用英语写有趣的梦（推荐20篇）

今天我们上了一节十分有趣的英语课。

上课前，老师先画了一张表格，上面有着许多的单词。我们都好奇老师要做什么。她一边画一边解说游戏规则：如果我们回答问题对了就可以随便抽一个格子，然后由老师告诉我们格子里是加分还是减分。如果是加就给自己小组加分，如果是减就给自己小组减分。

游戏开始了，老师让我们做好准备。同学们个个聚精会神，手臂半抬着，就怕自己举手速度慢了。“strict！”话音一落，全班就齐刷刷地举起手来，可是陶来凤还是比其他人要快两秒。老师请她上台回答刚才词语的意思，并找出这个词语。下面同学故意说一个错误的答案，来误导陶来凤。但她仍然坚持着自己的想法，她答对了，台下一片掌声。该她抽格子了，只见她用左手蒙上双眼，右手停在黑板上，久久不愿意点下去，一分钟、两分钟……她还是不抽格子，老师开始数：“十、九、八……”就在最后两秒钟，她终于做出了选择。“加五十分！”老师大声宣布答案。陶来凤和她的小组成员高兴得跳了起来。

大家看到陶来凤组的分数就催着老师继续出题。这一次老师改变了游戏规则：每组选一名同学来参加“石头、剪刀、布”的游戏，谁赢了谁回答问题。我们组派我出战。我和对面组的选手需要再用“石头、剪刀、布”选出一位参赛。我心里暗暗地想：我一定要赢，为我们组加分。我出了剪刀，对面同学出了布，我赢了。我带着高兴又紧张的心情走向讲台，紧握的手心直冒汗。“kind！”老师刚读完，我立刻说出答案，而且准确无误。该我抽格子了，我闭上眼睛心里默默祈祷着：加一百分！加一百分！然后快速抽了最中间的格子。“加十分！”老师宣布道，我顿时像一只泄了气的篮球，“唉，怎么才加十分？”有种被打入冰窖的感觉。但转念一想，加十分总比扣十分好啊！这样一想心里舒畅了许多。我又开开心心地回到座位。小组之间的PK继续进行中……

时间过得很快，不知不觉下课铃声响了。这真是一节有趣的英语课，我不但在游戏中学会了英语单词，还在游戏中懂得了：要相信自己、遇到不顺心时要换一种方式看待事情。

Today is mothers birthday, but I didnt know what to by for her.A watch was a good present, but it was too expensive for me to buy.Flowers were not so expensive, but they would die soon.A birthday cake was too sweet and mother didnt like it.

今天是妈妈的生日，可是我还不知道给她买些什么。手表是挺好的礼物，可是太贵了，我买不起。花倒是不贵，可是很快就枯萎了。生日蛋糕太甜，妈妈不喜欢吃。

Then father thought a good idea.He said, "Why dont we make a wonderful dinner for her?That will show our love for her!" Oh, that was good.Love is the most expensive present in the world.

后来爸爸相处个好主意。他说，“为什么我们不做一顿美味的晚餐呢！那会显示出我们对她的爱！”啊，太好了。爱是世界上最昂贵的礼物。

I will never forget the smile on mothers face when we were having supper together.

我将永远忘不了我们共聚晚餐时妈妈脸上的笑容。

今天上午，我们班上了一堂有趣的英语课。

人都到齐后，老师就开始上课了，她先教我们读单词，只见她吐词清晰，她读一句，我们就跟着读一句，然后再问我们问题，答对时老师就会面对笑容地说：“good或very good。”更有趣的是：她还用玩游戏的方式来教我们学习……

今天这一课道具要用蛋糕，老师先把题讲完，就利用剩下的一个半小时去订做蛋糕，还说：“买回来后就让大家一起分享。”听后，大家都兴奋不已，于是，我们就自觉地打扫卫生，有的扫地，有的洒水，还有的拖地……

大约一个小时以后，我们在二楼看见老师回来了，为了逗老师开心，那些顽皮的小家伙有的躲了起来，有的放起了音乐，还有的吹起泡泡来，老师一进门，呈现在她眼前的是一个“泡泡天地”，我们真的把老师逗笑了，老师把蛋糕放在了许多桌子的正中间，然后轻轻地把它打开了。我们欢呼着把蜡烛插在了蛋糕上并且点燃了，然后用英语唱起了生日快乐歌，当我们正准备吹蜡烛时，老师提醒我们要Make a wish!原来是许愿的意思啊!我在心底里许了个愿，希望以后能当上国家足球队队员。许愿后，我们就吹灭了蜡烛，开始吃蛋糕啦，我故意把奶油弄得额头上、鼻子上、脸上和下巴上到处都是，同班同学都用那流利的英语来描述着我的这张“小丑”的脸，然后，开心地笑了，我们完全变成了一群可爱的外国学生。

今天上午的这堂英语课我们既吃了蛋糕，又学到了英语，真是有趣极了!

“叮铃铃，叮铃铃 ，校园里传来动听的上课铃，同学们纷纷地跑进教室，有的在喝水，有的在做课前准备，还有的已经在班里读课文，我们班英语老师米思包慢慢地走进教室，米思包说：“今天上表演课。”大家都欢呼起来说：“太好了，上表演课了。”我们组表演G部分的唱歌跳舞，我们带好组长做的头饰来到讲台。

“Hello，we are group four，plese watch our show。” 大家拉着手围成猫的家，小猫就住在公园路。有两个人手搭手做成一棵树，小鸟儿就可以在树上唱歌。有一个人用手做波浪式，小鱼儿在小河里自由自在地游呀游。接着，有两个人做成树洞，小兔子就可以住在洞里了。我们一边表演一边唱着优美的英文歌，米思包看着我们精彩的表演，开心地笑了，她还选我们去二班表演呢！

英语课真有趣，它给我带来快乐和勇气。

在学校午休的我，写完了作业，用手托着头，想：要是学校建在天上该多好呀！不知不觉，学校飞上了天空，到了仙境。而且每个同学都长了一对翅膀。有的翅膀像一朵美丽的小花，有的像可怕的闪电。

我长了一对粉红色的翅膀，上面印着漂亮的花纹。我惊喜地发现，我竟然会飞了！我心里想让翅膀怎么动，翅膀就怎么动。我让翅膀向上飞，结果我的头撞到了天花板。咦？怎么一点儿也不疼？原来是天花板变成了一大片云，连课桌、讲台和椅子也变成了云，地板也不例外。同学们高兴极了，在地上打滚儿，翻跟头。

下午休课了，我飞出教室，在一望无垠的天空中和飞机赛跑，听小鸟歌唱。地面上一个快递员吸引了我的注意力，只见他边等红灯边焦急地看时间。我“忽”地飞到他的身边，拉着他的车飞了起来，几秒钟就到了目的地。我还没来得及跟他说再见，就响起了上课的铃声。

我急忙赶回教室。这一节是美术课，我们拿起画笔，在变成白云的桌子上画起画来。我挥挥画笔，画了一只小白兔，它尾巴一摆，竟然活了！看，同学们正咧着嘴，一副高兴的样子，有的画了一只老虎，张着血盆大口，有的画了一只猴子，把尾巴挂在树上荡秋千。

“哎呀”，有一位同学没控制好自己的翅膀，飞上了天花板，把墨水洒到了天花板上，白云变成了乌云，下起了雨，我们被冲回了人间。

“叮铃铃……”上课了，我被惊醒了，原来这是一场梦啊。

One day, after we got home from the kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and stayed in bed. I didnt know what had happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "It doesnt matter, mum has only a stomachache. I will be all right after a while." Although mother said so, I found tears in her eyes because of pain. At that time I knew adults also got ill and cried. I decided I would take care of my mother from then on.

Like many children, I had a happy childhood under the care and love of my parents. My mother took me to the kindergarten and home every day. thought mother was so kind and healthy that she would never get sick..com

But one day, my father went to the kindergarten to get me back. I asked, "Why doesnt my mother come?""She is sick, and she is in hospital. "said Father. I felt sad and frightened. Then I began to cry. "Dont cry or mother would worry. You should be a good child." I seemed to understand my mother was too tired. I made up my mind I would look after my mother from then on.

“准备升空，3、、2、、1、！”，“轰”的一声，我乘坐的梭利亚航天飞机571、号已缓缓上升，尾巴拉起一团红色的火球，闪闪亮亮，在大家的注目中，将 前往新发现的太阳系3、51、2、号行星探勘，执行任务。太阳系3、51、2、号行星是最近发现的新行星，外表布满水银色的环带，当我们踏进这颗星球，不 知道会看到什么事物？

我乘坐的航天飞机已缓缓的靠近这令人好奇的行星，当我们由窗户往外看时，不禁大吃一惊，这行星上住着许多外星人，他们没有令人感到好奇的飞碟、幽浮；没有 令人感到可怕、丑陋的长相；没有令人感到困惑的奇怪语言，他们有和人类一样的交通工具，我们称它为“汽车”；有和人类一样明显的五官，我们称他们为“未来 的人类”，有和人类一样的语言，我们称它为“混合语言”，令我们想快一点去了解这些未来人类。

我们的航天飞机缓慢的降落在“机场”上，有许多“未来的人类”看到我们非常的惊讶，都呆住了！我鼓起勇气对他们说：“你们好！”由于混合语言包含了国、日、英语， 所以大致上都听得懂，这让我们都松了一口气，在未来的人类与我们讨论之后，决定去见他们的“总统”。经过他们的同意，我们得到一星期的许可在这边观察，因 此我们有很大的发现―他们使用太阳能发电，因此不会破坏大自然，而且处处可见绿色植物，怪不得空气那么好，我觉得我们应该向她们学习。

回地球的时间到了，我们依依不舍的向他们道别，真舍不得离开这个美丽的星球，和这些友善的朋友。但终究是要别离的，我们含着泪，默默的乘坐梭利亚航天飞机 571、号离开。我望着窗外，想着：我一定会记得这美好的一切，以及在那里所发生的点点滴滴。“喂！快点起床，上学要迟到了！”我忽然惊醒，原来是一场梦。虽然只是一场梦，但却是我做过最精采、有趣的梦。

[有趣的梦作文700字

This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

中：今天早上，我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去，一不小心打了滑。四肢张开，好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了，它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎。笑死人了，简直是太滑稽了

那是一个有趣又可怕的梦，那梦能让母鸡鸡毛直竖，公鸡的鸡冠耷拉下来，那怪梦让我胡思乱想。

我变成了哨子，我和我的三个兄弟一起出厂，被放在商店里。有一天，一个小男孩儿指着其中一个兄弟说：“妈妈，我要哨子！”妈妈万般怜爱地说：“宝贝乖，妈妈给你买！”服务员用脏手拿走了我的其中一个兄弟。我希望有一个完美的人拿走我这只完美的哨子。

过了一天，有一个农民掏了一大把零钱买走了另外一个兄弟。他满脸洋溢着开心的神情。在我看来，那两只哨子都是令人怜悯的，说不定有一天被丢在了床下，或都被扫出了家门。我有点同情他们！

还有一只哨子天天陪着我，过了几天，又来了一个马戏团的人买走了我最后一个兄弟，我心想：只不过指挥指挥几头笨狗熊吧！想到这些我肚子都笑疼了。

时间在跑，过了一年，两年……整整过了八年。我等待的时间太长了，商店的东西要以旧换新了。我身上浮着一层厚厚的灰，我被放进了回收袋，我看到了我的兄弟们，有个男孩儿书包上挂着我的其中一个兄弟，有个农民一吹口哨，几只鸟儿吓得飞走了，那是第二个兄弟，马戏团的人一吹口哨，一只熊踩在球上走了过来。突然，我眼前不是三个兄弟，而是一个大锯齿，它张开嘴巴向我扑来，我被吓醒了，原来只是个梦，我还在床上啊！

Dumpling is a traditional Chinese food. On the lunar New Year s Day, most families make a lot of delicious dumplings. To make them, follow this easy process.

The first step is to mix the flour with water. When the dough is ready, we can begin to make dumpling wrappers. We use a rolling pole to roll the dough into small, thin and round pieces so that they will be easy to cook. When the wrappers are done, it s time to prepare the filling. Usually, we use meat such as beef or mutton, and some vegetables such as cabbage or carrots for filling. You may actually choose whatever you like to put into it. We must chop those things into small pieces. Then put some salt, oil and other condiments into it and stir it evenly. When all these preparations are done, we can start making dumplings. First put a spoonful of filling in the center of the wrapper. Then stick the two opposite sides together and then the rest. Don t just cover the filling with the wrappers. The best shape of dumplings is that of a ship, because when they are boiling in the pan, they look like ships sailing in the sea. The smell can make your mouth water.

饺子是一种传统的中国食品。在农历新年的一天,大多数家庭赚很多美味的饺子。让他们,遵循这一容易的过程。

第一步是用水和面。当面团准备好了,我们可以开始擀皮。用一根擀面杖把面团擀成小,薄,圆形面皮,这样会容易煮。当包装完成,它的时间来准备。通常,我们使用肉类如牛肉或羊肉,和一些蔬菜,如卷心菜和胡萝卜馅。你可以选择任何你喜欢它。我们必须把这些东西成小块。然后放上一些盐,油和其他调料,搅拌均匀。当所有这些准备工作都完成了,我们可以开始包饺子。首先放一勺馅的包装器的中心。然后把两边牢牢粘住,然后把剩余的包好。不只是盖的灌装包装器。饺子最好的形状是一艘船,因为当它们在锅里煮的时候,它们看起来就像是大海里的船只。它们的香味会让你流口水。

To me, the most interesting subject is English. But I find studying English is very difficult. So if you ask which subject is the most difficult to me. My answer will be English. Now I am a student, everyday I have more than one English classes, I like studying it very much and I hope I can study it very well, so I can talk with foreigners and know the foreign countries things, it is very useful.

星期一早上，同学们都早早地来到学校，他们纷纷展示着今天英语课上要用的食材。

今天的英语课在第三节，所以前两节课和周一晨会时间，大家都在期盼中度过。

做完操后，同学们争先回到教室，拿出食材，还没等高老师来就开始做自己的三明治（一些做得快的同学，比如王兴乐就在此时做完了）。

大家正做时，高老师进来了，但大家丝毫没有停下的想法。高老师只得要求大家停下手中的事，同学们虽然手停了下来，但心还是在做三明治上。不过高老师立刻抛出了“杀手锏”，她告诉大家只要讲完课后就可以做三明治，这让同学们顿时注意力集中。

一会，高老师的课讲完了，还余下10分钟的做三明治时间，于是大家立刻继续自己未完成的工作。

一时间，同学们放面包的方面包，涂蕃茄酱的涂番茄酱，场面十分壮观。大家做了一会后，场上的局势有发生转变了，许多已经做好了的同学已经开始吃了，他们一个个都像饿狼一样，狼吞虎咽，三明治被一口口的塞入他们的口中，场面十分“血腥”，不忍直视。虽然接下来是我们最喜欢的电脑课，但还是有很多人在课间吃三明治。

这真是一节有趣的英语课，我们既收获了知识，又享受了美食。

Last Sunday I went to Yang Ming Shan Park with my parents.It was a sunny day.There were trees and flowers all over the place.The trees were tall and pretty and the flowers smelled sweet.

上周日我和我的父母去阳明山公园。这是一个阳光灿烂的日子。所有地方都有树木和花卉。高高的树木和漂亮的花闻起来很香。

In the park we could see some birds flying up in the sky.An old man was sitting on the bench reading a book and two cats were playing under the bench.Some boys were playing games and some people were taking walks.Others were just jogging around the place.In the afternoon we took a walk along the stream for two hours.Then the stream flowed to the woods.In the middle of the woods we could see a small pood with many fish in it.

在公园里我们可以看到一些鸟儿飞翔在天空。一个老人坐在替补席上看着一本书，两个猫在板凳上玩闹。一些孩子正在玩游戏，一些人在散步。其他的人都只是在慢跑的地方。下午，我们就沿着小溪散步两个小时。然后走到树林。林中，我们可以看到一个有很多鱼的小水池。

I like to go to the mountains and I like to see nature,too.I really enjoy the nice day at this interesting place.I hope I can go there again someday.

我喜欢去爬山，我喜欢看自然。我真的很享受美好的一天在这个有趣的地方。我希望我能有一天再去那里。

One Saturday afternoon,my mother came from someone else hold a puppy home,I jumped up and down,overjoyed!

Dog covered with black hair,only the chin of a small group of white hair.I first met the dog,two great big eyes wide open,really want to say "who do not get to me,or care of my paw." I try to approach it slowly,gently stroking it,give it feeding.Later the afternoon we passed a little bit of contact,the dog close to me to take the initiative.I gave it a name as is "Jing-jing."

Sunday morning,I and the dog becomes a pair of Jingjing inseparable friends,where he and I went where,I ran it and ran,but it was born two months,say the floor a bit slippery,it Running up and sometimes wrestling,watching wrestling and funny and it hurt.When I watch TV,it lying in my lap Mei Meis sleep on a sleep.Yes,as long as I wear cotton slippers,it will climb up the foot bed,when you take off cotton slippers,he would lay asleep on the shoes,really makes you laugh and cry!

At noon,I feel too hot to lie on the floor and play with Beijing Beijing,unwittingly actually fell asleep.Jing Jing was naughty climb up my feet from my body,and then tail it to my face,head and legs towards my bed,shaking from time to time tail,touched my face itch.I hurried up,Jingjing has turned a somersault,lay down on my lap,I giggle again.

Ill never forget my little dog and the good times

一个星期六中午,妈妈从别人家抱来了一只小狗,我又蹦又跳,高兴极了!

小狗浑身黑毛,只有下巴底下有一小撮白色的毛.小狗第一次见到我,两只眼睛睁的大大的,好想再说“谁也不要接近我,否则小心我的爪子.”我试着慢慢的接近它,轻轻的抚摸它,给它喂食.后来我们经过下午一点一滴的接触,小狗就主动接近我了.我还给它起了个名字叫“京京”.

星期天上午,我和小狗京京就成了一对形影不离的好朋友,我走到哪儿他跟到哪儿,我跑它就跑,不过它才出生两个月,再说地板也有点滑,它跑起来有时会摔跤,看着它摔跤又好笑又心疼.我看电视时,它就躺在我的腿上美美的睡上一大觉.对了,只要我穿着棉拖鞋,它就会爬到的脚上睡觉,当你脱掉棉拖鞋,他就会卧在鞋上睡大觉,真叫你哭笑不得!

中午,我觉得太热,就躺在了地板上和京京玩儿,不知不觉竟睡着了.京京却调皮的从我的脚上爬到我的身上,然后尾巴朝着我的脸,头朝着我的腿睡觉,尾巴不时的摇晃着,碰到了我的脸,痒痒的.我急忙起来,京京却翻了个跟头,躺在了我的腿上,我咯咯的笑了起来.

我永远忘不了小狗狗和我那段美好的时光······

There is a legend about the origin of the lucky money.

Once upon a time, there was a little monster called "chong" who came to the world on the eve of the great New Year. It came to the head of the sleeping child and touched it, and the child began to cry aloud, and when he woke up, he began to talk.

Then all these clever children became fools, and only knew how to play madly every day. "Chong" is afraid of bright light, therefore, people on the night of every big year, all lights, keep at the childrens side, dare not sleep, this is called "shouchong".

There was an old couple who got a child when they were very old. On the evening of the great New Year, the couple lit candles and stood by their children. Suddenly a gust of wind blew and the candle went out. "Chonghu" floated to the childs head, ready to touch, under the pillow under the red envelope flashing a bright red light.

"Chong" cried, and ran away. The next day, the couple handed out red envelopes to their children and told them what had scared them away.

It turned out that the eight copper COINS had become a fairy, and he was secretly helping the children.

Tell such a story you know the origin of the lucky money! On the evening of the big year, children will receive red envelopes from their elders, which represents the wishes of the elders.

Winter fun

While saying good-bye to the cold and windy spring.Biting cold of winter,but also saying good-bye to the colorful fun Winter; also ushered in a thick spring.Letting a hundred flowers bloom in spring.

A Winter passed,and we are not only grown up one years old,during the Winter Institute is also a lot of skills:some students will be a package Lantern.Dumplings,some students learned to write couplets.The students also learned how to sketch ......I,of course,is no exception,I also made during the Winter,a small production of it!

I produced this little it is a very unique name is:"mini-cannon." "Mini" as the name implies means that very small things,the home of artillery all know that,right?I can not so much power,but to play.It is made of hard paper tube.Plastic balls and firecrackers combination,and spent a week of me and my brother a lot of things aviation!

In addition,I am at home with his father also practiced calligraphy practicing Although trained as a good father,kung fu very thin shallow,but I taste a meaning which is very good!

Winter life is really interesting,really memorable,let me ah!

Since I went to college, I have made many friends and we shared the same

interest. My friends and I liked traveling so much. We decided to travel abroad.

The destination was Thailand. We spent ten days there and had a nice trip. It

was such an unforgettable trip, and I learned a lot.

Firstly, it was my first time to travel abroad. My friends and I had made

many preparations. We read the travel guide and chose the information that was

useful to us. I classified the information and wrote down tourist sites. During

the trip, I become much independent. Sometimes I even walked down the foreign

street by myself, appreciating the beautiful scenery.

Secondly, I broadened my vision and enrich my mind. Before I came to

Thailand, I needed to read some information, then I got to know this countrys

culture and their tradition. When I was in Thailand, I could feel its religious

belief. Whats more, there were so many foreigners here, and I talked to them

happily.

Traveling is a good way to learn knowledge, and I know the importance of

English. It is the key to know about the world.

I am in primary school now, I have many lessons to learn from Monday to Friday, my favorite subject is English.

Last week, my English teacher gave us a task, she asked us to make the presentation of our favorite English celebrity. I chose Avril Lavigne, she is my favorite singer, I have listened to her songs for many years. When I presented the singer, many of my classmates clapped their hands, because they like her, too. Then we share many things about Avril, I felt so happy in that class, it is so interesting, we talked happily, we share our common interest.

I will never forget about that class, it causes my passion to learn English.

我现在在上初中，从周一到周五我有很多的课，我最喜欢的科目是英语。

上周，我的英语老师给我们布置了一个任务，她要求我们做一个展示，展示我们最喜欢的英语国家的名人。我选择了艾薇儿，她是我最喜欢的歌手，我已经听了很多年她的音乐。当我向同学们展示了这个歌手，我的很多同学鼓起了掌，因为他们也喜欢她。然后我们分享着一些艾薇儿的事情，那节课我觉得很开心，很有趣，我们聊得也很开心，分享着我们共同的兴趣爱好。

我永远都不会忘记那节课，它点燃了我学习英语的激情。

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

Making a trip to Beidaihe on May 18 was an experience which I will never

forget.

A arrived in Beidaihe at about 2 oclock,and immediately took a No.5 bus to

the sea area.The beautiful blue sea was so large that I couldnt see the other

side of it.After getting off the bus,I went straight to the shore.Taking off my

shoes,I put my feet into the water.The water was cool,and walking in the water

was such a great joy that I didnt want to stop.Then I collected shells.When it

got dark,I sat on the shore,watching the sea.The night scene was simply

marvelous!

Finally I had to go back.It was an unforgettable day in my life.

My idol is Yao Ming, he is very tallI am 8 years old, One meter and 27 centimeters I dont feel like myself, because there are several students in our class, but my mother doesnt think so. He was looking forward to me for a long time, and there was a lot of jokes.

Camera 1, mom, why dont you grow taller? My mother tried to make good food for me every day, and the stewed bone soup was steamed, and the mother cooked the soup, and played my bowl of soup and said in the barn. The nutrition is rich, drink a little more quickly, say that the mother also has a small bowl to drink.I looked at my mother, and you said to your mother, "mom, you drank too. Why dont you grow taller?"? At the end of the day, the mother laughed and said, silly child, mother is in the adult and the bone soup does not work. Mom, for me to be tall, let me sign up for the basketball team, and today is my first day on the basketball team. Tired of my sweat to go back to the office, I dont want to sweat, I cant wait to ask, mom, mom, Ive finished the ball. Do you think Im tall? The teacher of the office laughed, and her mother laughed and said you were so xingji that he played basketball for one time. You will feel it when you see these.Some people want to eat the shell, yes, I did eat the shell, 1 chance, mother got a piece of information, and declared a lot of calcium-high food.There are rice soybeans, suddenly I see, the jidanqiao kelp can be the highest, each hundred Kerry contains 37796 milligrams, so much more eating egg shells must be very strange.So I decided to go to Changsha, I took out an egg to the bowl, and then wash the shell, and put it in my mouth. It seems that calcium high food is not necessarily delicious, well, it is taken. My idol is Yao Ming because he is very tall.

Once I was on the bus, the car was full of tall output, with a low head and a head on the roof.I thought, if I was too tall for Yang Ming, when I was on the bus, it was like a giraffe, so I said, mom, I just want to grow up to 1 m 8. If it is so high as Yao Ming, its not convenient to take a car, and mom says you can grow up to 1 meter 8, and Im satisfied.

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