有关愚人节的英语作文(汇总20篇)
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+ 加入清单2020年的春节,在所有中国人的心里,注定是一个永生难忘的记忆。新型冠状病毒的肆虐,让辞旧迎新的钟声更加沉重,人们脸上的那一个个口罩,让这个春节倍感冷清。
The Spring Festival in 2020, in the hearts of all Chinese people, is
destined to be a memorable memory forever. The novel coronaviruss raging force
makes the bell ring for the old and new year more heavy, and the mask on
peoples faces makes the Spring Festival feel cold.
这个冬天,梅花依然宁静地开放;这个冬天,蓝天依旧明净如洗;这个冬天的武汉却非常艰难,全国人民却非常艰难。在这特殊的日子里,我们谨遵医嘱,静静地待在家中。我们为武汉忧心忡忡,我们为治愈病例的增多而感到高兴,为武汉的人们牵肠挂肚。
This winter, the plum blossom is still quietly open; this winter, the blue
sky is still bright and clean; this winter, Wuhan is very difficult, but the
people of the whole country are very difficult. On this special day, we would
like to follow the doctor s advice and stay at home quietly. We are worried
about Wuhan, we are happy with the increase of cured cases, and we are worried
about people in Wuhan.
与此同时,有一群人,他们正冲在前方,用自己的平凡之躯为身后的亿万中国人筑起防护的堡垒,他们舍小家为大家,不眠不休,战斗在这场没有硝烟的战场上的最前沿。他们是来自全国各地的最美逆行者,他们是新时代的最美先锋人物,他们是可亲可敬的白衣天使。
At the same time, there are a group of people, they are rushing forward,
using their ordinary bodies to build a fortress for the hundreds of millions of
Chinese people behind them. They leave their small homes for everyone,
sleepless, fighting in the forefront of this battlefield without smoke of
gunpowder. They are the most beautiful rebels from all over the country. They
are the most beautiful pioneers in the new era. They are amiable and respectable
angels in white.
在这群人当中,有一位84岁的老院士,叫钟南山,17年前,这位老院士奋斗在抗非的最前线上,为抗击非典立下了汗马功劳。17年后的今天他临危受命,搭上前往武汉的高铁,再次前往抗击疫情的前线;86岁的董宗祁老教授,他坐在轮椅上,一上午看了30多个病人,他说:“我这辈子,就是为了救人”;73岁的李兰娟教授,知道国家有难,她毫不犹豫前往武汉,坚定地说出她的誓言:“我打算长期待在武汉,与那边的医护人员一起奋斗!”
Among these people, there is an 84 year old academician named Zhong
Nanshan. 17 years ago, the old academician fought in the forefront of anti
Africa and made great contributions to the fight against SARS. 17 years later,
he was ordered to take the high-speed railway to Wuhan and go to the front line
of fighting the epidemic again. Professor Dong zongqi, 86, sat in a wheelchair
and saw more than 30 patients in the morning. He said, "my life is to save
people"; Professor Li Lanjuan, 73, knew that the country was in trouble. She did
not hesitate to go to Wuhan and firmly said her oath: "I intend to stay in Wuhan
for a long time and fight with the medical staff there!"
这世上哪有什么岁月静好,只是因为有人在替我们负重前行罢了,这世上哪有什么天生的英雄,只有因为人们需要,才有人愿意牺牲自己成为英雄。
There is no time in this world that is quiet, just because someone is
carrying the weight for us. There is no natural hero in this world. Only because
people need, can someone be willing to sacrifice themselves to become a
hero.
虽然我不知道他们是谁,但我明白他们是为了谁。他们也许并不富裕,甚至有些贫穷;他们也许并不高大,甚至有些瘦弱;他们也许并不光鲜,甚至有点卑微,他们的形象在我心中是那样模糊,但他们的精神在我心中却是那样鲜明;不计生死,不求回报,默默坚守的他们,守护着健康,保卫着生命。
Although I dont know who they are, I know who they are for. They may not
be rich, or even poor; they may not be tall, or even thin; they may not be
bright, or even a little humble, their image in my heart is so fuzzy, but their
spirit in my heart is so bright; regardless of life and death, do not ask for
return, they stick to silently, guard health, protect life.
普通的我们无法到达正面战场与病毒作战,我们只能做好我们的后勤工作,不出门,少出门,勤洗手,戴口罩,这是为了不给他们添麻烦,祝愿他们平安早日凯旋。
Ordinary we cant reach the front battlefield to fight against the virus.
We can only do our logistical work well, not going out, not going out, washing
hands frequently, wearing masks, so as not to give them trouble, and wish them a
safe and early victory.
彩虹为证,千古不变,我要高歌。为生命喜悦,万物都歌颂你的慈爱,大地诉说你的恩情。
Rainbow as evidence, eternal, I want to sing. For the joy of life, all
things sing of your love, and the earth speaks of your kindness.
致敬白衣天使!
Salute the angel in white!
致敬最美逆行者!
Salute the most beautiful rebel!
致敬抗击疫情的每一个人!
Pay homage to everyone fighting the epidemic!
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April Fools dictionary Has it ever occurred to you that the word "fool" is used in many different and often contradictory ways? The Bible says "speak not in the ears of a fool, for he will despise the wisdom of thy words," but Shakespeare often used "fools" in his plays as vehicles for wisdom and telling the truth.
不要小看Fool,它可是大有学问的吆。《圣经》中有很多关于“愚人”的有趣表达,如:“不要跟傻子说话,他只会鄙夷智者的言论”。在莎翁的戏剧里, Fool也常常出现,但这时的“愚人”可不是傻子而是绝顶聪明的“宫廷小丑”,他拿愚蠢作护身符说出一般人不愿说出的真话,很应了我们汉语中“大智若愚” 的至理名言。
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Enchanting April Fools postcard It is said that early April is the season for yong fish. Not only are they easier to catch, but they are more tender and fresh in early April than in other seasons. Accordingly, the yong fish makes a perfect mascot for April Fools Day. These fish postcards will bring you hours of fun and entertainment. Come on, take a look!
人们说,初春的鱼儿味道最鲜美也最容易上钩,不言而喻,笨笨的鱼儿应是四月愚人节的主角。我们精选了几张独具特色的“鱼儿”明信片,在您玩腻了费尽心思的“愚”人游戏之后,不妨进入我们“特别关注”。
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month.
Everyone knows that Dragon Boat Festival can dragon boat and eat seeds. But
this year, Im not the same.
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seed to eat. At noon, my brother and I took a "healthy bath". Soon I and my
brother were in the water.
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Festival.
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to pay. He felt awkward. At that moment, an old man who was in charge of the
shop smiled and said to the boy that he could give the rest of the money next
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went home, he remembered it all the time. So the next morning, when he passed
the shop, he gave the money without hesitation. Integrity is priceless and
decides who we are.
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On New Year#39;s Eve,our class had a party. The atmosphere was good. It was out of the ordinary from the very begining. The boy student from one bedroom gave an unusual performance. We saw a boy named Li Xinmin turn off all the lights in a sudden snap. Then with three resounding(响亮的) crow of a cock echoing in the hall,the hall was again brightly lit in a snap.
Then,the representative of the bedroom Zhu Guozhang asked us to guess a line of a poem related to the above situation. He added that Li Xinmin alone was born in the year of the dog and the other three were all born in the year of the chicken. They left us all in confusion. And it was our monitor who was quickwitted(机智的). He shouted our, "The day breaks as the cock crows three times at dawn." The hall After that,they had another item. This time Li Xinmin was placed in the middle of the circle. While he was standing there,the other three stood around him,each bowing down to him at an angle of 120 degrees. It was an idiom. This time I got it right:"The dog stands out among a group of chickens."
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time in playing, such as meeting friends, watching TV, searching the Internet,
playing computer games and so on. In addition, I help my mother do some house
work. I can reduce some burden of her and learn to be independent. In short, I
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+ 加入清单1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答:When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答:Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)
答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答:When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答:Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答:Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答:"What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中
愚人节整人笑话
1、你都20多了,有些事情也该让你知道了!天,是用来刮风下雨地;地,是用来长花长草地;我,是用来证明人类是多么伟大地;而你呢,就是用来炖粉条地。
2、公主在城堡沉睡200年后,终于来了位王子。王子俯下身去吻了公主一下,于是魔咒解除。公主醒了过来,害羞地看着王子。王子松了口气说:“祖姑婆您总算醒了!”
3、下班就回家的是穷鬼,9点回家的是酒鬼,11点回家的是色鬼,2-3点回家的是赌鬼,不回家的是野鬼!
4、搞对象不是看对方会为你做什么,而是看对方会为你而改变什么比如我正在追的女孩,已经为我改了三个手机号了……
5、有一天,一个人在沙漠里挖坑。有个过路的人见了,问他挖什么,他说:“我在沙漠里埋了一些钱,现在找不到埋的地方了。” 那人说:“你埋钱的时候应当做个标记呀!”“我做了标记。”“什么标记?”他说:“当时天上的乌云正遮着它。”
6、你长得很抽象!你长得很朦胧!你长得很模糊!你长得很……诡异啊!饶了我吧,我实在描绘不出你的样子,我真没见过鬼。
7、尊敬的用户:您好!因你的手机外型难看,式样过时,已严重影响市容市貌,且阻碍了移动通讯业务的发展,本台决定于10分钟后发射信号摧毁该手机!
8、我说:每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪,大海就是这样形成的。你说:每想我一次你就放一个屁,臭氧层就是这样形成的。愚人节快乐!
9、绅士初次到伦敦,对警察说:“我和妻子各自走失了,要是她经过这里,你可叫她等在这里吗!”警察:“可是我不认识她呀!”绅士:“呀!一点不错!我真没有想到这事,那你叫她不要等了。”
10、祝你做个快乐店小二:没事看看二人转,幸福梅花二度开,聆听美好二重奏,发了工资拿双份,不用做事两头闲,出门潇洒走两步,人人都说,你很二!
11、青年见禅师:女友总是跟我闹分手,希望大师指点。”禅师笑而不语,抓来一只鸡,在鸡腿上缠根线,他一拉线,鸡立即跌倒,鸡挣扎起来继续走,禅师又一拉,鸡又跌倒,如此反复八次之多。
12、一天,我和男友大吵一架,闹得很凶 ,谁也不让谁,我一气之下,用手挠了他胳膊上好几个血道子;他也急眼了,抓起我的手狠狠的按在桌子上;我害怕了,只见他抄起一把指甲刀给我把指甲剪了。。。
13、大学夜里忽然醒来,看到一人影,站在老三的床前晃来晃去。开灯!是隔壁寝室的老六,老六梦游,摸者我们老三的脑袋。嘴里在念叨:“瓜熟了,瓜熟了”。后来我们在也不忘记睡觉锁门了!
14、拔苗助长是荒诞,掩耳盗铃是蛮干;草船借箭是妙算,破釜沉舟是决战;风花雪月是浪漫,舍生取义是奉献;你若继续往下看,你就是一个笨蛋!愚人节快乐!
15、非诚勿扰上,女嘉宾说我负责貌美如花,你负责赚钱养家。男嘉宾说:我能一直赚钱养家,你能一直貌美如花吗?yulu.jb51.net
16、荷包蛋爱上了煎蛋。这天晚上,煎蛋听见荷包蛋在窗外唱:“这是一首煎蛋的小情歌……”
17、沙僧说我有16变!八戒说我有32变!悟空说我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上没见变个电话,人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!
18、紧急提醒:近日恐有龙卷风天色,出门时务必随身携带两个10公斤重的哑铃,以免被暴风卷上西天。体重轻于50公斤者须加倍。
19、这是一首李白的诗,请大声朗读:卧室春绿,握梅又闻花,我只会中第,邀文卧室睡,卧室知春绿。
20、我不迷信,但我坚信愚人节这天诸事不宜。风声雨声读书声,声声属实耳?家事国事天下事,事事须查证!愚人节快到了,祝你愚人成功,且不被人愚。
21、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事“一窝子”都开心快乐。
22、窗前泛起点点亮光,疑是盗贼前来逛逛,忙揉睡眼仔细观望,原是你在月下繁忙,面对此景心中感伤,眼中不免泪水汪汪,发条短信送去心芳,可怜的屎壳螂!
23、一座桥用两根木头搭成,一根高,一根低。有个拐子过桥,高的那根木头正好凑合着他的短腿,因此走起来平稳,就称赞说:“天底 下就数这座桥造得最好。”拐子办完事回来,由于换了方向,一高一低的桥使他特别费力,他生气他说:“这是座天底下造得最糟糕的桥了。”
24、这是我手机能发的最后一条短信了,最后这条最珍贵的我留给了你,因为有句话我一直想对你说,却没有说出口--帮我充值吧!
25、A:“我觉得我们几个也该发散一下思维,创造个吉尼斯记录什么的。”B:“好提议”A:“我砍一棵树,两头削尖,申请世界上最大的牙签记录。”B:“你讲点实用的行不行。”A:“我在地上挖个坑,灌点水,申请世界上最小的湖。”B:“那我干脆在地上刨三个洞,三个手指伸出去,申请世界上最大的保龄球。”
26、中国移动通信用户:近期由于调试网络,如遇您的手机没有信号或无法接通,请您用力将手机往地上摔,尽量使劲摔,反复几次手机即恢复正常。愚人节快乐!
27、难道风真的进了我的眼?难道你真的伤了我的心?我真的哭了耶!怎么会这样?!眼泪止不住地流,更有一种莫明的伤痛——你这个该死的洋葱!
28、说你白痴你还认识字,说你傻瓜你还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!语录大全网
29、曾经有一分真挚的爱,我没有珍惜,失去了才后悔莫及!如果能够再来一次,我会对你说:我爱你。若要选择表白时间,我希望是:愚人节!
30、悟空在花果山开发旅游,悟净也在流沙河养了王八;师傅我写写取经的历程也出书了!大家很牵挂你,托为师带个问候,还好吧八戒。
31、一天咱俩来到一口许愿井旁,我弯下腰许了一个愿还往井里扔个硬币,你也想许愿但你弯腰时不小心翻入井里,我被惊呆了,喃喃自语道:还真灵嘿!
32、“天下熙熙,皆为利来;天下攘攘,皆为名往。”哥们,你牛,“大吉大利”和“臭名昭著”名利双收。愚人节到了,祝开心“愚”乐。
33、有这么一天,豆腐在大街上闲逛,遇见了醋,豆腐就调侃的说:“好大的酸味啊,又去挑拨人家的感情了?”醋一生气就把豆腐给拌了!
34、可怜的手机用户,非常遗憾,由于您确认了此条短信,所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌衣着统一精神饱满队列整齐,正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体……
35、。…作业做了很久,顺手打开收音机,一个温柔的声音传出:“…如果肤色分红,脸上的绒毛细嫩柔软,那么说明很健康…”听到这里,忍不住摸了自己的脸,对镜顾盼,再笑一笑,样子健康可爱。这时,又听播音员说道:“好,听众朋友,这次我们的《养猪知识讲座》就到这里……”
36、人人都赞你帅,可知人家只是说你衰!大家都封你为偶像,可知那仅是呕吐的对象!真不知是因为错手制造了你才制造愚人节,还是因为担心愚人节没人过才制造你!
37、有事的时候,会忙得晕头转向;没事的时候,会闲得无聊;我最喜欢做的事情就是想想你,给你发发短信,因为又一个傻瓜看到我的短信了。
38、做家具的是木材,懂诗词的是秀才,众人想的是钱财,被培养的是人才,女人要的是身材,发消息的是天才,正看短信的是蠢才!
39、愚人节日短信传,到处搞笑声不断。妙笔生花有高招,不知不觉骗上当。愚人心切忙前赶,忽醒细悟已上当。祝友愚节喜欢颜,生活多姿色斑斓。愚人节快乐!
40、给你讲个故事,从前有个笨蛋,他非常笨,别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”,这个故事你听过吗?愚人节整人笑话
41、一种人可以和我生生世世,叫情人;有一种人可以与我血浓于水,叫亲人;还有一种人被我卖了还在帮数钱,例如看短信的你,就叫愚人!祝你节日快乐!
42、在一次辩论中,瓦特激动的说:“我观察了很长时间,发现在盆底加热会使水沸腾而沸腾的水会产生水蒸气。这个水蒸气的力量非常的大!甚至可以推动上面的……”“我没问你这个!”法官打断了瓦特,“我是问,你当时真没发现你爸在澡盆里吗?”
43、晚上,一群同学在学样外面烧烤摊喝酒。喝着喝这,一个同学要去小便,他便跑到不远处的一棵小树边上解决,办完事后却怎么也走不了,就在那儿睡着了。哥几个要走了,发现少一个人,便找了起来,结果在小树边找到了,哇,原来他用皮带把自已与小树绑一块儿啦!
44、有一种缘是百年难见,有一种念是心心相连,有一种情是至死不变,有一种爱是魂绕梦牵,有一种问候发自心田,有一个傻蛋会把信息看完!完了,还看啥!
45、风撩起你的长发,你显得更潇洒!浪花拍打你的脚丫,你显得更无暇!你迎着东方的朝霞,就像一朵海浪花!不是熟人,很难看出你是傻瓜!愚人节快乐!
46、我天天都会向佛祖祈求得到一枝持久盛开的玫瑰花,等到九百九十九朵的时候一起送给你并动情的说:“小样儿,我就不信招来的蜜蜂不蛰你!”
47、经过《深度观察》,我发现我爱上了你!我多想穿越《东方时空》,和你《面对面》,讨个《今日说法》,并《实话实说》的表白:我爱你,cctv!
48、天气预报:今天夜间本地区会下人民币,西北方向有时有支票,局部地区还会有金块!气象部门提醒市民备好大麻袋,准备发财!祝愚人节愉快!
49、我是一棵孤独的树, 千百年来矗立在路旁, 寂寞的等待, 只为有一天当你从我身边走过时, 为你倾倒, 砸不扁你就算白活了。
50、哥们儿,还记得小时候吗?你十分的聪明,别人回答不上来的问题,你总是毫不迟疑地回答上来。记得那次英语课上,老师教我拼写英语单词,我说:“猪是PUG。”别人都不作声,只有你大声地喊了起来:“错了,弄错了,猪不是U,是I,是I!”
篇20:关于生活英语作文初3
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+ 加入清单I was born in the country, my family lived there before I was 6 years old.
Then my parents moved to the city for their work, I had to stay away from my
hometown. Though living in the city brings me a lot of convenience, I eat the
good food, I still miss country life all the time. I love to live in the
country.
Living in the country, the time seems to be very slow. I woke up early in
the morning and then took the walk. After eating the breakfast, it was about 8
o’clock. I went out to play with my friends or went to help my grandparents with
their work. After doing these, it was just 11 o’clock. But in the city, I woke
up at 9 o’clock, and then I ate the breakfast, the rest of the day was to play
computer. How time flies to me.
I get so close to the nature and I find so much fun in the country life. I
always want to live in my hometown. When I have the time, I will go back there
and enjoy the moment.