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导语:在平安夜,孩子们总是把圣诞袜挂起来,希望圣诞老人会把礼物放到里面,实际上把礼物放到袜里面的是他们的父母.下面是小编整理的一些关于圣诞节的作文,欢迎查阅与借鉴,谢谢。
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1534月1日有趣的愚人节祝福语
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+ 加入清单鱼人节送您三条鱼:美人鱼伴您天天走桃花运!热带鱼送您快乐点点情深意浓!红鲤鱼送您鸿福无边事业红火!预祝您愚人节“鱼”跃龙门,年年有“余”!下面是小编为你带来的4月1日有趣的愚人节祝福语,欢迎阅读。
你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,我想说:你的假发要掉了……今天是愚人节哦。
我说:每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪,大海就是这样形成的。你说:每想我一次你就放一个屁,臭氧层就是这样形成的。祝你愚人节快乐!
有一种鱼,叫做“乐快节人鱼”,吃了这种鱼可以高兴。所以今天我买了一条给你吃。没想到,你吃完诗性大发,随口曰:“今天过节不收礼,收礼只收乐快节!”愚人节快乐!
如果今天晚上有颗星星掉下来砸到了你的头上请不要担心,这是我托神仙送给你的礼物,从此你就会过着无忧无虑的幸福生活,因为―傻掉了。
鱼人节送您三条鱼:美人鱼伴您天天走桃花运!热带鱼送您快乐点点情深意浓!红鲤鱼送您鸿福无边事业红火!预祝您愚人节“鱼”跃龙门,年年有“余”!
天气预报:今天夜间本地区会下人民币,西北方向有时有支票,局部地区还会有金块!气象部门提醒市民备好大麻袋,准备发财!祝愚人节愉快!
愚人节别闹心,愚人节要当心,愚人节别揪心,愚人节里要称心,愚人节里要留心,愚人节要顺心,愚人节别真心,愚人节要开心!
愚人节到了,你愚民同乐,做愚人自娱,愚人娱人愉己;工作游刃有愚,思想大智若愚,财富月月有愚,生活如愚得水,尽享愚水之欢,幸福愚味无穷!
你的品质如梅花般刚强,你的性格像冰川般含蓄,你有令人折服的内涵,你有让人倾倒的酷,于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!愚人节快乐!
今天你吃得饱吗?睡得好吗?深夜会冷吗?真想静静地守在你身边。我知道你总是不会照顾自己,每当我一离开,你就从猪栏跳出去!
天气在变坏,对你很牵挂;晚上被要盖,小心脚冻坏;吃饭啃骨头,这样会补钙;不要骂我坏,祝你愚人节能愉快!
此短信绝非群发,绝对专属你,儿童节你超龄了,劳动节人人光荣,国庆节又太遥远了,综合你平日表现,特此祝福,愚人节你的节日别客气,记得快乐。
每个城市都易下雨,就像我走到哪里都会想你;思念是一种果实甜中带酸,特别在夜里;满满的回忆带着不确定的心情,想你,想你,想揍你!愚人节快乐.
我几乎忘了今天是什么日子,要不是想到你,我是察觉不了的。日子一天一天过,今天是你的好日子,你千万不要忘记,今天是你的节日,祝你愚人节快乐!
今天所有通知事务都要当心,财务发奖金不要,紧急开大会不信,领导有召唤不听,有人要请客不去,有人来送礼不要,收到开心短信也坚持不笑。四月一日愚人节要聪明少上当哦!
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篇1:有趣的愚人节小学作文500字
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+ 加入清单4月1日是愚人节,这回怎么捉弄别人呢?我心中策划着。
我中了2000元大奖,今晚我请客。××同学说。好。同学们高兴得跳了起来。但是,还有一个坏消息。这不是真的。只听啊的一声,大伙才想起今天是愚人节。
哼,该我了,我让你们尝尝滋味,于是我对和我比较要好的同学说:这位仁兄,你老爸老妈在校门口,你还不去迎接?他果然上当了,回头一看,知道被愚弄,说一声:好小子,敢骗我,看招。眼珠一转,说:哦,对了,老师说你昨天没有把教室打扫好,叫你重扫。我一听,马上去拿扫帚。哈哈哈哈,你中计了。
上课了,老师说:根据学校的决定,下午放假。耶……啊……万岁……哦……教室里沸腾起来,一些同学议论纷纷,大概是在想怎么玩,我刚想想一下,老师突然在黑板上写了三个字,就是这三个字让我们的玩耍课泡了汤,大概你们也已经知道了,这三个字就是愚人节。哎,空欢喜一场了。同学们都说:老师,你怎么这么狠啊!老师你可真毒啊!老师把快乐建立在别人的痛苦上……
回到家,老爸说:今天,你可以玩一小时电脑。我太高兴了,那就快让我玩吧。
老爸说:好。话音未落,老妈在一旁说:难。可恶,又被骗了。
篇2:2024年4月1日愚人节有趣的微信祝福语
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+ 加入清单不许动!抢劫!全部举起手来!男的站左边,女的站右边,反常的站中间,哎!说的就是你,还装着看手机!下面是小编为你带来的2017年4月1日愚人节有趣的微信祝福语,欢迎阅读。
仅仅是一阵风也罢了,偏偏是这样永恒,仅仅是一场梦也罢了,偏偏是如斯真实,你低头不语,我却难以平静,我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时,说一声!
你是我心中的太阳,可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮,可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵,可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦娥降临人间,可惜脸先着地了…… 经典愚人节短信
在我眼里,你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊,有时想想,做一只猪也挺好的。
我和我妈妈说了,我很喜欢你,想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往,我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯,她说:“家里不准养猪”
紧急提醒:看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。
想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来;想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然;想和你去飘流却到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街却得到警察拒绝,他说:不许遛狗!
第一眼见到你,我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标,我要追求你,我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………人民币!
你那里有电视吗?快看CCTV1,美国白宫被炸了,整栋楼全塌了,警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿,19人死亡,32人受伤,11人失落。。。1人受骗!
不许动!抢劫!全部举起手来!男的站左边,女的站右边,反常的站中间,哎!说的就是你,还装着看手机!
你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;你有令人折服的内涵;你有让人倾倒的酷;于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!
昨天,我梦见你了,真的,天空是那么明静,阳光是那么明媚,大海是那么一望无垠,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你,嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!
那天我看见你了,在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上,只见屏幕显示:猪蹄8元。你认为机器坏了,把脸凑过去看,屏幕显示猪头肉5元!
你知道吗,今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了,天鹅说:谁长成你这样子还不如去死!癞蛤蟆不服气:那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢!猪头郁闷地说:我只是在看短信,咋又中枪了?——愚人节快乐!
今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
我请你吃饭!你脑袋里是不是充满了感动的惊叹号,或者迷惘的问号?放心好了,虽然今天是愚人节,但我绝不会欺骗你,毕竟请不请由我,信不信由你。
愚公移山,那是古人的;大智若愚,那是高人的;“愚”跃龙门,那是聪明人的;“愚”水之欢,那是别人的;愚人快乐,那是送给你的。今天是你的节日愚人节,你可一定要“愚”快哦!
联合国节日委员会发表报告,愚人节属于有以下症状人群的节日:一、反应迟钝;二、呆滞;三、经常傻笑;你的表现完全符合以上条件;预祝愚人节快乐!
收到此短息者,幸福属于你;转发此短信者,快乐跟随你;保存此短信者,好运追着你;删除此短信者,我也不怪你,还特真诚的祝福你:愚人节快乐!
仅仅是一阵风也罢了,偏偏是这样永恒,仅仅是一场梦也罢了,偏偏是如斯真实,你低头不语,我却难以平静,我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时,说一声!
你是我心中的太阳,可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮,可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵,可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦娥降临人间,可惜脸先着地了…… 经典愚人节短信
在我眼里,你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊,有时想想,做一只猪也挺好的。
我和我妈妈说了,我很喜欢你,想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往,我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯,她说:“家里不准养猪”
紧急提醒:看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。
想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来;想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然;想和你去飘流却到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街却得到警察拒绝,他说:不许遛狗!
第一眼见到你,我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标,我要追求你,我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………人民币!
你那里有电视吗?快看CCTV1,美国白宫被炸了,整栋楼全塌了,警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿,19人死亡,32人受伤,11人失落。。。1人受骗!
不许动!抢劫!全部举起手来!男的站左边,女的站右边,反常的站中间,哎!说的就是你,还装着看手机!
相关阅读:愚人节整人方法
1、自习楼门口贴一张条:本楼检查,请勿自习,如有不便,还请同学们谅解。
2、你的周围有没有爱占小便宜的人,你可以把一只香烟的烟丝小心的拿出,注意不要把烟纸弄坏,再把辣椒末放入,再放上烟丝整理好,放在一个他经常去的地方让他自己拿不要管他,燃后你就看好戏吧。
3、带着墨镜,拿着一根棍子点着路,假装成盲人,向迎面走来的美女撞去,嘿嘿嘿嘿……友情提示:一定要装的像,否则你会很难收场。
4、在舍友每天必看的书里夹张纸条,写上:“最爱你的那个人,今晚将在花园的小亭子附近等你”。
篇3:愚人节英语作文中英对照
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+ 加入清单摘要:愚人节的英语是April Fools’ Day,也叫做All Fools’ Day。有些人相信愚人节是为了庆祝季节变更,有些人则相信这是因为年历的变更才形成的节日。
April Fools Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fools errands, and fool the unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in France.
传统上来讲,愚人节这一天,人们可以相互搞恶作剧,骗人跑腿,欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的,但人们普遍认为它源自法国。
The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. New Years was celebrated on March 25 and celebrations lasted until April 1st. When New Years Day as changed from March 25 to January 1st in the mid-1560s by King Charles IX, there were some people who still celebrated it on April 1st and those people were called April Fools.
庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年,在法国。那时,当时法国新年是在3月25日,一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期,国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日,而还有一些人在4月1日过新年,这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。
Pranks performed on April Fools Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoes untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommates alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fools Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"
愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如,说句“你鞋带开了!”),有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如,在愚人节那天,曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”,以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧,搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"
April Fools Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. Its simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!
愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物,也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日,但是在这一天,每个人都要保持警醒,不然就要被人耍啦。
Each country celebrates April Fools differently. In France, the April Fools is called "April Fish" (Poisson dAvril)。 The French fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "Poisson dAvril!".
每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国,愚人节被称作“April Fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的:把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上,当有人发现的时候,他们就会喊:“Poisson dAvril!”。
In England, tricks can be played only in the morning. If a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". In Scotland, April Fools Day is 48 hours long and you are called an "April Gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. The second day in Scotlands April Fools is called Taily Day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. Taily Days gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "Kick Me" sign.
在英国,只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了,那你就是“面条”。在苏格兰,愚人节要持续2天,被耍的人被称为“四月布谷”。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做Taily Day,恶作剧主要在别人的屁股上做文章。
篇4:英语件有趣的事
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+ 加入清单Today, at my home a very interesting thing happened.
Noon, dad is sleeping, I was watching TV, suddenly, I feel very boring, so just came up with a project and interesting game.
Ill take red, yellow, blue, green four kinds of color, then, go jump on your bed, with a red pen in his mouth painting lipstick, with yellow pen to draw father face, with blue pen to draw dad left eye hair, finally, in a green pencil on the fathers right eye hair, just like that, I give my father a make-up. Then, I went to watch TV.
Such as dad wake up, go to comb my hair, I burst out laughing, dad a in the mirror, shame flushed, even also cant lift up.
How, it is very interesting!
Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.
And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair. I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.
篇5:一次有趣的钓鱼小学六年级的英语作文
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+ 加入清单My father likes fishing。 He always goes fishing with his friends in Autumn。
One day, he took me to fish, too。 In autumn, fish have grown up。 It is the best season to fish。 First, we chose a good place。 Then my father helped me put an earthworm onto the fishhook。 Afterwards, I threw the fishhook into the river。 I waited for a long time。 Suddenly, I saw the float sink。 I was very happy。 I pulled it out of the water but I only saw half of the earthworm。 The fish played a trick on me。 I was very angry。 But my father said to me, “it takes time。 You need to be more patient。” I tried again。 A few minutes later, I caught a big fish and I showed it to my father。 My father praised me, “what a good angler you are!”
我爸爸喜欢钓鱼。他总是和他的朋友们在秋天去钓鱼。
一天,他带我去钓鱼,太。在秋天,鱼长大了。这是最好的季节鱼。首先,我们选择了一个好地方。然后爸爸帮我把鱼钩上的蚯蚓。后来,我把鱼钩到河里。我等待了很长一段时间。突然,我看到了浮沉。我很高兴。我把它从水里拔了出来,但我只看见了一半的蚯蚓。那条鱼在我身上起了个圈套。我很生气。但我父亲对我说:“这需要时间。你需要有更多的耐心。”。几分钟后,我钓到一条大鱼,我把它拿给我爸爸看。我父亲表扬了我,“什么是一个好的钓鱼者你!“
篇6:有趣的英语课作文800字
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+ 加入清单上课前,老师先画了一张表格,上面有着许多的单词。我们都好奇老师要做什么。她一边画一边解说游戏规则:如果我们回答问题对了就可以随便抽一个格子,然后由老师告诉我们格子里是加分还是减分。如果是加就给自己小组加分,如果是减就给自己小组减分。
游戏开始了,老师让我们做好准备。同学们个个聚精会神,手臂半抬着,就怕自己举手速度慢了。“strict!”话音一落,全班就齐刷刷地举起手来,可是陶来凤还是比其他人要快两秒。老师请她上台回答刚才词语的意思,并找出这个词语。下面同学故意说一个错误的答案,来误导陶来凤。但她仍然坚持着自己的想法,她答对了,台下一片掌声。该她抽格子了,只见她用左手蒙上双眼,右手停在黑板上,久久不愿意点下去,一分钟、两分钟……她还是不抽格子,老师开始数:“十、九、八……”就在最后两秒钟,她终于做出了选择。“加五十分!”老师大声宣布答案。陶来凤和她的小组成员高兴得跳了起来。
大家看到陶来凤组的分数就催着老师继续出题。这一次老师改变了游戏规则:每组选一名同学来参加“石头、剪刀、布”的游戏,谁赢了谁回答问题。我们组派我出战。我和对面组的选手需要再用“石头、剪刀、布”选出一位参赛。我心里暗暗地想:我一定要赢,为我们组加分。我出了剪刀,对面同学出了布,我赢了。我带着高兴又紧张的心情走向讲台,紧握的手心直冒汗。“kind!”老师刚读完,我立刻说出答案,而且准确无误。该我抽格子了,我闭上眼睛心里默默祈祷着:加一百分!加一百分!然后快速抽了最中间的格子。“加十分!”老师宣布道,我顿时像一只泄了气的篮球,“唉,怎么才加十分?”有种被打入冰窖的感觉。但转念一想,加十分总比扣十分好啊!这样一想心里舒畅了许多。我又开开心心地回到座位。小组之间的PK继续进行中……
时间过得很快,不知不觉下课铃声响了。这真是一节有趣的英语课,我不但在游戏中学会了英语单词,还在游戏中懂得了:要相信自己、遇到不顺心时要换一种方式看待事情。
篇7:一件有趣的事英语作文
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+ 加入清单I still remember a funny thing of mine when I was a child. I have been short-sighted since I was thirteen years old.But I dont like to wear glasses because it made me feel uncomfortable.One day,when I after school, I walked happily.Soon, I found a woman like my mother very much.Of course I thought she was my mother.Then I walked to her happily and spoke loudly :"Hey,mom. I miss you all day!"But mother was very surprised and said:"What?Who are you?" Why did mom ask me who I was? I wore my glasses then.God ! She wasnt my mom! I said sorry to her and ran away as fast as I can.From then on, I also wore my glasses when I after school. Because I didnt want to make a mistake like that any more...
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我仍然记得我小时候的一件趣事。从十三岁开始,我就成了近视眼。但我不喜欢戴眼镜,因为它令我感到不舒服。一天放学后,我愉快的走着。很快,我发现一个长得很像我妈妈的妇女。当然,我以为她就是我妈妈。然后,我愉快的走向她,大声的说:“妈妈,我整天都在想念你!”但“妈妈”非常惊讶,说:“什么?你是谁啊?”为什么妈妈会问我我是谁呢?于是我戴上我的眼镜。天啊!她不是我的妈妈!我向她说了对不起之后,就尽我可能快的跑开了。从那一次开始,当我放学之后我总是戴上我的眼镜。因为我不想再犯下像那次那样的错误.......
篇8:初二英语作文:有趣的包饺子
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+ 加入清单Dumpling is a traditional Chinese food. On the lunar New Year s Day, most families make a lot of delicious dumplings. To make them, follow this easy process.
The first step is to mix the flour with water. When the dough is ready, we can begin to make dumpling wrappers. We use a rolling pole to roll the dough into small, thin and round pieces so that they will be easy to cook. When the wrappers are done, it s time to prepare the filling. Usually, we use meat such as beef or mutton, and some vegetables such as cabbage or carrots for filling. You may actually choose whatever you like to put into it. We must chop those things into small pieces. Then put some salt, oil and other condiments into it and stir it evenly. When all these preparations are done, we can start making dumplings. First put a spoonful of filling in the center of the wrapper. Then stick the two opposite sides together and then the rest. Don t just cover the filling with the wrappers. The best shape of dumplings is that of a ship, because when they are boiling in the pan, they look like ships sailing in the sea. The smell can make your mouth water.
饺子是一种传统的中国食品。在农历新年的一天,大多数家庭赚很多美味的饺子。让他们,遵循这一容易的过程。
第一步是用水和面。当面团准备好了,我们可以开始擀皮。用一根擀面杖把面团擀成小,薄,圆形面皮,这样会容易煮。当包装完成,它的时间来准备。通常,我们使用肉类如牛肉或羊肉,和一些蔬菜,如卷心菜和胡萝卜馅。你可以选择任何你喜欢它。我们必须把这些东西成小块。然后放上一些盐,油和其他调料,搅拌均匀。当所有这些准备工作都完成了,我们可以开始包饺子。首先放一勺馅的包装器的中心。然后把两边牢牢粘住,然后把剩余的包好。不只是盖的灌装包装器。饺子最好的形状是一艘船,因为当它们在锅里煮的时候,它们看起来就像是大海里的船只。它们的香味会让你流口水。
篇9:春节真有趣英语
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+ 加入清单There are many traditional cultures. I like Spring Festival best.
Legend has it that there was once a monster named nian who often went to the village to harm people, eat cattle and sheep. So, people want to get rid of it. However, no matter what people do, they cant get rid of the year. In the end, a child accidentally lit the bamboo and made a crackling noise, and nian was scared away. People are happy. Later, people set off firecrackers on this day in order to commemorate the happy day. Later, it gradually became the "Spring Festival" festival.
I go back to my hometown every year. Every year, its very busy. On the eve of the New Year, it is also called New Years eve. Every family is affixed with spring couplet, affixed "fu" word. Some people are so clever that they cut their own window flowers to the window, like falling snow. Others hang lanterns on the front door, and the lanterns are very beautiful.
That night, the sound of fireworks, like thunder, one after another, one after another. Li hua red the whole sky, like a beautiful flower. After setting off firecrackers, people picked up the delicious and big dumplings and ate the reunion dinner. The children are also reunited with their parents. People ate hot dumplings and watched the wonderful Spring Festival gala, which lasted until twelve o clock in the evening, and the New Years bell rang.
The next morning, people get up very early, whether adults or children are breathing new clothes and going door to door. Everyone has a smile on their faces and good luck in their mouths.
The happy atmosphere lasted until the 15th day of the first lunar month.
篇10:愚人节用英语怎么说
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+ 加入清单4月1日就是西方的节日愚人节,我们整理了一些有关愚人节的英语文章,供大家学习。
1.April Fools Day or All Fools Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before midday. [1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet.
2.Origin
The origin of this custom has been much disputed. Many theories have been suggested.
What seems certain is that it is in some way or other a relic of those once universal festivities held at the vernal equinox, which, beginning on old New Years Day, the 25th of March, ended on the 1st of April.
It has been suggested that Europe derived its April-fooling from the French [2]. France was one of the first nations to make January 1 officially New Years Day (which was already celebrated by many), by decree of Charles IX. This was in 1564, even before the adoption of the Gregorian calendar (See Julian start of the year). Thus the New Years gifts and visits of felicitation which had been the feature of the 1st of April became associated with the first day of January, and those who disliked or did not hear about the change were fair game for those wits who amused themselves by sending mock presents and paying calls of pretended ceremony on the 1st of April. French and Dutch references from 1508 and 1539 respectively describe April Fools Day jokes and the custom of making them on the first of April.
Though the 1st of April appears to have been anciently observed in Great Britain as a general festival, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a common custom. In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," i.e. the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being there, as it is in most lands, a term of contempt. In France the person fooled is known as poisson davril. This has been explained from the association of ideas arising from the fact that in April the sun quits the zodiacal sign of the fish. A far more natural explanation would seem to be that the April fish would be a young fish and therefore easily caught.
The Dutch celebrate the 1st of April for other reasons. In 1572, the Netherlands were ruled by Spains King Philip II. Roaming the region were Dutch rebels who called themselves Geuzen, after the French "gueux", meaning beggars. On 1 April, 1572, the Geuzen seized the small coastal town of Den Briel. This event was also the start of the general civil rising against the Spanish in other cities in the Netherlands. The Duke of Alba, commander of the Spanish army could not prevent the uprising. Bril is the Dutch word for glasses, so on 1 April, 1572, "Alba lost his glasses". Dutch people find this joke so hilarious they still commemorate the first of April.
The French traditionally celebrated this holiday by placing a dead fish on the back of friends. Today the fish is substituted by a floppy kerk.
Chaucers story, the Nuns Priests Tale, written c.1400, takes place on 32 March; that is, 1 April; it is Chanticleer and the Fox, a story of two fools.
3.Well-known hoaxes
Alabama Changes the Value of Pi: The April 1998 newsletter of New Mexicans for Science and Reason contained an article claiming that the Alabama Legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi to the "Biblical value" of 3.0. This claim originally appeared as a news story in the 1961 sci-fi classic "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein.
Spaghetti trees: The BBC television programme Panorama ran a famous hoax in 1957, showing the Swiss harvesting spaghetti from trees. They had claimed that the despised pest the spaghetti wevil had been eradicated. A large number of people contacted the BBC wanting to know how to cultivate their own spaghetti trees.
South Park: April 1st was advertised as being the premiere of the shows second season—and also the resolution of a cliffhanger where Eric Cartman was about to discover the identity of his father. Fans spent weeks speculating on the fathers identity, but when they tuned in to the episode, they were instead treated to a half-hour of Terrance and Phillip fart jokes. The true resolution to the cliffhanger aired several weeks later. The shows creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone claim during the DVD introduction to this episode that they received death threats over pulling the prank, although there were not any police reports to prove this.
Left Handed Whoppers: In 1998, Burger King ran an ad in USA Today, saying that people could get a Whopper for left-handed people whos
e condiments were designed to drip out the right side.
Taco Liberty Bell: In 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the countrys debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell." When asked about the sale, White House press secretary Mike McCurry replied with tongue-in-cheek that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold and would henceforth be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.
Lies to Get You Out of the House In 1985, the L.A. Weekly printed an entire page of fake things to do on April Fools day, by which hundreds of people were fooled.
Kremvax: In 1984, in one of the earliest on-line hoaxes, a message was circulated that Usenet had been opened to users in the Soviet Union.
San Serriffe: The Guardian printed a supplement in 1977 praising this fictional resort, its two main islands (Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse), its capital (Bodoni), and its leader (General Pica). Intrigued readers were later disappointed to learn that San Serriffe (sans serif) did not exist except as references to typeface terminology. (This comes from a Jorge Luis Borges story).
FBI Crackdowns on On-line File Sharing of Music: Such announcements on April Fools Day have become common.
Metric time: Repeated several times in various countries, this hoax involves claiming that the time system will be changed to one in which units of time are based on powers of 10.
Smell-o-vision: In 1965, the BBC purported to conduct a trial of a new technology allowing the transmission of odor over the airwaves to all viewers. Many viewers reportedly contacted the BBC to report the trials success. This hoax was also conducted by the Seven Network in Australia in 2005.
Tower of Pisa: The Dutch television news reported once in the 1950s that the Tower of Pisa had fallen. Many shocked people contacted the station [citation needed].
Wrapping Televisions in Foil: In another year, the Dutch television news reported that the government had new technology to detect unlicensed televisions (in many European countries, television license fees fund public broadcasting), but that wrapping a television in aluminium foil could prevent its detection.
Breast Exams by Satellite: In the 1990s, Portuguese national television network RTP announced the Ministry of Health would perform free breast exams by satellite, causing thousands of women to go out topless [citation needed].
Assassination of Bill Gates: Many Chinese and South Korean websites claimed that CNN reported Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, was assassinated [3].
Write Only Memory: Signetics advertised Write Only Memory IC databooks in 1972 through the late 1970s.
Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! Double Switch: In 1997, Pat Sajak, the host of Wheel of Fortune, traded hosting duties with Jeopardy!s Alex Trebek for one show. In addition to Sajak hosting Jeopardy!, he and co-host Vanna White appeared as contestants on the episode of Wheel hosted by Trebek. Whites position was filled by Sajaks wife Leslie [4].
Comic strip switcheroo: Cartoonists of popularly syndicated comic strips draw each others strips. In some cases, the artist draws characters in the other strips milieu, while in others, the artist draws in characters from other visiting characters from his own. Cartoonists have done this sort of "switcheroo" for several years. The 1997 switch was particularly widespread.
篇11:描述愚人节的英语作文
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+ 加入清单April Fool"s Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fool"s errands, and fool the unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in France.
传统上来讲,愚人节这一天,人们可以相互搞恶作剧,骗人跑腿,欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的,但人们普遍认为它源自法国。
The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in1582, in France. New Year"s was celebrated on March25and celebrations lasted until April1st. When New Year"s Day as changed from March25to January1st in the mid-1560"s by King Charles IX, there were some people who still celebrated it on April1st and those people were called April Fools.
庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年,在法国。那时,当时法国新年是在3月25日,一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期,国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日,而还有一些人在4月1日过新年,这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。
Pranks performed on April Fool"s Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe"s untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate"s alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool"s Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"
愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如,说句“你鞋带开了!”),有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如,在愚人节那天,曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”,以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧,搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"
April Fool"s Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It"s simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!
愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物,也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日日,但是在这一天,每个人都要保持警醒,不然就要被人耍啦。
Each country celebrates April Fool"s differently. In France, the April Fool"s is called "April Fish" (Poisson d"Avril). The French fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends" backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "Poisson d"Avril!".
每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国,愚人节被称作“April Fish”。
法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的:把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背.
篇12:有趣的愚人节作文900字
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+ 加入清单今天是四月一日——愚人节。它让我想起了去年的今天,我的好朋友熊可文骗我说老师找我,害得我在班上出尽洋相。今天机会来了,我终于可以报一箭之仇了。
我正在座位上绞尽脑汁的想我的“妙计”,只见王俊龙同学慌慌张张地从楼道跑进教室,气喘吁吁地大声喊道:“不好了,不好了,一会英语课要考试啦!”这喊声犹如一颗定时炸弹,教室里顿时炸开了锅,刚才还玩作一团的同学们都纷纷跑到王俊龙的身边询问他怎么回事。我心中暗暗在想:哼,又在玩骗人的老把戏,我才不上当了。只听见熊可文说:“刚才我路过老师办公室,听见王老师对四(二)班的一个同学说一会要考英语,听到这个消息我就赶紧跑回来告诉大家啦。”同学们听了他的话都相信了,赶紧回到座位上开始紧张地看书,准备迎接考试。我来到熊可文的身边,不屑地说:“你骗人的水平越来越高明了,瞧你装的还挺像的,不过这次我可不会再上你的当了。”“我没有骗人,我说的是事实,你不信就算了。”他生气地一说完就头也不抬继续看书,“哼,你就装吧,别人看不出来,我可是火眼金睛看出你的谎言。”说完话我又盯着他看了许久,发现他根本没理我,依旧很认真地看书,“难道是我错了,他说的是真的。”这时另一个声音在我的脑海里响起:“不要相信他,难道你又想上当了?”可万一他说的是真的……反正多看书也不是什么坏事。于是我打定主意也回到座位上开始看书。
英语课终于来了。王老师一进门就说:“今天我们要考试。”听了老师的话,我们也大声地回答:“早知道了。”我心中暗暗一喜,心想:看来他说的是真的,幸好听了他的话做好了准备。只见老师惊奇的问道:“哦,你们怎么知道的?”这时王俊龙插嘴道:“我听见您对二班同学说的,所以我们都知道了,而且我们也已经认真复习了,做好了考试准备。”老师听了他的话微微的一笑说:“看来偶尔的谎话也会带来好处。同学们,愚人节快乐!”“咦,这到底是怎么回事?”我们都莫名其妙的看着老师,想从老师的脸上找到答案。“看来我要感谢王俊龙同学,他带给大家的假消息虽然骗了你们,不过也让大家都好好复习了,这可是我没想到了。”
最后我们终于明白了事情的缘由,都哈哈大笑起来……
篇13:一件有趣的事英语作文
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+ 加入清单This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!
中:今天早上,我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去,一不小心打了滑。四肢张开,好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了,它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎。笑死人了,简直是太滑稽了
篇14:有趣的愚人节作文350字
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+ 加入清单一想起那件事,我就哈哈大笑,笑得前俯后仰。究竟是什么事让我笑得如此开心呢?是得到某人好处了?是考试得满分?还是打破了什么记录?都不是!其实是愚人节那一天我的恶作剧。
那天,阳光明媚。早上我一起床,心里就起了个坏念头:今天是愚人节,何不用醋把昨天的“喷喷果汁”瓶装满,使劲地摇均匀,然后骗前桌的“黄蚂蚁”和“米血儿”来吃呢!哈!哈!哈!他们一定不会拒绝的!
时间一分一秒地过去了,终于下课了。我发现“黄蚂蚁”和“米血儿”正在谈天说地,我飞快地跑了过去,扬了扬手中的“果汁”,说:“这是我精心为你们准备的‘喷喷果汁’,要不要啊?”
他们俩看到后,便争先恐后地像饿狼似的跑来。“是我的!”“我先拿到的!”他俩谁也不让谁。
“咳!你们俩都有份!别急!一起喷!我本来就是买给你们俩分享的!”我假装“咳”了一下,引起他们的注意,把这瓶“自制假货”递给了他们。只见他们仰起头,张开嘴巴,用力地按着开关,两个都喷得不亦乐乎。我被他们的举动笑得前俯后仰,为了不让他们察觉,我只好在一旁偷笑:“这两个傻帽,居然没发现有诈,哈哈!这下有好戏看喽!”
喷了一会儿,“米血儿”两手叉腰,瞪起牛眼,气势汹汹地喊:“继荣,你瓶子里到底装的是什么水啊?怎么有股酸酸的味道!”
“是啊!这果汁的味道跟小卖部买的不一样啊!”“黄蚂蚁”也迷惑不解地说。“米血儿”厉声呵斥道:“坦白从宽,抗拒从严!老实招来!”
看到这两只发怒的“小狮子”,我见大事不妙,只得乖乖地举起手来:“两位大爷,今天是愚人节,饶命啊!再说白醋有很好的美容和杀菌效果啊!”
二人目瞪口呆……此时,校园里回荡着我和小伙伴的欢笑声……
[有趣的愚人节作文350字
篇15:有趣的英语竞赛日记400字
全文共 448 字
+ 加入清单07月07日 星期四 天气:晴
今天晚上,我去上菁华浩扬英语课时,徐老师让我们分成两组举行了一场对抗赛。首先她让我们给自己的队伍起一个好听的名字,于是在叽叽喳喳的叫嚷中我们选中了“雏鹰队”这个名字,而对手却选择了“猛虎队”来做他们的队名。
竞赛开始了,老师在我们两个队各挑了一个人,让他们到黑板前写单词,“斗”了几个回合后,我们组领先了两分,对方恼羞成怒,拼命想把比分给扳回来。可是在读单词环节中他们又输惨了,结果现在我们已经领先四分了。到最后一个抢答的环节了,老师说:“这个项目是考验你们的反应能力的,猛虎队还有扳回比分的机会,要加油呀!”猛虎队员们一个个跃跃欲试,摩拳擦掌,看起来要和我们拼一个你死我活,鱼死网破了。你看在比赛中他们都反应神速,你争我抢的回答问题,可我们的队员也不是好惹得,个个争的面红耳赤,最后徐老师统计比分,我们“雏鹰队”以26:17这样悬殊的差距赢得了比赛。徐老师说:“下次你们猛虎队要加油啊!”
下课了,我们的队员还嘲笑地说:“你们地上跑的还是不如我们天上飞的吧,哈哈哈!”
篇16:愚人节英语作文
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+ 加入清单April fool
last march, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in april. we were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to hong kong. on april 1 my father and i bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home. then we did some cleaning at home. at night when we were waiting for my grandfather, the bell rang and in came my mother. she smiled to us and said "april fools"!
篇17:有趣的愚人节作文900字
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+ 加入清单我的愚人节,总是那样丰富多彩,同学总会忘记愚人节,所以.........嘻嘻嘻嘻
我们班的同学,总是会忘记了愚人节(因为他们不爱看日历),但是我不会,而且这就是我的节日,即是骗人也不会有人骂我等等。
我进学校的第一件事,就是骗英语课代表加班长(因为他一人兼两职)。
“嘿,小车(因为他姓车)!”
“啊?干什么啊?有事么?什么事情?说啊!”
“听说昨天晚上的英语作业还有1—6模块的单词表3遍啊,你写了?”
“啊?怎么可能?哪有啊?英语老师怎么没告诉我?”
“那是老师后来来补的话。”我肯定的说。“那是你不在,你去W.C了。”
“哦?晕,我没写,快补!”
“哈哈哈哈哈哈…………”随着一阵震耳欲聋的声音后,全班安静,全看我一个人,他也看我。我们班的卫生委员说:“靠,大狐狸(我的绰号)!你太帅了!你太酷了!简直酷到裤衩掉地了!”“你咋了?”全班异口同声的问。
“哦?你们说今天是几月几号?”
“不知道!”
“你们咋就不看阳历牌呢?”我问。“今天是4月1号!”我说。
“呃........”这帮人还没反应过来。
“今天愚人节!”
“哦~~”全班一片唏嘘声。
“哈哈,再让你们不看日历,呼呼,这就是坏处!”
“啊!”全班朝我冲来,不知道是谁,勒住了我的脖子(不重)。
虽然说是这样,但是我就是趁这片忙乱,从人群队里爬出出来,虽然不太光彩,但是起码比被他们压死或被勒死强。
随后,我宣布我不在骗人了。
下一个目标:语文课代表!
“欣欣(语文课代表的化名)~~”
“啊?干嘛?”
“语文老师让你去拿作业。”
“哦。”
呵呵,到底看出语文课代表比较傻了。
“大狐狸!”
“怎么了?怎么了?”我装作不知道。
“哪有?你骗我了!好啊,刚才你还说不骗人了,又骗上了!”
“哈哈,不过老师真的说过了啊!不信你再去问。”
趁着他离开,我也跑了,跑到女厕所里,上课铃响了才回去。
下一个:数学课代表
“同桌(我同桌就是课代表),老师说下一节课和下午第三节对调!找老师去!”
“哦”同桌毫无防备,因为他刚才不在场
“喂!狐狸!你骗我!”
我说:“愚人节快乐!”
这就是我的愚人节,丰富多彩,得罪的还都是当官的,因为逗他们才有意思嘛!
因为我的同桌是女生,我可不舍得骗,简单的糊弄糊弄就行了。最后临放学,我找来了被骗课代表的轮流攻击。幸好同桌没上。呵呵,愚人节快乐!
篇18:写景记叙文:一堂有趣的英语课
全文共 580 字
+ 加入清单人都到齐后,老师就开始上课了,她先教我们读单词,只见她吐词清晰,她读一句,我们就跟着读一句,然后再问我们问题,答对时老师就会面对笑容地说:“good或very good。”更有趣的是:她还用玩游戏的方式来教我们学习……
今天这一课道具要用蛋糕,老师先把题讲完,就利用剩下的一个半小时去订做蛋糕,还说:“买回来后就让大家一起分享。”听后,大家都兴奋不已,于是,我们就自觉地打扫卫生,有的扫地,有的洒水,还有的拖地……
大约一个小时以后,我们在二楼看见老师回来了,为了逗老师开心,那些顽皮的小家伙有的躲了起来,有的放起了音乐,还有的吹起泡泡来,老师一进门,呈现在她眼前的是一个“泡泡天地”,我们真的把老师逗笑了,老师把蛋糕放在了许多桌子的正中间,然后轻轻地把它打开了。我们欢呼着把蜡烛插在了蛋糕上并且点燃了,然后用英语唱起了生日快乐歌,当我们正准备吹蜡烛时,老师提醒我们要Make a wish!原来是许愿的意思啊!我在心底里许了个愿,希望以后能当上国家足球队队员。许愿后,我们就吹灭了蜡烛,开始吃蛋糕啦,我故意把奶油弄得额头上、鼻子上、脸上和下巴上到处都是,同班同学都用那流利的英语来描述着我的这张“小丑”的脸,然后,开心地笑了,我们完全变成了一群可爱的外国学生。
今天上午的这堂英语课我们既吃了蛋糕,又学到了英语,真是有趣极了!
篇19:有趣的英语谜语大全
全文共 5011 字
+ 加入清单1. How many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
When you have a hole in your pocket.
3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
Darkness.
4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
A hole.
5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧师)
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it cant sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
Its nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because hes dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because Im a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?
He cant read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until its broken?
An egg.
53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)
Its a lot of bones without the person on them!
54. What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
55. What can you break with only one word?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck driver was walking.
58. Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
A map.
62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
The temperature.
63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
64. Why is writing called handwriting?
If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.