用英语写有趣的梦（热门20篇）

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One day, it was time for lunch. Mr and Ms White were already at the table, but where was Tom their only son. Mr White decided to go and asked Tom to have lunch. When he went into Toms bedroom, he found Tom reading a book while lying on the stomach on the floor. He told Tom to come to lunch immediately, so Tom did. Mr White wondered why Tom was so attractted by the book? So he decided to have a look at the book. Now, it was the turnof Ms White and Tom to wait. After sometime, Ms White asked son to see what his father was up to. Tom went tohis bedroom. To his great surprise, his father was lying on the stomach and reading the book. He is just being reading. Mr. White had forgotten all about for lunch , what is an interesting book.

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某天吃中饭时，怀特夫妇在餐桌上等待着他们的儿子汤姆，但是汤姆去了哪里。怀特先生决定去叫汤姆吃午饭。当他进到汤姆的房间时，他发现汤姆正在倒躺着读书。他叫汤姆马上来吃饭，汤姆去了。怀特先生不知道什么书能够这么吸引汤姆的兴趣?他决定看一眼那本书。现在，华特女士和汤姆正在等待怀特先生吃饭。一会，怀特女士让汤姆去问问爸爸正在干嘛。汤姆去了他的卧室。让他惊讶的是，他的父亲也正倒躺着读书。他正在读书。怀特先生已经忘了吃中饭这回事，多么有趣的书啊。

Today is mothers birthday, but I didnt know what to by for her.A watch was a good present, but it was too expensive for me to buy.Flowers were not so expensive, but they would die soon.A birthday cake was too sweet and mother didnt like it.

今天是妈妈的生日，可是我还不知道给她买些什么。手表是挺好的礼物，可是太贵了，我买不起。花倒是不贵，可是很快就枯萎了。生日蛋糕太甜，妈妈不喜欢吃。

Then father thought a good idea.He said, "Why dont we make a wonderful dinner for her?That will show our love for her!" Oh, that was good.Love is the most expensive present in the world.

后来爸爸相处个好主意。他说，“为什么我们不做一顿美味的晚餐呢！那会显示出我们对她的爱！”啊，太好了。爱是世界上最昂贵的礼物。

I will never forget the smile on mothers face when we were having supper together.

我将永远忘不了我们共聚晚餐时妈妈脸上的笑容。

Singing is an interesting thing.

Theres people who are great singers that dont have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but arent technically good singers (think Mariah Carey--her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices and are good technical singers--and these are the people that there is general agreement on.

You make a list of these people as "great singers" and you generally dont get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra. Thats a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldnt sing doesnt know anything about singing.

Today, at my home a very interesting thing happened.

Noon, dad is sleeping, I was watching TV, suddenly, I feel very boring, so just came up with a project and interesting game.

Ill take red, yellow, blue, green four kinds of color, then, go jump on your bed, with a red pen in his mouth painting lipstick, with yellow pen to draw father face, with blue pen to draw dad left eye hair, finally, in a green pencil on the fathers right eye hair, just like that, I give my father a make-up. Then, I went to watch TV.

Such as dad wake up, go to comb my hair, I burst out laughing, dad a in the mirror, shame flushed, even also cant lift up.

How, it is very interesting!

英语作文一件有趣的事4

Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.

And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair. I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.

For some reasons, I never get up before nine oclock on Saturdays. Sometimes I stay in bed until lunch time. Then Ill do some exercises, read English, play computer games. In the afternoon, I go to school for writing and playing table tennis. I play table tennis well. In the evening, I go to the teachers home to play Chinese chess, I like it.

What an interesting day!

今天的英语课不同往常，因为我们要迎接一位新朋友———圣诞老人。

第一节下课时，杨老师对我们说：“下节课将有一位圣诞老人参与到我们的课堂中来，与大家一起上课，并且给你们发礼物。但是我们要用英语跟他对话。”说着，便给我们每人发了一顶圣诞帽。

上课铃一响，正当同学们安静地等候时，“圣诞老人”大摇大摆地走进了教室。

我一看惊呆了，仿佛站在我眼前的就是真正的圣诞老人。他与书上描述的圣诞老人很相似。又浓又白的长胡子，头上戴着一顶高高的圣诞帽，挺着一个大肚子，穿着一件红色大衣，腰上系着一根黑色腰带，脚蹬一双黑色的短靴。

我们按杨老师的要求：先跟他用英语“hello，how are you！”打了招呼。圣诞老人说：“thank you！ ”我们接着又唱起了圣诞歌曲。

圣诞老人笑眯眯地望着我们，从前到后，边走边给大家发着糖。我幸运地分到了一颗水蜜桃味的棒棒糖，这是我最爱吃的口味。我们各自热情地和圣诞老人握了手。当糖全部分完时，我们又与圣诞老人来了一次大拥抱，教室里一片沸腾，同学们开心极了！有的拉住圣诞老人的胳膊；有的报着圣诞老人的腿；还有的爬在圣诞老人的背上……就连坐在旁边的杨老师也笑得前俯后仰。

今天的英语课太有趣了，让我们零距离地认识了“圣诞老人”。

One day, my mother went to work as usual in the morning, I thought to myself, mother to go to work, and to do the housework, too hard, I should help my mother share some housework.

I said to start first cleaned the house, and then I started to mop the floor with a mop junior high school composition, I drag drag, saw a big black spot on the ground, I tried dragging ah, but it just like with glue live, no matter how I dragged down not to drop it, the black spots seemed very satisfiedly say: "you dragged me the little want to go, no, go, go, dont bother me to sleep." Hateful to dismiss me!!!!!!! I thought to myself, must make it clear, give mom a surprise.

Mom came back from work, see the ground clean, just ask: "who is this clean so clean!" I smiled and said: "is a" Monkey King "to help you clean!" Smile appeared on mothers face at this moment, my mother praised me is a labor of love their children, I bewick, beautiful!

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

梦，有很多种。会有噩梦、美梦、白日梦等等。这些梦我都做过，使我印象深刻的梦是一个特被好笑的梦，想知道吗？那就往下看吧！

有一天，一阵风把所有的大人和坏人都吹走了，只剩下小孩，真是自由。现在小孩现买啥买啥，想吃啥吃啥，真爽，这已经变成了小孩的世界。不过，因为大人们都被吹走了，就没有清洁工，垃圾越来越多，看样子根本就捡不完，然而不久我就当上了世界主，看到这样子的情景，一直在想解决办法，令我脑瓜疼！正要躺下来睡觉的时候，突然有个像仙女样的姐姐出现在我眼前，我还以为是我出现幻觉了，我揉了揉眼睛，再次睁开时，还是一样的。我大吃一惊，不敢相信这是真的。那个姐姐说：“你好，我是住在天上的仙女，我这次来是给你派任务的。”我心想：“这真的是仙女吗？仙女干嘛要给我派任务。”我说：“什么任务？危险的我不做。”那位仙女说：“我给你的任务是，要想出解决的垃圾的方案，在你做任务的时候，我会借助一些魔法给你，如果你完成了，我会满足你三个愿望。”我说：“算了吧，我不干，太麻烦了你可以叫别人。”仙女姐姐说：“我不可多次暴露身份，在人间只能让一人知道，放心，不会委屈你的。”我只好无奈的说：“嗯……好吧”仙女姐姐说：“要是有什么事情可以叫我。”说完她便不见了。

我想：“如果靠我一个人来解决肯定是不行的，要组成一个团队，在偷偷借助仙女姐姐给我的魔法，这样应该不会要很久，嗯就这么办。”第二天就去找人组团。在一天的时间下，我居然完成了。到了晚上，我偷偷的去叫仙女姐姐。她说“你做得很好，说吧，你想要什么愿望？”我想了想，说：“我的第一个愿望是把大人们都变回来，坏人就不要变回来。第二个愿望是让人们不要乱扔垃圾。就这两点。”仙女姐姐就帮我实现了。突然，远处传来一个声音，起床了，太阳晒屁股了，再不起床就要成猪了，我睁开眼睛。哇哦这是梦。

Since I went to college, I have made many friends and we shared the same

interest. My friends and I liked traveling so much. We decided to travel abroad.

The destination was Thailand. We spent ten days there and had a nice trip. It

was such an unforgettable trip, and I learned a lot.

Firstly, it was my first time to travel abroad. My friends and I had made

many preparations. We read the travel guide and chose the information that was

useful to us. I classified the information and wrote down tourist sites. During

the trip, I become much independent. Sometimes I even walked down the foreign

street by myself, appreciating the beautiful scenery.

Secondly, I broadened my vision and enrich my mind. Before I came to

Thailand, I needed to read some information, then I got to know this countrys

culture and their tradition. When I was in Thailand, I could feel its religious

belief. Whats more, there were so many foreigners here, and I talked to them

happily.

Traveling is a good way to learn knowledge, and I know the importance of

English. It is the key to know about the world.

Last Sunday I went to Yang Ming Shan Park with my parents.It was a sunny day.There were trees and flowers all over the place.The trees were tall and pretty and the flowers smelled sweet.

上周日我和我的父母去阳明山公园。这是一个阳光灿烂的日子。所有地方都有树木和花卉。高高的树木和漂亮的花闻起来很香。

In the park we could see some birds flying up in the sky.An old man was sitting on the bench reading a book and two cats were playing under the bench.Some boys were playing games and some people were taking walks.Others were just jogging around the place.In the afternoon we took a walk along the stream for two hours.Then the stream flowed to the woods.In the middle of the woods we could see a small pood with many fish in it.

在公园里我们可以看到一些鸟儿飞翔在天空。一个老人坐在替补席上看着一本书，两个猫在板凳上玩闹。一些孩子正在玩游戏，一些人在散步。其他的人都只是在慢跑的地方。下午，我们就沿着小溪散步两个小时。然后走到树林。林中，我们可以看到一个有很多鱼的小水池。

I like to go to the mountains and I like to see nature,too.I really enjoy the nice day at this interesting place.I hope I can go there again someday.

我喜欢去爬山，我喜欢看自然。我真的很享受美好的一天在这个有趣的地方。我希望我能有一天再去那里。

陈浩然

周三，新学期的学院课“英语趣配音”开始了！这可是我上过的最有趣的英语课了。每次上课，老师都会给我们看很多电影片段，让我们给电影角色配音。我们的角色有时是植物，有时是动物，有时是人类，还有时是某一样物品。对我们而言，每一次简直都是一个巨大的挑战。

今天的课上，和我搭档的同桌是段之昊。他比我高一年级，永远给女生角色配音。为了演得像，他会故意把声音变细一些。而我的角色可就太多了，兔子、狗、蛇、猪、男人等等。同时饰演这么多角色，我是不是很厉害的样子？而我最喜欢的是长着长耳朵的兔子。

其中，我最喜欢的长耳朵兔子出现在兔老大被降服的片段。故事里讲的是一个小女孩回到家，发现了兔老大，然后她把凶神恶煞的兔老大变成了自己的宠物。我反复思考着，该怎么演好这个角色呢？左思右想，我决定：刚开始时我还是老大，要演得可怕一些，但变成宠物之后，我又要显得温柔、可爱又聪明。在这两个状态转换的时候，我还要让自己表现得很萌。

我的表演得到了老师和同学的一致肯定，大家觉得我有成为一名优秀演员的潜质。一节课下来，我觉得收获非常大。我学会了更多的单词，学会了更好的表演方式，还学会了更默契的配合。

课后，我打算也去找那本《演员的自我修养》来研究研究，或许我会是下一个“喜剧之王”哦！

One Saturday afternoon,my mother came from someone else hold a puppy home,I jumped up and down,overjoyed!

Dog covered with black hair,only the chin of a small group of white hair.I first met the dog,two great big eyes wide open,really want to say "who do not get to me,or care of my paw." I try to approach it slowly,gently stroking it,give it feeding.Later the afternoon we passed a little bit of contact,the dog close to me to take the initiative.I gave it a name as is "Jing-jing."

Sunday morning,I and the dog becomes a pair of Jingjing inseparable friends,where he and I went where,I ran it and ran,but it was born two months,say the floor a bit slippery,it Running up and sometimes wrestling,watching wrestling and funny and it hurt.When I watch TV,it lying in my lap Mei Meis sleep on a sleep.Yes,as long as I wear cotton slippers,it will climb up the foot bed,when you take off cotton slippers,he would lay asleep on the shoes,really makes you laugh and cry!

At noon,I feel too hot to lie on the floor and play with Beijing Beijing,unwittingly actually fell asleep.Jing Jing was naughty climb up my feet from my body,and then tail it to my face,head and legs towards my bed,shaking from time to time tail,touched my face itch.I hurried up,Jingjing has turned a somersault,lay down on my lap,I giggle again.

Ill never forget my little dog and the good times

一个星期六中午,妈妈从别人家抱来了一只小狗,我又蹦又跳,高兴极了!

小狗浑身黑毛,只有下巴底下有一小撮白色的毛.小狗第一次见到我,两只眼睛睁的大大的,好想再说“谁也不要接近我,否则小心我的爪子.”我试着慢慢的接近它,轻轻的抚摸它,给它喂食.后来我们经过下午一点一滴的接触,小狗就主动接近我了.我还给它起了个名字叫“京京”.

星期天上午,我和小狗京京就成了一对形影不离的好朋友,我走到哪儿他跟到哪儿,我跑它就跑,不过它才出生两个月,再说地板也有点滑,它跑起来有时会摔跤,看着它摔跤又好笑又心疼.我看电视时,它就躺在我的腿上美美的睡上一大觉.对了,只要我穿着棉拖鞋,它就会爬到的脚上睡觉,当你脱掉棉拖鞋,他就会卧在鞋上睡大觉,真叫你哭笑不得!

中午,我觉得太热,就躺在了地板上和京京玩儿,不知不觉竟睡着了.京京却调皮的从我的脚上爬到我的身上,然后尾巴朝着我的脸,头朝着我的腿睡觉,尾巴不时的摇晃着,碰到了我的脸,痒痒的.我急忙起来,京京却翻了个跟头,躺在了我的腿上,我咯咯的笑了起来.

我永远忘不了小狗狗和我那段美好的时光······

最近，我看《查理和巧克力工厂》很入迷，竟然梦见了自己来到了旺卡先生的巧克力工厂。一进工厂门，旺卡先生热情地欢迎我，面带微笑着说：“很高兴见到你，小朋友。”

我们坐上了大玻璃升降机，先来到了巧克力瀑布，那里小草生机勃勃，花儿尽情开放。旺卡先生调皮地说：“来吧，随便吃吧，别客气。”我看了看四周，没有吃的呀，便问道：“你说的吃的在哪里呢？”旺卡先生大笑起来：“告诉你吧，我这里大部分东西都是可以吃的，你随便吃吧。”我将信将疑，用手拔了一根草，塞进嘴里，这味道是我之前从来没有尝过的，娇嫩的青草在嘴里嚼着，甜甜的滋味像是一股清泉在舌尖游荡，细细品味，又像是抹茶味的香草布丁，丝滑爽口，让人心醉。

吃饱喝足以后，我们又去了旺卡先生的秘密实验室。旺卡先生告诉我，不要碰这些按键，就去忙别的工作去了，可是我还是忍不住按了一个红色按键。一下子，热巧克力从天而降，我惊慌失措地拉下了几个拉杆，没想到事情更糟了，果汁从四面八方喷了出来，看到这景象，我急得像一只热锅上的蚂蚁，拼命挣扎，结果把自己蹬下了床。

“哦，原来是一个梦啊。”我迷迷糊糊地说。

Live in the dense forest, many small animals. Every spring they hold a grand acrobatics competition. This years competition is very busy, small animals came to the venue early and took out his magic sauce.

First of all, beautiful peacock dances: he head high head, chest, belly on tail slowly, gently shake the feathers; His head from time to time is to the east, west, the fan tail like a gorgeous colorful dress, and tightly attracted the audiences eyes.

Then, the dog show Riding on the swing. See his jump, jump to the swing, both hands hold the rope. He first gently swinging back and forth a few, and then make sufficient strength, flaring, his superb action see person dazzled.

The most wonderful for its black bear on wood pellets. Heavy black bear carefully standing on wood pellets above board, feet or so back and forth to keep balance. Wood ball turning around, but he firmly when local, not nervous. You see, his right hand on the waist, left hand waving to the crowd. His wonderful performance won applause...

The annual acrobatics competition ended, but the animals good show, for a long, long time also by forest residents are talking about.

茂密的森林里，生活着许多小动物。他们每到春天都要举办一次盛大的杂技比赛。今年的比赛更是热闹非凡，小动物们早早来到会场，纷纷拿出自己的绝活儿。

首先，漂亮的孔雀表演舞蹈：他昂着头、挺着胸，慢慢地展开尾巴，轻轻抖动着羽毛;他的头时而摆向东、时而摇向西，那条扇子似的尾巴像一件绚丽的七彩衣，紧紧 吸引着观众的眼神。

接着，小狗表演 荡秋千。只见他纵身一跃，跳到秋千上，双手紧紧抓住绳子。他先是轻轻地荡了几个来回，然后就使足劲，直冲云宵，他高超的动作看得人眼花缭乱。

最精彩的要数黑熊踩木球了。笨重的黑熊小心翼翼地站在木球上面的木板上，双脚左右来回摆动以保持平衡。木球转动着，他却稳稳当当地、丝毫不紧张。你看，他右手插在腰上，左手挥舞着向观众致敬。他精彩的表演博得阵阵掌声……

一年一度的杂技比赛结束了，但动物们精彩的表演，很久很久还被森林的居民们谈论着。

Winter fun

While saying good-bye to the cold and windy spring.Biting cold of winter,but also saying good-bye to the colorful fun Winter; also ushered in a thick spring.Letting a hundred flowers bloom in spring.

A Winter passed,and we are not only grown up one years old,during the Winter Institute is also a lot of skills:some students will be a package Lantern.Dumplings,some students learned to write couplets.The students also learned how to sketch ......I,of course,is no exception,I also made during the Winter,a small production of it!

I produced this little it is a very unique name is:"mini-cannon." "Mini" as the name implies means that very small things,the home of artillery all know that,right?I can not so much power,but to play.It is made of hard paper tube.Plastic balls and firecrackers combination,and spent a week of me and my brother a lot of things aviation!

In addition,I am at home with his father also practiced calligraphy practicing Although trained as a good father,kung fu very thin shallow,but I taste a meaning which is very good!

Winter life is really interesting,really memorable,let me ah!

谜语主要指暗射事物或文字等供人猜测的隐语，也可引申为蕴含奥秘的事物。今天小编为你带来的是有趣的英语谜语集锦，希望你喜欢。

1. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A secret.

2. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

4. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A mushroom.(蘑菇)

5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7.What is smaller than an insects mouth?

Anything it eats.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

66. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

20xx年07月07日 星期四 天气：晴

今天晚上，我去上菁华浩扬英语课时，徐老师让我们分成两组举行了一场对抗赛。首先她让我们给自己的队伍起一个好听的名字，于是在叽叽喳喳的叫嚷中我们选中了“雏鹰队”这个名字，而对手却选择了“猛虎队”来做他们的队名。

竞赛开始了，老师在我们两个队各挑了一个人，让他们到黑板前写单词，“斗”了几个回合后，我们组领先了两分，对方恼羞成怒，拼命想把比分给扳回来。可是在读单词环节中他们又输惨了，结果现在我们已经领先四分了。到最后一个抢答的环节了，老师说：“这个项目是考验你们的反应能力的，猛虎队还有扳回比分的机会，要加油呀！”猛虎队员们一个个跃跃欲试，摩拳擦掌，看起来要和我们拼一个你死我活，鱼死网破了。你看在比赛中他们都反应神速，你争我抢的回答问题，可我们的队员也不是好惹得，个个争的面红耳赤，最后徐老师统计比分，我们“雏鹰队”以26：17这样悬殊的差距赢得了比赛。徐老师说：“下次你们猛虎队要加油啊！”

下课了，我们的队员还嘲笑地说：“你们地上跑的还是不如我们天上飞的吧，哈哈哈！”

俗话说：“日有所思，夜有所梦。”昨晚，我做了一个有趣的梦。

梦里的我，睡在我自己的温馨小床上，当时也是夜晚，我看到墨蓝的天空中月亮姐姐正朝着我笑，星星们依偎在月亮姐姐的身边，一闪一闪的，美极了。哟!它们向我招手啦!我开心地笑了笑，接着有两颗小星星朝我的窗前飞来，飞到我的床边，它们亲吻了一下我的脸颊，然后，不可思议的事情发生了，我飞了起来，哎?我可以飞。小星星看向窗户，示意让我飞出去，我神奇般地掌控着我的飞行技术，一会儿，我真的自由地飞出了窗户，我向月亮姐姐打了招呼，就好奇的飞去别的地方看看了。对了，还有两颗小星星也跟在我的身后呢。我飞到了不远处的一个农场，看见两只老母鸡在打斗，好像在争论些什么，不时还拍一下对方的脸和背，羽毛也不时也飘落在了地上。我又飞到一个屋子前，这是一个草房子，我近看到一个大约八九岁的孩子在床上甜甜地睡着，坐在客厅中央的，是他的母亲，她正在为那个孩子缝补这破旧的衣服，一直到深夜才缝补好衣服，母亲才好安心入睡。我看着有点儿心疼，难道天下的母亲都是这么辛苦的默默奉献的吗?临走前，小星星告诉我：“不要担心，明天早上在他们的床前会有两件新的衣服挂在那儿。”我疑惑不解，小星星们说，它们有神奇的魔力。接着，星星们请我吃了可口的水果。吃饱之后，星星们送了我回家，我不舍地与月亮姐姐和可爱的小星星们告别。我回到了自己的床上，有继续入睡了。

突然，我睁开眼，红红的太阳照入窗内，怪刺眼的。我才发现，那，原来是一场梦。一场有趣的梦!

昨晚，我做了一个有趣的梦。在梦中我偶然得到了一支能写出漂亮汉字的魔术笔。然后我参加了一个书法比赛。

在钢笔的帮助下，我得到了第一名。我很快就成名了，很多人来找我求几个字。我为自己感到骄傲。但是当我拿起笔写下一个角色时，我发现它很丑陋。

笔不再有魔力。我吓得冷汗直流。看到这些，人们明白发生了什么。他们都嘲笑我说我是个骗子。我试图找到一些地方隐藏，但找不到任何。

然后我就被吓醒了。我知道世界上没有魔法笔。只有当我努力工作我才能写出漂亮的字。

那是一个有趣又可怕的梦，那梦能让母鸡鸡毛直竖，公鸡的鸡冠耷拉下来，那怪梦让我胡思乱想。

我变成了哨子，我和我的三个兄弟一起出厂，被放在商店里。有一天，一个小男孩儿指着其中一个兄弟说：“妈妈，我要哨子！”妈妈万般怜爱地说：“宝贝乖，妈妈给你买！”服务员用脏手拿走了我的其中一个兄弟。我希望有一个完美的人拿走我这只完美的哨子。

过了一天，有一个农民掏了一大把零钱买走了另外一个兄弟。他满脸洋溢着开心的神情。在我看来，那两只哨子都是令人怜悯的，说不定有一天被丢在了床下，或都被扫出了家门。我有点同情他们！

还有一只哨子天天陪着我，过了几天，又来了一个马戏团的人买走了我最后一个兄弟，我心想：只不过指挥指挥几头笨狗熊吧！想到这些我肚子都笑疼了。

时间在跑，过了一年，两年……整整过了八年。我等待的时间太长了，商店的东西要以旧换新了。我身上浮着一层厚厚的灰，我被放进了回收袋，我看到了我的兄弟们，有个男孩儿书包上挂着我的其中一个兄弟，有个农民一吹口哨，几只鸟儿吓得飞走了，那是第二个兄弟，马戏团的人一吹口哨，一只熊踩在球上走了过来。突然，我眼前不是三个兄弟，而是一个大锯齿，它张开嘴巴向我扑来，我被吓醒了，原来只是个梦，我还在床上啊！