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It’s my honor to introduce myself. My name is XXX, I am fromXXCountyXXProvince, December XXXX I was born in a poor family, and my parents are farmers, I love and respect them very much. We were delight with my becoming a fresh man in September 1997. Luckily, I was permitted to be a graduate student after 4 years colorful life on campus. I received my Bachelor degree2001 inXX Institute of Science and Technology, then a Master degree2004 inXX University of Science and Technology. For those 7 years my major was Die Design. Before I received my Master degree, I had done the subject of XXXXXXXXXXX. For the past 3 years, I have been inXXXXXXCollege, where I have been and still am a teacher. I teach students Machine Design etc. I have published more than 10 first-author papers.

That’s all, thanks!

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篇1:英语自我介绍

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My name is Li Haiqing. I am a local person who is 21years old. I am from

chongqing and I am of the opinion that my hometown is a beautiful city.

Moreover, I would like to say something about my family. I have my mother

,my father,and my elder sisther,they love me very much,I know my parents have so

much hops and dreams for me。So I must study well.

I have the confidence because I have such ability! I am kind-hearted,

patient, outgoing and creative. I am a hard working student especially do the

thing I am interested in. I will try my best to resolve any problem no matter

how difficult it is. I always believe that one will easily lag behind unless he

keeps on learning.

In spare time, I like reading books, surfing on the Internet, listening to

music like, classic, or light music, because they can make me feel relaxed.

Nobody could keep on working efficiently, therefore proper amusement is a must.

In addition,() I insist on do some physical training such as running, and

horizontal bar as well. By doing this, I can always stay healthy.

Thatrsquo;s all. Thank you for giving me such a valuable opportunity!

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篇2:中学英语作文自我介绍

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self-introduction自我介绍

Introducing yourself is very important when you meet new people. You always want to make a good impression when telling others about yourself. Allow me to introduce myself.

当你认识新的人时,介绍自己是非常重要的。你一定会想要在告诉别人有关自己的事时,给别人留下好印象。让我来介绍我自己。

My name is Pat and Im from Taiwan. Right now, Im a student. I study very hard every day. I like going to school because Im eager to learn. I enjoy learning English. Its my favorite class. I like to make friends and I get along with everyone. This is the introduction I give whenever I meet new people. It tells people a little bit about me and about what I like to do.

我的名字是派特,我来自台湾。我现在是学生。我每天都很用功念书。我喜欢上学,因为我渴望学习。我喜欢学英文。那是我最喜欢的课程。我喜欢交朋友,而且我和每个人都处得很好。这就是我每次认识新的人时,所作的自我介绍。它可以告诉别人一点关于我的事,还有我喜欢做什么。

[中学英语作文自我介绍

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篇3:保研面试的自我介绍

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各位老师:

大家好。我叫×××,来自苏州大学材料与化学化工学部09级化学班。

非常荣幸能够有机会参加这次保研面试,我希望能够通过自己的努力成功进入材化部,完成即将而来的研究生学业。

我来自江苏省扬州市,高中时期一直任班级班长,先后获得校三好生,扬州市三好生。

大学期间,在学部领导、团委老师的关心下,同学们的帮助下,自己学会很多,收获很多。

在学习方面:先后获得国家励志奖学金,苏州大学人民综合三等奖学金,国家助学金。 在工作方面:曾担任材化部学生会主席,化学班副班长,组织参与学校、学部各类大型活动,认真负责元旦晚会各项工作。先后获得苏州大学优秀学生会干部,苏州大学暑期社会实践先进个人,苏州大学青年志愿服务先进个人,苏州大学优秀共青团员。

在生活方面:我性格开朗,做事积极认真,善于沟通语言交流及管理领导工作。乐于帮助他人,积极参加各类志愿服务活动,担任苏大校庆志愿者,苏州市园林志愿者,苏州市天平山志愿者。爱好排球,带领材化部排球队连续两次夺得苏州大学排球联赛男子冠军。

科研方面:我成功申请国家级创新性实验,并担任项目主持人。现在恩师郎建平教授实验室学习,参与师兄师姐的实验科研工作,并取得较大收获。自己也在实验过程中取得一定的成国。

我是一个对任何事情都积极乐观,并且尽全力去做对,做好,做棒!我不怕困难,我不缺少勇气和斗志,我希望通过自己的努力,能够从各个方面提高自己。将自己的热情,激情,才情奉献给苏州大学材料与化学化工学部。

[保研面试的自我介绍范本

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篇4:向外国友人简单介绍黄山英语作文

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安徽黄山被联合国教科文组织定为世界自然文化遗产。假设外国友人到你校参观后,准备去旅游。请根据要点向外国友人简单介绍黄山( the Yellow Mountain )。

( 1 )位于安徽南部,是中国著名的旅游胜地。每年有大批中外游客前去旅游观光。( 2 )乘汽车去大约要花 3 个小时;也可以乘火车或飞机去。( 3 )登山便可领略其云海( the sea of clouds )、奇松( wondrous pines )、怪石( unique rocks )等秀丽的风景及清晨美丽的日出。

注意 1、词数: 80 词左右。 2、请不要逐字翻译。

The Yellow Mountain is one of the most famous mountains in China 。 It lies in the south of Anhui 。 Every year thousands of Chinese and foreigners pay a visit there 。 Its not far from here 。 It takes you about three hours to get there by bus 。 You can also go there by train or by plane 。 While you are climbing the mountain , you can enjoy the sea of clouds , wondrous pines and unique rocks around you 。 In the early morning when the sun rises , the sky looks very beautiful 。 Its really a nice place to visit 。

[向外国友人简单介绍黄山英语作文

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篇5:空乘面试英语自我介绍

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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!It is really my honor to have this opportunity for an interview. I hope I canmake a good performance today. Im confident that I can succeed. Now I willintroduce myself briefly. I am 26 years old, born in Shandong province. Igraduated from Qingdao University. My major is electronics. And I got mybachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003. I spent most of mytime on study, and I’ve passed CET-6 during my university. And I’ve acquiredbasic knowledge of my major. It is my long cherished dream to be an engineer andI am eager to get an opportunity to fully play my ability.

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篇6:幼师专业学生面试1分钟自我介绍

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各位面试官:

您们好!

今天能有机会来到这里面试,我感到非常的荣幸,对这次机会显得尤为珍贵。下面介绍一下我的基本情况。

我曾经在XXX幼儿园实习,在XXX幼儿园里先后在不同的岗位工作过,开始我从事XX工作,随后因幼儿园需要到XX,有一定的工作实践经验,在工作上取得一些的成绩,同时也得到幼儿园的认可。

通过一年的实习我学到了很多知识,同时还培养了我坚韧不拔的意志和关爱幼儿的精神;而我感觉到我的工作热情一直没有被激发到最高,我热爱我的工作,但每个人都是在不断地寻求取得更好的成绩,我的自我认知让我觉得贵幼儿园是一个正确的选择,这些就坚定了我应征贵幼儿园的信心和决心。所以我参加了这次幼儿园应聘并应征了XX,如果这次能面试成功,我相信自己能够在XX中得到锻炼和有获得发展的机会。

俗话说:航船不能没有方向,人生不能没有理想,而我愿成为一名无私的幼师,假如,我通过了面试,成为众多幼儿园教师队伍中的成员,我将不断努力学习,努力工作,把更多的欢乐和知识带给我的所有幼儿学子,决不辜负“人类灵魂的工程师”这个光荣的称号。

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篇7:学校面试自我介绍范本

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大家好, 我叫张一凡, 首先我想衷心感谢各位领导冒着大雨从深圳赶到华工, 给我们一次宝贵的面试机会。面试机会对于我们应届毕业生来说,笔试内容 绝对就像今天的天气, 春雨贵如油; 或者说, 贵如石油!(点评: 在自我介绍之前,笔试技巧 利用当天的天气表示对招聘单位的感激之情, 是非常高明的一个互动环节。)

我来自辽宁省锦州市, 我的母亲也是一位石油工作者, 她在锦州炼油六厂工作。由于我的父亲多年以前就下岗了, 我家的生活和我的教育全部依赖母亲每个月两千多块钱的收入。所以, 我对石油行业充满了感恩之情, 没有她, 我的大学教育很可能会缺失。(点评: 通过“母亲的工作”把自己和用人单位巧妙地结合起来, 又是一个高明的互动。由此可以看出, 成功的自我介绍绝对不仅仅是介绍“自我”, 而是时时刻刻把“自我”和“对方”结合起来。)

在华工, 我所学的专业是工商管理, 和刚才做自我介绍的张优和李秀同学相比, 我非常遗憾地说, 自己的学习成绩只是中等水平, 原因主要有两方面, 一是华工的确人才济济, 二是我本人把相当一部分精力投入到了兼职工作中, 因为我确实需要兼职的收入。我累计担任了八名中小学生的数学与英语家教, 参加了二十多次校园促销, 比如雅芳化妆品促销笔试模拟试题 、 卡西欧电子字典促销等等。销售工作锻炼了我的勇气和耐力, 我相信这两种素质将会对我未来的工作很有帮助!(点评: 第二部分, 和其他同学相比, 她的成绩中等甚至是下等是块硬伤, 如果不自己把这块硬伤揭开, 面试官会觉得如鲠在喉。主动暴露自己的弱点, 则表现出一凡的勇敢与诚实, 也巧妙地使面试官把注意力转移到她的兼职经验上, 化弱势为优势!)

今天我来申请中海石油的“商务代表”一职, 说实话, 除了张经理刚刚介绍过的工作内容之外, 我并不十分清楚具体的工作要求是什么。在此, 我谨浅显地谈谈我个人的理解, 我想, 这个职位需要这样一个人: 第一, 她要了解并热爱石油行业; 第二, 她要形象端正, 表达能力强, 思维严谨; 第三, 作为应届毕业生, 她必须具备良好的学习心态和踏踏实实的工作态度。对于这三点, 我自信自己能够满足, 我希望自己能够有机会进入下一轮面试, 届时再详细地向您阐述。最后, 再次表示我的感谢!(鞠躬)(点评: 大学生对于就业岗位往往一知半解, 如果不懂装懂反而引人反感。实话实说, 为自己又赢一分! 不过大家绝对不要盲目抄袭此答案, 说自己不了解所申请的职位是相当危险的招数, 用不好等于引火烧身。一凡并非真正不了解这个职位, 一来她说自己上网做过调查, 二来她的理解基本正确, 她用的是以退为进的方法。 )

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篇8:介绍我家的小狗英语

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My family has a dog baby, it is purely German shepherd, very expensive. For the arrival of the whole family are very happy, this guy is too cute.

It is not covered with a trumpet, if you sleep in the snow, I am afraid that three days can not find. Its sharp ears, small and exquisite, vigilant up the vertical; black eyes, shiny light. That sensitive smell unparalleled, was V blood basin mouth is daunting, sharp teeth make it even more powerful. Its strong limbs support a strong body. See it so brave, I give it from the white tiger.

White Tiger Although it looks a bit scary, but actually not the case. Remember that my uncle had just given it to me, it opened his mouth, I can not help but be surprised: good sharp teeth ah! I do not know it bite or no bite. But after a few days, it is no stranger to me, and began to walk around me every day to the night market, I took it, provoke many curious talk about, some children also followed the white tiger to go, white tiger But gently walked in front of me open, not bite. I know that it is so gentle temperament.

White Tiger and I am familiar with, they became a good friend inseparable. Go to school every day, it must go with me. No way, I had to rush home again and again; every day after school, it ran out early to meet me, see me back, it put up his forepaws stretched out his tongue, shaking his tail stand downstairs wait for me. Whenever this time, I sorted out its white hair and went home with it.

My lovely white tiger is not big, but eat a lot of things. Every night, my mother will have to get another piece of meat to eat it, and the white tiger at this time to relish to enjoy the fragrant barbecue. But in order not to raise a fat dog, it should eat more vegetables. Every day the nutrition meal, by me to set.

Alas, my lovely pet dog! Really my good partner.

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篇9:介绍我的父亲的英语

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My father is a bus driver. He has been working on it for more than ten years. He drives the No.9 bus of my city. Its routine starts from the east and then cross the city goes the the west. This work is toilsome, especially in the summer and winter, because its hot in summer but cold in winter. Everyday, my father just stays in the narrow place and barely moves. He always gets up very early and comes home late. His work is boring but my father says that he must work hard to support our family. I hope I can grow up quickly and have a good job, so that my father do not have to work so hard.

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篇10::介绍小兔子的英语作文

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Today, I see a super cute little rabbit, I heard just full moon!

Its ears are gray, high erected on the forehead. Its hair is gray and white, the back of a cluster of brown hair, it is particularly personality. Its mouth is three mouth, eat something to not sloppy. The most characteristic of the number of its eyes: the other rabbits have had "pink eye", and this rabbit is inlaid with two "black gem" it! This rabbit seems to have no sleep last night, long dark circles like , And it seems like a beautiful lady dressed in eye shadow looks very funny!

The rabbit is very gentle, and some shy, it put it out, it hides in a corner shy to graze; we put it around, it is panic, scared everywhere scurry; it grazing when the mouth fast To chew the leaves, "rabbit expert" item to Lin also learn the story of the rabbit to eat it!

We put some grass on the ground, it has been put in the rabbit nest, but it does not eat, was "rabbit expert" care into the.

The rabbit has been quietly watching us, and then in the nest in the spin, and finally the ass toward us!

This rabbit where the mother to go? Rabbit who even put it and bunny apart, the bunny really poor!

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篇11:酒店面试英语的自我介绍

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Good morning/afternoon everyone! It is my honor to be here and I really appreciate you offer me the chance of interview .Now I will introduce myself first .My name is……from Xiangfan in Hubei province. Im an honest, responsible, and warm-hearted person. I can adapt different environments quickly .Second I like this kind of field very much and I take it as my career .Till now I have one year experience in this field. As a 21 years man, Id like to experience more to enrich myself and then it can help me to laid good foundation for my future career .There is no use doing what we love ,we must love we do just like the field. At the same time, I am really proud of myself applying for this job. I hope you can give me a chance and I will try my best to do it better. Finally , I hope your hotel can become the best one among hotel industry。 Thanks for your time.

早上/下午好,各位考官。我很荣幸在这应聘这个职位,并且很感谢该酒店给我提供一个面试的机会。现在,我首先来介绍我自己:我叫……,来自湖北襄樊。我是一个诚实、富有责任感、待人热情的人。我能够在短期内适应各种不同的环境。第二,我非常喜欢饮食这个行业,并且我把它当成我的终身职业。到目前为止,我在饮食行业有一年的经验。作为一个已过21岁的成年人,我想要体验的更深来丰富我的生活,并且在那个时候,饮食工作能帮我未来的职业规划奠定一个好的基础。做我们喜欢做的事情往往没有用,我们必须热爱上我们要做的事情,就好像饮食这个领域一样。同时,我以应聘这份工作而感到自豪,希望贵店能给我一个展示的平台,我将全力以赴将它做到更好。最后,我希望贵店的事业如日中天,做饮食行业的领头人。谢谢您抽出时间来面试。

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篇12:外企面试英语自我介绍

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Sir or madam,

Good morning. I am glad to be here for this interview. First let me introduce myself. My name is ***, **years old. I come from ******,the capital of *******Province. I graduated from the ******* department of *****University in **** ,****.In the past *** years I have been prepareing for the postgraduate examination while I have been teaching *****in NO.****middle School and I was a head-teacher of a class in junior grade two.Now all my hard work has got a result since I have a chance to be interview by you .

I am open-minded ,quick in thought and very fond of history.In my spare time,I have broad interests like many other youngers.I like reading books, especially those about *******.Frequently I exchange with other people by making comments in the forum on line.In addition ,during my college years,I was once a Net-bar technician.So, I have a comparative good command of network application.I am able to operate the computer well.I am skillful in searching for information in Internet.I am a football fan for years.Italian team is my favorite.Anyway,I feel great pity for our country’s team.

I always believe that one will easily lag behind unless he keeps on learning .Of course, if I am given a chance to work ****** in this famous corporation,I will stare no effort to master a good command of advance ******.

Thank you!

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篇13:介绍秋天的田野英语

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A fall weekend, my mother and I came to a farm, a step into the farm to see a golden field. So, my mother and I rushed in. We rushed to the middle of the rice, a gust of wind blowing, the rice Qiqiu bent down seems to bow to us! Suddenly, I found a cluster of rice below there is a planted stomach beans.

We continued to move forward, and saw the corn, a row of corn pen quite like a standing guard, each corn tree waist, long with a full of corn buds, corn buds at the top of a handful of Beard, this beard is thin and long, soft and slippery, green and thin and soft coating, layers of wrapped like a pearl-like water Lingling corn, looks lovely and tempting, I could not help, Bite a bite, a fragrant and sweet fruit flavor, really good. In the corn field, a root of red long dry beans hanging there, like a thin rope skipping.

Then we rushed into a plastic greenhouses, we saw a cucumber, a root cucumber hanging on the vine is very cute, and some like the moon, and some on the big, like a small gourd, Some are bent and bent, like a small ear.

Around the fields, with tall tall persimmon trees, trees hanging like a lanterns like red glowing persimmon.

Field came the rice machine "boom" voice, the farmers looked at the harvest of the field, harvested a year of effort, happy smile.

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篇14:介绍朋友的英语作文

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Grace is one of my classmates. She is not good at study, though she usually works very hard. Maybe she just doesn’t find the learning method suitable for her. In my mind, she is clever. Thongh she is not good at study, she is popular in our class. In all people’s mind, she is kind and optimistic. Treating everyone as friend, she has no enemy. As she doesn’t study well, it is hard to avoid feeling sad. However, everytime she just feels sad for a while and then recovers for the first one. Sometimes it is her who comforts us for not for not doing well in the exam. Look, she is so cute!

格瑞斯是我的一个同学。她学习不好,虽然她平时非常努力学习。也许她只是没有找到适合自己的学习方法而已。在我眼里,她是很聪明的。虽然她学习不好,但她在班里人缘很好。在所有人的眼里,她是友好,乐观的。她对待每个人都像朋友一样,所以她没有敌人。因为学习不好,难免会感到悲伤。但是,每次她都只是难过一会,就第一个恢复了。有时候还是她安慰我们这些因为考试不好而难过的人。看,她是如此的可爱!

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篇15::介绍小兔子的英语作文

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Neighbors have a lovely little white rabbit. I often go to the neighborhood to tease it to play. It is snow and white, when it rolled into a group, like a furry snowball. Red eyes like two sparkling rubies, cleverly turn around. Long and big ears of a movement on the "brush" about the vertical up. The short and small tail is like a small pile of balls attached to the buttocks behind. Rabbit front legs short, hind legs long, powerful hind legs as long as the back of a pedal, it pops out very far.

Little white rabbit favorite fresh leaves. It is funny three petals to eat things to always "tut, tut, tut" to ring, and eat quickly, as if afraid of being robbed like. I often hold the leaves in front of it dangling, the white rabbit to see the leaves on the eyes like light, forelegs lifted, neck stretched long, kept chasing leaves turn. When it was about to eat the leaves, I moved the leaves again, and it was anxious to go and drill in the cage. A chance to snatched leaves to hide in the side with relish to eat up.

Ah! Neighbors small rabbit really cute.

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篇16:自我介绍英语含翻译

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I am a lovely girl, I like to make friends, but I am more introverted, so there are only two good friends in my class. Do you know why? Let me tell you.

My courage is relatively small. In the first grade, almost no one came to play with me. My two good friends, we were in a kindergarten. From grade one to grade six, I had few friends.

Im going to go to junior high school. I hope I can have more good friends. Would you like to be a good friend of mine?

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篇17:银行实习面试自我介绍

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各位考官好,我的专业是财务管理,下面我将用三个与会计相关的专业词汇来简要介绍自己。

一是固定资产,二是流动资产,三是借贷平衡。首先,固定资产代表的是我的性格。我生活在一个普通的工薪家庭,父母从小教育我与人为善,这也使得自己成为一个性格开朗且活泼的人,在和他人相处过程中总是能给被人带来欢乐,尤其是在陌生的环境汇总。

我总能成为活跃分子。其次,流动资产代表的是我的知识。大学期间我不仅认真学习专业知识,而且踊跃参加课外实习,夯实专业基础,提升实际操作能力。通过理论与实践的双重努力,我的专业素养一直名列前茅,并在今年成为学校20名优秀毕业生的一员。知识是我今后工作中不可或缺的资产,也会随着时间和阅历的丰富不断增加,成为宝贵的流动资产。

最后,借贷平衡是指在学习和学生工作之间保持平衡。我深知学生干部经历能够提升沟通、组织等能力,因此在担任团支书一职时积极承办“模拟炒股大赛”、“三月学雷锋”等一系列活动,并且与其他系部共同承担校园文化艺术节的活动。在三年的学生工作中,我严格要求自己,力求做到最好,自己也从最开始磕磕盼盼到最后独立计划组织。相信这样的我一定可以更好的适应并承担贵行柜员岗相应的岗位职责。

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篇18:小学数学专业教师面试自我介绍

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各位考官早上好。我是xx师范学院数学系xxxx届数学教育专业的一名毕业生,名叫xx,很高兴能有机会在此向各位考官学习!

广西师范学院数学系是我们学院最悠久、教学质量最优异的系别,在此学习环境下,使我的知识能力受益匪浅。在学好专业课的同时,我勤练教师基本技能,有较好的教学语言表达能力,掌握了教育学和心理学的许多知识,在假期从事的家教工作中加以运用。在实习期间,我思索激励教法、课件制作和教具选择,在课堂上取得了学生主动要学的效果,得到了校领导和指导老师的好评。

我出生于教师家庭,对父辈循循善诱的引导深受感染;对父辈们的殷殷嘱咐,使我踏踏实实、勤勤恳恳做人;对所受到的学校教育,让我用科学的理论知识的专业技能干好每一件事;坦诚、踏实的性格,让我在工作中与领导、同事相处融洽,较好的完成了各项任务。

我期望:有一个合适的平台,用我的热情和智慧去全力开拓、耕耘。

我希望:能到贵学校任职,为贵校的发展出一份力,相信我的付出也正是您的英明选择!

我坚信:只要不断地在社会这个大熔炉中学习,用“心”去面对一切,必然能不断战胜自己、超越自己,逐步走向成功!

谢谢大家!

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篇19:自招面试英语自我介绍

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Good morning professors.Thank you for providing me with such a chance to introduce myself and I hope I can make a good performance today. My name is Zang Yinfeng ,a boy who is from Xing Yue Middle School and has dreamed of entering your school.The strong desire for knowledge has promoted my progress in subjects.I am a hard working student. In the past years,I have won several awards in the competions of English and Computer.Owning strong organizational ablities is my another advantage.I once served as monitor,announcer and so on. English is always my favorite subject and I am good at English .English is my favorite subject, because it’s such a widely used language.

In my spare time, I like to read novels. I think reading could enlarge my knowledge. In addition to reading, I also like to play basketball. I have been trained in the school basketball team.I think playing basketball not only builds up my body, but also helps me to learn to work in a team.That’s all.

Thank you.

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篇20:面试自我介绍

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本人姓夏,名某某。别小看我的名字,它可是很有来头的。中国的第一个王朝是夏朝,夏朝的所有君主都姓夏。这说明什么,说明我很可能是中国第一个王朝的开国君主的直系的第N代后裔。这是个可以和哥德巴赫猜想想媲美的猜想,为印证这个伟大的猜想 ,我四处搜集证据。皇天不负有心人,终于找到!我的一个堂弟,名字正是叫夏禹。这仅仅是巧合吗?不,这是夏禹老祖宗在天之灵给我的指引。我,夏某某,正是伟大君王夏禹的后人,我比历史上哪个贵族都更贵族,更别消说现代人。

和大家相识已经快两年,两年的算不得长,可也不短,话说解随着时间的推移而增进,但是我觉得大家太不解我。虽说我占座座靠后,上课从来不回答问题成绩倒数来得快,集体活动能逃则逃,见着大家也难得打个招呼,但各位如若因此而忽视我的存在,实在让我心碎。我就像一个荒岛上的囚徒,内心比鲁滨逊还孤独。好容易机会站在台前,不如借此机会加深大家对我的认识。所以今天的演讲题目为:自我介绍

忘和大家说,本人性别为女,早已过豆蔻年华。古时女子豆蔻之时变可成婚,因系本人是中国史上第一贵族之后,眼光自然不同常人。与我相配者,身高至少一米八,五官不能和王力宏相差太远,体型不可输给模特,学识至少赶上钱钟书,家产不可比陶朱公少,要不怎么配得上我这个史上第一贵族之后呢!前面各位已充分解到我的学识修养,下面就描绘一下我的容貌吧。脸如满月,点缀着繁星点点,身高不长不短,正好合适,体态颇有盛唐遗风。但凭我这姿容,一般的人我都看不上,脑里时常看到自己眼珠上翻,露着眼白,以白眼视人。哎,谁以解忧?唯有嵇康。至今我依然独身,还在寻寻觅觅,冷冷清清,凄凄惨惨戚戚。

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