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“诚”是为人真诚,“信”是处事守信。小编收了有一种美德叫诚信作文,欢迎阅读。

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dear david:

i am afraid that you will think me unpardonably negligent in nothaving answered your letter dated 7, december sooner, but when i have told you the reason, i trust you will be convinced that the neglect was excusable. when your letter arrived, i was just in hong kong. as my family could not forward it to me during my absence, it has been, therefore, lying on my desk until the moment when i took it up. now the first thing i have to hasten to do is to write to you these few lines to express my deep regret.i enjoyed many pleasant sights during my trip. i shall be pleased to give you an account to of them when i see you next.

sincerely yours,

tom

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篇1:2024武汉中考英语作文题:一封英文自荐信

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2015年武汉中考英语作文题是《一封英文自荐》,以下是详细内容:

假设你是一名中学生,名叫田梅。你从南京青奥会英文网站上获悉他们正在招收志愿者,你想给组委会写一封英文自荐信。内容提示见下表:

基本信息

新城中学九年级学生,16岁

个人品质

精力充沛,随和,有耐心

主要特长

英语说的好,擅长与他人合作

相关经历

今年4月,成为“2014无锡国际马拉松赛”志愿者,……

注意事项:

1、自荐信须包含所给内容要点,要求语句通顺,意思连贯;

2、“相关经历”一栏中省略部分须用2-3句话展开合理想象,作适合发挥;

3、词数在80个左右,信的首尾已在答题卡上给出,不计入总词数;

4、信件内容必须写在答题卡指定的位置上。

参考词汇:

新城中学(New Town Middle School)

志愿者工作(voluntary work)

2014无锡国际马拉松赛(the 2014 Wuxi Tnternational Marathon)

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篇2:平安夜给圣诞老人的一封英文信

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Dear Santa Claus,

Hello, as time goes by, the sun and the moon fly so fast, and it will be

Christmas soon, you have to give gifts to obedient and very good children. It

reminds me of this time last year. Its long before Christmas and Im thinking

about what I want for Christmas. A few days before Christmas, I put my wish card

in front of my bed early, hoping Santa Claus can see it and help me realize it.

You may be asking, "Why put up the wish card so early? Why not wait until

Christmas Eve?" My answer is: That is because I am afraid you sent the wrong

gift, give you enough time to prepare. On Christmas Eve, I went to bed early,

thinking that I would wake up and open my eyes to see the gift you gave me. But

when I opened my eyes in the morning, I found no present at the end of my bed,

nor on my desk. I was worried because I thought you had hidden the present for

some joke with me. I searched my home carefully, but still there was no present.

I waited another day with great anticipation, but you and your gift still did

not appear. My mother told me that because they do not care for the environment,

Shijiazhuang is seriously polluted, haze weather is bad, you lost your way, so

you can not send Christmas gifts to the children on time. Is that right? Three

days later, I finally received your gift, which was accompanied by a letter of

apology. In the letter, you explained that due to the weather, you delayed the

delivery of the gift. At the same time, you also hoped that we could take good

care of the environment and be guardians of the environment.

Dear Santa Claus, another year has passed, in this year, my friends and I,

protect the environment, save water, try to be a good environmental small guard,

at the same time we also mobilize our father, mother, uncle, aunt and we take

action together, less drive a day a week, green travel. After our joint efforts,

shijiazhuang sky blue, water green, I believe this time you will be able to send

gifts to the children on time!

Looking forward to your friend: Li Zijian

亲爱的圣诞老人

您好,时光流逝,日月如梭,马上又要到圣诞节了,您又要给听话又很乖的小朋友派送礼物了。说到这就又想起去年的这个时候了,距圣诞节还好久我就开始想圣诞节自己要的礼物。圣诞节前几天,我早早的把自己的愿望卡挂在自己床前,希望圣诞老人能早点看到并帮我实现。您也许会问:“为什么这么早就把愿望卡挂上去呢?为什么不等到平安呢?”我的回答是:那是因为我怕您送错了礼物,给您充足的时间来准备。平安夜的晚上,我早早的就上床睡觉了,想着一觉醒来睁开眼就能看到您送我的礼物。可是,当我早上睁开眼睛,发现我床头没有礼物,我的写字台上也没有礼物,我着急了,以为您和我开玩笑把礼物藏起来了,索性把家里认真得找了个遍,还是没有。我怀着期待的心情又等了一天,您和您的礼物仍旧没有出现。妈妈告诉我,是因为他们不爱护环境,石家庄污染严重,雾霾天气恶劣,您迷路了,所以不能准时把圣诞礼物送到小朋友手中。是这样吗?三天后,我终于收到您的礼物,伴随礼物而来的还有您一封致歉,信中你说明了因为天气原因,致使你延误了礼物的派送的时间,同时您也希望我们能够爱护环境,做环境小卫士。

亲爱的圣诞老人,又一年过去了,在这一年里我和我的小伙伴们,保护环境,节约用水,努力当好环境小卫士,同时我们还动员我们的爸爸、妈妈、叔叔、阿姨和我们一起行动起来,每周少开一天车,绿色出行。经过我们大家的共同努力,石家庄的天蓝了,水绿了,相信这次您一定能够准时将礼物送到小朋友手中啦!

盼着您的朋友:李子健

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篇3:给女朋友的道歉信格式

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我今天一个人走进电影院,

她生我的气了,责任在我,

我从一个人闲云野鹤的生活中脱离,

身体反应过来了,心却没跟上节奏,

我不得不承认,

我不是个很好的男朋友,时而矫情,时而自负,

时而贱,

我用了三天时间思考,

什么是爱,

以及

我爱么,

我值得被爱么,

反应过来的自己很想给自己两个耳光

人生而在世,绝非一个独立的有智慧个体,

何谈值得与不值得。

在影院偶遇了小学班主任一家,

三口人,

印象里张老师很年轻,

在十多年前的我眼里很高大,

虽心情低落却也短暂交谈,

我从张老师身上看到十多年前的自己,

无知,懵懂,但不恐惧

我现在很恐惧,因为长大的我,怕失去

人不可避免的经历这些,亲人逐渐离世,

很多朋友在你心里成为过去,

但她不能。

人能成为这个星球的主宰不是因为人类有智慧,

而是人类拥有自我,

换句话说,我知道自己可以思考,

所以我不能接受失去她,

因为我会思考,所以我会遗憾,会后悔,

会失去爱的心和能力,

甚至会失去被爱的资格,

她在我眼里就是最美的,

我找不到合适的形容词,形容我对她的感觉,

大概这就是爱,

人类诞生万年,也没能下过定义的东西,

我大概懂了《倚天屠龙记里》周芷若那句,

“倘若我心中有愧呢”

真该死,张无忌和她没有结局。

从前我是个坚定的无神论者,

可现在,我却愿意相信缘分,

就像她喜欢塔罗,

不论算出什么,结果如何,

我都感到欣喜,因为对象是我。

本来我想写些道歉的话,

为她,

可我想起她时,想起的不是我们冷淡的对话,

而是,曾经炙热想要靠近的两颗心,

我失眠了,

对不起,我希望能恒久的牵你的手,

就像曾经的故事里那样,

我断断续续打下这些字,

因为我盯着屏幕,心里却在想你,

我之前费劲力气想获得你的原谅,

可我说的每一样你爱吃的,你曾喜欢的东西,

这其中都有我的参与,

你曾忍着胃痛陪我吃饭,

撑着睡意陪我看电影,

我开车时你挽住我的手,

我站起来,你在我身后整理衬衫的领子,

我们中间有很多独特的故事,

不可复制,

我如何克制自己不去想你,

我如何忍受没有你的生活,

所以,

我有错你要及时提醒我,

人贵在知错能改,

所以,无论如何,

请你有耐心教会我,

如何去爱你,

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篇4:2024复活节给父母的英文祝福短信

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爸爸妈妈你们好!复活节到了,我没有什么送给你们,就送给你们一条短吧,愿你们春到心头,福到手头。永远的开心和快乐。下面是小编为你带来的2017复活节给父母英文祝福短信,欢迎阅读。

1, is it right? Mom, you are prettier, you must pay attention to the body, your son and I had a very good. Today is Easter day, God called me to give you a text message, he said that he will bless you more and more beautiful, no one at home mom is not as beautiful as you. You must be happy oh.

1、妈妈,你是不是又变漂亮了,你可要注意身体,你的儿子我过得很好。今天是复活节,上帝叫我给你发短信,他说他永远保佑你越来越漂亮,没有谁家妈妈有你美。你一定要开心哦。

2, dear mom and Dad, Easter day you are doing, I think you, now the Lord has made me let flowers fragrant, you sent a copy of the Ankang, I wish you through the depression, happy to live in the ocean. The Lord bless and keep you.

2、亲爱的爸妈,复活节的日子你们都在干吗,我想你们了,现在主令我让春花散发芳香,为你们送去一份安康,愿你们穿越人间苦闷,生活在幸福的大洋彼岸。主一直在保佑你们。

3. the lord commands in any case, parents today I will send you blessing, he says you are getting older and older, the body is more and more bad, but God never mind, the Lord in heaven watching you, he would help me take care of you, you will go the distance barrier, share my happiness to you. Thank you Lord, I wish mom and dad happy easter.

3、爸妈今天主命令我无论如何都要给你送祝福,他说你年纪越来越大了,身体越来越不好了,但是天主说没关系,主在天上看着你,他会帮我照顾你们,会让你们穿越距离的阻隔,给你们分享我的快乐。谢谢主,祝爸妈复活节快乐。

4, mom and dad you good! Easter, I dont have anything for you, to give you a text message, I wish you spring to mind, good at hand. Forever happy. From your son.

4、爸爸妈妈你们好!复活节到了,我没有什么送给你们,就送给你们一条短信吧,愿你们春到心头,福到手头。永远的开心和快乐。你们的儿子敬上。

5, you still busy, today is Easter, the Lord has blessed us, you also remember to pray, wish you happy every day, work order, it is the Lord that I feel shy for you, you can be happy oh.

5、爸爸你工作还忙吧,今天是复活节,主一直在保佑我们,你也记得给主祈祷一下,祝你工作顺序,天天开心,不好意思这是主让我给你发的,你可要幸福哦。

相关阅读:复活节的习俗

复活节羔羊

羔羊是复活节的记号因为基督徒视耶稣为“神的羔羊”,耶稣被神差遣作世人犯罪的牺牲品,同时,耶稣被视为‘好牧人’,看顾的羊(人)。在犹太人的逾越节(类似中国人的春节),羔羊有着重大的意思:犹太人在埃及为奴时,为了脱离法老王的铁腕管治,神吩咐他们把羔羊的血抹在门案上,死亡的天使便会越过那人的家,使他们离开为奴之地,重得自由,逾越节是庆祝自由与神的承诺,早期的基督徒视主耶稣为那头逾越节的羔羊。

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篇5:给朋友的道歉信

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亲爱的老朋友你好:

我们已经有很多日子没见面了,我知道我很对不起你,所以我才诚恳地向你道歉,我知道你对我心生怨恨,不管你怎样骂我,说我忘恩负义,说我过河拆桥,说我移情别恋.......说我什么我都接受。

我们是我在初中一年级的时候认识的,那时候我们亲密无间,我与你形影不离,当然你也帮了我不少忙,我每次考试,你都帮我出谋划策,取得好成绩,到了我高中阶段,你不但帮助我考试,还帮助我写小说,还记得你帮助我写的那篇小说《雨中情》吗?那篇小说登在青岛日报文艺副刊上,人家还给配上了插图,这以后,你又先后帮我写了很多诗歌小说,都陆续发表了。

还记得我高考的事情吗?每一张试卷你都帮我对答如流,一个多小时的考试时间,你帮我很快就答完了,当我们离开考场到院子里休息的时候,院子里只有你和我,我们很放松,很惬意。当然最后我名落孙山,不怪你,全是我个人的原因,我家庭出身不好,又自不量力,非报考北京大学不可,而且只填了一个北大的志愿,连第二志愿都不填,狂妄极了,自遭报应。

在我参加工作以后,你仍然给我很大的帮助,你帮我写稿子,写剧本,最难忘的是你帮我写的《打面缸》剧本,很有趣,职工很欢迎,可惜被党委书记毙了,不让演了,但我依然感激你。

后来为了评职称,你又帮我写论文,一连写了七篇,有三篇发表在专业杂志上,四篇发表在《轻工科技》上,同行们夸我写得好,其实是你写得好,你为我赢得了荣誉。

还记得我们闹的那次笑话吗?那次你替我给一个姑娘写回,一高兴,你竟在信纸上滴下了口水,污染了信纸,你和我一样,都是直肠子,一兴奋就忘乎所以。

我们前后相处了六十年,一直都是好兄弟,好朋友,这些年我退休了,和你疏远了,现在又爱上了电脑,但我不是嫌贫爱富,这是时代造成的,因为电脑更有优势,它知识面更广,更能帮助我,我让你休息休息,颐养天年,表现了我对你更大的敬意,所以请你理解。

再见,我的HERO金笔朋友。

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篇6:给好久不见朋友的一封信英文

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my friend,

im very happy writing to you.are you well these days.i hope you could give me a hand about my english studies.you know my english is so poor sepecially the spelling that i couldnt enhance my scores in english studies.

as we know english becomes more and more popular in recent years,so im very worried about it.i know your english is very good and usually gain the high score,if you can help me,my english would develop very fast! i hope you could help me as soon as possable,thank you very much!

yours,

li hua

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篇7:道歉的一封信

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尊敬的客户:

对本次产品存在的质量问题,我首先以我个人的名义向你致以最诚挚的歉意,如果还有机会的话,也非常希望你再给我机会,我们一定保证以后提供的产品绝不会再有类似的情况发生,并郑重立下此承诺。本次产品的质量问题,按我本人的意见,在你们交货时间允许的情况下,我本人是想全数退货再换货,但你还是考虑到不让我方损失太大,而采用全检的方式特例收下这批货,我心里十分的感激,同时仍让我心存愧疚。针对本次质量方面存在的问题,我们从全方位反思过,逐一与加工商进行协商,最终采取如下措施和方法,以杜绝类似情况再发生!其它方面希望古先生能再提宝贵意见,对我方存在的不足,请及时指正,我方愿全力合作,争取最大程度的满足客户的要求,达到双赢,也让我方提高更快。

谢谢!

此致

敬礼!

20oo年o月o日

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篇8:英语道歉信范文

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Dear Mr Minister,

On behalf of the United States Government, I now outline steps to resolve this issue.

Both President Bush and Secretary of State Powell have expressed their sincere regret over your missing pilot and aircraft. Please convey to the Chinese people and to the family of pilot Wang Wei that we are very sorry for their loss. Although the full picture of what transpired is still unclear, according to our information, our severely crippled aircraft made an emergency landing after following international emergency procedures. We are very sorry the entering of Chinas airspace and the landing did not have verbal clearance, but very pleased the crew landed safely.

We appreciate Chinas efforts to see to the well-being of our crew. In view of the tragic incident and based on my discussions with your representatives, we have agreed to the following actions:

Both sides agree to hold a meeting to discuss the incident. My government understands and expects that our air crew will be permitted to depart China as soon as possible.

The meeting would be April 18, 2001.

The meeting agenda would include discussions of the causes of the incident, possible recommendations whereby such collisions could be avoided in the future, development of a plan for prompt return of the EP-3 aircraft, and other related issues. We acknowledge your governments intention to raise U.S. reconnaissance missions near China in the meeting.

Sincerely

Joseph W. Prueher

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篇9:小学生写给圣诞老人的信英文

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Dear Santa Claus:

Howdy!Arrive the Christmas festival soon again, did you want to" go to work" again?Would you still ride the floret deer trailer to come this time?

Can you arrive at my bed front?Do you put previous lists to line up the dry skates in the socks, like?I liked it too, putting on it many cool!

Can you arrive at the kid sister younger sisters bed front?Sing a lullaby for her at the time of she cry, coax her to enter the beautiful dream country quickly and quickly.

You can stop in the sky, to a peaceful seed?The people of now needed it too, for the sake of these the innocent peoples, letting them feel the sweet.

Santa Claus, you which the gift that come?You are how can anyone know the children demand what?

Wish you:

Happy every day!Healthy longevity!

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篇10:英语道歉信范文

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Dear Bob,

Im writing to apologize for having forgotten to return the "the Beatles" CD to you when I left Canada,I was in such a hurry that I packed everything in my luggage without checking carefully。Had I paid more attention then,I wouldnt have made such a stupid mistake。

Now something must be done to solve the problem because I understand you cherish the CD enormously。I can either send it to you by express mail or alternatively pensate you at a reasonable price。If you do not mind,I may bring it back to you next time I go to Canada。

Please let me know which solution you prefer at your earliest convenience。I really hope you will accept my sincere apology。

Faithfully yours

Li ming

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篇11:英语写一封信表达道歉

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Dear Anne,

Thank you for your invitation to dinner at your home tomorrow evening.

Unfortunately, it is much to my regret that I cannot join you and your family,

because I will be fully occupied then for an important exam coming the day after

tomorrow. I feel terribly sorry for missing the chance of such a happy

get-together, and I hope that all of you enjoy a good time. Is it possible for

you and me to have a private meeting afterward? If so, please dont hesitate to

drop me a line about your preferable date. I do long for a pleasant chat with

you.

Please allow me to say sorry again.

Regards,

Li Ming

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篇12:介绍寒假的一封信英文

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Dear Tony

I am very glad to hear from you.How is eveything with you?You ask me about my plan of the winter vocation.I am going to finish my homework as soon as possible so that I can have lots of free time to read more books and help my parents do some housework.I am going to learn how to cook some delicious dishes so that my parents will be happy to enjoy them.I am going to go skating and skiing with my parents because skating and skiing are my favourite winter sports.My parent will take me to visit some interesting places,such as the Summer Palace and the Forbitten City.It will be a lot of fun.I am looking forward to my winter vocation.

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篇13:用英文给感谢的人写一封信

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my dearest mother,

the mother‘s day is coming and i would like to say “happy mother’s day” in

this letter. i love you and thank you so much for everything you did for me.

this day,i will stay away and can‘t give you my appreciation at home. i know i

will watch myself,so don’t worry about me. i am doing very well on my study. my

schoolmates and teachers are all very nice. though i can‘t be at home, i hope

you have a wonderful mother’s day.love,

your son

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篇14:给妈妈道歉的一封信英文

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Dear Mother,

Im really sorry about tonight. It was more than nine o clock in the

evening. I still went to my friends house and got to eleven o clock

I knew something big had happened, so I went over and sat down. My mother

cried and scolded me, saying that I had to go out so late and called all the

people I knew on my mobile phone. I was ashamed and I knew I was wrong, but my

mother asked me to tell me where I had gone and tell her the name of that person

and the method of communication

But I dont want to, because now young people dont like their parents to

worry about them, more dont like their friends to worry about me. I know my

mother is worried about me, but I hope you can put your heart at ease with me

because I have grown up.

I have the ability to distinguish the good and bad things and practices,

but in the eyes of parents, I am always a child mother scold me while crying,

eyes red and tears, my heart is so painful, I really know that I was wrong,

should not let my mother worry.

Mom, dont worry about me any more. I have grown up and have my own

privacy. I hope you can respect me.

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篇15:致客户的一封信英文

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Dear customers

Hello! The new year is coming, we are grateful to you with cordial

greetings and sincere thanks: Thank you for your support and love in this year,

so that our business has made continuous progress and development.

We know that every progress and success of _ can not be separated from

your attention, trust, support and participation. Your understanding and trust

are the powerful driving force for our progress. In the course of _s

development, you have given us incomparable strength. With your strong concern

and support, as well as the diligent efforts of all the staff of our company, we

have made outstanding achievements one after another by virtue of our

high-quality projects and good reputation. On the occasion of the new year and

Christmas, thank you for your support and love in the past days. I would like to

express my heartfelt thanks to you in this letter!

In the process of cooperation, if you have any questions, please dont

forget to call us. You are welcome to put forward any opinions and suggestions,

so that we can communicate and improve more smoothly, and provide you with

better projects.

In the future, all staff of _ will continue to work hard, explore and

innovate, and create sustainable value for new and old customers. At the same

time, I hope you can continue to support and help us, and also wish us to work

together to create brilliant!

Sincerely

Salute!

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篇16:高中英语书信类作文的万能模板道歉信

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示例:

Dear ____,

I am truly sorry that_______(道歉的原因).

The reason is that ______(介绍原因) Once again, I am sorry for any inconvenience caused. Hope you can accept my apologies and understand my situation.

Yours sincerely

Li Ming

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篇17:给过去朋友的一封信英文

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Hi Yanglang!

I’m really miss you , we can’t see about three months . Are you OK? I hope you happy everyday.

We have eight classes everyday , and only two classes are not English , another classes is listening , reading , speaking and writing English . Some people think it is boring in the classes , but I think this is very enjoyable .

I love my life now . because I always feel fulfilled all day . I am so busy that I can’t play ping-pong . I think it is my desire to enjoy life.

I want to travel to Mountain Hua . Three years ago I went there , but don’t go to the top , so I must go there when I have free time. Take care yourself

Love Young!

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篇18:我决定写一封信向他道歉英文

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Dear Bob,

I’m sorry to say that I cannot go to the bookstore with you on Friday

afternoon. I have just found that I have to attend an important class meeting

that afternoon. I hope the change will not cause you too much

trouble.

Shall we go on Saturday morning? We can set out early so that we’ll

have more time to read and select books. If it’s convenient for you, let’s meet

at 8:30 outside the school gate. If not, let me know what time suits you best. I

should be available any time after school next week.

Yours,

Li Hua

决定写一封向他道歉英文7

Dear Shelley,

I’m writing to apologize for not watering your jasmine, which caused

its death, while you were away.Now let me explain what

happened to me and my family.

I was so busy preparing for the coming exam that I had no time for

other things. What’s more, my mother had her ankle

injured while she was walking, so I had to take good care of her, who stayed at

home alone. That was why I failed to water your favorite plant. I would like to

buy a new one as a compensation for your loss. Please forgive me.

I sincerely hope you can accept my apologies.

Yours,

Li Hua

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篇19:用英文给感谢的人写一封信

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Dear Zhangxuan:

I am writing this letter to thank. First, I must thank the god, for letting

me meet with you, my best friend throughout my life. And then, thank you very

much for staying with me all the time.

From the time we know each other, every time when I meet with troubles, you

always try your best to help me. When I am sad or unhappy, you always comfort me

to make me forget the sad things. And you usually share your good and happy

experiences with meAll these make me delighted. Although you are in Tianjin now,

I believe we still stay together.

Because of you, I feel the life is wonderful. Meeting with you is really a

good thing. At last, I have only a sentence want to sayMy dear friend, thank

you.

Sincerely,

Linluo

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篇20:愚人节英文短信2024最新

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Notice: AprilFools Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

通告:愚人节来临,4月1 日您收到的短均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!

因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!

Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day!

心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day!

沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?

Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?

今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFools Day!

你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

You find one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

你去找一个值得你爱的去爱,我不够了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事无法勉强,有些距离无法超越,就像昨天我无法相信,为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!

In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀,唉!有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

如果长得漂亮是一种错,我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪,我已经犯下滔天大罪,做人真难!但你就好啦,既没错又没罪,真羡慕你!

Toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?

癞蛤蟆追求天鹅,天鹅不屑地说:我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服:那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了,觉得很委屈:我只是在看短信,我招谁惹谁了?

If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

如果你长得难看,请打 110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈……

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