愚人节非常有趣英语【汇总20篇】

today is a wonderful day,because i went to play with my friends. We wondered in the street, where is a lot of people that are very big and wide. At throe same time, we bought a lot of funny toys, which as a present to our dear english teacher. Today is sunny,but in the afternoon ,it turned to be cloud,then it was very cool now. Altough we wear coat, we still feel a kind of cold, which iis a kind of enjoyment. After five hours walking around the mall, we felt very tired, so we walked to the park, where is very beautiful and romantic.There is a lot of old men and pet in the park, these old is happily talk with each other, one of them sang even dance like a child, what a harmonious scene!I like it very much. Whats more, the animals is run quickly, palying games with people , how cute they are. Them I realise what is more important for human beings。

1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答案：

1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

2. When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

7.Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中!

今天是愚人节，我去学校上课，我非常认真，终于下课了，我准备开始一天的整人计划。

我对我的前桌郑志远说：“今天老师奖励全班同学每人一个橡皮擦，你去自己的位置抽屉里看一看!”“真的啊?太好了!”郑志远欣喜若狂的跑到自己的位置，向下一看，想看看抽屉里的橡皮擦，结果什么都没有，只有一张纸条，上面写着：没有橡皮擦，你被骗了，哈哈!傻瓜，愚人节快乐!郑志远的脸色一阵红一阵白的，和调色板一样，搞得我捧腹大笑。于是，他把脸拉黑了，我的同桌刘耀鑫看见了，哈哈大笑：“哪有什么橡皮擦啊，分明只有一张骗人的纸条嘛!”郑志远被我们的笑感染了，也笑的前俯后仰。

一天就在这欢声笑语中结束了，我喜欢愚人节!

我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。愚人节快乐!下面是小编为你带来的2017年愚人节有趣的祝福语，欢迎阅读。

1、 我花一毛钱发这条短信给你，是为了告诉你--我并不是一个一毛不拔的人。比如这一毛钱的短信就是我送你的生日礼物，晚上别忘了请我吃饭。愚人节快乐!

2、 上帝说满足我一个愿望，我说要世界和平，他说太难了换一个吧，我拿出你的照片说要这个人变得漂亮点，他沉思了一下说道：拿地球仪我再看看

3、 小驴对驴妈妈说：妈妈，愚人节一到，就有驴给我发恶意短信了，我回还是不回?驴妈妈说：别上当，是猪才回，是驴，咱就不会!

4、 你十二生肖：祝你聪明如鼠，强壮如牛，胆大如虎，可爱如兔，自信如龙，魅力如蛇，浪漫如马，温顺如羊，顽皮如猴，美丽如鸡，忠诚如狗，长的像猪。愚人节快乐!

5、 觉得认识你这么久了，你这人特别的，极度的，非常的，罕见的，与众不同的笨，而且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别生气啊!愚人节快乐!

6、 人抛弃?受人欺凌?无家可归?不要伤心，不要气馁，即使全世界都嫌弃你，至少还有我们，国营养猪场——您温馨的家。

7、 你有天使般容颜，魔鬼般身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么完美无暇。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好不好?愚人节快乐。

8、 注意了，先看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。

9、 愚人节节目丰富多彩，智力风暴向你袭来，智商测验让你发呆，情商测验让你变坏，小学奥数做不出来，脑筋急转弯原地徘徊，蠢去蠢又来，祝你天天愉快!

10、 挡也挡不住的春意，像挡也挡不住的想你的心情，它总在杨柳枝头泄露我的秘密!嗨，愚人节快乐!

11、 天上的白云缓缓飘过，山谷的小溪潺潺流过，心爱的姑娘匆匆走过，阁下的裤子片片掉落……你的屁股着火了!

12、 愚人节到，祝你“愚”健康同行，“愚”快乐同伴，“愚”美梦同寝，“愚”成功同事，“愚”平安同路，“愚”幸福同住，“愚”好运同栖，“愚”天同寿，“愚”猩猩同样!哈哈，祝愚人节快乐!

13、 小明上课时总是睡觉，老师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉!?小明回答：不行，因为我是特困生。

14、 夜深了，我知道你忙一天累了，可能睡着了，不知为什么想和你说话，我很想告诉你……很想告诉你……愚人节快乐!

15、 不管山多高，路多远，海多深，天多广，云多变，风多大，雨多狂，夜多长，情多真，人多乐，意多痴，……我只想告诉你，这些都不关你的事!愚人节快乐

16、 这是一则神奇的短信：逐字阅读即可智商加倍;大声朗诵便会聪明十倍;收藏转发就能脱离愚昧;用心回复你会出类拔萃!别对我说你不相信，愚人节不骗你骗谁!

17、 我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。愚人节快乐!

18、 据一份调查显示：百分之八十的同性恋者，都用大拇指翻看短信……

相关阅读：愚人节整人方法

1、抬玻璃

两个人假装抬着一块玻璃，向迎面走来的人走去，你就可以注意到很多人会从赶快绕过去，不敢从你们中间穿过!

注意事项：两人配合得要好，表现出抬玻璃时小心翼翼的样子。

难以预料的后果：胆子大的，相信自己眼睛的人可能会从你们中间穿过去，糗大了!

2、电话骚扰之留言篇

叮——铃铃，电话响了，拿起电话说：

“我出去了!要留言请按1不留言请按2有重要事情请按3只是想和我随便聊聊请按4要请我吃饭请按5要请我去卡拉OK请按6要叫我去春游请按7要和我一起去上网请按8支持北京申奥请按9觉得石家庄爆炸事件是那个聋子干的请按0如果你是长途就赶快挂机……”

对方：……

3、捡钱包

原料：无色细绳子一根，钱包一个。

使用方法：用细绳子将钱包系好，持另一端藏于墙后。

效果：路人见之，必定心动而屈腰拾之，此时用力抽动细绳，使路人拾空。

注意：抽绳后尽快隐藏于路边难觅之处。

每个周六的上午，都是我最开心的时候，因为又可以上有趣的英语课啦！

今天的英语课上到一半的时候，Cathy老师笑眯眯地对大家说：“谁可以上来表演一下第2单元的课文角色？”我们一听，都纷纷把手举得高高的。虽然我很荣幸地被Cathy老师选上了，但是我又很担心自己背不出来，于是，我心里暗暗想着：“我是最棒的，我一定会扮演好的。”

我上了台，深深地吸了一口气，立马镇定下来了。我扮演monkey（猴子），我说：“Lookatmyblueleg。”同学扮演dog（狗），说：“Lookatmygreenmouth。”就这样，我们一个接一个地往下表演，往下说……

表演结束了，Cathy老师和同学们一起为我们鼓掌。果然，我做到了，我们用英语对话，把角色扮演得很好。我开心地看着Cathy老师，这时候，她的脸上更是笑成了一朵花。

Cathy老师的方法真不错，不仅让我们进一步理解了课文，又吸引了我们学英语的兴趣，同时还鼓励了我们大胆地用英语表达。

这就是我最喜欢的有趣的英语课，你们想不想也来参加呀？

I think nearly everyone likes traveling. Sometimes we will travel with our

friends or families, but sometimes we will travel alone. I believe different

ways for traveling will have different feelings. And I prefer travelling alone.

Travelling alone is more excited. Just imagine, you go to a beautiful place, but

you have never gone there before, so you have to deal all the things by

yourself. It is very adventure, right? In addition, travelling alone can avoid

many conflicts that will have when travelling in group. Last, watching the same

scenery by yourself or with many people will have different feelings. Therefore,

sometimes you can think about traveling alone. It is good.

Hi！大家好，今天是愚人节，祝大家愚人节快乐！

早上我精神抖擞地来到学校。没想到，一进教室，就被周精明这个“调皮蛋”给骗了：他拿着语文练习册问我：“组长大人，昨晚语文作业是不是练习册和一篇作文哪！”“啊？还有一篇作文哪！”我惊叫到。我不相信他的话，又问了宋君磊、唐为民和陈肖，他们都很认真地说要完成一篇作文。半疑半信的我真得摸不着头脑了：我的“铁杆哥们儿”唐为民肯定不会骗我的，可昨晚俞老师布置作业时，我又没有听到有一篇作文哪！

唉！这可怎么办呢？我可是从来都没拖拉过作业呀！亡羊补牢，未为晚矣。我像泄了气的气球，没了平时的威风，恳求同学们：“我现在就把作文补起来，你们千万别告诉老师。”语气之恳切，连我自己都惊讶。

这时，唐为民笑了起来，跟着其他同学也笑了。“气败急坏”的我吼道：“我作业来不及补了，你们还笑，还什么同学间互相帮助。我看你们都是一帮落井下石的家伙，非但不帮我，还嘲笑我，算什么同学，够什么朋友！”这时，我的“铁杆哥们儿”走过来笑嘻嘻地说：“鲁大组长，愚人节快乐！”我一摸头脑，噢！今天是愚人节，你们合起来“整”我。我对唐为民说：“没想到呀没想到，兄弟之间也有‘出卖’的时候，看来我以后还真要防着你咧……”

放学后，我一回到家就假装哭丧着脸，对已回到家的姑父和姑母（我生活在我姑母家）说：“今天的考试我考砸了，只考了50分，我的作文写偏题了。”姑母听了，猛拍了一下桌子，大声吼道：“跪下！我们辛辛苦苦地培养你，你就这么粗心，对得起谁呀！你到底怎么看作文要求的？”姑父则像热锅上的蚂蚁——团团转，在屋里来回踱着碎步。我一见这情形，害怕事情越搞越大，忙说：“刚才我只是开个玩笑，你们别太在意。”姑母厉声说：“你呀，正才不足，某方面有余。别人的好习惯、好思想不去学，竟学会说谎了。”我连忙反驳：“姑父姑母，你们忙生意真是‘废寝忘食’，连今天是‘愚人节’都忘了！”姑父和姑母这才心领神会地笑了。

这时，姐姐陈冰洁（我姑父的千金）在房间里哈哈大笑了起来，刚才这些话都是她安排我说的……

My idol is Yao Ming, he is very tallI am 8 years old, One meter and 27 centimeters I dont feel like myself, because there are several students in our class, but my mother doesnt think so. He was looking forward to me for a long time, and there was a lot of jokes.

Camera 1, mom, why dont you grow taller? My mother tried to make good food for me every day, and the stewed bone soup was steamed, and the mother cooked the soup, and played my bowl of soup and said in the barn. The nutrition is rich, drink a little more quickly, say that the mother also has a small bowl to drink.I looked at my mother, and you said to your mother, "mom, you drank too. Why dont you grow taller?"? At the end of the day, the mother laughed and said, silly child, mother is in the adult and the bone soup does not work. Mom, for me to be tall, let me sign up for the basketball team, and today is my first day on the basketball team. Tired of my sweat to go back to the office, I dont want to sweat, I cant wait to ask, mom, mom, Ive finished the ball. Do you think Im tall? The teacher of the office laughed, and her mother laughed and said you were so xingji that he played basketball for one time. You will feel it when you see these.Some people want to eat the shell, yes, I did eat the shell, 1 chance, mother got a piece of information, and declared a lot of calcium-high food.There are rice soybeans, suddenly I see, the jidanqiao kelp can be the highest, each hundred Kerry contains 37796 milligrams, so much more eating egg shells must be very strange.So I decided to go to Changsha, I took out an egg to the bowl, and then wash the shell, and put it in my mouth. It seems that calcium high food is not necessarily delicious, well, it is taken. My idol is Yao Ming because he is very tall.

Once I was on the bus, the car was full of tall output, with a low head and a head on the roof.I thought, if I was too tall for Yang Ming, when I was on the bus, it was like a giraffe, so I said, mom, I just want to grow up to 1 m 8. If it is so high as Yao Ming, its not convenient to take a car, and mom says you can grow up to 1 meter 8, and Im satisfied.

[有趣的童年英语作文

Making a trip to Beidaihe on May 18 was an experience which I will never

forget.

A arrived in Beidaihe at about 2 oclock,and immediately took a No.5 bus to

the sea area.The beautiful blue sea was so large that I couldnt see the other

side of it.After getting off the bus,I went straight to the shore.Taking off my

shoes,I put my feet into the water.The water was cool,and walking in the water

was such a great joy that I didnt want to stop.Then I collected shells.When it

got dark,I sat on the shore,watching the sea.The night scene was simply

marvelous!

Finally I had to go back.It was an unforgettable day in my life.

1.Happy April Fool’s Day 快乐的愚人节

2.April fool 愚人节

3.April Fool`s Day is on the ? 愚人节是四月一号。

4.an April fool 愚人节被愚弄的人

5.When did this custom start? 愚人节的风俗源于何时呢?

6.Mark: Did you suffer a lot on April Fool’s day? 马克：你们愚人节遭殃了吗?

7.Most April Fool jokes are in good fun and not meant to harm anyone. 愚人节的玩笑大都好玩而无害。

8.Do you know about April Fool’s Day?

你知道愚人节是怎么回事吗?

愚人节的具体应用：

老师：Boys and girls, there will be an exam tomorrow。

同学们。我们明天考试。

学生：Ah? Really? That stinks!

啊?不是吧?太郁闷了!

老师：Haha, April Fools! Do you forget what day it is today?

哈哈。今天是愚人节!怎么都忘了?

学生：Wow, you were pulling our leg all along. I was really fooled。

哇。原来是骗我们的。我被作弄了!

老师：Alright, now lets be serious. Actually-youll take an exam today。

好了。不跟大家开玩笑了。其实--我们是今天考试。

学生：What?-

什么?

This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

中：今天早上，我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去，一不小心打了滑。四肢张开，好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了，它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎。笑死人了，简直是太滑稽了

April Fool"s Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fool"s errands, and fool the unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in France.

传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in1582, in France. New Year"s was celebrated on March25and celebrations lasted until April1st. When New Year"s Day as changed from March25to January1st in the mid-1560"s by King Charles IX, there were some people who still celebrated it on April1st and those people were called April Fools.

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

Pranks performed on April Fool"s Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe"s untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate"s alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool"s Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"

愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句“你鞋带开了!”)，有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"

April Fool"s Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It"s simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!

愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。

Each country celebrates April Fool"s differently. In France, the April Fool"s is called "April Fish" (Poisson d"Avril). The French fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends" backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "Poisson d"Avril!".

每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作“April Fish”。

法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背.

Dumpling is a traditional Chinese food. On the lunar New Year s Day, most families make a lot of delicious dumplings. To make them, follow this easy process.

The first step is to mix the flour with water. When the dough is ready, we can begin to make dumpling wrappers. We use a rolling pole to roll the dough into small, thin and round pieces so that they will be easy to cook. When the wrappers are done, it s time to prepare the filling. Usually, we use meat such as beef or mutton, and some vegetables such as cabbage or carrots for filling. You may actually choose whatever you like to put into it. We must chop those things into small pieces. Then put some salt, oil and other condiments into it and stir it evenly. When all these preparations are done, we can start making dumplings. First put a spoonful of filling in the center of the wrapper. Then stick the two opposite sides together and then the rest. Don t just cover the filling with the wrappers. The best shape of dumplings is that of a ship, because when they are boiling in the pan, they look like ships sailing in the sea. The smell can make your mouth water.

饺子是一种传统的中国食品。在农历新年的一天,大多数家庭赚很多美味的饺子。让他们,遵循这一容易的过程。

第一步是用水和面。当面团准备好了,我们可以开始擀皮。用一根擀面杖把面团擀成小,薄,圆形面皮,这样会容易煮。当包装完成,它的时间来准备。通常,我们使用肉类如牛肉或羊肉,和一些蔬菜,如卷心菜和胡萝卜馅。你可以选择任何你喜欢它。我们必须把这些东西成小块。然后放上一些盐,油和其他调料,搅拌均匀。当所有这些准备工作都完成了,我们可以开始包饺子。首先放一勺馅的包装器的中心。然后把两边牢牢粘住,然后把剩余的包好。不只是盖的灌装包装器。饺子最好的形状是一艘船,因为当它们在锅里煮的时候,它们看起来就像是大海里的船只。它们的香味会让你流口水。

今天我们又一次的来到了暑假的英语班开始了，既充实又好玩的英语课。

12点半我们乘车出发啊，空调车真凉快啊，车外的人在烈日炎炎下行走，怎么能受得了啊？下了车我才知道车里车外分别是两个世界，一个32度的中午把大地都晒出了热浪，仿佛把一个鸡蛋放在地上都能烤熟了。

好不容易“活着”走到了补习班，一进门，我才发现原来教室开空调了，在夏天空调，真的是我们的救星啊，老师让我交作业，我在手提包里找来找去结果一个作业本的影子都没找到，还好我们的老师是一个既可爱又迷人还仁慈的老师，她让我们下次一并交给她，结果我们另一个老师在批另一个作业时发火了，因为我们有些同学连基本的题目都做错，连我们可爱又迷人的老师也挨骂了，结果提前十分钟上课。听老师讲课时，我哈气连天也不知道怎么回事，24度的空调竟会这么热。

开始听写了，我刚松懈的身子又开始警戒起来，三分钟后我的身子全身冰凉，手上全无知觉，因为我感觉我考砸了，又开始上外教课了，外教是个黑人男老师，讲课生动有趣，我非常喜欢上他的课。结果这次我还考的异常地好。

一天愉快的下午很快地过去了。

Last night, I had an interesting dream.In the dream I accidentally got a magic pen with which I could write beautiful Chinese characters.Then I took part in a calligraphy competition.With the help of the pen I got the first place. I became famous soon and a lot of people came to beg me for some characters.I felt very proud of myself.But when I picked the pen up and wrote down a character, I found it very ugly.The pen no longer had magic. I was frightened into cold sweat.Seeing this, people understood what was happening.They all laughed at me and said that I was a cheat.I tried to find some place to hide but couldnt find any.

In the 16th century, people celebrated New Year‘s Day from March 25 to April 1. In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1. But some people still celebrated in on April 1, so others called them April Fools.

Each country celebrates April Fools‘ Day differently. In France, people call the April Fools “April Fish”. They tape a paper fish to their friends‘ backs to fool them. When he or she finds this , they shout “April Fish!”

In England, people play jokes only in the morning. You are a “noodle” if someone fools you. In Scotland, April Fools‘ Day is 48 hours long. They call an April Fool “April Gowk”. Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

In the America, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol. They may point down to your shoe and say, “ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see, you are an April Fool then.

The summer holiday begins. I am very happy. Last week, I traveled to

Zhuhai. Its a small but beautiful city. The streets are clean and the buildings

are huge. The traffic of Zhuhai is good. There is almost no traffic jams

here,because the transportation system is good. Macau is on the opposite of

Zhuhai.We can even see the cars running in the streets of Macau. I hope I can

step into Macau to visti this magical city.

自从我知道愚人节以来，我也一直很喜欢这个节日，因为它会给我带来“快乐”，随便的一句话，让别人去尝试，自己则和同学朋友在一旁开怀大笑，却不知，这阵阵刺耳的笑声会扎在那些“愚人”的心底。

今天是愚人节，不错，愚弄人的节日。多少人会在今天“上当”，又会有多少人会在这一天开怀大笑，笑那些被愚弄的“愚人”。

自从我知道愚人节以来，我也一直很喜欢这个节日，因为它会给我带来“快乐”，随便的一句话，让别人去尝试，自己则和同学朋友在一旁开怀大笑，却不知，这阵阵刺耳的笑声会扎在那些“愚人”的心底。

谁曾想过“愚人”们的心底感受呢?

开一个小小的玩笑，谁都不会反对，初三了，一个玩笑可以调解紧张的气氛，又可以使同学们的精神抖擞一下，从而更好的投入艰苦的复习战中。

但是，一个会浪费时间，甚至伤害到其他同学生命健康的玩笑，是不可取的。你的认真而又随意的一句话，会使对方相信，但是，你可曾想过，亲爱的同学们呀，你是把你的欢乐建立在别人对你的信任以及痛苦之上。事发后，别人愤愤不平的冲你怒吼，你只随意的说：“今天是愚人节呀!”然后还不忘添一句“愚人节快乐!”

快乐，是呀，你是快乐了，可是，“愚人”们会因你的一句话而东奔西走，当他把自己的辛苦结晶交到你手中时，你却在潇洒的享受，正在谈天说地，“愚人”们会是什么感受?

愚人节使我们中间又多了几座刀山，又添了几条火海，让我们互相对望时要带上有色的眼镜，让我们不敢再拿12分的信任去对待。愚人节使我们不再以诚相待，愚人节使我们多了几分猜疑，少了几分诚信。

只有愚人才过“愚人节”，而愚人节并不是给“愚人”准备的。

让我们取消愚人节，以诚信相待，脱去虚伪的外衣，摘下猜疑的眼镜。让我们在交往中不再还有杂念，让我们砸烂铁锁，敲碎玻璃，逃出这彩色的木屋，乘着和煦的春风，向蔚蓝的彼岸一齐飞扬。

Pranks performed on April Fool"s Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe"s untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate"s alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool"s Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"

愚人节是娱人节。愚人娱己，小编收集了2017年4.1愚人节有趣祝福语，欢迎阅读。

1、 我真不明白你为何会那样做，你就真觉得自己很对么?有木有想过后果?你确确实实应当思考一下那天的举动，我相信你是肯定不会忘记的。实话跟你说了吧，愚人节想让你补我顿美味大餐

2、 每个人都该学门手艺，比如熏制猪头，比如打狗棒法，比如溜须拍马，比如嘻嘻哈哈，比如……比如我逗乐整你，哈哈哈愚人节快乐!

3、 愚人节三从四德：从离得最近的下手，从关系最亲的下手，从脾气最好的下手;同学可以骗得，同事可以整得，密友可以逗得，恋人可以戏得。

4、 愚人节开心来到，祝福随短信报道。祝你无忧无虑，“愚”快乐同伴;伤病不扰，“愚”健康为伍;万事顺利，“愚”好运纠缠;事业腾飞，“愚”成功接轨;心情舒畅，“愚”梦想接近;美丽动人，“愚”小猪同样!哈哈，祝你愚人节快乐!

5、 愚人节短信免费发送，如果今天你想不出愚人的招，就回复我，我会第一时间回复你哦!至于这条短信是不是愚人的，就看你怎么想啦!哈哈，愚人节快乐!

6、 钞票数到手软，存折房间堆满;美女全围身边，个个嬉皮笑脸;工作不再困难，上司另眼相看。白日梦太遥远，虽说你今天过愚人节，也要现实点啊!

7、 愚人节禁忌：不要看谁都笑，不要说啥都信，不要粗心大意，不要随意应邀，不要使坏动脑，不要去买彩票，祝你愚人节快乐!

8、 你知道吗?很早以前我就认识你。你紧紧跟着我，你用脸蹭我脚，舔我，还咬了我，那时我叫吕洞宾……愚人节快乐!

9、 尊敬的移动员工您好，由于上月您的短信发送量超过系统限制，本月系统将会自动取消您的短信功能，敬请谅解!愚人节快乐呀!

10、 愚人节是娱人节。愚人娱己，愚音袅袅，难免心有愚悸;愚己娱人，自愚自乐，本是年年有愚;愚人愚己，愚情未了，只怕愚目混珠;娱人娱己，如愚得

11、 经预测，近期你的智商指数同比将上升50%，欢笑声贝同比将增加50%，面部扭曲率同比将扩展50%，防范程度同比将大涨50%，受骚扰机率同比将高启50%，总的说来，你被整蛊的机会同比将飙升250%。愚人节将到，愿你用一颗250的心，感受百分百的快乐!

12、 愚人节里欢笑多，蜜糖里面有酸醋，咖啡里面加菠萝;书桌上面有蟑螂，柜子里面藏假蛇;各种玩笑有尺度，一惊一笑不细说;玩笑开的是情谊，放松心情好处多;愚人节祝你开心欢愉，称心“愚”意!

13、 愚人节到了，今天我要整你;小心咖啡里有醋!小心门后有陷阱!小心书桌上有蟑螂!呵呵，那么小心，已经被整了吧!朋友，愚人节快乐!所有的捉弄，都表示我很在意你，很想你!很想你快乐!

14、 近日收到上级通知，愚人节也放假啦：能干的放一分钟，智慧的放十分钟，精明的放半小时，聪明的放一小时，普通的放半天，笨笨的放一天!唉，像我这样的基本上就放不了假，搞不好还要加班!真羡慕你，又可以好好玩一天了!提前祝你节日快乐哦!

15、 愚公移山是坚持，大智若愚并非愚;愚人自有愚人爱，愚人爱过愚人节;愚兄愚弟愚姊妹，开开心心来欢“愚”;愚人节里祝福送，笑语欢声愉不停!

16、 好梦在窗外，打开就拿来。好事在路边，伸手就能摘。好心在这里，等你快点爱。美了吧，愚人节愉快。

17、 家养小花猫，可爱又乖巧，换件新衣裳，漂亮又时髦，传个小靓照，让你把它瞧，像素不够高，想出一高招，找个大镜子，你往里面瞧。嘻嘻，愚人节快乐乖乖。

18、 真的好想你，我在这里呼唤着你。你的笑，你的羞，你的好……去年的今天，你给我们带来欢笑。愚人节的今天，我就不愚弄你了，我就在旁边看。祝你愚人节快乐哟!

19、 多你一个不少，少你一个不多，愚弄短信满天飞，关键看你识货不识货。我心本善良，实无心之过。你若还看完，着实是个笨脑壳。还得安慰你一番，祝你愚人节快乐!

20、 愚人节到了，你准备好了吗?电话要拒接，短信要拒看，约会要拒绝，礼物要拒收，否则你就准备当愚人吧。愚人节快乐!

21、 愚人节行走江湖，得怀揣三十六计，练就金刚不坏之体。遭遇整蛊，要奋起反击。遇到老实的，要主动出击。遇到落单的，要毫无犹豫。遇到狡猾的，趁早溜之大吉。愚人节快乐!

22、 今天过的要潇洒，今天过的要开心，今天过的要幸福，今天就是愚人节!

23、 用幸福做了一根钓杆，拿快乐当‘愚’饵，就等你这条‘愚’上钩，然后用如意棒砸昏你，愚人节，我已伸出了钓杆，就等你上钩了，愚人节快乐哟!

24、 寂寞时有你相伴，无聊时有你心安，有你我才能夜夜安眠，有你我才能快乐天天。旺财，跟了我这么多年，辛苦你了，赏你块肉骨头。愚人节快乐!

25、 愚人节到我心愁，想要愚人没缘由。聪明人儿到处有，各个都不会上钩。为博美女一回眸，只好就地翻跟头。愿你愚人节快乐，永远无忧!

26、 牙膏做的饼干尽情吃，醋水混合的可乐尽情喝，带有炮竹的香烟可劲抽，对你的祝福可劲收，愚人节到了，愿你心情‘愚’来‘愚’好，愚人节快乐!

27、 你有你的防备，我有我的准备;你有你的高招，我有我的绝招;你有你的阳关道，我有我的独木桥;你有你的瓷器活，我有我的金刚钻;你有你的九齿钉耙，我有我的如意金箍棒。愚人节，我就喜欢看着你被整了还傻傻地笑，中招了还觉得我说得好!愚人节快乐!

28、 我想你，想你红火原石的手，想你红如苹果的脸，想你红润如玉的嘴，想你红颜知己般的温柔体贴...想你想的我都想不起你是谁了，呵呵4月1日愚人节快乐!

29、 第一眼发现你，就喜欢上了你，我暗暗发誓：你就是我风雨无阻追求的目标，我一无反顾追求你，我满怀真情拥抱你。我向全世界宣布：我爱你--亲亲“金元宝”!愚人节快乐!

30、 街上美女想法泡，只要她不把你告;卡里有钱往外掏，只要不把它刷爆;悄悄告诉警察，行李装着大麻。我只管快乐，不负责你被关押。愚人节快乐。

31、 钞票数到手软，存折房间堆满;美女全围身边，个个嬉皮笑脸;工作不再困难，上司另眼相看。白日梦太遥远，虽说你今天过愚人节，也要现实点啊!

32、 愚人节到，给你来个智力测试题，请问：愚人节你怎么过?A：请我吃饭;B：不请我吃饭;选择A智商中等以上，选择B智商中等以下。你选哪个?等你答复哦，祝愚人节快乐!

33、 甲问：怎么啦，愁眉苦脸的，有什么事?乙答：这愚人节到了，怎么没人整蛊我，你看人家二傻子，人缘多好，又收到一条整蛊短信，看得多专注啊。哈哈，祝愚人节快乐!

34、 出门笑喜事到，见人笑爱来到，坐车笑不买票，上班笑涨工资，睡觉笑发大财，愚人节请你笑，恭喜你，一个崭新的傻子诞生了。

35、 你还好吧?我担心死你了，希望你不要觉得我是杞人忧天，但我实在是担心你，唉，愚人节整蛊短信满天飞，凭你的智商，我怎么能够放心呢?祝愚人节快乐!

Nowadays, there appears a phenomenon that the western customs are spreading into the east countries step by step, thus making many inhabitants who live in big cities enjoy themselves on these western festivals such as Christmas Day, April Fool’s Day, etc. Such phenomenon shows us that the world people are getting close gradually and the world is becoming smaller and smaller as well. Therefore, in my opinion, it’s a normal phenomenon s well as a necessary trend.

First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living. Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s. Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched. So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves. Of course, festivals are just the beginning.

What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this. So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy. Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed. No doubt it is an essential trend.

Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners. We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners. And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well.

To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent. However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart. Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival.

如今,似乎有一个现象,西部海关正在蔓延到东部的国家一步一步,从而使许多居民住在大城市享受自己在这些西方节日如圣诞节,愚人节等。这种现象告诉我们,世界人逐渐接近,世界正变得越来越小。因此,在我看来,这是一个正常现象以及必要的趋势。

首先,它表明,我们中国已经成为多刀,而不是执着于一些非常古老的风俗,这是相反的我们的生活。回顾历史,我们可以找到答案,为什么我们中国很贫穷和软弱的1800年。是的,答案是,我们封闭不让其他国家了解我们,这让我们非常困难的道路上,我们经历了许多战争,许多欧洲国家推出。所以我认为这是比其他必要接受海关而不是关闭自己。当然,节日只是开始。

更重要的是,和改革开放政策的结果。所以我想说这是一个伟大的成就为政策。因为我们把政策付诸实践,我国正以快速的速度发展。毫无疑问,这是一个重要的趋势。

最后但不是最少,我们不仅会越来越近,我们家的朋友也很多外国人。我们永远不能感到尴尬不知道对方的习俗和礼仪。和更多的误解是可以避免的。

总之,这一趋势在一定程度上有很大的优势。然而,如果我们欣赏西方习俗太多了,这将是一个劣势,因为中国是我们的国家,我们所有人都应该享受一颗爱国的心。希望在不久的将来,我们可以看到的情况,西方人正在享受自己在春节。