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导语：在平安夜,孩子们总是把圣诞袜挂起来,希望圣诞老人会把礼物放到里面,实际上把礼物放到袜里面的是他们的父母.下面是小编整理的一些关于圣诞节的作文，欢迎查阅与借鉴，谢谢。
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1532024年4月1日有趣的愚人节祝福语
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+ 加入清单我请你吃饭!你脑袋里是不是充满了感动的惊叹号，或者迷惘的问号?放心好了，虽然今天是愚人节，但我绝不会欺骗你，毕竟请不请由我，信不信由你。下面是小编为你带来的2017年4月1日有趣的愚人节祝福语，欢迎阅读。
1、4月1日愚人节，
请你做一天愚人。
烦恼忧愁全忘记，
快乐欢喜留心里;
成败得失由它去，
幸福美满则足矣;
聪明反被聪明扰，
糊涂未偿不可以;
偶尔一点小傻气，
快乐便会伴随你。
2、从今天开始，
你将出门“愚”贵人，
处处“愚”美事，
“愚”见好运，
巧“愚”成功，
和平安相“愚”，
同健康永“愚”，
总是“愚”到幸福。
3、大智若“愚”是一种修养，
懂得助“人”是一种思想，
高风亮“节”是一种境界，
心直口“快”是一种胸怀，
与人同“乐”是一种祝福。
4、愚 人 节
愚你同乐
愚乐无极限
愚人节快乐
5、愚人节来临，你可要当心;
朋友有坏心，整你当开心;
有人发好心，别当做真心;
时时要留心，刻刻要小心;
送一份关心，愚人节顺心!
6、愚人节自“愚”自乐，
不如“愚”你同乐!
愿你收入年年有“愚”，
心情天天“愚”快，
家人“愚”水情深，
机遇“愚”翁得利，
情谊“愚”重心长，
财富“愚”日俱增!
7、好运出乎“愚”料，
名利家“愚”户晓，
智慧“愚”擒故纵，
如意“愚”取予求，
人生“愚”发风光，
幸福“愚”味无穷!
8、送条祝福表“愚”心，
愿你永远都“愚”快!
接收者年年有“愚”，
回复者月月结“愚”!
转发者日日盈“愚”，
收藏者久久富“愚”!
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篇1：有趣的英语课作文800字
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+ 加入清单上课前，老师先画了一张表格，上面有着许多的单词。我们都好奇老师要做什么。她一边画一边解说游戏规则：如果我们回答问题对了就可以随便抽一个格子，然后由老师告诉我们格子里是加分还是减分。如果是加就给自己小组加分，如果是减就给自己小组减分。
游戏开始了，老师让我们做好准备。同学们个个聚精会神，手臂半抬着，就怕自己举手速度慢了。“strict！”话音一落，全班就齐刷刷地举起手来，可是陶来凤还是比其他人要快两秒。老师请她上台回答刚才词语的意思，并找出这个词语。下面同学故意说一个错误的答案，来误导陶来凤。但她仍然坚持着自己的想法，她答对了，台下一片掌声。该她抽格子了，只见她用左手蒙上双眼，右手停在黑板上，久久不愿意点下去，一分钟、两分钟……她还是不抽格子，老师开始数：“十、九、八……”就在最后两秒钟，她终于做出了选择。“加五十分！”老师大声宣布答案。陶来凤和她的小组成员高兴得跳了起来。
大家看到陶来凤组的分数就催着老师继续出题。这一次老师改变了游戏规则：每组选一名同学来参加“石头、剪刀、布”的游戏，谁赢了谁回答问题。我们组派我出战。我和对面组的选手需要再用“石头、剪刀、布”选出一位参赛。我心里暗暗地想：我一定要赢，为我们组加分。我出了剪刀，对面同学出了布，我赢了。我带着高兴又紧张的心情走向讲台，紧握的手心直冒汗。“kind！”老师刚读完，我立刻说出答案，而且准确无误。该我抽格子了，我闭上眼睛心里默默祈祷着：加一百分！加一百分！然后快速抽了最中间的格子。“加十分！”老师宣布道，我顿时像一只泄了气的篮球，“唉，怎么才加十分？”有种被打入冰窖的感觉。但转念一想，加十分总比扣十分好啊！这样一想心里舒畅了许多。我又开开心心地回到座位。小组之间的PK继续进行中……
时间过得很快，不知不觉下课铃声响了。这真是一节有趣的英语课，我不但在游戏中学会了英语单词，还在游戏中懂得了：要相信自己、遇到不顺心时要换一种方式看待事情。
篇2：1有趣的愚人节祝福语
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+ 加入清单我说：每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪，大海就是这样形成的。你说：每想我一次你就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。祝你愚人节快乐!下面是小编为你带来的4.1有趣的愚人节祝福语，欢迎阅读。
每个城市都易下雨，就像我走到哪里都会想你;思念是一种果实甜中带酸，特别在夜里;满满的回忆带着不确定的心情，想你，想你，想揍你!愚人节快乐.
你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天是愚人节哦。
我说：每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪，大海就是这样形成的。你说：每想我一次你就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。祝你愚人节快乐!
有一种鱼，叫做“乐快节人鱼”，吃了这种鱼可以高兴。所以今天我买了一条给你吃。没想到，你吃完诗性大发，随口曰：“今天过节不收礼，收礼只收乐快节!”愚人节快乐!
如果今天晚上有颗星星掉下来砸到了你的头上请不要担心，这是我托神仙送给你的礼物，从此你就会过着无忧无虑的幸福生活，因为―傻掉了。
鱼人节送您三条鱼：美人鱼伴您天天走桃花运!热带鱼送您快乐点点情深意浓!红鲤鱼送您鸿福无边事业红火!预祝您愚人节“鱼”跃龙门，年年有“余”!
我几乎忘了今天是什么日子，要不是想到你，我是察觉不了的。日子一天一天过，今天是你的好日子，你千万不要忘记，今天是你的节日，祝你愚人节快乐!
今天所有通知事务都要当心，财务发奖金不要，紧急开大会不信，领导有召唤不听，有人要请客不去，有人来送礼不要，收到开心短信也坚持不笑。四月一日愚人节要聪明少上当哦!
愚人节到心花放，骗人理由很正当。高手之间过过招，低手被愚很正常。花样百出不同样，愚人被愚笑声扬。智商不论高与低，被愚下场都一样。祝你愚人节快乐!
今天是愚人节，千万要注意别被别人你愚弄了啊!听说最近流行愚人病，症状就是总是拿着手机看着短信，咧嘴笑的最为严重，你可要当心哦!
以前总被你欺负，打，打不外你;说，说不外你;玩，玩不外你。遗留到现在的怨气，全在愚人节这天还你，祝你傻得不气愤，笨得有福气，节日快乐!
下班就回家的是穷鬼，9点回家的是酒鬼，11点回家的是色鬼，2-3点回家的是赌鬼，不回家的是野鬼!
愚人节里人被愚，开心一笑心结开。千方百计防陷阱，你若中计不应该。骗财骗色不能玩，遵纪守法最重要。体现人间真善美，你我之间乐开怀。愚人节快乐!
嗨哥们有个问题向你求证一下，大家都说今天愚人节是最适合你过的节日，请问他们说的是事实吗?如果是请回短信，不回短信即表示默认;祝愚人节快乐!
非是是非谓之愚，以非为是是愚，以是为非还是愚。不管是是是非非，还是非非是是，该是就是，该非就非，非即是是，是即是非。预祝愚人节快乐!
“世界末日”过了，不必庆幸，不必惊喜，其实玛雅预言就是玛雅人和我们开了一个超级大玩笑，让我们过了一次“愚人节”，呵呵，朋友，快乐活在当下!
愚人节又到，鸡飞狗也跳;朋友瞎胡闹，同事爱搞笑;如厕细查看，纸巾要带好;电话有邀约，想想你再到;美女若传情，小心是圈套;下班早回，别被整到!
篇3：关于愚人节的英语
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+ 加入清单Today is a special day, why then, you will understand them are listed !
Section II of the afternoon class, Ms. Wang wrote a word on paper, she said there are 10 words, let us guess what, guess there are rewards. Many students raised their hands, hoping that the "reward", but finally Ms. Wang said, we are talking about are not very accurate, so look for a favorite teacher, Wang sentence read out. Class suddenly boiling up, or else hand-held it aloft, or else cry at the bottom, in short summary of each person are the new must be very excited and want to be the teacher points to the king. I have been the point Sansheng you read: "I do not want to fool you!" "Cut!" Coax the class is called. Ms. Wang said: "We should add one: Do not be fooled you!"
Not the whole people do not fun, Wang Weijia go to the toilet, can quickly she returned. When we see her, were first exposed puzzled expression, because how she half crawling, half walking to come back? She moaned as the same as saying: "Wang Wang Teacher Teacher ... ... ... ..." Mr. Wang immediately ran to the door asked her how she had. Wang Weijia said: "I came upstairs fall." Whole class laughed. She added: "deceive you doing? I really fall come upstairs!"
We laugh even louder. Wang Weijia foot may be due to the relationship between the knee where the fertilizer it is impossible for Wang to throw the teacher thought she was broken legs, and immediately asked her: "Why do not you go check ah Rotary?" Last call of the sentence aloud Wang Weijia I did not hear clearly, and later asked Xing-fang, she said: "The teacher was the whole of the King!" Later, Ms. Wang explained that Wang Weijia points in the head with a few drops of water, so she thought because of pain and out of the Wang Weijia Khan. Poor teachers, Wang said to be a good guard against us, let be a whole may eventually be full of.
The whole in the end the whole people, Wang Xing teachers, and we started playing, the teachers mind. Then we get a plan, called "weight-loss action."
A class is the class that we all ran on the fifth floor, Ms. Wang went to the Deans Office to call Xing teacher: "Hey, Xing teacher ah do not know why they are all east of the class hospital that ran the basketball court ah, it seems when big things happen! you go and lets see it! "
Xing teacher immediately came out from the office, but he even our class failed to see a persons silhouette. He hurried phone call to Mr. Wang could not answer Ms. Wang, he called to the office, Ms. Wang is also called the other teachers went on to say she was not. To take this time, we immediately ran down from the fifth floor and return to the classroom and began to do the exercises. Ms. Wang also followed into the classroom. Xing hurried back to the classroom teacher also saw we are quietly doing their homework, said: "Mr. Wang × ×?" We put on a very puzzled look asked:
"Xing teacher, the teacher how the king?" "Is the ah, she so why now?" Xing teacher next door away.
The whole persons taste is good! So today is a special day!
篇4：有趣的英语课作文400字
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+ 加入清单今天我们又一次的来到了暑假的英语班开始了，既充实又好玩的英语课。
12点半我们乘车出发啊，空调车真凉快啊，车外的人在烈日炎炎下行走，怎么能受得了啊？下了车我才知道车里车外分别是两个世界，一个32度的中午把大地都晒出了热浪，仿佛把一个鸡蛋放在地上都能烤熟了。
好不容易“活着”走到了补习班，一进门，我才发现原来教室开空调了，在夏天空调，真的是我们的救星啊，老师让我交作业，我在手提包里找来找去结果一个作业本的影子都没找到，还好我们的老师是一个既可爱又迷人还仁慈的老师，她让我们下次一并交给她，结果我们另一个老师在批另一个作业时发火了，因为我们有些同学连基本的题目都做错，连我们可爱又迷人的老师也挨骂了，结果提前十分钟上课。听老师讲课时，我哈气连天也不知道怎么回事，24度的空调竟会这么热。
开始听写了，我刚松懈的身子又开始警戒起来，三分钟后我的身子全身冰凉，手上全无知觉，因为我感觉我考砸了，又开始上外教课了，外教是个黑人男老师，讲课生动有趣，我非常喜欢上他的课。结果这次我还考的异常地好。
一天愉快的下午很快地过去了。
篇5：2024关于愚人节整人的英语短信
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+ 加入清单1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
2. When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中!
篇6：愚人节介绍英语作文
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+ 加入清单april fools day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fools errands, and fool the unsuspecting. no one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in france.
传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。
the closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in france. new years was celebrated on march 25 and celebrations lasted until april 1st. when new years day as changed from march 25 to january 1st in the mid-1560s by king charles ix, there were some people who still celebrated it on april 1st and those people were called april fools.
庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。
pranks performed on april fools day range from the simple, (such as saying, "your shoes untied!), to the elaborate. setting a roommates alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. the news media even gets involved. for instance, a british short film once shown on april fools day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "april fool!"
愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句“你鞋带开了!”)，有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"
april fools day is a "for-fun-only" observance. nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. nobody gets off work or school. its simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next april fool!
愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。
each country celebrates april fools differently. in france, the april fools is called "april fish" (poisson davril). the french fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "poisson davril!".
每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作“april fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上，当有人发现的时候，他们就会喊：“poisson davril!”.
in england, tricks can be played only in the morning. if a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long and you are called an "april gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. the second day in scotlands april fools is called taily day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. taily days gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "kick me" sign.
在英国，只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了，那你就是“面条”。在苏格兰，愚人节要持续2天，被耍的人被称为“四月布谷”。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做taily day，恶作剧主要在别人的屁股上做文章。
篇7：有趣的英语课作文350字
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+ 加入清单今天上午的英语课，我们整个四（2）班都充满了欢声笑语。
叮铃铃叮铃铃，上课铃响了，我们像往常一样安静地坐在座位上，顾老师来的时候发现我们闷闷不乐的，便说：“现在，每人开一个小玩笑。先从吴高雪开始。”于是我们一个接着一个开了一个又一个玩笑，结束时，全班都已经捧腹大笑。顾老师这才开始给我们上课，还说：“我们上课要开心，这样才能学的进去，不能哭丧着脸哦！”我们赞许地点了点头。
瞧，已经到了英语小表演的时候了，顾韩羽小组上去表演夏天时做的一些事。顾韩羽表演“夏天很热”的样子，他为了表演的更精彩，竟不顾冬天的寒冷，把外套和毛衣都脱了，只剩下一件衬衫，因此，顾老师给予了顾韩羽“表演家”这个称号，还让我们下课找他签名呢！只可惜他的字写的一般，不然的话，他的“粉丝”们肯定为了要他的签名而把他围的水泄不通的。
今天的英语课真有趣啊！
篇8：一个有趣的愚人节作文
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+ 加入清单“愚人节来喽！愚人节来喽！”同学们那一声声清脆的喊声，犹如一阵阵悦耳的银铃，在学校里回荡。
这是怎么回事呢？请听我慢慢道来吧！“叮铃铃，叮铃铃。。。。。。”上课铃响了，同学们拿出了数学课本。老师走进了教室，笑容满面地说：“你们这一节课如果能遵守课堂纪律，认真听讲，那么就不用上课，可以去看电影。如果做不到的话，就别想看电影喽！到时候可别后悔。”老师话音刚落，同学们兴奋地跳起来。我心里想：“这可是一个大好机会，要好好珍惜它。”老师手一拍，沸腾的教室马上就安静下来，我们班里每个同学都认真听讲起来。看！那“捣蛋鬼”小黄都把身子绷得直直的，眼睛睁得大大大的，我也不例外。四十分钟一晃而过，下课铃在我们千盼万盼中敲响了，老师笑着让我们排队。“好喽！过关了，我们可以看电影了！”同学们抬头挺胸，自觉地排起队来。可刚排完，老师又让我们解散，回到各自的座位上。这是怎么回事？同学们你看我，我看你，都成了“丈二和尚”了！胆大的同学问老师，老师哈哈大笑，说到：“看电影的事，还得看校长安排我们什么时候去看。”说完，老师吩咐一位同学去办公桌上拿糖果来分发。“老师肯定是想补偿我们！”我们又高兴起来。
过了不一会儿，那个同学跑回来，可是两手空空的，问：“老师，糖呢？放在哪里啊？桌子上没有看到啊。”老师听后，笑着说：“愚人节快乐，孩子们！”
“喔，今天是愚人节！我们上当了！”我们这才明白。老师看了看我们，又说：“好，那今天就不布置作业了！”同学们听后，有的眉飞色舞，有的用怀疑的眼光打量着老师。。。。只见老师一转身，拿起粉笔在黑板上哗啦哗啦写到：“作业：《小状元》第21页！”。
同学们“啊”的一声叫了起来。有的说：“我早就料到老师是耍我们的！”有的说：“又上当了！”
“愚人节快乐！”老师说着，笑得更灿烂了。
好一个愚人节啊！想不到平时那么严肃的老师居然也有这么幽默的时刻。我的眼珠子滴溜溜转。我也准备找找看哪个同学当我的“愚人”，上我一回“快乐当”！
哈，愚人节是多么有趣啊！这真是一个制造快乐的节日！
[一个有趣的愚人节作文
篇9：关于愚人节的由来英语作文
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+ 加入清单愚人节也称万愚节，英文为April Fools Day。是西方也是美国民间传统节日，节期在每年四月一日。愚人节已出现了几百年，对于它的起源众说纷纭。一种说法认为这一习俗源自印度的"诠俚节"。该节规定，每年三月三十一日的节日这天，不分男女老幼，可以互开玩笑、互相愚弄欺骗以换得娱乐。
April Fools day, also known as the All Fools day, English as April Fools Day. The west is also American traditional folk festivals, the festival on April 1st. April Fools day has been there for hundreds of years, Public opinions are divergent. its origin. An argument that this practice originated in India, "Li Quan festival". The provisions of the section, the annual festival on March 31st that day, regardless of men and women,old and young, can each make fun of each other, the fool fool for entertainment.
起初，任何美国人都可以炮制骇人听闻的消息，而且不负丝毫的道德和法律责任，政府和司法部门也不会追究。相反，谁编造的谎言最离奇、最能骗取人们相信，谁还会荣膺桂冠。这种做法给社会带来不少混乱，因而引起人们的不满。现在，人们在节日期间的愚弄欺骗已不再像过去那样离谱，而是以轻松欢乐为目的。
At first, the Americans can be cooked any news of the frightful to the ear, but not negative the slightest moral and legal responsibility, the government and the judiciary will not be prosecuted. On the contrary, who fabricated lies the most bizarre, most people believe that fraud, who will receive the laurel crown. This approach has brought a lot of confusion to the society, thus caused dissatisfaction. Now, people during the holiday season the fool fool has no longer as outrageous, but for the purpose of easy pleasure.
今天，愚人节已经发展成为一个国际性节日，差不多在整个欧洲和北美都流行。苏格兰称这一天的受骗者为"布谷鸟"，似乎和农业女神仍有些关系。法国人则叫作"四月鱼"这大概是因为小鱼在四月刚孵出，糊里糊涂地见饵就吞，容易上钩的缘故吧!
Today, April Fools day has become an international holiday almost throughout Europe and North America are popular. Scotland called the day of the fool is the "cuckoo", appears and the goddess of agriculture still has some relation. The French were called "April fish" this is probably because the fish just hatched in April, see bait swallowing in disorderly fashion, easy. Because of it!
篇10：有趣的事英语
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+ 加入清单One day,my mother and I went to a park.We had a good time and we decided to have lunch in the park.My mother bought some milk and bread.My mother told me to wash my hands before lunch.However,when we came back,our bread was gone!We thought that someone took it.We are very angry.I thought that the thief would come back to take the milk.So,my mother and I hid behind a tree and waited.One hour later, no one came and we were very hungry.We gave up and we wanted to go home to have something to eat.Suddenly,I found something under the chair.Oh, its our bread!
篇11：一件有趣的事英语
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+ 加入清单There’s people who are great singers that don’t have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but aren’t technically good singers (think Mariah Carey–her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices *and* are good technical singers–and these are the people that there is general agreement on. You make a list of these people as “great singers” and you generally don’t get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra..
That’s a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldn’t sing doesn’t know anything about singing.
篇12：有趣的英语谜语大全
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+ 加入清单1. How many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
When you have a hole in your pocket.
3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
Darkness.
4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
A hole.
5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧师)
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it cant sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
Its nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because hes dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because Im a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?
He cant read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until its broken?
An egg.
53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)
Its a lot of bones without the person on them!
54. What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
55. What can you break with only one word?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck driver was walking.
58. Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
A map.
62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
The temperature.
63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
64. Why is writing called handwriting?
If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.
篇13：关于愚人节起源的英语作文
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+ 加入清单愚人节也称万愚节，美国传统节日，节期在每年四月一日。
April Fools day, also known as the All Fools day, USA traditional festival, the festival on April 1st.
愚人节已出现了几百年，对于它的起源众说纷纭。一种说法认为这一习俗源自印度的" 诠俚节"。该节规定，每年三月三十一日的节日这天，不分男女老幼，可以互开玩笑、互相愚弄欺骗以换得娱乐。
April Fools day has been there for hundreds of years, Public opinions are divergent. its origin. An argument that this practice originated in India, "Li Quan festival". The provisions of the section, the annual festival on March 31st that day, regardless of men and women,old and young, can each make fun of each other, the fool fool for entertainment.
较普遍的说法是起源于法国。1564年，法国国 王查理九世决定采用新的纪年方法---格里高历法，以一月一日为一年的开端，改变了过去以四月一日作为新年开端的历法。新历法推行过程中，各地有不少顽固 保守分子仍沿袭旧历，拒绝更新。他们依旧在四月一日这天互赠礼物，组织庆祝新年的活动。
Is a common originated from france. In 1564, the French Wang Chali nine decided to adopt a new method - Geligaolifa annals, in January 1st for the beginning of the year, has changed in the past as the New Year beginning April 1st calendar. The implementation of the new calendar, many around stubborn conservative activists followed the lunar calendar is still refusing to update. They are still in the April 1st Day gifts, organization of activities to celebrate the new year.
对这种倒行逆施之举，拥护新法的人们大加嘲弄。他们在四月一日这天 给顽固派赠送假礼物，邀请他们参加假庆祝会，并把这些受愚弄的人称为"四月傻瓜"和"上钩之鱼"。以后，他们在这天互相愚弄，日久天长便成为一种风俗。该 节在十八世纪流传到英国，后来又被英国移 民带到美国。
On the retroaction move, support new people derided. In April 1st they day to the diehards give false gifts, invited them to false celebration, and to these people fooled as "April fool" or "bait fish". Later, they fool each other on this day for many, many years to come, will become a kind of custom. The festival in eighteenth Century spread to Britain, and later by the British immigrants to America.
起初，任何美国人都可以炮制骇人听闻的消息，而且不负丝毫的道德和法律责任，政府和司法部门也不会追究。相反，谁编造的谎言最离奇、最能骗取 人们相信，谁还会荣膺桂冠。这种做法给社会带来不少混乱，因而引起人们的不满。现在，人们?节日期间的愚弄欺骗已不再像过去那样离谱，而是以轻松欢乐为目的。
At first, the Americans can be cooked any news of the frightful to the ear, but not negative the slightest moral and legal responsibility, the government and the judiciary will not be prosecuted. On the contrary, who fabricated lies the most bizarre, most people believe that fraud, who will receive the laurel crown. This approach to bring a lot of social chaos, thus caused dissatisfaction. Now, people? During the festival the fool fool has no longer as outrageous, but for the purpose of easy pleasure.
篇14：关于愚人节活动的英语作文
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+ 加入清单在西方国家里，每年4月1日的“愚人节”意味着一个人可以玩弄各种小把戏而不必承担后果。叫一声“愚人节玩笑”你的恶作剧就会被原谅。
In western countries, the annual April 1st "fools Day" means a person can play a variety of tricks and dont have to bear the consequences. Called a "fools Day joke" your trick will be forgive.
这是一个区别软心肠和硬心肠的日子，软心肠者却使被骗的人看上去的却愚蠢万分。有位妇女攒集了几年来她从别的妇女那儿得到的名片，再向对自己用心毫无察觉的朋友那儿索取一些，然后带着大把这样的名片去赴愚人节聚会。她肆无忌惮地同人调情，暗示与她共度一夜将会得到“不一般”的乐趣，然后塞给每一位要求再次相会的男人一张别的女人的名片。
This is a distinction between soft hearted and hard hearted day, soft hearted person who made that they have been cheated, but look very foolish. A woman set a few years to save her from the other women get a business card, and no notice of their intention to obtain a number of friends there, and then with a lot of this kind of business card to go fools day party. She brazenly people flirt, suggesting that spend the night with her would be "not fair" of pleasure, and gave each one requires the men meet again a another woman card.
无疑，每逢这个节日，魔术品商店也会提供不少翻新的花样。例如坐上去就会发生刺耳噪音的坐垫;划着后会变成烟花的火柴;以及为那些要在舞会上装出另一副面孔的人准备的肉瘤、假鼻子、眼镜、胡子和油灰。
Undoubtedly, during this holiday, magic goods stores will be refurbished to provide a lot of tricks. For example, sit up will happen harsh noise cushion; row will be fireworks after the match; and for those who want to fit a ball at the other faces of the people ready sarcoma, fake nose, glasses, beard and putty.
【延伸阅读】愚人节的起源
In Britain, fooling at this time of year has gone on for centuries, however the originof the customstill remains obscure. There are several theories to account for it.
在英国，愚人节的传统已经有好几个世纪的历史了，即便如此，这项的传统的起源还是一个迷。下面介绍两个较为人熟知的愚人节的起源。
One theory is that in Europe, until the sixteenth century, March 25th, the first day of the Vernal EquinoxFestival, was New Years Day. On April 1st, the last day of the festival, people used to give presents to one another. In 1564, Charles IX, the French king, adopting the Gregorian calendarand fixed January 1st as New Years Day. Those who were against the revisioncontinued to express their complaints by giving presents or paying New Years visits on April 1st. In the following years, these traditionalists who insisted on celebrating the New Year at its old time were mockedas fools and people would play pranks and tricks on them and called them ` Poisson davril , meaning April Fish. This must have been so much fun that it spread all over the world and people played tricks on everyone, not just the people who didnt accept the new calendar.
第一种说法是，在16世纪前的欧洲，3月25日是春分节的第一天，也是新年。而4月1日是春分节的最后一天，在这天，人们常常会去给别人送礼。在1564年，法国皇帝查尔斯九世正式采用公历，规定每年的1月1日为新年。而那些不接受这一规定的人则仍旧在4月1日送礼或进行新年旅行来表示他们的不满。几年后，那些依然遵循旧历庆祝新年的顽固派被当成了愚人，其他人会嘲笑和捉弄这些愚人，并戏称他们为“Poisson davril”，就是“愚人”的意思。这种捉弄愚人的风俗肯定给人们带去了很多的欢乐，所以，愚人节传遍世界，人们不仅仅捉弄那些不接受新历的人，还对周围所有的人都开起了玩笑。
Other people say its just a continuationof a festival in honour ofthe Celtic god of Mirthbut most popular belief is that its a reaction to the change in season and the start of spring. Whatever its origin, making fools of people on this day remains one of the most flourishingof all British customs.
另一种说法认为，愚人节只是为了向凯尔特的欢乐之神致敬而流传下来的一个节日。不过，大多数人相信，愚人节标志着季节的变化和春天的来临。不管起源如何，愚人节当天的愚人活动已经成了一项盛行于英国的风俗了。
In Scotland, for example, April Fools Day is actually celebrated for two days. The second day is devoted to pranks involving the posteriorregion of the body. It is called Taily Day. The origin of the "kick me" sign can be traced to this observance.
在苏格兰，人们会用两天时间庆祝愚人节。第二天是专门让人们去捉弄别人的，你可以在这一天去踢别人的屁股。这天被称为“续愚人节”，而在别人后背上贴上“踢我”的标签就起源于此。
篇15：初中英语作文愚人节
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+ 加入清单April 1st is the holiday April Fools also known as “All Fools Day.”Its exact origin is not known, because there are so many stories as to why it started. The most plausible tale is that New Years Day in France used to be April 1st, but the King changed it to January 1st. Not everyone accepted this change for several years and those who didn’t were scoffed as fools, thus the term April Fools.
Today people from many parts of the world are recognizing and celebrating April 1st in their own unique way. Here at International school is a fruitful student body from all over the world. I decided to ask a few of our fellow classmates from IS to pass on what they did for April Fools and also pass on this tradition to this who don’t know about this good hearted holiday. Maybe through Jinan University, April Fools one day will really be global.
篇16：次有趣的旅行英语词
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+ 加入清单Since I went to college, I have made many friends and we shared the same
interest. My friends and I liked traveling so much. We decided to travel abroad.
The destination was Thailand. We spent ten days there and had a nice trip. It
was such an unforgettable trip, and I learned a lot.
Firstly, it was my first time to travel abroad. My friends and I had made
many preparations. We read the travel guide and chose the information that was
useful to us. I classified the information and wrote down tourist sites. During
the trip, I become much independent. Sometimes I even walked down the foreign
street by myself, appreciating the beautiful scenery.
Secondly, I broadened my vision and enrich my mind. Before I came to
Thailand, I needed to read some information, then I got to know this countrys
culture and their tradition. When I was in Thailand, I could feel its religious
belief. Whats more, there were so many foreigners here, and I talked to them
happily.
Traveling is a good way to learn knowledge, and I know the importance of
English. It is the key to know about the world.
篇17：有趣的事英语
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+ 加入清单To me, the most interesting subject is English. But I find studying English is very difficult. So if you ask which subject is the most difficult to me. My answer will be English. Now I am a student, everyday I have more than one English classes, I like studying it very much and I hope I can study it very well, so I can talk with foreigners and know the foreign countries things, it is very useful.
篇18：有趣的童年英语作文
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+ 加入清单My idol is Yao Ming, he is very tallI am 8 years old, One meter and 27 centimeters I dont feel like myself, because there are several students in our class, but my mother doesnt think so. He was looking forward to me for a long time, and there was a lot of jokes.
Camera 1, mom, why dont you grow taller? My mother tried to make good food for me every day, and the stewed bone soup was steamed, and the mother cooked the soup, and played my bowl of soup and said in the barn. The nutrition is rich, drink a little more quickly, say that the mother also has a small bowl to drink.I looked at my mother, and you said to your mother, "mom, you drank too. Why dont you grow taller?"? At the end of the day, the mother laughed and said, silly child, mother is in the adult and the bone soup does not work. Mom, for me to be tall, let me sign up for the basketball team, and today is my first day on the basketball team. Tired of my sweat to go back to the office, I dont want to sweat, I cant wait to ask, mom, mom, Ive finished the ball. Do you think Im tall? The teacher of the office laughed, and her mother laughed and said you were so xingji that he played basketball for one time. You will feel it when you see these.Some people want to eat the shell, yes, I did eat the shell, 1 chance, mother got a piece of information, and declared a lot of calcium-high food.There are rice soybeans, suddenly I see, the jidanqiao kelp can be the highest, each hundred Kerry contains 37796 milligrams, so much more eating egg shells must be very strange.So I decided to go to Changsha, I took out an egg to the bowl, and then wash the shell, and put it in my mouth. It seems that calcium high food is not necessarily delicious, well, it is taken. My idol is Yao Ming because he is very tall.
Once I was on the bus, the car was full of tall output, with a low head and a head on the roof.I thought, if I was too tall for Yang Ming, when I was on the bus, it was like a giraffe, so I said, mom, I just want to grow up to 1 m 8. If it is so high as Yao Ming, its not convenient to take a car, and mom says you can grow up to 1 meter 8, and Im satisfied.
篇19：一堂有趣的英语课作文350字
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+ 加入清单今天，我跟杜逸轩去了英语班。去的路上太热了，我跟杜逸轩差点没能活着过去。
到了英语班，我们先检查背诵，然后把抄的单词和做的练习题给老师。然后听写，然后开始上课。
但是这一节英语课并没有这样，我们被韩老师训了一顿说我们上课说话，还没做练习题，最后，直接把上课时间提前十分钟，原来一点半上，现在要一点二十上。
被训完之后，我们苦事上课了。上课时因为被训了，所以都不是很活跃，有气无力地读单词。就这样，我们一直上到了外教来。
外教老师这节课教我们如何用英语来说我们在家里的称呼，我们这才有点活跃起来。
但是，外教上课的时间太短了。不过我们还好有一个温柔的小老师，她让我们非常开心，老师时不时还会开一两个玩笑使课堂变得不是那么枯燥乏味。
然后我们要听写，听写时非常紧张，手心都冒汗了。
就这样，一节英语课就过去了。
篇20：愚人节英语作文：愚人节的由来
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+ 加入清单April Fools Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fools errands, and fool the unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in France.
传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。
The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. New Years was celebrated on March 25 and celebrations lasted until April 1st. When New Years Day as changed from March 25 to January 1st in the mid-1560s by King Charles IX, there were some people who still celebrated it on April 1st and those people were called April Fools.
庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。
Pranks performed on April Fools Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoes untied!)， to the elaborate. Setting a roommates alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fools Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"
愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句“你鞋带开了!”)，有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句："四月傻瓜!"
April Fools Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. Its simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!
愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。
Each country celebrates April Fools differently. In France, the April Fools is called "April Fish" (Poisson dAvril)。 The French fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "Poisson dAvril!".
每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作“April Fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上，当有人发现的时候，他们就会喊：“Poisson dAvril!”。
In England, tricks can be played only in the morning. If a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". In Scotland, April Fools Day is 48 hours long and you are called an "April Gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. The second day in Scotlands April Fools is called Taily Day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. Taily Days gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "Kick Me" sign.
在英国，只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了，那你就是“面条”。在苏格兰，愚人节要持续2天，被耍的人被称为“四月布谷”。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做Taily Day，恶作剧主要在别人的屁股上做文章。