送老师的幽默搞笑贺词汇集 作文英语【经典20篇】

升入初中，我遇到一位英语老师，她姓李，名兰英，同学们暗送绰号“拖堂李天王”，因为她总爱拖堂。

她的眼睛大而亮，生气的时候就会眯成一条缝，我们都不愿见到这条缝，因为每当看到这条缝的时候，就意味着我们又挨批了。她的嘴不大，话却很多，嘴唇厚厚的，我们都说是因为说话太多，被磨厚的。她笑的时候，总是把嘴歪向一边，看起来很好笑，不过保持的时间很短，转瞬即逝。

有一天，老师大概是道听途说到几句我们班同学说她的“好话”，作为班主任，面子挂不住，心中不爽，刚一上课就对我们大吼开“德育课”，说了将近半小时也没有停下来的意思，大家见形势不妙，都忍气吞声、一言不发，我却按捺不住了，就起身说了句：“老师，该上课了!”，这下我可惹了祸了，老师把她的怒火都烧在了我的身上。她用手撑着讲台，眯着眼睛，不住的数落我，直到第二节课的铃声响起，她才不得不结束了她无休止的责备。

但从这次起，老师对我要求特别严格，但凡有一点做得不到位的事情，老师就会把我叫到办公室里批评，对我做错的题和不会的题也会仔细讲解并直到我听明白为止。这对我英语成绩的提升无疑起了莫大的作用。

至于老师总爱拖堂、总绷着脸、布置作业多，归根结底，还是为了能提高我们的成绩，虽然办法略有不妥，可也不能直接否定。

李老师，我希望您能改变教学方式，做一名亲切的、受同学们欢迎的好老师，希望我的梦想可以成真。

or every student, meeting a good teacher is very important, it will change their lives. I am so lucky that I met a good teacher and she opened the new chapter of my life. I will never forget the things she taught me.

对于每一个学生来说, 遇到一个好老师是非常重要的,它将改变他们的生活。我很幸运,我遇到了一个好老师,她打开了我人生的新篇章。我永远不会忘记她教给我的东西。

When I was in high school, I felt so bored about the English class, because I did not understand it. Miss Li was my English teacher, she found my attitude to her class. One day, when the class was over, she asked me to her office. She did not blame me for sleeping in her class, instead, she smiled and asked me the opinion about her class. I said her class was a little  boring and I thought she would be angry. Miss Li smiled and agreed with me. She asked me to give some opinion. I was so surprised that she was so kind. Miss Li improved her class and I became very active.

当我在高中的时候,对于英语课,我感到很无聊，因为我听不懂。李老师是我的英语老师,她发现我对她课的态度。有一天,在下课的时候,她叫我去她的办公室。她没有怪我在她的课上睡觉,相反,她笑了笑,问我对她课的意见。我说她的课有点无聊,我以为她会生气。李老师笑着赞同我。她叫我给一些意见。我很惊讶,她是如此的友善。李老师改善她的课,我变得非常活跃。

Though I enter  the college, I will never forget Miss Li’s class and the things she taught me. She respects me and makes me important. I am so thankful to her.

虽然我进入了大学,我将永远不会忘记李老师的课和她教给我的东西。她尊重我,让我变得重要。我很感谢她。

在教棒和粉笔的共同飞舞中，在老师声声叮咛，鼓励和无微不至地呵护下，多少位良师被学子深深地印在心里啊！

——题记

我在这里写的是一位普普通通，平凡得不能再平凡的人民教师，５０来岁，由于终日为我们不辞辛苦的操劳，脸上布满了皱纹，她的两眼黑得发亮，锋利的目光，仿佛要把什么刺穿似的。我有点害怕。她只教我们还不到四个月，但是，每当我想起她时。她对我们的严就像教练训练运动员那样一丝不苟；她对我们很关心，体贴，就像对待自己的儿女一样。 但是，那一次，我尽对她起了怨恨。那是一节自习课，英语老师让同学们把作业本Ａ订正好交到办公室去批改，作业本Ｂ作好的也去批改。我怀着喜悦的心情拿着作好的Ｂ去批改，＂报告＂＂进来＂她的声音很平稳，我走了进去，队伍并不长，我跑到英语老师右边去批改，无意间发现了电脑里有语文竞赛的成绩，我便很期盼得到自己的成绩，不听话的手尽往鼠标地区前行，不经意间，我触摸到了，这下手更不听使唤，一直往下翻动着，＂啊＂我目瞪口呆，倒数第三，我的喜悦心情沉淀了下来，＂谁呀，谁在动我的电脑？＂一声果断而又严厉的语言向我发起进攻，我吓了一大跳，我心里想：哎呀，这下怎么办呀，不如来个死不承认，或者，英语老师的教棒在桌上＂吃吃＂作响，＂把手拿过来。＂我害怕极了，真想使用一下神仙的仙术，把英语老师的教棒变成长长的棉花棒，只有我能看见，而老师看不见，软软的棉花棒触摸了我一下，＂哇！＂教棒落下来了，打得好痛呀，我有点生气，心里暗暗想着；你这个老太太，太坏了，我只不过碰了一下鼠标，看了电脑屏幕一眼，也不过如此，您竟打我，只要教育几下就行了嘛，我可是个怕痛的女孩。我心中的怨恨一直不能平静。但刚想完，那教棒的滋味和对老师的怨恨跑掉了，我寻找着，发现它屹立在英语老师身上展现出来的无可抗拒的人格魅力上。

她总穿着比别人温暖的衣服，长得虽不出众，但是她的人格魅力在我心中是最出众的，那一次英语课，因我们作业做得不好，而被英语老师斥责了一翻，最使我深受教育的是这样一句话：我做事情，要做就要做到最好。＂这声音在教室里久久回荡，震撼着我的心灵。一颗＇作一个高尚的人＂的种子便埋下了，自从那节课后，我猛然发觉自己长大了好多好多，幼稚正向我告别。我的心底默默地感谢这位教我如何做人的英语老师。

导语：老师是学生的 引路人，那学生生日，老师会送上什么样的贺词呢？下面是小编为你准备的老师给学生的生日贺词，一起来看看吧！

1.生命只有一次，愿你把一世的幸福抓牢。生日只有一天，愿你时刻开心每分每秒。祝福只有一条，给你一个健康平安的金钟罩！生日快乐！

2.生日在今朝，快乐随心要。好运也来到，福气加鞭到。礼物满怀抱，欢歌来陪笑。生日快乐歌，萦萦耳边绕。祝福也驾到，生日快乐报。祝你生日快乐。

3.生命中有了爸爸的爱，天空是那么的蔚蓝；生活中有了爸爸的爱，日子过得是那么温暖；工作中有了爸爸的爱，干劲是那样的充足；爸爸，祝生日快乐！

4.生活与生命总有碰撞，只是时间划分了界限，所以总有年龄让你买票观影，快乐与幸福总是相互辉映，只是时间记住了想念，所以我的祝福第一个先到，生日快乐。

5.生辰烛光生辉，日暮霞光最美。快愉心中生甜，乐品人生明媚。谨现，谨现，愿你人生绝美。送你前四句的第一个字，生日快乐！

6.本人姓卫名生字干净，生于世界卫生日，毕业于卫国卫校，已领卫生证。今值我生日，特携各类卫生用品为你送上清洁溜溜的问候：爱我者，快乐一生。

7.平凡的我，温柔的你，组成了家的希冀；如水的日子，淡淡的生活，成就了爱的物语；彼此宽容，爱也情深，共同谱写爱的传奇！祝生日快乐！

8.生辰烛光交辉，日暮心陶神垂。快愉人生明媚，乐品经年自醉。启程，启程，未知风景绝美！前四句头一个字连起来读：生日快乐！

9.打开心灵的天窗，投进幸福的阳光，驱散阴郁的蛮荒，释放幸福的希望。亲爱的朋友，世界卫生日，愿你每天身健体康，生活快乐哦！

10.尼采说：上帝死了！你说扯蛋，尼采就疯了；海子说：面朝大海，春暖花开。你说不好，海子就卧轨自杀了；我鼓足勇气祝你生日快乐，你千万别说不好啊！

11.生日短信祝福你，吉星日日照着你，财神天天粘着你，健康时时陪着你，幸福分分伴着你，快乐秒秒缠着你。生日快乐哟！

12.生日收到我信息，开心幸福数第一，看看信息变美丽，气死玫瑰无法比，青春脸庞放光辉，玛瑙光彩往后退，浓密头发落双肩，无比娇艳胜天仙。生日快乐哟！

13.生日快乐青春驻，朋友挂念送祝福，日月穿梭在轮转，真挚友情长相伴，笑容灿烂在笑脸，要论快乐你最甜，生日蛋糕都尝遍，幸福一年胜一年，生日快乐！

14.生日像是一首歌，那动听的旋律意味着您生命的延续，那甜美的歌声表达着我衷心的祝福。亲爱的妈妈，祝您：生日快乐！心情舒畅！身体健康！

15.生日歌为你欢乐奏响，快乐幸福伴你成长。愿你的生活像蛋糕一样甜蜜芬芳。蜡烛点亮，请记得许下美好的愿望。祝你生日快乐，美梦成真！

A number of people will exert aprofound influence on children’ character-training, mental growth and future life. Parents, of course, are our first and foremost teachers. On balance, however, the irreplaceable role of teachers should not be ignored.

To my certain knowledge, instructors play an increasingly critical role in children’ academic study and impose a far more significant impact on social development compared with parents. First of all, students need teachers who would teach them logic, mathematics, literature, foreign language etc.. More importantly, as for them, because the majority of time is spent in the campus, teachers will impose a subtle impact on their cultivation of study habits or learning methods. Mr.Shine, let us say, is such a teacher, who not only imparts knowledge to their students but also helps them to cultivate good study habits. He proficient inprofessional knowledge summarizes the core of knowledge and has deeper insight into the common sense of education, allowing students to benefit a lot.

In sum, it is fortunate for students to encounter a responsible teacher. As we all know, a man without an education is an unfortunate victim of adverse circumstances, deprived of one of the greatest twentieth-century opportunities.

涂忠慧

在学校里，有人喜欢文静的语文老师，有人喜欢严肃的数学老师，还有人喜欢温柔的英语老师，而我却喜欢那幽默的品德老师——田老师。

田老师十分漂亮，而且很幽默，她常常把那一头乌黑发亮的长发披在肩上，那一双水汪汪的大眼睛缀在弯月似的眉毛下，加上高高的鼻子，红润润的樱桃小嘴，真是美极了！

上品德课时，田老师穿着白色的裙子，踩着雪白的高跟鞋，“哒哒哒”地走进教室，站在讲台前，大声地跟我们问好，我们也向老师问好，可不知怎么回事，同学们都无精打采的，声音像是从电力不足的播放器里传出来的，拖拖拉拉：“老师，您好——。”田老师听了直皱眉头。她没有直接让我们坐下，而是模仿我们的语调，特地拖长声音说：“同学们好——。”奇怪又搞笑的声音一下子吸引了大家的注意，同学们不解地你看着我，我看着你。望着大家不得其解的神情，田老师继续放慢了几倍语速，怪声怪调地说道：“你们猜猜看，是我说得快一些，还是你们快一些，哪个好听？”这声音还好听？我们忍不住笑出声来了。这一问，也让我们恍然大悟，连忙调整状态，重新向老师问好。这次，我们的声音整齐响亮，铿锵有力。田老师满意地点了点头，微笑着示意我们坐下。

田老师还有一肚子的笑话，要是下午上课，同学们昏昏欲睡，田老师那红嘴儿一张，笑话一个接一个，没完没了。同学们听了顿时哈哈大笑起来，瞌睡虫也被赶跑了，学习氛围一下子浓了起来。

谢谢您，田老师！您用那独一无二的幽默教育法帮我们改掉了许多坏习惯，又在您的潜移默化中养成了很多好习惯。您对我们的教诲，我们终生难忘！

在我们的班级里，有一个幽默的老师，她是谁呢？她就是我们的生物老师——吴老师。

在我刚步入崭新的学校，新的班级，她就担任我们的班主任兼生物老师，她扎着一条马尾辫，眼镜下有一双大眼睛。

为什么说她是幽默的呢？那就要从第一天上课说起了。她首先问我们：“你们大家知道自己是怎么来的吗？你们是充话费送的吗？不是的，你们是垃圾桶里捡回来的吗？也不是的，生物，会给你们解开这个谜团。”话音刚落，就引来了大家的哄堂大笑，整间教室充满了欢声笑语。

接着，她向我们介绍了我们自己的由来。然后，她再跟我们举了一些例子，问我们这些是不是生物，其中就有：细菌、大树、生石花、飞机等，我们都摸不着头脑，你望着我，我望着你，不知该如何判断，这时，她给我们介绍了生物的七大特征，说到这一点，她就问：“生物是需要营养的，营养是要从食物里获取，那大家见过大树连根拔起跑去食堂吃饭的吗？这又引来了我们的笑声，大家齐说：“没有！”她又说：“难道树就不是生物了吗？”树也是生物，它能从土壤里吸收无机盐和水分作营养物质，然后，通过光合作用等来生成有机物质，而这些有机物质正是我们所说的营养。”刚说到这里，下课铃声响了，我们就在欢乐的气氛中结束了这堂课，同时学到了不少知识，让我们受益匪浅。

吴老师，她就是我心目中最幽默的老师，她将伴随着我们度过这美好的初中时光，她将在我们心中留下永不磨灭的深刻印象。

Dear teacher takong

Hello, I wish you health and happiness in the New Year!

It is said that one day is a teacher and "life is a father". You have

taught me hard for four years. The knowledge I learned in my four years of

Enlightenment has benefited me a lot. I regard you as "a mother for life". I

often think of three old people -- father, mother and you.

Think of your efforts to us, todays teachers will pay, but their

remuneration is high to the sky. Students who are not good at learning can make

up lessons. In the past four years, there are no repeaters in our class. It was

an excellent class with red scarf in the county. At that time, it was worthy of

the name. It is not like that we have to evaluate what we want to send from East

to west. At that time, there were a lot of poor students. Some students couldnt

even pay the tuition fee of 1 yuan and 6 jiao. You paid it for them. Todays

teachers are impatient to see many poor students.

When you were born to build a new brother, the students invited to see you.

Everyone gathered together a few cents to buy two catties and dried it. You said

that was not good. As long as you had this intention, you would be very happy

and asked everyone to eat it. At that time, you were not sensible and greedy, so

they ate more than half of those sent to you. Now I think of it as ridiculous,

naive and lovely. You told us to listen to the substitute teacher and ask the

monitor to take some poor students to your home with their homework books. You

patiently tell them the reasons why they are not good at their studies, and tell

them about it. An inch of time is worth an inch of money, and an inch of money

is hard to buy an inch of time. If you fail to pass the grade for another year,

its a pity that you have given them supplementary lessons. In order to

consolidate the results, you let the students with good grades help one poor

student, This kind of professionalism has infected us and sowed good seeds in

our hearts. Even when we are adults, we are very dedicated to our work, but not

as good as you.

You said that you often have classmates to see you, said that we have

teacher-student feelings - this is your love for us, so we can not forget you,

so we have to visit you. We know how many years ago you were named a model

teacher, and the students are happy for you; you deserve it!

What moved me all my life is that you came to my sick mother! When you

heard that my mother was seriously ill, you brought the expensive nutriment and

asked to find our home. We all thank you very much. It has been 30 years since

you taught me. Is there any such teacher now? In addition to visiting my parents

every time I go home to visit you, no gift has been given to you. A primary

school teacher remembers the students she taught for decades, Im afraid not

many; Im not a celebrity, Im not a big money, I dont have an official

position, Im a very ordinary person, teacher; you are my cultural benefactor,

the most respected person in our family, when I write this letter to you, my

mother will be happy in heaven, because in her illness, you go to see her, she

is happy for a long time.

New years day, I wish the teacher to enjoy the happiness of his family,

students, you study hard, do not understand the place to ask me, I am a teacher,

"can not mislead peoples children" with this sentence will always linger in my

ears. Teacher, you can live a long life. Now you are 80 years old and still in

good health. I am happy for you. I will not forget you. I will go to see

you.

I wish the teacher health, happiness and longevity

Your student Lu Guiling

Many people ask what happiness is. I don’t know why there are many people

asking this question, because I think happiness is simple. As for me, I feel

happy when I do a good job in my study. Teachers praise me and my parents are

happy. Or, when I help others I feel happy. I am proud of myself. Besides,

playing with my classmates or friends is happy, too. We always have a great time

together. From above, they are all happiness.

dear teacher,

how time flies! it is ahnost a month since i arrived here and began a new life as a university student. but all this time, i have been missing you and my dear school. i just can not tell you how grateful i am to you for the help you gave me during my preparation for the university entrance examination. now i will tell you something about my university and life here.

our university lies at the foot of mount zijin, in the eastern suburbs of nanjing city. the campus is very big,with a big sportsground surrounded by lots of modern classroom buildings. what have impressed me most are the big library and the well-equipped language lab. our campus is also very beautiful. there are quite a few well-kept gardens. every road is lined with trees. how happy we are to study in such an enviromnent!

life here is both busy and coloufful. we have classes every morning. in the afternoon, we either work in the laboratory or do assignments in the classroom. in the evening, we can go to talks or do reading in the library. this keeps us occupied most of the week. but on weekends, there are always many entertainments. we may go to the club to have a dance or go to the cinema to see a fihn. sometimes we may also hold a party to practise oral english. in a word, we like our life here very much.

are you still teaching one of the senior classes? i really think that the students in your class are lucky for they will certainly benefit greatly under your instruction. but take care not to overwork yourself. i do hope you will have a chance of visiting me here.

with best wishes for you and your family. i will be looking forward to hearing from you soon.

My English teather is Mr Xu， his English name is Martin. His English is very good. And he always wears a pair of glasses. He likes wearing blue trousers. My teacher is handsome. He often plays with us after class. He often reads books and English. His hobby is reading books. Mr Xu likes drinking Coke and eating chips. Sometimes he is angry， because we are naughty. Sometimes he is happy， because we are good.

我的英语老师叫许老师，他的英文名字是马丁。他的英文非常好。而且他经常戴眼镜。他喜欢穿蓝裤子。我的老师很英俊。他经常在课后和我们一起做游戏。他常常看书，读英文。他的爱好就是看书。许老师喜欢喝可乐，吃薯条。有时他会生气，因为我们太淘气。有时他很快乐，因为我们很听话。

Mr. Xu is very good and handsome. We all like him.

许老师非常善良，非常帅。我们都很喜欢他。

Came into the classroom this morning, he heard a lecture is going to have a new teacher, we are pleased to have made a crazy: some people stand on the table shout; Some people leave the seat to run; Some people knock the table. Until the bell rang, we sat on the seat in safe.

A female teacher came in, she has a pair of small eyes, wearing a green dress, plait comb very neat, like a butterfly, dance. She looks very beautiful, with shiny things, very good-looking. We talked about pop up: "slice, wish!" "The most beautiful, the teacher should be very well!" This is envy and jealousy at work.

On the first day in class, she introduced herself first, "my name is what, later call I how teacher!" What the teacher is quite a pretty waist, and then solemnly said: "I got you a IQ tests, if right, award 50 stars, if wrong, ha ha, but to copy words!" Then said: "two months what is close to a word?" I thought for a moment and said aloud: "is a" with "word!" The teacher said in surprise: "congratulations, right! Wait for a while give you prize 50 stars, remaining students, such as copy the text 5 times in a minute." " take mud!" The class (besides me) let out a cry, began to hate the teacher.

In class, the teacher said loudly, "It stimeforclass." We respond to "Goodmorning, the teacher." And then began to lecture. Quickly to the next class, the teacher said: "give you a problem, as long as the right, the whole class to remove just copy, also award 5 stars!" The students happy cheer, the teacher said: "how tall are you? Answer in English." A few good students "sou" once held up his hand, the teacher looked at the seating chart, said: "MuQingHe classmate, you to answer." I think: if is onepointsixmeters. I whispered: "onepointsixmeters." The teacher replied in surprise: "okay, well, I promise, you should thank MuQingHe." Classmates all came running, cheering, running and I laughed, too.

The teachers queer character, in a short while lets copy the text, then dont let us copy the text, but I still like them. At the end of primary school career, the can stay in my mind the image of teachers never wipe not to go!

黄晓澄

我们班有人喜欢讲课生动的语文老师，有人喜欢表情严肃的数学老师。而我最喜欢的是和蔼可亲的英语老师——冼老师。

冼老师有一双会说话的眼睛。每当我拿作业上去办公室时，我在门口报告，说：“老师们好。”冼老师就会对着我笑。当我把作业放好给老师，走到办公室门口说：“老师们再见。”冼老师又会再次对我笑。虽然冼老师没有说话，但是我看到老师的眼睛似乎在对我说：“你好呀，进来吧。”“再见。”这温暖的表情，每次都让我心里很舒服。

有一次，冼老师叫我们写第一单元的作文，我想来想去都不知道可以怎样写。我抬起头看了看周围的同学们，他们个个都如有神助，奋笔疾书，而我却什么都没写。

冼老师见到我什么都没有写就走过来，指导我写作业。冼老师给我分析了题目，并理清写作思路，我一下子茅塞顿开，下笔如有神，很快就把作文写完了。我拿着我的作文去给冼老师改。冼老师改完之后对我说：“你以后上课要认真听课，不能开小差，知道吗？看认真听讲后作文写得多棒！”我惭愧地低下了头，说：“知道了，冼老师。”我本以为老师会批评我没有认真听讲，没想到冼老师不但没有骂我，还耐心指导我，我真的很感谢冼老师。

冼老师，您是辛苦的园丁，为我们修枝，剪叶，让我们开放得更美丽。冼老师，请您相信，我一定用好的成绩来报答您！

“春蚕到死丝方尽，蜡炬成灰泪始干。”这句名言不正是赞扬老师那种无私奉献的精神吗？如果说“妈妈”是我们来到世界上的第一声呼唤，那么“老师“就是我们步入文化知识的第一声称呼。在这六年的小学生活里，有许多老师曾教过我，在他们的辛勤培育下，让我懂得了做人的道理和中国深渊的文化知识，在这么多位教过我的老师中，我最喜爱的老师就是现在的班主任欧阳老师。

欧阳老师是一位可亲可敬、关爱学生的优秀老师。我们班在学校算是很出名，每个老师来上课都会以笑脸而来，伤心而回。从此我们班在学校就出名了，每个老师都不愿意来我们班上课，只有欧阳老师依然不放弃我们。这也因为我们班的同学很调皮，经常为一两句不中听的话发生争执，为一两件微不足道的事情而打架，使到整个班变得很乱。

虽然欧阳老师也曾对我们失望过，但她并没有因此放弃我们，而是更加耐心地教育我们，让我们懂得做人的道理，让我们知道父母最大的希望就是自己的孩子能够出人头地，不在受没有文化的苦，欧阳老师总是以一些特别的方式让我们记住以往的教训，做到知错能改、诚实守信，不仅是在课堂上还是在课外，欧阳老师总是能给我们一种和蔼可亲，平易近人的感觉。经过几年的奋斗，终于，欧阳老师的付出得到了回报，在去年的期末考试中我们班的成绩在十几个学校中，拿到了第二名，给学校争了很大的光，不管怎么说这也是欧阳老师的功劳呀！

欧阳老师非常关爱学生。记得有一段时间，快临近期末考试，水痘传染很厉害，尤其像学校人多密集的地方，传染的更快。学校各班都有人感染水痘，我们班也有个别同学感染，一请假就是一两个星期，对学习影响很大。欧阳老师为了防止传染水痘的同学成绩下降，就叫一些基础好的同学帮他们补习，一有不明白的问题欧阳老师就耐心的讲解，直到同学弄懂题意，有时还印一些练习卷来做，然后根据同学容易做错的题目，在仔细地讲解，直到同学做对为止，她才慢慢地离去，做自己的工作，老师的付出让同学们对考试也更有信心了，果然在期末考试中，我们拿到了好成绩，算是给欧阳老师的惊喜吧！

我即将毕业了，但欧阳老师为我们班做的一切一切，令我肃然起敬，在这的六年的小学生活里，是您给了我世界上最宝贵的东西—知识；是您让我的成绩和写作水平渐渐的提高；是您让我懂得了做人的道理和做事的原则；是您让我从一个丑小鸭变成里一只美丽的天鹅；是您用知识的源泉改变了我的人生；是您创造了一个全新的我。我会永远记住这为可亲可敬、关爱学生的优秀老师—欧阳老师。

她天生就一副孩子的模样，像一棵树的叶子总多于枝干那样，她带些婴儿肥，给人的印象总是胖嘟嘟，呆萌呆萌的。她的大鼻子立在一片空地上，骄傲得像即将登上王位的皇子，毫不客气地占领了她五分之一甚至更多的光洁之地。而这位皇子明显是威严不足，即便是他如何警告威胁，她那野心勃勃的“大臣”——嘴巴，总是费劲了心思要在这片肥沃的土地上多占一席之地。于是在他们的明争暗斗之下，那些战争留下的伤痕——皱纹，悄然爬上了原本年轻活力的脸庞。

尽管岁月如此残酷无情，她骨子里那种充满激情和积极向上的心态却毫不服输。她像冬天刚过的第一缕春风，到哪儿，哪就从一片荒凉变成春暖花开。马尾辫的甩劲犹如河边的细柳在舒展身姿；嘴角似有若无的笑意犹如燕子报春的亲切问候。主角的光环在她周身闪耀，阳光的柔和温暖包围了她，像儿时童话中改变了灰姑娘一切的天使一般，她的一颦一笑，一举一动都牵动着我们的心，将我们心中的千年冰山融化。于是光是她的存在，就让我们心中感到温暖，对未来充满了希望。

她那盈着璀璨星光的双眼，像海上卷起的旋涡，让人不能自拔地陷入其中，却又比旋涡要温柔许多。或许该将她的明眸比作一汪春水，因风荡起层层清波，一圈一圈扩散开，丝丝柔情蔓延开来，缠上心头，论谁都抵不住这样的柔情攻势，心甘情愿地沉浸在这奇妙的世界。

突然，这个美妙的世界在一刹那刮起了狂风，下起了暴雨，这样的暴风雨充满了警告意味，让人不寒而栗。利剑出鞘！看到这种眼神的人们只有这样的感想。他们当然来不及详想这眼光带给他们的感受，在这锋利目光的审视下，只让人觉得自己像犯了什么错。于是一边承受着像万年冰雪般的目光，一边努力地回想，近来是否有些事做得不妥，近期有没有“慢性自杀”？定是要将最近所干的事在脑子里过了个遍，确定没干什么不该干的，才略有底气，与那目光来个空中厮杀。然而才一秒钟，那点好不容易集齐的勇气便散得一干二净。怎么办呢？能怎么办？低头盯脚尖呗！再将那细碎小事在脑子里转个圈，确认再确认，确认再确认，却再也没有对视的勇气。

就在这时，凉彻心扉的感觉消失不见了，取而代之的是一种温暖的，慈母般的目光。她收敛了尖锐，用阳光将你围起，一道彩虹在天光下架着，绚丽的光芒充斥着整个世界。这一刻，眼前俨然又是那个柔情似水的春天。清脆的鸟鸣好似在安抚你方才的不安，微风轻拂后背，微动，是干燥的味道，幸福的味道。

这就是她，我们的英语老师，丹丹汤。她是一盏明灯，一叶方舟，一潭绿水。她无声地来，悄然带来了她身后的整个世界。而这样的她，也必然缺少一样东西，那就是属于她自己的轻松时光。

有一次，我和同学谈话的时候，听他们议论：“哎~我们这个学期是黄校长教语文啊!”我马上呆住了。心里想：从一年级到五年级，我的老师都只能用一个字来形容——凶。现在六年级还来了个更凶的校长。Oh my god!我真不知道又要被骂多少次了。这时候，黄校长来了。他的眼睛很平常，身材不算高，有着两片超厚的嘴唇。黄校长笑眯眯地走进教室，一点都不像我想象中的那样。黄校长不但不“凶”，而且讲课还非常生动。每节课都有一个笑话听，逗得全班哈哈大笑。

有一次，我们学《竹石》这首诗。意思就是：一棵竹子十分坚强，它为了生存必须捉紧石头，只要一松手，竹子就可能没命。于是黄校长就问我们：“同学们，如果你们是竹子，你会说什么呢?”我们都没举手。黄校长说：“好，那我先说，如果我是竹子我会对石头说：‘你以为你真的很帅吗?你以为我真的会喜欢你吗?我只是为了生存才抱着你的!’”还没说完，大家就笑得直不起腰了。黄校长，你真行，这都被你想到，真是佩服，佩服。

现在，我不再怕黄校长了，因为他是一个幽默的，与众不同的好老师。

不论你今天晚上会看到什么….记住千万不要大叫，因为他会一直在你身边陪着你。哈哈!万圣快乐!

1) 阿杰走过墓地，听到敲击声害怕。见到一个人摸墓碑，问：“你在干吗?”那人说：“他们把我的墓碑刻错了”。祝你万圣节快乐!

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10) 今天是万圣节，你的运气会像幽灵一样起伏不定，不过如果你请我吃一顿大餐的话我有办法替你转运，不知道你信不信我这个饿鬼阿。万圣节快乐!

11) 你说你人比较腼腆，常常会害羞，脸红。所以，你不太喜欢人多的场合。但是这下好了，今天是万圣节，没事的时候可以晚上出来溜达溜达了!

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13) 请注意，前方发现一不明物体，据专家预测极有可能是幽灵在游动，请你屏住呼吸然后慢慢念动咒语：万圣节快乐。

14) 嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿嘿----嗬嗬，嗬嗬嗬，嗬嗬嗬嗬---这就是传说中的骚扰型恐怖短信。祝万圣节快乐!

15) 你好，我叫小倩。你床的褥子下放着我的钱，不信你翻开来看看。那钱是黄色的圆圆的，中央还有个正方形呢。你把那些钱拿出来留好，那是我寄给你的。你把眼睛对准那个方形的空看，还能看到我朝你笑呢。

16) 我是冤魂，我死在你们寝室楼的地下室，去年我被肢解了，每天晚上我都向上爬，你能过来拉我一把么，我在你床边。万圣节快乐!

17) 如果世界上只剩下你一个人，在万圣节之夜，咚，咚，咚……有人敲门……哈哈，不用害怕，是我啦!祝你万圣节快乐!

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20) 等待你的是我无奈的眼神，呼唤你的是我冰冷的气息，没有你我的世界苍白不堪，没有你我的笑容都带阴影，你就是我这个孤魂要附体的不二人选。

21) 搬到新家的第一天晚上，一名男子摸黑闯进来，我无力抵抗，他盗走了我的所有财物，该死的盗墓贼，走时也不把棺材盖好

22) 昨天一个叫钟馗的哥们让我给你捎个信儿，说今天是万圣节，他的鬼小弟会来给你送礼的，有空还要请你喝两杯。万圣节快乐!

23) 请注意，前方发现一不明物体，据专家预测极有可能是幽灵在游动，请你屏住呼吸然后慢慢念动咒语：万圣节快乐。

24) 嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿嘿----嗬嗬，嗬嗬嗬，嗬嗬嗬嗬---这就是传说中的骚扰型恐怖短信。祝万圣节快乐!

25) 你好，我叫小倩。你床的褥子下放着我的钱，不信你翻开来看看。那钱是黄色的圆圆的，中央还有个正方形呢。你把那些钱拿出来留好，那是我寄给你的。你把眼睛对准那个方形的空看，还能看到我朝你笑呢。

26) 我是冤魂，我死在你们寝室楼的地下室，去年我被肢解了，每天晚上我都向上爬，你能过来拉我一把么，我在你床边。万圣节快乐!

27) 如果世界上只剩下你一个人，在万圣节之夜，咚，咚，咚……有人敲门……哈哈，不用害怕，是我啦!祝你万圣节快乐!

28) 万圣节之夜，我到:会准时敲你门的……吓着你了吗?其实只想对你说--万圣节快乐!

29) 不论你今天晚上会看到什么…记住千万不要大叫，因为他会一直在你身边陪着你。哈哈!万圣快乐!

30) 万圣节的夜晚为你送去一份祝福，祝你身材像魔鬼一样迷人，眼神像魔鬼一样诱人，本领像魔鬼一样超人。哈哈，万圣节快乐。

算起来，自己也上了10几年的学了，和老师打的交道也不算少的。自打到了初三，我和老师的关系就越来越密切了，隔三差五的，我就要去和老师交流下感情，那个点击率啊，真是高啊。每天，必有一次谈心。我不知道为什么，我只知道，老师特别喜欢和我聊天。

第一次月考完了之后，我不小心，在全年级进步了70多名。我并没付出什么努力，该怎么玩还是怎么玩，可能就是老前辈们说的，雨花石偶尔反一下光。所以，我上课要打瞌睡的这个习惯还是没改。有一天，我和同桌闹了矛盾，她就不帮我看着老师了，任由我睡，她也不管了，正好，上课的时候是班主任的课。结果可想而知，我被老师抓住了。老师说：“刘柏森，下课来下办公室。”我站起来点点头，说：“我可以坐下了么？”“你给我站着。”“拜托，老师，昨晚上看历史书来着，没睡好，站着，我睡不着。”全班一阵安静。老师笑了(历史老师)：“什么？昨晚上看历史？嗯，不错，你坐下吧……”忽然反应过来，“你什么意思啊？看历史你就不站了啊？站着，没什么好说的！”下课后，我到了办公室里蹲下。老师回过头，看着成绩表说：“你是不是考得好嘛！看下你成绩嘛！比上次期末……”她拿着尺子从成绩表上划下来，划到我的名字上，愣了一下，清了清嗓子说：“我们先不说这个成绩的问题，我们先说一下你上课睡觉的问题……”我无语。

某天，英语老师上课的时候，写了个句子出来全班狂笑，我也跟着笑。老师问：“这个句子错在哪里？刘柏森，你来说下。”我笑不出来了。别说，我还真没看出来哪是错的，我站起来，盯着那个句子半天说：“不知道。”老师提醒道：“几个动词了都？”我数了数：“好象多了点，3个。”老师说：“这什么句子都不是，是按照主语从句搞出来的，主语从句我都多少年没用过了，我都是二昏二昏的，你们还敢用？”我又笑起来。老师白了我一眼：“还笑，就是你写的！”我一愣，我写的？老师又接着说：“这就是你写的，还高手呢，写的都是什么啊？”我看了看我的作文本，我写的是“。”于是我说：“那个不是我写的。”“反正也是半斤八两。”我再看了看：“没错，格式是正确的。”从此，就没人再把我当成英语高手了。

摸底考试完了之后，我下降了很多，原因我就不说了，班主任大人一看成绩，顿时火冒三丈，把我叫到办公室说：“怎么回事你？是不是想其他去了？手伸出来，我要好好教训你。”说罢，拿起那把教棍，对着我的手一通乱打，然后问：“记住好好学习没有？”“记住了。”“好了，你走吧。”我抬起头，刚要走出去，老师又把我叫住：“回来！”我问：“还有什么事？”老师说：“你还有什么没说的？”我想了想，没想出来，旁边一个蹲在地上的哥们说：“一看就是不怎么进办公室的，你忘了说‘谢谢老师’了。”我一听，赶紧说：“谢谢老师。”老师点点头：“嗯，去吧。”我的那个汗啊……

我现在正在期待究竟在初三下期还会有什么样的事情发生……

our class is a bad class in our school. but when mr. johnson came,everything changed. he looks kind and special. before he came, we thought classes were boring. and no one listened to the teachers carefully. but mr. johnson has made us the best class only half a year later. he is fond of talking with us equally and never forces us to study. he develops our interests in studying. besides, he tells us how to be a man first, then to be a good student. he respects our feelings, so we all trust him and feel glad to follow what he says.

Hello,my name is Jie. I have many good teachers, but my favourite teacher is Miss Li. She is a very good teacher.

She is very young, but her English is very good. She teaches us English every day. Her class has so much fun.She sings songs with us, plays games with us. We are so happy . And we learn English well. Our English are very very good.So I like her very much.

She likes reading books and playing sports. After class, Miss Li often plays sports with us. We are very happy. We all love her very much.

This is my favourite teacher.She is a good teacher .I like my English teacher very much. What about you?Do you have a good teacher, too?

我最喜欢的老师

嗨，我的名字叫杰。我有许多好老师，但我喜欢的老师是李老师。她是一个很好的老师。

她很年轻，但她的英语很好。她每天教我们英语。她的课堂很有趣。她跟我们一块唱歌，和我们一起玩游戏。我们非常快乐幸福。我们英语学得很好。我们的英语是非常好的。所以我非常喜欢她。

她喜欢读书和运动。下课后，李老师经常和我们一起运动，我们很高兴。我们非常喜欢她。

这就是我最喜欢的老师。她是一个好老师。我非常喜欢我的英语老师。你呢?你也有一个好老师吗?

Love you, my teacher. You like a match, lit the light, at the expense of their own; you like a pencil, access to knowledge, worn on their own; you like Sassafras, get rid of the error, the oneself. Would you like a trainer, let me like you second soar to great heights; mother, let me carefree and content. Love you, my teacher."You dont have a job, how do you work? This powerful and solemn words left a mark in my heart. Once, I was not able to hold the book to the office because of my homework. After class, you called me to the office, I fear has taken a step by step, for fear you would fly into a rage, but you carefully told me a lot, and then, without saying a word. Your deep eyes, let me be afraid.Love you, my teacher.