用英语写有趣的梦汇集20篇

07月07日 星期四 天气：晴

今天晚上，我去上菁华浩扬英语课时，徐老师让我们分成两组举行了一场对抗赛。首先她让我们给自己的队伍起一个好听的名字，于是在叽叽喳喳的叫嚷中我们选中了“雏鹰队”这个名字，而对手却选择了“猛虎队”来做他们的队名。

竞赛开始了，老师在我们两个队各挑了一个人，让他们到黑板前写单词，“斗”了几个回合后，我们组领先了两分，对方恼羞成怒，拼命想把比分给扳回来。可是在读单词环节中他们又输惨了，结果现在我们已经领先四分了。到最后一个抢答的环节了，老师说：“这个项目是考验你们的反应能力的，猛虎队还有扳回比分的机会，要加油呀！”猛虎队员们一个个跃跃欲试，摩拳擦掌，看起来要和我们拼一个你死我活，鱼死网破了。你看在比赛中他们都反应神速，你争我抢的回答问题，可我们的队员也不是好惹得，个个争的面红耳赤，最后徐老师统计比分，我们“雏鹰队”以26：17这样悬殊的差距赢得了比赛。徐老师说：“下次你们猛虎队要加油啊！”

下课了，我们的队员还嘲笑地说：“你们地上跑的还是不如我们天上飞的吧，哈哈哈！”

我梦见我飞起来了。

早晨，我一起床就看见自己在陆地上，有很多很多小鸟在天空中翩翩起舞，不知道飞来飞去的小鸟往下看我们人和房子是怎样的，也不知道人有多小……我正想着，突然我觉得我越来越高，于是我真的飞起来了，像雄鹰一样在天空翱翔。

晚上，我开心地在百米高空看着地面，地面上有很多人，有的在吃饭，有的在买衣服，有的在上课，还有的在玩捉迷藏……我还看见美丽的珠江，珠江边的房子闪闪发亮，像一颗颗大大的宝石。珠江上还有亮晶晶的船，像一弯弯彩色的月牙在江中行走，美丽极了！

我看着美丽的珠江，突然，我看见了一个椅子飞机。椅子飞机马上要撞到我了，我用力地蹬脚，椅子飞机伸出了一个大机器手，抓住了我，把我一扔，我飞出去了很远很远。这个椅子飞机太奇怪了。

我被扔到了动物园里，动物园里有很多动物，有猴子，有老虎，还有孔雀……动物园里还有一片森林，好看极了！

突然，一个台风吹过来，我被吹出了很远，椅子飞机又来了，飞机里跳出了一个机器人，机器人拿了一把大雨伞，往台风来的地方挡，台风就被挡住了，台风一停，机器人就坐回椅子飞机飞走了，我也慢慢地飞了下来。

这个梦真是又好玩又有趣呀！

那是一个有趣又可怕的梦，那梦能让母鸡鸡毛直竖，公鸡的鸡冠耷拉下来，那怪梦让我胡思乱想。

我变成了哨子，我和我的三个兄弟一起出厂，被放在商店里。有一天，一个小男孩儿指着其中一个兄弟说：“妈妈，我要哨子！”妈妈万般怜爱地说：“宝贝乖，妈妈给你买！”服务员用脏手拿走了我的其中一个兄弟。我希望有一个完美的人拿走我这只完美的哨子。

过了一天，有一个农民掏了一大把零钱买走了另外一个兄弟。他满脸洋溢着开心的神情。在我看来，那两只哨子都是令人怜悯的，说不定有一天被丢在了床下，或都被扫出了家门。我有点同情他们！

还有一只哨子天天陪着我，过了几天，又来了一个马戏团的人买走了我最后一个兄弟，我心想：只不过指挥指挥几头笨狗熊吧！想到这些我肚子都笑疼了。

时间在跑，过了一年，两年……整整过了八年。我等待的时间太长了，商店的东西要以旧换新了。我身上浮着一层厚厚的灰，我被放进了回收袋，我看到了我的兄弟们，有个男孩儿书包上挂着我的其中一个兄弟，有个农民一吹口哨，几只鸟儿吓得飞走了，那是第二个兄弟，马戏团的人一吹口哨，一只熊踩在球上走了过来。突然，我眼前不是三个兄弟，而是一个大锯齿，它张开嘴巴向我扑来，我被吓醒了，原来只是个梦，我还在床上啊！

今天，天气转凉，大家都披上了大衣，来到了美丽的校园，小鸟似乎变少了，小草开始掉发了，大叔开始掉牙了，这意味着一年即将过去了，一眨眼十月已经过半，一年还有最后的三分之一，一天跟光速一般，在这光是的日子里发生了许多有趣的事情，在中学的每一节可我都听得非常认真听从老师指挥和安排，也在每一节课里紧紧抓住每一个知识点，虽然上课很死板，但有几堂课却让我记忆犹新，比如今天的英语课……

“叮铃铃”上课铃响了，我静静的坐在位子上等待老师上课，在我看来英语课有时有趣，有时却非常无聊，而今天这堂英语课让我改变了对它的看法，我相信这样有趣的课堂老师也一定发了不少心思来准备这堂课，在上课时老师突然给我们来了个对抗游戏，男生VS女生哪一方选手问题回答的多，那方就获胜。

比赛开始了，男生，女生都不甘示弱，勇于站起来回答问题，外面狂风大作，里面却是这番热闹的情景，一分钟过去了，二分钟过去了，三分钟过去了男生和女生之间出现了距离，眼看第一大题就要结束，我们男生非常着急，想挽回局面，正当我们要开始翻盘时，第一大题居然就这然结束了，不过还好，还有第二大题，谁赢谁输还不一定呢？第二大局开始了，经过一番调整的我们，又开始追逐了紧张又激烈的气氛依旧未停，男生们依然努力的追赶着分数，能追一分是一分，女生好像有点骄傲了，回答的人越来越少，我们分数渐渐多了起来，直到最后一题是我们只差女生两分了，当我们认为胜负已定时，老师突然说最后一题回答对加两分，这是我们脸上又有了笑容，因为班长把自己的手举得高高的，他是我们最后的一线希望了，你是男生唯一的靠山了，当老师在黑板上花了两个大星星后就意味着我们的努力没有白费，我们终于胜利了！

今天的这节有趣的英语课给我们打来了许多欢乐和笑声！

星期一早上，同学们都早早地来到学校，他们纷纷展示着今天英语课上要用的食材。

今天的英语课在第三节，所以前两节课和周一晨会时间，大家都在期盼中度过。

做完操后，同学们争先回到教室，拿出食材，还没等高老师来就开始做自己的三明治（一些做得快的同学，比如王兴乐就在此时做完了）。

大家正做时，高老师进来了，但大家丝毫没有停下的想法。高老师只得要求大家停下手中的事，同学们虽然手停了下来，但心还是在做三明治上。不过高老师立刻抛出了“杀手锏”，她告诉大家只要讲完课后就可以做三明治，这让同学们顿时注意力集中。

一会，高老师的课讲完了，还余下10分钟的做三明治时间，于是大家立刻继续自己未完成的工作。

一时间，同学们放面包的方面包，涂蕃茄酱的涂番茄酱，场面十分壮观。大家做了一会后，场上的局势有发生转变了，许多已经做好了的同学已经开始吃了，他们一个个都像饿狼一样，狼吞虎咽，三明治被一口口的塞入他们的口中，场面十分“血腥”，不忍直视。虽然接下来是我们最喜欢的电脑课，但还是有很多人在课间吃三明治。

这真是一节有趣的英语课，我们既收获了知识，又享受了美食。

导语：你喜欢读书吗?读书能够带给我们不一样的知识，下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的相关英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

One day, it was time for lunch. Mr and Ms White were already at the table, but where was Tom their only son. Mr White decided to go and asked Tom to have lunch. When he went into Toms bedroom, he found Tom reading a book while lying on the stomach on the floor. He told Tom to come to lunch immediately, so Tom did. Mr White wondered why Tom was so attractted by the book? So he decided to have a look at the book. Now, it was the turnof Ms White and Tom to wait. After sometime, Ms White asked son to see what his father was up to. Tom went tohis bedroom. To his great surprise, his father was lying on the stomach and reading the book. He is just being reading. Mr. White had forgotten all about for lunch , what is an interesting book.

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某天吃中饭时，怀特夫妇在餐桌上等待着他们的儿子汤姆，但是汤姆去了哪里。怀特先生决定去叫汤姆吃午饭。当他进到汤姆的房间时，他发现汤姆正在倒躺着读书。他叫汤姆马上来吃饭，汤姆去了。怀特先生不知道什么书能够这么吸引汤姆的兴趣?他决定看一眼那本书。现在，华特女士和汤姆正在等待怀特先生吃饭。一会，怀特女士让汤姆去问问爸爸正在干嘛。汤姆去了他的卧室。让他惊讶的是，他的父亲也正倒躺着读书。他正在读书。怀特先生已经忘了吃中饭这回事，多么有趣的书啊。

叮铃铃，叮铃铃上课铃响了，这节课是一节英语课。同学们说说笑笑地向教室走去，咦，他们手上提着是什么？红彤彤的苹果，金黄的橘子，紫艳艳的葡萄等各种水果。刀子、叉子、盘子等餐具，还有一瓶水果色拉酱，嘿嘿！今天我们学习做水果色拉：let’s make a fruit salad.

老师让我们每五人一组。我、戴可为、张瑶瑶、袁灿还有左佑被分为一组，开始动手做水果色拉了。

我先剥开小蜜橘，将去了皮的橘子放在事先准备好的盘子里，香蕉、葡萄、芒果等放进盘子里。该削苹果了，我拿起苹果手忍不住抖起来，差点削到了手，就这样总算削完了一个苹果。可苹果早已坑坑洼洼，像火星上的陨石坑。

我开始第二步水果切块，它相比削就容易多了，我把大的小的水果放在案板上，大刀阔斧地切起来。咦？切过的水果怎么千奇百怪、形态各异。大的大、小的小，算了算了，不计较这么多了。

咱们进入第三、四步吧！我正要往切好的水果里放入色拉酱，结果看到高晟翔的鼻子，鼻子上全是色拉酱，我忍不住哈哈大笑起来，高晟翔看到我笑他，便像我发起了攻击，我赶紧防卫，他看到攻击不起作用，便张牙舞爪地向我扑来，我赶紧躲开。最后，他还是没攻击到我。

这堂英语课真有趣啊！

[一趟有趣的英语课的300字作文

My father is a  doctor. He always tries his best to help every, patient and make patients comfortable. But sonetimes he works so hard that he cant remember the date.

My mother is a woman with a bad memory. She always does a lot of housework, but sometimes she makes mistakes out of carelessness. For example, one day, she washed clothes in the washer, after the washer finished the work, she found she hadnt filled the washer with water.

Now let me tell you a funny thing: one day, father wanted to get up early as usual, buthe wasnt able to do that, because he hadnt set the alarm clock the night before, so when he got up, he did everything in a hurry. After father left, mother said to me mysteriously, "He will come back soon." "Why?" I was greatly surprised. "Because today is Sunday, his holiday!" Just as mother said, father came back home soon, and went to bed again--he was too tired.

[一件有趣的事英语作文

昨天晚上，我做了一个有趣的梦，这个梦让我大吃一惊，要问是什么梦啊，听我慢慢的讲给你听。

我梦到有一天，我通过了当一个发明家的各种测试，成功的成为了一个有名的发明家。我想，日本曾经侵略过我们亲爱的祖国，前不久不是还跟我们在抢钓鱼岛吗？那我何不发明一架高科技、百变、隐形、刀枪不入、水陆两用的中国号战斗机？这样，就再也没有谁能欺负和打败我们了。经过五年的研究，我真的发明出一架金色的蜘蛛形战斗机。

我发明的这架战机是可以自动变幻大小的，而且刀枪不入的，别说是刀枪，就是导弹也射不进来，反而会弹回到发射导弹的地方；这架飞机的飞行速度迅捷，驾驶仓里可无人驾驶，内有卧室！蜘蛛形的脚是导弹发射器，不管战机变的多小，发出的导弹大小和速度都不会变……后来，经过国家的允许，我驾驶着这架战机轻松的打败了日本，并夺回了钓鱼岛，得到了国家领导习主席的赞扬，我的心里美滋滋的，又激动又兴奋，一下子就从梦里笑醒了。

梦醒后，我心里久久不能平静。长大后，我一定会尽力为国家做出贡献，就算是不能真的造出这种无敌的战斗机，也一定要在其它自己力所能及的地方付出努力。

每个周六的上午，都是我最开心的时候，因为又可以上有趣的英语课啦！

今天的英语课上到一半的时候，Cathy老师笑眯眯地对大家说：“谁可以上来表演一下第2单元的课文角色？”我们一听，都纷纷把手举得高高的。虽然我很荣幸地被Cathy老师选上了，但是我又很担心自己背不出来，于是，我心里暗暗想着：“我是最棒的，我一定会扮演好的。”

我上了台，深深地吸了一口气，立马镇定下来了。我扮演monkey（猴子），我说：“Lookatmyblueleg。”同学扮演dog（狗），说：“Lookatmygreenmouth。”就这样，我们一个接一个地往下表演，往下说……

表演结束了，Cathy老师和同学们一起为我们鼓掌。果然，我做到了，我们用英语对话，把角色扮演得很好。我开心地看着Cathy老师，这时候，她的脸上更是笑成了一朵花。

Cathy老师的方法真不错，不仅让我们进一步理解了课文，又吸引了我们学英语的兴趣，同时还鼓励了我们大胆地用英语表达。

这就是我最喜欢的有趣的英语课，你们想不想也来参加呀？

Today is mothers birthday, but I didnt know what to by for her.A watch was a good present, but it was too expensive for me to buy.Flowers were not so expensive, but they would die soon.A birthday cake was too sweet and mother didnt like it.

今天是妈妈的生日，可是我还不知道给她买些什么。手表是挺好的礼物，可是太贵了，我买不起。花倒是不贵，可是很快就枯萎了。生日蛋糕太甜，妈妈不喜欢吃。

Then father thought a good idea.He said, "Why dont we make a wonderful dinner for her?That will show our love for her!" Oh, that was good.Love is the most expensive present in the world.

后来爸爸相处个好主意。他说，“为什么我们不做一顿美味的晚餐呢！那会显示出我们对她的爱！”啊，太好了。爱是世界上最昂贵的礼物。

I will never forget the smile on mothers face when we were having supper together.

我将永远忘不了我们共聚晚餐时妈妈脸上的笑容。

俗话说：“日有所思，夜有所梦。”昨晚，我做了一个有趣的梦。

梦里的我，睡在我自己的温馨小床上，当时也是夜晚，我看到墨蓝的天空中月亮姐姐正朝着我笑，星星们依偎在月亮姐姐的身边，一闪一闪的，美极了。哟!它们向我招手啦!我开心地笑了笑，接着有两颗小星星朝我的窗前飞来，飞到我的床边，它们亲吻了一下我的脸颊，然后，不可思议的事情发生了，我飞了起来，哎?我可以飞。小星星看向窗户，示意让我飞出去，我神奇般地掌控着我的飞行技术，一会儿，我真的自由地飞出了窗户，我向月亮姐姐打了招呼，就好奇的飞去别的地方看看了。对了，还有两颗小星星也跟在我的身后呢。我飞到了不远处的一个农场，看见两只老母鸡在打斗，好像在争论些什么，不时还拍一下对方的脸和背，羽毛也不时也飘落在了地上。我又飞到一个屋子前，这是一个草房子，我近看到一个大约八九岁的孩子在床上甜甜地睡着，坐在客厅中央的，是他的母亲，她正在为那个孩子缝补这破旧的衣服，一直到深夜才缝补好衣服，母亲才好安心入睡。我看着有点儿心疼，难道天下的母亲都是这么辛苦的默默奉献的吗?临走前，小星星告诉我：“不要担心，明天早上在他们的床前会有两件新的衣服挂在那儿。”我疑惑不解，小星星们说，它们有神奇的魔力。接着，星星们请我吃了可口的水果。吃饱之后，星星们送了我回家，我不舍地与月亮姐姐和可爱的小星星们告别。我回到了自己的床上，有继续入睡了。

突然，我睁开眼，红红的太阳照入窗内，怪刺眼的。我才发现，那，原来是一场梦。一场有趣的梦!

霜儿是一个十分可爱的小女孩，她有着大大的眼睛，长长的睫毛有规律地上下摆动着，非常好看！

霜儿从小就喜欢小动物，因此，她有空时总会到奶奶家的农场上帮忙，帮忙加些饲料去喂食小动物，或者带着小动物出去田野上觅食和玩耍。每天过着自由自在，无忧无虑的生活。

俗话说得好：“日有所思，夜有所梦。”因为每天都与小动物接触，霜儿和它们有着浓厚的感情。一天晚上，霜儿做了一个很长的梦。

在梦里，霜儿正在田园中漫步。忽然，不知道从哪里窜出了一只动物，忙乱中霜儿忘了它是一只松鼠，只顾着自己往前跑，那只小动物竟然在后面紧紧追着她。

这时，奶奶走了过来，笑笑说：“霜儿，不用怕，是松鼠。”说着，奶奶走了过去，将松鼠抓住。小松鼠被抓，倒变得很温顺了，霜儿很开心，兴高采烈地跑过去，用手轻轻地抚摸着小松鼠厚厚的毛皮，觉得它真是可爱！

回到家准备去睡觉之前，霜儿跑到阳台乘凉，忽而看到一只胖乎乎的小鸡走过来，霜儿取了一碗食物给它，鼓励它吃，它探视着吃了几下，霜儿笑着为它竖起了大拇指，它吃得更欢了。

吃饱了，它就优哉游哉地走到屋檐下的竹竿边休息。小松鼠也走了过来，开心地吃着食物，霜儿笑了。

[一个有趣的梦作文例文500字

One day, my parents bought me a computer. I had been longing for a computer for such a long time. I used to go to net bar to use computer. Now I have my own computer. So I was very excited. Along with the computer, they bought some software to help me with my studies. My father said that the computer would be my tutor from now on. However, he told me not to play computer game or chat on internet for a long time. He thought it was a waste of time. And I think so too. Then I used it to send E-mails to my friends to tell them that I have a computer on my own home too. What a happy day!

今天我们上了一节十分有趣的英语课。

上课前，老师先画了一张表格，上面有着许多的单词。我们都好奇老师要做什么。她一边画一边解说游戏规则：如果我们回答问题对了就可以随便抽一个格子，然后由老师告诉我们格子里是加分还是减分。如果是加就给自己小组加分，如果是减就给自己小组减分。

游戏开始了，老师让我们做好准备。同学们个个聚精会神，手臂半抬着，就怕自己举手速度慢了。“strict！”话音一落，全班就齐刷刷地举起手来，可是陶来凤还是比其他人要快两秒。老师请她上台回答刚才词语的意思，并找出这个词语。下面同学故意说一个错误的答案，来误导陶来凤。但她仍然坚持着自己的想法，她答对了，台下一片掌声。该她抽格子了，只见她用左手蒙上双眼，右手停在黑板上，久久不愿意点下去，一分钟、两分钟……她还是不抽格子，老师开始数：“十、九、八……”就在最后两秒钟，她终于做出了选择。“加五十分！”老师大声宣布答案。陶来凤和她的小组成员高兴得跳了起来。

大家看到陶来凤组的分数就催着老师继续出题。这一次老师改变了游戏规则：每组选一名同学来参加“石头、剪刀、布”的游戏，谁赢了谁回答问题。我们组派我出战。我和对面组的选手需要再用“石头、剪刀、布”选出一位参赛。我心里暗暗地想：我一定要赢，为我们组加分。我出了剪刀，对面同学出了布，我赢了。我带着高兴又紧张的心情走向讲台，紧握的手心直冒汗。“kind！”老师刚读完，我立刻说出答案，而且准确无误。该我抽格子了，我闭上眼睛心里默默祈祷着：加一百分！加一百分！然后快速抽了最中间的格子。“加十分！”老师宣布道，我顿时像一只泄了气的篮球，“唉，怎么才加十分？”有种被打入冰窖的感觉。但转念一想，加十分总比扣十分好啊！这样一想心里舒畅了许多。我又开开心心地回到座位。小组之间的PK继续进行中……

时间过得很快，不知不觉下课铃声响了。这真是一节有趣的英语课，我不但在游戏中学会了英语单词，还在游戏中懂得了：要相信自己、遇到不顺心时要换一种方式看待事情。

星期天的早晨，我躺在床上，突然一阵急促的敲门声把我吵醒。我想，奶奶不是出去买菜了吗？爷爷在一楼睡觉，会是谁呢？我走下床顺手拿起一把扫帚打开门，一位一身黄毛，身穿金甲，头戴金冠的“杂技演员”，哎呀！谁大早上打扮成孙悟空吓唬人呀！“杂技演员”看我这样表情，从耳朵里掏出一根针，嗖，一下就变成了金箍棒，我急忙说：“哎哎哎，你别把我家地板砸坏了！”

就这样我们俩对视了许久，对孙悟空说：“算了，算了，你赢了！我来教你玩电脑吧！”“电脑是啥东东，有我的猴脑快吗？”孙悟空问。我把电脑打开，孙悟空被吓了一大跳。“这个脑怎么还会亮？”我打开了一个测验智商的游戏，我示范了一下，悟空等不及了，胡乱操作了几下，才9的智商，哈哈！

“玩了这么久了，我带你去公园里玩吧！”孙悟空问：“公园又是啥？能吃吗？”“嗯……公园就是给人们锻炼身体的地方，还有你饿了吗？”孙悟空又说：“嗯嗯嗯，俺老孙都快饿死了，但去的时候还需要带上一个人。”“谁？”我问。孙悟空回答：“我的师弟猪八戒！”说完，八戒便从天上掉了下来，轰，地上出了一个大洞。悟空对八戒说：“你要再重点儿，世界都都爆炸了！”我们到了饭馆，八戒点了麻婆豆腐、烧鸡、烤鸭……这些吃的一应俱全。啊，终于吃完了！糟糕！没钱！

正在着急万分，梦醒了，我回味了许久。等下次做梦我再去找孙悟空玩！

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

For some reasons, I never get up before nine oclock on Saturdays. Sometimes I stay in bed until lunch time. Then Ill do some exercises, read English, play computer games. In the afternoon, I go to school for writing and playing table tennis. I play table tennis well. In the evening, I go to the teachers home to play Chinese chess, I like it.

What an interesting day!

Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.

And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair.

I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.

The summer holiday begins. I am very happy. Last week, I traveled to

Zhuhai. Its a small but beautiful city. The streets are clean and the buildings

are huge. The traffic of Zhuhai is good. There is almost no traffic jams

here,because the transportation system is good. Macau is on the opposite of

Zhuhai.We can even see the cars running in the streets of Macau. I hope I can

step into Macau to visti this magical city.

One day,my mother and I went to a park.We had a good time and we decided to have lunch in the park.My mother bought some milk and bread.My mother told me to wash my hands before lunch.However,when we came back,our bread was gone!We thought that someone took it.We are very angry.I thought that the thief would come back to take the milk.So,my mother and I hid behind a tree and waited.One hour later, no one came and we were very hungry.We gave up and we wanted to go home to have something to eat.Suddenly,I found something under the chair.Oh, its our bread!