送老师的幽默搞笑贺词汇集 作文英语【通用20篇】

我们这一个学期，换了一位新的英语老师，他姓许。

初见时，只见他西装革履，器宇轩昂，嘴下有颗痣，算不上帅气，也算不上貌丑。可我一见他就心生厌恶，也说不出为什么。

外表也就那样了，但不得不说他确实是位好老师，讲课细致，该记的笔记也会特别尽心尽责地书写在黑板上。规定要背的内容他会全盘监督，可以说是十分之一丝不苟了。

早就听说许老师很严厉，真正接触他之后便发现，这位老师的严厉之中还是有几分平易近人的，不是人们想象中的那种恶魔。

最后不得不说的是许老师的字了。他常说：“字如其人。”甚至特地为此给我们上过一节课。但是他自己的字着实令叶某（我）不敢恭维。笔画相连，说白了就是连笔字，说是连笔字还算是美化，其实就是潦草，很多时候都极难辨认。抄笔记的我们着实是叫苦连天！

许老师，您常言“字如其人”。可您的字那么潦草，您说说，您是怎样的人呢？

说起郭老师，那是无人不知无人不晓。我们大家都很喜欢他。郭老师上课很幽默，让我们爱上郭老师教的科目。

有一次上课，老师给我们讲郑成功收服台湾这一课，他问郑成功渡海东征前在干什么?为什么要等一段时间再去哪?让我们想五分钟。

过了五分钟老师让我们举手回答，我们沉默了两分钟没人回答问题。老师发话了：“他能叠几只小船上面做两个老头就去吗?”我们班一阵大笑，有的捧着肚子笑，有的拍着桌子笑，还有的笑得喘不过气来……哈哈哈呵呵呵一阵大笑，郭老师也笑了。

有一次，郭老师在上课，他说你们接着写。过了一会老师说：“我们正在教室上课，十分安静突然一个炮声响了起来，原来是我们班的屁王放的，有人说放响屁当校长放臭屁当教授。”我们又是一阵笑声。

这就是幽默的郭老师，我们很喜欢他，你呢?

在数学课上，我们的班级里经常传出阵阵笑声。为什么呢！因为我们有一个幽默的数学老师——杨老师。

记得我们刚学铺地砖问题的时候，题总是出的很绕弯，不告诉你砖的面积，只告诉你一条边的长度，于是，不仔细审题的同学开始不算面积，直接铺“边”，或用错公式，铺“周长”的。杨老师发现了，便会指着题上的已知条件，列错的式子说道：“你家土豪啊！铺边儿？铺周长？”那个同学便马上埋头改正。

过了一会儿，讲题的时候，杨老师还要说：“咱们班有土豪，不铺砖，把砖敲碎了，铺边儿，铺周长。”全班一起笑，搞得那几个“土豪”很不好意思，脸上红一阵白一阵。有时候，杨老师还会一边看一边数：“一个土豪，两个土豪……又一个土豪……”

“当当当……”杨老师又敲黑板了。只见杨老师一边敲一边说：“回魂，回魂！”呵呵，准是又看见溜号的同学了。当这样的同学多了，杨老师便会很生气地站在讲台上说：“回魂，回魂，下次是让我拿个铃铛从台上招魂吗？”杨老师的“招魂绝招”是——扔粉笔头和罚竖式。杨老师的粉笔头百“扔”百中，总是命中头部，估计是因为角度学得好吧！还是因为是教数学的？而且竖式罚的极狠，上午五十道，下午就是一百道，再不行就一百五十道！所以，我们一致认为惹怒杨老师就是自讨苦吃！

这就是我幽默的数学老师，她幽默的话语将深刻的印在我心里。

在教棒和粉笔的共同飞舞中，在老师声声叮咛，鼓励和无微不至地呵护下，多少位良师被学子深深地印在心里啊！

——题记

我在这里写的是一位普普通通，平凡得不能再平凡的人民教师，５０来岁，由于终日为我们不辞辛苦的操劳，脸上布满了皱纹，她的两眼黑得发亮，锋利的目光，仿佛要把什么刺穿似的。我有点害怕。她只教我们还不到四个月，但是，每当我想起她时。她对我们的严就像教练训练运动员那样一丝不苟；她对我们很关心，体贴，就像对待自己的儿女一样。 但是，那一次，我尽对她起了怨恨。那是一节自习课，英语老师让同学们把作业本Ａ订正好交到办公室去批改，作业本Ｂ作好的也去批改。我怀着喜悦的心情拿着作好的Ｂ去批改，＂报告＂＂进来＂她的声音很平稳，我走了进去，队伍并不长，我跑到英语老师右边去批改，无意间发现了电脑里有语文竞赛的成绩，我便很期盼得到自己的成绩，不听话的手尽往鼠标地区前行，不经意间，我触摸到了，这下手更不听使唤，一直往下翻动着，＂啊＂我目瞪口呆，倒数第三，我的喜悦心情沉淀了下来，＂谁呀，谁在动我的电脑？＂一声果断而又严厉的语言向我发起进攻，我吓了一大跳，我心里想：哎呀，这下怎么办呀，不如来个死不承认，或者，英语老师的教棒在桌上＂吃吃＂作响，＂把手拿过来。＂我害怕极了，真想使用一下神仙的仙术，把英语老师的教棒变成长长的棉花棒，只有我能看见，而老师看不见，软软的棉花棒触摸了我一下，＂哇！＂教棒落下来了，打得好痛呀，我有点生气，心里暗暗想着；你这个老太太，太坏了，我只不过碰了一下鼠标，看了电脑屏幕一眼，也不过如此，您竟打我，只要教育几下就行了嘛，我可是个怕痛的女孩。我心中的怨恨一直不能平静。但刚想完，那教棒的滋味和对老师的怨恨跑掉了，我寻找着，发现它屹立在英语老师身上展现出来的无可抗拒的人格魅力上。

她总穿着比别人温暖的衣服，长得虽不出众，但是她的人格魅力在我心中是最出众的，那一次英语课，因我们作业做得不好，而被英语老师斥责了一翻，最使我深受教育的是这样一句话：我做事情，要做就要做到最好。＂这声音在教室里久久回荡，震撼着我的心灵。一颗＇作一个高尚的人＂的种子便埋下了，自从那节课后，我猛然发觉自己长大了好多好多，幼稚正向我告别。我的心底默默地感谢这位教我如何做人的英语老师。

A teacher I respect most is my teacher in charge teacher. She is strict with us, like mother love us.

The teacher has long hair, she has a kind heart, friendly. On one occasion, I write the word crooked, very ugly. Teacher zhang left me, let me write again. So far has been asking me to write neatly and specification, the teacher didnt let me go home. I was not the taste, thought: is it not a few words? Write write bad is not the same? Why so again and again to write, just write the word specification, its a waste of time. At home, I told mom, to leave the cause of the mother said to me: "words are the facade, from writing can see a persons personality.

The teacher strict requirement is right, is to be responsible for you, you write good word is their own, no one can steal. "Listened to my mothers words, I understand the purpose of the teacher, makes me more respect the teacher.

我最尊敬的一位老师是我的班主任老师。她像妈妈一样严格要求我们，疼爱我们。

老师留着一头长发，她心地善良，和蔼可亲。有一次，我写的字歪歪扭扭的，非常难看。张老师把我留了下来，让我重新写。一直让我把字写工整、规范为止，老师才让我回家。我当时很不是滋味，心想：不就是几个字吗 ?写好写坏不都是一样吗?干吗这么一遍又一遍地写，硬是把字写规范，真是浪费时间。回到家，我把挨留的原因告诉了妈妈，妈妈对我说：“字是门面，从写字上能看出一个人的性格。

老师严格要求是对的，是对你负责，你写一手好字是自己的，谁也盗不去。”听了妈妈的一席话，我明白了老师的用意，使我更加敬佩老师了。

My Chinese teacher has a yellow curly hair, is on the high side, under the curved eyebrows with a pair of big eyes and a cherry small mouth. She now has more than forty years old, but still looks young and beautiful. At ordinary times, dressed in a simple, generous, always say: "nature is beauty". She treats others kindly, care and love us very much, she also liked to look at the world classics, rich teaching experience.

On one occasion, the teacher caught a cold, feel top-heavy, we all say to the teacher: "youd better go home and rest, the body is the most important thing." But the teacher said: "I received your heart, but is the responsibility of the teacher in class, cant hold up your study, dont worry, Im okay." Immediately be utter silence in the classroom, so the teacher quietly give us a lecture, the students listen attentively and take notes carefully, the teacher looked at us, pleased to laugh.

Imperceptible hot summer is coming, a noise in the classroom, everyone complain about the weather is too hot, the sun is too dazzling, although there are two fans antipyretic, but sun let us cant open your eyes. These words are concerned about our teacher heard it. A teacher from work and went directly to make a curtain shop, solved this difficult problem. The students feel the warmth like the mother, is determined to repay the teacher with excellent performance.

This is concerned about our, love our teachers, we will sincerely to the teacher say: "thank you".

我的语文老师有着一头黄黄的卷发，个子偏高，弯弯的眉毛下面有一双水灵灵的大眼睛和一张樱桃小嘴。她现在已经四十多岁了，可依然显得年轻美丽。平时穿着朴素、大方，总说：“自然就是美”。她待人和蔼可亲，非常关心、爱护我们，她还特别喜欢看世界名著，教学经验丰富。

有一次，老师感冒了，觉得头重脚轻，我们都对老师说：“您还是回家休息吧，身体才是最重要的。”可老师却说：“你们的心意我领了，但是上课是人民教师的职责，不能耽误大家的学习，别担心，我没事的。”教室里顿时鸦雀无声，就这样老师小声地给我们讲课，同学们专心地听讲，认真做笔记，老师看着我们，欣慰地笑了。

不知不觉炎热的夏天来临了，教室里一片喧闹声，大伙都抱怨天气太热，阳光太刺眼了，虽然有两台电扇解热，可阳光却让我们无法睁开双眼。这些话都被关心我们的老师听见了。一下班老师就直接去了打窗帘的商店，解决了这一难题。同学们感到了妈妈般的温暖，都暗下决心要以优异的成绩报答老师。

这就是关心我们、爱护我们的老师，我们要真诚地向老师道一声：“谢谢您”。

Dear Mr. Cao

happy new year!

On the night of new years Eve, my parents and I went to Lianhua Mountain

to visit Deng Xiaoping after the reunion. The streets are deserted, and many

people have returned to their hometown. I think of the 23rd day of the twelfth

lunar month when my grandparents were busy cleaning the house and buying all

kinds of new years products. I am curious: why is the Spring Festival so busy?

Why are so many people desperate to buy tickets back home for the new year? What

are the customs and traditions of Chinese Spring Festival? Why do my parents

take me to pay a new years visit to grandfather Deng?

With these questions, I immediately found a book about Chinese Spring

Festival folklore when I went home. The book introduces many customs, including

pasting New Year pictures. It is said that the characters in the New Year

pictures can ward off evil spirits, eat reunion dinner, legend of new year

animals, offering sacrifices to the kitchen and sweeping the Chen, meeting the

God of wealth, etc. One of the most impressive is the kitchen and sweeping the

Chen.

Among the people, the traditional Spring Festival begins on the 23rd of the

twelfth lunar month and ends with the Lantern Festival. As the saying goes, "23,

sacrifice to the kitchen official." The kitchen official is the monitoring God

of the world. At this time of year, the kitchen official will go to heaven to

report everything on earth, so the people will worship him on the 23rd of the

twelfth lunar month. No matter how small the household is, they should clean up

the stove, several cases, pots and pans, and prepare kitchen cakes and sugar for

sacrifice. The kitchen cake is the dry food that the kitchen god wants to bring,

and the kitchen sugar should be put on the kitchen gods mouth. The cooking

sugar is made from malt. It tastes very sweet and sticky. It is put on the

kitchen gods mouth to let him "say good things from heaven and keep peace in

the lower world".

After the sacrifice, the kitchen was cleaned up. In the old days, it was

called "sweeping Chen", and "Chen" was homophonic with "dust", so sweeping Chen

was to sweep the dust in an all-round way. This is more detailed and

comprehensive than the usual cleaning. The places that are not easy to clean at

ordinary times, such as spider webs on the roof, dust, furniture corners, doors

and windows, etc., should be wiped clean with bamboo poles and rags. Bed sheets

and quilt covers will also be removed and cleaned. Some people even paint the

walls and paint doors and windows to make the interior look brand new.

There is no custom of offering sacrifices to the kitchen in our family. We

will "sweep the Chen" every year. This is the traditional virtue of the Chinese

nation, which loves to be clean and clean. In the future, I will also help my

family to clean up the house together.

There are also a lot of folk stories, I will tell you slowly after the

beginning of school.

Best wishes

Good health and good luck!

Your student: Li Chenhao

Mr. Lee is my English teacher, and is thirty. He likes sports very much, so he looks strong and young. He is fond of singing too. When we feel tired in the class, he will teach us some English songs. Sometimes he tells us some funny stories. He often encourages us to speak and write in English. Although we may make mistakes now and then, he always corrects them patiently and tells us how to write properly. He is really a good teacher. We all love him and his class.

我的英语老师姓李，他30岁了。他特别喜欢体育，所以看起采既年轻又强壮。他还很喜欢唱歌。每当我们上课累了的时候，他就教我们唱一些英文歌曲。有时还给我们讲一些有趣的故事。他经常鼓励我们用英语交谈和写作。虽然我们时不时地会犯一些错误，但他总是耐心地给我们指出并改正，还教我们如何正确表达。他真是一位好老师。我们都喜欢他，也喜欢上他的课。

我的英语老师并不是我的班主任，但她也并没有因为这个而更偏向于她的班级，相反，她总是一视同仁。

英语老师带着一副没有任何装饰的眼镜，就像她的性格，很直，虽然有时说话会有些重，但每个同学也都是明白他的用心良苦的;她的眉毛很浓，这也算是远看上去，老师最大的特点了吧;老师的个子也是不高，几乎全班同学都会有她高，但是她在同学们的心中却是无比高大的……但无论如何，老师的教学水平还是很不错的。

我是英语课代表，所以在英语方面我是一向不敢有一点怠慢的，在之前的每一次考试中，我也是有惊无险的坐在第一名的宝座上(在这里说一句实在话，这真的是很累，每次都得付出那么多，我也都是有一些厌烦了)。但是上次的期末考试，确实让我栽了个跟头，我的英语成绩一向是维持在140分左右的，考试这次竟然130分都考不到，这让我有些惊讶，更有些害怕，在几天后的通英语老师的交谈中，我也是从她的眼神中看到了一丝失望，这让我下定决心在今后一定要更加发奋学习。

当然，在英语方面，我也是犯了一些原则性的错误。前几天，老师突然在早上检查起了作业，要知道平日里老师是很少用课堂上的时间来做这样耽误时间的事的。可是那天，也是因为我的一些失误，作业有些未完成的没有告诉老师(再说句实话，告诉老师，真的很得罪人，就是因为怕得罪人，所以.....可是，世界上哪里有不自私的人啊?!!)也是被狠批了一顿，并跟着他们被多布置了几遍作业。对此，我很是心服，我也当然知道这是不对的，是害了同学。可是我却是因为怕得罪同学，我觉得这是我思想上的问题，今后我也应当正确承担起课代表应付的责任，真心为同学服务，所以，这也应了一开始我就说的话，老师对一切同学都是一视同仁的!

这便是我的英语老师，一个能够一视同仁，为同学着想，一个真正让我心服的老师!

学。

昨天,我到学校的时候,我的同桌对我说;咱们英语王老师从今往后在也不教咱们英语了.我说;这怎么可能.他说;是别的同学告诉我的.

最后他还跟我说是因为王老师找到工作了,所以才被掉走了.最终我还是没有相信他.

可是,在我去办公室改错题的时候我才发现王老师真的不教我们英语了.这时候我感觉我一定是看错了.等我回到教室的时候很多同学都说王老师掉走了,而且还换了一个男英语老师.

到了上英语课的时候,果然换了一个英语老师,我很后悔,王老师没有早一点跟我们说.可是这个老师刚进来就跟我们说;你们想不想见一个人呀.同学们都不约而同地回答到;想.其实我们早就知道是王老师,王老师一近来我们就都哭了.因为王老师教了我们四年.我知道王老师肯定是第一个来看的我们班.王老师还说有时间会回来看我们的.到了下午的时候王老师走了.我和我的同伴去送走了王老师.

我想王老师一定会回来看我们的.我一定要好好学习,不辜负王老师的期望.

我们换了一位英俊潇洒的英语老师，帅气的他，个头中等，身材匀称，健康的皮肤，乌黑亮丽的短发，非常有形，高高的鼻梁上架着一副眼镜，可能是因为时间戴久了，已压出了一道深深印子，他看上去斯斯文文的，很有学问，他就是我们的英语老师——何云先生。

他上课风趣幽默，常把同学们逗得开怀大笑。记得有一次上英语课，他先让我们看着书拼读英语单词，我们拼的都很认真，然后他用同学们最感兴趣的开火车的方式，让我们不看书拼单词，大家一下子来了兴趣，纷纷举起了小手。第一个同学李天宇站起来虽然说的不是很流利，但老师还是伸出了鼓励的大拇指，大声的说了声：“棒”！又一位同学站起来响亮而流利的拼出了单词，老师亲切的拍了拍他得肩膀说：“酷毙了！”逗得同学们哈哈大笑。每次上课何老师总能把课堂气氛带动的非常活跃，同学们都能聚精会神的听课，不由得被他这风趣幽默的上课方式给深深地吸引。风趣的他，有时也很厉害哦，对我们的书写要求总是一丝不苟，必须达到工整、漂亮。该背的课文和该默写的单词一定要会背诵，达到会默写，不然绝不会手软，所以我们从不敢抱着侥幸心理，总是老实、认真的去完成。

我喜欢风趣幽默又不失严格的何老师，我想你们也一定和我一样，让我们爱上英语！爱上何老师吧！

在这几天里，有一个老师给我留下了深刻的老师。

这位老师就是我的英语老师。她的鼻梁高高的，眼睛乌黑发光，长睫毛；金色的卷发从太阳穴下面垂下来，美丽极了。老师在课上，认真讲课，详细给我们大家讲一些重点和难题，还让我们现场进行对话表演。

有一次，老师叫我起来和他进行一次问候语的对话，就只是打几个招呼，问候一下他人而已，很简单。只要听清楚老师说的是什么意思，根据意思来回答就可以了。我就是这个样子去做的。老师还说我做的很好。very good!使我感到了学习英语也不困难。

老师还会自己想一些，有趣、好玩的学习方法，来增加我们的记忆力。在前几天，我们学习了英语26个字母中的5个元音字母，这五个元音字母分别是：A E I O U老师让我们把这五个元音字母写在左手的第一关节上面，大拇指——A，食指——E，中指——I，无名指——O，小拇指—— U，这样老师让我们看着左手上写的五个元音字母，教我们一个一个的读，等我们大家都读熟了以后，老师让我们看着手的另一面，老师随便读一个元音字母，我们就把字母对应的那个手指头伸出来。就这个样子我把这五个元音字母记得牢牢的。

老师还教我们怎样更快的记住单词地方法，用单词的音和意思来记住这个单词。还有教了我们一些字母组合，通过这些字母组合 ，可以很快地读出这些单词的读音，方便极了。

我喜欢这一位英语老师，我原来不太喜欢英语，通过这几天老师的指教，我渐渐对英语产生了兴趣。我还要对英语老师说几句话：“谢谢您老师，我一定不会辜负您对我的期望。”

这就是我的英语老师。

Dear teacher,

Hello!

In our life, since childhood, we have received the educational grace of our parents, now, we are receiving the educational grace of our teachers.

Teachers, hard gardener, all the time for our sake, and you are one of them. You and other teachers, three feet of the podium, a piece of chalk, do not know how much knowledge for us to write down. Chalk foam dyed your hair white, winter to spring, you in this small platform, do not know how many students.

I remember when I was just in junior high school, you led our class to teach us Chinese, but our classs Chinese score was not good, so I was afraid of Chinese class. Every class, I will be a person silently hiding in the corner. A few days later, you spotted me and called me to your office. At this point, the school is over and you are the only one left in the office. You kindly said to me: "my child, learning is an essential part of the way of life. It is by studying that you can acquire knowledge. But knowledge has the power to change everything. You must study if you want to grow up and get out of this backward village. And Chinese, is our mother tongue, is our root. We are all descendants of the Chinese people and should carry forward our mother tongue." I hung my head in shame. "Chinese is an essential part of learning. In fact, Chinese is not difficult to learn, as long as you carefully observe everything around you, usually pay more attention to accumulation, you will improve: you go back to think about it. Say that finish, let me hurry home.

As I trudged out of the office, I looked through the window and saw that you were still correcting our homework. The red marks on the exercise book all show your diligence and hard work. Since then, I will study hard Chinese, carefully observe the things around me, listen carefully in class. When you saw this, you finally smiled. This smile, like the sun, warms me and makes me work harder.

You are no longer teaching me, but you have taught me the most profound lesson. I will never forget you. I will never forget your back as you corrected your homework under the light. I will never forget the time when we studied together, the help you gave me.

Teacher, it is you who taught me Thanksgiving and taught me knowledge. I will always grow up with a grateful heart.

Wish: good luck in everything and good health.

Dear Mr. Cao

Hello!

Today, I would like to recommend to you a picture book of traditional

Chinese festivals, Spring Festival.

Spring Festival is the most grand, the most lively and the most important

ancient traditional festival in China. Every Spring Festival, we paste couplets,

red window decorations, and "pour" blessing. But why should the word "Fu" be

pasted upside down? It turns out that the word "Dao" and "Dao" are homophonic,

and vice versa is Fu "Dao". Its like "Fu" is home.

During the Spring Festival, we should not only paste couplets, red window

decorations and "pour" happiness, but also set off firecrackers and fireworks,

and wear red clothes. After reading this book, I realized that there was a

monster called Nian in ancient China. It went to the village to eat cattle,

sheep, chickens, pigs and people every year. Until one year, an old grandfather

who came to the village to beg lived in his wifes house when the villagers went

to avoid animals in the cave. When the "Nian" beast came, he set off

firecrackers in the yard and came out wearing a big red robe. In this way,

"Nian" beast was scared away. Since then, people have pasted couplets, red

window decorations and "Daofu" on their doors. They also set off firecrackers

and fireworks, and put on red clothes. If you are interested, dont read this

book.

Then there is the new years money. Every year on the eve of the Spring

Festival, adults give children lucky money. The original purpose of lucky money

is to suppress evil and expel evil spirits. Because people think that children

are vulnerable to the invasion of ghosts and insects, they use new years money

to drive away evil spirits and help children celebrate the new year safely. I

wish the children good health, good luck and peace in the new year. There is

also an old legend. This legend has something to do with a little demon called

"Sui". You will know after reading this book.

In a word, after reading this book, I gained a lot and also felt the spirit

of Chinese traditional culture. So I want to share with you, hope you will like

it!

wish

Happy new year and good health!

Your student: Wen Zhuo Yan

生日快乐!愿这特殊的日子里，你的每时每刻都充满欢乐。下面是小编整理的关于12岁生日贺词英语，欢迎阅读参考！

1.Each birthday is a milestone we touch along lifes way. May your birthday be happy in more ways than one. 每个生日都是我们人生之旅的一个里程碑，愿你的生日百事顺意。

2.Happy birthday. I hope today treats you well. 生日快乐，祝你今天过得愉快！

3.Hope your birthday is like you ?? special.A Happy Birthday!希望你的生日像你一样??不同寻常。 生日快乐！

4.Wishing you a wonderful day and a year filled with happiness！祝你生日妙不可言，整年沉浸在幸福里！

5.Happy birthday to a wonderful person!祝一位极帅的人生日快乐！

6.二人堪称“知已”。 我正是这样看你。你事无巨细都表现出温馨的友谊，为此我祝你生日幸福无比。

7.The kindest friend there could ever be is the kind of friend you are to me.Happy Birthday!世上如有诤友， 那就是像你对我那样关怀的朋友。祝你生日快乐！

8.E8.very day is birthday time when thinking of you, and I shall keep one sublime hoping your many dreams come true.每当想到你我好似天天都在过生日，可我特别珍视其中的一天，祝愿你在这天美梦都能实现。

温馨。

In honour of your moving out of the twenties, we are giving you a marvelous birthday party. 为庆祝你跨越二十岁，我们准备了一个盛大的生日宴会。

长寿

9.May you enjoy to the fullest the joy of today. Wishing that your special day be a winner all the way! 愿你享尽今日之欢乐，祝你的生日百事顺心！

10.Warmest wishes that your birthday holds nothing but the best. The finest things in life today and every day! 热烈祝贺你的生日，愿生日中最美好的一切属于你！

11.好运和幸福。希望这是你度过的最美好的生日！

12.Let me join all your other friends in wishing you a happy birthday. Today specially belongs to you. Take this chance to enjoy yourself in everything you do.让我与你的朋友们一道共庆你生日快乐，今天属于你，祝你欢欢喜喜！

13.My heartiest birthday greetings to you, a feeling much warmer than anybody can know. Best wishes for everything your heart desire in the year. 我诚挚的生日祝福，情深意重，祝你在未来的一年里，心想事成！

14.Be happy, be cheerful. It"s time to celebrate. My friend was born today. Hope your course is charted for lots of luck all the year through. 祝你幸福，愿你快乐，庆祝今天你来到这个世上。在生命航程新的一年中，愿幸运时时与你相伴！

15.A little birthday wish just to let know how much I care about you. May you seek all the best that the world has to give. May you never stop learning for as long as you live. 小小的生日祝福。略表我的心愿。愿你的追求孜孜不倦，愿你永远学而不厌。

16.My greetings come with affection for the nicest kind of birthday that could be wished for you. When this day comes to an end and you lie down to rest, may the peace of a golden dream be filled with happiness. 我的祝福捎来我对你的爱，愿你的生日过得称心如意，当一天过去，你躺下享受安宁，愿幸福弥漫你恬静的金色梦境。

17.Have a great day, for today is your birthday and a wonderful event. Wish you happiness unfolding like the petal of a rose. 生日之际，祝你度过妙不可言的一天，愿你的幸福如绽放的玫瑰般芬芳！

18.Wishing you a wonderful birthday. You make this world a nicer place just by being so kindhearted. May this day that is all your own hold happiness for you and the years to come be filled with all the best things, too. 祝你生日快乐，你的善良使这个世界变得更加美好，愿这完全属于你的一天带给你快乐，愿未来的日子锦上添花！

19.May each hour be happy one on this special day. May the day ahead be more than happy, too, as all your dreams and plans work out just right for you. 祝你在这特殊的日子里，时时刻刻都充满快乐，祝你来日多福，捷报频传！

20.May your birthday bring lots of joy in the year you have begun. Accept my wishes for many happy returns on your birthday.愿你的生日带给你无限快乐的一年，请接受我的生日祝福！

快乐！

21.Looking back across the years, we come to realize that it takes many birthdays to make us kind and wise. Growing older only means the spirit grows serene. Happy birthday!回首以往，我们渐渐认识到，是这些众多的生日使我们宽厚仁爱，更增智慧，年龄的增长使心境愈趋宁静。祝生日快乐！

22.ime flies. Today comes your birthday. The best of all good things for this special day and all the many more to come. Many happy returns!

23.Congratulations and warmest wishes for your birthday and every day. 祝你生日快乐，天天快乐！

24.May every special happiness fill this day for you and may the year bring all the best things you are looking forward to. 愿你的生日特别快乐，愿新的一年中心想事成！

成功！

25.Wishing you a birthday that is among your very best. I hope that all the years ahead will be as happy as you have been in the past. 祝你度过一个最美好的生日，希望你未来的日子与以往一样快乐！

26.I want to tell you on this special day that Im very glad time hasnt changed our friendship any. Hoping your birthday is great. 在这特殊的日子里，我想说我真高兴，时光没有改变我们的友谊，祝你生日其乐无穷。

27.We hope that you enjoy this special day and your birthday grows happier by the minute! 我们祝你欢庆这一天，愿你生日的快乐与分俱增！

28.Many happy returns of this special day. All our best wishes go to you on your birthday. 祝你生日快乐，给你我们所有的祝福！

聪颖的你生日快乐！

29.Affectionate birthday greetings. Birthday means a new beginning and a new chance to take hold on life. 在你生日之际，向你致以亲切的祝贺。生日意味着一个新的开端，意味着重新把握生活的机会。

30.Happy birthday. May gladness fill your every hour on this special day. 生日快乐！愿这特殊的日子里，你的每时每刻都充满欢乐。

31.Warm wishes on your birthday. I send along my love and affection for you as well as a small gift. Take care! 热烈祝贺你的生日，捎给你我对你的爱，也寄去一件小礼物，多保重！

32.Wishing you a happy birthday! May the best and loving things be some of the joy your birthday brings. 祝你生日快乐！愿生日带给你的欢乐中蕴涵着一切美好！

33.Grandma means sunshine filled with blessings from above, Grandma means kindness because it’s another name for love May this be a special birthday for you.奶奶是充满祝福的阳光，照耀我身；奶奶是慈祥和蔼的别名，爱的象征。愿您的生日特别快乐！

34.Send this special birthday wish just to let you know that you’ll always be remembered for the thoughtfulness you show.献上这特别的生日祝愿，只想让您知道：因为您对我的体贴关怀，我永远不会把您忘怀。

35.You know you’re thought of lovingly each day throughout the year.But it’s nice to mention it again when special days are here.您知道我们无日不把你亲切思念，逢寿辰当然要把这话再说一遍。

36.Happy birthday. May gladness fill your every hour on this special day.

生日快乐!愿这特殊的日子里，你的每时每刻都充满欢乐。

Warm wishes on your birthday. I send along my love and affection for you as well as a small gift. Take care!

37.  热烈祝贺你的生日，捎给你我对你的爱，也寄去一件小礼物，多保重!

Affectionate birthday greetings. Birthday means a new beginning and a new chance to take hold on life.

38.  在你生日之际，向你致以亲切的祝贺。生日意味着一个新的开端，意味着重新把握生活的机会。

Its time to celebrate your birthday. Happy birthday to an attractive and intellectual girl.

39.  是庆祝你生日的时候了，祝福美丽、聪颖的你生日快乐!

Many happy returns of this special day. All our best wishes go to you on your birthday.

40.  祝你生日快乐，给你我们所有的祝福!

We hope that you enjoy this special day and your birthday grows happier by the minute!

41.  我们祝你欢庆这一天，愿你生日的快乐与分俱增!

I want to tell you on this special day that Im very glad, time hasnt changed our friendship any. Hoping your birthday is great.

42.  在这特殊的日子里，我想说我真高兴，时光没有改变我们的友谊，祝你生日其乐无穷。

Wishing you a birthday that is among your very best. I hope that all the years ahead will be as happy as you have been in the past.

43.  祝你度过一个最美好的生日，希望你未来的日子与以往一样快乐!

Congratulations on your birthday. May the coming year be filled with happiness and success.

44.  敬贺诞辰!愿这一切充满欢乐、成功!

May every special happiness fill this day for you and may the year bring all the best things you are looking forward to.

45.  愿你的生日特别快乐，愿新的一年中心想事成!

Congratulations and warmest wishes for your birthday and every day.

46.  祝你生日快乐，天天快乐!

Time flies. Today comes your birthday. The best of all good things for this special day and all the many more to come. Many happy returns!

47.  时光飞逝，今天又是你的生日，愿今天你拥有一切美丽，来年生日更美好，一年更胜一年。生日快乐!

May you keep in good health and good spirit both on your birthday and all through the year. Hope your birthday is happy and your wishes all come true.

48.  祝你生日健康愉快，祝你天天健康愉快，愿你一切愿望都能实现。

Happy birthday. I hope today treats you well.

49.  生日快乐，祝你今天过得愉快!

Each birthday is a milestone we touch along lifes way. May your birthday be happy in more ways than one.

50.  每个生日都是我们人生之旅的一个里程碑，愿你的生日百事顺意。

Wishing you a happy birthday! May the best and loving things be some of the joy your birthday brings.

51.  祝你生日快乐!愿生日带给你的欢乐中蕴涵着一切美好!

Permit me to congratulate you on reaching another of these anniversary landmarks today. May each day be as happy as your birthday. Have a wonderful birthday!

52.  祝贺你抵达了生命的又一个里程碑，愿你每天都象过生日一样充满喜悦。祝你生日无比快乐

53.    Happy birthday. May gladness fill your every hour on this special day.

生日快乐!愿这特殊的日子里，你的每时每刻都充满欢乐。

Warm wishes on your birthday. I send along my love and affection for you as well as a small gift. Take care!

54.  热烈祝贺你的生日，捎给你我对你的爱，也寄去一件小礼物，多保重!

Affectionate birthday greetings. Birthday means a new beginning and a new chance to take hold on life.

55.  在你生日之际，向你致以亲切的祝贺。生日意味着一个新的开端，意味着重新把握生活的机会。

Its time to celebrate your birthday. Happy birthday to an attractive and intellectual girl.

56.  是庆祝你生日的时候了，祝福美丽、聪颖的你生日快乐!

Many happy returns of this special day. All our best wishes go to you on your birthday.

57.  祝你生日快乐，给你我们所有的祝福!

We hope that you enjoy this special day and your birthday grows happier by the minute!

58.  我们祝你欢庆这一天，愿你生日的快乐与分俱增!

I want to tell you on this special day that Im very glad, time hasnt changed our friendship any. Hoping your birthday is great.

59.  在这特殊的日子里，我想说我真高兴，时光没有改变我们的友谊，祝你生日其乐无穷。

Wishing you a birthday that is among your very best. I hope that all the years ahead will be as happy as you have been in the past.

60.  祝你度过一个最美好的生日，希望你未来的日子与以往一样快乐!

Congratulations on your birthday. May the coming year be filled with happiness and success.

61. 敬贺诞辰!愿这一切充满欢乐、成功!

Dear English teacher：

Hello，thank you for the last few more and for our education，when you first came here，I thought you very fierce. The results you are very kind，I like your clas very much，although you are very strict，take care to do for customs clearance. But the love make fun of. I began to think that I would learn English is very poor，the results from the period of senior high school entrance examination and the monthly exam，I did not read at first I was so bad，but also got eighty-six and ninety point five. In this you I want to say thanks to you，thank you for this a few months of teaching

Your students：

Shi Senmiao

In January

提起来我们班是个严肃郑重的班级，在下课可是十分搞笑。老师在上课的时候也会幽默。比如……

我记得在三年级一个语文的代课老师给我们上课，那天语文课，代课老师给我们改作业本发现我们班有许多的错别字大王。一天的作业里就五题，他们错别字已经满天飞了，我也在其中。老师说：“如果世界上有错别字大赛的话，我们班去参赛，那冠军一定非我们莫属。”一说完我们班几乎没几个是能坐在椅子大笑的，都笑得直不了腰。但在下午的班队课上，我以为是自由活动，但错了。老师还是在改作业本，突然冒出一句话：“卖垃圾了，卖垃圾了。”一位同学说：“what？”老师说：“这不是么？”一边说一边指着作业本。又说：“我问陈同学你养狗了吗？把狗带过来了？把真的一‘横’当骨头给狗吃了。”“我没带狗过来。”听完老师的话，大家捧腹大笑，教室里充满了“哈哈哈”的笑声。

我们的老师虽然上课很幽默，但下课也不是很幽默。他只是我们的代课老师但我们也随时欢迎来我们班来上课，但他这一天让我终生难忘！把我从错字国拉回了正字国。我喜欢这一位幽默老师。

My new teacher

The new semester has begun。 Every thing seems the same as before， except one thing。 That is our class has a new English teacher。 His name is Yang yang， but we always call his English name， Robert。 He is young and sunshine。 He just graduated from university。 His pronunciation is very good and I like his spoken English。 Robert is humorous and his class is interesting and lively。 Except for the textbook， he finds many other articles for class teaching， such as songs， movies and cartoons。 He says that we can learn more from what we are interested in。 I like this new teacher。

作文翻译：

新学期已经开始了。除了一件事以外，每一件事看起来都和原来一样。那就是我们班来了个新的英语老师。他的名字叫杨阳，但是我们经常叫他的英文名Robert。他年轻阳光，刚刚从大学毕业。他的发音很标准，我很喜欢他的口语。Robert很幽默，他的课堂生动有趣。除开课本，他还找了很多文章进行课堂教 学，比如歌曲，电影和卡通。他说我们可以从我们感兴趣的东西学到更多。我喜欢这位新老师。

dear teacher:

hello!

today is the day we were with you, you said a lot of us touched by the words of the students cried, although you installed in front of us very strong, but you are actually very fragile, and we clearly see your heart tears, at the same time, you also give us too much asked, to be honest, i really there is highly touched, because you are too self-interested for my face, and for "those who do not learn from it, with the junior high school students were mixed together" to large to encompass all of their mind to see these, each and every student class, or even usually strong and then boys could not help but to cry, but fortunate because we have the opportunity to repay you, as long as we strive to learning, a good test results, and this is the greatest consolation to you!

teacher, i will always remember you, you are on our education (junior high, high school, not because some trivial way to go landslides, leading to decreased academic performance) i will always be unforgettable! teachers, we love you!

meanwhile, i would like to ask the teacher you are assured that i will not be shaken because of the harassment of others, please believe me, please?

student: vvv

我有一个十分幽默的老师，他姓赖。他有一头乌黑的短发，一双大眼长在小船似的眉毛下，看起来很有精神。

“叮铃叮铃”，上课了，同学们都端正地坐在教室里听课。当老师背过身在黑板写字的时候，孙阳贼头贼脑地看了一眼老师，然后小心翼翼地从抽屉里拿出了一个鸡蛋。让人看了“口水直流三千尺”，忍不住想吃一口。孙阳剥鸡蛋的时候不小心弄出了声音，但他依然好像旁若无人似的继续剥。当他剥完了鸡蛋壳，正细细品尝的时候，老师神不知鬼不觉地走到了孙阳的后面，拍拍孙阳的头说：“鸡蛋好吃吗？看你吃得那么香，我也想吃了，给我吃一口好吗？”同学们笑得喘不过气来，孙阳听了，脸红了。老师摸了一下他的头，说：“以后上课可不能再吃鸡蛋了，否则考试要考零蛋的哟！”老师再一次把我们逗得哄堂大笑，孙阳听了，不好意思地低下了头。

有一天，班里面的两位同学打架了，被老师看到了，老师说：“要打架可以，去厕所里打，谁掉进马桶谁就输，赢的就出来，分不出胜负就别出来。”两个同学听了，说：“赖老师，我们再也不打架了。”

这就是我的幽默的老师——赖老师。

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在学校里，有人喜欢文静的语文老师，有人喜欢严肃的数学老师，还有人喜欢温柔的英语老师，而我却喜欢那幽默的品德老师——田老师。

田老师十分漂亮，而且很幽默，她常常把那一头乌黑发亮的长发披在肩上，那一双水汪汪的大眼睛缀在弯月似的眉毛下，加上高高的鼻子，红润润的樱桃小嘴，真是美极了！

上品德课时，田老师穿着白色的裙子，踩着雪白的高跟鞋，“哒哒哒”地走进教室，站在讲台前，大声地跟我们问好，我们也向老师问好，可不知怎么回事，同学们都无精打采的，声音像是从电力不足的播放器里传出来的，拖拖拉拉：“老师，您好——。”田老师听了直皱眉头。她没有直接让我们坐下，而是模仿我们的语调，特地拖长声音说：“同学们好——。”奇怪又搞笑的声音一下子吸引了大家的注意，同学们不解地你看着我，我看着你。望着大家不得其解的神情，田老师继续放慢了几倍语速，怪声怪调地说道：“你们猜猜看，是我说得快一些，还是你们快一些，哪个好听？”这声音还好听？我们忍不住笑出声来了。这一问，也让我们恍然大悟，连忙调整状态，重新向老师问好。这次，我们的声音整齐响亮，铿锵有力。田老师满意地点了点头，微笑着示意我们坐下。

田老师还有一肚子的笑话，要是下午上课，同学们昏昏欲睡，田老师那红嘴儿一张，笑话一个接一个，没完没了。同学们听了顿时哈哈大笑起来，瞌睡虫也被赶跑了，学习氛围一下子浓了起来。

谢谢您，田老师！您用那独一无二的幽默教育法帮我们改掉了许多坏习惯，又在您的潜移默化中养成了很多好习惯。您对我们的教诲，我们终生难忘！