会计英语自我介绍范文(最新20篇)

University culture 大学传统

Singles Day was first celebrated at various universities in Nanjing, capital city of Jiangsu Province during the 1990s. It got the name Singles Day because the date is comprised of four "ones". These college students have since graduated, and carried their university tradition into society. Singles Day is now a special day for all fashionable youths.

The main way to celebrate Singles Day is to have dinner with your single friends, but its important that each person pay their own way to show their independence. People also hold blind date parties in an attempt to bid goodbye to their single lives.

光棍节最先在90年代的江苏南京各大高校兴起。之所以叫“光棍节”是因为这一天的日子有四个光棍一样的“1”。大学生们毕业了，把这个传统带到了社会上，光棍节就成了时尚青年们的一个特殊节日。

主流的庆祝方式就是和光棍朋友们一起搓一顿，而且一定要实行AA制。为了脱离单身，人们也会举办相亲会，介绍单身男女认识。

Creative celebration 新奇庆祝

For breakfast on Singles Day, singles often eat four youtiao (deep-fried dough sticks) representing the four "ones" in "11.11" and one baozi (steamed stuffed buns) representing the middle dot.

Many singles also choose to say goodbye to their single lives on this day. Many attend blind date parties and many people choose to marry on this day. In addition to meaning single the four ones of the date can also mean only one as in the only one for me. Some people will use this date and this meaning to tell their special someone that they are the only one in their heart.

光棍节的早上，单身青年们会吃四根油条，代表11.11的四个“1”，再吃一个包子，代表11和11之间的那个点。

很多单身朋友选择在这一天告别单身，一些人参加相亲会，一些人则在今天结婚。四个“1”不仅可以代表单身，还可以代表“唯一”，这也成了一些人的爱情告白日。

My name is . I am from . There are people in my family. My father works in a com#puter com#pany. He is a com#puter engineer. My mother works in a international trade com#pany. She is also a busy woman. I have a older sister and a younger brother. My sister is a junior in National Taiwan University. She majors in English. My brother is an elementary school student. He is 8 years old.

Hello,everyone. My name is giffer and Im 12-year-old .I am Very pleased to be admitted to the Xicheng Foreign Language School. My favourite subject is Chinese and English. My hobby is blown flute and reading. There is also a very good Orchestra here. The school orchestra and this will allow me to learn a lot of knowledge in this three years. I want to study well. To give our parents and ourselves a satisfactory answer at this holiday. I took part in the training of the orchestra. Participated in the torch relay Task. I will Learn a lot and I hope that I can learn more knowledge at this secondary school.

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大家好，我叫giffer，今年12岁。很高兴今年考上了西城外国语中学。我喜欢的科目是语文、英语、我的爱好是吹长笛、看书。在这里也有一个很好的管乐团.这个学校和这个乐团能让我学习到很多知识.在这三年里。我要好好学习，给自己和家长一个满意的答卷，在这个假期，我参加了管乐团的训练，参加了火炬传递的任务，学到了很多东西，我希望我能在这所中学学到更多的知识。

My name is xxx. I am graduate from ×× senior high school and major in ××. There are ×× people in my family. My father works in a computer company. And my mother is a housewife. I am the youngest one in my family.

In my spare time, I like to read novels. I think reading could enlarge my knowledge. As for novels, I could imagine whatever I like such as a well-known scientist or a kung-fu master. In addition to reading, I also like to play PC games. A lot of grownups think playing PC games hinders the students from learning. But I think PC games could motivate me to learn something such as English or Japanese.My favorite course is English because I think it is interesting to say one thing via different sounds. I wish my English could be improved in the next four years and be able to speak fluent English in the future.

winter was gone,spring comes.i love spring best,because its very beautiful.in spring,the weather is aways sunny and rainy,its not cold and *not hot,its warmer and warmer.the flowers begin to open and the trees begin to turn green.the birds are singing in the sky,they are happy.the animals will go out to play.many people like to go out and enjoy the sunshine.i like wearing my sweater and jeans, i like to fly kites,plant trees and see the beautiful flowers. spring is colorful,i think its a wonderful season. whats your favourite season?please tell me.

I have a white dog.Its name is Bobo.She is a female dog.She comes from Beijing,China.She has two big eyes and a small month.She wears white clothes.

She often walks around at home.It has nothing to do.She likes eating ice-cream so much,So do I.When I eat ice-cream,she will look at the ice-cream carefully.So I will give her some to eat.

My name is xx, a postgraduate student from Tianjin University, and will get my master degree in March 2007.

Id like to summarize myself from 3 aspects:

First, Im an excellent learner. In my sophomore year, I passed the entrance examination to the Excellent Student Program in Tianjin University and was recommended as the postgraduate student with special courses, and then I joined the IBM Center in Tianjin University. After finishing my undergraduate courses, my GPA was 3.8 out of 4.5.

Second, Im an excellent problem-solver. During the last 4 years, I have finished 5 projects, including the Hydraulic Engineering Project Management System, and so on. And I took part in the Mathematical Contest in Modeling in 2003 and won the second prize in Tianjin region.

Last, Im an excellent team player. Ive been serving as the monitor for 6 years and team leader for 2 years. And besides taking more responsibilities, I also placed great emphasis on teamwork, in order to meet the teams goal.

My friends name is Jane.She is a very cute girl,who has big black eyes and long black hair.She is also a very helpful friend.

Whenever I have math problems I cant solve myself,she will help me,even if she doesnt have too much time.

We often go out together and have a lot offun.I hope we can be friends forever!

A ray of sunshine in the morning, on my cheeks a flock of birds wake me from sleep. Today is my own at home, going to cook. The laundry. Do the homework. Eat good lonely!

I got up at 8:30 in the morning in do breakfast, eat breakfast began to do my homework. Doing doing will forget time, suddenly arrived

1:00. Went to cooking, fun ah I bring out a variety of foods. Ready to cut the pot wash the dishes. The dish in the pot. Dish Fried good immediately, however, before the rice cooking has good waiting for the straight. I have not hungry, can only eat first order now. Waiting for the next meal is cooked I a person sitting on the table a good lonely, but a person eat four food is good too.

To be honest, I dont have a few times the cooking is successful. Remember when grandmother home, as long as grandma be not at home I went downstairs to open fire. But at that time cant even Fried egg Fried rice, but I wont give up. I practiced for a long time for so many years, I have straight to find time to practice. One day I caught a very good chance, immediately went downstairs to buy a lot of ingredients, get started! Later, my mother came back to see the good big fog, will know that I in cooking again. Mom, Ill explain. What you burn again. "What didnt fry, fry, mom". "Havent fry", the mothers tone seems more and more heavy. I also didnt speak, and mom said they smoke? Fast to tell you the truth not I hit you, and mom went to stick to my mothers stick has a little up, Im afraid I have to be honest. "Yes I am cooking!" My mood is very small. Bear is so I also didnt give up, my cooking is much better than many years ago, now my mother dont tube so I can go to cooking a big bear.

Now mother kua I cook delicious, so this is my weekend play fun boring, I have a good weekend my good lonely happy weekend? This is my weekend.

清晨一缕阳光，照在我的脸颊上一群小鸟吧我从睡梦中叫醒。今天是我自己在家，要自己做饭。洗衣。做作业。吃饭好孤独哦!

我早上8：30起床在做早饭，吃了早饭就开始做作业了。做着做着就忘了时间，一下子就到了

下午1：00了。就去做饭了，好玩呀我把各种各样的食物拿出来了。准备好，把锅洗掉把菜切好。在把菜下锅炒了。菜马上炒好了，可是饭还没煮所已直好等待了。我已经饿的不行，只能先吃点菜了。等了一下饭就熟我一个人坐在饭桌好孤独，不过一个人吃4个菜也不错的。

实话说，我也没有几次做饭是做成功的。记的在外婆家时，只要外婆不在家我就下楼去开炒了。可是那时候连蛋炒饭都不会炒，可是我不会放弃的。我这么多年练了好久了，我已直都在找时间练习。有一天我抓到了一个非常好的机会，就马上下楼去买了好多的食材，马上开工了。后来，妈妈回来看到了好大的浓雾，就知道我又在炒菜了。妈妈，我马上解释了。你又烧什么呀。“没炒，炒什么，呀妈妈”。“还没炒什么”，妈妈的语气好像越来越重了。我也没有说话，妈妈又说要不怎么会浓烟呢?快说实话不的话我就打你了，说完妈妈就拿来棍子要打我了妈妈的棍子已经挥了起来了，我怕了就实话说了。“是的我是在炒菜呀!”我的语气很小。担是这样我也没放弃，我的厨艺已经比很多年以前好多了，现在妈妈不太管了所以我可以大担去炒菜了。

现在妈妈都夸我做饭好吃，所以这就是我的周末玩有趣无聊，我的周末好是我的美好孤独的开心的周末吗?这就是我的周末。

Today, I introduce myself to you. My name is Wang Jun, 7 years old, grade three in experimental primary school.

I have a round face, red and red, like an apple, with a small dimple on my face when I laugh. My eyes round and bright, like a grape like.

My personality is very mild, and many children are willing to be friends with me. Sometimes, I play in the yard, and I always find a lot of little brothers and little sisters behind me to play with me, and they all like to call my sister. Sometimes, others have broken my toy, I always lose my temper, and say it doesnt matter.

I have a lot of hobbies, like painting, playing the piano, reading, singing, playing chess. However, I love playing the piano, when he finished his homework when I opened the piano, carefully playing beautiful music. Listen to that melodious sound, I forget everything. After my efforts, I also took part in the piano competition. Although I was small, I also won the praise of my uncle and aunt.

Students, do you know me? Would you like to be a friend with me?

今天，我为大家介绍自己。我的名字叫王君，今年7岁，在实验小学上三年级。

我长着圆圆的脸，红红的，像苹果一样，笑的时候脸上露出小小的酒窝。我的眼睛圆溜溜、亮晶晶的，像葡萄似的。

我的性格非常温和，许多小朋友都愿意和我做朋友。有时，我在院子里玩，总发现身后有许多小弟弟和小妹妹来和我玩，她们都喜欢叫我姐姐。有时，别人把我的玩具弄坏了，我总不发脾气，还说没关系。

我的爱好很多，喜欢画画、弹钢琴、看书、唱歌、下棋 。但是，我最喜欢弹钢琴，每当做完作业，我就打开钢琴，认真地弹着优美的曲子。听着那悠扬的琴声，我忘记了一切。经过我的努力，我还参加过钢琴大赛。虽然我小，可是还赢得了叔叔阿姨的表扬。

同学们，你们了解我吗?愿意和我做朋友吗?

My name is "Zhou Kunren". It is called Kun Ren because my parents want me to become a strong, brave and helpful man through my efforts.

I study in grade four of XX primary school. I am lively and cheerful, and I like making friends. I have many hobbies. Swimming, playing basketball and playing football are all my favorites.

My academic record is very good, and I get more than 90 points in every subject, and I speak actively in class. After class, I am still a teachers assistant, helping teachers distribute their homework and organize activities.

The reason why I came to the eloquence class of young leaders is to improve their eloquence and make more friends. My ambition is to be a brave SWAT to protect our country and people. Lets make friends together. My name is Zhou Kunren.

My home town is a beautiful place。 It stands beside a wide river and is rich in fish and rice。

我的家乡是一个美丽的地方。它坐落在一条宽阔的河流和丰富的鱼和米饭。

But in the old days it was a poor and backward little town。 Many people had no work。 They lived a hard life。

但是在过去它是一个贫穷落后的小城镇。很多人没有工作。他们过着艰苦的生活。

In 1949 my hometown was liberated。 Since then great changes have taken place there。 The streets have been widened。 Factories， schools， hospitals， cinemas and theatres have sprung up one after another。 The life of the people is greatly improved。

1949我的家乡解放。自那时以来发生了巨大的变化。街道已拓宽。工厂，学校，医院，电影院和剧院如雨后春笋般涌现出来。人民的生活大大改善。

I love my hometown。 All the more I love its people。 They are working hard so as to make it still richer and more beautiful。

我爱我的家乡。所有我爱的人。他们正在努力工作以使它更丰富、更美丽。

Hi, Good afternoon everyone :

My name is *** .And I am from No.*** Overseas Chinese Middle School of *** .It is really a great honor to have this opportunity for an interview . I would like to answer whatever u raise , and I hope I can make a good performance today .Now let me introduce myself briefly .

I am *** years old . I graduated from “*** University”in *** . And then I got a higher degree in“ *** university ” in *** . I have worked for *** years since I graduated from the university .And I have been a headteacher for *** years .

Being a teacher is tired but excited . Having taught for so many years , I think I am experienced in teaching field . I have ever got much honor in teaching , but still I think I need a new environment to challenge myself .

I am open—minded , quickly thoughs and skillful in searching for information on internet . I can operate computer well . In my spare time, I have broad interests .Such as reading ,surfing the internet ,enjoying music ,writing some articles on my blog and even chatting with foreign friends online if possible .

I always believe working hard can bring us more opportunities . To be the best one is a little bit hard. But “Trying All My Best ” always can cheer me up .To succeed or fail is not the only thing . Its in how we face and invaluate ourselves .This is the chance we take , and this is what weve worked for all our lives . Shining like a shooting star at night , and always smile at life .Weve got to give it all . Someday when we turn back for what the footprint we have left , time will record the victory in our heart . So “ Try All My Best ” --- this is the motto of mine .

Ok !So much .Thank you !

[英文自我介绍面试英语教师

导语：说到中国跳水队，你最先想到的是谁呢?下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的优秀作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

She started training in competitive diving in 1988. She took up diving when she was six-years-old at the Baoding Training Base. In 1992, she was selected to dive for the Chinese national team.

Guo represented China at the 2004 Summer Olympics, earning a gold medal in the 3 meter womens synchronized springboard along with Wu Minxia before finally winning her first individual Olympic gold in the 3 meter womens springboard. She is the leading member of the Chinese national womens diving team after Fu Mingxia. Currently her goal is to win medals at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing.

After the Athens Olympics, Guo gained much fame and was signed up by McDonalds. She was later banned by the national team for excessive commercial activities, but was later taken back.

I believe she will win her 3rd even 4th gold medals in the “Water Cube”.

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她于1988开始参加竞技跳水训练。她在保定训练基地六岁时开始从事潜水运动。1992，她被选中为中国国家队跳水。

郭代表中国在2004届夏季奥运会，获得金牌的3米女子跳板随着吴敏霞在女子3米跳板最后赢得了她的第一个个人奥运金牌。她是继伏明霞之后中国国家女子跳水队的主要成员。目前她的目标是在北京2008奥运会上获得奖牌。

雅典奥运会后，郭获得了很大的声誉，并被麦当劳签约。后来她被国家队禁止从事过多的商业活动，但后来被召回。

我相信她在水立方会赢得第三枚甚至第四枚金牌。

Today is Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve that eating apple a day is also a kind of custom. On Christmas Eve to eat the apple, because apple has a cavity, in peace. On this day, on Christmas Eve Santa Claus will sit sleigh, presents for the children. The next day, the children were present, will be very happy, I am really looking forward to Santa Claus gave me a gift!

今天是平安夜，平安夜这一天吃苹果也是一种习俗。之所以在平安夜吃苹果，是因为苹果里有一个苹字，代表平平安安。平安夜这一天，圣诞老人会坐着雪橇，给孩子们分发礼物。第二天孩子们受到礼物，就会很高兴，我也很盼望圣诞老人给我送一个礼物呀！

Good morning, everyone! I am glad to be here to introduce myself. 各位早上好，很高兴在这里介绍自己。 Although this is my first time to introduce myself in English, but I believe that I can make a good

performance . and hope that through this simple introduction, you can

remember my name ，remember my face and i believe that we will become friends in no distant future。 虽然这是我第一次用这种方式介绍自己，但是我相信我会有个良好的表现。希望通过这 个简单的介绍，更多的人们能认识我，记住我的样子。也同样相信我们不久有机会会成为朋 友。 My name is TB and I am 24 years old, born in HEBEI province. I graduated from QinGdao University. My major is Hotel Managerment. I spend most of my time on study and I’ve acquired basic knowledge of my major. It is my long cherished dream to be an manager in hotel and I am eager to get an opportunity to fully play my ability. 我叫 tb，24 岁。河北人。毕业于青岛岛大学。所学的专业是旅游管理。上学期间努力 学习专业知识，现在我同样希望能有机会实现我做酒店管理的愿望，充分发挥自己的专业能 力。 In addition to the above-mentioned , in my spare time I like playing badminton, listening to pop music and surfing the Internet. Playing badminton can exercise my body, let me have more perseverance. Listen to music can make me relax, make me more confident. Internet can eich my knowledge, so that I have more experience. 除了上面说到的，在我的业余时间，我喜欢打羽毛球， 听流行音乐和上网冲浪。打羽毛球可以锻炼我的身体，让我有更多的毅力。听音乐可以让我 放松，让我更有信心。互联网可以丰富我的知识，扩充更多的知识。 ok .Thats a little about myself，thank you 好，那就是关于我的简单介绍。谢谢。

After completing my military service, I have been looking for a challenging goal for me to achieve. And I found that the Intermediate of General English Proficiency Test fits my new achievement properly.I graduated from Taipei Commercial Junior College, majored in business administration. Instead of spending much time in playing, I devoted myself to my studies and paid attention to all meaningful things happened in daily life. By the way, I learned a lot from Mr. Wang, the professor of my business class. He is my good friend till now an often gives some appropriate suggestions toward my problem confusion.My father is, in the same way, a good consultant to me. As he said: I am in poor education, little for you; to clarify, what he have given is far beyond his words, I do think so. I was born in a country of Ping Tung Country, farming is our career of generations. There are four people in my family, Mother is housewife and my brother is a student of an Agriculture CollegeI am optimistic and active, and I am confident that I can pass the test. Thank you for your precious to read my autobiography.

My name is xxx . There are 4 people in my family. My father is a Chemistry teacher. He teaches chemistry in senior high school. My mother is an English teacher. She teaches English in the university. I have a younger brother, he is a junior high school student and is preparing for the entrance exam.

I like to read English story books in my free time. Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E- books to read. Reading E- books is fun. In addition, it also enlarges my vocabulary words because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.

I hope to study both  in English and computer technology because I am interested in both of the subjects. Maybe one day I could combine both of them and apply to my research in the future.

New Year Party

On New Year#39;s Eve，our class had a party. The atmosphere was good. It was out of the ordinary from the very begining. The boy student from one bedroom gave an unusual performance. We saw a boy named Li Xinmin turn off all the lights in a sudden snap. Then with three resounding(响亮的) crow of a cock echoing in the hall，the hall was again brightly lit in a snap.

Then，the representative of the bedroom Zhu Guozhang asked us to guess a line of a poem related to the above situation. He added that Li Xinmin alone was born in the year of the dog and the other three were all born in the year of the chicken. They left us all in confusion. And it was our monitor who was quickwitted(机智的). He shouted our， "The day breaks as the cock crows three times at dawn." The hall After that，they had another item. This time Li Xinmin was placed in the middle of the circle. While he was standing there，the other three stood around him，each bowing down to him at an angle of 120 degrees. It was an idiom. This time I got it right："The dog stands out among a group of chickens."

生活中我是一个喜欢运动的人，如跑步,打羽毛球,乒乓球等。我还很喜欢跳舞,跳舞的时候让我对生活充满信心和希望。也喜欢安静，喜欢看有哲理文章

人缘还不错，朋友们都说我是一个热情善良理性感性且有点小资情调的小女人

具有大型企业工作经历十年，从事过多种会计岗位工作，并在工作中起骨干作用，有项目管理经验，熟悉会计工作流程及税法，精于财务分析，有扎实的会计基本功

我将人生分为：学习、工作、生活三部分。工作在其中有着承接的作用，所以我会努力把握和享受工作所给予的乐趣。

这么多年来有渴望、有追求、有成功也有失败，我孜孜不倦，执着探求，百般锻炼，且我相信用心就一定能赢得精彩

[会计主管应聘自我介绍

Luo Xiao Cheng

I have a lot of good friends. But I have only one best friend. He is Luo Xiao Cheng.Luo Xiao Cheng sitting in front of me. He has an "eye" long in the forehead. He is very thin, almost fragile. He does not jump high. But he quickly ran. His math is not ideal. However, his very good English.

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[有关向朋友介绍我的好朋友的英语作文

导语:自我介绍是向别人展示你自我介绍 好不好，甚至直接关系到你给别人的第一印象的好坏及以后交往的顺利与否。同时，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理英语2分钟自我介绍资料，欢迎阅读参考。

I, the surname li mingfei Yang, nine years old is more than enough, ten years old is not enough, the Chinese teacher still plays say I what “ The wind rises in the wind. Maybe dads taking this. Yang & throughout; I have not the slightest sense of flying. I feel that I am as ordinary as a grain of sand. It is the kind of material that I cannot find in the haystack.

I am not tall, thin like a chopstick, belonging to the malnourishment type, only the sound also has the dignity, singing the song to hong liang like the bell, the momentum is extraordinary, quite has the lingering sound of the potential. My mother always told people that the food in yangyang in my family was full of sound. Hey hey, anyway also do not have white eat, at least also calculate come in use, tube it. I havent learned much yet, and the high bridge of the nose is set up. Telescope & throughout; . Grandpa told me that I was the future. Scholars & throughout; Is it not clear to me that scholars are not scholars? Only because of the long time to receive glasses. Oppression & throughout; The small eyes have turned into a “ The sight & throughout; , the bridge of the nose is crushed and mouth “ Hug & throughout; . This has become an indisputable fact.

I love telling jokes. Every time I tell a joke, there will always be a great audience. Fans & throughout; ? Every time they told a joke, they would laugh their head off, not to laugh, but to laugh, to climb on the bench, to the waist, or even to climb on the ground, to roll. Once, a friend finish listen to my jokes, laughs at sitting on the ground, as there is a pool of water, waiting for him to react when drenched in pants, we began to laugh at him urine trousers.

What? Do you have any hobbies? That still use say, can say is all sorts of different, linlang, xi xi, words heavy. But to say my favorite hobby, Im reading books. On this occasion, my father was watching the football match on TV, and I said that I would like to go to my grandmothers house, and my father nodded and agreed. I go to the toilet, I want to be convenient to go to, did not think the lavatory to put my favorite "childrens literature", wow, many good opportunity ah! God help me, too. My father was afraid that my eyes were too nearsighted and serious, always against me, today he watched the ball game I read a book, exactly two, so I sit directly on the toilet, with relish to look up. The trip to grandmas house had been thrown out of the sky. I didnt know how long it was before I heard my dad calling my grandmother, as if he had mentioned me. Later, I heard my father call my mother and three aunts, and I didnt know what to say. It seemed to be a little urgent, and then I heard my father coming downstairs. It is important to read books when you have to do so much. What a new discovery! Later, read a book to come here, god undetected, no one disturb, how quiet!

About an hour or so, dad came back, I dont care the story was provoked laughed, dad heard the sound of the toilet, and opened the door a look, see I was reading a book, sitting on the toilet at that time I was so angry fire emit three zhangs, scold I didnt go to grandmas, had they been looking all over for me, also almost called the police, I have a look awful, apologized to his father as quickly. & other; Did you not see that the baby didnt go out? Throughout the &; Mom, thanks to my mom helping me out, dad didnt do it. & hellip;

This is me, a one-belly joke, a little boy with an addiction to books.

我，姓李名飞阳，九岁已有余，十岁尚不足，语文老师还戏说我什么“大风起兮云飞扬”，也许是爸爸把这个“阳”字起别了的缘故吧，我丝毫没有飞起来的感觉，倒觉得自己平凡得如一粒沙子，是属于扎在草堆里找不到的那种料。

我个子不高，瘦得像一根筷子，属于营养不良型，只有声音还撑体面，唱起歌来洪亮如钟，气势非凡，颇有余音绕梁之势。妈妈常跟人说，我家阳阳吃的饭全长在声音上了。嘿嘿，反正也没有白吃，至少也算派上用场了，管它呢。还没有学到多少知识，那个高高的鼻梁上就架起了一副“望远镜”。爷爷总私心地说我是未来的“学者”，学者不学者，难道我自己还不清楚吗？只是由于长时间受眼镜的“压迫”，本来不大的眼睛变成了“一线天”，鼻梁被压得差点和嘴巴“拥抱”。这可已成为不争的事实。

我很爱讲笑话。每次讲笑话时，总会有许多铁杆听众，也算“粉丝”吧？每讲完一段笑话，他们准会笑得前俯后仰，不是笑得肚子痛，就是笑得爬在板凳上，直不起腰来，有的甚至干脆爬在地上，打起滚来。有一次，一个小伙伴听完我的笑话，一下子笑得坐在地上，正巧那儿有一滩水，等他反应过来时，裤子已经湿透了，我们又开始笑他尿裤子了。

啥？你问我有没有爱好？那还用说，可以说是五花八门、琳琅满目，嘻嘻，言重了吧。不过要说我最大的爱好嘛，还得数看书了。有这么一次，爸爸在看电视上的足球赛，我说想去奶奶家，爸爸点了点头，算是同意了。我走进厕所，本想方便一下就去的，没想到厕所里放着我最爱看的《儿童文学》，哇，多好的机会啊！真是天助我也。平时爸爸怕我眼睛近视严重，总是防着我，今天他看球赛我看书，正好两不误，于是我就直接坐在马桶上，津津有味地看了起来。去奶奶家的事早被抛到九霄云外了。也不知过了多久，听见爸爸在给奶奶打电话，好像还提到了我。后来又听到爸爸给妈妈和三姨她们一个个打电话，不知在说着什么，好像还有点急，紧接着听见爸爸下楼的声音。管那么多干啥，机不可失，时不再来，看书要紧。这可是个新的发现啊！以后看书就到这儿来，神不知鬼不觉的，没人打扰，多清静呀！

大约一小时左右吧，爸爸回来了，我不小心被文中的故事惹得笑出了声，爸爸听见了厕所里的声音，打开门一看，见我正坐在马桶上看书，当时就气得火冒三丈，骂我没有去奶奶家，害得他们到处找我，还差点儿报了警，我一看大事不妙，就赶忙向爸爸认错。“你一个大活人就没有发现娃没有出门吗？”还是妈妈好，多亏妈妈帮我解围，爸爸才算没有动手，唉，好险啊……

这就是我，一个一肚子笑话，看书成瘾的小男孩。