我的表弟8岁的英文最新20篇

I like to watch movies so much. Since I was very small, I have watched a

lot of movies. Some people think that it is a waste of time on this amusement,

then I can tell them they think in the wrong way. Watching movies is a good way

to learn things. When I finish watching the movie, I will scan the comments on

the Internet, then the analysis of the movie helps me understand the movie

better. Whats more, I also learn the culture. Like the movie Mummy, I learn the

Egypt culture. When I search more information, I feel like reading a history

book. Watching movie is a funny way to learn knowledge.

1．Pain past is pleasure.

（过去的痛苦就是快乐。）

2． While there is life, there is hope.

（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。）

3． Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.

（脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。）

4． Storms make trees take deeper roots.

（风暴使树木深深扎根。）

5． Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.

（心之所愿，无所不成。）

6． The shortest answer is doing.

（最简单的回答就是干。）

7． All things are difficult before they are easy.

（凡事必先难后易。）

8． Great hopes make great man.

（伟大的理想造就伟大的人。）

9． God helps those who help themselves.

（天助自助者。）

Mother to let me thoroughly study, every weekend and cold agency for me to cram school running here and there, today is still working for my study, results are grinded bubble is the mothers feet.

Today, the mothers day. I decided to do a thing, I want for my mother to wash feet, wash away the tiredness of the mother, the mother wash feet. First of all, I want to be a card, and then to boil a pot of water, such as water to boil, smoking, and I want to pour it into the basin, and then, to buy a bag of petals put into water, let the taste of rippling water the flowers...

Ok, I called mother to come over, let mother put liuxue86.com the foot into the spread the fragrance of the basin, personally I wash feet for my mother, my hand will mother wash the fatigue of all day, I touch the mother at the foot of the bubble, the in the mind very afflictive, mom love touched my head, and she was happy to say "my daughter, now grown up, sensible!" Looked at his mothers smiling face, I also very happy!

Today is mothers day my mother and I are very happy! Also very let me unforgettable!

妈妈为了让我好好的学习，每周末和寒署假都为我报补习班东奔西跑，今天仍然是为我的学习而操劳，结果妈妈的双脚都磨出泡了。

今天，母亲节到了。我决定做一件事，我要为母亲洗脚，洗去妈妈的疲劳，洗去妈妈脚上的泡。首先，我要做一张贺卡，再去煮一锅水，等水烧开了，冒烟了，我要把它倒进盆子里，然后，去买一袋花瓣放进水里面，让水中荡漾着花香的味道……

好了，我把妈妈叫过来，让妈妈把脚放进散着香味的盆子里，我亲自给妈妈洗脚，我的手将妈妈整天的疲劳洗掉、我摸着妈妈脚下的泡，心里非常难受，妈妈疼爱的摸着我的头，她很高兴的说“我的女儿现在长大了懂事了!”看着妈妈的笑脸我也非常的开心!

今天的母亲节我和妈妈都很开心!也很让我难忘!

Santa Claus:

Hello, listen to your story, I grew up into five graders. After more than

two months you will come to our room to give us a gift.

The existence of the other people all dont believe you, but I always

believe that you are there. Because I read a grade one night you showed your

presence. Is Christmas night, I have been looking forward to have a firebird the

yo-yo, at this point, I was thinking about you can get me, in order to let you

in, I specially open the window, think convenient to let you in.

In the morning, I heard the mother cries: He Qilun, Santa Claus gift!

Beside I have a look at my pillow is a firebird the yo-yo, I am absolutely

thrilled, cant wait to open box, looked at me dream the yo-yo, playing with it.

Hey, dont play, go to school! Mother said.

Santa Claus, I hope you can prove that you exist.

Salute!

__X

圣诞老人：

您好，听着您的故事，我己长大成五年级的小学生了。再过两个月多您就来到我们人间来给我们送礼。

别人都不相信你的存在，但是我一直相信你是存在的。是因为我读小学一年级的一个晚上你就表现了你的存在。正好是圣诞节的晚上，我一直盼望着有一个火鸟悠悠球，在这时，我就想到了您可以让我得到，为了让你进来，我特地把窗户打开了，以为方便让你进来。

早上，我听见了妈妈的叫声：贺琪伦，圣诞老人送礼物了!我一看我的枕头旁边有一个火鸟悠悠球，我兴奋极了，迫不及待的拆开包装盒，看着我梦寐以求的悠悠球，玩了起来。嘿，别玩了，快去上学!妈妈说

。

圣诞老人我希望你可以证明你是存在的。

敬礼!

Low-carbon life is good for everyone. To help with the environment, I

always walk or ride a bike to school instead of taking a car. Besides, I will

try to use things that can be recycled and I never forget to turn off the lights

when I leave the classroom. I think it’s my duty to live a low-carbon life. And

even the simplest activities can make a real difference to the environment. So I

suggest we should reuse books as long as possible. And we’d better not spend

much money on expensive clothes. If everyone does something for the environment,

I believe the earth will be a better place.

我有一个表弟，我们俩就是一对水火不容的冤家，一见面就会吵架。我这个表弟吃喝玩乐，样样精通，但是要求他做件事，简直比登天还难呢！

“吃”是表弟的特长，凡是来我家大包小包的吃的，都被他一扫而空，连个饼干渣都不给我剩下。可怜了我的零食，还没好好待几天呢，就被表弟伤害了。这不，那天他又来到我家，我开始了一级防御作战准备，保卫我的零食。我把我的零食藏得可隐秘了，在不显眼的空箱子里和叠好的被子里。这下，大功告成了，他就是有“火眼金睛”也找不出来。表弟来我家了，这回，他自己带来了一大包零食，他说这是特地带给我的。刚坐下来，表弟就准备开吃了，打开了电视，喝起了饮料。一边吃着喝着，还看着，简直没把自己当外人。我倒要看看，这给我带的零食，能给我剩下一半吗？

他这样吃着吃着，不一会儿，半袋子零食没有了，吃下去的垃圾袋可以堆成一座小山。不是给我带的吗？我还没吃呢，我也开吃，和表弟较劲，要把零食吃回来。要吃饭了，看看零食寥寥无几，我的肚子已经装不下了，可表弟还是津津有味的吃着，就像三天没吃过饭一样，狼吞虎咽的，生怕别人抢走了他的吃的。

抛开吃，我的表弟缺点也不少，就比如：一点也不爱护书本。

表弟要上五年级时，借走了我的五年级上册的课本，没拿走前，我是千叮咛万嘱咐，一定要保护好我的书。之前是什么样，还回来还是什么样。等到我上六年级了，我的书才还回来。还回来时，书本已经面目全非了，我可心疼了。表弟却一副若无其事的样子。

说我这个表弟不一般是哪里不一般呢？哈哈！是他无人能及的食量不一般。

Dear customer:

Welcome to our shop. We are a cosmetics enterprise with 20 years of

production experience. For the first time, we put on the "coat" of the brand to

come to you. Maybe we dont know marketing, maybe we have few products, maybe we

dont have gorgeous packaging, maybe we dont pay enough attention to greeting,

but we can guarantee that every product we sell is a conscientious product

researched and developed by heart. We dont pursue variety, we only pursue Keep

improving; we dont pursue the glory of big brand, only pursue every detail to

make you satisfied.

Our customer service is a very lovely little beauty, sincere and warm, but

in order to better serve you, she cant even drink a sip of water when she is

busy, and even sits in front of the computer all day waiting. Even so, she may

miss your information because of many things. I hope you can be more

considerate.

The annoying express brothers attitude is incompatible and often makes you

angry, which is also a headache for us. We will try our best to negotiate and

bring you a satisfactory shopping experience. Please give us a little

encouragement when you are satisfied. Five points of praise is the driving force

for us to adhere to. Of course, the twists and turns of shopping always hinder

our communication, If you have any dissatisfaction, please dont rush to

evaluate, contact our customer service as soon as possible, we will give you a

beautiful mood in the best way. Thank you again for coming to our shop and look

forward to your coming again.

If you give five points of praise, we have prepared a small idea for you:

screenshot to customer service, give you five yuan discount, unlimited,

universal.

_X

Dear Mary,

I am sorry to trouble you, but nobody would come into my mind to help me

except you.

You know, I had planned this holiday for several years. A t last, my dream

came true. You could imagine how excited I was. My mind was completely occupied

with the holiday. I forgot to collect my laundry. I dont know if you can help

me collect my laundry. I sent the laundry to the Johns. It is the one down the

corner on St. Peters Street. You cant miss it, because the house is painted

green-a big green house. I have got two pairs of trousers, three shirts, one

T-shirt and a blanket. Call a taxi to send you home. I will pay you back when I

am home.

My first stop is London. It is raining. The streets are very clean. How I

wish I could have the chance to see the famous London fog. But someone told me

that was already the history. One can only read things like that about London in

books.

My best wishes to you.

Yours sincerely,

Peter Chen

郭晨诺

“咚咚”一听到这个敲门声，我就知道今天是我的“世界末日”——捣蛋鬼三岁的表弟又来了。

我一打开门，表弟就直冲进我的房间，开始像二哈似的要拆家了！他在我的房间里左翻翻，右翻翻，一经他的手，东西都要掉了，我跟着后面，像个秘书似的，一边整理好他翻过的东西，一边又要边把表弟经过时，头顶上的物品全都放到里面，不让东西掉下来，砸到了表弟的脑壳。“仔仔，小心玻璃！”“仔仔，不要动呀……”我两只手不停地整理，又要观察他的四周安全状况。“哈哈，真好玩！”表弟越翻越欢，越撒着脚丫子跑了。

后面的我边跑边喊，疾步去追，想把他给捉回来。可是在我的手要碰到他的时候，他却用力地把我的手给拍掉了，像只小泥鳅似的溜走了，一脸得意地边跑边向我做鬼脸。不管我怎么劝阻，就是不听我的话。

这不他又拿起爸爸的打火机在手上摆弄着，还时不时地拿起来啃。有时差点就弄到了开关，一旁的我看到这一幕，又立马冲了过去，想把爸爸的打火机机抢走。“我不给，不给，这是我的！”表弟以为这是一个玩具，当然也就不乐意了，双手紧紧地拽着我的手，不肯放。唉，真麻烦。我只得又去房间拿出了一堆以前我小时候玩的还没送人的玩具。突然表弟把手往上一抬，好像要把打火机往地上扔了，“别扔——”我一个箭步赶紧用力抢过打火机。表弟嚎啕大哭，害得我骗吃骗喝骗玩，好不容易他才安静了下来。

哪知，正当我要去房间里看书，“咚”一声，又惹事了。“哇——”果然不出所料，表弟站在椅子上摔了个后脑勺，正哇哇大哭呢，此时疲惫不堪的我已经，好想丢弃他了，害得我一个上午的玩都被破坏了！真想发火！

晚上我接到了舅舅的电话，表弟今晚就在我家睡。唉，真命苦，今晚上又睡不着了！

照顾表弟之后，我才知道：我们小时候也这么闹，而我才照顾一天就这么累，爸爸妈妈天天照顾我不是更累，所以我们要让爸爸妈妈少操点心，多帮他们做事。

英文请假条范文

例子1

Dear Sir or Madam:

Dear Mr Li/Miss Li/Mrs Li,

I beg to apply for two days’ leave/a week’s leave/7 days’ leave of absence （请假） from the 7th to 8th of this week. Because I was ill, I want to return/go home to see the doctor.

To support my application, I herewith/enclose the sick leave certificate.

I should be very much obliged if you will grant me my application. As regards the lesson to be missed during my absence, I will do my best to make them up as soon as I get back from leave.

Yours respectfully,

Li Min

例子2：

Dear Ms Wang,

I beg to apply for seven days’ leave /one week’s leave of absence from the 4th to 10th of this month. Because my father is seriously ill now, so I want to return home to see him.

To support my application, I enclose the fax my sister sent. Yours respectfully, Li Fei

**年6月2日

亲爱的先生或女士：

亲爱的李先生，李小姐/李夫人，

我请求请两天假/休假一个星期/7天的假（请假）从第七到第八这一周。因为我病了，我要回来/回家去看医生。

以支持我的应用程序，我随信附上病假。

我将非常感激如果你批准我的申请。至于课可错过在我不在的时候，我将做我的最好使他们尽快回来留下。

谨启，

李敏

亲爱的王小姐，

我请求请七天假/一个星期的假，从第四到第十本月。因为我的父亲病得很严重，所以我想回家看望他。

支持我的申请，我将传真我姐姐送。

谨启，

李菲

金万祥：

你好！

记得上次给你写信是在暑假的最后几天，今天再次提笔给你写一封信。

因为我和你本身就是亲戚关系，说起来就是比亲人还亲的朋友，所以我们俩之间基本上是无话不谈，无秘不知。

还记得上次你去我家里的时候发生的许多趣事吗？那天你妈妈回乡下叫你寄住在我家里，当时把我可乐坏了，一阵狂笑都说不出话来了。

刚到我家，我们就去了我的房间玩卡牌。一直到睡觉的时候我们还偷偷的在床上玩，没有一点儿想睡觉的意思，我们躲在被子里笑得那么开心。

你的优点和缺点我可都知道哦。好吧，看在毕竟兄弟一场就不说你的缺点了。你的优点远远多于你的缺点，一天我们合唱团的一个部门暂时停课，我正好是那一个部门的，只好下来上阅读课(应该是我早上起得太晚，因为快迟到了，所以我走的太急忘带课外书了)。我把书包和桌子里翻了个底朝天，可还是没有找到，我顿时急得上热锅上的蚂蚁，你好像看穿了我的急躁，大方的借给了我一本课外书。

我感动极了，有你这一个兄弟可真好呀！

好了，我也写累了不想写了，拜拜。

祝你学业顺利，人人喜爱。

你的表哥：金子涵

2019年12月6日

Dear Michael,

You want to know the changes about my hometown. You know, great changes

have taken place since 60 years ago.

In the past, the living conditions were very poor. There were not many

buses or cars, and the roads were narrow. Usually, a big family was crowded into

a small, dark house. Most families couldn’t get enough food. The communications

were simple and slow. People kept in touch with their friends and relatives far

away mainly by letter or telegram.

Thanks to the government, our hometown has developed rapidly in recent

years. The living conditions are much better and more comfortable. The roads are

wide. Some people have their own cars. Most of the people live in big new

houses. Quite a few adults have mobile phones. I think our lives will become

better and better because of many good policies.

Sincerely

Kang Min

In recent years,protecting the environment is becoming more and more important to the whole human beings.It is everyones duty to do someting good to the environment around us.

As middle school students,we can also do a lot of helpful things.For example,we can protect it by not throwing rubbish away.We can save water to make full use of it.

Thingd we can do are a great many.Only when we have the idea of loving our environment can we make a better place to live.So everybody,lets take action!

亲爱的表弟：

你好！

自从上次你去我家过年以后我就没见到你了，你知道吗？你回江阴的时候，我爸爸又带我钓鱼去了，那儿的鱼可真多呀！我足足钓了六条鱼，还和爸爸展开了一场激烈的“战斗”呢！下面我来跟你分享一下吧！

那次，我和爸爸来到钓鱼场所，我们摆好椅子，放好鱼杆，我麻利地穿好鱼饵，因为上次我和他比赛，结果他输了之后，他就“怀恨在心”，扬言还要再比一次，这不，又给他抓住了机会。这时，爸爸说话了：“星月，我们再比一次吧！”我毫不犹豫地答应了他，毕竟我胜利在望，可是这次我轻敌了，原来上次失败过后，他已经学习了很多钓鱼技术。只见爸爸冷笑三声，笑得我毛骨悚然，全身发抖，可我镇定从容地甩出鱼钩，坐在一旁安静等待，一边的爸爸也坐在椅子上跷着二朗腿，正津津有味地抽着香烟，于是，我眼珠子一转，想出了一个坏坏的恶作剧。这时，只见爸爸的鱼标动了一动，我“啊！”的一声，把鱼儿吓走了，爸爸愤怒地望着我，我一脸假惺惺的无奈，不过爸爸很快满脸愉快，原来，我刚才“啊”！地一叫，自己的鱼也被吓跑了，唉！“刚到嘴的肥肉”就这么没了，你说我是不是“偷鸡不成蚀把米”！

比完之后，我钓了六条，爸爸钓了八条，于是，我“甘拜下风”。不好意思！妈妈在门外催我吃饭了，要是你有什么开心的事，可要给我写信哦！就此搁笔。

此致

敬礼

你的表姐：徐星月

20XX年3月4日

[作文：给表弟的一封信

Cathy,

My dear friend. How is it going? And your family? oh,I really miss you! Mrs Wu is fine too.How do you think your new teacher? Is she or he very kind? And your classmates? Are they friendly to you? Our classmates are miss you too. Cathy, Do you know? I have a new English name, Katrina. How about this name? I like it very much.

Oh,my god! I am very busy now. I have too much homework. I must do it every day. And I have to go to school on Saturday! Oh!yuck! I m very angry and tired. Do you have any English books?I want to read. Because I love English.I am crazy about practicing English.Because English is an international language,all nations are starting lern English now.And you? Do you love English? Ok,I want to sleep. Good bye!

Li Wenzhu

Dear Sue,

How are you? I obtained your name and address from Pen Pal International. I am very glad to write to you and we become pen pals.

Let me first introduce myself. Im currently working as an English teacher at Shanghai Onlytoya College. I graduated from Shanghai Foreign Languages University in 1988, majoring in English literature and linguistics. I got my Masters degree in pragmatics in 1998. I like playing erhu (a kind of Chinese musical instrument) and listening to pop music. I am also very interested in traveling. Oh, yes, I am a great bar-goer!

描写朋友的英语作文带翻译 This summer, I will be traveling to Australia. I will be attending a conference on behalf of my college in Sydney from July 10 to 16. After the conference, I plan to do some sightseeing in Australia, maybe five more days. If you are free, I would be very happy to meet you in person. Perhaps we could have lunch together.

Well, let me finish here. I am already eagerly awaiting your reply to this first letter. Please tell me all about yourself and your interests. I hope we can become good friends.

Yours truly,

Kenny Gao

星期天，我去了乡下看望爷爷奶奶，无事可干的我竟然心血来潮教爷爷说起英文了。

下午，我闲着的没事就问爷爷：“爷爷，你小时候上过学吗？”

“没有，我小时候家里穷，没钱上学，只好种地。”

没上过学！这一下让我想到了一个妙不可言的好主意——教爷爷说英文。反正闲着也是闲着，干脆让爷爷也增长点外国知识。

我便对爷爷说了这件事，爷爷笑着说：“好啊、好啊，孙女教我学英文。”于是，我从最基本的教起，我大声念了一句：“Hellow”。爷爷笑哈哈地跟着说：“哗啰”。我纠正道：“是Hellow，不是哗啰。再跟我念一遍，Hellow”。爷爷还是笑嘻嘻说成了“哗啰”。我有点生气了，转过身去不理睬爷爷。爷爷似乎知道我不高兴了，不知从哪来变出来一个红彤彤的大苹果，伸到我的面前对我说：“哗啰，吃‘冰果’喽！”。估计爷爷想说苹果的英文，可是又不会说，所以自己瞎编了一个，读成了“冰果”。这下我忍不住“扑哧”一声笑了出来，我从爷爷手里拿了苹果，我看了看苹果，大口大口地吃了起来。

“甜不甜？”爷爷小声地问。( www.sanWEn.com)

“甜！不过爷爷，苹果的英文叫Apple”我说。

“安破。”爷爷乐呵呵跟着学了一句。我也不知道为什么，这次我没生爷爷的气。倒觉得爷爷真有意思。

这次教英文虽然效果不佳，但能换回来我和爷爷的欢笑，我觉得挺值得！

[我教爷爷说英文_写事作文

“姐姐，开开门!”门外传来的声音是我那鬼马机灵的小表弟，我一听赶紧把桌子上那些果冻、薯片、巧克力之类的都收起来，因为我那小表弟又可爱又聪明什么都好，就是不肯好好吃饭就喜欢吃没营养的零食。这家伙肯定在家受舅妈管制，不能乱吃零食，来我这里找零食了。我得赶快把零食藏好不能让他发现，不然他肯定会把零食都给扫荡光的，然后中午又不好好吃饭的。这样恶性循环是很不好的，舅妈已经严重警告过了!我一边想一边将零食藏起来。

俗话说：“狡兔三窟。”我这么聪明的人，怎么可能将零食全放在一起呢?我分别把零食放在衣柜里、书架后面、窗帘后面。藏完，我扬起嘴角得意地笑了笑：弟弟今天中午你就乖乖跟我一起吃饭吧!

话说弟弟可是有两手绝活的，一个是他吃零食的速度，那可是秒速解决，我跟他完全没法比，还有一个是弟弟比较细心，总能找到藏在隐蔽处的零食。

我藏好零食后立刻跑去开门，弟弟一进门就问：“姐姐，在干嘛呢，半天才给我开门，薯片呢，果冻呢，放在哪儿?”“在做作业啊，零食妈妈没有买呢!”我强装镇定地回答。“是吗，”弟弟怀疑道，“我要找找看。”眼看他就要找到我藏零食最多的衣柜了，我急中生智说：“弟弟，要不我们来玩捉迷藏吧!”“好呀!”弟弟愉快地答应了，我成功地转移了他的视线!

可是意想不到的事发生了，等我藏好后，弟弟却迟迟没来找我，我等得着急了便出看看，结果弟弟正坐在我的床上吃着薯片呢!啊苍天!为什么会这样，我的一片苦心算是白费了!

弟弟呀，你不好好吃饭，天天吃零食，都已经有蛀牙了，这样吃零食对身体真不好。会有害健康的!该拿你怎么办呢?

在温暖的阳光里，有一个长着一双大大的水汪汪的眼睛，圆圆胖胖的脸，头上戴着一顶小巧玲珑的鸭舌帽的孩子，他就是我的表弟―王栋。

“呵呵呵…嘿嘿嘿…”一听这声音，就知道是王栋来了，我赶紧一阵风似的跑过去，把王栋吓得眼一眨一眨的，像天上亮亮的小星星。

姑姑如果抱着王栋坐在凳子上，王栋的手一刻也不闲着。一会儿拍拍自己的凳子，一会儿再抓抓姑姑的头发。如果我抱着他，那我的眼镜就该“遭殃”了！

那一次，姑姑逗王栋玩，轻轻地在地上蹦了一下，王栋咧着嘴笑了起来：“呵呵呵…嘿嘿嘿…”脸上露出了两个小酒窝，我们几个都蹦了起来，他笑的更欢快了，真有趣！

小孩子天生就喜欢卡通人物，王栋也不例外，只要电视里放的有动画片，王栋就目不转睛地看个不停。我的书包上也有卡通人物，王栋一看到我的书包就笑嘻嘻的，有时还流出了口水。看到他的样子，我也忍俊不禁。

小王栋一天天的长大了，我也在想：王栋每天都笑嘻嘻的，快乐的生活着，拥有一个幸福的童年，我们也一样，要积极乐观的面对生活，每天都快快乐乐的，让自己的童年无悔！O（∩_∩）O！

I like to surf the internet， fix puters， use smart phones and take photoes。

And I found my hobbies were popular with people around me。 If my co-workers have

trouble with puter or smart phone， they will ask me to help。 When I go out for a

trip， I will take many photoes for others。 Today I helped my friends nephew

install QQ messenger on his iphone4 and access to the internet through

Wi-fi。

I like to study， not to play Majiang。

我有一个表弟，名付字子敖，已经八岁了，长着一双明亮的眼睛，一个圆圆的大脑袋。俗话说得好：“头大脑子空，做官到北京”，各位看官，别看我的表弟脑袋大，叫他好好学习简直比登天还难。你不信？不信听我简单说说。

表弟属于“午托”，中午不回家，在辅导班生活和学习。每天中午一吃过饭，老师就让他学习，有时背语文，有时学数学。这可把表弟气坏了，为了逃脱，于是打起了歪主意，一放学就放声大哭，有时捂着肚子，说肚子疼；有时摸着脑袋，说头疼；有时实在没招，就说回家拿作业本子，总找理由让外爷接他回家。时间一长，老师发现了秘密，就告诉了外婆，一气之下，外婆再也不准外爷接他了。

“午托”不算最头疼的，表弟最头疼的事就是念课文，每次念课文，他总紧紧皱着眉头，一个字一个字的迸，就像挤牙膏。前面念完，后面竟不知道念的啥；有时后面的念完，前面内容又忘了。有一天，老师教表弟学习《早发白帝城》，老师教几遍，让他自学。一个小时过去了，表弟却还没读过来。因为我跟表弟是同桌，加上成绩好，老师就把督促表弟的任务交给了我，这真是晴天霹雳啊！我在家里早就领教了他的“嘴上功夫”，唉！真是哑巴吃黄连，有苦说不出啊。然而，“圣旨”难抗。我一接“旨”，立即教表弟。刚开始，他学得挺认真。时间稍过一会儿，思想便开了小差，一会儿上厕所，一会儿拍蚊子。“这样下去得了！”我使出浑身解数，哄，蒙，工夫不负有心人，最后，总算让他背过来了。我高高兴兴就领着表弟接受老师检查，表弟背：“朝辞白帝彩云间，千里江陵一日还”，开头背得挺不赖，我正暗自叫好，不料，他却大出“洋相”。你道为何？他把后两句背成了：“两岸猴子不叫唤，小船已过八宝山。”老师和同学们哄堂大笑，我心里那个气呀，真想上去给他两巴掌。

前几天，上数学课，学习“两位数加法”，超过十的向前一位进一，老师一连讲了三遍，表弟做了十题，错了八题。老师用教鞭教训了表弟三下，再做，十题全对，老师调侃他：“付子敖，不打不行，一打全对，真得感谢这根教鞭。付子敖，你是老师教会的，还是教鞭教会的？！”表弟不假思索：“教鞭教会的！”，老师一连问三遍，他都说是教鞭教会的，同学们笑倒一片。

这就是我的表弟，他的“丑事”多得数不清。如果你还想听，哪天我有空了，坐下来细细讲给你听。今天不能再讲了，再讲就要迟到了。你看看表，就剩两分钟了！好了，好了，再见啊！……（公众号：冯老师为你读书）