文课上，“胖子” 同学正在那儿玩游戏卡，还叫同桌的女同学帮他看着，如果老师来了，就提醒他。不料这些话被精明的语文老师早已听得一清二楚。语文老师悄悄地走到该同学的桌旁，他的同桌刚想提醒，被语文老师制止了。老师走过去，轻轻地拍了拍他的背。可 同学说：“别动哪， !”此时，全班同学捧腹大笑，他这才看了看后面，看见了语文老师，惊呆了，后面的结果，大家也可想而知了!

这些幽默故事给枯燥的课程注入了一些生机，我真希望以后老师上课能一直保持幽默，让我们爱上课堂!

有一天，萧伯纳应邀参加了一个丰盛的晚宴。席间有一青年在大文豪面前滔滔不绝地吹嘘自己的天才，好像自己天南海北样样通晓，大有不可一世的气概。

起初，萧伯纳缄口不言，洗耳恭听。后来，愈听愈觉得不是滋味。最后，他终于忍不住了，便开口说道：“年轻的朋友，只要我们两人联合起来，世界上的事情就无一不晓了。”

那人惊愕地说：“未必如此吧！”

萧伯纳说：“怎么不是，你是这样地精通世界万物，不过，尚有一点欠缺，就是不知夸夸其谈会使丰盛的佳肴也变得淡而无味，而我刚好明了这一点，咱俩合起来，岂不是无一不晓了吗？”

卓别林能编，能导，能演，是不可多得的全能影人。有一次，他召开影片摄制会议，一只苍蝇在他四周绕着圈子飞。起初他用手打几下，没有打到，就要了一个苍蝇拍。会议进行中，他就握着苍蝇拍，摆出打苍蝇的姿态，眼睛狠狠地望着那苍蝇。可是打了三次，都没有打到。后来苍蝇就在他面前的桌上，他慢慢地拿起苍蝇拍，正要作死命一击时，忽然放下手中武器，让苍蝇飞走。旁边在座的人看了，就说：为什么你不把它打死?这位谐星耸了耸肩，说：这只不是方才那只!

英文幽默风趣哲理小故事一

父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。

儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问!」

父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱

(注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?)

After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.

Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"

Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket

(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)

英文幽默风趣哲理小故事二

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

英文幽默风趣哲理小故事三

Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home.

So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late.

His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”

Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.”

“It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”

谁把墨水倒在我椅子了?

唐尼是个7岁孩子，每天他都上学。学校在他的家附近。

因为，他不行去上学并按时回家。但是今天他回来迟了。

他的母亲问他：“你为什么去校长的办公室?”

“ 因为老师在上课时老师问我们一个问题，没有人能回答他，而我能。”

“ 回答老师的问题是好事。”

“ 但那个问题 ‘谁把墨水倒在我的椅子上了?’”

为提高孩子们英语水平，检验近期英语学习情况，进一步培养学生的英语综合运用能力，营造英语文化氛围，7月28日，山东理工大学“红色之旅”实践团于菏泽市牡丹区赵楼社区支教基地举行英语作文比赛。

此次比赛本着“人人参与”的原则，在初中三个年级中进行。以《My holidy》（我的假期）为题，学生们现场发挥，在30分钟的时间内写出一篇100词作文。比赛过程中，参赛选手胸有成竹，屏气凝神，严格遵守比赛规则，表现出优秀的参赛风格。全部同学在规定时间内完成，甚至有几位同学提前做完，显示出同学们对英语的有效掌握。学生作文水平虽显稚嫩，但从单词、句子的运用，到语法篇章的安排，都显示出了英语教学有了明显的进步，这是同学们勤学英语的结果，也是每位实践队员辛勤教学的结果。最终，赵芳同学脱颖而出荣获一等奖，刘涵、赵紫、赵伟等分获二、三等奖，队员们为其颁发奖状、奖品，以资鼓励。赛后，实践团将同学们的作品在橱窗中展示，以供大家交流学习。同学们表示今后一定再接再厉，学好英语。队员们鼓励大家在日常生活中也要勤学勤用，在实践中探索英语的奥秘。

此次比赛有力调动起同学们学习英语的积极性，提高了对英语的实用能力，提高了学生英语读写能力。据悉，此类活动还将继续开展，为学生创设运用英语写作展示的平台。

这个成语来源于东汉。应劭《风俗通义》，时北壁上有悬赤弩，照于杯，形如蛇。宣畏恶之，然不敢不饮。

有一年夏天，县令应郴请主簿（办理文书事务的官员）杜宣来饮酒。酒席设在厅堂里，北墙上悬挂着一张红色的弓。由于光线折射，酒杯中映入了弓的影子。杜宣看了，以为是一条蛇在酒杯中蠕动，顿时冷汗涔涔。但县令是他的上司，又是特地请他来饮酒的，不敢不饮，所以硬着头皮喝了几口。仆人再斟时，他借故推却，起身告辞走了。回到家里，杜宣越来越疑心刚才饮下的是有蛇的酒，又感到随酒入口的蛇在肚中蠕动，觉得胸腹部疼痛异常，难以忍受，吃饭、喝水都非常困难。

家里人赶紧请大夫来诊治。但他服了许多药，病情还是不见好转。

过了几天，应郴有事到杜宣家中，问他怎么会闹病的，杜宣便讲了那天饮酒时酒杯中有蛇的事。应郴安慰他几句，就回家了。他坐在厅堂里反复回忆和思考，弄不明白杜宣酒杯里怎么会有蛇的。

突然，北墙上的那张红色的弓引起了他的注意。他立即坐在那天杜宣坐的位置上，取来一杯酒，也放在原来的位置上。结果发现，酒杯中有弓的影子，不细细观看，确实像是一条蛇在蠕动。应郴马上命人用马车把杜宣接来，让他坐在原位上，叫他仔细观看酒杯里的影子，并说：“你说的杯中的蛇，不过是墙上那张弓的倒影罢了，没有其他什么怪东西。现在你可以放心了！”

杜宣弄清原委后，疑虑立即消失，病也很快痊愈了。

今天上午，我在火炬学校参加了青少年英语比赛，我怀着紧张的心情，走进了考场。

比赛之前，监考老师讲完规则后，每人发了三张试卷，其中一张答题卡，两张题目，铃声一响，比赛正式开始。

环节一：听力和默写。考生们纷纷拿出笔，做好了听写准备，监考老师在上面报单词，每个报两遍，考生在下面默写，过十几秒继续下一个单词。考生们都聚精会神在下面听和写，一个字也不说，安静得连考生的呼吸声都能听见，时间过得很快，不一会儿第一环节结束了。

环节二：笔试。第一题是选则题，我觉得比较简单，紧张的心情稍稍放松了一些。轻松的答题，很快便答完了。第二题是根据已知的问句用英语写答句，我看了很久，有点懵了，因为问句我看都看不懂，又没人问，根本做不出，结束铃声响了，到最后不得已放弃。

我真希望这次比赛能取得好成绩!

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Snow-white

Once there was a Queen. She was sitting at the window. There was snow outside in the garden-snow on the hill and in the lane, snow on the hunts and on the trees: all things were white with snow.

The Queen was making a coat for a little child. She said, "I want my child to be white as this cloth, white as the snow. And I shall call her Snow-white."

Some days after that the Queen had a child. The child was white as snow. The Queen called her Snow-white.

But the Queen was very ill, and after some days she died. Snow-white lived, and was a very happy and beautiful child.

One year after that, the King married another Queen. The new Queen was very beautiful; but she was not a good woman.

A wizard had given this Queen a glass. The glass could speak. It was on the wall in the Queens room. Every day the queen looked in the glass to see how beautiful she was. As she looked in the glass, she asked: "Tell me, glass upon the wall, who is most beautiful of all?" And the glass spoke and said: "The Queen is most beautiful of all."

Year went by. Snow-white grew up and became a little girl. every day the Queen looked in the glass and said, "Tell me, glass upon the wall, who is most beautiful of all?" And the glass said, "Snow-white is most beautiful of all."

When the Queen heard this, she was very angry. She said, "Snow-white is not more beautiful than I am. There is no one who is more beautiful than I am."

Then the Queen sat on her bed and cried.

After one hour the Queen went out of her room. She called one of the servants, and said, "Take Snow-white into the forest and kill her."

The servant took Snow-white to the forest, but he did not kill her, because she was so beautiful and so good. He said, "I shall not kill you; but do not go to the Kings house, because the Queen is angry and she will see you. If the Queen sees you, she will make some other man kill you. Wait here in the forest; some friends will help you." Then he went away.

Poor Snow-white sat at the foot of a tree and cried. Then she saw that night was coming. She said, "I will not cry. I will find some house where I can sleep tonight. I cannot wait here: the bears will eat me."

She went far into the forest. Then she saw a little hut. She opened the door of the hut, and went in. In the hut she saw seven little beds. There was a table, and on the table there were seven little loaves and seven little glasses. She ate one of the loaves. Then she said, "I want some water to drink." So she drank some water out of one of the glasses. Then she fell asleep on one of the seven little beds.

The hut was the home of seven Little Men. When it was night, the seven Little Men came to the hut. Each Little Man had a big beard, and a little blue coat. Each Little Man came into the hut, and took his little lamp. Then each Little Man sat down, and ate his little loaf, and drank his little glass of water.

But one Little Man said, "Someone has eaten my little loaf." And another Little Man said, "Someone has drunk my little glass of water." Then the seven Little Men went to bed, but one Little Man said, "Someone is sleeping on my little bed." All the seven Little Men came to look at Snow-white as she slept on the Little Mens bed. They said, "She is very beautiful."

Snow-white awoke, and saw the seven Little Men with their big beards standing near her bed. She was afraid. The Little men said, "Do not be afraid. We are your friends. Tell us how you came here." Snow-white said, "I will tell you." Then she told them her story.

They said, "Do not be afraid. Live here with us. But see that the door shut when we are not in the house with you. Do not go out. If you go out, the bad Queen will find you. Then she will know that you are not dead, and will tell someone to kill you." So Snow-white lived in the hut with the seven Little Men.

After some days Snow-white went into the garden. One of the Queens servants was going through the forest, and he saw her. He went and told the Queen, "Snow-white is in a hut in the forest." The Queen was very angry when she heard that Snow-white was not dead.

The Queen took an apple. She made a hole in the red side of the apple, and put some powder into the hole. Then she put on old clothes and went to the hut. She called, "Is any one there?" Snow-white opened the door, and came out to her. The Queen said, "I have some pretty apples. Eat one of my pretty apples." Snow-white took the apple and said, "Is it good?" The Queen said, "See, I will eat this white side of the apple; you eat the red side. Then you will know that it is good."

Snow-white ate the red side of the apple. When the powder was in her mouth, she fell down dead. The Queen went back to her house. She went into her room. she looked into the glass and said, "Tell me, glass upon the wall, who is most beautiful of all?" The glass said, "The Queen is most beautiful of all." Then the Queen know that Snow-white was dead.

The Little Men came back to the hut. When they saw that Snow-white was dead, the poor Little Men cried. Then they put Snow-white in a box made of glass. They took the glass box to a hill and put it there, and said, "Everyone who goes by will see how beautiful she was." Then each Little Man put one white flower on the box, and they went away.

Just as they were going away, a Prince came by. He saw the glass box and said, "What is that?" Then he saw Snow-white in the box. He said, "She was very beautiful: but do not put her there. There is a hall in the garden of my fathers house. It is all made of white stone. We will take the glass box and put it in the hall of beautiful white stone."

The Little Men said, "Take her." Then the Prince told his servants to take up the box. They took up the box. Just then one of the servants fell down. The box fell, and Snow-white fell with the box. The bit of apple fell out of her mouth: she awoke, and sat up, and said, "Where am I?"

The Prince said, "You are with me. I never saw anyone as beautiful as you. Come with me and be my Queen."

The Prince married Snow-white, and she became his Queen.

A man went and told this to the bad Queen. When she heard it she was so angry that she fell down dead.

Snow-white lived and was very happy ever after. And the Little Men came to see her every year.

白雪公主

从前，有一个王后，她坐在窗户旁。窗外的花园里积满了雪，山上是雪，小路上是雪，树上和屋顶上也积着雪，万物一片白茫茫。她手中拿着些布和一枚针，她手中的不就像雪一样洁白。王后正在为小孩做一件上衣，她说：“我想我的孩子能够像这布一样白，想雪一样白，我要叫她白雪公主。”

几天之后，王后生了个小孩，这个孩子白得像雪一样，王后给她取名为“白雪公主”。但是，王后得了重病，几天以后就去世了。白雪公主活了下来，她是一个十分幸福和美丽的孩子。

王后去世一年以后，国王又娶了一位王后。新王后十分漂亮，但是，她不是一个善良的女人。一个巫师给了新王后一面镜子，这面镜子会说话，它挂在王后房间的墙上，每天王后照着镜子，欣赏自己多么漂亮。当她照镜子的时候，她问：“告诉我，墙上的魔镜，谁是世界上最漂亮的人？”于是魔镜开口说道：“王后是世界上最漂亮的。”

过了数年，白雪公主长成大人了。当白雪公主是一个年轻姑娘时，有一天，王后照着镜子说：“告诉我，墙上的魔镜，谁是世界上最漂亮的？”魔镜说：“白雪公主是世界上最漂亮的。”

当王后听到这些话时，非常恼怒，她说：“白雪公主没有我漂亮，没有一个人比我更漂亮。”然后，王后坐在床上哭了。一小时后，王后从她的房间走出来，她叫来一个仆人说：“把白雪公主带到森林中杀掉。”

仆人带着白雪公主到了森林，但他没有杀死她，因为她太美丽太善良了。他说：“我不会杀死你的，但是，你不能回王宫，因为，王后很生气，她会看到你的。如果王后发现你，她会让别人杀死你的。你就呆在森林里，会有朋友来帮助你的。”然后，他走了。

可怜的白雪公主坐在一棵树底下哭了，这时，她看到天快黑了，她说：“我不哭了，我要找所房子今晚好睡觉，我不能呆在这儿了，熊会吃了我的。”她往森林深处走去，这时，她发现了一座小屋，她打开小屋的门，走了进去。在小屋里，她看到七张小床，还有一张桌子，桌子上有七块小面包和七个小杯子。她吃了其中一块面包，然后说：“我想喝点水。”于是，她又喝了一个杯子中的一些水。之后，她躺在一张小床上睡着了。

这座小屋是七个小矮人的家。当天黑下来的时候，七个小矮人回到小屋。每个小矮人都留着一副大胡子，穿一件小蓝上衣。小矮人进了小屋，每个人都点上他们的小灯，然后，小矮人都坐下，开始吃面包，喝小杯里的水。

但是，一个小矮人说：“有人把我小面包吃了。”另一个小矮人说：“有人把我的小杯子里的水喝了。”然后，七个小矮人去睡觉。可是一个小矮人说：“有人正睡在我的小床上。”七个小矮人都过来看睡在小矮人床上的白雪公主。他们说：“她真漂亮。”

白雪公主醒了，发现七个留着大胡子的小矮人正站在她床旁，她很害怕。小矮人们说：“别害怕，我们是你的好朋友，告诉我们你是怎么来这儿的。”白雪公主说：“我告诉你们。”接着她就给他们讲述了自己的经历。他们说：“不要害怕。就在这儿和我们住在一起，但是，我们不在家的时候，你一定要关上门，千万别出去。如果你出去了，坏王后会发现你，这样，她知道你没有死，会让人来杀死你。”于是，白雪公主和七个小矮人在这座小屋里生活着。

几天以后，白雪公主去了一趟花园。王后的一个仆人正经过这片森林，他发现了阿。他回去告诉了王后：“白雪公主在森林的一座小屋里。”王后听说白雪公主没有死，十分恼火。

王后拿来一个苹果，她在苹果红的一边挖了一个洞，把一些毒的粉末放在这个洞里。然后，她穿上一身旧衣服，去了小屋。她喊：“屋里有人吗？”白雪公主打开门，出来见她。王后说：“我有一些漂亮的苹果，吃一个尝尝吧？”白雪公主拿着苹果说：“这好吃吗？”王后说：“瞧，我吃苹果白的一半，你吃红的一半，你会知道它味道不错。”白雪公主吃了苹果红的一半，当粉末进入她嘴里时，她倒下去死了。

王后回到家，进了自己的房间，对着镜子说：“告诉我，墙上的魔镜，谁是世界上最漂亮的。”魔镜说：“王后是世界上最漂亮的。”于是，王后知道白雪公主已经死了。

小矮人们回到小屋，发现白雪公主死了。可怜的小矮人们全都哭了。然后，他们把白雪公主放进玻璃棺材里，并把它抬到山坡上，安放在那里，说：“每位经过这里的人都会看见她是多么美丽。”接着每个小矮人在棺材上放了一朵白花，然后离开了。

他们刚刚要离开，一位王子从此经过，他看着玻璃棺材说：“那是什么？”这时，他发现白雪公主躺在里面，他说：“她太美丽了，把能把她放在这里，在父亲的王宫里有一座大厅，整个大厅都是用白石头砌成，我们把玻璃棺材搬到那所漂亮的白石大厅里。”小矮人们说：“抬走她吧。”

然后，王子告诉他的仆人抬起棺材。他们抬起它时，不巧一个仆人跌倒了。把棺材也摔到地上，白雪公主随同棺材跌了下来，那块苹果从她嘴里掉了出来，她醒了过来，坐起来说：“我这是在哪儿？”王子说：“你跟我在一起，我从来没有见过一位像你这么美丽的人，跟我来，做我的王后吧。”王子和白雪公主结婚了，她成了王后。

一个人去把这些消息告诉了坏王后，当她听到这些，气得倒下死去了。从那以后，白雪公主一直生活得很幸福。每年小矮人们都来看她。

New Words and Expressions 生词和词组：

wizard n. 男巫

hut n. 茅舍，小屋

小蜗牛问妈妈：为什么我们从生下来，就要背负这个又硬又重的壳呢?

妈妈：因为我们的身体没有骨骼的支撑，只能爬，又爬不快。所以要这个壳的保护!

小蜗牛：毛虫姊姊没有骨头，也爬不快，为什么她却不用背这个又硬又重的壳呢?

妈妈：因为毛虫姊姊能变成蝴蝶，天空会保护她啊。

小蜗牛：可是蚯蚓弟弟也没骨头爬不快，也不会变成蝴蝶他什么不背这个又硬又重的壳呢?

妈妈：因为蚯蚓弟弟会钻土，大地会保护他啊。

小蜗牛哭了起来：我们好可怜，天空不保护，大地也不保护。

蜗牛妈妈安慰他：所以我们有壳啊!我们不靠天，也不靠地，我们靠自己。

Near Chinas northern borders lived a man well versed in the practices of Taoism. His horse, for no reason at all, got into the territory of the northern tribes. Everyone commiserated with him.

"Perhaps this will soon turn out to be a blessing," said his father.

After a few months, his animal came back, leading a fine horse from the north. Everyone congratulated him.

"Perhaps this will soon turn out to be a cause of misfortune," said his father.

Since he was well-off and kept good horses his son became fond of riding and eventually broke his thigh bone falling from a horse. Everyone commiserated with him.

"Perhaps this will soon turn out to be a blessing," said his father.

One year later, the northern tribes started a big invasion of the border regions. All able-bodied young men took up arms and fought against the invaders, and as a result, around the border nine out of ten men died. This mans son did not join in the fighting because he was crippled and so both the boy and his father survived.

中国北部边界附近住着一个人精通道教的实践。他的马,毫无理由,进入北方部落的领地。每个人都同情他。

“也许这会是一个祝福,”他的父亲说。

几个月后,他的动物回来,主要来自北方的马。每个人都祝贺他。

“也许这会是不幸的一个原因,”他的父亲说。

因为他是富裕和保持良好马他儿子喜欢骑,最终摔断了腿骨从一匹马。每个人都同情他。

“也许这会是一个祝福,”他的父亲说。

一年后,北方部落开始入侵边境地区。所有强壮的年轻人拿起武器反对侵略者,结果,在边境的十个人死亡。这个人的儿子没有加入战斗,因为他是残疾,所以男孩和他的父亲活了下来。

Once upon a time there was a miser. He hid his gold under a tree. Every week he used to dig it up.

One night a robber stole all the gold. When the miser came again, he found nothing but an empty hole.

He was surprised, and then burst into tears.All the neighbors gathered around him. He told them how he used to come and visit his gold.

"Did you ever take any of it out?" asked one of them. "No," he said, "I only came to look at it." "Then come again and look at the hole," said the neighbor, "it will be the same as looking at the gold."

从前，有个守财奴将他的金块埋到一棵树下，每周他都去把他挖出来看看。

一天晚上，一个小偷挖走了所有的金块。 守财奴再来查看时，发现除了一个空洞什么都没有了。

守财奴便捶胸痛哭。哭声引来了邻居，他告诉他们这里原来有他的金块。

问明了原因后，一个邻居问："你使用过这些金块吗?" "没用过，" 他说，"我只是时常来看看。""那么，以后再来看这个洞，"邻居说，"就像以前有金块时一样。"

作者：王浩然

今天是讲故事比赛，我非常非常的紧张。为什么呢？因为我是讲故事比赛的选手。还有一件事情也让我非常的紧张，那就是，我的故事还没有背的太熟。不过经过妈妈给我的指导，我相信我还是可以取得一个好成绩。

我是第十一个上场的，打了我上场的时候我心跳如雷，腿都在颤抖，好像马上就站不起来了。该我上场了，我做了好几个深呼吸，终于使自己的情绪不紧张了，说不紧张，其实还是有一点儿紧张。到了中间的时候，我有一个句给说错词了，正在这时，我想起了妈妈说的话：忘词了千万不要停顿，就算编，也要把它编下去。于是我把这个故事编了下去，后来渐渐的，我又想起了我的故事。到了最后一个自然段的时候，我背的是一首名字叫满江红的词，我背的词是这样的：怒发冲冠，凭栏处，潇潇雨歇。抬望眼，仰天长啸，壮怀激烈。三十功名尘与土，八千里路云和月。莫等闲，白了少年头，空悲切。因为妈妈说过这首词背的时候要有气势，所以我背的非常有气势。

这次，我获得的分数是9·64分，得了个第二名，今天我太高兴了！

Once upon a time there was a poor girl, her name is called the degree of fairy rilla. Her stepmother and two sisters is very bad for her, often bullied her.

One day, the king girl sent invitation letter to the nation, invited all the girls to the party, he is the prince looking for gold. Cinderellas two sisters also received the invitation. Cinderellas invitation by my sisters, also dont have beautiful clothes to wear, she didnt go to the ball, and at this time, a fairy came to, she turn into a lot of beautiful dress, and gave her a carriage, she told Cinderella, "twelve o clock at night be sure to come back, everything will be restored to the same!" Cinderella excited nods. The prince asked Cinderella to dance, the princes falling in love with Cinderella, the clock struck twelve times, Cinderella ran away.

Left a slipper. The prince finds Cinderella, and live a happy life with her.Two bad sister and stepmother were angry. Cinderellas kindness to get a huge return.

[灰姑娘故事的英语作文

中国现代着名学者胡适是属兔子的，他的夫人江冬秀是属老虎的，胡适常开玩笑说：“兔子怕老虎。”当时就流传了胡适怕老婆的笑话。

有一次，巴黎的朋友寄给胡适十几个法国的古铜币，因钱有“PTT”三个宇母，读起来谐音正巧为怕太太。胡适与几个怕太太的朋友开玩笑说：“如果成立一个怕太太协会，这些铜币正好用来做会员的证章。”

胡适经常到大学里去讲演。有一次，在某大学，讲演中他常引用

孔子、孟子、孙中山先生的话。引用时，他就在黑板上写：

“孔说”，“孟说”，“孙说”。

最后，他发现自己的意见时，竟引起了哄堂大笑，原来他写的是：

“胡说”。

Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away.

Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly.

Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?”

Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”

Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.” They become good friends.