会计英语自我介绍范文【实用20篇】

Ann is one of my friends. She is my classmate. She always dress in blue. I don’t known whether is because of her that my favorite color is blue. She is cute and naive. Our teachers always praise her in front of the class for her excellent study and great personality. I like stay with her. So does she. She likes drawing pictures. To be a painter in the future is her dream. I know she will realize her dream on day.

安是我其中一个朋友。她是我的同学。她总是穿蓝色的衣服。我不知道是否是因为她，我最喜欢的颜色是蓝色。她很可爱也很单纯。我们老师总是在全班面前表扬她，因为他优异的学习和良好的性格。我喜欢和她待在一起。她也喜欢和我待在一起。她喜欢画画。她的梦想是将来成为一个画家。我知道总有一天她可以实现她的梦想。

I would like to apply for the post of industrial engineer, which your company offered. I feel that I am the right sort of person for the post because my qualifications and experience are really suitable for the position.

I expect to graduate in July from the Department of Industrial Engineering of Jiangxi University of Science and Technology, majoring in industrial engineering. During my college years, I have worked very hard at my major courses, so as to lay a solid foundation of theoretical knowledge.

As a result, I have passed all the examinations and achieved excellent academic results in major courses such as statistics, operation researches, system engineering, business management, logistics, Statistics and Probability Theory ,Professional English, Metalworking Practice, Electrical Engineering Practice, Linear Algebra. Moreover I have passed CET-4 and National Computer Level Test-Rank Three.

Outside classroom, I was very active and took part in different social activities. In my junior year, I served as monitor of my class, and received Advanced Person of Jiangxi University of Science and Technology. Since September 2004, I worked as a part-time business controller at Angel of Ganzhou, and raised our products share by 48.28 percent by 2005. In addition, I worked rather actively and successfully in certain students societies.

All those experiences contributed much to the development and promotion of my organizing and social abilities. I wish to assure you that, if successful, I would endeavor to give you every satisfaction. It would be greatly appreciated if you grant me an opportunity of an interview. At that time, I will present my credentials.

I can be reached by phone at 13531398140 or email me at…… Enclosed please find a resume, a copy of the recommendation form and the official transcript, Thank you for your time and consideration Sincerely, Lai Haiyong

Yunnan province is situated in the southwest of China which covers a total area of 394,000 square kilometers. And it is land of natural beauty and mystery. Today people think of it as a “frontier province”, which lie just below the Tibetan plateau and abut Vietnam, Laos and Burma.

Yunnan’s climate is characterized by small seasonal change in temperature, great difference in daytime temperature and regional contrast between dry and wet seasons. The average temperature in summer is 19℃-22℃. Rainfall is abundant in the area and occurs mainly in May and October each year.

Due to peculiar geographical environment, complex landforms and sharp falls and rises in elevation, diversified climatic conditions result. There are about 30,000 kinds of plants as well as numerous rare animals live in Yunnan, so Yunnan enjoys a reputation of “world garden” and “Kingdom of animals”.

Yunnan is endowed with abundance of breath-taking scenic spots. Kunming, the capital city, celebrated as "City of Eternal Spring", is well known for its diverse cultures, breath-taking natural scenery and pleasant climate. Xishuangbanna is famed for its wild herds of elephants and its swarms of peacocks, whose graceful pictures can put professional dancer to shame. And Diqing(Shanri-la) is regarded as Paradise on east, which means “the place of good luck and happiness” in Tibetan language.

Yunnan is home to 26 ethic minorities which give a rich color to the land. They contributed with their colorful costumes, their traditional songs and dances to the attractive life. The Splashing Water Festival of Dai nationality, the March Fair of Bai nationality, the Torch Festival of Yi nationality, makes you forget to leave. Entering Yunnan, you inadvertently entering the Dongba culture of Naxi nationality, Dai minority culture of Dali, Beiye culture of Dai minority, Beima culture of Yi minority, and also entering a remarkable folk-custom full with myths, dances, paintings, and ancient music.

My favorite little animal - the turtle, I gave it a name called "Li Shijan", usually I call it "extension". It is not just a lovely shape and it can sometimes understand my words! Its head small, neck thin, but also carrying a bowl like the size of the shell, green, pointed little tail It is very interesting to start the road.

Although it is only a small animal, but it also has a good heart. Once a grandfather was hospitalized, it was hunger! Even if we had bought it the most favorite loach fish, it would not have eaten it. Until the grandfather half a month after discharge, it was happy to eat, when the devil is really like people love and pity.

But sometimes it is also "hateful"! One day, it is in the glass cylinder hold the uncomfortable to come out, I see it anxious look like to help it, I use the index finger and thumb carefully pinch its shell, light I did not want to come out, did not think that it was with a sharp claws to scratch me, really do not know good people! Although I am very angry, but to see it happy on the ground free to play everywhere, I am also happy for it The

This is my favorite little animal - the turtle "extension". Do you like it?

Short-story writer, essayist, critic, and literary theorist who is considered to be one of the greatest figures in 20th-century Chinese literature. Lu Xun, hailed as "commander of Chinas cultural revolution" by Mao Zedong, is typically regarded as the most influential Chinese writer who was associated with the May Fourth Movement. Lu Xuns acclaimed short stories appeared in three collections between the years 1923 and 1935. He also produced sixteen volumes of essays, reminiscences, prose poetry, historical tales, some sixty classical-style poems, and a dozen volumes of scholarly research, and numerous translations. His main works are:Call to Arms (1922) "A Madmans Diary" (1918) "Kong Yiji" (1919) "Medicine" (1919) "Tomorrow" (1920) "A Small Incident" (1920) "The Story of Hair" (1920) " Storm in a Teacup" (1920) "My Old Home" (1921) "The True Story of Ah Q" (1921) "The Double Fifth Festival" (1922) "The White Light" (1922) "The Rabbits and the Cat" (1922) "The Comedy of the Ducks" (1922) "Village Opera" (1922) from Old Tales Retold (1935) Mending Heaven (1935) The Flight to the Moon (1926) Curbing the Flood (1935) Gathering Vetch (1935) Forging the Swords (1926) Leaving the Pass (1935) Opposing Aggression (1934) Resurrecting the Dead (1935)

[介绍作家鲁迅的英语作文

It is said that Chengdu is a city which if you come you cant leave.It has a long history.there stands Du Fus thatched cottage ,The Temple of Zhugeliang and some other place of historical interest.They are all so famous that many foreign tourists like to come here.Chengdu also has a comfortable weather for people who live in there.Even though in the winter it is still warmer than any other cities in China.Besides,as Chengdu people are fond of eating,they have created many delicious food such as hot pan,Three Big guns,and some others.

Good afternoon,everyone.

i am very glad to be here for your interview. I hope i can make a good performance today. Im confident that I can succeed.

Now i will introduce myself briefly. I am 22 years old, born in ChongQing proveince and I am a senior(大四学生) student in XXX(某学校). My major is XXX(专业名称), In the past 3 years, I spend most of my time on study. I have passed CET/3/4 /6.

I am open—minded , quickly thoughs and skillful in searching for information on internet . I can operate computer well . In my spare time, I have broad interests .Such as reading ,surfing the internet ,enjoying music ,writing some articles on my blog and even chatting with foreign friends online if possible .

I ways believe working hard can bring us more opportunities . I am a hard working person especially do the thing which i am interested in. i will try my best to finish it no matter how difficult it is.

ok, that is all,thank you for your attention.

中秋节这天大家会团聚在一起聊天吃月饼。下面是语文迷网整理的关于中秋节的英语作文，希望对你有帮助。

介绍中秋节的英语作文1：

The Middle-Autumn Festival is one of the traditional Chinese festivals,it is often held in September or October.During the festival,family members get united and have mooncakes together.THere are various kind of mooncakes,such as bean paste,egg-yolk or meat.The shape of a mooncake is round as it symbolizes a big moon.Moreover,in the evening of the Middle-Autumn Festival,people get together in a vacant place,eating delicious mooncakes while appreciating the beautiful moon hanging in the dark sky.To conclude,the Midde-Autumn Festival is a very nice festival for Chinese people.

介绍中秋节的英语作文2：

Mid Autumn Festival is a traditional festival of China. It used to be as important as Spring Festival .It is usually celebrated in September or Ocotber. This festival is to celebrate the havast and to enjoy the beautiful moon light.To some extent, it is like Thanks Giving day in western countries. On this day, people usually get together with their families and have a nice meal. After that, people always eat delicious moon cakes, and watch the moon. The moon is always very round on that day, and makes people think of their relitives and friends. It is a day of pleasure and happiness. Hope you have a wonderful Mid Autumn festival!

中秋节是传统的中国文化节。它曾经被作为重要的春节，这是通常的庆祝活动9月或ocotber 。这个节日是庆祝havast和享受美丽的月亮light.to在一定程度上，这就像感恩节在西方国家。这一天，人们通常就会得到连同他们的家庭和有一个很好的膳食。之后，人总是吃美味的月饼，观赏月亮。月亮总是非常全面，这一天，使人们觉得他们的relitives和朋友。这是一个天的愉悦和幸福。希望你有一个美好的中秋节!

介绍中秋节的英语作文3：

The Mid-Autumn is a very important Chinese festival. It falls on the 15th day of August. A few days before the festival, everyone in the family will help to make the house clean and beautiful. Lanterns will be hung in front of the house.

On the evening there will be a big family dinner. People who work far away from their homes will try to come back for the union. After dinner, people will light the lanterns which are usually red and round. Children will play with their own toy lanterns happily.

At night the moon is usually round and bright. People can enjoy the moon while eating moon-cakes which are the special food for this festival. They can look back on the past and look forward to the future together. It is said that there was a dragon in the sky. The dragon wanted to swallow up the moon. To protect the frighten the dragon away.

译文:

中秋节是中国一个很重要的节日，在八月十五号。在节日来临的前几天，家庭中的每一个人都帮着打扫房子，把房子装扮得漂漂亮亮的，灯笼挂在屋前。

晚上有一顿美餐，离家在外工作的人也要回来团圆。晚饭后，人们点亮灯笼，一般是红色的圆灯笼。孩子们会高高兴兴地玩他们的玩具灯笼。

晚上月亮又圆又大，人们在赏月的同时吃着中秋节特别的食品--月饼。人们在一起回顾过去，展望未来。据说天上有一条龙，它要把月亮吞下去。为了保护月亮，孩子们要弄出很大的响动把龙吓跑。

My mother is very kind and beautiful although she is not tall. She is 42 years old this year. She is a nurse, so she is always very busy day and night. But she loves her job, and she often takes care of her patients.  Of course, she likes singing, dancing, cooking and shopping, but she almost no time to do them. Oh, I love my mother.

There are seven people in my family, my father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, brother, sister and me.

Grandpa is a kind old man. He sends me to school, whether its windy or rainy. I didnt finish my homework. When grandpa has been in the gate I had finished my homework.

My father was a busy big boss. Once I didnt finish my homework. I told my grandpa that he had finished writing. When my father checked my homework with my brother that night, my father hit me for second days. My father apologized to me. I knew my father couldnt beat me.

My mother is a good person, he hurts me, every time my father hit me, but my mother, but she will help me find the wrong, let me know her fathers intentions.

I love my family

My favourite swimmer is Sun Yang.He swims very fast.He took part in the last Olympic Games.He is my hero.

He is 21 years oid.He is very tall.He is 198cm tall.He is cute.I love him.

He is good at swingming very much, He has had all-round success in his study olypic games.

高中英语自我介绍范文(一)

My name is ________. I am graduate from ________ senior high school and major in ________. There are ________ people in my family. My father works in acomputer company. And my mother is a housewife. I am the youngest one in my family.

In my spare time, I like to read novels. I think reading could enlarge my knowledge. As for novels, I could imagine whatever I like such as a well-known scientist or a kung-fu master. In addition to reading, I also like to play PC games. A lot of grownups think playing PC games hinders the students from learning. But I think PC games could motivate me to learn something such as English or Japanese.My favorite course is English because I think it is interesting to say one thing via different sounds. I wish my English could be improved in the next four years and be able to speak fluent English in the future. 中文翻译:我的名字是________。我graduatefrom ________ seniorhigh学校及主要________。有________人在我的家人。我父亲的作品在一家电脑公司。和我母亲是一位家庭主妇。我是家里最小的一个。我在业余时间,我喜欢看小说。我认为阅读可以enlargemy知识。至于小说,我可以想象不管我,如着名的科学家或功夫师父。除了阅读,我也喜欢玩电脑游戏。很多的成年人认为玩电脑游戏阻碍从学习的学生。但我认为,个人电脑游戏可以激励我学到一些东西,英语或Japanese.My喜欢当然,这样的英语,因为我觉得有趣的是,说的是一套通过不同的声音。我希望我的英语可以提高在未来4年,可以说在未来流利的英语。

高中英语自我介绍范文(二)

I am ___________. I was born in _________ . I graduate from senior high school and major in English. I started learning English since I was 12 years old. My parents have a lot of American friends. That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.

In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes. I used to go abroad for a short- term English study. During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English andsaw a lot of different things.

I think language is very interesting. I could

express one substance by using different sounds. So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge. 中文翻译:我是XXX。我出生英寸我毕业的高中和英语专业。我开始学习英语,因为我是12岁。我的父母有很多美国朋友。这就是为什么我没有问题,与美国或其他国家的英语沟通。我在业余时间,我喜欢做的任何与英语的听英文歌曲,看英文电影或电视节目,甚至参加一些英超俱乐部或学院所举行的活动。我曾经去作短期英语留学。在此期间,我学到了很

多日常生活的英语,看到了很多不同的事情。我觉得语言很有意思。我可以表达一种substanceby使用不同的声音。所以,我希望我能学习更多英语文学和扩大我的知识 高中英语自我介绍范文(三)

My name is___________ . There are 4 people in my family. My father is a Chemistry teacher. He teaches chemistry in senior high school. My mother is an English teacher. She teaches English in the university. I have a younger brother, he is a junior high school student and is preparing for the entrance exam.

I like to read English story books in my free time. Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E- books to read. Reading E- books is fun. In addition, it also enlarges my vocabulary words because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.

I hope to study both English and computer technology because I am interested in both of the subjects. Maybe one day I could combine both of them and apply to my research in the future. 中文翻译:我的名字是。有4人在我的家人。我的父亲是一个Chemistryteacher。他教高中化学。我的母亲是一名英文教师。她教英语的大学。我有一个弟弟,他是一个初中学生,是联考的准备。我喜欢阅读,在我空闲时,英文故事书。有时我上网冲浪和下载电子书籍阅读。阅读电子书籍的乐趣。此外,还扩大了,因为我的先进技术词汇和生动的动画。我希望学习英语和计算机技术,因为我感兴趣的是两个科目。也许有一天,我可以把他们和今后适用于我的研究。

My English teacher is Miss Yu .She has two big eyes ,a small mouth and long curly black hairs .She is very beautiful . She is good with kids ,she likes piaying English Games with us .So we like having English Class very much .She is love us very much .We are good friends .She comes our class every morning ,and teaches us to read English Words.So our English lesson is the best

we all love her

我的英语老师是余老师她有两只大眼睛一张小嘴吧和一头乌黑靓丽的长卷发.她很美.她对孩子们很好她喜欢和我们玩英语游戏.所以我们喜欢上英语课.她非常爱我们.我们是好朋友她每天早晨都来教我们读英语单词.所以我们的英语成绩是最好的.

我们都很爱她

Di Yage is my good friend. She’s in Class1, Grade4 of Tianjiao Primary School. She’s a model student. She’s clever and she’s helpful, too. She often helps teachers and young students at school. She is good at Chinese, maths, English, arts and crafts, music and so on. She has a lot of hobbies. She likes painting and drawing. And she likes listening to music, having picnics with her parents. Oh yeah, she likes fishing, too. But she doesn’t like playing basketball, football, table tennis or volleyball. Zhang Ying is the best friend of mine. I like playing with her. We always work together and help each other.

我的好朋友

蒂亚戈是我的好朋友。她在Class1 ， Grade4的天骄小学。她是一个模范学生。她的聪明，她的帮助，太。她常常帮助教师和青年学生在学校。她是在中国好，数学，英语，艺术和手工艺，音乐等等。她有很多爱好。她喜欢绘画和绘图。和她喜欢听音乐，野餐后与她的父母。噢是的，她喜欢钓鱼，太。但她并不喜欢打篮球，足球，乒乓球和排球。张颖是最好的朋友。我喜欢与她一起玩。我们总是一起工作，互相帮助。

Hello, everyone. My name is Kelly. I am friendly and honest.I am good at English and maths. I like surfing the internet,playing computer games, watching TV and traveling. I also like playing table tennis and I am good at it ,too. I often play table tennis with my friends on weekends. And I want to be a famous table tennis player when I grow up. What I like most is to see the seagulls flying freely in the sky so I often go to the sea in summer. My favourite colour is white because I think white is symbolize purity.

大家好 我的名字叫KELLY .我很友好、诚实.我擅长英语和数学. 我爱上网、玩电脑网络游戏、看电视 和旅游.我也喜欢打乒乓球.我经常和朋友们在周末打乒乓球,长大了我想当一个乒乓球运动员.最喜欢在海边看着海鸥自由自在的飞翔,因此在夏天我经常去海边.白色是我的最爱.因为我觉得白色是纯洁的象征.

Goodafternoon, teachers! Today, I`m very happy to make a speech here. Now, let me introduce myself.

My name is ZhuRuijie. My English name is Molly. I`m 12. I come from Class1 Grade 6 of TongPu No.2 Primary School. I`m an active girl. I like playing basketball. Because I think it`s very interesting. I`d like to eat potatoes. They`re tasty. My favourite colour is green. And I like math best. It`s fun. On weekend, I like reading books in my room. I have a happy family.

My father is tall and strong.My mother is hard-working and tall, too. My brother is smart. And I`m a good student. My dream is to be a teacher, because I want to help the poor children in the future. Thank you for listening! Please remember me!

Hello, my professors.Its a fine day today,and im very pleased to meet you here.First of all,id like to introduce myself to you.My name is ***,my hometown is ***,which is a really beautiful city.Even when i was a young boy,i was very interested in biology science.Every one may have a dream,and i still remember that my dream is to be a biology scientist (just like ZHU KE ZHEN).I liked to make wonders just like,where are we from?Where are we going in the universe?And then i would find the answers in book by myself.Still today i think that interest is the best teacher in ones whole life (and knowledge comes from practice).

Second, i will introduce my major in the university.My major is Biological Engineering in *** University.It has a great relationship with biology scince.Their relationship can be shown with an example: Just like a river,biology science,which often finds new discoveries and theories, is at the head of the river.And my major,which lays more stress on practical use, seems to be at the end of it.When both of them interact well enough,the discovries and theories in biology science can be soon turned into products in all of the modern industry.

Four years university education gives me a lot of things to learn,a lot of chances to try,and a lot of practices to improve myself.It teaches me not only what to study and how to think,but also to see the importance of practical ability (such as doing expriment as much as possible). In the university life,i have made many good

friends.They help me improve my study and research ability, do ererything just like a man,and often give me good example to follow.

Besides what i have introduced myself above,i also have many interests in my spare time.I like playing football,which is an effective way i think to improve my body health,and it can teach me how to join in a group and deal with other people.Drawing and writing is another favor to me.

Above all,i choose the major in order to broad my view in biology scince,and enhance my research ability.I will do my best to join the new group and be good at postgraduate study.

Hello,Im XX.Im a girl.Im 13 years old.I live in China.I can speak Chinese and a little Endlish.I like singing and dance.I can play ping pong.I like English.Because I think I can learn lots of from it.My favourite color is blue.I like to eat noodles best.My email is 12345678@qq.com.My telephone number is 3456789.We can be good friends.

你好，我是XX.我是个女生。我已经(13)岁了。我住在中国。我会说汉语和一点英语。我喜欢(唱歌和跳舞)。我会(打乒乓球)。我喜欢(英语)。因为我觉得(我可以从当中学到很多)我最喜欢的颜色是(蓝色)。我喜欢吃(面条)。我的电子邮箱是(123456789@qq.com)。我的电话是(3456789)。我们可以成为好朋友。

Beijing ,a metropolis in northern China, is the capital of the Peoples Republic of China (PRC). It is also known in English as Peking Beijing is also one of the four municipalities of the PRC, which are equivalent to provinces in Chinas administrative structure and is one of the Four Great Ancient Capitals of China. Beijing Municipality borders Hebei Province to the north, west, south, and for a small section in the east, and Tianjin Municipality to the southeast.

Beijing is Chinas second largest city, after Shanghai. It is a major transportation hub, with dozens of railways, roads and motorways passing through the city. It is also the focal point of many international flights to China. Beijing is recognised as the political, educational, and cultural center of the Peoples Republic of China, while Shanghai and Hong Kong predominate in economic fields. The city will host the 2015 Summer Olympics.

I live in Jinan.Itvery beautiful.Its famous for the springs.Its said that there is 72 springs in Jinan.On the other side,there are many mountains here.The most beautiful mountain is Qianfo Mountain .It lies in the south of Jinan.Daming Lake is other sineary .In Daming Lake Park,swillows are here and there.Air is fresh.Fish is swimming

freely.When you come here,youll be fancinated by it. Quancheng Sguare which is in the middle of the city is a mordern work.

You are welcome to Jinan.

导语:自我介绍是向别人展示你自我介绍 好不好，甚至直接关系到你给别人的第一印象的好坏及以后交往的顺利与否。同时，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理英语2分钟自我介绍资料，欢迎阅读参考。

I, the surname li mingfei Yang, nine years old is more than enough, ten years old is not enough, the Chinese teacher still plays say I what “ The wind rises in the wind. Maybe dads taking this. Yang & throughout; I have not the slightest sense of flying. I feel that I am as ordinary as a grain of sand. It is the kind of material that I cannot find in the haystack.

I am not tall, thin like a chopstick, belonging to the malnourishment type, only the sound also has the dignity, singing the song to hong liang like the bell, the momentum is extraordinary, quite has the lingering sound of the potential. My mother always told people that the food in yangyang in my family was full of sound. Hey hey, anyway also do not have white eat, at least also calculate come in use, tube it. I havent learned much yet, and the high bridge of the nose is set up. Telescope & throughout; . Grandpa told me that I was the future. Scholars & throughout; Is it not clear to me that scholars are not scholars? Only because of the long time to receive glasses. Oppression & throughout; The small eyes have turned into a “ The sight & throughout; , the bridge of the nose is crushed and mouth “ Hug & throughout; . This has become an indisputable fact.

I love telling jokes. Every time I tell a joke, there will always be a great audience. Fans & throughout; ? Every time they told a joke, they would laugh their head off, not to laugh, but to laugh, to climb on the bench, to the waist, or even to climb on the ground, to roll. Once, a friend finish listen to my jokes, laughs at sitting on the ground, as there is a pool of water, waiting for him to react when drenched in pants, we began to laugh at him urine trousers.

What? Do you have any hobbies? That still use say, can say is all sorts of different, linlang, xi xi, words heavy. But to say my favorite hobby, Im reading books. On this occasion, my father was watching the football match on TV, and I said that I would like to go to my grandmothers house, and my father nodded and agreed. I go to the toilet, I want to be convenient to go to, did not think the lavatory to put my favorite "childrens literature", wow, many good opportunity ah! God help me, too. My father was afraid that my eyes were too nearsighted and serious, always against me, today he watched the ball game I read a book, exactly two, so I sit directly on the toilet, with relish to look up. The trip to grandmas house had been thrown out of the sky. I didnt know how long it was before I heard my dad calling my grandmother, as if he had mentioned me. Later, I heard my father call my mother and three aunts, and I didnt know what to say. It seemed to be a little urgent, and then I heard my father coming downstairs. It is important to read books when you have to do so much. What a new discovery! Later, read a book to come here, god undetected, no one disturb, how quiet!

About an hour or so, dad came back, I dont care the story was provoked laughed, dad heard the sound of the toilet, and opened the door a look, see I was reading a book, sitting on the toilet at that time I was so angry fire emit three zhangs, scold I didnt go to grandmas, had they been looking all over for me, also almost called the police, I have a look awful, apologized to his father as quickly. & other; Did you not see that the baby didnt go out? Throughout the &; Mom, thanks to my mom helping me out, dad didnt do it. & hellip;

This is me, a one-belly joke, a little boy with an addiction to books.

我，姓李名飞阳，九岁已有余，十岁尚不足，语文老师还戏说我什么“大风起兮云飞扬”，也许是爸爸把这个“阳”字起别了的缘故吧，我丝毫没有飞起来的感觉，倒觉得自己平凡得如一粒沙子，是属于扎在草堆里找不到的那种料。

我个子不高，瘦得像一根筷子，属于营养不良型，只有声音还撑体面，唱起歌来洪亮如钟，气势非凡，颇有余音绕梁之势。妈妈常跟人说，我家阳阳吃的饭全长在声音上了。嘿嘿，反正也没有白吃，至少也算派上用场了，管它呢。还没有学到多少知识，那个高高的鼻梁上就架起了一副“望远镜”。爷爷总私心地说我是未来的“学者”，学者不学者，难道我自己还不清楚吗？只是由于长时间受眼镜的“压迫”，本来不大的眼睛变成了“一线天”，鼻梁被压得差点和嘴巴“拥抱”。这可已成为不争的事实。

我很爱讲笑话。每次讲笑话时，总会有许多铁杆听众，也算“粉丝”吧？每讲完一段笑话，他们准会笑得前俯后仰，不是笑得肚子痛，就是笑得爬在板凳上，直不起腰来，有的甚至干脆爬在地上，打起滚来。有一次，一个小伙伴听完我的笑话，一下子笑得坐在地上，正巧那儿有一滩水，等他反应过来时，裤子已经湿透了，我们又开始笑他尿裤子了。

啥？你问我有没有爱好？那还用说，可以说是五花八门、琳琅满目，嘻嘻，言重了吧。不过要说我最大的爱好嘛，还得数看书了。有这么一次，爸爸在看电视上的足球赛，我说想去奶奶家，爸爸点了点头，算是同意了。我走进厕所，本想方便一下就去的，没想到厕所里放着我最爱看的《儿童文学》，哇，多好的机会啊！真是天助我也。平时爸爸怕我眼睛近视严重，总是防着我，今天他看球赛我看书，正好两不误，于是我就直接坐在马桶上，津津有味地看了起来。去奶奶家的事早被抛到九霄云外了。也不知过了多久，听见爸爸在给奶奶打电话，好像还提到了我。后来又听到爸爸给妈妈和三姨她们一个个打电话，不知在说着什么，好像还有点急，紧接着听见爸爸下楼的声音。管那么多干啥，机不可失，时不再来，看书要紧。这可是个新的发现啊！以后看书就到这儿来，神不知鬼不觉的，没人打扰，多清静呀！

大约一小时左右吧，爸爸回来了，我不小心被文中的故事惹得笑出了声，爸爸听见了厕所里的声音，打开门一看，见我正坐在马桶上看书，当时就气得火冒三丈，骂我没有去奶奶家，害得他们到处找我，还差点儿报了警，我一看大事不妙，就赶忙向爸爸认错。“你一个大活人就没有发现娃没有出门吗？”还是妈妈好，多亏妈妈帮我解围，爸爸才算没有动手，唉，好险啊……

这就是我，一个一肚子笑话，看书成瘾的小男孩。