有关愚人节的英语作文(经典20篇)

Recently, the news about the famous fast food company got bankrupted in

Taiwan was spread in Wechat. While in mainland, less people know about the truth

and the fast food company still works well. Chinese food problem exists all the

time, even the government has made some rules to forbid the illegal business,

still many manufacturers produce bad food for making more profit. The fast food

company doesn’t care about the market in Taiwan. Its spokeman said that their

main market was in mainland, and a lot of people were eating their food. Hearing

this, we surely will be angry. If everybody join the team to refuse to buy their

products, then the fast food company will be kicked out. Only in this way can we

protect our health and benefit.

Fathers Day is on the third Sunday of June. Everyone will express their

love to fathers. In Chinese tradition, the role of father is always described as

a quiet man. Though he doesnt talk much, the way he shows his love can be seen

all the time. Father deserves the applause as mother.

Most peoples impression about a father comes from a classic article they

learned in primary school. The article described a traditional father sent his

son to school at the station. When the boy saw his fathers back, he felt so

touched. The essay has been read by generations and they know a father’s way to

show love.

Unlike the western countries, where people show love by kiss and hug, the

children are educated to show their love openly, Chinese way to show love are

much invisible. Many people feel hard to speak out the word love. For the young

parents, they start to make some change. They express their emotion bravely.

Love needs to be spoken out. We should let our parents to know we love them

every day.

People always say in one life, they can’t be sailing plainly, it means

people will meet all kinds of difficulties and they are easy to feel frustrated,

the one who gets over frustration, the one who becomes successful. When we meet

difficulties, we must learn to face it in the optimistic way, so we can see the

hope and have the faith to move on. The difficult moment is just the small

interlude of our lives. As the saying that failure is the mother of success, so

we need to learn lessons from failure and then when the time comes, we will get

successful. Facing frustration is unavoidable, if we can handle it well, we will

win.

Seasons have colors. What are the four seasons colors like?

Spring is green. When spring comes, trees begin to bud and grass begin to

grow. It is really a green world, and it is also the color of hope.What about

summer? When I look at flowers of almost all kinds in blossom, I know that the

color of summer is red.Compared with summer, autumn is totally different color,

especially in the north of our country. The rice in the fields and fruits on the

branches are the signals of autumn. It is the color filled with ripeness. Gold

is the symbol of harvest.Winter is the world of snow. Therefore, white is the

color of winter.

Seasons have colors and the changing of the four seasons makes the land

colorful and energetic.

在国庆假期里，最快乐的事就是妈妈带我去动物园游玩。

动物园里的动物可多了，有会喷水的大象，有活泼调皮的猴子，有高贵漂亮的长颈鹿……最凶猛的狮子、老虎和大狗熊是圈养在虎山的，我和妈妈是坐着缆车观看的，坐在缆车里往下看，我刚好看到有一头黄色的大狮子正在张着那血盆大口吼叫，声音大得像打雷，我的心紧张极了，不由得握紧妈妈的手。

在百鸟园里，我见到了好多鸟，不过大部分我都不认识。我们看了鸟艺表演，观看了鹦鹉说话、鸽子识字等节目。最有趣的要数乌鸦拉车子了。一只黑黑的乌鸦拉了一只雪白雪白的鸽子，到了目的地，鸽子却不付钱，乌鸦气呼呼地把车子推翻在地，逗得观众哈哈大笑。

这里好看好玩的可多啦，说也说不完，真让人流连忘返!

In the National Day holiday, the happiest thing is that my mother took me to the zoo to play.

Zoo animals can be more, there will be sprayed elephants, lively naughty monkeys, there are noble and beautiful giraffe ... ... the most ferocious lions, tigers and big bears are captive in the hills, and my mother is sitting Watching the cable car, sitting in the cable car down to see, I just saw a big yellow lion is hanging that blood pool big mouth roar, the sound is like a thunder, my heart is very nervous, could not help but clenched my mothers hand.

In the bird park, I saw a lot of birds, but most of the I do not know. We watched the bird show, watched the parrot to speak, pigeon literacy and other programs. The most interesting to the number of crow pull the car. A black crow pulled a snowy white pigeon, to the destination, the pigeons did not pay, the crows to the car overturned to the ground, amused the audience laughed.

There are so nice to play more friends, that can not finish, really let people forget!

Generally speaking, life in high school is busy and fulfilling, due to the

ultimate goal---College Entrance Examination. Many people say that there is no

fun left but bored study and endless exercises. However, as a high school

student, I can’t agree with them. Personally, I live a fruitful but happy life

in high school. It can’t be denied that study is my priority that I must spend

most of my time and energy on it. Sometimes, study may make me frustrated or

even drive me crazy, but I still can adjust my mood to enjoy my life. Besides, I

can also get a sense of achievement when I do well in my study or make progress.

The most important is that my friends bring much happiness to me and my parents’

care inspires me to go on. I think friends in high school are my best friend

forever, because they know me a lot and witness all of my emotions. They are the

persons who grow with me. In addition, teachers in high school care much about

our students both in study and life, and classmates are always friendly to each

other. We build deep friendship together. All of these make up my fruitful life

in high school, which I will cherish forever.

Panda is our country’s treasure, we should protect it. nowadays, we see

from the TV that panda is less than before, it is not only because of the damage

of the environment, but also the weakness of the panda. Everybody loves panda,

it is so lovely, a panda has two black eyes, it is very lazy, it likes sleeping

all the time. When we see its round body shape, we can’t help loving them. In

order to see the lovely animal, we need to protect them. We must protect the

environment, like not to throw the rubbish away, not to cut down the trees. We

condemn such behavior that killing the animals. Protecting the animals is

everybody’s job.

Low carbon life is popular nowadays. Its aim is to reduce the energy in our

daily life, especially reduce the emissions of carbon dioxide. It is well-known

that the air pollution is more and more serious. So we should do something to

protect our earth.

Firstly,we should take more bus instead of driving cars. As people’s living

standard has improved, there are more and more people driving private cars. This

phenomenon is one of the causes for air pollution. Because its gas will produce

lots of carbon dioxide, which may enventually lead to air pollution. Secondly,

when we leave our house or classroom, we would better turn of the lights, fans

or airconditioning.

To make our unique earth better, we should appeal people to live a low

carbon life. It is also will be the main trends in the future. Let’s do

something for our mother earth.

I like reading very much during summer vacation. Let me tell you something

about my reading.

One day, I just finished my meal and went to the front of the bookshelf to

look for the books I wanted to read. My eyes are on the famous little woman. I

couldnt help but pull the book out of the shelf. Sit on the bed and look with

interest. What a wonderful book! I am like the scene in the book of dragon road:

I am happy for the little hero when he receives the gift; I am sad for the

little hero when his canary dies.

Time passed by minute by second. Unconsciously, I have been reading for

three hours, and my eyes begin to ache, but I am still reading there, until five

hours, my eyes are willing to strike.

Since I started my major in the tea culture of ChinaI have been deeply

impressed by its sophistication and beauty.I would like to share some

fascinating aspects of the tea culture of China.

In a country with the history of five thousand yearsthe Chinese tea

drinking habit dated back to the Tang Dynasty (618-907AD).It became a national

tradition and led to development of a delicate tea drinking ritual.Over the

centuriespoets and artists in China wrote many marvelous masterpiecesin

appreciation of tea and Chinese people’s constant love of tea drinking .One of

the best-known writers is Lu Yuwho was regarded as the “Tea Sage ” for he

composed the first book on tea.In his classic bookhe detailed his studies of

teasuch as the origin of teatea toolstea pickingtea cookingtea ceremony and

well-known areas where tea was grown.And the valuable knowledge he recorded has

laid foundation for modern tea culture development.

based on ways in which tea leaves are processedthere are five distinct

types of tea.They are as follow:the green teathe black teathe Wulong teathe

compressed tea and the scented tea.Among themmay foreigners are familiar with

the green tea.The Longjing teaof the green typehas a reputation.

People’s whole life is not too long or too short. They have experienced

many things in their life journey, such as, success, fail, happy, sad, and

excited and so on. What about dreams? Some people think that they have so many

things to deal with in the limit time. How can they spend time for dream? It is

a waste of time. However, some people regard dreams are as important as their

life. People can’t live without dream. In my opinion, I agree with the latter

idea.

First of all, dreams provide life motivation for human beings. If a person

has a dream, he will try his best to take every chance to reach it. Even though

he will meet many difficulties on the way, even has to give up, but he will

renerve in the end. It is because he has dreams, and he has the desire to see

the day his dream come true. So no matter what obstacle he meets, he has the

motivation to overcome. This is the power of dreams.

In addition, life without dreams is meaningless. We often see that when

someone talks about his dream, his face is full of smile. It is because dreams

give him hope and fun. No matter the dream is easy to make it or not, when the

people think of it, they will have the beautiful vision to fight for. But if a

person who don’t have a dream, he would not know what he should do and can do.

His life is confused and meaningless.

In a word, dreams look like the lighthouse in the ocean. It gives people

motivation and the meaning of their journey. It is so significant that everyone

needs dreams.

Aducation is not an end, but a means to an end. In other words, we do not

educate children only for educating them. Our purpose is to fit them for

life.

In some modern countries it has been fashionable to think that free

education for all can solve all the problems of society and build a perfect

nation. But we can already see that free education for all is not enough.We find

in such countries a far larger number of people with university degrees refusing

to do what they think is "low"work, and. in fact, working with ones hands is

thought to be dirty and shameful in such countries.

But we have only to think a moment to understand that the work of a

completely uneducated farmer is far more important than that of a professor~ we

can live without education,but we die if we have no food. If no one cleaned our

streets and took the rubbish away from our houses, we should get terrible

diseases in our towns.

In fact, when we say that all of us must be educated to fit us for life, it

means that we must be educated in such a way that, firstly, each of us can do

whatever work is suited to his brains and ability and, secondly, that we can

realize that all jobs are necessary to society, and that it is very bad to be

ashamed of ones work. Only such a type of education can be considered valuable

to society.

The great writer gorky once said: "books are the ladder of human progress."

"He spoke such a truth: actually the human to hard climbing, climbing a ladder

of books. The books are made of ladder above, is a resplendent and magnificent

palace of knowledge, therefore, we must try to climb, to learn from.

Human knowledge to create wealth, as the vast ocean, extensive and

profound. People often think of elementary school, middle school and university

studies described as the "everybody" on climbing, in the "university" swim in.

So, we should read more books and books to purify the mind, in the book

knowledge to enrich themselves.

In our life, if always too passively reading, tend to be less than the

pleasure of reading. With a scholarly paper, open a little tenderness, and then

quietly looked at the text as time moves slip from your eyes... At this time,

you will feel that reading is a matter of how to make people happy! Reading is a

kind of mood, the elegant comfortable is the best psychological reagent. Go to

the reading, you will have more found.

On national day, I, mother, Pan Luyao, and Sun Yichao to play in Jinhua. We

went to dream Valley, also went to the underground river, to a lot of places,

there can be a lot of fun, until October 5th, we go home to be reluctant to

part, that night at home have 10 points. I bought a lot of gifts, Pan Luyao, Sun

Yichao, father, brother and mother. October 1st is mothers birthday, I wish the

motherland mother happy birthday!

Is Chinas fine tradition, respect from as early as the western zhou dynasty, 11th century BC is put forward the "father" disciple division, respect the same as.

Teachers day, just aimed at certain teachers have greatly contributed to the success of the cause of education. In 1985, the sixth session of the 9th meeting of the standing committee of the National Peoples Congress agreed to the state council on establishing teachers day, the meeting decided to each year on September 10 as teachers day. On September 10, 1985, is Chinas first teachers day. Starting from xx years, then the CPPCC national committee of the humanities is a famous scholar li, in the form of proposal, repeatedly called for Confucius birthday as teachers day. Measured by the authoritative department study, Confucius was born on September 28, 551 BC (Gregorian calendar), the day also therefore timely: busy at the beginning of the new school year is over, can have time for teachers day and National Day.

教师节高一英语作文100字三

The annual Teachers Day is coming, we are quick to say goodbye to the first grade two grade. In this special time, I have many words to say to the teacher liu. On the platform, leaving you to lecture the sweat of our hard work, outside the classroom, all over you to our care discourse. Teacher, teacher, your life is a fire, your life is a song, your career is a poem. Here I wish all the teachers happy Teachers Day!

愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，小编收集了2017年愚人节英语祝福语大全，欢迎阅读。

1. Because of you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?

2. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!

3. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

4. Notice: April Fools Day approaching on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!

通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

5. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it was obscured by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart but held; you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the face of first the......

你是我心中的太阳可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦娥降临人间可惜脸先着地了……

6. in my eyes you will always be looked so carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep. I really envy you ah sometimes think do a pig is also very good.

在我眼里你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑吃饭永远是津津有味睡觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊有时想想做一只猪也挺好的。

7. my mother and I said I like you I want you to accompany me day and night. You know through this period of time I found that I cant be without you now. But my mother refused she said: "the family is not allowed to raise pigs"

我和我妈妈说了我很喜欢你想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯她说:“家里不准养猪”

8. After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking quit immediately eat two fruits three ring relaxed belt the four immediately quit drinking Wujiebaibu walk bathe immediately quit six seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?

9. If you look ugly call 0 if you build well call 120 if you temper bad call if you feel beautiful call my cell phone and elaborated……

如果你长得难看，请打0;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……

10. Because you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah?

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

11. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以——拍你用它最合适!

12. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

13. Shaceng said: I have 1 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 2 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment you change a phone call I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day!

沙僧说：我有1变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有2变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

14. an urgent reminder: look at your left and then look at your right. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are: holding a mobile phone look around.紧急提醒:看看你的左边再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

15. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: dont walk a dog!

想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来;想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然;想和你去飘流却到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街却得到警cha拒绝他说:不许遛狗!

16. the first sight to see you I said to myself: you are my life to strive for the goal I want to pursue you I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you.........

第一眼见到你我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标我要追求你我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………人民币!

17. do you have a TV? Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building collapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated!

你那里有电视吗?快看CCTV1美国白宫被炸了整栋楼全塌了警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿1人死亡32人受伤人失落。。。1人受骗!

18. do not move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal station in the middle hey! Said is you but also installed to see the phone!

不许动!抢劫!全部举起手来!男的站左边女的站右边反常的站中间哎!说的就是你还装着看手机!

19. your quality such as plum general staunch; my character like a glacier and refined; you have admirable connotation; you have let people dump of cool; and we respectfully call you "Meichuan underpants was"!

你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;你有令人折服的内涵;你有让人倾倒的酷;于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!祝福语大全

20. yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard.

昨天我梦见你了真的天空是那么明静阳光是那么明媚大海是那么一望无垠你站在蔚蓝的海边我拿小棍一捅你嘿这小王八壳还挺硬!

21. the day I saw you in the supermarket! You secretly reached barcode scanner and the screen display: yuan pigs trotters. Do you think the machine is broken and leaned over to look at the screen display PigHead meat yuan!

那天我看见你了在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上只见屏幕显示:猪蹄元。你认为机器坏了把脸凑过去看屏幕显示猪头肉元!

22. It is just a gust of wind worth mentioning but why is so eternal just a dream why is so real you do not bow to the phrase but I can not calm I finally couldnt help to say to you: next time you fart say!

仅仅是一阵风也罢了偏偏是这样永恒仅仅是一场梦也罢了偏偏是如斯真实你低头不语我却难以平静我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时说一声!

23. In my eyes you will always be looked carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know Oh! Sometimes think as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

Dear mother:

Hello

Dear mother, you have given me life, and my body has run through your

blood. It is your milk, heart, blood, tears and sweat that have become the

greatest liquid of human life and have nurtured me. It is you who feed me from a

hungry child to a primary school student.

Dear mother, there are many kinds of love in the world, but maternal love

is the most selfless, sincere, broadest and most merciful. When praising the

affection of human beings, you are the eternal theme. When you sing the sincere

love of the world, your love is called the first love in the world. Selfless is

your character, dedication is your feelings. You are the embodiment of goodness.

You are a symbol of greatness. Everything beautiful in women is condensed in

your image.

My dear mother, though the hardships of life have made your hands rough,

however, these hands are still so gentle, it always soothes my heart and gives

me infinite comfort; although the heavy work makes your head white hair, but the

body is still like the wing, caring for me all the time. The hard work of hard

work makes your face wrinkle. However, the face is still so kind. It teaches me

the true meaning of life and gives me confidence and strength at all times.

My dear mother, you are the resting place for your daughter. You are the

harbor for your daughter to escape from the wind. With you, our home will be

peaceful and warm. With you, our family will be happy and happy.

Dear mother, your great love is the greatest and selfless, your love in the

heart of the daughter turned from the bottom of the heart from the bottom of the

heart out - only the mother is good, the mother of the child like a treasure,

into the mothers embrace can not enjoy happiness.

时光飞逝，短暂而又愉快的假期生活已经结束了。接下来我所面临的是紧张而又愉快的新学期的教育教学生活。为把新学期的教育教学工作做好，特此作如下教学计划：

一、指导思想。

坚持马列主义，毛泽东思想。高举邓小平理论伟大旗帜，认真学习教育理论，贯彻“三个代表”重要指导思想，积极响应和贯彻素质教育钻研素质教育的实质。“减负”的内在，并以此指导自己的教育教学工作，遵循教育教学规律，紧扣大纲，把我教学层次，不断提高自己的业务水平。

二、基本情况。

这一学期，我继续担任初一(1，2)班的英语教学工作。这两个班级，每班各有学生三十五人左右，但是，基础却不尽人意。初一.1班的学生基础还可以，但是2班的基础却相差很远，学生基础参差不齐，两极分化严重，没有学习的兴趣。因此，教学工作开展的相当困难。

三、教材特点。

初中英语第一册(下)主要介绍了日常生活的交际用语以及一些西方国家的文化背景和风俗习惯，教材通俗易懂，旨在使初一级学生基本能用英语进行简单的交流。

四、教学目标。

力争在期末考试中优秀率打到30%左右，及格率达到60%左右。缩小学生间的差距。为下一学期的英语教育教学工作打下以良好的基础。

五、具体措施。

1、每天背诵课文中的对话。目的：要求学生背诵并默写，培养语感。

2、每天记5个生词，2个常用句子或习语。实施：利用“互测及教师抽查”及时检查，保证效果并坚持下去。

3、认真贯彻晨读制度：规定晨读内容，加强监督，保证晨读效果。

4、坚持日测、周测、月测的形成性评价制度：对英语学习实行量化制度，每日、每周、每月都要给学生检验自己努力成果的机会，让进步的同学体会到成就感，让落后的同学找出差距，感受压力。由此在班里形成浓厚的学习氛围，培养学生健康向上的人格和竞争意识。

5、对后进生进行专门辅导，布置单独的作业，让他们在小进步、小转变中体味学习的快乐，树立学习的自信，尽快成长起来。

6、关注学生的情感，营造宽松、民主、和谐的教学氛围。

7、实施"任务型"的教学途径，培养学生综合语言运用能力。

8、在教学中根据目标并结合教学内容，创造性地设计贴近学生实际的教学活动，吸引和组织他们积极参与。学生通过思考、调查、讨论、交流和合作等方式，学习和使用英语，完成学习任务。

9、加强对学生学习策略的指导，为他们终身学习奠定基础。

10、认真钻研教材，备好，上好每一节课，向45分钟要质量。

总之，新的学期已经开始了，我要以上一学期的基础为起点，树立信心，全身心的投入到新学期的教育教学工作中去。争取在新的一年里，把教育教学工作推向一新的层次。

Many traditional arts are losing nowadays, because some of them have been

replaced by the new machines and the scientific products. I feel so sorry about

the losing arts, in my opinion, they are so classic and their charm will never

fade away. Take my grandma for example. She is good at paper-cut which was

inherited from her mother. But when comes to my mother’s generation, paper-cut

seems to be kicked out, there are less people need it, so my mother doesn’t

learn this skill. The paper-cut art is losing in my family. When I found my

grandma had this skill, I was so surprised and curious about it. I asked my

grandma to teach me this skill. During the process, I found this art was so

great, I was attracted by it. Some traditional arts like paper-cup should be

kept.

Speaking of reading, many people are excited because reading brings them

both knowledge and entertainment. By reading, we can learn lots of information

and know our history. But for some people, reading is not their priority. They

will choose to watch movies to have fun. However, I think people can benefit a

lot by reading.

First of all, reading can let us know what have happened in history. Since

history is recorded in books, if we read books, then we can not only what have

happened in history but also we can better understand the great figures of the

age.

Secondly, reading can enrich our knowledge. By reading, we can know

different kinds of things, how things happen and how to avoid bad things from

happening. Books record a wide range of things about life. Through reading, we

can know various aspects of life.

Thirdly, reading teaches us skills. There are so many books about how to

learn a certain language, how to get a good job, how to become popular in your

circle, how to cook and so on. Thus, these kinds of books can make us more

skillful if we do a certain thing.

All in all, we can find lots of benefits through reading.

1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

5.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)

答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答："What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中

愚人节整人笑话

1、你都20多了，有些事情也该让你知道了!天，是用来刮风下雨地;地，是用来长花长草地;我，是用来证明人类是多么伟大地;而你呢，就是用来炖粉条地。

2、公主在城堡沉睡200年后，终于来了位王子。王子俯下身去吻了公主一下，于是魔咒解除。公主醒了过来，害羞地看着王子。王子松了口气说：“祖姑婆您总算醒了!”

3、下班就回家的是穷鬼，9点回家的是酒鬼，11点回家的是色鬼，2-3点回家的是赌鬼，不回家的是野鬼!

4、搞对象不是看对方会为你做什么，而是看对方会为你而改变什么比如我正在追的女孩，已经为我改了三个手机号了……

5、有一天，一个人在沙漠里挖坑。有个过路的人见了，问他挖什么，他说：“我在沙漠里埋了一些钱，现在找不到埋的地方了。” 那人说：“你埋钱的时候应当做个标记呀!”“我做了标记。”“什么标记?”他说：“当时天上的乌云正遮着它。”

6、你长得很抽象!你长得很朦胧!你长得很模糊!你长得很……诡异啊!饶了我吧，我实在描绘不出你的样子，我真没见过鬼。

7、尊敬的用户：您好!因你的手机外型难看，式样过时，已严重影响市容市貌，且阻碍了移动通讯业务的发展，本台决定于10分钟后发射信号摧毁该手机!

8、我说：每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪，大海就是这样形成的。你说：每想我一次你就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。愚人节快乐!

9、绅士初次到伦敦，对警察说：“我和妻子各自走失了，要是她经过这里，你可叫她等在这里吗!”警察：“可是我不认识她呀!”绅士：“呀!一点不错!我真没有想到这事，那你叫她不要等了。”

10、祝你做个快乐店小二：没事看看二人转，幸福梅花二度开，聆听美好二重奏，发了工资拿双份，不用做事两头闲，出门潇洒走两步，人人都说，你很二!

11、青年见禅师：女友总是跟我闹分手，希望大师指点。”禅师笑而不语，抓来一只鸡，在鸡腿上缠根线，他一拉线，鸡立即跌倒，鸡挣扎起来继续走，禅师又一拉，鸡又跌倒，如此反复八次之多。

12、一天，我和男友大吵一架，闹得很凶 ，谁也不让谁，我一气之下，用手挠了他胳膊上好几个血道子;他也急眼了，抓起我的手狠狠的按在桌子上;我害怕了，只见他抄起一把指甲刀给我把指甲剪了。。。

13、大学夜里忽然醒来，看到一人影，站在老三的床前晃来晃去。开灯!是隔壁寝室的老六，老六梦游，摸者我们老三的脑袋。嘴里在念叨：“瓜熟了，瓜熟了”。后来我们在也不忘记睡觉锁门了!

14、拔苗助长是荒诞，掩耳盗铃是蛮干;草船借箭是妙算，破釜沉舟是决战;风花雪月是浪漫，舍生取义是奉献;你若继续往下看，你就是一个笨蛋!愚人节快乐!

15、非诚勿扰上，女嘉宾说我负责貌美如花，你负责赚钱养家。男嘉宾说：我能一直赚钱养家，你能一直貌美如花吗?yulu.jb51.net

16、荷包蛋爱上了煎蛋。这天晚上，煎蛋听见荷包蛋在窗外唱：“这是一首煎蛋的小情歌……”

17、沙僧说我有16变!八戒说我有32变!悟空说我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上没见变个电话，人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

18、紧急提醒：近日恐有龙卷风天色，出门时务必随身携带两个10公斤重的哑铃，以免被暴风卷上西天。体重轻于50公斤者须加倍。

19、这是一首李白的诗，请大声朗读：卧室春绿，握梅又闻花，我只会中第，邀文卧室睡，卧室知春绿。

20、我不迷信，但我坚信愚人节这天诸事不宜。风声雨声读书声，声声属实耳?家事国事天下事，事事须查证!愚人节快到了，祝你愚人成功，且不被人愚。

21、住的很蜗居，活的很窝囊，生的很窝火，长得似窝瓜，吃的是窝头，愚人节到了，祝你和你的同事“一窝子”都开心快乐。

22、窗前泛起点点亮光，疑是盗贼前来逛逛，忙揉睡眼仔细观望，原是你在月下繁忙，面对此景心中感伤，眼中不免泪水汪汪，发条短信送去心芳，可怜的屎壳螂!

23、一座桥用两根木头搭成，一根高，一根低。有个拐子过桥，高的那根木头正好凑合着他的短腿，因此走起来平稳，就称赞说：“天底 下就数这座桥造得最好。”拐子办完事回来，由于换了方向，一高一低的桥使他特别费力，他生气他说：“这是座天底下造得最糟糕的桥了。”

24、这是我手机能发的最后一条短信了，最后这条最珍贵的我留给了你，因为有句话我一直想对你说，却没有说出口--帮我充值吧!

25、A：“我觉得我们几个也该发散一下思维，创造个吉尼斯记录什么的。”B：“好提议”A：“我砍一棵树，两头削尖，申请世界上最大的牙签记录。”B：“你讲点实用的行不行。”A：“我在地上挖个坑，灌点水，申请世界上最小的湖。”B：“那我干脆在地上刨三个洞，三个手指伸出去，申请世界上最大的保龄球。”

26、中国移动通信用户：近期由于调试网络，如遇您的手机没有信号或无法接通，请您用力将手机往地上摔，尽量使劲摔，反复几次手机即恢复正常。愚人节快乐!

27、难道风真的进了我的眼?难道你真的伤了我的心?我真的哭了耶!怎么会这样?!眼泪止不住地流，更有一种莫明的伤痛——你这个该死的洋葱!

28、说你白痴你还认识字，说你傻瓜你还知道生气，说你笨蛋你还知道回短信，说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!语录大全网

29、曾经有一分真挚的爱，我没有珍惜，失去了才后悔莫及!如果能够再来一次，我会对你说：我爱你。若要选择表白时间，我希望是：愚人节!

30、悟空在花果山开发旅游，悟净也在流沙河养了王八;师傅我写写取经的历程也出书了!大家很牵挂你，托为师带个问候，还好吧八戒。

31、一天咱俩来到一口许愿井旁，我弯下腰许了一个愿还往井里扔个硬币，你也想许愿但你弯腰时不小心翻入井里，我被惊呆了，喃喃自语道：还真灵嘿!

32、“天下熙熙，皆为利来;天下攘攘，皆为名往。”哥们，你牛，“大吉大利”和“臭名昭著”名利双收。愚人节到了，祝开心“愚”乐。

33、有这么一天，豆腐在大街上闲逛，遇见了醋，豆腐就调侃的说：“好大的酸味啊，又去挑拨人家的感情了?”醋一生气就把豆腐给拌了!

34、可怜的手机用户，非常遗憾，由于您确认了此条短信，所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌衣着统一精神饱满队列整齐，正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体……

35、。…作业做了很久，顺手打开收音机，一个温柔的声音传出：“…如果肤色分红，脸上的绒毛细嫩柔软，那么说明很健康…”听到这里，忍不住摸了自己的脸，对镜顾盼，再笑一笑，样子健康可爱。这时，又听播音员说道：“好，听众朋友，这次我们的《养猪知识讲座》就到这里……”

36、人人都赞你帅，可知人家只是说你衰!大家都封你为偶像，可知那仅是呕吐的对象!真不知是因为错手制造了你才制造愚人节，还是因为担心愚人节没人过才制造你!

37、有事的时候，会忙得晕头转向;没事的时候，会闲得无聊;我最喜欢做的事情就是想想你，给你发发短信，因为又一个傻瓜看到我的短信了。

38、做家具的是木材，懂诗词的是秀才，众人想的是钱财，被培养的是人才，女人要的是身材，发消息的是天才，正看短信的是蠢才!

39、愚人节日短信传，到处搞笑声不断。妙笔生花有高招，不知不觉骗上当。愚人心切忙前赶，忽醒细悟已上当。祝友愚节喜欢颜，生活多姿色斑斓。愚人节快乐!

40、给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”，这个故事你听过吗?愚人节整人笑话

41、一种人可以和我生生世世，叫情人;有一种人可以与我血浓于水，叫亲人;还有一种人被我卖了还在帮数钱，例如看短信的你，就叫愚人!祝你节日快乐!

42、在一次辩论中，瓦特激动的说：“我观察了很长时间，发现在盆底加热会使水沸腾而沸腾的水会产生水蒸气。这个水蒸气的力量非常的大!甚至可以推动上面的……”“我没问你这个!”法官打断了瓦特，“我是问，你当时真没发现你爸在澡盆里吗?”

43、晚上，一群同学在学样外面烧烤摊喝酒。喝着喝这，一个同学要去小便，他便跑到不远处的一棵小树边上解决，办完事后却怎么也走不了，就在那儿睡着了。哥几个要走了，发现少一个人，便找了起来，结果在小树边找到了，哇，原来他用皮带把自已与小树绑一块儿啦!

44、有一种缘是百年难见，有一种念是心心相连，有一种情是至死不变，有一种爱是魂绕梦牵，有一种问候发自心田，有一个傻蛋会把信息看完!完了，还看啥!

45、风撩起你的长发，你显得更潇洒!浪花拍打你的脚丫，你显得更无暇!你迎着东方的朝霞，就像一朵海浪花!不是熟人，很难看出你是傻瓜!愚人节快乐!

46、我天天都会向佛祖祈求得到一枝持久盛开的玫瑰花，等到九百九十九朵的时候一起送给你并动情的说：“小样儿，我就不信招来的蜜蜂不蛰你!”

47、经过《深度观察》，我发现我爱上了你!我多想穿越《东方时空》，和你《面对面》，讨个《今日说法》，并《实话实说》的表白：我爱你，cctv!

48、天气预报：今天夜间本地区会下人民币，西北方向有时有支票，局部地区还会有金块!气象部门提醒市民备好大麻袋，准备发财!祝愚人节愉快!

49、我是一棵孤独的树， 千百年来矗立在路旁， 寂寞的等待， 只为有一天当你从我身边走过时， 为你倾倒， 砸不扁你就算白活了。

50、哥们儿，还记得小时候吗?你十分的聪明，别人回答不上来的问题，你总是毫不迟疑地回答上来。记得那次英语课上，老师教我拼写英语单词，我说：“猪是PUG。”别人都不作声，只有你大声地喊了起来：“错了，弄错了，猪不是U，是I，是I!”