愚人节非常有趣英语（经典19篇）

4月1日就是西方的节日愚人节，我们整理了一些有关愚人节的英语文章，供大家学习。

1.April Fools Day or All Fools Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before midday. [1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet.

2.Origin

The origin of this custom has been much disputed. Many theories have been suggested.

What seems certain is that it is in some way or other a relic of those once universal festivities held at the vernal equinox, which, beginning on old New Years Day, the 25th of March, ended on the 1st of April.

It has been suggested that Europe derived its April-fooling from the French [2]. France was one of the first nations to make January 1 officially New Years Day (which was already celebrated by many), by decree of Charles IX. This was in 1564, even before the adoption of the Gregorian calendar (See Julian start of the year). Thus the New Years gifts and visits of felicitation which had been the feature of the 1st of April became associated with the first day of January, and those who disliked or did not hear about the change were fair game for those wits who amused themselves by sending mock presents and paying calls of pretended ceremony on the 1st of April. French and Dutch references from 1508 and 1539 respectively describe April Fools Day jokes and the custom of making them on the first of April.

Though the 1st of April appears to have been anciently observed in Great Britain as a general festival, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a common custom. In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," i.e. the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being there, as it is in most lands, a term of contempt. In France the person fooled is known as poisson davril. This has been explained from the association of ideas arising from the fact that in April the sun quits the zodiacal sign of the fish. A far more natural explanation would seem to be that the April fish would be a young fish and therefore easily caught.

The Dutch celebrate the 1st of April for other reasons. In 1572, the Netherlands were ruled by Spains King Philip II. Roaming the region were Dutch rebels who called themselves Geuzen, after the French "gueux", meaning beggars. On 1 April, 1572, the Geuzen seized the small coastal town of Den Briel. This event was also the start of the general civil rising against the Spanish in other cities in the Netherlands. The Duke of Alba, commander of the Spanish army could not prevent the uprising. Bril is the Dutch word for glasses, so on 1 April, 1572, "Alba lost his glasses". Dutch people find this joke so hilarious they still commemorate the first of April.

The French traditionally celebrated this holiday by placing a dead fish on the back of friends. Today the fish is substituted by a floppy kerk.

Chaucers story, the Nuns Priests Tale, written c.1400, takes place on 32 March; that is, 1 April; it is Chanticleer and the Fox, a story of two fools.

3.Well-known hoaxes

Alabama Changes the Value of Pi: The April 1998 newsletter of New Mexicans for Science and Reason contained an article claiming that the Alabama Legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi to the "Biblical value" of 3.0. This claim originally appeared as a news story in the 1961 sci-fi classic "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein.

Spaghetti trees: The BBC television programme Panorama ran a famous hoax in 1957, showing the Swiss harvesting spaghetti from trees. They had claimed that the despised pest the spaghetti wevil had been eradicated. A large number of people contacted the BBC wanting to know how to cultivate their own spaghetti trees.

South Park: April 1st was advertised as being the premiere of the shows second season—and also the resolution of a cliffhanger where Eric Cartman was about to discover the identity of his father. Fans spent weeks speculating on the fathers identity, but when they tuned in to the episode, they were instead treated to a half-hour of Terrance and Phillip fart jokes. The true resolution to the cliffhanger aired several weeks later. The shows creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone claim during the DVD introduction to this episode that they received death threats over pulling the prank, although there were not any police reports to prove this.

Left Handed Whoppers: In 1998, Burger King ran an ad in USA Today, saying that people could get a Whopper for left-handed people whos

e condiments were designed to drip out the right side.

Taco Liberty Bell: In 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the countrys debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell." When asked about the sale, White House press secretary Mike McCurry replied with tongue-in-cheek that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold and would henceforth be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.

Lies to Get You Out of the House In 1985, the L.A. Weekly printed an entire page of fake things to do on April Fools day, by which hundreds of people were fooled.

Kremvax: In 1984, in one of the earliest on-line hoaxes, a message was circulated that Usenet had been opened to users in the Soviet Union.

San Serriffe: The Guardian printed a supplement in 1977 praising this fictional resort, its two main islands (Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse), its capital (Bodoni), and its leader (General Pica). Intrigued readers were later disappointed to learn that San Serriffe (sans serif) did not exist except as references to typeface terminology. (This comes from a Jorge Luis Borges story).

FBI Crackdowns on On-line File Sharing of Music: Such announcements on April Fools Day have become common.

Metric time: Repeated several times in various countries, this hoax involves claiming that the time system will be changed to one in which units of time are based on powers of 10.

Smell-o-vision: In 1965, the BBC purported to conduct a trial of a new technology allowing the transmission of odor over the airwaves to all viewers. Many viewers reportedly contacted the BBC to report the trials success. This hoax was also conducted by the Seven Network in Australia in 2005.

Tower of Pisa: The Dutch television news reported once in the 1950s that the Tower of Pisa had fallen. Many shocked people contacted the station [citation needed].

Wrapping Televisions in Foil: In another year, the Dutch television news reported that the government had new technology to detect unlicensed televisions (in many European countries, television license fees fund public broadcasting), but that wrapping a television in aluminium foil could prevent its detection.

Breast Exams by Satellite: In the 1990s, Portuguese national television network RTP announced the Ministry of Health would perform free breast exams by satellite, causing thousands of women to go out topless [citation needed].

Assassination of Bill Gates: Many Chinese and South Korean websites claimed that CNN reported Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, was assassinated [3].

Write Only Memory: Signetics advertised Write Only Memory IC databooks in 1972 through the late 1970s.

Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! Double Switch: In 1997, Pat Sajak, the host of Wheel of Fortune, traded hosting duties with Jeopardy!s Alex Trebek for one show. In addition to Sajak hosting Jeopardy!, he and co-host Vanna White appeared as contestants on the episode of Wheel hosted by Trebek. Whites position was filled by Sajaks wife Leslie [4].

Comic strip switcheroo: Cartoonists of popularly syndicated comic strips draw each others strips. In some cases, the artist draws characters in the other strips milieu, while in others, the artist draws in characters from other visiting characters from his own. Cartoonists have done this sort of "switcheroo" for several years. The 1997 switch was particularly widespread.

今天是愚人节，同学们都开动脑筋，想一些稀奇古怪的主意“整人”。班级里发生了不少有趣的恶搞行动呢！

上午，第三节语文课下课，我就发现章雨菲从课桌里偷偷地拿出了一瓶冰红茶。动作怎么会这么犹豫？我不由地生了疑，使劲盯着冰红茶看了几眼。这冰红茶颜色怎么这么怪呀！颜色不但比一般冰红茶深，而且章雨菲摇动它时，居然不会有白沫。只见章雨菲扫视了一下全班，目光定格在毛俊伟身上。他快速地跑到毛俊伟桌前，笑眯眯地对毛俊伟说：“毛俊伟，我请你喝红茶吧！”毛俊伟听后立刻笑着点头答应。这时，我耳边听到一阵轻笑声。我循声转头望向马雨婷，只见她一直在偷笑，我立刻明白了。毛俊伟拿过瓶子，扭开瓶盖，仰头往嘴巴中灌了一大口。可他刚喝了一口，脸立刻涨得通红。章雨菲见事情“败露”，立马抢过“冰红茶”，边笑边跑回座位。毛俊伟一脸无辜地盯着章雨菲，也无奈地笑了。张依婷和马雨婷等人再也忍不住了，哈哈大笑起来，嘴里还不停地说：“毛俊伟，冰红茶味道怎么样？这里面可是放了酱油和自来水呢！”我听后，也不禁和他们一起笑了。

章雨菲整完毛俊伟后，马雨婷也跃跃欲试起来。她把目光转移到了赵亚杰身上。

马雨婷在课桌里取出一袋蛋糕，拿出了其中的一个。她走到赵亚杰桌前，等待“鱼儿”上钩。赵亚杰一抬头，一眼看到了马雨婷手里的蛋糕，便问她：“马雨婷，你手里拿个蛋糕做什么？”马雨婷压低自己的笑声说：“当然是给你吃了，不然来你这儿干什么！”赵亚杰听后，立马伸出手。马雨婷把蛋糕交给赵亚杰后，一溜烟儿跑回了座位。赵亚杰见教室里没人注意，咬了一小口蛋糕，并没有发现什么异样。突然，我发现马雨婷嘴里不停嘟囔着：“快点吃呀，你倒是快点吃呀！”我忍不住走上前问马雨婷：“马雨婷，你的蛋糕是不是做了手脚？”马雨婷立马点头：“我昨晚把牙膏藏进了蛋糕里，经过一晚，已经看不出什么破绽了。”赵亚杰大口大口地吃着，可能感觉味道有些怪，便住了口，问马雨婷：“这蛋糕味道怎么这么怪呀？”我们俩听后，立刻哈哈大笑起来，连说：“你上当了！”赵亚杰连忙冲向垃圾桶，吐了个翻江倒海。

教室里笑声不断，整人的，被整的，大家都不生气，因为今天是有趣的愚人节！

教师点评：感谢愚人节，也感谢你们给教室增添了许多快乐的音符！这个愚人节，非常快乐！

One day, after we got home from the kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and stayed in bed. I didnt know what had happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "It doesnt matter, mum has only a stomachache. I will be all right after a while." Although mother said so, I found tears in her eyes because of pain. At that time I knew adults also got ill and cried. I decided I would take care of my mother from then on.

Like many children, I had a happy childhood under the care and love of my parents. My mother took me to the kindergarten and home every day. thought mother was so kind and healthy that she would never get sick..com

But one day, my father went to the kindergarten to get me back. I asked, "Why doesnt my mother come?""She is sick, and she is in hospital. "said Father. I felt sad and frightened. Then I began to cry. "Dont cry or mother would worry. You should be a good child." I seemed to understand my mother was too tired. I made up my mind I would look after my mother from then on.

星期一早上，同学们都早早地来到学校，他们纷纷展示着今天英语课上要用的食材。

今天的英语课在第三节，所以前两节课和周一晨会时间，大家都在期盼中度过。

做完操后，同学们争先回到教室，拿出食材，还没等高老师来就开始做自己的三明治（一些做得快的同学，比如王兴乐就在此时做完了）。

大家正做时，高老师进来了，但大家丝毫没有停下的想法。高老师只得要求大家停下手中的事，同学们虽然手停了下来，但心还是在做三明治上。不过高老师立刻抛出了“杀手锏”，她告诉大家只要讲完课后就可以做三明治，这让同学们顿时注意力集中。

一会，高老师的课讲完了，还余下10分钟的做三明治时间，于是大家立刻继续自己未完成的工作。

一时间，同学们放面包的方面包，涂蕃茄酱的涂番茄酱，场面十分壮观。大家做了一会后，场上的局势有发生转变了，许多已经做好了的同学已经开始吃了，他们一个个都像饿狼一样，狼吞虎咽，三明治被一口口的塞入他们的口中，场面十分“血腥”，不忍直视。虽然接下来是我们最喜欢的电脑课，但还是有很多人在课间吃三明治。

这真是一节有趣的英语课，我们既收获了知识，又享受了美食。

有人对我说：“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒!我是了解你的!这样的侮辱!简直太对不起猪了!下面是小编为你带来的4.1有趣的愚人节祝福语精选，欢迎阅读。

1、 愚人节节目丰富多彩，智力风暴向你袭来，智商测验让你发呆，情商测验让你变坏，小学奥数做不出来，脑筋急转弯原地徘徊，蠢去蠢又来，祝你天天愉快!

2、 挡也挡不住的春意，像挡也挡不住的想你的心情，它总在杨柳枝头泄露我的秘密!嗨，愚人节快乐!

3、 天上的白云缓缓飘过，山谷的小溪潺潺流过，心爱的姑娘匆匆走过，阁下的裤子片片掉落……你的屁股着火了!

4、 愚人节到，祝你“愚”健康同行，“愚”快乐同伴，“愚”美梦同寝，“愚”成功同事，“愚”平安同路，“愚”幸福同住，“愚”好运同栖，“愚”天同寿，“愚”猩猩同样!哈哈，祝愚人节快乐!

5、 小明上课时总是睡觉，老师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉!?小明回答：不行，因为我是特困生。

6、 夜深了，我知道你忙一天累了，可能睡着了，不知为什么想和你说话，我很想告诉你……很想告诉你……愚人节快乐!

7、 我花一毛钱发这条短信给你，是为了告诉你--我并不是一个一毛不拔的人。比如这一毛钱的短信就是我送你的生日礼物，晚上别忘了请我吃饭。愚人节快乐!

8、 上帝说满足我一个愿望，我说要世界和平，他说太难了换一个吧，我拿出你的照片说要这个人变得漂亮点，他沉思了一下说道：拿地球仪我再看看

9、 小驴对驴妈妈说：妈妈，愚人节一到，就有驴给我发恶意短信了，我回还是不回?驴妈妈说：别上当，是猪才回，是驴，咱就不会!

10、 你十二生肖：祝你聪明如鼠，强壮如牛，胆大如虎，可爱如兔，自信如龙，魅力如蛇，浪漫如马，温顺如羊，顽皮如猴，美丽如鸡，忠诚如狗，长的像猪。愚人节快乐!

11、 觉得认识你这么久了，你这人特别的，极度的，非常的，罕见的，与众不同的笨，而且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别生气啊!愚人节快乐!

12、 人抛弃?受人欺凌?无家可归?不要伤心，不要气馁，即使全世界都嫌弃你，至少还有我们，国营养猪场——您温馨的家。

13、 你有天使般容颜，魔鬼般身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么完美无暇。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好不好?愚人节快乐。

14、 注意了，先看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。

15、 有人对我说：“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒!我是了解你的!这样的侮辱!简直太对不起猪了!

16、 不管你在哪里我都会仰天长笑，烈马啸天，不管你在哪里，只要仰天长笑，大叫三声：“我是美女”，我就会出现在你面前!

17、 半斤二锅头，两岁情场是老手，三岁吃喝嫖赌抽，四岁坑蒙拐骗偷，此人年少有出息，长大以后智商低，明知此人就是你，仍然坚持看到底。佩服!佩服!

18、 马和猪遇到老虎，掉头就跑，猪跑得慢，马喊：蠢猪!手机抓在手里怎么跑得快!快扔!愚人节快乐!

19、 饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?

20、 郑重声明：愚人节期间，本人将发作间歇性健忘症，为保证朋友圈子的纯洁，请向我借钱的勿扰，被我借钱的勿找，请我吃饭的请直接回复。愚人节快乐!

相关阅读：愚人节整人方法

你的周围有没有爱占小便宜的人，你可以把一只香烟的烟丝小心的拿出，注意不要把烟纸弄坏，再把辣椒末放入，再放上烟丝整理好，放在一个他经常去的地方让他自己拿不要管他，燃后你就看好戏吧。

我想用大蒜、大葱、洋葱、胡萝卜等可爱的蔬菜做成一个花束送给一个可爱的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一点臭豆腐汁。当然要由专业的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我还要一张大大的豆腐皮做花束附带的贺卡，上面用酱油写上我衷心的问候。

我给在宿舍睡觉的男孩出一招：在其他男孩睡着了以后，在他们的脚底心轻轻的涂一点牙膏，再用轻风吹一吹，会收到意想不到的结果。不过他们要是打你，你可不要找我算帐哦!友情提醒：非好友不要模仿!

Today was fine and cloudy, and the sky looked blue. I went to visit Guilin with my grandfather. We spent 2 hours taking a bus to Guilin.

When we got there, we went to Seven Stars Park first, which is beautiful and famous. There are many kinds of colourful flowers. They are all lovely and beautiful. We took many photos there.

After a while,we went to the zoo in the park. There are also many animals in the zoo. I like birds best, because they have beautiful feather and can sing many good songs. We watched them gladly and feed something to them.

After that, we went to the Li River. There are many famous places and bridges beside and on the river. We met many foreigners. The river water was very clean and the hills were green. It looks like a wonderful picture. We stayed beside the Li River for a long time, feeling very happy.

When we felt tired, we took the bus back home. What a wonderful time we had!

今天是四月一日——愚人节。它让我想起了去年的今天，我的好朋友熊可文骗我说老师找我，害得我在班上出尽洋相。今天机会来了，我终于可以报一箭之仇了。

我正在座位上绞尽脑汁的想我的“妙计”，只见王俊龙同学慌慌张张地从楼道跑进教室，气喘吁吁地大声喊道：“不好了，不好了，一会英语课要考试啦！”这喊声犹如一颗定时炸弹，教室里顿时炸开了锅，刚才还玩作一团的同学们都纷纷跑到王俊龙的身边询问他怎么回事。我心中暗暗在想：哼，又在玩骗人的老把戏，我才不上当了。只听见熊可文说：“刚才我路过老师办公室，听见王老师对四（二）班的一个同学说一会要考英语，听到这个消息我就赶紧跑回来告诉大家啦。”同学们听了他的话都相信了，赶紧回到座位上开始紧张地看书，准备迎接考试。我来到熊可文的身边，不屑地说：“你骗人的水平越来越高明了，瞧你装的还挺像的，不过这次我可不会再上你的当了。”“我没有骗人，我说的是事实，你不信就算了。”他生气地一说完就头也不抬继续看书，“哼，你就装吧，别人看不出来，我可是火眼金睛看出你的谎言。”说完话我又盯着他看了许久，发现他根本没理我，依旧很认真地看书，“难道是我错了，他说的是真的。”这时另一个声音在我的脑海里响起：“不要相信他，难道你又想上当了？”可万一他说的是真的……反正多看书也不是什么坏事。于是我打定主意也回到座位上开始看书。

英语课终于来了。王老师一进门就说：“今天我们要考试。”听了老师的话，我们也大声地回答：“早知道了。”我心中暗暗一喜，心想：看来他说的是真的，幸好听了他的话做好了准备。只见老师惊奇的问道：“哦，你们怎么知道的？”这时王俊龙插嘴道：“我听见您对二班同学说的，所以我们都知道了，而且我们也已经认真复习了，做好了考试准备。”老师听了他的话微微的一笑说：“看来偶尔的谎话也会带来好处。同学们，愚人节快乐！”“咦，这到底是怎么回事？”我们都莫名其妙的看着老师，想从老师的脸上找到答案。“看来我要感谢王俊龙同学，他带给大家的假消息虽然骗了你们，不过也让大家都好好复习了，这可是我没想到了。”

最后我们终于明白了事情的缘由，都哈哈大笑起来……

One day,my mother and I went to a park.We had a good time and we decided to have lunch in the park.My mother bought some milk and bread.My mother told me to wash my hands before lunch.However,when we came back,our bread was gone!We thought that someone took it.We are very angry.I thought that the thief would come back to take the milk.So,my mother and I hid behind a tree and waited.One hour later, no one came and we were very hungry.We gave up and we wanted to go home to have something to eat.Suddenly,I found something under the chair.Oh, its our bread!

愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，小编收集了2017年愚人节英语祝福语大全，欢迎阅读。

1. Because of you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?

2. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!

3. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

4. Notice: April Fools Day approaching on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!

通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

5. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it was obscured by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart but held; you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the face of first the......

你是我心中的太阳可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦娥降临人间可惜脸先着地了……

6. in my eyes you will always be looked so carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep. I really envy you ah sometimes think do a pig is also very good.

在我眼里你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑吃饭永远是津津有味睡觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊有时想想做一只猪也挺好的。

7. my mother and I said I like you I want you to accompany me day and night. You know through this period of time I found that I cant be without you now. But my mother refused she said: "the family is not allowed to raise pigs"

我和我妈妈说了我很喜欢你想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯她说:“家里不准养猪”

8. After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking quit immediately eat two fruits three ring relaxed belt the four immediately quit drinking Wujiebaibu walk bathe immediately quit six seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?

9. If you look ugly call 0 if you build well call 120 if you temper bad call if you feel beautiful call my cell phone and elaborated……

如果你长得难看，请打0;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……

10. Because you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah?

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

11. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以——拍你用它最合适!

12. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

13. Shaceng said: I have 1 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 2 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment you change a phone call I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day!

沙僧说：我有1变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有2变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

14. an urgent reminder: look at your left and then look at your right. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are: holding a mobile phone look around.紧急提醒:看看你的左边再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

15. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: dont walk a dog!

想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来;想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然;想和你去飘流却到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街却得到警cha拒绝他说:不许遛狗!

16. the first sight to see you I said to myself: you are my life to strive for the goal I want to pursue you I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you.........

第一眼见到你我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标我要追求你我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………人民币!

17. do you have a TV? Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building collapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated!

你那里有电视吗?快看CCTV1美国白宫被炸了整栋楼全塌了警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿1人死亡32人受伤人失落。。。1人受骗!

18. do not move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal station in the middle hey! Said is you but also installed to see the phone!

不许动!抢劫!全部举起手来!男的站左边女的站右边反常的站中间哎!说的就是你还装着看手机!

19. your quality such as plum general staunch; my character like a glacier and refined; you have admirable connotation; you have let people dump of cool; and we respectfully call you "Meichuan underpants was"!

你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;你有令人折服的内涵;你有让人倾倒的酷;于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!祝福语大全

20. yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard.

昨天我梦见你了真的天空是那么明静阳光是那么明媚大海是那么一望无垠你站在蔚蓝的海边我拿小棍一捅你嘿这小王八壳还挺硬!

21. the day I saw you in the supermarket! You secretly reached barcode scanner and the screen display: yuan pigs trotters. Do you think the machine is broken and leaned over to look at the screen display PigHead meat yuan!

那天我看见你了在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上只见屏幕显示:猪蹄元。你认为机器坏了把脸凑过去看屏幕显示猪头肉元!

22. It is just a gust of wind worth mentioning but why is so eternal just a dream why is so real you do not bow to the phrase but I can not calm I finally couldnt help to say to you: next time you fart say!

仅仅是一阵风也罢了偏偏是这样永恒仅仅是一场梦也罢了偏偏是如斯真实你低头不语我却难以平静我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时说一声!

23. In my eyes you will always be looked carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know Oh! Sometimes think as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

Hi！大家好，今天是愚人节，祝大家愚人节快乐！

早上我精神抖擞地来到学校。没想到，一进教室，就被周精明这个“调皮蛋”给骗了：他拿着语文练习册问我：“组长大人，昨晚语文作业是不是练习册和一篇作文哪！”“啊？还有一篇作文哪！”我惊叫到。我不相信他的话，又问了宋君磊、唐为民和陈肖，他们都很认真地说要完成一篇作文。半疑半信的我真得摸不着头脑了：我的“铁杆哥们儿”唐为民肯定不会骗我的，可昨晚俞老师布置作业时，我又没有听到有一篇作文哪！

唉！这可怎么办呢？我可是从来都没拖拉过作业呀！亡羊补牢，未为晚矣。我像泄了气的气球，没了平时的威风，恳求同学们：“我现在就把作文补起来，你们千万别告诉老师。”语气之恳切，连我自己都惊讶。

这时，唐为民笑了起来，跟着其他同学也笑了。“气败急坏”的我吼道：“我作业来不及补了，你们还笑，还什么同学间互相帮助。我看你们都是一帮落井下石的家伙，非但不帮我，还嘲笑我，算什么同学，够什么朋友！”这时，我的“铁杆哥们儿”走过来笑嘻嘻地说：“鲁大组长，愚人节快乐！”我一摸头脑，噢！今天是愚人节，你们合起来“整”我。我对唐为民说：“没想到呀没想到，兄弟之间也有‘出卖’的时候，看来我以后还真要防着你咧……”

放学后，我一回到家就假装哭丧着脸，对已回到家的姑父和姑母（我生活在我姑母家）说：“今天的考试我考砸了，只考了50分，我的作文写偏题了。”姑母听了，猛拍了一下桌子，大声吼道：“跪下！我们辛辛苦苦地培养你，你就这么粗心，对得起谁呀！你到底怎么看作文要求的？”姑父则像热锅上的蚂蚁——团团转，在屋里来回踱着碎步。我一见这情形，害怕事情越搞越大，忙说：“刚才我只是开个玩笑，你们别太在意。”姑母厉声说：“你呀，正才不足，某方面有余。别人的好习惯、好思想不去学，竟学会说谎了。”我连忙反驳：“姑父姑母，你们忙生意真是‘废寝忘食’，连今天是‘愚人节’都忘了！”姑父和姑母这才心领神会地笑了。

这时，姐姐陈冰洁（我姑父的千金）在房间里哈哈大笑了起来，刚才这些话都是她安排我说的……

每年4月1日，是西方也是美国的民间传统节日——愚人节。

Every April 1st, the west is also America folk traditional festival -- April Fools day.

愚人节起源于法国。1564年，法国首先采用新改革的纪年法——格里历(即目前通用的阳历)，以1月1日为一年之始。但一些因循守旧的人反对这种改革，依然按照旧历固执地在4月1日这一天送礼品，庆祝新年。主张改革的人对这些守旧者的做法大加嘲弄。聪明滑稽的人在4月1日就给他们送假礼品，邀请他们参加假招待会.并把上当受骗的保守分子称为“四月傻瓜”或“上钩的鱼”。从此人们在4月1日便互相愚弄，成为法国流行的风俗。18世纪初，愚人节习俗 传到英国，接着又被英国的早期移民带到了美国。

April Fools Day originated in france. In 1564, French first adopted the Gregorian calendar reform -- the new calendar (the Gregorian calendar that is now common), with January 1st as the beginning of the year. But some follow the beaten track who opposed this reform, still according to stubbornly cling to the old calendar in April 1st this day to send gifts to celebrate the new year. Advocates of the reform of the old person practices of much mockery. Smart funny in April 1st will give them false gift, invited them to false reception. And deceived conservatives as "April fool" or "bait fish". Then people will fool each other in April 1st, France has become a popular custom. At the beginning of eighteenth Century, April Fools day practices reached England, followed by the British in the early immigrants to the America.

愚人节时，人们常常组织家庭聚会，用水仙花和雏菊把房间装饰一新。典型的传统做法是布置假环境，可以把房间布置得象过圣诞节一样.也可以布置得象过新年一样，待客人来时，则祝贺他们“圣诞快乐”或“新年快乐”，令人感到别致有趣。

April Fools day, people are often a family gathering, the room decoration with daffodils and daisies. Typical arrangement of the traditional approach is to leave the environment, can make the room like Christmas. Can also be decorated like a Chinese new year, when the guests, then congratulations to them "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Year", it is interesting and unique.

你那里有电视吗?快看CCTV1,美国白宫被炸了,整栋楼全塌了,警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿,19人死亡,32人受伤,11人失落。。。1人受骗!下面是小编为你带来的2017年愚人节有趣的微信祝福语，欢迎阅读。

收到此短息者，幸福属于你;转发此短信者，快乐跟随你;保存此短信者，好运追着你;删除此短信者，我也不怪你，还特真诚的祝福你：愚人节快乐!

愚人节行走江湖，得怀揣三十六计，练就金刚不坏之体。遭遇整蛊，要奋起反击。遇到老实的，要主动出击。遇到落单的，要毫无犹豫。遇到狡猾的，趁早溜之大吉。愚人节快乐!

愚人节日短信传，到处搞笑声不断。妙笔生花有高招，不知不觉骗上当。愚人心切忙前赶，忽醒细悟已上当。祝友愚节喜欢颜，生活多姿色斑斓。愚人节快乐!

常记溪边日暮，你打开瓶盖喝着醋，酸出眼泪也不吐，手拿大哥大，头裹擦脚布，哼着愚人歌，跳着疯子舞，自“愚”自乐，哇!谁家的小猪这么酷，哈哈，愚人节到了，猪你愚人节快乐哦!

轻轻的你走了，正如你噌噌的来，你卷一卷衣袖，只带走一棵白菜，我同情的眼泪直流，伸手递你骨头，你回眸：不是所有的狗狗都爱骨头，笨狗最爱大白菜。哈哈，祝你愚人节快乐哦!

在我眼里,你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊,有时想想,做一只猪也挺好的。

我和我妈妈说了,我很喜欢你,想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往,我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯,她说:“家里不准养猪”

紧急提醒:看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来;想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然;想和你去飘流却到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街却得到警察拒绝,他说:不许遛狗!

第一眼见到你,我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标,我要追求你,我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………人民币!

你那里有电视吗?快看CCTV1,美国白宫被炸了,整栋楼全塌了,警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿,19人死亡,32人受伤,11人失落。。。1人受骗!

不许动!抢劫!全部举起手来!男的站左边,女的站右边,反常的站中间,哎!说的就是你,还装着看手机!

这是我手机能发的最后一条短信了，最后这条最珍贵的我留给了你，因为有句话我一直想对你说，却没有说出口--帮我充值吧!

工作虽累有薪水，下班潇洒喝小酒，老婆孩子热炕头，周末四处旅旅游，发个短信问个好，只扣话费一个角。小猪，你说活着是不是特别好?

你知道吗，今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了，天鹅说：谁长成你这样子还不如去死!癞蛤蟆不服气：那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢!猪头郁闷地说：我只是在看短信，咋又中枪了?——愚人节快乐!

今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。

我请你吃饭!你脑袋里是不是充满了感动的惊叹号，或者迷惘的问号?放心好了，虽然今天是愚人节，但我绝不会欺骗你，毕竟请不请由我，信不信由你。

愚公移山，那是古人的;大智若愚，那是高人的;“愚”跃龙门，那是聪明人的;“愚”水之欢，那是别人的;愚人快乐，那是送给你的。今天是你的节日愚人节，你可一定要“愚”快哦!

联合国节日委员会发表报告，愚人节属于有以下症状人群的节日：一、反应迟钝;二、呆滞;三、经常傻笑;你的表现完全符合以上条件;预祝愚人节快乐!

相关阅读：愚人节整人方法

叫你的朋友先扎个马步，姿势要正确，嘴里叼张白纸，注意这是发功前的姿势，接着你要把他从这个房间变到另一房间，一切准备就绪，你可以很无奈的说上这么一句话：“大变活人嘛!我是不会了，不过活人大便就是这样。”

先在钢笔上图上"风油精"，不要太多。然后去给一个人：请帮我写个xx字，我忘了怎么写了。他用此钢笔写完后，右手几根手指自然就有风油精了。然后假装关心的说：啊!你的右眼里有很大一块眼屎啊。他自然用右手去揉右眼，然后... ...要狠一点就在他揉右眼时说他左眼也有眼屎...

Today my mom is busy, she asked me to go shopping for her. She gave me a shopping list and money. I went to the supermarket, bought a roll of toilet paper, a cake, a large bottle of milk, and two pairs of socks. I put them my schoolbag, because the plastic bag is bad for environment. I was very happy to go shopping, I am glad that I can help mom.

今天妈妈很忙，她让我去帮她买东西。她给了我一个购物清单和钱。我去到超时，买了一卷卫生纸，一个蛋糕，一大瓶牛奶，还有两双袜子。我用书包装它们，因为塑料袋对环境不好。我去买东西感到非常快乐，我很高兴能帮到妈妈。

今天的第二节课是英语课，我们班不时传出一阵阵笑声，为什么呢？我先买个关子。往下看你就知道了。

“滴滴……”离下课只有五分钟了。老师突发奇想，笑着对大家说：“大家来玩一个游戏，名字叫‘伦敦桥到了’，游戏规则就是两位同学把手撑起来，做成一座坚固的‘桥’，然后唱着《伦敦桥倒了》的英文歌曲，等歌曲唱完后，‘桥’就会倒塌，被压住的同学就要表演节目！”同学们听完游戏规则，都跃跃欲试，摩拳擦掌的。

这时，老师笑着说：“好了，现在我们选两位同学当桥。”“我”“我”……同学们争先恐后地把手举得高高的，我也不例外。最终，我和尚府荣幸地被选为‘桥’。我们两把手举得高高的，全班同学都排好队，“london,bridge.……”歌曲响起来了，同学们一个接一个地迅速从“桥”穿过去。突然，歌声戛然而止，我们的“桥”倒了，华南被“压”住了。“表演节目，表演节目！”同学们异口同声地喊着。华南没有办法，只好慢悠悠地走上讲台，不甘情愿地站在台上。这时，潇文自自告奋勇地要替华南将个笑话，华南听了，像抓到救命稻草似的，脸上顿时堆满笑容。

潇文走上讲台，讲了一个笑话。大家听了，都笑得前俯后仰，我差点笑倒在地上。“叮——”下课铃响了，一堂有趣的英语课就这样过去了。

[一堂有趣的英语课日记

这一天让我等了好久，终于被我盼来了。

马上就要开始了，我又兴奋又紧张，上课了，我们所有人向在我们班中所有的老师都尊敬的问候了一声：“老师好！”

第一个环节是我最喜欢的，也是我最讨厌的，喜欢的是这首歌很俏皮很有趣，讨厌的是还需要去唱和做动作，歌曲马上就开始了，我们跟着歌曲一起唱起来，“Have you’ s the muffin man ”只要一唱这个，这就跟精神病里的人一样，发了疯，很快，这首歌就过去了，噢，又到了我最喜欢的一个环节：撕蛇精能量条。

我们一开就是读绕口令，只要在上面读的好的就可以撕条，我们派出的是我们的高手，我们可不是轻易放他出来的，夏萱一上去，就读的很流利，老师问大家：“one还是tow”我们组喊着要“tow”周围的老师被我们吵得都捂住了耳朵，生怕我们把他们喊聋了，老师最后招架不住，只好是“tow”我们别提有多高兴了。

有一个听力考试，我们是小组合作，我是负责写的，其他人是负责给我拼单词的，没想到出师不利，第一个就写错了，他们气的脚都快跺烂了，后来我改了一下，在写下一个单词的时候，我听夏萱背，我写，可没想到又给出错了，范玉瑶好像屁股上长了钉子，坐不住，她闭着眼睛，咬着嘴唇，说：“不对，”后来我也气的不行了，我就吼了一声“等一会再改，行不行！”周围的老师都笑了，我也笑了，很快这节课就下课了。

这节课真是让我收获了很多：学会唱英文歌、绕口令、还有每个单词的发音和听力，真是太有趣了！

愚人节也称万愚节，美国传统节日，节期在每年四月一日。

April Fools day, also known as the All Fools day, USA traditional festival, the festival on April 1st.

愚人节已出现了几百年，对于它的起源众说纷纭。一种说法认为这一习俗源自印度的" 诠俚节"。该节规定，每年三月三十一日的节日这天，不分男女老幼，可以互开玩笑、互相愚弄欺骗以换得娱乐。

April Fools day has been there for hundreds of years, Public opinions are divergent. its origin. An argument that this practice originated in India, "Li Quan festival". The provisions of the section, the annual festival on March 31st that day, regardless of men and women,old and young, can each make fun of each other, the fool fool for entertainment.

较普遍的说法是起源于法国。1564年，法国国 王查理九世决定采用新的纪年方法---格里高历法，以一月一日为一年的开端，改变了过去以四月一日作为新年开端的历法。新历法推行过程中，各地有不少顽固 保守分子仍沿袭旧历，拒绝更新。他们依旧在四月一日这天互赠礼物，组织庆祝新年的活动。

Is a common originated from france. In 1564, the French Wang Chali nine decided to adopt a new method - Geligaolifa annals, in January 1st for the beginning of the year, has changed in the past as the New Year beginning April 1st calendar. The implementation of the new calendar, many around stubborn conservative activists followed the lunar calendar is still refusing to update. They are still in the April 1st Day gifts, organization of activities to celebrate the new year.

对这种倒行逆施之举，拥护新法的人们大加嘲弄。他们在四月一日这天 给顽固派赠送假礼物，邀请他们参加假庆祝会，并把这些受愚弄的人称为"四月傻瓜"和"上钩之鱼"。以后，他们在这天互相愚弄，日久天长便成为一种风俗。该 节在十八世纪流传到英国，后来又被英国移 民带到美国。

On the retroaction move, support new people derided. In April 1st they day to the diehards give false gifts, invited them to false celebration, and to these people fooled as "April fool" or "bait fish". Later, they fool each other on this day for many, many years to come, will become a kind of custom. The festival in eighteenth Century spread to Britain, and later by the British immigrants to America.

起初，任何美国人都可以炮制骇人听闻的消息，而且不负丝毫的道德和法律责任，政府和司法部门也不会追究。相反，谁编造的谎言最离奇、最能骗取 人们相信，谁还会荣膺桂冠。这种做法给社会带来不少混乱，因而引起人们的不满。现在，人们?节日期间的愚弄欺骗已不再像过去那样离谱，而是以轻松欢乐为目的。

At first, the Americans can be cooked any news of the frightful to the ear, but not negative the slightest moral and legal responsibility, the government and the judiciary will not be prosecuted. On the contrary, who fabricated lies the most bizarre, most people believe that fraud, who will receive the laurel crown. This approach to bring a lot of social chaos, thus caused dissatisfaction. Now, people? During the festival the fool fool has no longer as outrageous, but for the purpose of easy pleasure.

在西方国家里，每年4月1日的“愚人节”意味着一个人可以玩弄各种小把戏而不必承担后果。叫一声“愚人节玩笑”你的恶作剧就会被原谅。

In western countries, the annual April 1st "fools Day" means a person can play a variety of tricks and dont have to bear the consequences. Called a "fools Day joke" your trick will be forgive.

这是一个区别软心肠和硬心肠的日子，软心肠者却使被骗的人看上去的却愚蠢万分。有位妇女攒集了几年来她从别的妇女那儿得到的名片，再向对自己用心毫无察觉的朋友那儿索取一些，然后带着大把这样的名片去赴愚人节聚会。她肆无忌惮地同人调情，暗示与她共度一夜将会得到“不一般”的乐趣，然后塞给每一位要求再次相会的男人一张别的女人的名片。

This is a distinction between soft hearted and hard hearted day, soft hearted person who made that they have been cheated, but look very foolish. A woman set a few years to save her from the other women get a business card, and no notice of their intention to obtain a number of friends there, and then with a lot of this kind of business card to go fools day party. She brazenly people flirt, suggesting that spend the night with her would be "not fair" of pleasure, and gave each one requires the men meet again a another woman card.

无疑，每逢这个节日，魔术品商店也会提供不少翻新的花样。例如坐上去就会发生刺耳噪音的坐垫;划着后会变成烟花的火柴;以及为那些要在舞会上装出另一副面孔的人准备的肉瘤、假鼻子、眼镜、胡子和油灰。

Undoubtedly, during this holiday, magic goods stores will be refurbished to provide a lot of tricks. For example, sit up will happen harsh noise cushion; row will be fireworks after the match; and for those who want to fit a ball at the other faces of the people ready sarcoma, fake nose, glasses, beard and putty.

【延伸阅读】愚人节的起源

In Britain, fooling at this time of year has gone on for centuries, however the originof the customstill remains obscure. There are several theories to account for it.

在英国，愚人节的传统已经有好几个世纪的历史了，即便如此，这项的传统的起源还是一个迷。下面介绍两个较为人熟知的愚人节的起源。

One theory is that in Europe, until the sixteenth century, March 25th, the first day of the Vernal EquinoxFestival, was New Years Day. On April 1st, the last day of the festival, people used to give presents to one another. In 1564, Charles IX, the French king, adopting the Gregorian calendarand fixed January 1st as New Years Day. Those who were against the revisioncontinued to express their complaints by giving presents or paying New Years visits on April 1st. In the following years, these traditionalists who insisted on celebrating the New Year at its old time were mockedas fools and people would play pranks and tricks on them and called them ` Poisson davril , meaning April Fish. This must have been so much fun that it spread all over the world and people played tricks on everyone, not just the people who didnt accept the new calendar.

第一种说法是，在16世纪前的欧洲，3月25日是春分节的第一天，也是新年。而4月1日是春分节的最后一天，在这天，人们常常会去给别人送礼。在1564年，法国皇帝查尔斯九世正式采用公历，规定每年的1月1日为新年。而那些不接受这一规定的人则仍旧在4月1日送礼或进行新年旅行来表示他们的不满。几年后，那些依然遵循旧历庆祝新年的顽固派被当成了愚人，其他人会嘲笑和捉弄这些愚人，并戏称他们为“Poisson davril”，就是“愚人”的意思。这种捉弄愚人的风俗肯定给人们带去了很多的欢乐，所以，愚人节传遍世界，人们不仅仅捉弄那些不接受新历的人，还对周围所有的人都开起了玩笑。

Other people say its just a continuationof a festival in honour ofthe Celtic god of Mirthbut most popular belief is that its a reaction to the change in season and the start of spring. Whatever its origin, making fools of people on this day remains one of the most flourishingof all British customs.

另一种说法认为，愚人节只是为了向凯尔特的欢乐之神致敬而流传下来的一个节日。不过，大多数人相信，愚人节标志着季节的变化和春天的来临。不管起源如何，愚人节当天的愚人活动已经成了一项盛行于英国的风俗了。

In Scotland, for example, April Fools Day is actually celebrated for two days. The second day is devoted to pranks involving the posteriorregion of the body. It is called Taily Day. The origin of the "kick me" sign can be traced to this observance.

在苏格兰，人们会用两天时间庆祝愚人节。第二天是专门让人们去捉弄别人的，你可以在这一天去踢别人的屁股。这天被称为“续愚人节”，而在别人后背上贴上“踢我”的标签就起源于此。

今天可不是一个普通的周六，今天也是“愚人节”。

晚上，我对爸爸、妈妈说：“你们知道吗？今天是‘愚人节’”。”妈妈问：“什么叫愚人节呀？”爸爸接着说：“我也想知道。”我笑着说：“愚人就是笨蛋、傻瓜的意思，也就是给笨蛋、傻瓜过的节日。要不，我们今天就过一个‘笨蛋节’吧！”大家都赞同我的想法。只要睡觉之前谁被骗的次数最多，谁就是“笨蛋大王”。说完，我就进小屋看书了。爸爸在大屋里看电视。“赵旭，演你最爱看的福星高照猪八戒了。”我飞快地跑到大屋，可我一看，正在演广告呢。“哈！哈！哈！今天是愚人节呀！”就这样，我被耍了。妈妈在厨房里说：“呀！厨房里有老鼠。”我一想：厨房有我的奶呀！我和爸爸就一起冲进厨房。进去一看，妈妈正在哈哈大笑，这时我和爸爸才反应是被骗了。可我怎么也想不出骗人的办法。

快要到8点了，我们一统计，爸爸骗成功了一次，被骗了一次，就等于没骗，也没被骗。而妈妈骗成功了一次，没被人骗加1分。可我没想出办法，反遭两次骗，所以，我就是今天的“笨蛋大王”了。

The Festival of Lanterns takes place at the end of the Chinese New Year Celebration, on the fifteenth day of the first moon. Lanterns have been part of Chinese life for centuries so its not surprising to see a festival of lanterns.

People usually hang lanterns in the gardens, outside the houses, and on the boats. These lanterns are signposts to guide guests and spirits of ancestors to the Lunar celebration. After a sumptuous fifteen-day feast, these lanterns light the way for the spirits back to the world beyond.

Silk, paper and plastic lanterns vary in shape and size and are usually multi-colored. Some are in the shapes of butterflies, birds, flowers, and boats. Other are shaped like dragon, fruit and animal symbols of that year. The most popular type of lantern is the horse-racing one, in which figures or animals rotate around the vertical axis of the lantern.

The special food for the Lantern Festival is Yuen Sin or Tong Yuen. These are round dumplings made with sticky rice flour. They can be filled and served as a sweet snack or made plain and cooked in a soup with vegetables, meat and dried shrimp. The round shape of the dumpling is a symbol of wholeness, completeness and unity.

The Lantern Festival is an occasion for families to get together and for everyone--young, old, rich and poor to have fun.

今天，我跟杜逸轩去了英语班。去的路上太热了，我跟杜逸轩差点没能活着过去。

到了英语班，我们先检查背诵，然后把抄的单词和做的练习题给老师。然后听写，然后开始上课。

但是这一节英语课并没有这样，我们被韩老师训了一顿说我们上课说话，还没做练习题，最后，直接把上课时间提前十分钟，原来一点半上，现在要一点二十上。

被训完之后，我们苦事上课了。上课时因为被训了，所以都不是很活跃，有气无力地读单词。就这样，我们一直上到了外教来。

外教老师这节课教我们如何用英语来说我们在家里的称呼，我们这才有点活跃起来。

但是，外教上课的时间太短了。不过我们还好有一个温柔的小老师，她让我们非常开心，老师时不时还会开一两个玩笑使课堂变得不是那么枯燥乏味。

然后我们要听写，听写时非常紧张，手心都冒汗了。

就这样，一节英语课就过去了。