送老师的幽默搞笑贺词汇集 作文英语（20篇）

Dear Mr. Cao

happy new year!

On the night of new years Eve, my parents and I went to Lianhua Mountain

to visit Deng Xiaoping after the reunion. The streets are deserted, and many

people have returned to their hometown. I think of the 23rd day of the twelfth

lunar month when my grandparents were busy cleaning the house and buying all

kinds of new years products. I am curious: why is the Spring Festival so busy?

Why are so many people desperate to buy tickets back home for the new year? What

are the customs and traditions of Chinese Spring Festival? Why do my parents

take me to pay a new years visit to grandfather Deng?

With these questions, I immediately found a book about Chinese Spring

Festival folklore when I went home. The book introduces many customs, including

pasting New Year pictures. It is said that the characters in the New Year

pictures can ward off evil spirits, eat reunion dinner, legend of new year

animals, offering sacrifices to the kitchen and sweeping the Chen, meeting the

God of wealth, etc. One of the most impressive is the kitchen and sweeping the

Chen.

Among the people, the traditional Spring Festival begins on the 23rd of the

twelfth lunar month and ends with the Lantern Festival. As the saying goes, "23,

sacrifice to the kitchen official." The kitchen official is the monitoring God

of the world. At this time of year, the kitchen official will go to heaven to

report everything on earth, so the people will worship him on the 23rd of the

twelfth lunar month. No matter how small the household is, they should clean up

the stove, several cases, pots and pans, and prepare kitchen cakes and sugar for

sacrifice. The kitchen cake is the dry food that the kitchen god wants to bring,

and the kitchen sugar should be put on the kitchen gods mouth. The cooking

sugar is made from malt. It tastes very sweet and sticky. It is put on the

kitchen gods mouth to let him "say good things from heaven and keep peace in

the lower world".

After the sacrifice, the kitchen was cleaned up. In the old days, it was

called "sweeping Chen", and "Chen" was homophonic with "dust", so sweeping Chen

was to sweep the dust in an all-round way. This is more detailed and

comprehensive than the usual cleaning. The places that are not easy to clean at

ordinary times, such as spider webs on the roof, dust, furniture corners, doors

and windows, etc., should be wiped clean with bamboo poles and rags. Bed sheets

and quilt covers will also be removed and cleaned. Some people even paint the

walls and paint doors and windows to make the interior look brand new.

There is no custom of offering sacrifices to the kitchen in our family. We

will "sweep the Chen" every year. This is the traditional virtue of the Chinese

nation, which loves to be clean and clean. In the future, I will also help my

family to clean up the house together.

There are also a lot of folk stories, I will tell you slowly after the

beginning of school.

Best wishes

Good health and good luck!

Your student: Li Chenhao

Our English teacher, Ms Huang, came to our school in 1980. She has been an English teacher for more than 30 years. She works hard and has been a model teacher for many years.

She is kind and friendly to us after class, but She is rather strict with us in class. She always encourages us to speak and read more English. She often says,"Practice makes perfect." She is good at teaching and tries her best to make every lesson lively and interesting. She often gives us slide shows, teaches us English songs and helps us to put on short English plays. She is not only our teacher but also our friend. We all respect and love her.

Tomorrow she is going to attend an important meeting, at which she will be given a medal for her advanced deeds.

黄老师是我们的英语老师，她1980年来到我们学校，已经当了30多年的英语老师。她工作努力，多年来一直是模范教师。

课下，她对我们很友善，但课堂上却对我们要求很严。她经常带鼓励我们多说多读英语，常常说“熟能生巧”。她教得很好而且尽可能使每节课都上得生动有趣。她常给我们放幻灯片，教我们唱英语歌曲，还帮助我们排演英语小话剧。她不仅是我们的老师，同时又是我们的朋友，我们都尊敬和爱戴她。

明天，她将出席一个重要会议，在会上她的先进事迹将受到表彰。

Humor is a flavor of our lives. Humor can soften relationship between

people; humor can adjust the atmosphere of different occasions; humor can bring

more fun and joy to our lives.

First, humor is very necessary in communicating with others because it can

soften relationship between people. In the process of getting along with others,

the occurrence of difference and contradiction is inevitable. Sometimes, when we

want to persuade others to agree with our points, we will find that our points

are easier to be accepted if we argue in a humorous tone.

Second, humor can adjust the atmosphere of different occasions. A person

having a good sense of humor is good at adjust the atmosphere. For example, in a

family, if the husband has a good sense humor, their family life would be more

harmonious because he can adjust the atmosphere in time to avoid the occurrence

of quarrel.

Finally, a person having a good sense of humor can bring fun and joy to

others. It is not difficult to find that a humorous person is always warmly

welcomed in any occasions because he can bring happiness to everywhere he goes.

In addition, staying with the humorous people, we will find that we will be more

positive and our lives will be more wonderful.

Therefore, all of us need to learn some skills of humor and use them

properly so that we can make our lives be more wonderful.

陈老师,您好:

我是五年三班vv

简单的讲,我曾经以为通过这个假期的努力,我会让他喜欢上英语,但看起来我是错了.尽管这个假期又重新补了第八册的英语,但是他还是有些抵触心态......只是希望这学期能得到陈老师的积极支持与鼓励.哪怕是

每一课的单词认真写了,课文很流利的背出来了,课堂会积极回答问题了,课外又读了一个英语故事或笑话等.我希望他得到你的赞赏和鼓励.因为您的一句话,一个鼓励,一句赞赏,可能就会增加他的学习兴趣,也会给他留下终生的记忆.......也可能因此而改变他的一生!!!

陈老师,其实我们知道您非常希望您的每一个学生都学好它......喜欢它.......甚至从他们中间走出未来的外交家,出色的外商,即便是个出租车司机也是可以和老外自如交流的人.

是的,但是有时也许只是一个鼓励的眼神,一句积极的语言,他们都可能会增加学习外语的

兴趣.而且如果能够让他们用外语交流感兴趣的话题,这也不失为一种提高学习英语兴趣的方法.他们可能会因此而改变一生,因为他因你的鼓励支持而喜欢上了它.

我希望也盼望着听到他不断喜欢英语学习的消息.发自内心的说声谢谢您.!!!

我的联系电话是_____________.任何时候都愿意听到您美妙的声音.

祝您工作愉快!!!

vv

Hello teacher:

I am very happy and excited about the new year. Today is the new years eve

of the new years Eve. In the afternoon, I helped my father hang a Chinese knot

Also go to the florist to buy all kinds of colorful flowers, dress up as a happy

home. In the evening, we went to my grandmothers house to have the new years

Eve dinner. Before the new years Eve, our two-year-old brother Dudu saw the

rich dinner on the table and said, "Wow! There are so many delicious things In

the new years Eve dinner, we eat with relish and drink the corn juice made by

my grandmother. Its really sweet in the mouth and sweeter in the heart.

Everyone is very relaxed and happy. After dinner, everyone went to set off

firecrackers. Before they started, they saw the same bright flower in the night

sky, red, yellow, blue, green, purple Colorful, beautiful! My father bought me

my favorite morning light fireworks, I took one, my father lit it with incense,

saw beautiful sparks flying out of the fireworks, I used it to draw countless

small circles.

Im going home. When I get home, I turn on the TV and the Spring Festival

Gala begins. The comic dialogue inside is so interesting! Its so funny that you

can laugh. Its really nice! It sounds so good that people cant help but follow

hem. The dance inside is so beautiful! Its so beautiful that people

unconsciously jump up. After the Spring Festival Gala is over, my father and I

went down to fight the closing gun and went home to sleep.

Best wishes

happy new year

我的语文老师史老师非常幽默。 史老师叫本子上.纸上没有写名字的小朋友“无名英雄”；又叫上课不专心的小朋友“懒虫”；又叫我“小家伙”......哈！真好玩儿！ 今天，史老师要我们背第11课的第3小节。然后又“请”王子康上台背。王子康三步并作两步地走上台。背了起来：“周总理身穿对襟白褂，咖啡色......”王子康说到这儿卡住了。这时，史老师接了一句：“咖啡色短裤啊！”“短裤，哈哈！”我们班哄堂大笑。王子康继续背下去：“头上包着一条水红色围巾！”“围巾，围巾包在头上的？”史老师严肃地说。“哈哈哈！”我们又嘻嘻哈哈地笑了起来。课本上明明显显地写着“头上包着一条水红色头巾”，怎是围巾给我们包头的？ 真是一位幽默的史老师！我爱我们的史老师。

她长着一双炯炯有神的眼睛，看起来显得特别有智慧，在额头上一个迷人的斜流海总是用一个可爱又漂亮的小拤子，夹在一边，显得特别年轻﹑可爱，她还扎着一个高高的马尾辨，显得特别有精神，脸上挂着笑容，她就是我们的英语老师----郭延华。

英语老师在课上特别的严，就像一名交通警察，她会把“闯红灯”（搞小动作）和“乱摁喇叭”(讲话的学生)“车”（学生）抓起来。

英语老师对工作特别认真，在批改作业时就像一名安检员，她会把同学们生产的“产品”（作业）审查清楚，把“违规”（错误）的“产品”（作业）打回去“重新加工”（重新做一遍）。

英语老师上课特别有感情，读课本时总是带着音调，忽高忽低，就像被电子琴弹出来的一首首小歌，在弹得过程中，重音键和低音见分的那么清楚，老师讲的课那么丰富多彩，每一各章节都仿佛在我们的心里打开了一扇窗户，让我学到更多的知识，感受英语的乐趣。

从英语老师身上我领悟到了花儿的芬芳离不开园丁的勤劳，小草的翠绿离不开春雨的无私奉献，我们的茁壮成长离不开您的谆谆教导。

花儿以迷人的芬芳回报园丁，小草已浓浓的翠绿回报春雨，我们就以优异的成绩回报您----老师。

[我的英语老师作文450字

Dear Mr. Wang,

Hello!

Recently, our class held the "Beautiful Christmas Chorus Competition" activity, I was unable to participate in the school recitation team recording activity, so I feel very sorry.

Remember Monday, you asked the students: "these days there are two festivals - Christmas and New Years Day, which holiday do you want to celebrate? We happen to coincide with the selection of "Christmas", of course, this is also my favorite holiday, it can be seen that we love Christmas in particular. Although, the festival chose my favorite, but when the team leader, not so gratified. You let the students recommend, but for some reason, the students did not choose me. I think, if you can recommend yourself first, then let the students vote on it. Because only let the students recommend or vote, the recommended students may not want to be, while the equivalent students like me, but may not have the opportunity, do you think I said reasonable?

Teacher, in fact, this is a small matter, the most regrettable is not able to spend Christmas with my classmates. How I envied bu Qingyang the other day for his successful participation in the party! Do you know? That afternoon, during the rehearsal of the recitation team, we were absent-minded, dejected and extremely sad.

Teacher, in fact, I understand your work, you are also for our good, I just want to talk with you about my heart.

merry

The work is smooth

Song Yuxuan

Dear staff and their families

hello everyone!

"Spring comes early again", the Spring Festival of the year of the sheep is

quietly coming to us. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, principal Chen of

Taishan junior high school, together with the school leadership, extended new

years blessing and festival greetings to the hard-working staff and their

families, and extended high respect and sincere thanks to the family members who

have been caring and supporting the work of the school for a long time!

The past 2014 has been an extraordinary year. It has been a year when we

have worked hand in hand, overcome difficulties and forge ahead in unity. It has

also been a year of fruitful achievements and good news. Under the correct

leadership of the superior competent department, all the staff of our school are

in the same boat through ups and downs, unite as one, work hard and forge ahead

with determination, overcome many difficulties and strive for first-class

achievements. The school was rated as a modern school in Jiangsu Province; in

the assessment of the school by the Education Bureau, the school won the second

prize; more than 20 students entered Baoying county middle school, and a large

number of students were admitted to other senior high schools free of charge; in

the provincial supervision, the school scored high and passed the supervision of

experts, leading experts listened to 24 classes, and 23 courses were awarded

excellent grades; In the national middle school students composition contest,

Yang Yichen, a student from class 6 of junior high school, participated in the

provincial final and won the first prize. In the final examination just

finished, each grade reached or exceeded the assessment index issued by the

school at the beginning of the school year. When we are immersed in these

achievements bring us joy and joy, we will think that these gains come from the

hard work of teachers. It is you who guide students to constantly improve their

moral quality; it is you who work hard to let students broaden their horizons

and appreciate the brilliant scenery of scientific and cultural knowledge. Of

course, the achievement of these achievements is inseparable from the support of

the family members of the staff. There are also sweat and effort of the family

members in these achievements. Here we would like to sincerely say "thank you

for your hard work". Winter vacation is a holiday full of festivities, and the

Spring Festival is an auspicious and happy festival. In order to have a full and

civilized Festival, the school puts forward the following suggestions.

Give yourself more reminders. We should always pay attention to the safety

of fire, electricity and gas during the holidays. When visiting relatives and

friends, we must pay attention to guard against theft, close the doors and

windows, lock the door, and do not drive after drinking to ensure the safety of

yourself and your family. We should consciously avoid gambling, drinking, feudal

superstitious activities and indulging in the Internet. We should do more

physical exercise every day and take part in healthy and beneficial cultural and

recreational activities. Pay attention to scientific diet, dont overeat and

take good care of your body.

Give more time to study. Winter vacation has a relatively concentrated time

to be at your disposal. It is suggested that you should arrange a little time

for self "charging". On the one hand, we should sum up the experience and

lessons in the work of this semester and formulate the work plan and objectives

for the next semester; on the other hand, we can calm down to get familiar with

the curriculum standards of teaching subjects and read the textbooks for the

next semester in advance. Read one or two good books, study some education and

teaching theory, constantly enrich, enrich, improve themselves. Let thinking and

practice walk together, let oneself better adapt to the needs of classroom

teaching reform.

Give your family more care. Enjoy the family, our life journey is not

lonely, spread the family, can win the respect of others. During the Spring

Festival, lets be filial to our elders, take care of our younger ones, and keep

in touch with our friends. In particular, we should take care of our bodies,

experience the beauty of human nature and feel a better life in dedication and

care.

Finally, once again, I wish you all a safe, happy, peaceful and meaningful

festival. I wish all staff and their families a happy Spring Festival, all the

best of luck, good health and a happy family!

老师：

您好，从我们班主任的口中得知你即将去美国留学，虽然我们不能阻止你前进的道路，带我们永远支持你!每个人都是自私的，我也一样，我依然舍不得你离开我们，虽然我们只相处一年，可是产生的暖厚感情是千言万语道不尽的，每当我们遇到难题时，你总是耐心的讲解，您的课总是讲的那么细，生怕我们听不明白，您就像我们的大姐姐一样，永远的和蔼可亲。

我希望你不要去美国，不要离开我们，我希望你能陪我们一起走过初中三年，可我不能这样做，因为我明白这是你人生的转折点，我很知足，也很幸运，因为一位英语中的佼佼者可以做我们的老师，叫我们知识。

虽然我们四班的同学在你的课上都很调皮，还经常给你捣乱，但我们四班是一个很重感情的班级，听到这个消息，大家都很难过，并一致决定要在您教我们剩下的日子里，做一个乖学生，我们真恨时间为什这么少，真恨为什么不好好珍惜和你在一起的时间，四班是一个可爱的班，四班是一个爱你的班。

你走的那天，我们一致要笑着送你走，可你刚进班，大家就都哭了，你和我们谈心，让我们好好学习，不要想她。

希望老师你能在这次美国之旅上一帆风顺，开心每一天，四班永远是你最坚强的后盾，不要忘记我们这些可爱的笑脸。

后记：这是一封迟到的信，已经过了一年了，我看到你在美国的照片了，古老的建筑，时尚的街道，各种不同的人，在美国的其他州旅行，看到你的发展和生活，我真为你感到高兴，你说过会在我们毕业前回来的，我一直很期望那一天，我们现在过得很好，你的英语口语是不是变得更好了，老师总说你很努力，很勤奋，才会走的这么远，我很羡慕你，我认为你就是我的偶像，那么的有能力，之前我在逅逅姐姐书中读到过美国，不同的教育，不同的社会体制，一个实现梦想的地方，那么的令我着迷，令我向往，我认为那离我太远，可看到你之后，又给了我希望，我要向你那样，走出这片天地!

我的英语老师可以算是办公室的一大美女呢！柳叶眉，水灵灵的大眼睛，小巧玲珑的鼻子，还有一张樱桃小嘴，红通通的真可爱。即像动画片里的美少女又像我梦里的可爱天使。

我的英语老师不仅外表美丽而且关心学生。

记得在去年冬天的时候，我们正在上一节英语课，英语老师带着微笑，穿着轻便的羽绒服来上课，同学们专心致志地听并仔仔细细地做好笔记。上完课之后胡老师把我单独拉到外面，她的手慢慢地从口袋里掏出两对花结，那花结的外环是蝴蝶的外型，中间还有一个金黄光闪闪的小蝴蝶，那花结的外环是橘黄色的。我当时看的十分喜欢，想要，但心里并不敢想那是送给自己的。可谁知那真的送给我的。我真不敢相信，英语老师说要6元钱，她送给我这个是因为她见我的头上没有像其他女生头上的花结：另外还有个原因是我工作负责。

我感觉她就像我的妈妈一样，可我的妈妈还送我这么漂亮的花结呢！我收到这个礼物心里甜滋滋的，心想一定不辜负她对我的期望。我至今还保留着这个礼物呢！就像上个月的教师节我因为家庭条件不富裕，所以没买贺卡之类的礼物送给老师，但我一定会取得更好的成绩来报答她，报答母校。

我还要祝所有的老师每年教师节快乐！

1. 如果我有一百万我将送你999999我有一百万吗没有所以我只能用一毛钱发个短信祝你国庆快乐

2. 一笑烦恼跑；二笑怨憎消；三笑憾事了；四笑病魔逃；五笑永不老；六笑乐逍遥。时常开口笑，寿比南山高

3. 摘一片雪花，把祝福串成洁白的树挂，为你的生日奉献一朵亮丽的心花。

4. 荧荧的背景灯照耀你的脸颊，虽然微弱，却可以延伸很远，看完这条消息，许个心愿，让满天的星都为你祝福

5. 愿祝福萦绕着你，在你缤纷的人生之旅，在你永远与春天接壤的梦幻里。祝：生日快乐，永远年青！

6. 愿你的每一天都如画一样的美丽----生日快乐!岁月总是愈来愈短,生日总是愈来愈快,友情总是愈来愈浓,我的祝福也就愈来愈深

7. 一女士进一宠物店,要买一件小狗的毛衣售货员请她带小狗来,以便查看尺寸小姐:不行,我是想在它生日那天给它一个惊喜!

8. 你是世界上最幸福的男人！有一个爱你的老婆守着对你一生一世的承诺。和每一年的今天陪你一起走过！亲爱的生日快乐！

9. 难忘是你我纯洁的友情！可贵是永远不变的真情！高兴是能认识你！献上我最爱的康乃馨，祝你生日快乐

10. 悠悠的云里有淡淡的诗，淡淡的诗里有绵绵的喜悦，绵绵的喜悦里有我轻轻的祝福，生日快乐！

11. 送你一杯我精心特调的果汁，里面包含100cc的心想事成，200cc的天天开心，300cc的活力十足，祝生日快乐

12. 知道你快过生日了，想要什么礼物就直管说，说呀，快说呀……短信看完，时效已过

13. 这一刻，有我最深的思念。让云捎去满心的祝福，点缀你甜蜜的梦，愿你度过一个温馨浪漫的生日！

14. 你好可怜哦，今天明明是你的生日却还要上班，但是没关系，因为你收到了我的祝福，相信你今天过得会很开心！

15. 因为你的降临，这一天成了一个美丽的日子，从此世界便多了一抹诱人的色彩。祝你生日快乐！

16. 一直以来有句话想对你说，但苦于没有机会，今天我终于鼓起勇气…………生日快乐

17. 今天是你的生日，为了表示祝贺，所有女厕和女浴室均免费向您开放，欢迎光临！

18. 猪，你快快长！猪，你早日出栏！猪，你生日快乐！

19. 在你生日来临之即，祝你百事可乐，万事芬达，天天哇哈哈，月月乐百事，年年高乐高，心情似雪碧，永远都醒目

20. 心到，想到，看到，闻到，听到，人到，手到，脚到，说到，做到，得到，时间到，你的礼物没到，只有我的祝福传到:生日快乐！

21. 真高兴今天是您的生日,老师说我是上帝赐给您的礼物,但愿这礼物不是太糟糕,祝您快乐!

22. 如果生命是疾弛而过的烈车,愿你经过的每一个驿站都是美好的,在这特别的日子里,祝你生日快乐!金钱不缺,微笑不断!

23. 喂！老友，今天是你的大生日！在这个时刻，我要送给你千万个嘱咐与问候，这是最值钱的“寒酸”！

24. 大海啊全他妈是水，蜘蛛啊全他妈是腿，辣椒啊辣嘴，认识你啊不后悔。祝生日快乐，天天开怀合不拢嘴

25. 当我把神灯擦三下后，灯神问我想许什么愿？我说：我想你帮我保佑一个正在看短信的人，希望那人生日快乐，永远幸福

26. 在你生日来临之即，祝事业正当午，身体壮如虎，金钱不胜数，干活不辛苦，悠闲像老鼠，浪漫似乐谱，快乐莫你属

27. 又是一个美好的开始，愿我虔诚的祝福，带给你成功的一年，祝你生日快乐！

28. 我唱着“祝你生日快乐”的歌向你走近，表达我的祈愿，分享你的快乐，再倾听那属于你的青春的回音

29. 品名：生日。原料：真心。副原料：祝福你。制造日期：认识你开始。保存期限：直到世界末日。商品编号：。特别标注：祝你生日快乐

30. 从你呱呱坠地时，上天就注定你是属于我的，虽然这个特别的日子不能和你在一起，但我们会一起庆祝你的60大寿

31. 有句话一直没敢对你说，可是你生日的时候再不说就没机会了：你真地好讨厌………………………讨人喜欢，百看不厌

32. 支支灿烂的烛光，岁岁生日的幸福。幸运的你，明天会更好！

33. 祝你：福如东海老王八，寿比南山大石头。

34. 寿星佬，我祝你所有的希望都能如愿，所有的梦想都能实现，所有的等候都能出现，所有的付出都能兑现

35. 在你的生日到来之际，诚挚地献上我的三个祝愿：一愿你身体健康；二愿你幸福快乐；三愿你万事如意

36. 水是云的故乡，云是水的流浪。云儿永远记着水的生日，水儿永远惦着云的依恋。生日快乐

37. 今天是你的生日，你的朋友为你点播了一首动力火车的当，请拿你的手机在地板上狠狠地敲一下…………好，点歌完毕

38. 生日快乐！我要送你一份100%纯情奶糖：成份＝真心＋思念＋快乐，有效期＝一生，营养＝温馨＋幸福＋感动

39. 羡慕你的生日是这样浪漫，充满诗情画意，只希望你的每一天都快乐、健康、美丽

40. 在你生日的这一天，将快乐的音符，作为礼物送给你，愿你一年365天快快乐乐，平平安安

41. 愿你的每一天都如画一样的美丽--生日快乐！岁月总是愈来愈短，生日总是愈来愈快，友情总是愈来愈浓，我的祝福也就愈来愈深。

42. 祈望你心灵深处芳草永绿，青春常驻，笑口常开。祝你生日快乐，健康幸福！

43. 酒越久越醇，朋友相交越久越真；水越流越清，世间沧桑越流越淡。祝生日快乐，时时好心情，生日快乐！

今天下午是我们进入这个学校的第一节“大学英语”课，可惜我们连书也还有没拿到，只有老师一个人有书，又是因为第一节，所以没有讲课文。

铃！铃！铃！上课铃响了，一个看上去只有24岁的美女从教室门走向讲台，她戴着一幅眼镜，用她清翠的口声向我们做了个自我介绍，接着，就叫我们一个个的自我介绍，但是因为我们人多，又没 有到齐，所以这个想法没有实现，没办法她只能一个个的点名了。嗯！停了一下，那个名字不就是父母的姓吗？一个小子应答上：“老师真聪明”。真的哦，她在上面偷笑呢。

记得最好的一段就是她说了一句我班的班主任人蛮好的，话刚落我们班上的那个未成年就说是：“嗯 ，是的咯，老师要不要我帮你拉去，这么好的人你可别错过吖？”还有就是我们班里的那个帅哥 ，年龄是大了点，虽然人长得不怎么，但没法，他的名字是叫帅哥，隔壁的那个黑哥说老师他可是有BABY的人了。在上学哪来的BABY咯，老师应到，不信是嘛，等过年带给你看看，你可要给个大红包哟 。说着说着也不知道她讲到哪了，反正一节课都是蛮搞笑的。

我们常在宿舍里闲聊，聊着聊着便聊到了语文课，聊到了语文老师，我问：“田老师给你们最深的印象是什么？”她们异口同声：“幽默！上次语文课，他……”

的确，田老师很幽默，这在我们班上已是共识。

有一次上蒲松龄的《狼》，田老师优美地朗读着“……屠自后断其股……”随即笑着问：“‘股’是什么意思啊？”有人说是“屁股”，有人说是“大腿”……田老师确认道：“‘股’是大腿。”边说边在大腿上拍了拍。“后面有一句‘只露尻尾’的‘尻’才是屁股啊。”一边说又一边在自己屁股上拍了拍，这一系列滑稽动作引得同学们哈哈大笑。当然，这个“股”和“尻”也就不再轻易会搞错了。

文言文翻译环节，一般是让同学们一句一句来翻译。田老师不会固定在某几个人身上，翻译提问模式开启，谁都有可能中招。翻译进行时，他扫视了全班一眼，最后将目标锁定在“VIP”座位上，田老师笑呵呵地走过去，递给他话筒：“小宣宣，来一个。”小宣宣害羞地站起来：“老师，不会。”这又引得全班大笑，有人甚至学着田老师的口吻：“小宣宣，小宣宣”。

《伊索寓言》中有一则《赫尔墨斯的雕像》，“雕像”这个词语需要听写过关，不少同学把“雕”写错。田老师有点生气：“同学们！恼火呀！这个字居然有很多人不会写，左边是个‘周’，右边是个‘隹’，本义是体型较大的一种鸟。跟你们天天说的那个‘沙雕’一个样啊！”一听到“沙雕”这个词，我们兴奋莫名：“哎哟！老师都知道这个哦！”田老师抿了抿嘴，不失礼地笑了……

上语文课很有意思，哈哈！谁叫我们遇到一个童心未泯的田老师呢？！

教过我的老师有许多许多的，比如有卢老师、刘老师杨老师和唐老师，但我最欢的老师是唐老师。

唐老师慈祥地面孔上常常带着笑脸，她的眼睛大大的像两颗闪闪的星星，额头上总是有着一条条的皱纹，应该是被我们气出来的，嘿!都怪我们不听话。

唐老师非常幽默，上课常会用笑话来解错题。有一次我把应用题的减法做成加法了，唐老师说：“一家商店，我去买东西，该付60元，服务员反而给我60元了!你们说可能吗?”唐老师这一说全班都笑了起来，而且还议论纷纷呢!我的脸一下子都红了起来，和太阳一样红呢!

唐老师只要发现有人每做作业，她的脸就由晴转阴，大发雷霆，声音像雷在吼，眼神像是电一般吓人，但如果那同学把作业做完了她会轻轻摸摸你的头叫你下次别再这样做。

唐老师对我很好，有东西吃的时候给我吃，考试考的好就为我喝彩……

唐老师您是我最喜欢的老师。

1)以爱情的名义祝福你们，愿爱情之花在你们心里永开不败。以岁月的名义祝福你们，愿岁月老去永不改爱的情怀。新婚快乐!

2)愿你们的爱情生活，如同无花果树的果子渐渐成熟;又如葡萄树开花放香，作基督馨香的见证，与诸天穹苍一同地每日每夜述说着神的作为与荣耀!

3)同跨骏马驰千里共植玫花百日香正是莺歌燕舞日洽逢花好月圆时今日结成幸富侣毕生描绘锦绣图容貌心灵双健美才华事业两风流祝一生幸福!

4)让这缠绵的诗句，敲响幸福的钟声。愿你俩永浴爱河，白头偕老!

5)愿神的慈爱、主耶稣基督的恩惠、圣灵的感动，常与你们和众人同在!直到永远，阿门!

6)婚姻是爱情的坟墓，不过别难过，每个人最终都会走进坟墓，放心去吧，阿门!

7)两情相悦的最高境界是相对两无厌，祝福一对新人真心相爱，相约永久!恭贺新婚之禧!

8)祝你们永结同心，百年好合!新婚愉快，甜甜蜜蜜!

9)愿你俩用爱去绾着对方，彼此互相体谅和关怀，共同分享今后的苦与乐。敬祝百年好合永结同心!

10)愿快乐的歌声永远伴你们同行，愿你们婚后的生活洋溢着喜悦与欢快，永浴于无穷的快乐年华。谨祝新婚快乐!

11)托清风捎去衷心的祝福，让流云奉上真挚的情意;今夕何夕，空气里都充满了醉人的甜蜜。谨祝我最亲爱的朋友，从今后，爱河永浴!

12)十年修得同船渡，百年修得共枕眠。于茫茫人海中找到他/她，分明是千年前的一段缘;无数个偶然堆积而成的必然，怎能不是三生石上精心镌刻的结果呢?用真心呵护这份缘吧，真爱的你们。

13)愿爱洋溢在你甜蜜的生活中，让以后的每一个日子，都像今日这般辉煌喜悦!

14)送你一件红嫁衣，领子携来幸福，袖子挥来甜蜜，纽扣系紧浪漫，红线串起温馨。兜子兜来美满，腰绳拴住和谐。祝福你新婚大吉，生活如意。

15)树缠树绕树，相拥到耋耄。举案齐眉生，扶携度终生。喜结连理日，恭祝幸福随。大喜的日子，再祝你们明天的生活像今天的婚礼一样幸福甜美!

16)树缠树绕树，永结同根树。相拥至耋耄，恩爱相不负。举案齐眉始，众心同效慕。时举金婚礼，福禄寿同祝。祝你们恩爱有加，福禄寿同。

17)汝其同根树，长青永不枯。相拥耋耄载，滋润总相扶。恩爱共缠绵，福禄寿相同。今是你们喜结连理的日子，赋诗一首愿你们永结同心，白头偕老!

18)杯与水水与杯，有水杯方显价值，有杯水方有栖身处，今天鲜花为你们祝福，鞭炮为你们祈福，众人为你们道贺，我为你们庆祝，愿你们白头偕老，幸福一生!

19)松松手，脱离无聊的单身贵族;跨跨脚，迈入幸福的二人世界。祝贺你，正式步入神圣的婚姻殿堂!祝福你，从此享受美满的婚姻生活!

20)恭贺恭祝加恭喜，热情奔放的年纪，热情如火的夏季，热到爆炸的婚礼;真心礼包全送你，恩恩爱爱甜如蜜，携手到老有默契，明年龙孩生家里。

21)今天是你们喜结良缘的日子，我代表我家人祝贺你们，祝你俩幸福美满，永俦偕老!

22)你们本就是天生一对，地造一双，而今共偕连理，今后更需彼此宽容、互相照顾，祝福你们!

23)愿你俩恩恩爱爱，意笃情深，此生爱情永恒，爱心与日俱增!

24)他是词，你是谱，你俩就是一首和谐的歌。天作之合，鸾凤和鸣。

25)千禧年结千年缘，百年身伴百年眠。天生才子佳人配，只羡鸳鸯不羡仙。

假如我当英语小老师，我要充分利这短短的40分钟，培养同学们学习英语的兴趣，让他们以后能自觉学习。

假如我当英语小老师，我首先要请教我的老师，家长，并去书店或者上网查资料。

假如我当英语小老师，我要认真备课，把我知道的英语知识全部教给同学。

假如我当英语小老师，我不会让同学们感到累。同学们可以随便怎么坐，只要认真听课就行。

假如我当英语小老师，我不会让同学们觉得上课没有意思。我会组织一些有意义的活动，让同学们积极参加。

假如我当英语小老师，我会买一些小东西作为奖品奖励给认真的同学。

My teacher is a language teacher, I even named her medium height, slender build very, very white skin, thin face, long hair. At high straight nose, her smile on his white teeth. Teachers have a pair of big eyes, worse, and I have a small back Xiang Li said, Suddenly I heard the name of teacher, I look back and see the teacher uses the eyes looked at me sternly. I anxiously pretend seriously today, I think I will never have dared to make a small case. Teachers work very hard for every day she patiently taught us very early to go to school to learn to read. counseling our homework. Her health is not very good, but she still adhere to our school. Teachers of our study was very strict, whenever we did not complete homework, No matter who she has relentlessly criticized him. As I recall, in a language at home is dictated word, I listened to three little words, thinking no big deal. be next morning, she discovered that I did not finish the work, I go to the podium. She hit me with the paddle while CFS, a serious side to me : "We must be completed on time after homework!" Teachers like my mother showed us We have much respect and love her.

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我的英语老师十分漂亮！

她有一头棕黑相间的头发，平时喜欢扎马尾辫。两道浓浓的眉毛下面有一双宝石般的大眼睛，每当上课时，那双大眼睛总是闪烁着智慧的光芒。高高的鼻梁下有一张秀气的樱桃小嘴，十分美丽。她的个子不高，身材很苗条，看起来楚楚动人。

英语老师的爱好很广泛：唱歌、跳舞……其中，在学校最常见的，就是带着我们“走进”游戏世界，这样既能让我们学到许许多多单词，又让我们牢记这些知识，还能让我们体会单词知识的魅力，十分有趣。

英语老师上课非常有意思，而做游戏则是更胜一筹。有一次，英语老师打开了游戏“时装秀”的大门：第一项任务是用旧报纸、木块……这些被别人瞧不起的东西，做成各式各样的衣服。我选了“魔法师”这个角色，回家，我和妈妈一起做好了魔法师的衣服、帽子、魔法杖。第二天，我和大家一样，穿着自个儿的衣服在讲台前后、左右走秀，老师则用手机为我们拍下了这有意思的一幕。

这样一来，我们就和英语老师结下了深厚的感情，我也会珍惜和英语老师在一起的时光。

我爱我的英语老师！

明天万圣节，对咱来说，11月1号，小光棍节，该叫“万剩节”。祝天下所有的光棍，不论男女，尽快脱“光”，早日和宝马王子嘻嘻公主过上幸福的生活。

1) 今天又一光棍节到了!光棍们让我们一起来伤心吧!可你就好了，有人陪伴，甜甜蜜蜜，还在我们面前大秀恩爱!为了惩罚你，今晚的饭就由你买单吧!

2) 今天在这神圣的节日里一起祈祷吧：光棍少一点，自己帅一点，美女多一点，花运频一点，生活甜一点，孤单减一点，一生一世的誓言，咱们都来点!光棍节快乐!呵呵

3) 警告：由于你背叛了“光”棍组织，见色忘义，决定对你实行“三光”政策，杀光你的烦恼，烧光你的霉运，抢光你的忧郁，在光棍节这天公开检讨你的幸福!

4) 据说小光棍节是齐眉棍，中光棍节是双节棍，大光棍节是三节棍，今天是中光棍节，你还有十天努力的机会，如果你还找不到对象的话，你干脆变成九节鞭吧!

5) 开口笑，笑男光、女光、老光、少光，笑天下光棍真不少;大肚要容，容真爱、假爱、深爱、浅爱，容世间爱情花样多。祝光棍节快乐!

6) 看看世界真精彩，光棍生活好无奈，其实本人长得不赖，可惜就是没人爱，光棍节就要到来，孤单寂寞好难捱，好想谈一场恋爱，有意向的美女请速把短信回!

7) 看你当了这么多年光棍，我琢磨着吧，肯定是因为有很多很多人暗恋你，因为直到现在都还没有人向你表白。又到光棍节，放宽心，脱“光”迟早属于你。

8) 看在朋友一场的面上，给你透个风，听说佛祖准备在光棍节时，把那些长得难看、四处乱窜、总被人踹还逍遥自在的光棍全部收进寺庙，快躲起来吧。

9) 爱你不只两三天，爱你不是一点点。自从爱上你，不再习惯一个人晃荡，一个人独闯，一个人把街逛。光棍节到了，真心盼与你一起携手共脱“光”。

10) 工作单位离家远，单身宿舍生活难，吃上三箱方便面，实在不行吃饼干，寂寞无聊看大片，幻想老婆在明天，光棍节里发祝愿，告别单身在今年。

11) 从前有个光棍，在街上散步，此时正值光棍节，他看见别人都成双成对，顿时心凉无比，走着走着就变成了冰棍，他冻死了!光棍节快乐!

12) 你已怀抱娇妻，手牵爱子，我却依旧孤独伤心地独唱单身情歌，安慰安慰我，请我吃饭千万不要手搂女友，带足钱就够了!

13) 谈自己的恋爱，结自己的婚，让别人光棍去吧!光棍节快乐!

14) 男光棍也好，女光棍也好，活得潇洒才是真的好。老光棍也好，小光棍也好，心胸洒脱才能有美好。纯正光棍也好，疑似光棍也好，光棍节提前祝你无限好!

15) 男光棍遇上女光棍，男光棍不想光棍，女光棍偏要光棍，男光棍说服不了女光棍，女光棍说服不了男光棍，最后干脆一起混光棍。光棍节快乐!

16) 男光棍站左边，女光棍站右边，剩下的光棍站中间。这不是演习，是偷袭。笑纳这光棍节发出的祝福之弹吧：早日出双入对，幸福快乐翻倍!

17) 男女光光们请注意，为响应低碳经济号召，请大家积极参加“脱光”大行动，房子两个人住，被子两个人盖，饭菜两个人吃，收入两个人用，光棍节两个人过!

18) 你被通缉了，罪行是：对人太好，又义气，青春的面孔，灿烂的笑容，可惜单身，本庭现判决如下：罚你明年出局光棍节，过上情人节，不得上诉!

19) 你不能“散光”，也不能“走光”，但你可以“脱光”，你真的可以“脱光”，在这个千年一遇的六一光棍节，愿你从此脱离光棍苦海，幸福款款而来!

20) 你的眼睛，犀利中带伤，远去的小月月飘过视窗。至今单身，纠结成了慌，是谁在光棍节冰冷地感伤。寂寞人断肠，我心事静静淌：奉劝你，赶快脱“光”

“咻——”命中目标！

“哎哟，我的脑袋！”洪凯青大声喊道。

这不，咱班的瞌睡大王洪凯青瞌睡虫又犯了，上课没两分钟就趴在桌子上睡着了。你以为他能进入美美的梦乡吗？这一点儿小举动可逃不过MssLin那双法眼。只见MssLin眼睛直冒火花，纤纤细手从粉笔盒迅速拿出一根粉笔，用扔垒球的姿势直接向洪凯青投去。那速度简直惊人，“子弹”从我耳边一掠而过，不偏不倚地命中目标——洪凯青的脑袋，接着便是一阵惨叫。你们说，MssLin投粉笔的技术是不是“快准狠”？

洪凯青从桌上缓缓爬起，深深打了一口哈欠，他抹一抹眼睛，一看见MssLin正目不转睛地狠狠地盯着他，洪凯青吓得浑身发抖，赶紧坐正。全班同学也都不敢动，只能听见“扑通扑通”的心跳声，没错，MssLin的眼睛把全班都给kill了。

如果看到这你觉得MssLin很凶，那你就错了，她可是veryinteresting的哦！

MissLin上课很有趣！告诉你们呀，MssLin从来都没给我们上过课，她都是在与我们玩游戏，玩什么呢？玩英语！

“Drdrinkdrink！动起手！”她教我们一边做手部动作，一边和她学发音技巧拼单词。我们左手做一个杯子的形状，右手也做一个杯子的形状，再做一个要喝水的样子，有趣极了！同学们的学习兴趣都被调动起来了，在这样轻松有趣的学习氛围下，我们班大部分同学们考试都能得到优秀。

看，我们的MssLin是不是很interesting呢？羡慕我们拥有一个幽默风趣的老师吗？不过要是你也想来我们班级体验一下，可千万别像洪凯青那样爱睡觉，不然MssLin可不会饶了你的！