求职时的自我介绍范文英语（精彩20篇）

In china,the spring festivai is a special day.because it leave people‘s hopes.the spring festival is the first month by lunar calendar and the beginning of new year.

On spring festival eve,people can special purchase for the spring festival ,do spring festival shopping,light fireworks and paper cuts .on spring festival,children dress new clothes and eat delicious food ,they can put the smork flower.

On the eveving ,people eat dumplings and watch post spring festival couplets.on the beginning of new year,children go to pay new year‘s call and get gift money people wishes their relativas happy.for example‘‘wishing you prosperity ,everything is well,wishing youevery susses‘‘.let‘s happy lunar new year.

I have a penfriend. His name is Lee. He is a eleven years old American boy. We haven’t seen each other, but we have exchanged our photoes. He is handsome. From his letters ,I know that he is good at maths and bad at PE. He likes music. He often sing at home before his family. He lives a happy life. I like him. Trough him, I can learn more information about the foreign country.

我有一个笔友。他的名字是李。他是一个十一岁的美国男孩。我们还没有见过对方，但我们交换了我们的照片。他很英俊的。从他的信中，我知道他数学学得很好但是不擅长体育。他喜欢音乐。他经常在家人面前唱歌。他过得很幸福我喜欢他。通过他，我可以了解到更多外国的信息。

各位考官好，今天能够参加医院的面试，有机会向各位医学界的前辈们请教和学习，我感到非常的荣幸。希望能够通过这次面试把自己展示给大家，我叫*-**，今年**岁，本科(个人基本信息大致介绍一下即可，简历中已经有完整的表述)。

我平时喜欢看书和浏览网络信息，网上能够找到许多与临床工作密切相关的知识。我的性格比较开朗，与周围的同学朋友能够融洽的相处，相信今后一定可以与同事之间进行

良好的沟通。我以前在**市**医院实习，有一定的临床经验，对于临床上的常见病和多发病能够作出正确的诊断，在上级医师的指导下能够完成常见疾病的治疗方案的制定。 在校学习期间，我对内、外、妇、儿等临床学科的基础知识掌握非常扎实，又经过了一年的临床实习，我相信自己完全有能力胜任医院住院医师的这个岗位要求。实习期间我对于高血压、糖尿病及普外科的疾病进行了重点学习，因此我如果有幸被录用的话，很快就可以融入的科室的工作中。

同时,我也认识到，人和工作的关系是建立在自我认知的基础上的,我认为我有能力也有信心做好这份工作.所以,这份工作能够实现我的理想和人生价值,希望在这么多的应聘者中，您能给我一次机会，我将献上我最真诚的一面以及个人才能。我相信自己能够很快的融入到贵公司的工作中!谢谢!!

Hello, everyone! My name is BaiXinyu. My English name is Amy. I’m 13 years

old. I am in Class 7, Grade 7 in the 29 Middle School. I love my new school, it

is very big. I have big, black eyes, short hairs. I am very tall and slim. I’m a

sunny、friendly girl. My teachers and classmates all like me. There are three

people in my family: my father, my mother and me. I have a dog, he is white. He

is so lovely and simple. Oh, he’s a poodle. I love him very much. I have a lot

of hobbies. Such as drawing pictures, reading books, doing exercises……I like

reading, because it called me lots of about would. I am good at swimming, and I

like water, it is very cool! But I don’t like skiing, it’s difficult with me.

This is me, do you know?

你好，每个人!我的名字叫BaiXinyu。我的英文名字叫艾米。我13岁。我在课堂上7，在29中学7年级。我爱我的新学校，这是非常大的。我有大，黑色的眼睛，短头发。我非常高又苗条。我是一个阳光明媚的，友好的女孩。我的老师和同学都喜欢我。我家里有三个人：我爸爸，我妈妈和我。我有一只狗，他是白色的。他是如此可爱和简单。哦，他是贵宾犬。我非常爱他。我有很多爱好。比如画画，看书，做练习……我喜欢阅读，因为它给我很多的。我擅长游泳，我喜欢水，它非常酷!但我不喜欢滑雪，和我是很困难的。这就是我，你知道吗?

我是XX大学经济管理学院酒店管理专业的学生，愿意将二十余年所积累的学识和锻炼的能力贡献给贵单位，并尽自己最大的所能为贵公司的进步与发展贡献自己的全部力量。

我深知，“机遇只垂青于有准备的头脑”。在校期间，我抓住一切机会学习各方面知识，锻炼自己各方面的能力，使自己朝着现代社会所需要的具有创新精神的复合型人才发展。我的英语达到六级，计算机通过国家二级、省二级(优秀)，并连年获得奖学金。在努力学习专业知识的同时，我还广泛涉猎了哲学、法律、文学、经济学等领域，修完了专业以外其它经济领域的多门课程，并辅修了经贸英语，自学了第二外语----德语。

“在工作中学会工作，在学习中学会学习”。作为一名学生干部，我更注重自己能力的培养。乐观、执著、拼搏是我的航标，在险滩处扯起希望的风帆，在激流中凸现勇敢的性格，是我人生的信条。由我创意并组织的多次大型活动得到了老师的认可，同学的赞许，使我以更饱满的热情投入到新的挑战之中，向着更高的目标冲击。

为了更全面的锻炼自己的能力，我利用假期先后在政府机关、企事业单位进行了社会实践，我的实习论文被评为“优秀实习论文”，这些经验为我走入社会，参与商业经营运作奠定了良好的基础，而且从中学到了如何与人为善、袒露真诚。

在即将走上社会岗位的时候，我毛遂自荐，企盼着以满腔的真诚和热情加入贵公司，领略您公司文化之魅力，一倾文思韬略，才赋禀质为您效力。

My mane is......Im....years old.My weight is...kgs.and height is.....cm.I have stuied English for about ...years.At school my favourite subject is English.I often talk with my classmate in English.In my spare time I like playing bascketball and swimming.My health is very good .I think I can be fit for the job because I like this kind of work and l enjoy learning new things.I am ready to deal with people.I have much patience and care.So I think I can do the job well.At last,I hope you can give me the chance.If you choose me,you never regret for ever.

Once known as Changan, Xian is the political, economic, cultural and transportation center of Shaanxi Province, with its jurisdiction over five counties including Changan County. Located in the middle of the Central Plains of the Yellow River Basin, Xian stands between Qinling Mountain to the north and the Weihe River to the south. It is an important birthplace of the Chinese nationality as well as one of the places of human origin and prehistoric cultural centers in Asia. Its long history and rich cultural heritage has covered the old city with a mysterious veil.

As a world-famous ancient capital, Xian has been designated as the capital of 13 ancient Chinese dynasties such as the Western Zhou, Qin, Xihan, Xinmang, Eastern Han, Western Jin, Former Zhao, pre-Qin, post-Qin, Western Wei, Northern Zhou, Sui and Tang dynasties. Many important historical events took place here, such as the Red Eyebrow Peasant Rebellion at the end of the Western Han Dynasty (206BC-8AD), the Huangchao Peasant Rebellion at the end of the Tang Dynasty (618-907) and Li Zicheng Peasant Rebellion at the end of the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) all once established temporary political powers in Xian. it also witnessed the famous Xian Incident in modern history. All these have left with Xian a lot of cultural relics. In Xian there are altogether 314 key cultural relics sites under protection, of which 84 belong to state or provincial level. Unearthed cultural relics reach 120,000, many of which are rare treasures in the world,

including the Stele Forest, the two Wild Goose Pagodas, the Clock Tower, the remains of Banpo Village and the city wall of the Ming Dynasty. In addition, there are ancient sites such as Han City, Tang City, Efang Palace, Weiyang Palace and Daming Palace, as well as the Huaqing Pond and pits of Qin Emperor Shihuangs Terra-Cotta Soldiers and Horses. Xian is a great place of revolution, and the Site of the Office of the Eighth Route Army can clearly demonstrate this. Located in Xian are also a number of universities and research institutions, including Xian Jiaotong University, Northwest University and Northwest Polytechnical University.

Xian is the biggest processing industrial base and the largest trade center in the central and western part of North China, as well as the starting point of the Silk Road. The Silk Road has become a wide road connecting China and other countries. It is a road to civilization, friendship, trade and cultural tourism.

Xian (Chinese:西安), is the capital of the Shanxi province in the Peoples Republic of China . As one of the oldest cities in Chinese history, Xian is one of the Four Great Ancient Capitals of China because it has been the capital of some of the most important dynasties in Chinese history,including the Zhou, Qin, Han, the Sui, and Tang dynasties. Xian is the eastern end of the Silk Road . The city has more than 3,100 years of history, and was known as Changan (traditional Chinese: 长安).

Long holidays are usual during Spring Festival, Labor Holiday (1-7 May), and National Holiday (1-7 October). The number of travellers is often greater during Summer (May-August), although the most pleasant season for visiting Xian is Autumn.

Xian (Chinese: 西安), is the capital of the Shanxi province in the Peoples Republic of China . As one of the oldest cities in Chinese history, Xian is one of the Four Great Ancient Capitals of China because it has been the capital of some of the most important dynasties in Chinese history,including the Zhou, Qin, Han, the Sui, and Tang dynasties. Xian is the eastern end of the Silk Road . The city has more than 3,100 years of history, and was known as Changan (traditional Chinese: 长安).

Long holidays are usual during Spring Festival, Labor Holiday (1-7 May), and National Holiday (1-7 October). The number of travellers is often greater during Summer (May-August), although the most pleasant season for visiting Xian is Autumn.

[英语作文介绍西安景点

Hello, my name is wang yan, a high heart can meet all of you, for me, is more stubborn, I decided that things will never change, unless you are right I was wrong.

Early in the morning, standing in front of the mirror, look in the mirror in the familiar face, feel oneself was a child, but I was in junior, is no longer a child.

Think of every little bit of good friends, unconsciously tears just climbed up the face, yeah! And did six years of his close friend, to this, that separate is separate, there must be many. But whats the use? Time is not to say stop. I still face the reality!

I am very forgetful, once, I cant find my shoes, anyway by mother remind later discovered I wash the shoes, on the outside. You said I am not forgetful forgetfulness.

I like the teachers help, but Im very careless, often counterproductive. Once the teacher asked me to help him finish his writing board, as a result, I listen to the blackboard writing all wipe up, the teacher without saying anything hard writing blackboard writing brush. The teacher got red in the face. Funny you say is not funny.

I am such a person, to welcome you all to find my friends! Im very good friends but oh ~ ~

一个十二岁的女孩，高高的个子，瓜子型的脸上镶嵌着一对大眼睛，长长的睫毛显得大眼睛十分灵动，不仅如此，她还遗传妈妈，双眼皮宽宽的，但是她也像妈妈一样戴上了眼镜。她有宽宽的脑门，鼻子下面是一张能说会道的嘴巴。你猜出这是谁了吗?其实，这就是我!

我在学校是一个乖巧听话，令老师喜欢的孩子，谁会相信这样一个女孩回到家就摇身一变，成了顽皮，又带着无理取闹的丫头了，但这却是事实。

在家里，我和妈妈吵吵闹闹是常有的事，因为互不服气。有一次，我和妈妈去参加她朋友的婚礼，当时下了雨，天气较凉，但我依然想穿着裙子去，妈妈不肯，为了这事，我们吵了起来。“可以穿，坐车去又不冷!”“不可能，你想感冒吗?”妈妈瞪着我，眼睛像葡萄一样大，我则毫不示弱，昂着头像小斗鸡似的，吵个不停。最后妈妈要发怒了，我一看，赶紧妥协，撇着嘴，带着满腔不情愿说：“不穿，行了吧。”这就是我，双面性格的我。

在学校担任班长职务的我，当然要开班会了。我清了清嗓子，走上讲台，开始了首次班会。

“同学们，我们今天来学习中学生日常行为规范……”我有条不紊的进行着班会，这可都要靠我平时积累的生活和六年在校的经验，而且还有我良好的语言表达能力。我按老师说的，提问同学，举例说明等等。要知道，现在我能站在台上大胆发言，是因为小学时担任过许多活动的主持人，充分锻炼了自己，所以我有信心开好班会。在老师的总结和同学们的掌声中我走下了讲台，顺利结束了班会。这就是我，自信勇敢的我。

每个星期天，我都不会错过科技频道《自然传奇》这个节目。有时看得入迷，妈妈叫我两三次我都没有听见。我喜欢它是因为它能告诉我自然界的许多知识，比如蚂蚁筑巢，各种蜘蛛如何捕食，植物的很多特点等等。而我最大的梦想，注意不是理想，就是去全球动植物最丰富的亚马逊丛林历险。这就是我，热爱自然的我。

这就是我，有双面性格的我;这就是我，自信勇敢的我;这就是我，热爱自然的我，你们了解我了吗?

I am in primary school now, and I like my campus so much. The first time I

walk in the school, I am attracted by its beautiful scenery. There are so many

green trees and colorful flowers around. The environment here is so lively. So

many students do the sports in the playground. The comfortable environment makes

me study in good mood.

Hello, I am Cao Wanqian. I am a smart girl.I am 12 years old.

I have short and black hair and small eyes.

Purple is my favourite colour. Kangaroo is my favourite animal.

I have a good friend. It’s name’s Zhao Xhuanru, It’s funny. I like she.

Good afternoon .I am of great hornor to stand here and introduce myself to you .First of all ，my english name is ...and my chinese name is ..If you are going to have a job interview ，you must say much things which can show your willness to this job ，such as ，it is my long cherished dream to be ...and I am eager to get an opportunity to do...and then give some examples which can give evidence to .then you can say something about your hobbies .and it is best that the hobbies have something to do with the job.

What is more important is do not forget to communicate with the interviewee，keeping a smile and keeping your talks interesting and funny can contribute to the success.

I hope you will give them a wonderful speech .Good luck to you !

Good morning/afternoon teachers and classmates.Im XXX.I am a girl of 13.My family including my father,mother and me.I like basketball best.In addition,I also like table tennis.My favorite food is carrots.Im also very interested in snacks.What,Im good at computer.Using the computer E-mail,shopping and even solve my problems in the study and the life is so convenient.So I put my computer as my good helper.As for reading,Ive read about magic novel.Are these.Nice to meet you!I sincerely hope to make friends with you.

老师同学早上/下午好.我是XXX.我现年13岁.我的家庭包括我爸爸,妈妈和我.我最喜欢篮球.除此以外,我也喜欢乒乓球.我最喜欢的食物是胡萝卜.我也对小吃很感兴趣.还有什么,我很擅长电脑.用电脑发邮件、购物甚至是解决我学习和生活中的问题是如此的方便.所以我把我的电脑视为我的好帮手.至于阅读,我以前读过一些关于魔法的小说.就这些.很高兴认识你们!我真诚地希望与你们做朋友.

xx year of the rooster has coming, as a child, I love the first day of the year so much, because I can get a lot of money.

When I see the elder, I say some good words to them, then they will give the lucky to me money in return. I meet a lot of elder in a day, so I get much money, it is a satisfied day for me.

Im 8 years old, and Im in grade three in elementary school, and Im short. The round head is like a big ball. The hair on the head is black and short, and my father says Im very smart. Under the long eyebrows, the eyes are big. Small nose, inlaid in the eyes and mouth in the middle, the shape is beautiful. I love wearing the coat and shorts of Jingle cats.

I am a pupil who is not afraid of suffering and is very brave. Im very active and fond of making friends. New classmates, new neighbors, none of them are not my friends. The unknown children, I will soon become acquainted with them, become new friends. I want to make people in the world happier!

I love all kinds of sports: running, jumping, climbing ladders, hanging bars and table tennis....... Among all these sports, my favorite is playing table tennis!

Do you like me? If you like, make friends with me!

Hi, My name is Jay, Im from the beautiful ancient city of Kaifeng. As you can see, I am a very casual girl, and a lot of people here, like 18-year-old, I love a lot, I love guitar, love to sing love dancing, very fond of English, I am very love to watch "Prison Break", like the actor micheal clever wit I like making friends, and hope you will be able to and I have become good friends, I think I will, and you get along with.Hello, everyone, please allow me to introduce myself with a minute let you know me, know me and accept me. I come from Shandong, xxx, 20-year-old, my hometown Qilu earth gave me a straightforward character, and yet steady, and later the city of Nanjing travel long distances to school.As one saying goes: "Ten years out of sharpening sharp, sword-jun to knowledge only pending." Zaikuzailei, I am willing to try, "eat life of hardship, Fang Wei Ren Exalted", in later school life, I will definitely be one to make their own efforts, but had a substantial significance of post-secondary life. Student life in the future please give more concern, a simple self-introduction is completed, thank you!

各位考官：

早上好！

大家好！我叫xx，是xx大学xxx专业的学生，我在学校，积极参加各项活动，锻炼了自己的能力。

我能来到这里学习非常高兴，一直以来我都很看好xxx这个行业。随着xx的展，它为xx世纪xxx。后来，我开始对xx产生兴趣，用心钻研，三年的大专就是在不断的培养兴趣，不断的学习进步中度过的。

三年的大专生活有如过眼云烟，一去不返，唯一留下的就是我的知识和技能，现在的我将要走向我所热衷的岗位，面对当今激烈的人才竞争，我很清楚自己知识有限，但我更清楚我有着不甘落后的精神和不断学习、不断提高的愿望。我拥有自己年轻和执着的事业热情，我相信我会做的更好！我需要一个机会，一个展示自己、锻炼自己的机会。再苦再累，我都愿意一试。

自我介绍完毕，谢谢大家！

各位领导好！很荣幸有这样一个机会，让我相各位介绍我自己。

我是XX学校X级XX专业的学生。大学四年生活，即将结束，一个新开始即将来到，等待我的是新的挑战。四年的大学生活充实而紧张，我努力把自己培养成为一名社会所需要的人才。经过老师的精心指导以及自己的奋力拚搏，我逐渐成为了一个能适应社会要求的新时代大学生，并为成为一名知识型的社会主义建设者和接班人打下了坚实的基础。

大学四年是我思想、知识结构及心理、生长成熟的四年。在大学期间，我自己认真学习专业技能，所以我掌握了较强的专业知识，并把理论知识运用到实践中去，期末总评成绩名列年级前茅，学习方面：树立“坚持学习，学习是首位”的学习思想和“追求卓越、争创一流”的学习理念，在刻苦学习中体会知识的奥妙。不满足于现状，不断挑战自己，顺利通过英语四、六级考试，全国计算机二级考试，并在第二学期获得校级三等奖学金，荣获校级三好学生称号。

在个人爱好的带引下，入校我便参加了校书画协会，由干事到副会长，这是对我的付出与努力的肯定。组织开展一系列活动丰富校园生活，被评选为优秀学生社团。所组织的跨校联谊活动，达到预期目的，受到师生首肯。此外，在担任班团支书和辅导员助理期间积极，为同学服务，表现出色，贡献卓越荣，获校级优秀学生干部称号。

去年，我以优异的成绩与表现，光荣地加入了中国共产党。加入这个先进的团体，是我人生的一次升华。在保先教育中，我更是严格要求自己，带领身边同学，一起进步。

社会实践方面：本着学以致用，实践结合理论的思想，在XXXX年暑假，我在XXXX实习，通过做XXX的工作使我更加深刻认识到，一定要投入到社会这所大学校自己才会真正地长大：对世事的人情冷暖不再一味愤愤，而是多了一份接受与面对，用感恩的心来面对周围的世界，其实生活很美好！回顾过去，自己仍然有不少缺点，如创新能力还不够强，有时候不懂得坚持，但我会尽可能地在以后的学习和生活中着重提高这些方面的能力，争取做到各方面都具有新素质的人才。

[大学生求职自我介绍800字

My friends name is Jane.She is a very cute girl,who has big black eyes and long black hair.She is also a very helpful friend.

Whenever I have math problems I cant solve myself,she will help me,even if she doesnt have too much time.

We often go out together and have a lot offun.I hope we can be friends forever!

Good morning, my dear teachers, my dear professors. I am very glad to be here for your interview. My name is song yonghao, I am 22 years old .I come from luoyang, a very beautiful ancient city. my undergraduate period will be accomplished in changan university in July ,2004;and now, I am trying my best for obtaining a key to tongji university.

Generally speaking, I am a hard working student especially do the thing I am interested in. I will try my best to finish it no matter how difficult it is. when I was sophomore, I found web design very interesting, so I learned it very hard . to weaver a homepage for myself, I stayed with my personal computer for half a month, and I am the first one in my class who own his homepage. Furthermore, I am a person with great perseverance. During the days preparing for the first examination, I insist on running every day, no matter what the weather was like. And just owning to this, I could concentrate on my study and succeeded in the end.

Well, in my spare time, I like basketball, tennis and Chinese chess. Also English is my favorite. I often go to English corner to practice my oral English on every Thursday, and write compositions to improve my witting ability .but I know my English is not good enough, I will continue studying.

Ok, that is all, thank you for your attention.

导语:自我介绍是向别人展示你自我介绍 好不好，甚至直接关系到你给别人的第一印象的好坏及以后交往的顺利与否。同时，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理英语2分钟自我介绍资料，欢迎阅读参考。

I, the surname li mingfei Yang, nine years old is more than enough, ten years old is not enough, the Chinese teacher still plays say I what “ The wind rises in the wind. Maybe dads taking this. Yang & throughout; I have not the slightest sense of flying. I feel that I am as ordinary as a grain of sand. It is the kind of material that I cannot find in the haystack.

I am not tall, thin like a chopstick, belonging to the malnourishment type, only the sound also has the dignity, singing the song to hong liang like the bell, the momentum is extraordinary, quite has the lingering sound of the potential. My mother always told people that the food in yangyang in my family was full of sound. Hey hey, anyway also do not have white eat, at least also calculate come in use, tube it. I havent learned much yet, and the high bridge of the nose is set up. Telescope & throughout; . Grandpa told me that I was the future. Scholars & throughout; Is it not clear to me that scholars are not scholars? Only because of the long time to receive glasses. Oppression & throughout; The small eyes have turned into a “ The sight & throughout; , the bridge of the nose is crushed and mouth “ Hug & throughout; . This has become an indisputable fact.

I love telling jokes. Every time I tell a joke, there will always be a great audience. Fans & throughout; ? Every time they told a joke, they would laugh their head off, not to laugh, but to laugh, to climb on the bench, to the waist, or even to climb on the ground, to roll. Once, a friend finish listen to my jokes, laughs at sitting on the ground, as there is a pool of water, waiting for him to react when drenched in pants, we began to laugh at him urine trousers.

What? Do you have any hobbies? That still use say, can say is all sorts of different, linlang, xi xi, words heavy. But to say my favorite hobby, Im reading books. On this occasion, my father was watching the football match on TV, and I said that I would like to go to my grandmothers house, and my father nodded and agreed. I go to the toilet, I want to be convenient to go to, did not think the lavatory to put my favorite "childrens literature", wow, many good opportunity ah! God help me, too. My father was afraid that my eyes were too nearsighted and serious, always against me, today he watched the ball game I read a book, exactly two, so I sit directly on the toilet, with relish to look up. The trip to grandmas house had been thrown out of the sky. I didnt know how long it was before I heard my dad calling my grandmother, as if he had mentioned me. Later, I heard my father call my mother and three aunts, and I didnt know what to say. It seemed to be a little urgent, and then I heard my father coming downstairs. It is important to read books when you have to do so much. What a new discovery! Later, read a book to come here, god undetected, no one disturb, how quiet!

About an hour or so, dad came back, I dont care the story was provoked laughed, dad heard the sound of the toilet, and opened the door a look, see I was reading a book, sitting on the toilet at that time I was so angry fire emit three zhangs, scold I didnt go to grandmas, had they been looking all over for me, also almost called the police, I have a look awful, apologized to his father as quickly. & other; Did you not see that the baby didnt go out? Throughout the &; Mom, thanks to my mom helping me out, dad didnt do it. & hellip;

This is me, a one-belly joke, a little boy with an addiction to books.

我，姓李名飞阳，九岁已有余，十岁尚不足，语文老师还戏说我什么“大风起兮云飞扬”，也许是爸爸把这个“阳”字起别了的缘故吧，我丝毫没有飞起来的感觉，倒觉得自己平凡得如一粒沙子，是属于扎在草堆里找不到的那种料。

我个子不高，瘦得像一根筷子，属于营养不良型，只有声音还撑体面，唱起歌来洪亮如钟，气势非凡，颇有余音绕梁之势。妈妈常跟人说，我家阳阳吃的饭全长在声音上了。嘿嘿，反正也没有白吃，至少也算派上用场了，管它呢。还没有学到多少知识，那个高高的鼻梁上就架起了一副“望远镜”。爷爷总私心地说我是未来的“学者”，学者不学者，难道我自己还不清楚吗？只是由于长时间受眼镜的“压迫”，本来不大的眼睛变成了“一线天”，鼻梁被压得差点和嘴巴“拥抱”。这可已成为不争的事实。

我很爱讲笑话。每次讲笑话时，总会有许多铁杆听众，也算“粉丝”吧？每讲完一段笑话，他们准会笑得前俯后仰，不是笑得肚子痛，就是笑得爬在板凳上，直不起腰来，有的甚至干脆爬在地上，打起滚来。有一次，一个小伙伴听完我的笑话，一下子笑得坐在地上，正巧那儿有一滩水，等他反应过来时，裤子已经湿透了，我们又开始笑他尿裤子了。

啥？你问我有没有爱好？那还用说，可以说是五花八门、琳琅满目，嘻嘻，言重了吧。不过要说我最大的爱好嘛，还得数看书了。有这么一次，爸爸在看电视上的足球赛，我说想去奶奶家，爸爸点了点头，算是同意了。我走进厕所，本想方便一下就去的，没想到厕所里放着我最爱看的《儿童文学》，哇，多好的机会啊！真是天助我也。平时爸爸怕我眼睛近视严重，总是防着我，今天他看球赛我看书，正好两不误，于是我就直接坐在马桶上，津津有味地看了起来。去奶奶家的事早被抛到九霄云外了。也不知过了多久，听见爸爸在给奶奶打电话，好像还提到了我。后来又听到爸爸给妈妈和三姨她们一个个打电话，不知在说着什么，好像还有点急，紧接着听见爸爸下楼的声音。管那么多干啥，机不可失，时不再来，看书要紧。这可是个新的发现啊！以后看书就到这儿来，神不知鬼不觉的，没人打扰，多清静呀！

大约一小时左右吧，爸爸回来了，我不小心被文中的故事惹得笑出了声，爸爸听见了厕所里的声音，打开门一看，见我正坐在马桶上看书，当时就气得火冒三丈，骂我没有去奶奶家，害得他们到处找我，还差点儿报了警，我一看大事不妙，就赶忙向爸爸认错。“你一个大活人就没有发现娃没有出门吗？”还是妈妈好，多亏妈妈帮我解围，爸爸才算没有动手，唉，好险啊……

这就是我，一个一肚子笑话，看书成瘾的小男孩。

Qing Ming is a time to remember the dead and the dearly departed. More important, its a period to honour and to pay respect to ones deceased ancestors and family members. Because it reinforces the ethic of filial piety, Qing Ming is a major Chinese festival.

Literally meaning "clear" (Qing) and "bright" (Ming), this Chinese festival falls in early spring, on the 106th day after the winter solstice. It is a "spring" festival, and it is an occasion for the whole family to leave the home and to sweep the graves of their forebears. Chinese being practical people this sweeping of the graves is given an extended period, that is, 10 days before and after Qing Ming day. Among some dialect groups a whole month is allocated.