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1000圣诞节英文的作文500字
全文共 1520 字
+ 加入清单Whenever I hear this song "Jingle Bells", I know that Christmas has quietly come to our side; whenever I see a large supermarket Christmas decoration, I know that Christmas is close at hand......
Before Christmas, I had fantasized that I had held a grand hall, where there were many figures, both high and low. But no matter who, they can always be friendly and amiable. No matter the enemy or the friend, we can always get through the day.
I have also fantasized that on Christmas night I quietly squatted beside the chimney waiting for the arrival of Santa Claus. But Ive been waiting for a long time, but I dont see the figure of Santa Claus. I thought, "well, why dont Santa Claus come?" It must be a "traffic jam" on the road.
I had to go to bed. But it was not a few minutes before I lay down, and the chimney was moving. I looked down there with squinted eyes. I saw that wearing a red robe, wearing a Red Hat Santa is to my Christmas stocking stuffed with gifts! At that time, I was happy in my heart. Christmas Eve a chimney, I ran out of the house. He saw Santa Claus in his sledge and went to the next house.
When I opened the magic socks, I found there was a small gift box in it. When I cautiously opened the box again, I found that there was a book I most liked and wanted most, "a brief history of time", because it is a book about cosmology. When I carefully opened the book, I found that there was a small note in it. The note read: "learning without limit, asking questions, asking questions and learning."
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篇1:英文成语故事三:守株待兔
全文共 582 字
+ 加入清单In the Spring and Autumn Period, a farmer in the State of Song was one day working in the fields when he saw a rabbit bump into a tree stump(树桩) accidentally and break its neck.
The farmer took the rabbit home, and cooked himself a delicious meal.
That night he thought, I neednt work so hard. All I have to do is wait for a rabbit each day by the stump.
So from then on he gave up farming, and simply sat by the stump waiting for rabbits to come and run into it.
This idiom satirizes(讽刺,挖苦) those who just wait for a stroke of luck, rather than making efforts to obtain what they need.
篇2:有关于选择的英文作文
全文共 1133 字
+ 加入清单Occupation choice is a personal for their employment type,direction is selected and confirmed.It is the people enter the real social life domain important behavior,life is a critical link.
Through the choice of occupation,is beneficial to people and labor post better,make the person goes into social labor post.
Occupation choice is the important content of human socialization,it is advantageous to socialization and implementation.
Through the choice of occupation,is beneficial to obtain bigger economic benefits.
Through the choice of occupation,can achieve the social benefit.
First of all,in the occupation planners professional guidance,scientific system about ourselves.
Again,combination of consulting work experience,education degree,disposition,intelligence,physical condition,social resources and other factors,to determine the next step or the next few steps how to get the occupation,
A personal career proper or not is related to his future.To understand their own personality characteristics are very important things,predictions can provide personal characteristics parameters,can effectively grasp the business direction.
篇3:元旦节英文作文
全文共 1181 字
+ 加入清单On the afternoon of new years day, when I finished my homework, Dad took me to my house to buy a new house, and I couldnt wait to sit on my fathers electric car.
We pass the Song State Park. My father asked me to play, although some people in the park are playing skateboards, some are riding bicycling, others are on the soup swing, and others are rowing, but Im not interested. Then we came to the village academy swiftly — — my house downstairs. The father of the car let me lock the electric car, and he went to get the key to open the door. Father touched pocket only forgot to take the key see light suddenly, dad said: “ or well come another day to go home together, or I go home to take the keys, you wait here. ” I rush around like an ant on a hot pot. I dont want to go home or wait here. At last, I have to say in a downcast way: &ldquo, lets go home. ” my father saw my face is not happy, he was not there that property management department of a key, so my father and I went to the property management office took the key, opened the door. I am happy and jump and jump.
Through this, I know that no matter what I do in the future, I cant be careless, or I will be wrong.
篇4:英文社交书信格式怎样写
全文共 336 字
+ 加入清单Dear John:
Thank you very much for the nice birthday present you have sent me! I have been longing for a dictionary for a long time. It will surly be very helpful to my study.
Its very nice of you to remember my birthday. Ill make good use of the dictionary and Ill think of you with gratitude and affection every time I use it.
Love,
Sally
篇5:贴春联的由来英文
全文共 1733 字
+ 加入清单spring couplets, a chinese new year decoration, are an integral part of chinas new year. their beginnings go back as far as the origins of new years festivities.
春联,是中国新年的装饰,没有春联,春节就不完整。春联的来历就要说到新年的来历
according to legends in the chinas ancient past there was a monster known as nian who often came down from the mountains to eat livestock and locals. it was discovered that he was afraid of the color red and so red paper was placed around doors and windows of houses and poems for good luck were added to them. the houses with the red paper were avoided by the monster, so its inhabitants were spared. the tradition has continued until today.
根据中国古代历史传说中记载,有一个叫“年的”怪物经常从山上到村子里吃牲畜。后来人们发现这个怪物怕洪泽,所以就在门上,窗户上贴红纸,红纸上面还写一些增加转运的诗。这样,怪兽害怕贴满红纸的屋子,所以这个风俗被流传了下来,一直直到今天。
couplets are traditionally painted with black ink on two pieces of red paper which is then hung on either side of a door.
对联传统的来讲是用黑墨在两张红纸上写字,然后贴在门的两侧。
one half is hung on either side. there is an extra piece of paper painted with words of prosperity hung above the door frame. traditionally the couplets are poems consisting of two lines of either four or five characters. they are painted from top to bottom, right to left.
一边贴张。另外还有一个横批写着意味繁荣之意之字贴在门框的上方。传统的对联,上联合下联是4个或5个字,是一对诗。写对联一般是从上到下,从右到左。
different couplets have different themes. for farmers the couplets are meant to bring bounty to them, whereas businessmens couplets are meant to bring money. traditionally scholars would paint couplets and give them to their friends, relatives, and the public. many people choose to create their own couplets. many times door god or the character "fu"is added to doors along with the couplets.
不同的对联有不同的主题。比如,给农民的对联是带来好收成,商人挣跟多钱。传统学者会自己写对联赠予朋友或亲人。许多人会自己设计属于自己的对联。门神和福字一般都是和对联配套的贴在门上的。
篇6:给妈妈道歉的一封信英文
全文共 1748 字
+ 加入清单Dear Mother,
A letter apologizing to my mother
Hello!
Mom, I was wrong. Please forgive my daughter for her ignorance. The day
before yesterday, I was so angry with you for not bringing me an umbrella. Mom,
I was really angry with you. I thought you didnt care about me. Under such
circumstances, I am deaf to all your explanations. The next day, I deliberately
go to school in the rain, want to use this to anger you. Mother, at that time I
was how ignorant!
Today, in I open "the minor thought moral education" this book, reads "the
loving mother hand line, the wandering son body clothes. Before departure dense
seam, Italy fear delay return. Who made the heart-inch grass, reported in the
three Chunhui "this ancient poem, my heart can not calm for a long time.
I see what youve done for me. I am ill, and you take care of me day and
night; There are delicious things at home, you do not want to eat a bite, always
leave me to eat; You and dad are frugal and reluctant to spend a penny for
yourself, but they are willing to spend a lot of money for me, to meet my
various requirements as far as possible. At this moment, I remember what you
said to me: "Xiaojia, today my mother went to visit your grandmother. I came
home late and didnt bring you an umbrella. Would you forgive my mother? Mom,
until this time, I did not understand, the worlds most love me, love me is you
and dad. Youve put in more energy and effort than I can count. The hairs on
your head are tired of me. You are the best mom and dad in the world.
Mom, I was wrong. Please excuse my daughters indiscretion. In the future,
I will not make you angry again, I will study hard, try to learn to do
housework, do your best daughter. I wish you good health and happiness
forever!
Your daughter: Meng Xiaojia
篇7:共青团员爱国演讲稿
全文共 1586 字
+ 加入清单穿岁月峰头,伴历史云烟,中国共产主义青年团走过了80年的风雨征程。五四运动至今,一代代优秀青年为民族复兴作出了卓越的贡献;循火红足迹,经坎坷征程,一代代优秀青年紧跟共产党,始终站在时代的峰顶浪尖!青春不停步,“永远跟党走”!
“我们是五月的花海,用青春拥抱时代。我们是初升的太阳,用生命点燃未来。“五四”的火炬,唤起了民族的觉醒。壮丽的事业,激励着我们继往开来。光荣啊,中国共青团!母亲用共产主义为我们命名,我们开创新的世界。”当我们戴着光芒四射的团徽,站在火红的团旗下,高唱我们自己的团歌,心中怎能不为之激动,怎能不为之骄傲,怎能不为之自豪!“爱国,爱党,爱人民,爱家乡”这个坚定的信念在我们脑海中回荡!
朋友们,还记得五年前我们的家乡是什么样子吗?几条破旧的马路,几座零落的楼房,这就可以概括我们章丘的全貌了。再看看现在吧!十多条主干道纵横交错贯穿东西南北,从荷花公园到百脉泉广场,从眼明泉搭桥到明珠小区,到处洋溢着现代化的气息,透露着春的绿意,焕发着勃勃的生机!在这幅美丽的画卷上处处点缀着青年活跃的身影,是他们以高度的责任感和奉献精神,保障着道路的畅通,保护着优美的环境,维护着社会的安定团结¨¨¨,在各行各业中,在党的坚强领导下,共青团带领青年们在我们城市建设的宏伟蓝图上勾画出最为亮丽的色彩!
伴随着江总书记“三个代表”重要思想和“以德治国”方略的提出,党有号召,团有行动。为此,团市委提出“高举旗子,不变调子,喊响号子,建好班子,推动总体工作再上台子”的指导思路。在“三个代表”学习教育活动和“以德治市”的号召下,开展了“走白村、串千户、访民意、聚民心”及“三个代表”重要思想征文活动,使团的工作真正想青年之所想,急青年之所急,谋青年之所求,切实把广大青年吸引到团的旗帜下,团结在党的周围!
从伟大的共产主义战士雷锋到以服务祖国需要为乐的王杰,从自学成材的张海迪到科技创新的秦文贵,从11名“中国青年五四奖章”获得者到我们身边的每一位青年星火科技带头人,他们在人民利益的大厦上添砖加瓦,他们以崇高理想和坚定信念为新时期广大青年实践“三个代表”“以德治市”树起了标杆!正是他们在党的旗帜的指引下,和千百条各战线上的青年模范一起,演绎了一幕幕惊天地、泣鬼神的青春活剧,谱写了一曲曲壮丽雄浑的青春赞歌!
改革开放以来,适应党的工作中心的转移,共青团贯彻执行党的基本路线,紧紧围绕经济建设这一中心,团结带领广大青年向科学技术进军!我市更是提出了建“工业强市”的战略目标,我市共青团把青年创新创效作为工作的总抓手,积极推行“青年创新创效意见卡”,争创“青年文明号”和争作“青年岗位能手”,号召全市广大青工开发新产品,创造新工艺、推广新技术、转化新成果“四个一”活动和小发明、小革新、小改造、小设计、小建仪“五个小”活动为载体,广泛开展青年群体性科技创新活动。仅去年一年就取得青年创新创效成果28项,其中××集团公司团委委员××主持的平行线革新项目和市人民医院青年医生××发明的腭裂修补技术填补省级空白,创造了良好的经济效益和社会效益,为我市工业强市战略的实施做出了巨大的贡献!在经济大潮中,我们共青团之所以取得如此的成就,始终保持着青春和活力,归根到底是因为我们始终坚持党的领导,在党的旗帜的指引下前进!
20世纪中国的历史,写下了中国共青团和中国青年的光荣,21世纪期待我们创造新的青春辉煌。青年昭示着未来,江总书记在庆祝中国共产党80周年大会上向青年一代发出号召“全国各族青年,代表着我们祖国和民族的未来,代表着我们事业兴旺发达的希望。社会主义现代化的宏伟事业需要你们去建设,中华民族的伟大复兴将在你们手中实现。”党在召唤,时代在召唤,只要我们以“崇高的理想、创新的意识、无畏的勇气”发挥青年的智慧、风采和力量,就能乘风破浪、与时俱进!青年朋友们,让我们团结一致,永远跟党走。
篇8:回忆童年的英文
全文共 1963 字
+ 加入清单Childhood, a memorable words to me;Childhood, a reminds me of the total a little words.Childhood ah, what a profound but innocence, childhood laughter, always so innocent;Childhood behavior seems very childish, but the most sincere.When I think of my childhood time, mind, heart, always arise some light, little thoughts, light sadness.Everything is so weak, but always with my thoughts, I cant forget;Everything is so weak, but always quiet in my mind, I cant let go!
When I was tired, lie on the bed, inadvertently opened a childhood this "diary".In that instant, I seem to no longer tired, is happy childhood gave me the power of the spirit.I dont have the right to choose, I only stand on this has formed road continue to go on, I wont change anything, I dont want to change anything, because the importance of childhood, happiness, happiness may only in the memory can understand.
Our childhood is full of love, the love of parents.They care about us, to dedicate everything to us: to prepare delicious breakfast for us in the morning and the evening and cover the quilt for us;In the summerFor us to drive midge fan for others,In the winterAnd remove cold for us.All in all, we are the apple of parents eye, they meet the requirements of any of our, done a lot for us...
Our childhood is full of love --The teacherLove.The teacherLike the flashing eyesThe starsLighting up my heart.Whenever my grades, the teacher will be to me to admiring eyes, as if to say: "you are great!"Whenever my grades step backwards, the teacher would have to take a blame me, and like to say: "whats the matter with you?Strive to!"Teacher will talk eyes deeply imprinted in my mind, in her eyes brimmed with her sincere love for us...
Although childhood leave me, but I never leave it away.Because this paragraph of memory will be I this life the most important memory, maybe to old I can savor the joy of childhood;Maybe to old I can slowly understand the true meaning of childhood!
篇9:求职面试自我介绍英文
全文共 1186 字
+ 加入清单Good examiner, today can stand here for an interview, have the opportunity to ask you the examiner and learning, I feel very honored. Hope that through this interview can show you myself, I hope you remember me. My name is... This year,.. . At the age of the han nationality, bachelor of law. I like reading and Internet browsing information. My character more cheerful, easy-going.
Can anything around the relationship, and relatives and friends can get along, and full of confidence for life. I worked as an intern in * * * before, so has certain practical experience. In the four years studying in the field, I developed strong character, this character made me overcome some difficulties in my study and life, positive in. Be a sports teacher is my strong desire for a long time.
If I have the opportunity to be hired, I think, I will be able to work in a workout and realize their own value. At the same time, I also recognize that the relationship between work and is built on the basis of self-awareness, I think I have the ability to also have the confidence to do the job. Sports teacher is a sacred and noble profession, hope everyone can recognized me, give me this opportunity
篇10:英文日记
全文共 417 字
+ 加入清单Today, I came to the breakfast. See the lads with chopsticks busy busy. So
I took a seat, a young man walked to come over and ask me to eat something, so I
had a bowl of beef noodles peppers. Soon, a noodles. I take chopsticks, soon
finished eating. On the way to school, I also think that bowl noodles.
今天,我来到了早餐店。只见店里的伙计们端着碗筷忙来忙去。于是我找了一个位子坐下了,一位年轻的伙计走了过来,问我要吃点什么,于是我报了一碗青椒牛肉面。很快,一碗面就出来了。我拿上筷子,很快就吃完了。在去学校的路上,我还想着那碗好吃的面。
篇11:初中英文自我介绍
全文共 1245 字
+ 加入清单Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for an interview, I hope i can make a good performance today. Im confident that I can succeed.
Now i will introduce myself briefly, I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20**.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 20**, I began work for a small private com#pany as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because Im capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 20**,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, Id like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global com#pany, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of com#pany ennvironment. That is the reason why I com#e here to com#pete for this position.
I think Im a good team player and Im a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
篇12:常见名言警句的英文翻译
全文共 696 字
+ 加入清单Union is strength. 团结就是力量。
Until all is over ones ambition never dies. 不到黄河心不死。
Use a book as a bee does flowers. 读书如蜜蜂采花,吸取其中之精华。
Virtue is a jewel of great price. 美德是无价之宝。
Virtue is fairer far than beauty. 美德远比美丽更美好。
Virtue is her (or its) own reward. 为善最乐。
Virtue is the only true nobility. 唯有美德是真正高贵的。
Wash a dog comb a dog Still a dog remains a dog. 本性难移。
Waste not want not. 俭以防匮。
Weak men wait for opportunity but the strong men make it. 若者等待机会,强者创造机会。
You cant eat your cake and have it. 不能既要吃饼,又要把饼保存。
You cant make omelets (or omeletts) without breaking eggs. 有失才有得。
You have no goats and yet you sell kids. 你虽无老山羊,却出卖小山羊。
Zeal without knowledge is fire without light. 有热情而无知识,犹如有火焰而无光芒。
篇13:给感谢的人写一封信英文
全文共 856 字
+ 加入清单Dear Dad:
Today is father’s day, for so many years I’ve been seekig a way to express
my heartfelt thanks for all you have done for me. Here comes it!
Thank you for always being there sharing my life when I need you most.
Whenever I encounter difficulties, I never feel alone and vulnerable, because
you will keep me on the right path. I’m blessed to have you.
Thank you for offering me education and teaching me how to be a man. You
always inspire me not by words, but by what you have done! Your efforts in the
work, your loyalty to your friends, your responsibility for the family and your
persistence in the life have already set me good examples in my own life.
Thank you for always appreciating my work, no matter how tiny it is! You
have made me realize that it’s capacity not scores that really counts.
Dad, I love you and I will love you forever!
Yours beloved,
篇14:父亲节英文日记
全文共 1512 字
+ 加入清单Its the third Sunday in June again, and its the holiday Ive been looking
forward to for a long time - Fathers Day.
"Mom, what do you want to give grandpa?" I asked my mother, resting my chin
on my hand. After thinking for a moment, Mom said, "Fruit basket!" "Mom, help me
think about what should I give Dad?" "Lets go to the boutique and have a
look."
So, we went to the boutique, and we picked left and right, carefully
selected, and we all felt that these gifts were not very good. "Ah, Dad is a
dog, so give him a puppy!" I suddenly had such an idea.
We walked over to the plastic and found a lifelike puppy which was very
interesting. Furry hair, piercing eyes, and a smiling face make people like him
more and more. I thought to myself: This puppy is cute, thats all.
I bought it, asked the waiter to pack it, and went home happily. When I got
home, I wrote a blessing on a piece of paper and put it by the bed with the
gift.
I discussed it with my mother and came up with a terrifying plan: We hid in
the place where Dad must pass when he entered the room, and when Dad came in, we
would scare him. So we quickly hid. "Dong dong dong..." "Dad is here!" Grandma
stepped forward to open the door, when Dad walked past us. "Wow," we jumped out.
"Ah, scared me to death!" Dad was shaking. A dignified man was frightened by
us, haha! "Mum sneered at Dad.
When Dad walked into the room and found the gift, his eyes were wide open,
and he couldnt help holding me around the living room a few times.
I will never forget this Fathers Day.
篇15:致客户的一封信英文
全文共 1663 字
+ 加入清单Dear customer:
Welcome to our shop. We are a cosmetics enterprise with 20 years of
production experience. For the first time, we put on the "coat" of the brand to
come to you. Maybe we dont know marketing, maybe we have few products, maybe we
dont have gorgeous packaging, maybe we dont pay enough attention to greeting,
but we can guarantee that every product we sell is a conscientious product
researched and developed by heart. We dont pursue variety, we only pursue Keep
improving; we dont pursue the glory of big brand, only pursue every detail to
make you satisfied.
Our customer service is a very lovely little beauty, sincere and warm, but
in order to better serve you, she cant even drink a sip of water when she is
busy, and even sits in front of the computer all day waiting. Even so, she may
miss your information because of many things. I hope you can be more
considerate.
The annoying express brothers attitude is incompatible and often makes you
angry, which is also a headache for us. We will try our best to negotiate and
bring you a satisfactory shopping experience. Please give us a little
encouragement when you are satisfied. Five points of praise is the driving force
for us to adhere to. Of course, the twists and turns of shopping always hinder
our communication, If you have any dissatisfaction, please dont rush to
evaluate, contact our customer service as soon as possible, we will give you a
beautiful mood in the best way. Thank you again for coming to our shop and look
forward to your coming again.
If you give five points of praise, we have prepared a small idea for you:
screenshot to customer service, give you five yuan discount, unlimited,
universal.
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篇16:理想点亮人生演讲稿作文_小学六年级作文_励志作文
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+ 加入清单敬爱的老师,亲爱的同学们:
苏格拉底曾说过:世界上最快乐的事,莫过于为理想而奋斗。正是为了理想而奋斗,霍金才成为了理论物理学家。理想是每个人在成功路上的导师,让我们去奋斗,去实现我们的理想。是理想让对生活失去信心的人重新看到生活的美好,是理想让失业的人找到了生存之道,理想更让我们找到了未来的自己。约翰逊的名言中写到过:人的理想志向往往和他的能力成正比。所以我们要用我们自己的能力给我们的理想打下基础,证明我们曾经也为理想努力过,奋斗过,付出过。我们的理想可能是科学家,因为我们认为科学是智慧的象征,科学带给人们的是方便简洁;我们的理想也可能是教师,教学带给孩子们的是知识,培育出的是为国家尽力的人才。我们的理想也可能是……
有一句诗是:宝剑锋从磨砺出,梅花香自苦寒来。理想就像这句诗一样,要想把理想变成现实,就要经历挫折和失败后才知道不是什么人都可以实现理想的,就像宝剑一样经过无数次打磨才会变成一把锋利的剑,也像梅花一样在风雪中才会有花香。
让我们为理想而坚强。
让理想点亮每个人的人生吧。
我的演讲结束了,谢谢大家。
篇17:圣诞礼物英文作文
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+ 加入清单In my impression, I dont seem to have ever received a Christmas gift. But this year I have received several pieces of Christmas gifts, gifts received the moment, indescribably happy!
It happened on Christmas day, I came to the school with the joyful mood, suddenly found his pocket which turned out to have a lot of lessons for Christmas, I sat on the seat quickly put out gifts found above the names of many students, I am excited golden beans are falling out, everyone looked at me and said "Zhao Runze, dont cry. This is a token of our ah! Again, you have to go, we are not allowed to send you ah (in fact, forget to tell you, I actually have to transfer)! We dont have anything to send you. Its Christmas day, and well have to give me a Christmas gift. Haha, dont be sad, our school will always welcome you! " I didnt cry when I heard them.
The second day I was going, and when I went, everyone was sending me off, and some of my good classmates were crying. I dont think Im crying too. They cry and comfort me. I think this is the best Christmas gift!
Now, I am learning in the new school, the new school atmosphere and the new environment. My classmates are treating me very well. I hope to write this composition so that my former classmates can see it. I want to tell them, "I miss you!"
篇18:给好朋友的一封信英文
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+ 加入清单dear jennifer,
i’m very happy that you’re coming to xining soon. and i would be very happy to answer your questions.
it will be the coldest time in a year when you are coming, so please take some warm clothes with you. rice is usually the main food for dinner, and sometimes we have dumplings and noodles. you are lucky that you can spend spring festival with us which is the most important festival in our country. we can enjoy a lot of traditional performances and taste many different kinds of local food. our family plan to take you to visit qinghai lake. that would be fun?
i coulnd’t wait to meet you at the airport!
xiaoming
篇19:初中英文
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+ 加入清单My favorite sports is playing basketball. I liked playing basketball when I
was a child. I think playing basketball is a very interesting and healthy
sports. Usually, after class, I always go to play basketball with my friends.
Meanwhile, it is beneficial for our health to play basketball. Most importantly,
playing basketball can makes me become stronger. Besides, I can also get the
opportunity to comunicate with each other, which makes me get well along with my
classmates. In short, I can benefit a lot from palying baketball reasonably
every day.
篇20:小故事2:梁实秋的演讲
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+ 加入清单着名作家梁实秋擅长演讲,他的演讲独具风采,给人们留下了深刻的印象。他在师大任教期间,当时的校长刘真,常请名人到校演讲。有一次,主讲人因故迟到,在座的师生都等得很不耐烦。于是,刘真便请在座的梁实秋上台给同学们讲几句话。梁实秋本不愿充当这类角色,但校长有令,只好以一副无奈的表情,慢吞吞地说:“过去演京戏,往往在正戏上演之前,找一个二三流的角色,上台来跳跳加官,以便让后台的主角有充分的时间准备。我现在就是奉命出来跳加官的。”话不寻常,引起全场哄堂大笑,驱散了师生们的不快。
分析:幽默,流于俗套就成了无厘头;而恰到好处的幽默,则是智慧的闪光,有着化腐朽为神奇的力量。