一些有趣的事英语作文优秀20篇

导语：你喜欢读书吗?读书能够带给我们不一样的知识，下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的相关英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

One day, it was time for lunch. Mr and Ms White were already at the table, but where was Tom their only son. Mr White decided to go and asked Tom to have lunch. When he went into Toms bedroom, he found Tom reading a book while lying on the stomach on the floor. He told Tom to come to lunch immediately, so Tom did. Mr White wondered why Tom was so attractted by the book? So he decided to have a look at the book. Now, it was the turnof Ms White and Tom to wait. After sometime, Ms White asked son to see what his father was up to. Tom went tohis bedroom. To his great surprise, his father was lying on the stomach and reading the book. He is just being reading. Mr. White had forgotten all about for lunch , what is an interesting book.

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某天吃中饭时，怀特夫妇在餐桌上等待着他们的儿子汤姆，但是汤姆去了哪里。怀特先生决定去叫汤姆吃午饭。当他进到汤姆的房间时，他发现汤姆正在倒躺着读书。他叫汤姆马上来吃饭，汤姆去了。怀特先生不知道什么书能够这么吸引汤姆的兴趣?他决定看一眼那本书。现在，华特女士和汤姆正在等待怀特先生吃饭。一会，怀特女士让汤姆去问问爸爸正在干嘛。汤姆去了他的卧室。让他惊讶的是，他的父亲也正倒躺着读书。他正在读书。怀特先生已经忘了吃中饭这回事，多么有趣的书啊。

For some reasons, I never get up before nine oclock on Saturdays. Sometimes I stay in bed until lunch time. Then Ill do some exercises, read English, play computer games. In the afternoon, I go to school for writing and playing table tennis. I play table tennis well. In the evening, I go to the teachers home to play Chinese chess, I like it.

What an interesting day!

This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

中：今天早上，我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去，一不小心打了滑。四肢张开，好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了，它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎。笑死人了，简直是太滑稽了

今天是我成为初中生后的第一节英语课。本来我就很不喜欢英语，很讨厌上英语课，加上英语成绩很差经常被老师数落，所以我也就越来越讨厌英语，感觉上英语课很枯燥，讨厌那些要我死记硬背的单词。那些英语单词我听起来如同昆虫的嗡嗡声一般，让人烦躁。老师还没有来时我的心里就非常紧张了。

就在这时，一位坐在窗户跟前给我们把风的同学突然喊了声“老师来了”。话音刚落，老师的脚就踏进了教室的门槛。在老师踏进教室门的那一瞬间，我们好像感觉到了一股杀气扑面而来。这时我偷眼看了一下窗外，天空好像也阴沉了下来。紧接着教师里马上变的鸦雀无声。我的心害怕极了，感觉站在我面前的不是老师而是凶神恶煞一般的恶魔。

教室里其他的同学也好像和我一样很害怕，这时只见老师用“恶狼”一样的眼神环视了一遍教室里的各个角落。然而，环视完之后老师却面带微笑地对我们说“大家好，我是你们的英语老师焦老师。”然后又像开玩笑似地说：“你们暑假歇了两个月了，脑子是不是生锈了？先让你们活动活动脑筋吧。”她的一句话说的我们班学生都很惊讶，同时，紧张的气氛也缓解了，大家都高兴地笑了起来。我也非常高兴，原来我们的老师不是凶神恶煞而是像朋友一样让我们感到亲切、感到轻松。

随后，老师就带领我们开始“活动头脑”做游戏，当然是和学习有关的游戏了。她在英语课上要我们说出不是三的倍数的数，要我们挨着都说，并且她还让我们每个学生说两个英文字母，就像接龙游戏一样让我们一个接一个的往后说，念到了后面，教室里只留下了一两个学生了，其他的都被淘汰了下来。不知不觉中，一节课过去了，而我们还没上课就下课了，意犹未尽。在这种快乐的学习环境下，我喜欢上了英语课，也学到了很多的知识。

这节课以后我们都非常的喜欢这位像朋友一样的英语老师。

星期一早上，同学们都早早地来到学校，他们纷纷展示着今天英语课上要用的食材。

今天的英语课在第三节，所以前两节课和周一晨会时间，大家都在期盼中度过。

做完操后，同学们争先回到教室，拿出食材，还没等高老师来就开始做自己的三明治（一些做得快的同学，比如王兴乐就在此时做完了）。

大家正做时，高老师进来了，但大家丝毫没有停下的想法。高老师只得要求大家停下手中的事，同学们虽然手停了下来，但心还是在做三明治上。不过高老师立刻抛出了“杀手锏”，她告诉大家只要讲完课后就可以做三明治，这让同学们顿时注意力集中。

一会，高老师的课讲完了，还余下10分钟的做三明治时间，于是大家立刻继续自己未完成的工作。

一时间，同学们放面包的方面包，涂蕃茄酱的涂番茄酱，场面十分壮观。大家做了一会后，场上的局势有发生转变了，许多已经做好了的同学已经开始吃了，他们一个个都像饿狼一样，狼吞虎咽，三明治被一口口的塞入他们的口中，场面十分“血腥”，不忍直视。虽然接下来是我们最喜欢的电脑课，但还是有很多人在课间吃三明治。

这真是一节有趣的英语课，我们既收获了知识，又享受了美食。

There is a legend about the origin of the lucky money.

Once upon a time, there was a little monster called "chong" who came to the world on the eve of the great New Year. It came to the head of the sleeping child and touched it, and the child began to cry aloud, and when he woke up, he began to talk.

Then all these clever children became fools, and only knew how to play madly every day. "Chong" is afraid of bright light, therefore, people on the night of every big year, all lights, keep at the childrens side, dare not sleep, this is called "shouchong".

There was an old couple who got a child when they were very old. On the evening of the great New Year, the couple lit candles and stood by their children. Suddenly a gust of wind blew and the candle went out. "Chonghu" floated to the childs head, ready to touch, under the pillow under the red envelope flashing a bright red light.

"Chong" cried, and ran away. The next day, the couple handed out red envelopes to their children and told them what had scared them away.

It turned out that the eight copper COINS had become a fairy, and he was secretly helping the children.

Tell such a story you know the origin of the lucky money! On the evening of the big year, children will receive red envelopes from their elders, which represents the wishes of the elders.

英语节开幕啦！同学们奔走相告。

星期一上午，在学校操场上举行了我们翠苑二小“2014年英语节”的开幕式。开幕式上有十多个同学用英语表演了《丑小鸭》。我班的戴潇雨同学担任了狐狸的角色。他戴了一顶红色的画着狐狸面孔的帽子，形象特逼真，太搞笑了。小戴同学平时就蛮可爱的，这样一打扮就更加可爱了。还有那四只小鸭子，屁股一扭一扭的，个个挺搞笑。

后来我们班的同学们还当了一回英语老师，我们班教了二（1）班的小朋友每人一句英文句子。我的“学生”叫张勇毅，我教了他一句还有些难的句子：Yes，itis。Heisafoot-ballplayer。（是的，他是一位足球运动员）。他很聪明，只用了大概五分钟就学会了。

中午，我和吴昊天同学一起在广播室教全校同学一首英语歌《雪绒花》。刚开始，我有点儿紧张，但后来就慢慢放松了。当我慢慢进入状态时，英语老师告诉我结束的时间快到了，于是整首歌曲就没有教完，有些遗憾。接下来的几天，每天都有同学在广播室教全校同学英语歌曲，大家都学得很开心。

今年的英语节虽然结束了，但我还会和我的二十六个字母小伙伴做永远的朋友。

Oh God! I think I was about seven and half when my sisters and I pulled this stupid stunt. I remember watching television with them and the show on happened to be our favorite program to watch. All of a sudden we heard my brother, Chris, yelling from the backyard. So we all headed out there to see what happened. When we finally located him, he was in a tree hanging from the highest tree branch. Crying, he explained to us that he had climbed up the tree and couldn‘t get down. We thought, okay, one of us should climb up and get him off, but we couldn‘t manage to get him moving down.

It was then my youngest sister, Ka, who was five and a half at the time had seen a similar situation. She suggested we grab a sheet, hold it under the branch Chris was hanging off of, and tell him to drop so we can catch him. My other sister, Yams, who is one year younger than me, peered at me to confirm the idea and I said "Yeah, let‘s try that".So we grabbed a sheet from the closet and went to hold it beneath the tree. Now mind you, the ages holding this blanket were ranging from seven and a half to five and a half, thus the sheet was probably being held up to our waist and also close to touching the ground. But we were confident it could work.

We looked up to Chris and he looked down at us a bit hesitant. I don‘t blame him the poor guy. It was then we told him to let go and to fall on his back. Chris looked at me and asked "Are you sure I‘ll land on the blanket?" Now, my brother at the age of four, had a cute squeaky voice. But because of a problem at birth with his tongue being a bit attached to the mouth, it came out more like this, "Ah you sho awill lan on da blanked?", "Yup!", I told him, "We‘re sure!" and he let go.Now when I think about Chris letting go of that branch, I think of his faith in me and my sisters and I also think how stupid he was to trust us, cause when that boy let go he was in for a big surprise. Chris fell right through that sheet and landed right on his stomach. And no matter how tight we held on to the sheet, he still managed to get through.

We were shocked and a bit worried and we looked at the ground where he landed. This tiny seventy pound boy had made a hole right through the sheet and landed. He was positioned like one of those chalk drawings you find after a homicide, with one arm near the head another to the side and the knee bent a bit. We might as well have drawn an outline because he wasn‘t moving. So we bent down to check if he was still alive and when we asked him if he was okay he uttered these five words… "Ah stee hi da flow" in other words, "I still hit the floor!" Poor little man! But before you condemn us, Chris is fourteen now and he still bugs us about it, any tree he climbs he gets down on his own and, strangely, he wants to be a fireman when he grows up. Now he can write that he had personal experience about jumping and catching. See, no harm done…

[有趣的记忆英语作文：A Funny Memory

今天，谢老师告诉我们一件激动人心的事情。“下节课，我们将跨越太平洋，让一个身在美国的外国老师给我们上课哦！大家还可以问老师一些问题，请他回答哦！”同学们欢呼雀跃，我也充满期待。

第二天终于盼来了英语课，谢老师走了进来。她一阵操作，只见电脑屏幕上出现了一个外国人。他长着一头褐发，棕色眼睛，白色皮肤，还挺帅的。我们好奇地注视着他。开始上课了。那个外国老师笑盈盈地说：“Hello，boysandgirls！MynameisMark！Howareyou？”我们异口同声地回答：“Wearefine！Thankyou！”Mark开心地说：“Ok！That’sgo！”

这节课学的是圣诞节的内容。Mark先问我们喜不喜欢圣诞节，又问我们喜不喜欢礼物，“Yes！”我们大声回答。Mark用调皮的眼神扫了一眼大家，说了一串我们听不懂的英语，我们大眼瞪小眼，懵了……谢老师及时解围：“同学们，我们先看一个视频，了解一下Sally，Kate和Ben喜欢什么圣诞礼物吧！”这个视频很短，十分容易。我一下子就懂了。后面，Mark提的问题我也明白。我高高地举起了手，没想到，Mark真的请了我回答。他问我叫什么名字，我回答：“MynameisBella！”老师竖起大拇指夸奖了我。

到提问环节了。我拿出早已准备好的问题一直高举着手。同学们问的问题五花八门：你几岁？你爱吃什么？住在哪儿？……Mark都耐心一一解答。

下课了，我们恋恋不舍地和Mark拜拜。回家时，我和妈妈讲述了这段经历。她说：“以前，我们学英语叫哑巴英语，为了记住读音，我们还用中文来音译。哪像你们，可以直接和老外对话，真是太幸福了！”

是呀，随着科技进步，我们这一代人享受到更高端的科技成果！我相信，将来，科技进步会为我们创造更美好的生活。

The summer holiday begins. I am very happy. Last week, I traveled to

Zhuhai. Its a small but beautiful city. The streets are clean and the buildings

are huge. The traffic of Zhuhai is good. There is almost no traffic jams

here,because the transportation system is good. Macau is on the opposite of

Zhuhai.We can even see the cars running in the streets of Macau. I hope I can

step into Macau to visti this magical city.

Today was fine and cloudy, and the sky looked blue. I went to visit Guilin with my grandfather. We spent 2 hours taking a bus to Guilin.

When we got there, we went to Seven Stars Park first, which is beautiful and famous. There are many kinds of colourful flowers. They are all lovely and beautiful. We took many photos there.

After a while,we went to the zoo in the park. There are also many animals in the zoo. I like birds best, because they have beautiful feather and can sing many good songs. We watched them gladly and feed something to them.

After that, we went to the Li River. There are many famous places and bridges beside and on the river. We met many foreigners. The river water was very clean and the hills were green. It looks like a wonderful picture. We stayed beside the Li River for a long time, feeling very happy.

When we felt tired, we took the bus back home. What a wonderful time we had!

Singing is an interesting thing.

Theres people who are great singers that dont have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but arent technically good singers (think Mariah Carey--her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices and are good technical singers--and these are the people that there is general agreement on.

You make a list of these people as "great singers" and you generally dont get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra. Thats a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldnt sing doesnt know anything about singing.

Last Sunday I went to Yang Ming Shan Park with my parents.It was a sunny day.There were trees and flowers all over the place.The trees were tall and pretty and the flowers smelled sweet.

上周日我和我的父母去阳明山公园。这是一个阳光灿烂的日子。所有地方都有树木和花卉。高高的树木和漂亮的花闻起来很香。

In the park we could see some birds flying up in the sky.An old man was sitting on the bench reading a book and two cats were playing under the bench.Some boys were playing games and some people were taking walks.Others were just jogging around the place.In the afternoon we took a walk along the stream for two hours.Then the stream flowed to the woods.In the middle of the woods we could see a small pood with many fish in it.

在公园里我们可以看到一些鸟儿飞翔在天空。一个老人坐在替补席上看着一本书，两个猫在板凳上玩闹。一些孩子正在玩游戏，一些人在散步。其他的人都只是在慢跑的地方。下午，我们就沿着小溪散步两个小时。然后走到树林。林中，我们可以看到一个有很多鱼的小水池。

I like to go to the mountains and I like to see nature,too.I really enjoy the nice day at this interesting place.I hope I can go there again someday.

我喜欢去爬山，我喜欢看自然。我真的很享受美好的一天在这个有趣的地方。我希望我能有一天再去那里。

上周我们上了一节英语课，课上的情景，至今我还历历在目。

那天，上课铃刚响过，老师却抱着一大堆饮料和小食品进来了。我心想：“上英语课带这些东西干嘛?这节英语课一定非常有趣吧?”

老师放好东西，终于告诉了我们这节课的内容。我一听，原来今天要开一次同桌对话会，如果对话进行得非常顺利，就可以得到一瓶自己喜欢的饮料或小食品。我得意地想：这我学习得挺认真，今天，我一定可以一饱口福了!为了不出错，我又赶紧翻开书看了一遍。可是，眼见同学们一个一个地把自己喜欢的饮料拿了回去，我心里不禁一阵着急：什么时候才能轮到我呀?要是饮料都被他们拿走了怎么办啊?我等啊，等啊!急得我抓耳挠腮，像热锅上的蚂蚁一样，心里不住地嘀咕：“看来我今天要从一饱口福一下子降到什么也吃不到了!”

就在我快要绝望的时候，老师那清脆的声音叫到了我。呀!终于轮到我啦!我高兴得真想跳起来。经过我和同桌刘丽泽一番流利的对话，老师表扬了我们，说我们单词掌握准确，句子正确，还给了我们一个特殊优待——多拿一个Cake(蛋糕)。这节课就在同学们的欢笑声中结束了。

这节课虽然已经过去一个星期了，但我现在才明白，这哪是老师让我们一饱口福呀，分明是老师用这种新颖的方法，来激发我们学习英语的兴趣啊!

今天上午，我们班上了一堂有趣的英语课。

人都到齐后，老师就开始上课了，她先教我们读单词，只见她吐词清晰，她读一句，我们就跟着读一句，然后再问我们问题，答对时老师就会面对笑容地说：“good或very good。”更有趣的是：她还用玩游戏的方式来教我们学习……

今天这一课道具要用蛋糕，老师先把题讲完，就利用剩下的一个半小时去订做蛋糕，还说：“买回来后就让大家一起分享。”听后，大家都兴奋不已，于是，我们就自觉地打扫卫生，有的扫地，有的洒水，还有的拖地……

大约一个小时以后，我们在二楼看见老师回来了，为了逗老师开心，那些顽皮的小家伙有的躲了起来，有的放起了音乐，还有的吹起泡泡来，老师一进门，呈现在她眼前的是一个“泡泡天地”，我们真的把老师逗笑了，老师把蛋糕放在了许多桌子的正中间，然后轻轻地把它打开了。我们欢呼着把蜡烛插在了蛋糕上并且点燃了，然后用英语唱起了生日快乐歌，当我们正准备吹蜡烛时，老师提醒我们要Make a wish!原来是许愿的意思啊!我在心底里许了个愿，希望以后能当上国家足球队队员。许愿后，我们就吹灭了蜡烛，开始吃蛋糕啦，我故意把奶油弄得额头上、鼻子上、脸上和下巴上到处都是，同班同学都用那流利的英语来描述着我的这张“小丑”的脸，然后，开心地笑了，我们完全变成了一群可爱的外国学生。

今天上午的这堂英语课我们既吃了蛋糕，又学到了英语，真是有趣极了!

Today my mom is busy, she asked me to go shopping for her. She gave me a shopping list and money. I went to the supermarket, bought a roll of toilet paper, a cake, a large bottle of milk, and two pairs of socks. I put them my schoolbag, because the plastic bag is bad for environment. I was very happy to go shopping, I am glad that I can help mom.

今天妈妈很忙，她让我去帮她买东西。她给了我一个购物清单和钱。我去到超时，买了一卷卫生纸，一个蛋糕，一大瓶牛奶，还有两双袜子。我用书包装它们，因为塑料袋对环境不好。我去买东西感到非常快乐，我很高兴能帮到妈妈。

陈浩然

周三，新学期的学院课“英语趣配音”开始了！这可是我上过的最有趣的英语课了。每次上课，老师都会给我们看很多电影片段，让我们给电影角色配音。我们的角色有时是植物，有时是动物，有时是人类，还有时是某一样物品。对我们而言，每一次简直都是一个巨大的挑战。

今天的课上，和我搭档的同桌是段之昊。他比我高一年级，永远给女生角色配音。为了演得像，他会故意把声音变细一些。而我的角色可就太多了，兔子、狗、蛇、猪、男人等等。同时饰演这么多角色，我是不是很厉害的样子？而我最喜欢的是长着长耳朵的兔子。

其中，我最喜欢的长耳朵兔子出现在兔老大被降服的片段。故事里讲的是一个小女孩回到家，发现了兔老大，然后她把凶神恶煞的兔老大变成了自己的宠物。我反复思考着，该怎么演好这个角色呢？左思右想，我决定：刚开始时我还是老大，要演得可怕一些，但变成宠物之后，我又要显得温柔、可爱又聪明。在这两个状态转换的时候，我还要让自己表现得很萌。

我的表演得到了老师和同学的一致肯定，大家觉得我有成为一名优秀演员的潜质。一节课下来，我觉得收获非常大。我学会了更多的单词，学会了更好的表演方式，还学会了更默契的配合。

课后，我打算也去找那本《演员的自我修养》来研究研究，或许我会是下一个“喜剧之王”哦！

In nature, animals are one of them, they have a strange way of protecting self. Such as casting a smokescreen squid, closed two-door clams, busy run starfish and so on. One of the most interesting is the skunk.

Skunks are beetles and other small invertebrate animals for food, and eat rats and mice and fruit, fur has a high economic value. Skunks are native to north and Central America a mustelidae mammals, it with the anal gland extremely rich and "notorious".

A skunk in black and white, thick and dense long fur. Give priority to with black body, the back of the neck has a white patches, and thus sent back flanked on each side by a significant white hair, a "people" glyph. Thick tail, tail hair is very long, it is often with a high tail and spine visible white spot to intimidate and harass animals. Skunk has a unique "repulsed" DiHai means, this is the use of anal gland "manufacturing" chemical weapons. Once the skunk attacker, immediately turned ass, high vertical tail, from anal injection smelly liquid, made his retreat, this not only strange smelly smelly, smelly liquid and paralysis, can make the pursuers suffered a few weeks. Smelly liquid onto the face, if into eyes, still can cause tears even cause blindness. Thanks to the skill, the skunk that swagger, often wander freely in the group of animals live in the forest.

The skunk is interesting?

在自然界中，动物是其中的一员，它们拥有奇特的保护自我方式。比如施放烟幕的乌贼，紧闭双门的蚌，分身逃命的海星等。其中最有趣的还要数臭鼬了。

臭鼬是以甲虫等小型无脊椎动物为食，兼吃鼠类和果实，皮毛有很高的经济价值。臭鼬是产于北美洲和中美洲的一种鼬科哺乳动物，它以极其发达的肛门腺而“臭名远扬”。

臭鼬身披黑白分明、粗而密长的皮毛。身体以黑色为主，颈背部有一白色斑块，并由此向背脊两侧各发出一条显著的白色毛带，呈“人”字形。尾巴粗大，尾毛很长，它常以高耸的尾巴及背脊显眼的白斑来恐吓骚扰它的动物。臭鼬还有一套独特的“击退”敌害的手段，这就是利用肛门腺“制造”化学武器。一旦臭鼬遇到攻击者，就会立即调转屁股，髙竖尾巴，从肛门喷射臭液，使强敌退却，这种臭液不仅奇臭难闻，而且还有麻痹作用，能使追捕者难受几星期。臭液喷到人脸上，倘若射入眼中，还会引起流泪甚至造成失明。由于有了这套本领，臭鼬经常那个大摇大摆、毫无顾忌地徘徊在百兽群栖的森林中。

臭鼬很有趣吧?

One day, after we got home from the kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and stayed in bed. I didnt know what had happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "It doesnt matter, mum has only a stomachache. I will be all right after a while." Although mother said so, I found tears in her eyes because of pain. At that time I knew adults also got ill and cried. I decided I would take care of my mother from then on.

Like many children, I had a happy childhood under the care and love of my parents. My mother took me to the kindergarten and home every day. thought mother was so kind and healthy that she would never get sick..com

But one day, my father went to the kindergarten to get me back. I asked, "Why doesnt my mother come?""She is sick, and she is in hospital. "said Father. I felt sad and frightened. Then I began to cry. "Dont cry or mother would worry. You should be a good child." I seemed to understand my mother was too tired. I made up my mind I would look after my mother from then on.

谜语主要指暗射事物或文字等供人猜测的隐语，也可引申为蕴含奥秘的事物。今天小编为你带来的是有趣的英语谜语集锦，希望你喜欢。

1. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A secret.

2. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

4. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A mushroom.(蘑菇)

5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7.What is smaller than an insects mouth?

Anything it eats.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

66. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

My father is a  doctor. He always tries his best to help every, patient and make patients comfortable. But sonetimes he works so hard that he cant remember the date.

My mother is a woman with a bad memory. She always does a lot of housework, but sometimes she makes mistakes out of carelessness. For example, one day, she washed clothes in the washer, after the washer finished the work, she found she hadnt filled the washer with water.

Now let me tell you a funny thing: one day, father wanted to get up early as usual, buthe wasnt able to do that, because he hadnt set the alarm clock the night before, so when he got up, he did everything in a hurry. After father left, mother said to me mysteriously, "He will come back soon." "Why?" I was greatly surprised. "Because today is Sunday, his holiday!" Just as mother said, father came back home soon, and went to bed again--he was too tired.

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