介绍自己的家乡英语作文带翻译(精品20篇)

当同学们看到我嘴一扁，眼睛一红，就知道我又哭了。

我是一个大男孩，却比小女孩还爱哭。有的时候我真想憋住不哭，可是经常力不从心，不过几秒便泪流满面，而且一发不可收拾，就像开关坏了的水龙头，泪水直往外冒。不知内情的人还以为我被人打了呢。

因为爱哭，我也经常会成为大家口中的笑柄，特别是那一次中午的大哭，总被同学们提起。那一天中午，我正在看书，几个同学在玩“够门槛”，过了一会儿，老师来了，大家也安静了下来。老师叫起了我，严肃地说：“刚才那个动作蛮酷的嘛!”我听了一头雾水。我还没有来得及申辩，这时老师已经在考核表上给我扣了一分。然后又接着说了一句：“在门上的动作很帅嘛!”我一想老师无缘无故扣我的分，心里一阵酸楚，眼泪马上哗啦啦地流了下来，滴到了衣服上，嘴里，甚至地板上。我哭得声音越来越大，泪水像瀑布一样，哗啦啦地流个不停，哭声在教室里回响，我好伤心啊。过了一会儿，我抽抽泣泣地向老师说明了原因。老师知道原因后想安慰我，可我还是停不下来，几次想擦干眼泪，泪水却还是止不住，这场哭一直持续到下午才结束。

唉，一点小事就大哭一场，这成了我的标志了。同学们一谈到我，就说我是死煞宝宝。唉!什么时候我能改掉这个不好的习惯呀?

一、Hello, my name is Tom. I’m from JianXi. I’m 10 years old. I’m short and thin. I’m a student. I study in Class2, Grade 5 of primary school. I like English class very much. Because English class is so much fun. There are 4 people in my family. They are my mother, my father, my sister and me. I like hamburger and chicken very much. Do you like me?

二、Hello everyone,My name is xxx . I am from China, with a height of xx cm, and a weight of xx kg. ,I was born in xxxx xx xx, My favroite subject is xxx。My favorite month is February,My favorite season is spring , My favorite sprots is runningMy favorite food is hambuger,,My favorite housework is sweeping the floor, I want to be a computer engineer , You could ask me why , ha , because I like piaying computer !

三、Good morning (afternoon), teachers and students!

My name is JinYue. Beauty is my English name. Im ten years old. Im an active(活泼的) girl. I like singing 、dancing、drawing and playing Pingpang.Im a student of Class one Grade four from Affiliated Primary School of Hefei Pedagogical College.I like Chinese, Maths ,English and so on.I study very hard,I hope I can become a excellent student. I like making friends and wish to be friend with all of you.This is me. Please remember (记住)me, your good friend --JinYue. Thank you very much!

四、Hello, everyone. My name is JinYue. Beauty is my English name. Im ten years old. Im a student of Class one Grade four from Affiliated Primary School of Hefei Pedagogical College. I like singing 、dancing、drawing and playing Pingpang. I like English. I hope to become your good friends. Thank you very much!

五、Goodafternoon, teachers! Today, I`m very happy to make a speech(演讲) here. Now, let me introduce (介绍)myself. My name is ZhuRuijie. My English name is Molly. I`m 12. I come from Class1 Grade 6 of TongPu No.2 Primary School. I`m an active girl. I like playing basketball. Because I think it`s very interesting. I`d like to eat potatoes. They`re tasty(好吃的). My favourite colour is green. And I like math best. It`s fun. On the weekend(在周末), I like reading books in my room. I have a happy family. My father is tall and strong(强壮).My mother is hard-working(工作努力) and tall, too. My brother is smart.(漂亮) And I`m a good student. My dream(梦想) is to be a teacher, because I want to help the poor (贫穷的)children in the future(在将来). Thank you for listening! Please remember(记住) me!

Things in the world are changing. People are changing and every creature is

changing. Changing is a neutral word. We can’t judge it is good or bad in

general, because every coin has two sides. But sometimes we need to change,

because it is good for us. Sometimes we will meet some difficult or

uncomfortable situation. When we are not able to change it, we need to change

ourselves. If both of us refuse to budge, the problem would not be solved.

Sometimes we need to change our life attitude; sometimes we need to change our

views of seeing things; sometimes we need to tolerant; sometimes we need to be

strong. Changing ourselves according to the specific situation is good for

us.

My classroom is very nice . There are forty desks and chairs in the classroom. There are two black boards on the walls. And there are two pictures, too. My classroom has eleven lights and twelve fans. What colour are the fans ? They are blue. At the coner, there is a shelf , many books are in the shelf. I like the books very much. This is my classroom , it is very nice. I like my classroom very much . Do you have a nice classroom, too ?

我的教室很好。教室里有四十张桌子和椅子。墙壁上有两只黑木板。还有照片，太。我的教室有十一盏灯和十二个风扇。粉丝是什么颜色的？他们是蓝色的。在角落，有一个书架，书架上有很多书。我非常喜欢这本书。这是我的教室，很好。我非常喜欢我的教室。你有一个漂亮的教室吗？

[英语作文带翻译Myclassroom我的教室

Hello,every one!（大家好）My name is **** . （我叫****）

Im a 15 years old girl. （我是一个15岁的女孩）（具体情况自己改）

I live in the beautiful city of Rizhao.（我住在美丽的Rizhao城）（你可以把Rizhao改成自己家乡的城市的名称的拼音）

Im an active ,lovely and clever girl.(我是一个活跃的可爱的聪明的女孩）

In the school , my favourite subject is maths . （在学校，我最喜欢数学）

Perhaps someone thinks its difficult to study well .（也许有些人认为这很难学）

But I like it.（但我喜欢他）

I belive that if you try your best, everything can be done well.（我相信每件事付出努力就会有害结果）

I also like sports very much.（我也很喜欢运动）

Such as,running,volleyball and so on. （像跑步、排球等等）

If you need help ,please come to me .（如果你需要帮助，就来找我）

I hope we can be good friends!（我希望我们能成为好朋友）

大家好，我叫xxx，今年10岁了。

我有一双水灵灵的眼睛。因为在家乡的时候，我老是被别人推或打，所以我老哭，就有了一双水灵灵的眼睛。而且我有一个灵敏的鼻子，因为上次我回到家的时候就闻到了炒鸡蛋的味道了。我喜欢音乐，我到现在都没变，只是音乐的声音实在太美妙了！而音乐是变化多端的，所以有快有慢。我也喜欢跳舞，因为跳舞可以有优美的音乐伴着我的步子，而且我还可以有一个优美的身姿，因为这样我就喜欢上了舞蹈。我为什么喜欢上了唱歌呢？是因为我读一年级的时候，有一次音乐老师叫我去表演，表演完了我觉得我很有唱歌的天赋，所以我就是这样喜欢上了唱歌。

这就是我，你快来认识一下我吧！

我的家乡住在安徽歙县的一个小山村里。在我家的前面是一大片竹林，一片竹林都是翠绿色的。只要微风吹来竹林随风飘动，就像大海里的波纹一样一高一低。到了晚上冷冷的风吹过来竹林沙沙作响，就像一首交响曲一样。每次村子里造好了房子，都在前面种一两棵竹子，就表示节节高的意思。

春天到了，春雨下过之后。早晨的露珠压得竹子上的叶子都快垂下来了。有一滴露珠正好落到了一片叶子上，微风吹来露珠就在叶子上翩翩起舞

我忽然觉的自己仿佛就是一棵竹子，穿着翠绿色的衣服。微风吹来我就翩翩起舞，不光是我一棵，一片的竹子都在跳舞，风过了我停止了跳舞。蚂蚁慢慢的走过来告诉我早上的收获，小鸟飞过来告诉我这片竹林是多么的美丽。过了一下妈妈在后面叫我，我才知道我不是竹子，是在竹林里。

这就是我家乡美丽的竹子，不知道你有没有喜欢上我家乡前面的竹子。

I have many friends, and one of them is Lily. She is one of my best friends. She lives in the same area with me. We become friends for three years.Every school day, we go to school together. We have many things in common. For example, we both like listening to the music, reading books and playing badminton. We both study hard and do well in studies. We help each in study, because we want to make progress together. I am happy to have such a good friend.

我有很多朋友，莉莉就是一个。她是我最好的朋友之一。她和我住在同一个小区。三年前我们就成为了朋友。每到上学的日子，我们就一起上学。我们有很多共同的爱好，比如，我们俩都喜欢听音乐，看书，打羽毛球。我们俩学习都很努力，而且成绩很好。在学习上我们互相帮助，因为我们想共同进步。我很高兴有这样一个好朋友。

[我的朋友英语作文及翻译

Ideal is good, is happy, is the ideal starting point for success. I think, every student has a beautiful ideal, to ask what is my ideal, I would say: "my ideal is that when a CCTV news".To ask why I have this ideal, or from the start of life. "CCTV news broadcast" is our Chinese important news, not only we the people of the whole country, there are many foreigners will see, so the occupation represents the image and language level in china. There is a reason: this work can make our country peoples access to the latest news, let us Chinese political connections. In this work the way repay our great motherland mother.The ideal is behind the efforts of one hundred thousand and difficult challenge. In the future days, I will try my best to learn culture while learning about presided over knowledge, and from the aspects of improving, show ego, challenge higher field. If you want to succeed, must fix its body, like a candle, you want to burn it up, there must be a match, the match is our efforts.The ideal is a life, in our heart sowed the young; the ideal is a whip, let us work hard; my ideal is that when a CCTV news, it is my life goal.

理想是好的,是快乐的,是成功的起点。我认为,每个学生都有一个美好的理想,问我的理想是什么,我会说:“我的理想是当一个央视新闻工作者”。问我为什么有这样的理想,因为这来源于生活。“央视新闻联播”是我们中国重要的新闻,不仅我们整个国家的人民,有许多外国人会看到,所以职业代表着中国形象和语言水平。还有一个原因:这个工作可以使我们的国家人民访问到最新的新闻及了解我们中国的政治关系。以这样工作的方式来偿还我们伟大的祖国母亲。理想的背后是十万年的努力和困难的挑战。在未来的日子里,我将尽我最大的努力学习文化,学习知识,学习改善这些方面,展示自我,挑战更高的领域,如果你想要成功,必须修复它的身体,像一根蜡烛,你想烧掉它,必须有一场比赛,对手是我们的努力。理想是生命,在我们心中播下了年轻;理想是鞭子,让我们努力工作,我的理想是当一个央视新闻工作者,这是我的人生目标。

一、Great changes in my hometown

More than twenty years ago, my hometown was just a small , old and poor town. Most of people were farmers. There were few factories. The people didn’t have enough food to eat and wore old clothes. They had a hard life .

Great changes have taken place in the past twenty years . The people have found a lot of ways of making money . Now there are many tall buildings . They are very beautiful . Roads are wide and clean . People can take buses or drive their own cars to go to work . Many people have cell phones and personal computers. People’s living conditions have improved a lot . Thanks to the government’s efforts . my hometown is becoming more and more beautiful .

The first time of eating buffet

This morning，my bset friend XiaoLuo called me out for buffet dinner. I have

never gone to eat buffet before.

we met at the gate of buffet restaurant of HanTingXuan near the Center

square in GuiLin downtown at 11 am.After buying tickets we went into

therestaurant excitedly.As a food junkie，to be honest，I was totally stunned by a

whole bunch of

delicious!grill，hamburger，cake，sushi，drinks，seafood，iscream，hotpot，ect. In

total， I ate four piece of cake，five sushis，a plate of grill，an iscream，a cup of

lemon juice，five dumplings，a fly rice，a cup of pudding，a plate of fruit

sala，some popcorn，two puffs and some Canonese Dim Sum.After two hours eating，I

felt extreamely stuffed that my belly were going almost burst !To relieve

stomach tension，then we hang around the town.

Stuffed and tired，but I felt very happy!

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第一次吃自助餐

今天早上，我最好的朋友小罗打电话叫我和他一起去吃自助餐，在这之前我从未吃过自助餐。

上午11点，我们在桂林市区中心广场附近的汉庭轩自助烤肉餐厅门口见面，买票之后我们激动的进入自助餐馆。说实话，对于一个大吃货来说，看到满目琳琅美食的我简直完全惊呆了!烤肉、汉堡、蛋糕、寿司、饮料、海鲜、不冰淇淋、火锅……总共的，我吃了四块蛋糕、五个寿司、一盘烤肉、一个冰淇淋、一杯柠檬汁、五个饺子、一份炒饭、一杯布丁、一盘水果沙拉、一些爆米花、两个泡芙和一些广式点心。我们吃了两个小时，我简直撑得肚子都要爆炸了!为了缓解肚子，我们然后就去逛街。

虽然又撑又累，但是我觉得非常开心!

my name is gui chun zi , my english name is annabelle ; im elven years old . im a lively girl .i like reading good books and play computer games. my favorite color is purple and pink. i like eat hanburger and fruit .i dont like eat lobster. so i refuse eat lobster .

whats your name ? how old are you? lets be good friends!

嘿，大家好，我是你们的好朋友，本人姓段单名一个磊字。长相嘛，你瞧瞧，虽算不上美男子，但也是一表人才、风流倜傥。总之，自我感觉特良好。我这白净的瓜子型脸上镶嵌着一双大大的眼睛，眉毛黑黑的，身高160cm，体重37kg，刚刚测量了的，保证不掺假。

赤、橙、黄、绿、青、蓝、紫。在所有的色彩中，我对黄色是情有独钟，这个你们可以从我平时穿衣中看出一二来。

我真个人呀，性格腼腆，有时遇上生人会像小姑娘一样害羞脸红的。不要笑，朋友。你如果要笑，请别张开嘴哈哈大笑，否则我就不知道该说什么了。

在所有的科目中，我最喜欢的是数学，沉浸在奥妙无穷的数学海洋中，我感到非常快乐，一道一道的数学难题被我攻克，我有一种说不出的成就感。正数、负数、数轴就像是我的好朋友。遗憾的是提起语文、英语我就头比斗大，我不爱写也不会写作文，更不愿意背诵A、B、C、D和good morning。父母为此伤透了脑筋，想尽了一切办法。我呢，有感于父母的良苦用心，也准备静下心来，认真审视语文、英语，希望能和它们也成为好朋友。

我这个人天生就喜欢玩，玩时就会忘记一切，不管不顾，常常因此遭父母批评，可我仍本性不改。上课听讲也不够专心，坐在凳子上静不下十分钟，大脑就会天南海北的漫游。家庭作业也不能按时完成，老师常常向父母告状，为此我没少挨父母责骂。

听了这么多，可能你会以为我一无是处，是个坏孩子了。其实，我本善良、乐于助人，如果那个同学遇上困难，需要帮助，我会毫不犹豫并且不遗余力伸出援助之手。因为我知道赠人玫瑰，手留余香。

朋友，听了我的介绍，想必对我有了一定的了解，做个朋友，怎么样？

Now I am on the train to Guilin. The views are beautiful and I feel happy.

Mother told me there is only one day to go to arrive in Guilin. We bought a lot

of stuffs and they are heavy. So I took some bags from mother. She said I am

growing up and I smiled happily.

现在我坐在开往桂林的火车上。一路的风景很美。我也很开心。妈妈告诉我，还有一天就可以到桂林了。我们买了很多东西，很重。所以我帮妈妈提了几个袋子。妈妈说我长大了，我很开心的微笑。

My name is WangLei . My birthday is on August 11. We have a good

birthday party. My mother makes a birthday cake for me. It’s big and tasty. My

father give me a football. Because I like playing football. Many friends come to

my home .We are very happy. They give me a lot of presents and some birthday

cards. We sing and dance. We eat food and fruit. We play games together. We have

a good

time.

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我的名字叫王磊。我的生日是8月11日。我们有一个很好的生日聚会。我妈妈使我一个生日蛋糕。它是又大又好吃。我父亲给我一个足球。因为我喜欢踢足球。很多朋友来我家。我们非常高兴。他们给了我很多的礼物和一些生日贺卡。我们唱歌跳舞。我们吃的食物和水果。我们一起玩游戏。我们有一个美好的时光。

As is well known,books teach us to learn life,truth,science and many other

useful things.They increase our knowledge,broaden our minds and strengthen our

character.In other words,they are our good teachers and wise friends.This is the

reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.

Reading is a good thing,but we must pay great attention to the choice of

books.It is true that we can derive benefits from good books.However,bad books

will do us more harm than good.

众所周知，书籍教会我们学习生活、真理、科学和许多其他有用的东西。它们增加了我们的知识，开阔了我们的思想，增强了我们的品格。换句话说，它们是我们的良师益友。这就是为什么我们的父母总是鼓励我们多读书。

读书是一件好事，但我们在选书上一定要十分注意，好书的确能给我们带来好处，但坏书弊大于利。

Hello! My dear friends! First, let me introduce myself to you. My name is

Wu Dongxiang and my friend usually calls me Kina. Im a 20-year-old girl who

comes from Guilin Guangxi China. It’s known to all, Guilin is a beautiful city

in China. Have you ever been to Guilin? If the answer is no, don’t worry about

it. Please come on, I am very glad to be you guide .Welcome to our city!

In my college, I majored in Tourism and English. I want to be a tour guide

when I graduate from my college. Because Im a lovely girl and I like to travel

to different places. I have about ten courses to learn this term. What about

you?

I have a lot of hobbies. In my spare time, I often go sightseeing, play

badminton and go out running. Sometimes go shopping or stay at home. I also like

reading and planting flowers. Do you have the same hobby with me? If you want to

talk with me, please send me an E-mail. My E -mail: kinakl920@126.I m looking

forward to seeing you!

Hello, everyone! My name is ~~. I, a girl with short hair, is smart and

beautiful. What’s more, it is surfing the Internet that is my hobby. Besides, I

do well in my study, which, in teachers opinion, is what my classmates want to

do as well as me .On the other hand; I am not what I used to be, for I never did

sports in the past. But now, I like take exercise, which can make me healthy.

And my hobbies help me think about good things in my life .Seeing blue sky, I

feel it good to live on the earth! So, it is I who am a good girl in daily

life!

介绍自己的英语作文篇20

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Now, it’s my turn. My

name is Edgar, a high school student. I am much honored to be here to give you a

speech. Also its a good chance for me to improve my English. I hope I can make

a good performance today. The topic of my speech is "After studying here".

Before I came here, I can never imagine that I can learn so much knowledge

about other countries, which cant be got from my books in school. Three months

ago, I took my first class. Unfortunately, I felt so embarrassed, because I even

cant speak any words, though I know I really love English.

After that, I took some of my tutors advice and previewed the lesson that

I’ll learn. What’s more, in every class, I JUST try my best to say as much as

possible. Now, I can only remember it’s a really hard time. What’s worse, I had

to go to my high school and went there at the same time.

After several weeks, I began to get used to the atmosphere in web .At least

Im not afraid to speak in front of my tutor and foreign teachers.

During web’s period, I found I had improved a lot, both physically and

mentally. For example, how to be a confident person, how to plan for my future.

And the most important is that I have learnt how to communicate with others,

which is a necessary skill. Nowadays studying is not the only thing that we high

school students should do, there are some more important things we have

ignored.

First, I am grateful for my parents. They have spent so much money for me,

but never ask for anything in return. I really know how hard it is to work on

such living conditions.

Now it’s time to introduce my tutor sally. It was she that led me to the

right studying here. It was she that helped me deal with all kinds of annoying

things. Also there are some other teachers that I appreciate, especially Laura

and Anita. Of course, I like to take foreign teachers classes. Anyway, thanks

all of you!

I know I am young; there is a long way in my life. I have to face the

difficulties and solve them by myself. But I know I must keep on my dream, I

agree that If you put your mind to, you can accomplish anything.

I know I’m not the best ,but I’m the most diligent one，I hope you can

remember me, an ordinary boy.

在2042年的时候，我成为了一名警察。一天，我收到了一个任务，任务地点竟是阔别二十年的家乡——安康。于是，我坐上了我的私人飞机踏上了回家的路。

回到我的家乡——安康，我发现这里有了翻天覆地的变化。

原本又低又矮的房子已经变了个样。如今，错落有致、形态各异的房子展现在我眼前：有的像一只只海鸥;有的房子变得像蘑菇一样;有的像一朵朵洁白的云块;还有的像一朵朵盛开的花儿……连房屋的颜色也各种各样：蘑菇房子上面是棕色的，下面却是大粉色;海鸥房子全身都是黑色的，远看还真像一只只展翅飞翔的海鸥呢……还有的房子竟然会移动!原来，房子的下面装了许多轮子，只要有人控制它们，房子就能移动到你想到的地方。你看，神不神奇?

马路上，车辆来来往往。可是，如今的车子却没有了轮子，下面装的竟是发射器。这样，车子在遇到紧急情况时还可以直接升上天空。街道上，人来人往。但是，人们穿的衣服和以前也大不相同。衣服可以随着天气的变化而变化温度：炎热的夏天，衣服会变得很凉快;到了寒冷的冬天，衣服又会变得非常暖和。

汉江的变化也不小，水中竟有了很多建筑：有水下地铁、水上餐厅……此时的汉江水清澈见底，犹如一面明亮的大镜子。两旁绿油油的草坪像是一片柔软的绿毯，还有隐藏在远处树林的城堡……

啊!我爱我的家乡!我为我的家乡而骄傲!

我的家乡在台州，它是台州市政府的中心，这里有许多可值得让人观赏的风景。比如：江滨公园、东山公园、太阳城以及市民广场等等……最让我熟悉的地方当然就是市民广场了，那里风景优美，是平时人们比较喜欢去的地方之一。大人平时无聊的时候，可以在这里谈谈话，聊聊天，而小朋友们最喜欢的是这里的儿童乐园，儿童乐园的玩具可多啦！让这些小朋友们玩了以后都依依不舍地离开。

有一天晚上，我吃完晚饭后，对爸爸说：“我们晚上一起去市民广场玩可不可以。”爸爸毫不犹豫地答应了。过了一会儿，我们一家三口乘着爸爸的车走了。

一路上灯光闪烁，像银河从天而降，就这样在茫然中我们不知不觉地就到了市民广场。

当我们一踏进广场时，就会看到水池中央的那张电影布展现在我们的眼前，我们可以边看电影的同时，也享受着喷泉带给我们的优美画面。

还有每当夏天的时候，荷花池里的荷花从大圆盘里偷偷地钻出来，它骄傲地展开花瓣等待人们的观赏。

接着来到蹦蹦床的地方，我一直在蹦蹦床上活蹦乱跳，直到我玩得实在太累了才收手。当我来到了喂鸽子的地方，这里的鸽子多种多样，我买了两包小鸽子们喜欢吃的食物，先拆开，然后倒几粒手上，这时我心里有些胆怯，害怕鸽子的嘴啄到我的手，就扔在地上，这时，鸽子们就朝着我成群结队地围了上来，吓得我哇哇直叫，赶紧把这整包都扔在地上，接下来，我压了压胆，小心翼翼地倒在手上，把手放低一些，有的小鸽子就飞来了，我尽量壮着胆，鸽子们开始在我手上吃起食物来，把我手弄得痒痒地，真让我哭笑不得，这拉近了我和鸽子我距离，觉得鸽子也是挺可爱的。

夜幕降临时，广场上的景更加迷人，这就是我家乡的景之一——美丽的市民广场！

在我住的村里面，有一条清澈见底的河流，“哗哗”的水声，像是正在演奏乐曲。里面还有红鲤鱼和一些我叫不出种类的的小鱼，非常美丽。

春天，山中的树木开始变绿了，泥土里的小草也开始生长了。桃树开花了，粉红色的花瓣，像姑娘化妆用的粉。山上的树，绿油油的，像一座座绿色的城堡，建在山中。

夏天，树变成墨绿色的，草已经长到了几十厘米高了，里面还有蟋蟀，有时我会和朋友们一起去抓蟋蟀。河里有小鱼和小虾，我和朋友们就会一起去河边小鱼、小虾，抓到的鱼和虾就给我家的乌龟吃。

秋天，树上的树叶都飘落下来，像一只只翩翩起舞的蝴蝶。山上的树变黄了，不过，枫树是红色的。田野里，稻谷成熟了，像一片金色的海洋。

冬天，树叶落满了一地，就像黄色的地毯。下雪时，大地盖上雪白的被子，软绵绵的，树上也堆了积雪，要是你在树下，摇着那棵树，就像下雪了。

我们村一年四季的风景都很美丽，只要你仔细观察就能发现每个地方都有美丽之处，希望你来我村游玩。

Ground rules

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape

Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to

one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and

boring, so I don‘t mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however,

object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they‘re still

running."

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基本原则

位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”