愚人节非常有趣英语(汇编20篇)

期盼已久的特殊日子——愚人节终于到来了，这下，我可以耍耍老师和同学，反正又不会被老师骂嘛。

The long-awaited special day -- April Fools day has finally arrived, this, I can play the teacher and classmates, anyway is not scolded by the teacher.

同学们正在教室里议论纷纷，好象有什么事。看大部分的同学都往张美芹那边围过去。到底是什么事呢?出自好奇心，我也情不自禁的跑去凑热闹。原来，张美芹正在说一件恐怖的事，她家院子里有两条大蛇，虽然没有看见，但是，她爸已经逮了许多条小蛇了。哦!听起来蛮吓人的，不知是真是假呀。

Talking about the students are in the classroom, as if there is anything. Most of the classmates to see Zhang Meiqin side Wai past. In the end is what? Out of curiosity, I also can not help but ran qucourenao. Originally, Zhang Meiqin is said to a horrible thing, there are two big snake in her yard, although not seen, however, her dad has caught many snake. Oh! Sounds scary, I do not know is true or false.

就在这时候，我们的语文老师笑眯眯的进来了。“今天难得大家这么高兴，这节课就拿给你们玩吧!”“噢耶……万岁……哦……”顿时，教室里一片欢腾。正当大家想一拥而出的时候，老师突然在黑板上写了三个字，就是这三个字让我们的“玩耍课”泡了汤，到底是哪三个字呢?大概你们也知道了，就是“愚人节”。哎!我们真是空欢喜一场。大家都在抱怨说：“要是愚人节是昨天该多好……”

At this time, our Chinese teacher came in smiling. "Today rare everyone so happy, this lesson will give you play!" "Oh yeah... Long live...... Oh......" Suddenly, the classroom was a scene of jubilation. While we think a crowding out of time, the teacher suddenly wrote on the blackboard three words, is the three words "let us play class" bubble soup, what three words? Maybe you also know, is "April Fools day". Hey! We are a flash in the pan. Everyone complained that: "if the April Fools Day was yesterday how good......"

愚人节，我们可都受骗啦!

April Fools day, we are all cheated!

Today is mothers birthday, but I didnt know what to by for her.A watch was a good present, but it was too expensive for me to buy.Flowers were not so expensive, but they would die soon.A birthday cake was too sweet and mother didnt like it.

今天是妈妈的生日，可是我还不知道给她买些什么。手表是挺好的礼物，可是太贵了，我买不起。花倒是不贵，可是很快就枯萎了。生日蛋糕太甜，妈妈不喜欢吃。

Then father thought a good idea.He said, "Why dont we make a wonderful dinner for her?That will show our love for her!" Oh, that was good.Love is the most expensive present in the world.

后来爸爸相处个好主意。他说，“为什么我们不做一顿美味的晚餐呢！那会显示出我们对她的爱！”啊，太好了。爱是世界上最昂贵的礼物。

I will never forget the smile on mothers face when we were having supper together.

我将永远忘不了我们共聚晚餐时妈妈脸上的笑容。

There are many traditional cultures. I like Spring Festival best.

Legend has it that there was once a monster named nian who often went to the village to harm people, eat cattle and sheep. So, people want to get rid of it. However, no matter what people do, they cant get rid of the year. In the end, a child accidentally lit the bamboo and made a crackling noise, and nian was scared away. People are happy. Later, people set off firecrackers on this day in order to commemorate the happy day. Later, it gradually became the "Spring Festival" festival.

I go back to my hometown every year. Every year, its very busy. On the eve of the New Year, it is also called New Years eve. Every family is affixed with spring couplet, affixed "fu" word. Some people are so clever that they cut their own window flowers to the window, like falling snow. Others hang lanterns on the front door, and the lanterns are very beautiful.

That night, the sound of fireworks, like thunder, one after another, one after another. Li hua red the whole sky, like a beautiful flower. After setting off firecrackers, people picked up the delicious and big dumplings and ate the reunion dinner. The children are also reunited with their parents. People ate hot dumplings and watched the wonderful Spring Festival gala, which lasted until twelve o clock in the evening, and the New Years bell rang.

The next morning, people get up very early, whether adults or children are breathing new clothes and going door to door. Everyone has a smile on their faces and good luck in their mouths.

The happy atmosphere lasted until the 15th day of the first lunar month.

This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

中：今天早上，我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去，一不小心打了滑。四肢张开，好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了，它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎。笑死人了，简直是太滑稽了

今天上午，我们班上了一堂有趣的英语课。

人都到齐后，老师就开始上课了，她先教我们读单词，只见她吐词清晰，她读一句，我们就跟着读一句，然后再问我们问题，答对时老师就会面对笑容地说：“good或very good。”更有趣的是：她还用玩游戏的方式来教我们学习……

今天这一课道具要用蛋糕，老师先把题讲完，就利用剩下的一个半小时去订做蛋糕，还说：“买回来后就让大家一起分享。”听后，大家都兴奋不已，于是，我们就自觉地打扫卫生，有的扫地，有的洒水，还有的拖地……

大约一个小时以后，我们在二楼看见老师回来了，为了逗老师开心，那些顽皮的小家伙有的躲了起来，有的放起了音乐，还有的吹起泡泡来，老师一进门，呈现在她眼前的是一个“泡泡天地”，我们真的把老师逗笑了，老师把蛋糕放在了许多桌子的正中间，然后轻轻地把它打开了。我们欢呼着把蜡烛插在了蛋糕上并且点燃了，然后用英语唱起了生日快乐歌，当我们正准备吹蜡烛时，老师提醒我们要Make a wish!原来是许愿的意思啊!我在心底里许了个愿，希望以后能当上国家足球队队员。许愿后，我们就吹灭了蜡烛，开始吃蛋糕啦，我故意把奶油弄得额头上、鼻子上、脸上和下巴上到处都是，同班同学都用那流利的英语来描述着我的这张“小丑”的脸，然后，开心地笑了，我们完全变成了一群可爱的外国学生。

今天上午的这堂英语课我们既吃了蛋糕，又学到了英语，真是有趣极了!

1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答案：

1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

2. When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

7.Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中!

I think nearly everyone likes traveling. Sometimes we will travel with our

friends or families, but sometimes we will travel alone. I believe different

ways for traveling will have different feelings. And I prefer travelling alone.

Travelling alone is more excited. Just imagine, you go to a beautiful place, but

you have never gone there before, so you have to deal all the things by

yourself. It is very adventure, right? In addition, travelling alone can avoid

many conflicts that will have when travelling in group. Last, watching the same

scenery by yourself or with many people will have different feelings. Therefore,

sometimes you can think about traveling alone. It is good.

做人要留有“愚”地，做事要不遗“愚”力，生活要如“愚”得水，今天我混水摸“愚”，终于找到你这只漏网之“愚”。愚人节快乐!

1. 事业上，你是一位“愚公”，有着移山的精神;生活中你是一位“渔人”，总能捕捞到幸福;爱情上，你是一位“愚夫”，还配上了愚妇，真让人羡慕。愚人节到了，愿你把“愚中之乐”坚持到底。

2. 日医药广场搞活动:购买一百元的感冒药，可获赠幸福一包。购买五百元的养胃药，可获赠快乐一箱。购买千元以上的任何药品，可获赠健康一生! 愚人节祝福短信

3. 知道我怎么认识你的么?上幼儿园的时候老师说：尿床一次罚三元，两次罚五元，三次罚十元，我正想问包月多少钱时，你很坚毅的举手说：老师，我办年卡!

4. 日所有超市为答谢新老客户的厚爱，特搞一天大型活动。活动内容：购物满一百元即送贰仟元现金。转发此消息可凭发票领数码相机一台，大家记得相互通知!

5. 骗你不是我的错，相信不是你唯一的选择，只是你一时不明白我为什么要这么做。信我不是你的错，快乐是我想要的结果，只是我不该以你为乐。愚人节到了，你我都会犯错，但是我们都要快乐着犯错!

6. 上帝送给我一个宝盆，想啥它就变啥。我不小心想了你一次，它变出一个你。我止不住想，它就不住变。最后满屋都是你，我就愁呀!这么多小猪我咋喂呢?

7. 今天是个好日子，我要请你来吃饭。地点随你选，菜式随你愿。带上好朋友，你也不孤单。短信身边到，快快莫迟延。若问何佳节，请你猜一猜。今天愚人节，请你吃饭你买单。祝快乐开颜!

8. 愚人节到真开心，快乐伴随秒秒分。捉弄别人有分寸，被人捉弄也高兴。句句笑话别当真，过眼浮云情谊深。生活处处见真情，节日愚人有情分。短信祝福身边送，愿你快乐笑声闻。朋友深情永不忘，幸福感觉在全身!

9. 说你天真，你就活蹦乱跳;说你聪明，你就四处炫耀;说你稳重，你就不吵不闹;说你调皮，你就没大没小。愚人节到了，啥也不说了，自个儿去傻笑!

10. 世界上最可笑的事情就是，我知道了真相，你却还在说谎，说得那么真，那么深…

11. 女同事七点半来上班，抢着上厕所，事毕，才发现今天厕所居然无纸。急忙手机求救：“我在厕所，没纸了，快来救急!”“谁信你啊，以为我不知道今天是什么日子!”连续拨通无数电话(其中还包括男同事，回复基本一致。估计今天求纸无望，只能用手了。

12. 有一种福气，是傻人有傻福;有一种快乐，是难得糊涂;聪明人，太累，身体难免疲惫;精明人，太强，心情难以释放;爱情需要痴痴的爱，方可地久天长;事情需要傻傻的干，方可取得辉煌;愚人节到，傻气也是一种正能量，做个有福气的傻人吧!

13. 真好!想祝福新年，有元旦节;想祝福春天，有春节;想祝福花好月圆，有元宵节;想祝福情人，有情人节;想祝福美女，有妇女节;想祝福劳动，有五一节;想祝福孩子，有儿童节;想祝福年轻人，有青年节。想祝福你了，哈哈，还有愚人节!愚人节快乐哦!

14. 淡淡的想念，浅浅的情思，好久没有这样好好的想你了，面对你的时候有口难开，不见你的时候心里总是无比惦念!希望这个特别的季节特别的日子送上我特别并且温暖的话语：朋友，愚人节快乐!

15. 嗨，哥们，我有一个办法，能让你住别墅开好车拥有花不完的钱，而且还不用上班，不用投资零风险，现在把这个办法告诉你，你可不要告诉别人啊，办法就是：做梦!哈哈，愚人节快乐!

16. 据说，收到朋友愚人节祝福就马上请朋友吃饭的是文艺青年，马上回复的是普通青年，置之不理的是那啥青年。你是?看着办哦!愚人节快乐!

17. 没有你的天空不蓝，少了你的地球不转;你是我们的骄傲，是你让这节日更加美满;此时此刻我向你发来贺电，祝你在你的节日里笑的灿烂：愚人节快乐!

18. 你这个聪明过头的家伙，当一天傻瓜吧!

19. 号外号外，现在发现世界上第一只灰看短信息的哈巴狗!

20. 希奇希奇真希奇，发现意投达春绿，春绿头脑有问题，不吃不喝不休息，要问春绿在哪里，正在埋头看消息!

21. 过马路，碰到红灯请赶快脱下衣服原地转十圈，否则别过!

22. 还记得我们风雨同舟同甘共苦的日子吗?还记得我们开怀大笑满杯痛饮的时刻吗?最重要的……还记得你欠我的钱吗。

23. 希望你在这个特殊的日子，变得越来越聪明。

24. 做家具的是木材，懂诗词的是秀才，众人想的是钱财，看消息的是蠢才。

25. Hey!好吗?看到它是不是被吓了一大——跳!祝你好心情!

26. 人生最快乐的事情是我可以做别人做不到的事，比如我可以发短信息骂你是猪，可你却不知道我是谁。哈哈哈!

27. 一只猪和一只企鹅被关在-℃的冷库里，第二天企鹅死了，猪没事。为什么?你不知道?对了，猪也不知道!

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One day, after we got home from the kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and stayed in bed. I didnt know what had happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "It doesnt matter, mum has only a stomachache. I will be all right after a while." Although mother said so, I found tears in her eyes because of pain. At that time I knew adults also got ill and cried. I decided I would take care of my mother from then on.

Like many children, I had a happy childhood under the care and love of my parents. My mother took me to the kindergarten and home every day. thought mother was so kind and healthy that she would never get sick..com

But one day, my father went to the kindergarten to get me back. I asked, "Why doesnt my mother come?""She is sick, and she is in hospital. "said Father. I felt sad and frightened. Then I began to cry. "Dont cry or mother would worry. You should be a good child." I seemed to understand my mother was too tired. I made up my mind I would look after my mother from then on.

april fools day

april fools day is a day to play jokes on others, no one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in france.

each country celebrates april fools day differently. in france, people call the april fools april fish. they tape a paper fish to their friends backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout april fish!

in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a noodle if

someone fools you. in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool april gowk. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, your shoelace is untied. if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then.

[愚人节的由来英语作文

这一天让我等了好久，终于被我盼来了。

马上就要开始了，我又兴奋又紧张，上课了，我们所有人向在我们班中所有的老师都尊敬的问候了一声：“老师好！”

第一个环节是我最喜欢的，也是我最讨厌的，喜欢的是这首歌很俏皮很有趣，讨厌的是还需要去唱和做动作，歌曲马上就开始了，我们跟着歌曲一起唱起来，“Have you’ s the muffin man ”只要一唱这个，这就跟精神病里的人一样，发了疯，很快，这首歌就过去了，噢，又到了我最喜欢的一个环节：撕蛇精能量条。

我们一开就是读绕口令，只要在上面读的好的就可以撕条，我们派出的是我们的高手，我们可不是轻易放他出来的，夏萱一上去，就读的很流利，老师问大家：“one还是tow”我们组喊着要“tow”周围的老师被我们吵得都捂住了耳朵，生怕我们把他们喊聋了，老师最后招架不住，只好是“tow”我们别提有多高兴了。

有一个听力考试，我们是小组合作，我是负责写的，其他人是负责给我拼单词的，没想到出师不利，第一个就写错了，他们气的脚都快跺烂了，后来我改了一下，在写下一个单词的时候，我听夏萱背，我写，可没想到又给出错了，范玉瑶好像屁股上长了钉子，坐不住，她闭着眼睛，咬着嘴唇，说：“不对，”后来我也气的不行了，我就吼了一声“等一会再改，行不行！”周围的老师都笑了，我也笑了，很快这节课就下课了。

这节课真是让我收获了很多：学会唱英文歌、绕口令、还有每个单词的发音和听力，真是太有趣了！

For some reasons, I never get up before nine oclock on Saturdays. Sometimes I stay in bed until lunch time. Then Ill do some exercises, read English, play computer games. In the afternoon, I go to school for writing and playing table tennis. I play table tennis well. In the evening, I go to the teachers home to play Chinese chess, I like it.

What an interesting day!

我们今天的英语课，是所有英语课中最开心的，为什么说是最开心的英语课呢？且听我慢慢道来。

今天上午最后一节课，李老师一进门就发号施令：“同学们，我们今天有两个任务，只要完成了，就能放学。这二个任务分别是：1，把一单元的句子背完，2、把二单元的课文读完，就可以了，大家快开始吧！同学们互不相让，个个发愤读、背，就连平时不爱学习的几个同学也意识到“情况不妙”，努力地背起书来。

我们小组正在背时，李老师走过来了，和蔼可亲地问“你们组会背了吗？会了，就开始吧！”说完，我们说：“会了”。说完我的心怦怦地跳了几下，因为我有几个单词不怎么会背，开始了，当背到一半，我突然想不起来后面的一个单词，我很着急边背边想，终于在这个单词的前一秒时想到了，我们没多大功夫，就背完了。背完之后，我多读了几遍那个单词。我们又迅速地找老师把课文朗读了一遍，老师很满意地为我们组加分后，说：“你们组真棒，10秒之内必须冲出去，我现在开始计时：10、9、8、7、……”我们飞快地冲出去，乐呵呵地跑到了餐厅，一看表才11：20，我们居然提前了10分钟放学。

这次英语课让我明白了只有专心完成任务，才能够提前休息。

你知道吗，今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了，天鹅说：谁长成你这样子还不如去死!癞蛤蟆不服气：那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢!猪头郁闷地说：我只是在看短信，咋又中枪了?——愚人节快乐!下面是小编为你带来的愚人节有趣的微信祝福语，欢迎阅读。

收到此短息者，幸福属于你;转发此短信者，快乐跟随你;保存此短信者，好运追着你;删除此短信者，我也不怪你，还特真诚的祝福你：愚人节快乐!

愚人节行走江湖，得怀揣三十六计，练就金刚不坏之体。遭遇整蛊，要奋起反击。遇到老实的，要主动出击。遇到落单的，要毫无犹豫。遇到狡猾的，趁早溜之大吉。愚人节快乐!

愚人节日短信传，到处搞笑声不断。妙笔生花有高招，不知不觉骗上当。愚人心切忙前赶，忽醒细悟已上当。祝友愚节喜欢颜，生活多姿色斑斓。愚人节快乐!

你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;你有令人折服的内涵;你有让人倾倒的酷;于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!

昨天,我梦见你了,真的,天空是那么明静,阳光是那么明媚,大海是那么一望无垠,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你,嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!

你知道吗，今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了，天鹅说：谁长成你这样子还不如去死!癞蛤蟆不服气：那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢!猪头郁闷地说：我只是在看短信，咋又中枪了?——愚人节快乐!

今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。

我请你吃饭!你脑袋里是不是充满了感动的惊叹号，或者迷惘的问号?放心好了，虽然今天是愚人节，但我绝不会欺骗你，毕竟请不请由我，信不信由你。

愚公移山，那是古人的;大智若愚，那是高人的;“愚”跃龙门，那是聪明人的;“愚”水之欢，那是别人的;愚人快乐，那是送给你的。今天是你的节日愚人节，你可一定要“愚”快哦!

联合国节日委员会发表报告，愚人节属于有以下症状人群的节日：一、反应迟钝;二、呆滞;三、经常傻笑;你的表现完全符合以上条件;预祝愚人节快乐!

那天我看见你了,在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上,只见屏幕显示:猪蹄8元。你认为机器坏了,把脸凑过去看,屏幕显示猪头肉5元!

仅仅是一阵风也罢了,偏偏是这样永恒,仅仅是一场梦也罢了,偏偏是如斯真实,你低头不语,我却难以平静,我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时,说一声!

你是我心中的太阳,可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮,可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵,可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦娥降临人间,可惜脸先着地了…… 经典愚人节短信

相关阅读：愚人节整人方法

先在钢笔上图上"风油精"，不要太多。然后去给一个人：请帮我写个xx字，我忘了怎么写了。他用此钢笔写完后，右手几根手指自然就有风油精了。然后假装关心的说：啊!你的右眼里有很大一块眼屎啊。他自然用右手去揉右眼，然后... ...要狠一点就在他揉右眼时说他左眼也有眼屎...

如果是晚自习或者上晚班，两个人晚上去中间偏高的楼层，越晚离开越好，并且要等电梯，等到电梯开门里面只有一两个人的时候，就和你朋友说：“哇，电梯这么挤，我们还是走路吧。”估计电梯里面的人可能会被吓的脸都变青了，如果朋友再加一句“是啊，太挤了”，效果会加倍。

当你一个人空虚寂寞时，铅笔也许是你最好的玩物。你可以用小刀割它，削它，砍它，同时你便可以发泄自己，高声吼首：我杀笔，我杀笔，我杀笔了!

叮铃铃，叮铃铃上课铃响了，这节课是一节英语课。同学们说说笑笑地向教室走去，咦，他们手上提着是什么？红彤彤的苹果，金黄的橘子，紫艳艳的葡萄等各种水果。刀子、叉子、盘子等餐具，还有一瓶水果色拉酱，嘿嘿！今天我们学习做水果色拉：let’s make a fruit salad.

老师让我们每五人一组。我、戴可为、张瑶瑶、袁灿还有左佑被分为一组，开始动手做水果色拉了。

我先剥开小蜜橘，将去了皮的橘子放在事先准备好的盘子里，香蕉、葡萄、芒果等放进盘子里。该削苹果了，我拿起苹果手忍不住抖起来，差点削到了手，就这样总算削完了一个苹果。可苹果早已坑坑洼洼，像火星上的陨石坑。

我开始第二步水果切块，它相比削就容易多了，我把大的小的水果放在案板上，大刀阔斧地切起来。咦？切过的水果怎么千奇百怪、形态各异。大的大、小的小，算了算了，不计较这么多了。

咱们进入第三、四步吧！我正要往切好的水果里放入色拉酱，结果看到高晟翔的鼻子，鼻子上全是色拉酱，我忍不住哈哈大笑起来，高晟翔看到我笑他，便像我发起了攻击，我赶紧防卫，他看到攻击不起作用，便张牙舞爪地向我扑来，我赶紧躲开。最后，他还是没攻击到我。

这堂英语课真有趣啊！

[一趟有趣的英语课的300字作文

今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。下面是小编为你带来的2017年4月1日愚人节有趣的祝福语短信，欢迎阅读。

这是我手机能发的最后一条短信了，最后这条最珍贵的我留给了你，因为有句话我一直想对你说，却没有说出口--帮我充值吧!

工作虽累有薪水，下班潇洒喝小酒，老婆孩子热炕头，周末四处旅旅游，发个短信问个好，只扣话费一个角。小猪，你说活着是不是特别好?

你知道吗，今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了，天鹅说：谁长成你这样子还不如去死!癞蛤蟆不服气：那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢!猪头郁闷地说：我只是在看短信，咋又中枪了?——愚人节快乐!

今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。

盼了好久，工资涨了;念了好久，楼价跌了;买了好久，彩票中了;想了好久，媳妇有了;没了好久，你的节日来了，忘了告诉你，以上是愚人节送你的礼物。

常记溪边日暮，你打开瓶盖喝着醋，酸出眼泪也不吐，手拿大哥大，头裹擦脚布，哼着愚人歌，跳着疯子舞，自“愚”自乐，哇!谁家的小猪这么酷，哈哈，愚人节到了，猪你愚人节快乐哦!

轻轻的你走了，正如你噌噌的来，你卷一卷衣袖，只带走一棵白菜，我同情的眼泪直流，伸手递你骨头，你回眸：不是所有的狗狗都爱骨头，笨狗最爱大白菜。哈哈，祝你愚人节快乐哦!

我请你吃饭!你脑袋里是不是充满了感动的惊叹号，或者迷惘的问号?放心好了，虽然今天是愚人节，但我绝不会欺骗你，毕竟请不请由我，信不信由你。

愚公移山，那是古人的;大智若愚，那是高人的;“愚”跃龙门，那是聪明人的;“愚”水之欢，那是别人的;愚人快乐，那是送给你的。今天是你的节日愚人节，你可一定要“愚”快哦!

联合国节日委员会发表报告，愚人节属于有以下症状人群的节日：一、反应迟钝;二、呆滞;三、经常傻笑;你的表现完全符合以上条件;预祝愚人节快乐!

你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;你有令人折服的内涵;你有让人倾倒的酷;于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!

昨天,我梦见你了,真的,天空是那么明静,阳光是那么明媚,大海是那么一望无垠,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你,嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!

那天我看见你了,在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上,只见屏幕显示:猪蹄8元。你认为机器坏了,把脸凑过去看,屏幕显示猪头肉5元!

仅仅是一阵风也罢了,偏偏是这样永恒,仅仅是一场梦也罢了,偏偏是如斯真实,你低头不语,我却难以平静,我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时,说一声!

你是我心中的太阳,可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮,可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵,可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦娥降临人间,可惜脸先着地了…… 经典愚人节短信

在我眼里,你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊,有时想想,做一只猪也挺好的。

我和我妈妈说了,我很喜欢你,想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往,我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯,她说:“家里不准养猪”

1.Happy April Fool’s Day 快乐的愚人节

2.April fool 愚人节

3.April Fool`s Day is on the ? 愚人节是四月一号。

4.an April fool 愚人节被愚弄的人

5.When did this custom start? 愚人节的风俗源于何时呢?

6.Mark: Did you suffer a lot on April Fool’s day? 马克：你们愚人节遭殃了吗?

7.Most April Fool jokes are in good fun and not meant to harm anyone. 愚人节的玩笑大都好玩而无害。

8.Do you know about April Fool’s Day?

你知道愚人节是怎么回事吗?

愚人节的具体应用：

老师：Boys and girls, there will be an exam tomorrow。

同学们。我们明天考试。

学生：Ah? Really? That stinks!

啊?不是吧?太郁闷了!

老师：Haha, April Fools! Do you forget what day it is today?

哈哈。今天是愚人节!怎么都忘了?

学生：Wow, you were pulling our leg all along. I was really fooled。

哇。原来是骗我们的。我被作弄了!

老师：Alright, now lets be serious. Actually-youll take an exam today。

好了。不跟大家开玩笑了。其实--我们是今天考试。

学生：What?-

什么?

Today, as I have nothing to do, my father decides to take me to the gym. There are people playing all kinds of sports. I see my father play badminton and he teaches me how to play. It is so easy for me to learn, after a while, I can play with my father. I fall in love with this sport, I will play it on the weekend.

今天,当我无事可做的时候, 爸爸决定带我去健身房。人们在玩各种各样的运动。我看到我的父亲在打羽毛球,他教我怎么玩。这对我来说很容易学习,过了一会后,我可以和父亲一起打。我爱上了这项运动,我会在周末去玩。

愚人节也称万愚节，英文为April Fools Day。是西方也是美国民间传统节日，节期在每年四月一日。愚人节已出现了几百年，对于它的起源众说纷纭。一种说法认为这一习俗源自印度的"诠俚节"。该节规定，每年三月三十一日的节日这天，不分男女老幼，可以互开玩笑、互相愚弄欺骗以换得娱乐。

April Fools day, also known as the All Fools day, English as April Fools Day. The west is also American traditional folk festivals, the festival on April 1st. April Fools day has been there for hundreds of years, Public opinions are divergent. its origin. An argument that this practice originated in India, "Li Quan festival". The provisions of the section, the annual festival on March 31st that day, regardless of men and women,old and young, can each make fun of each other, the fool fool for entertainment.

起初，任何美国人都可以炮制骇人听闻的消息，而且不负丝毫的道德和法律责任，政府和司法部门也不会追究。相反，谁编造的谎言最离奇、最能骗取人们相信，谁还会荣膺桂冠。这种做法给社会带来不少混乱，因而引起人们的不满。现在，人们在节日期间的愚弄欺骗已不再像过去那样离谱，而是以轻松欢乐为目的。

At first, the Americans can be cooked any news of the frightful to the ear, but not negative the slightest moral and legal responsibility, the government and the judiciary will not be prosecuted. On the contrary, who fabricated lies the most bizarre, most people believe that fraud, who will receive the laurel crown. This approach has brought a lot of confusion to the society, thus caused dissatisfaction. Now, people during the holiday season the fool fool has no longer as outrageous, but for the purpose of easy pleasure.

今天，愚人节已经发展成为一个国际性节日，差不多在整个欧洲和北美都流行。苏格兰称这一天的受骗者为"布谷鸟"，似乎和农业女神仍有些关系。法国人则叫作"四月鱼"这大概是因为小鱼在四月刚孵出，糊里糊涂地见饵就吞，容易上钩的缘故吧!

Today, April Fools day has become an international holiday almost throughout Europe and North America are popular. Scotland called the day of the fool is the "cuckoo", appears and the goddess of agriculture still has some relation. The French were called "April fish" this is probably because the fish just hatched in April, see bait swallowing in disorderly fashion, easy. Because of it!

To end our special news bulletin, said the voice of the television announcer, were going over to the macaroni fields of Calabria. Macaroni has been grown in this area for over six hundred years. Two of the leading growers, Giuseppe Moldova and Riccardo Brabante, tell me that they have been expecting a splendid crop this year and harvesting has begun earlier than usual. Here you can see two workers who, between them, have just finished cutting three cartloads of golden brown macaroni stalks. The whole village has been working day and night gathering and threshing this years crop before the September rains.

On the right, you can see Mrs. Brabante herself. She has been helping her husband for thirty years now. Mrs. Brabante is talking to the manager of the local factory where the crop is processed. This last scene shows you what will happen at the end of the harvest: the famous Calabrian macaroni-eating competition! Signor Fratelli, the present champion, has won it every year since 1991. And that ends our special bulletin for today, Thursday, April lst. Were now going back to the studio.

[关于愚人节的英语优秀日记

I still remember a funny thing of mine when I was a child. I have been short-sighted since I was thirteen years old.But I dont like to wear glasses because it made me feel uncomfortable.One day,when I after school, I walked happily.Soon, I found a woman like my mother very much.Of course I thought she was my mother.Then I walked to her happily and spoke loudly :"Hey,mom. I miss you all day!"But mother was very surprised and said:"What?Who are you?" Why did mom ask me who I was? I wore my glasses then.God ! She wasnt my mom! I said sorry to her and ran away as fast as I can.From then on, I also wore my glasses when I after school. Because I didnt want to make a mistake like that any more...

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我仍然记得我小时候的一件趣事。从十三岁开始，我就成了近视眼。但我不喜欢戴眼镜，因为它令我感到不舒服。一天放学后，我愉快的走着。很快，我发现一个长得很像我妈妈的妇女。当然，我以为她就是我妈妈。然后，我愉快的走向她，大声的说:“妈妈，我整天都在想念你!”但“妈妈”非常惊讶，说:“什么?你是谁啊?”为什么妈妈会问我我是谁呢?于是我戴上我的眼镜。天啊!她不是我的妈妈!我向她说了对不起之后，就尽我可能快的跑开了。从那一次开始，当我放学之后我总是戴上我的眼镜。因为我不想再犯下像那次那样的错误.......