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Situated in the western outskirts of Haidian District, the Summer Palace is 15 kilometers (9.3 miles) from central Beijing. Having the largest royal park and being well preserved, it was designated, in 1960 by the State Council, as a Key Cultural Relics Protection Site of China. Containing examples of the ancient arts, it also has graceful landscapes and magnificent constructions. The Summer Palace is the archetypal Chinese garden, and is ranked amongst the most noted and classical gardens of the world. In 1998, it was listed as one of the World Heritage Sites by UNESCO.

Constructed in the Jin Dynasty (1115-1234), during the succeeding reign of feudal emperors; it was extended continuously. By the time of the Qing Dynasty (1644-1911), it had become a luxurious royal garden providing royal families with rest and entertainment. Originally called Qingyi Garden (Garden of Clear Ripples), it was know as one of the famous three hills and five gardens (Longevity Hill, Jade Spring Mountain, and Fragrant Hill; Garden of Clear Ripples, Garden of Everlasting Spring, Garden of Perfection and Brightness, Garden of Tranquility and Brightness, and Garden of Tranquility and Pleasure). Like most of the gardens of Beijing, it could not elude the rampages of the Anglo-French allied force and was destroyed by fire. In 1888, Empress Dowager Cixi embezzled navy funds to reconstruct it for her own benefit, changing its name to Summer Palace (Yiheyuan). She spent most of her later years there, dealing with state affairs and entertaining. In 1900, it suffered again, being ransacked by the Eight-Power Allied Force. After the success of the 1911 Revolution, it was opened to the public.

Composed mainly of Longevity Hill and Kunming Lake, The Summer Palace occupies an area of 294 hectares (726.5 acres), three quarters of which is water. Guided by nature, artists designed the gardens exquisitely so that visitors would see marvelous views and be amazed by perfect examples of refined craftwork using the finest materials.

Centered on the Tower of Buddhist Incense (Foxiangge) the Summer Palace consists of over 3,000 structures including pavilions, towers, bridges, and corridors. The Summer Palace can be divided into four parts: the court area, front-hill area, front-lake area, and rear-hill and back-lake area.

Front-Hill Area: this area is the most magnificent area in the Summer Palace with the most constructions. Its layout is quite distinctive because of the central axis from the yard of Kunming Lake to the hilltop, on which important buildings are positioned including Gate of Dispelling Clouds, Hall of Dispelling Clouds, Hall of Moral Glory, Tower of Buddhist Incense, the Hall of the Sea of Wisdom, etc.

Rear-Hill and Back-Lake Area: although the constructions are fewer here, it has a unique landscape, with dense green trees, and winding paths. Visitors can feel a rare tranquility, and elegance. This area includes scenic spots such as Kunming Lake and Back Lake , which presents a tranquil beauty, Garden of Harmonious Interest , built by imitating the layout of Southern China’s classical gardens, and Suzhou Market Street, endowed with a strong flavor of the water town Suzhou.

Court Area: this is where Empress Dowager Cixi and Emperor Guangxu met officials, conducted state affairs and rested. Entering the East Palace Gate, visitors may see the main palace buildings: the Hall of Benevolence and Longevity served as the office of the Emperor, the Hall of Jade Ripples where Guangxu lived, the Hall of Joyful Longevity, Cixis residence, the Garden of Virtue and Harmony where Cixi was entertained, Yiyun House , where once lived the Empress Longyu, and Long Gallery, which measures the longest in Chinese gardens.

Front Lake Area: covering a larger part of the Summer Palace, opens up the vista of the lake. A breeze fluttering, waves gleam and willows kiss the ripples of the vast water. In this comfortable area there are the Eastern Bank and Western Bank, Seventeen-Arch Bridge, Nanhu Island, the largest island in Summer Palace, Bronze Ox, an imposing statue beside the lake, and Marble Boat, built in western style with elaborate decorations . On the western bank float six distinct bridges amongst which the Jade-Belt Bridge is the pretty!

My name is . There are 4 people in my family. My father is a Chemistryteacher. He teaches chemistry in senior high school. My mother is an English teacher. She teaches English in the university. I have a younger brother, he is a junior high school student and is preparing for the entrance exam.

I like to read English story books in my free time. Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E- books to read. Reading E- books is fun. In addition, it also enlarges my vocabulary words because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.

I hope to study both English and computer technology because I am interested in both of the subjects. Maybe one day I could combine both of them and apply to my research in the future.

My favorite animal is dog, my family has a puppy. His name is wangwang, he that is yellow, is really beautiful. He has a pair of bright eyes sparkly.

His two big ears perked up really high like a birds wing, but air. Sometimes also shake his tail to show your tongue with me, where I went with it, really like a small heels. I patted him on the head, it is licking my fingers, I feel itchy. Lovely!

But he has time, low head, let me feel very strange, but I dou dou it his mood suddenly. This is my dog barked. It is very cute!

Pesonel statement(introduction)

Good morning,my dear teachers,my dear professors.i am very glad to be here for your interview.my name is song yonghao,i am 22 years old .i come from luoyang,a very beautiful aicent city.my undergratuade period will be accomplished in chang"an university in july ,2004;and now,i am trying my best for obtaining a key to tongji university.

Generally speaking ,i am a hard working student especially do the thing i am interested in. i will try my best to finish it no matter how difficult it is. when i was sophomore, i found web design very interesting, so i learned it very hard . to weaver a homepage for myself, i stayed with my pesonel computer for half a month.,and i am the first one in my class who own his homepage. For thermore,i am a person with great perserverence. during the days preparing for the first examination,i insist on running every day, no matter what the weather was like.and just owning to this,i could concentrate on my study and succeeded in the end.

well ,in my spare time ,i like basketball, tennis and chinese chess. also english is my favorate.i often go to english corner to practise my oral english on every thursday,and write compositions to improve my witten ability .but i know my english is not good enough ,i will continue studying.

Ok, that is all,thank you for your attention.

My hometown------luoyang

I am from luoyang,a beautiful city in henan province. it is famous as the "capital of nine dynasties " and enjoy yhe honer that luoyang peony is the best in the world. Luoyang played a very important role in chinese history. so it has a profound

cultural background and many great heritagesites have been well reverved. such as longmen grotto, one of the three grottoes in china ang white horse temple, being regarded as the cradle of chnese buddhism.

Luoyang peony is world-famous. every year, many tourists travel to luoyang to see the beauty of peony .the people in my hometown are friendly, they welcome the travellers from all over the world.

I like my hometown very much

[英语兼职教师面试自我介绍

My dad is a good senior engineer, he has a round face, high nose on wearing a myopic glasses, I look like him, the two of us together like a pair Die printed out of the same.

Dad worked every morning and evening, and worked so hard. He likes to smoke, drink cola and play computer, but I think smoking is not good for my father, because it will affect his health, as to play the computer, he played a computer game like drilling into the computer like, what forgot The. But one thing is worth learning, and sometimes he late get off work, can not keep up with listening to the stock market class, it will call my mother to help him to record, and so on to return home to study the stock from the study, I admire the father of this both the family and learn Spirit, he often said that the world is changing every day progress, we have to continue to learn advanced things to keep up with the pace of the times. My mother also educated me to learn my father this studious spirit.

In fact, everyone has advantages and disadvantages, but the parents of our love is selfless. Whenever I do not know where to learn to ask my father, he always took the trouble to help me answer. If I still do not understand, my father will again and again patience to explain to me, until I understand so far, finally my father paid in exchange for me one after another good results. When my father was doing well, I always told me not to be proud and to work hard. He often said, "- praise for two minutes, do not be proud!

I know that everyone in the eyes of the father are not the same, but my father in my heart is always the most perfect!

导语：你喜欢科技馆吗?下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的优秀英语范文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

This morning, it is time for us to make sandwiches, so we are very excited. We took two bread and put sausage, eggs and vegetables in it, and then we cut the bread into two other shapes.

My Mom said: “ we need to take food there, because there is one place to eat, but the food there is bad. I went to search the internet, and many people said that.” Because my Dad need to work after breakfast, so my Mom would take me there by herself. After 30 minutes, we arrived the science center.

The science center is very big, and it has every countries’ costumes on it. The whole science center look like an eye with globe. Then we went inside the science center to buy tickets. It is really cool inside. My Mom asked me to go to watch a movie, and then we went to.

Time pass quickly. It was time for us to go home, but I really happy today.

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今天早上，是我们做三明治的时候了，所以我们很兴奋。我们吃了两块面包，放了香肠、鸡蛋和蔬菜，然后把面包切成两个形状。

我妈妈说：“我们需要在那里吃食物，因为有一个地方可以吃，但是那里的食物不好。我去上网搜索，很多人说：“因为我爸爸早餐后需要工作，所以我妈妈会带我去。30分钟后，我们到达了科学中心。

科学中心非常大，它有各国的服装。整个科学中心看起来像一个眼球。然后我们去科学中心买票。里面真的很酷。我的妈妈让我去看电影，然后我们去。

时间过得快。是我们回家的时候了，但我今天真的很高兴。

I am a boy.My name is Sheng Qiyun.I am a pupil in Pingjiang school in Suzhong.I like play table tennis very much,and I like swimming,too.I go to school five days every week. My school is not far from my home,and it is a nice school.There are 3000 teachers and 7000 students in my school.There are 300 classes in my school.My English teacher is tall, my PE teacher is tall,too.I love them a lot.Welcome to my school.

Good afternoon,teachers! I`m very happy to introduce myself here. I`m Scott. My Chinese nameis SunZijing. I`m 13. I`m from Class1 Grade 6 of TongPu No.2 Primary School. Ihave many hobbies, such as playing ping-pong, playing badminton, listening tomusic, reading magazines and so on. My favourite food is chicken. It`s tastyand yummy. So I`m very strong. I`m a naughty boy. I always play tricks. And Ijust like staying in my room and reading books. But I have a dream, I want tobe a car-designer. Because I`m a car fan.This is me. Please remember SunZijing!Thank you very much!

When we ask a foreigner whats his impression about China, then he tell you about the delicious food and Chinese Kongfu. Chinese Kongfu has been a symbol, the first person that make the world recognize China by his Kongfu movie is Bruce Lee. Though he died, he still got a lot of fans today, everybody knows him well. Then Jackie Chen make Chinese Kongfu famous all around the world, his movie is very funny by all kinds of actions. Many Hollywood directors have come to China to seek for cooperation, they want to film the movie that contains Chinese Kongfu. Kongfu is part of our culture and the world is knowing us by it.

当我们问一个外国人对中国的印象是什么,然后他告诉你美味的食物和中国功夫。中国功夫已经成为了一个符号,让世界通过中国功夫去认识中国的第一人是李小龙。虽然他死了,但他至今仍有很多粉丝,所有人都知道他。然后成龙让中国功夫在全世界都出名,他的电影很搞笑,通过各种各样的行动。许多好莱坞导演来中国寻求合作,他们想让电影包含有中国功夫。功夫是我们文化的一部分,世界也通过功夫去认识我们。

Hello, my name is_______. Iam_______years old. Now I amstudying in_______Primary School. I am inGrade_______, Class_______.

I live in_______. Thereare_______members in myfamily—father, mother and me. My father isa/an_______； my motherisa/an_______. I lo(）ve both ofthem.

In my spare time, Ilike_______, and my favoritecolour is_______. I also love__________very much,such as________________.

I hope I can learn English well,because I think it very important. But_______ is favorite subject,because it is very interesting.

I wish I can become a_______in the future.

In my home, is holding a lovely little rabbit.

My little rabbit is a black and white panda rabbit, feels fluffy, a pair of shiny black pearl-like eyes always flashing light, long ears thin and large, the above accidentally can see the bloodshot, Three petals are always in a one to move together, as if always eat.

Its legs are long before and after the long, is conducive to running, but at first it was very afraid of me, so it does not often run. Wait until the little rabbit and I am familiar with, it also shows that its naughty character.

Once again, it went to the lobby of the sofa and said nothing at all. In order to catch it, I was very sweating, and finally with the "food to lure" to seize it. I was so angry that I could see the little rabbit that lovely look, the gas was eliminated.

And once again, how the little rabbit does not eat, I picked it up angrily, just put the carrot into its mouth, but when I see the little rabbit that sharp teeth, immediately scared to put a small rabbit The ground, the heart is still kept talking about: how so like the mouse teeth?

Listen to my story, you are not like me on this little rabbit it?

Success, as is known, is the pursuit of many ambitious people. It requires much of a person.

In my  above all, one should be a person of strong perseverance. Rome was not built in a day. On our long way to success, there are  undoubtedly many difficulties standing in the way. If we lose heart and give up

halfway, nothing can be achieved. Throughout history, we havehad many famous successful people in the world, of whom no one is weak-minded. Take the great American scientist Edison as an example, he tried experiment after experiment and had one failure after another before he finally invented the bulb, which lighted up the whole world. So we can conclude perseverance can surely be one of the secrets of success. Furthermore, one needs to work hard to realize his dream just as the famous saying goes “Hard work leads to success”.

Look at these around us and we’ll find diligent people are always the favor of our society. They usually achieve more than expected. Why do so many of our classmates of average intelligence go far ahead of othersHard work is definitely supposed to be the answer. And still, I hold that one must keep in pace with the informative world. There’s no denying that our world is changing every day. So one can never be locked alone inside his own room, doing his research work and dedicated to book knowledge

How can an isolated person be well-informed enough to go ahead of othersIf so, that could be ridiculous. Success is what one desires. So long as one is perseverant, hard working and up-to-date, I am sure success is near at hand

我的房间很可爱，也很明亮。它不大，但是干净整洁。

一走进我的房间，你就会看到一扇大窗户。透过窗户你可以看到蓝蓝的天空和绿色的树。有时你也会看到一些鸟儿在天空飞翔。

在窗户下面是一张大桌子。桌子上放了一些学习用品和我的笛子。

在桌子的右边是一个书架。在书架上你能找到各种书籍。我最喜欢关于动物和科学方面的书籍。紧挨着书架的是我最喜欢的东西——电脑。它使我获得知识，让我快乐。在门的对面是我的舒适的床。在我床上的墙上有两张地图。一张是中国地图，另一张是世界地图。我可以从它们那里学到很多东西。

这就是我的房间。我喜欢独自呆在我的房间里做作业。在我的业余时间里我还喜欢在我的房间里吹笛子。我的房间是我的小世界。

My room is lovely and bright. Its not big,but its clean and tidy.

On walking into my room,you can see a big window. Through the window you can see the blue sky and green trees. Sometimes you also can see some birds flying in the sky. Under the window is a big desk. On the desk there are my school things and my flute. On the right side of the desk is a bookshelf, you can find all kinds of books on it. But my favourite books are about animals and science. Next to the shelf is my favourite thing—computer. It gives me knowledge and makes me happy. Opposite the door is my comfortable bed. On the wall above the bed are two maps. One is a map of China,the others is a map of the world. I learn a lot of things from them.

This is my room. I like to stay in my room alone and do my homework. I like playing the flute in my spare time in it. My room is my small world.

In Chinese lunar calendar August 15th,the Mid-Autumn Festival is the traditional festival in our country. Because it is in the middle of autumn,it was called the Mid-Autumn Festival.Enjoy the moon is a very important activity in the Mid-Autumn festival.What’is more,many persons will eat mooncake and enjoy the moon to celebrate it.In addition,most family menbers will reunite in the Mid-Autumn Festival.That is why those who couldn’t return home will show their nostalgia in this day.There are also many other customs about the Mid-Autumn festival,which shows persons’ desire and pursuit of beautiful life.It is so important that it became the statutory festival in 2008.

[中秋节介绍英语作文

一个古老的传说，诞生了一个美丽的节日，七夕东方情人节，牛郎织女的传说。下面小编搜集了七夕文化英语作文，希望对大家的写作有所帮助!

The Double Seventh Festival, on the 7th day of the 7th lunar month, is a traditional festival full of romance. It often goes into August in the Gregorian calendar.

This festival is in mid-summer when the weather is warm and the grass and trees reveal their luxurious greens. At night when the sky is dotted with stars, and people can see the Milky Way spanning from the north to the south. On each bank of it is a bright star, which see each other from afar. They are the Cowherd and Weaver Maid, and about them there is a beautiful love story passed down from generation to generation.

Long, long ago, there was an honest and kind-hearted fellow named Niu Lang (Cowhand). His parents died when he was a child. Later he was riven out of his home by his sister-in-law. So he lived by himself herding cattle and farming. One day, a fairy from heaven Zhi Nu (Weaver Maid) fell in love with him and came down secretly to earth and married him. The cowhand farmed in the field and the Weaver Maid wove at home. They lived a happy life and gave birth to a boy and a girl. Unfortunately, the God of Heaven soon found out the fact and ordered the Queen Mother of the Western Heavens to bring the Weaver Maid back.

With the help of celestial cattle, the Cowhand flew to heaven with his son and daughter. At the time when he was about to catch up with his wife, the Queen Mother took off one of her gold hairpins and made a stroke. One billowy river appeared in front of the Cowhand. The Cowhand and Weaver Maid were separated on the two banks forever and could only feel their tears. Their loyalty to love touched magpies, so tens of thousands of magpies came to build a bridge for the Cowhand and Weaver Maid to meet each other. The Queen Mother was eventually moved and allowed them to meet each year on the 7th of the 7th lunar month. Hence their meeting date has been called "Qi Xi" (Double Seventh).

Scholars have shown the Double Seventh Festival originated from the Han Dynasty (206 BC-AD220). Historical documents from the Eastern Jin Dynasty (AD371-420) mention the festival, while records from the Tang Dynasty (618-907) depict the grand evening banquet of Emperor Taizong and his

concubines. By the Song (960-1279) and Yuan (1279-1368) dynasties, special articles for the "Qi Xi" were seen being sold on markets in the capital. The bustling markets demonstrated the significance of the festival.

Today some traditional customs are still observed in rural areas of China, but have been weakened or diluted in urban cities. However, the legend of the Cowhand and Weaver Maid has taken root in the hearts of the people. In recent years, in particular, urban youths have celebrated it as Valentines Day in China. As a result, owners of flower shops, bars and stores are full of joy as they sell more commodities for love.

在我国,农历七月初七的夜晚,天气温暖,草木飘香,这就是人们俗称的七夕节,也有人称之为“乞巧节”或“女儿节”,这是中国传统节日中最具浪漫色彩的一个节日,也是过去姑娘们最为重视的日子.

在晴朗的夏秋之夜,天上繁星闪耀,一道白茫茫的银河横贯南北,争河的东西两岸,各有一颗闪亮的星星,隔河相望,遥遥相对,那就是牵牛星和织女星.

相传在很早以前,南阳城西牛家庄里有个聪明.忠厚的小伙子,父母早亡,只好跟着哥哥嫂子度日,嫂子马氏为人狠毒,经常虐待他,逼他干很多的活,一天,天上的织女和诸仙女一起下凡游戏,在河里洗澡,牛郎在老牛的帮助下认识了织女,二人互生情意,后来织女便偷偷下凡,来到人间,做了牛郎的妻子.男耕女织,情深意重,他们生了一男一女两个孩子,一家人生活得很幸福.但是好景不长,这事很快便让天帝知道,王母娘娘亲自下凡来,强行把织女带回天上,恩爱夫妻被拆散.

牛郎上天无路,还是老牛告诉牛郎,在它死后,可以用它的皮做成鞋,穿着就可以上天.牛郎按照老牛的话做了,穿上牛皮做的鞋,拉着自己的儿女,一起腾云驾雾上天去追织女,眼见就要追到了,岂知王母娘娘拔下头上的金簪一挥,一道波涛汹涌的天河就出现了,牛郎和织女被隔在两岸,只能相对哭泣流泪.他们的忠贞爱情感动了喜鹊,千万只喜鹊飞来,搭成鹊桥,让牛郎织女走上鹊桥相会,王母娘娘对此也无奈,只好允许两人在每年七月七日于鹊桥相会.

七夕乞巧,这个节日起源于汉代,东晋葛洪的《西京杂记》有“汉彩女常以七月七日穿七孔针于开襟楼,人俱习之”的记载,这便是我们于古代文献中所见到的最早的关于乞巧的记载.后来的唐宋诗词中,妇女乞巧也被屡屡提及,唐朝王建有诗说“阑珊星斗缀珠光,七夕宫娥乞巧忙”.据《开元天宝遗事》载：唐太宗与妃子每逢七夕在清宫夜宴,宫女们各自乞巧,这一习俗在民间也经久不衰,代代延续.

直到今日,七夕仍是一个富有浪漫色彩传统节日.但不少习俗活动已弱化或消失,惟有象征忠贞爱情的牛郎织女的传说,一直流传民间.

[介绍七夕的英语作文

Good morning. It is my honour to come here for this interview.

First let me introduce myself to you. My name is Wendy. I am 17 years old, and was born in Jinan, Shandong Province. I was graduated from ** Middle School.

I am always studying hard, and I have achieved lots of fruitful results, including many certifications.

I am optimistic and open-minded. I have made a lots of good friends in my school.

In my spare time, I like reading and listening to the music. Sometimes, I also like to play basketball.

I hope I have the chance to enter the school. And I also believe that where there is a will, there is a way.

That is all. Thanks for your attention.

Dear Interviewer:

Good afternoon， first of all， I want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to this job interview.

My name is 【】 and Im 23 years old， Jiangsu Nantong is my birthplace. Now Im a post graduate student of Department of Law in 【】 Normal University. I am outgoing and confident， so I can always get along quite well with others. Im diligent and self-discipline in learning.

I have won scholarships for totally four consecutive years during my college; at the same time I have served as leader of the class to learn as well as a minister of student union in my sophomore year. As a college debate team member， I participated in the school debate game. I have good organizational skills and communication skills. Banks， operate as a modern social and economic hub of the entire national economy， play a significant role， so I have been yearning hearts of the banking industry.

If this can join the Construction Bank I would be very pleased， this will be an opportunity for my life， but also a challenge， I will be adhering to the China Construction Bank， the construction of modern life development concept. I shall be conscientious and dedicated so as to contribute myself to the banks development and also the national economy! Thank you!

Autumn, with the joy of harvest, with a cool atmosphere, with golden feet, quietly came. Autumn of the field, is the golden ocean, is a symbol of harvest, is the peasants uncle years of effort. Full of hearty smile everywhere. It is no exaggeration to say that the autumn field is a sign of harvest, a tree, a red glowing apple, a yellow pear, a purple grape, a sweet pomegranate, a curved banana and sour grapefruit. The fruit you fight me to fight, just listen to "boom" is heard, with a dewdish big red glowing apple fell from the tree down. Pomegranate smile grinned his mouth, belly to break, and that a crystal, gem-like, shining dazzling fruit dripping honey, greedy a few children saliva DC. They seem to say to people, "Come on! Come! Come and try!"

The peasant uncle took the sickle and cut it hard. The growers climbed up the fruit trees and took the fruits one by one and put them in a big basket. Said: "This is really a good harvest this year!" "Yes! You look at this fruit, that applause!" "You see you see, how a grain of millet full, alas, if the weather every year, harvest Good year after year!

Autumn field really beautiful ah!

My name is Yang jiao, I am a girl, but high forehead, nose slightly tilted, appears somewhat reiki.

My body is thin, when I was a child often sick. Therefore, mom and dad is everything depends on me, over time gradually formed the habit of love lost his temper, a little a bit is not good, to mom and dad lost his temper. Remember once, have more minutes at 9 o clock, I have finished my homework and went to watch TV, my mother wont let me see, turn off the TV. I am not talk to her a, turn on the TV again, just like that, mom, I drive, back and forth several times, mom finally angry, loudly say: "you are not obedient, give me out." I have heard, stared at mother, pushed the door open and ran outside. In the end, still mother took me to back up. You see, at that time, my temper is what kind of ah!

I gradually grew up, or a lot of temper, I also fell in love with music, has become a small fan. Mom and dad bought me a tape let me learn many childrens songs.

I am also a love of labor of a little girl, my mother got up very early every morning, mom told me dont you wash the clothes today, but when I get up in the, see home there are a lot of clothes not wash, and every itch I put my clothes washed. My grandma and neighbors compliment I love work, some neighbors said that I would do.

I have a fault, is the problem when the teacher let the students to answer, my heart will be pounding, a long time to calm down.

Friends, capricious, is my personality; Love to sing, love labor is my hobby. Do you like me?

我叫杨娇，我是女孩，前额却高，鼻子微微翘起，显得几分灵气。

我身体比较瘦弱，小时候常常生病。因此，爸爸妈妈就什么事都依着我，天长日久渐渐地养成了爱发脾气的坏习惯，稍有一点儿不称心，就对爸爸妈妈发脾气。记得有一次，已经九点多钟了，我做完了作业，就去看电视了，妈妈不让我看，把电视关了。我才不理她那一套呢，又把电视打开了，就这样，妈妈关，我开，来来回回好几次，妈妈终于发火了，大声说：“你真不听话，给我出去。”我听了，瞪了妈妈一眼，推开门就往外跑。最后，还是妈妈把我给拖了回来。你们瞧瞧，那个时候，我的脾气是什么样的啊!

我渐渐地长大了，脾气也好了很多，我还爱上了音乐，成了一个小歌迷。爸爸妈妈给我买了许多儿童歌曲磁带让我学。

我也是个很爱劳动的一个小女孩，每天早上我妈妈起得很早，妈妈就跟我说今天的衣服不要你洗了，但是我起来的时候，看见家里有很多衣服没有洗，我就手痒痒把衣服给洗了。我的奶奶和邻居夸奖我爱劳动，有的邻居说我会做事。

我还有一个缺点，就是当老师要让同学起来回答问题时候，我的心就会怦怦直跳，很久才能平静下来。

朋友们，任性，是我的性格;爱唱歌、爱劳动是我的爱好。你们喜欢我吗?

新搞笑自我介绍演讲稿

凡是搞笑的东西，都会有所夸张的成份，就像是一篇搞笑自我介绍一样，总会有些内容是幽默、夸大的。以下内容为搞笑自我介绍范文，可供参看一下。

搞笑自我介绍范本：木飞，十九岁，男，未婚。19XX年1月出生，出生具体坐标北纬197.5度，东经36.55度。出生地：医院

出生后第一件做的事——哭，为什么，因为我一张开眼就看到两个人在那里笑的欢，心里琢磨，偶招惹谁了，嘲笑偶？19XX年2月，满月，前来为我祝寿的人很多，送红包的人也不少，当时年少，除了见钱眼开外，还很好色——当然是红色，打开一看，晕，居然只有10块，心里巨不爽：你大爷滴，这么少，你以为我是三岁小孩啊（好象刚满月）！19XX年1月，我一岁生日，我的死党小菲前来赴宴（病句），我心里热乎，把我最爱的变形金刚送给了她，结果她——跑了，我极度伤心，我的初恋还没开始就失败了，我想。19XX年扉月，我进入了托儿所深造，得到教育部门的通知后，我大喜若狂，幼儿园的阿姨叫我飞仔，我说叫我飞哥行不行？她狂吐！第三月，偶成立了“木飞幼儿园集团”我任CEO（首席执行官）实际操纵了幼儿园的全部股权，次月，由于“尿布风波案”我迫于压力下台，公司宣布破产，我人生的第一次事业宣告失败，失望！

19XX年9月，我步入了人间天堂——小学。第一天，老师选班干部要求有意的去讲台上演讲，我毫不犹豫就上去了，我说我叫木飞，大家就直笑，我想等我当上班长，有你们哭的日子，我一下台，有一个甜美笑容的丫头就在几个男生的起哄中趋之若骛，她说：我叫小燕子??我就想起了我家房檐下的哪个燕窝，我问自己：大人为什么那么喜欢吃燕窝，不都是泥做的吗？19XX年我四年级，香港回归，作为大队委员会最具魅力和最具潜力的我发表了演说，我说，香港是我们的儿子，还没断奶就被人抢走了，现在他回来了，真是好儿子乖儿子，啊！我们死也瞑目了，我看到校长与班主任等人被我感动的七孔流血，我无比欣慰，然而对于香港我一无所知，只知道香港脚很臭！19XX年我小学毕业了，那天天很蓝，蓝的象天空一样，我想起我六年中造的无数多个病句中的一个——今天天气好晴朗万里碧空飘着朵朵白云。今儿过了，我也一大人了，大人就应该做点大人的事，于是我搓了，搓了一上午，谁发明的麻将，拖出去活埋了，我赌博了，我是坏孩子了，我想，心里空空的，那天晚上也没睡好觉，心想，那二万他是怎么糊我的。

200X年我步入了“举人”培训中心学习，看着同学们虔诚的眼光我就想起了我家的那只狗阿黄，好乖哦，我同桌是个才女，叫小鹃，我想起一年级鼓起勇气上台演讲结果还是输给我的小燕子，这儿年女孩子的名字杂都和动物沾亲带故的，妈妈说的母性美是不是那样D?小鹃写了很多诗，每次我成了评审员，有时候，我觉得她写的好烂，譬如：天，还没亮，太阳已经出来了??汗！20XX年非典肆掠，我被确认为疑似“疑似病例”，虽然疑似“疑似病例”不是疑似病例，但我已经很疑似“疑似病例”了，再疑似一点，就真成疑似病例了。我见人便说：我有病，哪知道别人不但不害怕，反尔说：你确实有病，我就纳闷儿，这年头不怕死的人杂越来越多了。

初中毕业我踏上了一条“不归路”，说起来有点荒唐，在香港只买了一双袜子，在武汉的长江大桥下啃西瓜，在广州的中山大学里吃冰激凌，在东莞的超市里买一瓶可乐看一上午

的“三国演义”，在樟木头的沙滩上把脚埋进沙坑里，等潮来了拔起脚就跑??我多想实现我的那个小小小愿望啊——在海边儿有个窝，还有只小船，上面装满人民币，港元，美元，欧元??

200X年9月我在金堂最高学府“金堂中学状元系”读书，开学典礼上校长振振有辞的说：今天天气好晴朗，万里碧空飘着朵朵白云??晕~我突然很怀读念小时候了，还有那个病句。我加如了学校文学社，那天又要演讲，我就想我一生中的演讲这么多，我都成一专家了。我说：我虽然才疏学浅，但是学富五车；虽然貌不惊人，但是相貌堂堂??我看见主管老师又七孔留血了，我顺势说：好样的，男儿流血不流泪！那老师差点一命呜呼了。高中的日子除了无聊外还很无聊，无聊得我上课时摸出镜子看我的睫毛是不是长长了。“周——木飞，起来回答问题”我心里别扭，干嘛把“周”字拖的怎么长，但我想起了一个成语“周长”之后，突然觉得他讲的很有道理，。他叫我回答下句，他说“别有幽愁暗恨生”我不答，他问：你为什么答不出来了？我说：因为“此时无声胜有声”！他狂郁闷。我觉得这里的老师都暴强，数学老师抱着“圆周率”狂背，English老师抱着>滥背，语文老师抱着>闷背，发给学生的参考书多的好象都不收费一样，高中生最大的消遣可能就是吃饭和睡觉了，有的干脆给省了觉得那样太奢华，家长望子成龙，望女成凤，我想哪天他们真的成“龙”成“凤”了不吓死人？

转眼到了高二下期，草长“蝇”飞的时候，除了怀念我的公主，可能最大的娱乐就是改变上课时看老师的角度，我觉得语文老师特好欺负，语文课上我特爱和他叫板儿！我想起二年级外出郊游，老师问：怎么来判断风向呢？谁来给大家演示一下？我毫不犹豫就冲了出来，捡起一块石头就往天上抛“啊，老师，吹的是‘上下风’”我看见老师眼睛都白了。

20XX年下期，我们进入了“高考魔鬼训练营”这个时期给我感触最大的就是同学们的脸色，头一天黄色——正常；第二天，红色——可能熬了夜；第三天吓人居然是绿色的，我乍一看满教室都是交通指示灯，肯定随便拉三儿到路口一站，给交通部门节约大批费用。

20XX年，也就是今年，我19岁的时候，我去年18岁的时候，我前年17岁的时候，我18年前吃奶的时候，面临人生的重大转折，我感触很多，为此，妹妹对我做了一个专访：木飞哥，高考了，现在心情怎么样？”我说：“紧张，就象女生第一次怀孕样。”“那你有什么打算？”“把孩子生下来！”我说，妹妹狂喷血！高考体检，医生叫我把裤子脱了，我红着脸问她想干什么，她说了一句话，我脸马上就拉下来了，她说：我代你妈抽你??现在我乱七八糟的写完了我的个人简历，心里面毛糟糟的，我原来是这么淘气的一个人。

妈妈说：每一天都要过得很好，灿烂的日子才会微笑。我想妈妈说的真好，不愧是木飞的妈妈，成长需要一点点风雨，一些些磨砺，还有一些刻骨铭心的记忆??

My name is Li Haiqing. I am a local person who is 21years old. Iam from chongqing and I am of the opinion that my hometown is a beautiful city.

Moreover, I would like to say something about my family. I have my mother ,my father,and my elder sisther,they love me very much,I know my parents have so much hops and dreams for me。So I must study well.

I have the confidence because I have such ability! I am kind-hearted, patient, outgoing and creative. I am a hard working student especially do the thing I am interested in. I will try my best to resolve any problem no matter how difficult it is. I always believe that one will easily lag behind unless he keeps on learning.

In spare time, I like reading books, surfing on the Internet, listening to music like, classic, or light music, because they can make me feel relaxed. Nobody could keep on working efficiently, therefore proper amusement is a must. In addition, I insist on do some physical training such as running, and horizontal bar as well. By doing this, I can always stay healthy.

That’s all. Thank you for giving me such a valuable opportunity!

我叫李海清。我是本地人，21岁。我来自重庆，我认为我的家乡是一个美丽的城市。

此外，我想谈谈我的家庭。我有我的母亲，我的父亲，还有我的姐姐，他们非常爱我，我知道我的父母有很多的希望和梦想，所以我必须好好学习。

我有信心，因为我有这样的能力!我善良，有耐心，外向，有创造力。我是一个勤奋的学生，特别是做我感兴趣的事情。不管有多困难，我都要尽力解决任何问题。我一直相信一个人如果不继续学习就很容易落后。

课余时间，我喜欢看书，上网，听音乐，古典音乐，轻音乐，因为它们能让我放松。没有人能继续有效地工作，因此适当的娱乐是必须的。此外，我还坚持做一些体育锻炼，比如跑步，以及水平的酒吧。这样做，我就能一直保持健康。

这年代。谢谢你给了我这么宝贵的机会!