求职时用英语的自我介绍【通用三篇】 作文精彩20篇

I am . I was born in . I graduate from senior high school and major in Englh. I started learning Englh since I was 12 years old. My parents have a lot of American friends. That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking Englh.

In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to Englh such as ltening to Englh songs, watching Englh movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some Englh clubs or institutes. I used to go abroad for a short- term Englh study. During that time, I learned a lot of daily life Englh and saw a lot of different things.

I think language  very interesting. I could express one substance by using different sounds. So I wh I could study and read more Englh literatures and enlarge my knowledge.

My favorite little animal - the turtle, I gave it a name called "Li Shijan", usually I call it "extension". It is not just a lovely shape and it can sometimes understand my words! Its head small, neck thin, but also carrying a bowl like the size of the shell, green, pointed little tail It is very interesting to start the road.

Although it is only a small animal, but it also has a good heart. Once a grandfather was hospitalized, it was hunger! Even if we had bought it the most favorite loach fish, it would not have eaten it. Until the grandfather half a month after discharge, it was happy to eat, when the devil is really like people love and pity.

But sometimes it is also "hateful"! One day, it is in the glass cylinder hold the uncomfortable to come out, I see it anxious look like to help it, I use the index finger and thumb carefully pinch its shell, light I did not want to come out, did not think that it was with a sharp claws to scratch me, really do not know good people! Although I am very angry, but to see it happy on the ground free to play everywhere, I am also happy for it The

This is my favorite little animal - the turtle "extension". Do you like it?

hello everyone.

now let me talk about myself.

my name is _____.i was born in _____.there are _____people in my family, my father is a _____, my mother is a _______.and as everyone know,im a student.everyone has his own interests.as for me,i like reading books,playing basketball,listening to the music and so on.now today we are in the same class,i hope we will get on well with each other.thanks.

我叫xxx，毕业于xxx大学酒店管理专业。我是一个工作认真负责、积极主动、善于团队工作的人;思维严谨;拥有丰富的酒店管理工作经验，任职期间组织过各项大型接待、美食节活动，管理宴会销售及组织大型宴会是本人工作强项之一。

具有高星级酒店餐饮领域的全面管理能力、协调能力、运作能力和创新能力;有高星级酒店筹建直至酒店正常运作之良好开拓经验;熟悉各类酒店系统管理软件的运用。对餐饮财务管理和成本监控有较强的工作能力!能根据企业的实际情况，统筹制定实用有效的餐饮管理和内部控制制度，从而使企业管理走向制度化、规范化和现代化。

在将近三年的大学生活中，我积极进取，注重自身修养，心态平和，待人热情，能坚持自己的理想、信念。我所具备的良好人际沟通能力、良好的服务意识、对待工作的专注和热诚是我的最大优势。我不仅学好了旅游与酒店管理专业的专业课程，在实践方面也有一定的了解，曾利用节假休息期间多次实习。我虽平凡但不会平庸!

尊敬的领导，相信您伯乐的慧眼，相信我的实力，我有做好这份工作需要具备的极强的责任心和一颗为顾客真诚服务的心，我也有从基层做起的决心，我愿意同贵公司共同发展、进步。“给我一个舞台，送你一台好戏”这是我的承诺，也是我的决心。最后，祝愿贵公司蒸蒸日上，祝愿您事事顺心!随信附有我的简历。如有机会与您面谈，将十分感谢。

Hello everyone, my name is Wang Dongpu, I am a student of grade three, nine years old this year. I have a head of black hair, a round face, a pair of bright eyes.

My character is very gentle, others in my mouth sometimes cry, see small animals to eat food, see the bird fell off to find a way to send her home.

My weakness is I love watching TV, ecstasy at the sight of the more wonderful programs, mother call I eat dinner, I sometimes hear, unless my mother pulled my ears to eat.

People say I look like a girl, actually I am a boy, this is me. Hee hee...

大家好，我叫王东浦，我是一名三年级的学生，今年9岁。我长着一头乌黑的头发，一张圆圆的脸，长着一双透亮眼睛。

我的性格很温柔，别人一气我就咧嘴有时还会哭，看见小动物就给它吃食物，看见小鸟掉下来就想办法把她送回家。

我的缺点是爱看电视，一看到比较精彩的节目就入迷，有时妈妈叫我吃饭我都听不见，除非妈妈揪我耳朵才去吃饭。

别人都说我长得像女孩，实际我是男孩，这就是我。嘻嘻……

As the saying goes: "hunger breeds discontentment, the person is iron, rice is a steel, do not eat a meal hungry."

To say we Wenzhou food, can be really countless...

Wonton is one of my favorite food. Pork, shrimp, vegetables, shallots and ginger are the most basic ingredients for filling. The meat and meat wonton and meat wonton are the basic of the Shanghai snack shop. I cram school teacher told me that the meat wonton is put in a blender to stir once, and then put the meat grinder, and then stir again, so repeated after stir, the meat wonton becomes very bad, so, wonton delicious, because it is delicious meat. I also liked the same Wenzhou delicacy, that is the muffin. When autumn to winter, my grandfather would buy cake for me to eat. And at that time, I was hungry, eating, hungry, eating. Again to dwarves muffin muffin is best known. This is actually the dwarf pine lard glutinous rice sugar cake, use it all is this years pure glutinous rice, water and ground into fine powder, mixed with pig fat and sugar, pork tunjian osmanthus, then cooking cooked diced. Make and sell the dwarf pine cake, eat up soft cotton glutinous, sweet salty, embellishment on the top of the sweet scented osmanthus fragrance it is even more so. It is said that this "ah well, dwarves muffin" invention since the later period of the Anti Japanese War, there was a man named Gu Jinfang Wenzhou, making muffin in the city street to five warn, sophisticated materials, the production of fine. Because Gu Jinfang was a small, just call him the "dwarf pine cake".

Wenzhou there are a variety of delicious snacks, such as rice, fried dry, Erigeron cake, duck tongue, fish cake, Jiang Xiesheng......

My hometown is really beautiful,

Not only is there a green mountain and a green water,

The fragrance of delicious.

The lotus flower is wonton,

Sesame oil is a Tangyuan,

A string of red bayberry tea......

Im Hua Zhengxian. Im ten years old. Im in Class 5,Grade 4. My hair is short. My eyes are small. I get up at six oclock. I have breakfast at six fifteen. I go to school at seven oclock. I have lunch at twelve oclock. I go home at eight oclock. I watch TV at eight ten. I go to bed at nine oclock. I like playing computer games and going fishing. On Sunday morning, I usually do my homework. In the afternoon, I play games with my friends.

In my neighbor Liu grandmother at home, there is a very cute little white rabbit. Long ears, red eyes, small nose, short tail, a white hair, it became a lively and lovely little white rabbit.

When the white rabbits eat, vigilance of the incredible, it first walked around the food, and staring at the food, walked for about a minute, and then slowly close to touch the food with his feet, and then flew Open to determine the safety, and then come back to eat! Sometimes, the little white rabbit and I am very warm. I got my hand close, at first it was very frightened, flew away, motionless, and then slowly approached, rubbed my hand with my head, and I gently stroked it, it was happy to roll on the floor, naughty The

If the white rabbit would like to sleep, then, will lie on the side, motionless, while fell asleep. Little rabbit is very cute when sleeping! It is lying on the body, four legs straight, and sometimes, it is still asleep legs still moving it! May be dreaming! Children, this little rabbit is very cute, right?

Good morning, my admirable professors and my dear fellows. It’s my great

honor to be here to introduce myself to all of you. My name is Xing Heng and I’m

in my eighteen years old. I come fromXiamen, which is a famous and beautiful

city. I strongly suggest you visiting there and I can be your guide if it’s

convenient. After three years’ hard work, I am so excited that I am finally

enrolled by my dreaming school,SichuanUniversityand be one of you. I am outgoing

and I have many interests, such as playing basketball, football, and swimming,

but I am only good at basketball. I hope we can always play together in the next

four years. Computer Science and Technology is my favorite subject and I am sure

that it’s also a promising area in the future, with the great development of

computer science and our society. I am glad to be a classmate of you and I hope

we can study and make progress together in the future. I greatly expect my life

to be with you in the coming four years.

Shanxi Province got its name due to its location to the west of Taihang Mountain. Shanxi neighbored on Hebei, Henan, Shaanxi and Inner Mongolia & Autonomous Region. It is located to the east of the Yellow River, and is also known as Hedong. Shanxi belonged to Jin State in Spring and Autumn Period, so it is abbreviated in Jin. Shanxi occupies an area of 156,000 square kilometers (about 60,000 square miles) and has a population of over 32 million, including its minority ethnic population. Its capital is Taiyuan City.

When to go

Being at a high altitude, Shanxi Province has a cold and dry climate and has an annual rainfall of between 400-600 millimeters. The province is also frequently plagued by sandstorms, especially in the spring, so it is often useful to bring along both sunglasses and a hat when visiting. Generally speaking, the provinces climate is the best between May and October.

History

Shanxi is one of the birth places of Chinese civilizations with a long history and traditional culture. As early as one hundred million years ago, the ancestors of the Chinese lived and propagated in this region. Legend tells us that the Yellow Emperor, founder of the Chinese nation, once lived in Shanxi for a certain period. Today, many Neolithic sites from that period can still be seen dotted across the vast expanse of the province.

What to see

Shanxi is endowed with an abundance of cultural sites from its long history. Most of the ancient structures were built before the Liao and Song Dynasties. So it is the reason why Shanxi is often called the Chinese Ancient Architecture Museum. The more obvious of these include: the Buddhist wonder of the Yungang Grottoes in Datong City, the ancient city of Pingyao which was listed as a World Cultural Heritage site by UNESCO in 1997, the oldest and tallest ancient wooden pagoda in China, the Wooden Pagoda of Yingxian County and the remote Shuanglin and Jinci Temples, which are well worth the long journeys for the visitors.

Of course, there are a number of natural magnificent and beautiful places that can also be seen in Shanxi. The most famous of them include Wutai Mountain with the longest and most prestigious history in the four most well-known Buddhist holy lands of China, the whistling rage of the Yellow Rivers Kettle Spout waterfalls (Hukou Waterfalls) and one of the Five Sacred Mountains in China - Mt Hengshan.

New Year Party

On New Year#39;s Eve，our class had a party. The atmosphere was good. It was out of the ordinary from the very begining. The boy student from one bedroom gave an unusual performance. We saw a boy named Li Xinmin turn off all the lights in a sudden snap. Then with three resounding(响亮的) crow of a cock echoing in the hall，the hall was again brightly lit in a snap.

Then，the representative of the bedroom Zhu Guozhang asked us to guess a line of a poem related to the above situation. He added that Li Xinmin alone was born in the year of the dog and the other three were all born in the year of the chicken. They left us all in confusion. And it was our monitor who was quickwitted(机智的). He shouted our， "The day breaks as the cock crows three times at dawn." The hall After that，they had another item. This time Li Xinmin was placed in the middle of the circle. While he was standing there，the other three stood around him，each bowing down to him at an angle of 120 degrees. It was an idiom. This time I got it right："The dog stands out among a group of chickens."

Hello, my name is Leo.

Im from.

Zhengxin school. As you can see I have a round face and the big eyes. I like music very much. In my spare time, I like take some reading and go shopping. It can make me feel happy. I like chatting with others, because it can help me to know this world. I have lots of friends. All the things in the world are colorful. I love peace and I take proud of my motherland. Thank you!

您好，我的名字叫力欧，我来自正心学校，正如你看到的一样 ，我的脸很圆，眼睛也很大，我喜欢音乐，

空余时间我喜欢阅读和购物，这些都可以让很开心很愉快，我喜欢跟别人聊天，因为能帮助更了解这个世界，我有很多朋友，这个世界的东西都是多姿多彩的，我喜欢和平，我为我的祖国感到骄傲和自豪。

As the new bell tolled, the Chinese people exclaimed with excitement, "the New Year is here! New Year! Ah! What a wonderful New Year! I am excited to run back and forth in my home, unable to restrain my joyful mood, the Spring Festival composition 600 words. When I ran to the balcony, all of a sudden, the fireworks fly on the sky, in a flash, Fried opened, and some like countless meteor, some like colorful flowers, some like golden coat, and like the golden sun, the earth was like the day. How beautiful!

My Dream

I’m longing for a weekend. It’s happy and it’s free. This is my dream.

At this weekend, I don’t have to play the violin; I don’t have to draw pictures; Olympic Maths is far away from me; Handwriting doesn’t bother me.

I can play and I can sing; I can do everything interesting. No one can stop me.

Oh, what a happy weekend! But, it’s only my dream. I hope it will come true.

[初中英语我得梦想介绍作文

My name is Liu xia .I am a girl .My frist name is xia .My last name is liu .I am twelve years old .Ihave brother and sister .My mother and father havent work .I like English and art .I have a big eyes and long hair .I like play ping-pong and reading books .I want to be a doctor .

人 物：武汉大学英语系2004届毕业生刘冕

年 龄：22岁

自身条件：专业八级、计算机三级、两次“院三好学生”和两次二等奖学金。

求职经历：出版社编辑、英文报纸编辑、企业策划、中学外语教师

11月20日 星期四 晴

很多天以前我们就得到消息，省外一家外文出版社今天要到本系招2名英文编辑。一打听，要求还挺高，不但学习成绩进入全系前二十名，还要在英文刊物上发表过文章。仔细掂量了一下自己的实力，我的成绩是全系第十五，这个条件我符合;至于在英文刊物上发表文章，这个条件就有点难了，整个专业也许没几个吧。去还是不去呢?思虑再三，还是去试试。

招聘会在语音室进行。前来应聘的人数不是很多，也就十多人吧。大概是学习成绩这个条件让很多人望而生畏。面试开始了，应聘者依次拿着自己的简历和面试老师面对面坐着交谈。时间大概是3分钟。在我前面的几名同学，和面试老师的交谈了不到一分钟，就灰溜溜地走了，连简历也没有留下。很显然，他们都被淘汰了。

该我上场了。果然，面试老师一得知我没有发表文章的经历，连我的简历也没有看，客气地对我说了声“抱歉”。然后就招呼下一位了。

睡前总结：也许是第一次参加应聘吧，感觉很失败。毕业求职时发现自己学到的东西并不太多。对没有工作经验的我来说，平时的经验就是很好的积累。我很后悔大学前三年没有好好练笔写些稿子。

11月22日 星期六 阴

前天那场招聘会，被隔壁班的两位英语高人给抢走了，听说待遇还不错。签就签了吧，至少少了两个竞争对手，好单位还多着呢。

在武汉科技会展中心，今天有场“武汉8校联合招聘会”，我早早地买了门票，攥着几天前就准备好的6份简历进了场。其中4份是准备应聘翻译的，另外两份应聘英文报刊编辑。其实我的“硬件”还算过得去——专业八级，计算机三级，还有两次“院三好学生”和两次二等奖学金。找个翻译的工作，胜算应该比较大吧。

会场人很多，我绕场转了两圈，仅发现两家英文报刊在招广告策划，想想和自己的专业沾了点边，我毫不犹豫地把简历递了过去。

对方仔细看我的简历，问了一句：“你是学广告策划的吗?”

他刚才不是看了吗?怎么还问我?我说：“不是，我是英语专业的。我对你们的工作岗位……”“对不起，我们不要其他专业的!”还没说完，对方就很不耐烦地打断了我的话。

睡前总结：今天的收获几乎为零。宿舍小文总结我的失败之处在于跨专业求职。想来也对，跨专业求职对普通学生难度太大，除非事前有很好的准备。今天的失败应该在于没考虑自己的专业因素吧。

11月27日 星期四 阴

谢天谢地，终于迎来第一场针对本专业的招聘会。宿舍的几位姐妹都起床忙于梳妆打扮。我早早地起来，又把自己的简历看了一遍，按求职意向分门别类整理了一下自己的思路。挤进会场后，我先绕场一周了解大致情况，然后有针对性地把我的简历投了出去。

我们专业不过500来人，而整个会场人数足足有一两千。我甚至还瞥见有位同学来自广东省的中山大学。

到底是针对英语专业，让我感觉自己能胜任在场的所有职位。上午我去一家外贸公司应聘高级翻译。面试老师用英语问起了一些有关我家庭成员和籍贯的问题，虽然谈不上对答如流，却也算是表达清晰。后来又和我聊起了今年年初流行的SARS病的相关问题知识，我的语句就开始不通畅了。最后我感觉对方有点落井下石，竟问起了今年诺贝尔化学奖的得主来自哪个国家。我支吾了半天，只好“SORRY”。

还是再试试另一家报社的英文编辑吧。

展位前的椅子上已经坐了好多前来应聘的人。我刚要找个地方坐下，中间一位老师就站起来宣布面试开始。接着发给大家每人一张试卷。要求在半个小时内完成。

我瞅了瞅周围的人，他们看上去相当认真。题目是十个选择填空题和一篇作文改错。几个选择题似乎很简单，几分钟我就完成了。那篇作文是有关神州5号飞船升空的，反复看了好几遍，才找到一处语法错误。眼看时间快到了，我胡乱地改了几处单词。然后把试卷交了上去。

那位戴眼镜的老编辑花了几分钟看完了我们的试卷，当场宣布5人进入下一轮面试，其余的人全部淘汰。原因是只有这5人记得神州5号升空的日子。

为什么平时不多看看报纸呢。这么重要的错误也没发现?下次还是小心点吧。

睡前总结：两个这么好的工作就被我这样给糟蹋了。我发现虽然自己专业已经是八级，但口语什么的好象还不太够用，而要命的是我平时除了集中学习专业知识，对外界的关心太少了。 翻译和编辑两种工作都需要大量的社会知识积累。我败在了平时。

12月1日 星期一 阴

连续两天，华中科技大学和武汉科技会展中心召开了两场招聘会。天很冷，但依然高兴，因为两天的奔波换来了三个面试机会。

一是本市一家进出口贸易公司，我应聘副总经理秘书，二是一家企业缺个策划，再就是市中心一所重点高中的英语教师。我根据自己的优势和硬件，集中对英语教师进行了精心准备。想到面试时多半会要求我上台试讲，我还特地请教了我们的英语老师，让他为我作了特别辅导。

果然不出我所料，那位老校长要我上讲台授课，4位老师临时充当我的学生。好在我提前做了准备，一上讲台，我就着那本高中英语课本绘声绘色地讲了起来。加上我们高中学过那篇课文，我发挥比较出色。20分钟后，老校长叫停，而后就和几位老师开始了讨论。

说实话，虽然紧张，但我对自己的发挥还是比较满意。果然，老校长对我说：“刘小姐，你已经通过了我们的面试，如果你是真诚喜欢这个职位的话，请随时拨打我的电话，我等你的好消息。”说完，递过来一张名片。

睡前总结：那一刻，我几乎要高兴得喊出来。为了工作，我已经整整奔波了10 天了。今天终于尝到了被录用的甜头。嘿嘿。

[一个英语系毕业生的求职经历日记

My name is xxx.  I am from xx.  There are people in my family.  My father works in a computer company.  He is a computer engineer.  My mother works in a international trade company.  She is also a busy woman.  I have a older sister and a younger brother.  My sister is a junior in National Taiwan University.  She majors in English.  My brother is an elementary school student.  He is 8 years old.

Because of my father, I love surfing the Internet very much.  I play the on-line game for about 2 hours every day.  I wish I could be a computer program designer in the future.  And that is why I am applying for the electronics program in your school.

I am Ma Yuanhao. Now let me tell you something about my family. My family has seven people in it, my father, my mother, my brother, my sister, my uncle, my grandfather and I. My grandfather is a driver. He drives a bus. He works in Beijing. He has two kids. They are my father and my uncle.

My father and my uncle are both office workers. They are in the same office. My brother is a policeman. He is tall and strong. He works in Shenyang.I am a student. My sister is a student,too. We are in the same school, but in different grades. My mother is a nurse. She works in a hospital. We live in Beijing now with my parents.

I often have bread and milk for breakfast. I like eating hamburgers, too. And for lunch, I usually have some chicken with vegetables and rice. Jiaozi is my favorite food. I usually have Jiaozi and an apple for dinner. I think I can eat healthily.

My mother cooks very well. She often cooks nice food for us.

I love my family!

I would like to apply for the post of industrial engineer, which your company offered. I feel that I am the right sort of person for the post because my qualifications and experience are really suitable for the position.

I expect to graduate in July from the Department of Industrial Engineering of Jiangxi University of Science and Technology, majoring in industrial engineering. During my college years, I have worked very hard at my major courses, so as to lay a solid foundation of theoretical knowledge.

As a result, I have passed all the examinations and achieved excellent academic results in major courses such as statistics, operation researches, system engineering, business management, logistics, Statistics and Probability Theory ,Professional English, Metalworking Practice, Electrical Engineering Practice, Linear Algebra. Moreover I have passed CET-4 and National Computer Level Test-Rank Three.

Outside classroom, I was very active and took part in different social activities. In my junior year, I served as monitor of my class, and received Advanced Person of Jiangxi University of Science and Technology. Since September 2004, I worked as a part-time business controller at Angel of Ganzhou, and raised our products share by 48.28 percent by 2005. In addition, I worked rather actively and successfully in certain students societies.

All those experiences contributed much to the development and promotion of my organizing and social abilities. I wish to assure you that, if successful, I would endeavor to give you every satisfaction. It would be greatly appreciated if you grant me an opportunity of an interview. At that time, I will present my credentials.

I can be reached by phone at 13531398140 or email me at…… Enclosed please find a resume, a copy of the recommendation form and the official transcript, Thank you for your time and consideration Sincerely, Lai Haiyong

Hello ,everybody .

My name is xxx .I‘m 14 years old . Im a girl. I have long/ short hair and big/small eyes.

I used to study in XX Primary School. Now I am studying in ~~ Middle School. I did a class in the primary school . Im crazy about English. Now English teacher surnamed ~~ . And I hope we will get along.

导语:自我介绍是向别人展示你自我介绍 好不好，甚至直接关系到你给别人的第一印象的好坏及以后交往的顺利与否。同时，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理英语2分钟自我介绍资料，欢迎阅读参考。

I, the surname li mingfei Yang, nine years old is more than enough, ten years old is not enough, the Chinese teacher still plays say I what “ The wind rises in the wind. Maybe dads taking this. Yang & throughout; I have not the slightest sense of flying. I feel that I am as ordinary as a grain of sand. It is the kind of material that I cannot find in the haystack.

I am not tall, thin like a chopstick, belonging to the malnourishment type, only the sound also has the dignity, singing the song to hong liang like the bell, the momentum is extraordinary, quite has the lingering sound of the potential. My mother always told people that the food in yangyang in my family was full of sound. Hey hey, anyway also do not have white eat, at least also calculate come in use, tube it. I havent learned much yet, and the high bridge of the nose is set up. Telescope & throughout; . Grandpa told me that I was the future. Scholars & throughout; Is it not clear to me that scholars are not scholars? Only because of the long time to receive glasses. Oppression & throughout; The small eyes have turned into a “ The sight & throughout; , the bridge of the nose is crushed and mouth “ Hug & throughout; . This has become an indisputable fact.

I love telling jokes. Every time I tell a joke, there will always be a great audience. Fans & throughout; ? Every time they told a joke, they would laugh their head off, not to laugh, but to laugh, to climb on the bench, to the waist, or even to climb on the ground, to roll. Once, a friend finish listen to my jokes, laughs at sitting on the ground, as there is a pool of water, waiting for him to react when drenched in pants, we began to laugh at him urine trousers.

What? Do you have any hobbies? That still use say, can say is all sorts of different, linlang, xi xi, words heavy. But to say my favorite hobby, Im reading books. On this occasion, my father was watching the football match on TV, and I said that I would like to go to my grandmothers house, and my father nodded and agreed. I go to the toilet, I want to be convenient to go to, did not think the lavatory to put my favorite "childrens literature", wow, many good opportunity ah! God help me, too. My father was afraid that my eyes were too nearsighted and serious, always against me, today he watched the ball game I read a book, exactly two, so I sit directly on the toilet, with relish to look up. The trip to grandmas house had been thrown out of the sky. I didnt know how long it was before I heard my dad calling my grandmother, as if he had mentioned me. Later, I heard my father call my mother and three aunts, and I didnt know what to say. It seemed to be a little urgent, and then I heard my father coming downstairs. It is important to read books when you have to do so much. What a new discovery! Later, read a book to come here, god undetected, no one disturb, how quiet!

About an hour or so, dad came back, I dont care the story was provoked laughed, dad heard the sound of the toilet, and opened the door a look, see I was reading a book, sitting on the toilet at that time I was so angry fire emit three zhangs, scold I didnt go to grandmas, had they been looking all over for me, also almost called the police, I have a look awful, apologized to his father as quickly. & other; Did you not see that the baby didnt go out? Throughout the &; Mom, thanks to my mom helping me out, dad didnt do it. & hellip;

This is me, a one-belly joke, a little boy with an addiction to books.

我，姓李名飞阳，九岁已有余，十岁尚不足，语文老师还戏说我什么“大风起兮云飞扬”，也许是爸爸把这个“阳”字起别了的缘故吧，我丝毫没有飞起来的感觉，倒觉得自己平凡得如一粒沙子，是属于扎在草堆里找不到的那种料。

我个子不高，瘦得像一根筷子，属于营养不良型，只有声音还撑体面，唱起歌来洪亮如钟，气势非凡，颇有余音绕梁之势。妈妈常跟人说，我家阳阳吃的饭全长在声音上了。嘿嘿，反正也没有白吃，至少也算派上用场了，管它呢。还没有学到多少知识，那个高高的鼻梁上就架起了一副“望远镜”。爷爷总私心地说我是未来的“学者”，学者不学者，难道我自己还不清楚吗？只是由于长时间受眼镜的“压迫”，本来不大的眼睛变成了“一线天”，鼻梁被压得差点和嘴巴“拥抱”。这可已成为不争的事实。

我很爱讲笑话。每次讲笑话时，总会有许多铁杆听众，也算“粉丝”吧？每讲完一段笑话，他们准会笑得前俯后仰，不是笑得肚子痛，就是笑得爬在板凳上，直不起腰来，有的甚至干脆爬在地上，打起滚来。有一次，一个小伙伴听完我的笑话，一下子笑得坐在地上，正巧那儿有一滩水，等他反应过来时，裤子已经湿透了，我们又开始笑他尿裤子了。

啥？你问我有没有爱好？那还用说，可以说是五花八门、琳琅满目，嘻嘻，言重了吧。不过要说我最大的爱好嘛，还得数看书了。有这么一次，爸爸在看电视上的足球赛，我说想去奶奶家，爸爸点了点头，算是同意了。我走进厕所，本想方便一下就去的，没想到厕所里放着我最爱看的《儿童文学》，哇，多好的机会啊！真是天助我也。平时爸爸怕我眼睛近视严重，总是防着我，今天他看球赛我看书，正好两不误，于是我就直接坐在马桶上，津津有味地看了起来。去奶奶家的事早被抛到九霄云外了。也不知过了多久，听见爸爸在给奶奶打电话，好像还提到了我。后来又听到爸爸给妈妈和三姨她们一个个打电话，不知在说着什么，好像还有点急，紧接着听见爸爸下楼的声音。管那么多干啥，机不可失，时不再来，看书要紧。这可是个新的发现啊！以后看书就到这儿来，神不知鬼不觉的，没人打扰，多清静呀！

大约一小时左右吧，爸爸回来了，我不小心被文中的故事惹得笑出了声，爸爸听见了厕所里的声音，打开门一看，见我正坐在马桶上看书，当时就气得火冒三丈，骂我没有去奶奶家，害得他们到处找我，还差点儿报了警，我一看大事不妙，就赶忙向爸爸认错。“你一个大活人就没有发现娃没有出门吗？”还是妈妈好，多亏妈妈帮我解围，爸爸才算没有动手，唉，好险啊……

这就是我，一个一肚子笑话，看书成瘾的小男孩。