有关愚人节的英语作文精选20篇

Today I am very happy, because today is not only "38" womens day, but also

my mothers birthday.

Early in the morning I thought, what to do for my mother? I thought to

myself, I didnt think of a way, so I went to ask dad. Dad said, "you can make

her a card or do something for her." So I decided to make her a card. I took out

a small piece of cardboard and wrote, "happy holidays and good health." Well, I

put the CARDS in my room.

I went out to help my mother mop the floor, my mother said in surprise:

"you dont even touch the housework, how do you have to mop the floor today?"

Ill just mop the floor and not answer mom. At noon, I put the CARDS in my

mothers room, and my mother said to me, "what are you doing in the room?" I

smiled at my mother and said, "its a secret."

At night, I said to my mother, "happy birthday to you, and I wish you a

happy holiday." Mother said: "today is my birthday I remember, today is what

holiday?" I opened my eyes to my mother and said, "today is march eighth

international womens day! Dont you remember? "I thought you knew it was for

you," I said to my mother. My mother took the card and looked at it, moved to

tears.

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, I am happy! I want to know how I had the Dragon Boat Festival? If you want to know, come with me.

In the morning, we got up early. As soon as I came out of the room, I smelled a delicious smell. When I came to the kitchen, I saw that grandma was cooking my favorite meat dumpling. Grandma cooked the zongzi, and I ate two meat dumplings at the same time.

After eating the meat dumplings, and mother taking me shopping, I got two very beautiful silver bracelets, a beautiful necklace and a nice little sachet.

Having bought something, we came to the grandmothers house to eat the cake bin. Let me teach you to make a cake canister! First, take the skin of the pie, then put the main raw material on the top, then put some vegetables on it, so that it can be rolled up. The last step is to pour the broth into the mouth of the pie tube.

The Dragon Boat Festival is really interesting!

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drawbacks to___________(缺点)For instance，it can bring

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4月1日那天下午,我们的何老师一进教室就说:"同学们,告诉你们一个好消息,明天下午我们去黄山去春游!我们一听,一蹦三尺高!可是一会儿,有的同学却说:"我不信!老师笑着说:"你不信算了!

April 1st afternoon, our Teacher He into the classroom and said: "the classmates, tell you a good news, we go to Mount Huangshan tomorrow afternoon outing! we heard, jumped three feet high! But while, some students said:" I dont believe it! "The teacher said with a smile:" you dont the letter! "

接着,我们全班的同学都吵吵闹闹,有的问老师;"老师,我们坐什么车过去?"我们什么时候回来?......老师一一都回答了.可还好有的同学还是不相信,老师说;等伙范老师会说的.我们听了,都相信了.

Then, we the class the students are noisy, some asked the teacher; "the teacher, we take what car past?" "what time will you come back? ... The teacher one one answered. But fortunately, some students still dont believe it, the teacher said; and other group of fan teachers would say." we listened to, believe.

下课了,范老师没来,章老师来布置作业.布置好了后,正准备走,陈慧婕和章和夫都围上去问老师,我们也去问,可章老师却莫名其妙地问:"什么去黄山旅游哦?我们一听,变不约而同的说:"是何老师说的!老师说:"他可能是骗你们的!我们一听,嘴巴张的大大的然后就讨论起来.忽然,章和夫高兴得说:"我知到了,今天是愚人节!

After class, teacher fan doesnt come in, teacher Zhang to homework. Ready, is ready to go, Chen Huijie and Zhang and her husband are surrounding them to ask the teacher, we have to ask, can be rather baffling chapter but the teacher asked: "what travel to Mount Huangshan oh? we heard, change invariably say:" is Teacher He said! "The teacher said:" he may cheat you! we heard, mouth open and then discuss. Suddenly, chapter and the husband was too happy to say: "I know, today is April Fools Day!"

哦!原来今天是愚人节啊!

Oh! This is the fools day ah!

Tom is my best friend. Who is he? He is a dog. He is a special dog. My

father give him to me at my 10 year birthday. The moment I saw him, I love him.

His fur is white. He is very lovely. He knows how to make me happy. Everyday

when I come back from school, I will play with him. He is also smart. He will

drag my quilt if I sleep late. Besides, if my clock doesn’t alarm in the

morning, he will bark at me. See, he is so clever that I couldnt help loving

him.

My Low-carbon Life

The environmental pollution is worse and worsetoday. Many trees are cut down, and water and air are polluted. As a student Itry to have a low-carbon life to save energy and reduce pollution.

Firstly, I often walk to school. It can reduceair pollution. Secondly, I always turn off the lights and fans when leaving theclassroom. Thirdly, I always make full use of paper and other school things andnever waste water.

I wish more students to join me and make theearth more and more beautiful.

The lucky baby first time declares a position MV Austria transported the

subject music " 2008 " the MV real-life scenery photography to the day before

yesterday evening officially in 81 factories open machine, this section of MV

first time used the lucky baby image in the image photography. "2008 " composes

music, the great light by the famous composer Artemisia stelleriana auspicious

light arranges the tune, combines " the classical fashion " by the Western happy

7 people the performance, MV New Years Day the bilingual party always directs

Luo by 2006 great directs and first time uses in this party, on December 31st

the evening in central 3 set,central 9 set, Yang regards the Spanish French

frequency channel first time meets with everywhere audiences.

According to directs Luo Wei introduces, entire MV except that " the

classical fashion " in the combination 7 individual performances images, other

parts all will use the three dimensional animation manufacture, the lucky baby

defer to Austria transport conduct the city the order, will fly in turn Athens

Wei Cheng, the ancient Egyptian pyramid, the French 埃菲尔 iron tower, Australias

Sydney opera house, the Japanese Mount Fuji, the American free goddess picture,

Russias Kremlin, finally will come to the Beijing Temple of Heaven. " Classical

fashion " when combination performance uses the cello, the violin, the flute and

so on 3 kind of musical instruments also all can " use " by the lucky baby.

Nowadays, environmental pollution is very common. Resource waste is also

seen everywhere. In order to protect the environment, to protect our earth, we

need to live a low-carbon life. I usually go to school on foot, sometimes by

bike. If I need to go to the other city, I will choose the public transportation

and not ask my parents drive me there. If I am the last one to leave classroom

or home, I will make sure all the lights are off. I always will save the water

after washing clothes. And then use it to wash the toilet. Our earth is in our

own hands.

Recently, I have seen an impressive film—“Meet the Parents”, which is about

a woman Palm brought her boyfriend Greg to her parents’ home to spend holiday.

In the film, Greg was so dishonest to Palm’s parents that Palm’s father is

suspicious of his behavior and quality. As a result, Greg is obnoxious to all

and has to leave. As far as I am concerned, the consequence is heavily caused by

his dishonesty. If Greg could be real him all the time, he would get much

respect and appreciation and would not get much frustration. From the film, I

have learned that being honest was extremely important and necessary. In other

words, being honest is a basic principle for us to deal with others.

For one thing, we will not get others’ trust unless we are honest. If we

deceive others, we would get the same in return, and even no one would make

friends with us or even communicate with us. For another, we will get others’

respect and appreciation if telling the truth. Telling the truth and being

ourselves, we will get a healthy and peaceful surrounding to grow up better.

However, something strange happens in our society. There is a strange

phenomenon that honest people suffer but the dishonest benefit a lot. It made

some people have a suspicion that being honest is not so important.

But I still believe that these are just a few cases, since honesty is

deeply rooted in our minds and we still consider it as a basic principle in

social contacts.

My father likes to watch all kinds of sports, so when I spend the time with

him, we watch the match together. The Summer Olympic Games is coming soon, I

feel so excited, my father will follow the games and I will company him. It is a

great time for both of us. We share our opinion and talk like friends.

Many years ago, when China was poor and lagged much behind the world, a lot

of men went to California to seek for gold in the hope that they could be rich

when they returned to hometown. American dream once influenced the world and it

attracted people to realize their dreams. But today, the future is in China.

Many young people come to China to find their dreams.

Chinese economy developed very fast in the last decades, the market is full

of vitality and booming. More and more students choose to study abroad, but most

of them decide to return China to start their business, which is very different

with ten years ago. At that time, finding jobs in foreign countries was their

target. Whats more, China attracts foreigners to come and seek for cooperation,

because they know clearly that China can provide the chance they need.

Mandarin is learned by people from all around the world. The newest report

shows that more than 100 million people learn Chinese, which is the worlds

second language, and only ranks behind English. Chinese dream helps them to have

more chances.

I am a love reading girl, since I was young, I very love books, and book

the indissoluble bond. I put the book as an indispensable nourishment, he saw a

book like the hungry to see bread, fondle admiringly. Because the book is the

source of human wisdom, is the ladder of human progress. Book give me knowledge

and wisdom, and also gave me strength and courage. In my room, there is a large

bookcase, there are all books, every birthday, mom and dad asked me to want what

gift, I will blurt out: "a book, I as long as the book." When reading, I often

forget all about eating and sleeping, as if into another world.

Reading, can make us grow many knowledge, solve the problem. On one

occasion, grandmother domesticated some hares, hares to depilate, grandma see

hares like bite lice, gradually to open mouth, the neck fur with red meat, and

then use the tongue to the sides, and behind them in a hurry to say to me: "you

see how this rabbit. Red meat are exposed, it doing?" . I to grandma said with a

smile: "it is the hair removal, then fluff will regrow of glistening." My

grandma listened to, smiled and said to me: "how do you know?" I proudly said:

"from the book to see." It seems that these reading useless really big ah.

Colorful in the book, read the "lei feng diary let me know how people live

to be more of others, read" how the steel was tempered "which I understand the

difficulties cannot be back, have the perseverance and strong will to overcome

difficulties.

In Earths northern side, Asias eastern part, Pacific Oceans West bank, some beautiful place, here is our hometown, here is our homeland, this is our great motherland - mother, is she, with ya already the milk, cultivated the myriad hero, was she, has given us the black eye, enabled us to go out the light from darkness, was she, has given me the yellow skin, looked like Yellow River to do the struggle equally with the life. This mother so is good at demanding, all outstanding children have given to the life she, this mother is also such gives generously, she wisdom, honest, brave, broadcast heroes mind sincerely.

Spring, always brings the jubilation to the people, brings the poetic sentiment, brings the daydream, brings the expectation, brings the hope, but this years autumn, must with general, is more unusual. In this happy season, from the south of the lower reaches of the Yangze River to the north border region, from a Ganjiang River shore to Lhasa forest card, Republic each square kilometer well-loved place soaks is being delighted and is happy, the flow with is singing happily. 1,300,000,000 China children release for flight the golden color ideal by the heroic intense singing sound and the rosy expectation, releases for flight the rock-solid faith with the line which praises to the great motherland.

The new Chinas establishment, is the innumerable martyrs trades with the blood and the life! Although is weak in the early years of the new nation Chinas economic basis, but the new Chinas leaders caused the Chinese people to stand thoroughly, caused China to realize thoroughly has been independent, is complete. in the pasts 70 age middle of the month, China one was rising step by step, this was the China children expected, was also worth dancing with joy. From the founding of the nation the first day, the many unfriendly countries internationally is being hostile toward China, does everything possible to hinder China to progress. the US was the biggest threat which China developed, the Korean War which, the Vietnam War the US started causes our country has suffered the heavy loss in the manpower and the financial resource aspect; The US supports Chiang Kai-Shek counter-attacks the mainland motion to cause our country coast not to be peaceful for a long time; Presents US still in did everything possible to suppress China, like did not acknowledge that China market economy status, gesticulates, force Renminbi revaluation in the Taiwan problem and so on, zai weilai di regan nian zhong, the US will still be Chinas enemies, is the forever trouble maker.

We believed that in the Chinese nation great rejuvenations journey, will certainly to appear for one another magnificent 30 years! Chinese nations rising, will certainly to let the world be proud for us!

在地球的北面，亚洲的东部，太平洋的西岸，有一个美丽的地方，这儿是我们的故乡，这儿是我们的家园，这就是我们伟大的祖国――母亲，是她，用睚已的乳汁，培育出了万千英雄，是她，给了我们黑眼睛，让我们能从黑暗中走出光明，是她，给了我黄皮肤，像黄河一样与生命搞争。这位母亲如此善于索取，以至于所有优秀的儿女都将生命献给了她，这们母亲又是那样的慷慨地给予，她把智慧，正直，勇敢，真诚都播进了英雄们的心灵。

春天，总给人们带来喜庆，带来诗意，带来遐想，带来憧憬，更带来希望，而今年的秋天，非同一般，更不寻常。在这美好的季节，从江南水乡到北国边陲，从赣江只滨到拉萨林卡，共和国每一平方公里的热土都浸透着欢欣与幸福，流淌着甜蜜与歌唱。十三亿华夏儿女以豪迈激越的歌声放飞金色的理想与玫瑰色的憧憬，放飞坚如磐石的信念与对伟大祖国赞美的诗行。

新中国的建立，是无数先烈用鲜血和生命换来的!虽然在建国初期中国的经济基础非常薄弱，但新中国的领导人使中国人民彻底站了起来，使中国彻底实现了独立、完整。 在过去的70年岁月中，中国一步步在崛起，这是华夏儿女所期望的，也是值得欢欣鼓舞的。从建国的第一天起，国际上的许多不友好的国家在仇视中国，想方设法阻碍中国进步。 美国是中国发展的最大威胁，美国发动的朝鲜战争、越南战争使我国在人力和财力方面遭受了巨大损失;美国支持的蒋介石反攻大陆行动使我国沿海长期不得安宁;现在的美国仍然在想方设法遏止中国，如不承认中国市场经济地位、在台湾问题上指手划脚、强迫人民币升值等等，在未来的若干年中，美国将仍然是中国的敌人，是永远的麻烦制造者。

我们坚信，在中华民族伟大复兴的征程上，必将出现一个又一个辉煌的30年!中华民族的崛起，必将让世界为我们自豪!

1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

5.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)

答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答："What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中

愚人节整人笑话

1、你都20多了，有些事情也该让你知道了!天，是用来刮风下雨地;地，是用来长花长草地;我，是用来证明人类是多么伟大地;而你呢，就是用来炖粉条地。

2、公主在城堡沉睡200年后，终于来了位王子。王子俯下身去吻了公主一下，于是魔咒解除。公主醒了过来，害羞地看着王子。王子松了口气说：“祖姑婆您总算醒了!”

3、下班就回家的是穷鬼，9点回家的是酒鬼，11点回家的是色鬼，2-3点回家的是赌鬼，不回家的是野鬼!

4、搞对象不是看对方会为你做什么，而是看对方会为你而改变什么比如我正在追的女孩，已经为我改了三个手机号了……

5、有一天，一个人在沙漠里挖坑。有个过路的人见了，问他挖什么，他说：“我在沙漠里埋了一些钱，现在找不到埋的地方了。” 那人说：“你埋钱的时候应当做个标记呀!”“我做了标记。”“什么标记?”他说：“当时天上的乌云正遮着它。”

6、你长得很抽象!你长得很朦胧!你长得很模糊!你长得很……诡异啊!饶了我吧，我实在描绘不出你的样子，我真没见过鬼。

7、尊敬的用户：您好!因你的手机外型难看，式样过时，已严重影响市容市貌，且阻碍了移动通讯业务的发展，本台决定于10分钟后发射信号摧毁该手机!

8、我说：每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪，大海就是这样形成的。你说：每想我一次你就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。愚人节快乐!

9、绅士初次到伦敦，对警察说：“我和妻子各自走失了，要是她经过这里，你可叫她等在这里吗!”警察：“可是我不认识她呀!”绅士：“呀!一点不错!我真没有想到这事，那你叫她不要等了。”

10、祝你做个快乐店小二：没事看看二人转，幸福梅花二度开，聆听美好二重奏，发了工资拿双份，不用做事两头闲，出门潇洒走两步，人人都说，你很二!

11、青年见禅师：女友总是跟我闹分手，希望大师指点。”禅师笑而不语，抓来一只鸡，在鸡腿上缠根线，他一拉线，鸡立即跌倒，鸡挣扎起来继续走，禅师又一拉，鸡又跌倒，如此反复八次之多。

12、一天，我和男友大吵一架，闹得很凶 ，谁也不让谁，我一气之下，用手挠了他胳膊上好几个血道子;他也急眼了，抓起我的手狠狠的按在桌子上;我害怕了，只见他抄起一把指甲刀给我把指甲剪了。。。

13、大学夜里忽然醒来，看到一人影，站在老三的床前晃来晃去。开灯!是隔壁寝室的老六，老六梦游，摸者我们老三的脑袋。嘴里在念叨：“瓜熟了，瓜熟了”。后来我们在也不忘记睡觉锁门了!

14、拔苗助长是荒诞，掩耳盗铃是蛮干;草船借箭是妙算，破釜沉舟是决战;风花雪月是浪漫，舍生取义是奉献;你若继续往下看，你就是一个笨蛋!愚人节快乐!

15、非诚勿扰上，女嘉宾说我负责貌美如花，你负责赚钱养家。男嘉宾说：我能一直赚钱养家，你能一直貌美如花吗?yulu.jb51.net

16、荷包蛋爱上了煎蛋。这天晚上，煎蛋听见荷包蛋在窗外唱：“这是一首煎蛋的小情歌……”

17、沙僧说我有16变!八戒说我有32变!悟空说我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上没见变个电话，人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

18、紧急提醒：近日恐有龙卷风天色，出门时务必随身携带两个10公斤重的哑铃，以免被暴风卷上西天。体重轻于50公斤者须加倍。

19、这是一首李白的诗，请大声朗读：卧室春绿，握梅又闻花，我只会中第，邀文卧室睡，卧室知春绿。

20、我不迷信，但我坚信愚人节这天诸事不宜。风声雨声读书声，声声属实耳?家事国事天下事，事事须查证!愚人节快到了，祝你愚人成功，且不被人愚。

21、住的很蜗居，活的很窝囊，生的很窝火，长得似窝瓜，吃的是窝头，愚人节到了，祝你和你的同事“一窝子”都开心快乐。

22、窗前泛起点点亮光，疑是盗贼前来逛逛，忙揉睡眼仔细观望，原是你在月下繁忙，面对此景心中感伤，眼中不免泪水汪汪，发条短信送去心芳，可怜的屎壳螂!

23、一座桥用两根木头搭成，一根高，一根低。有个拐子过桥，高的那根木头正好凑合着他的短腿，因此走起来平稳，就称赞说：“天底 下就数这座桥造得最好。”拐子办完事回来，由于换了方向，一高一低的桥使他特别费力，他生气他说：“这是座天底下造得最糟糕的桥了。”

24、这是我手机能发的最后一条短信了，最后这条最珍贵的我留给了你，因为有句话我一直想对你说，却没有说出口--帮我充值吧!

25、A：“我觉得我们几个也该发散一下思维，创造个吉尼斯记录什么的。”B：“好提议”A：“我砍一棵树，两头削尖，申请世界上最大的牙签记录。”B：“你讲点实用的行不行。”A：“我在地上挖个坑，灌点水，申请世界上最小的湖。”B：“那我干脆在地上刨三个洞，三个手指伸出去，申请世界上最大的保龄球。”

26、中国移动通信用户：近期由于调试网络，如遇您的手机没有信号或无法接通，请您用力将手机往地上摔，尽量使劲摔，反复几次手机即恢复正常。愚人节快乐!

27、难道风真的进了我的眼?难道你真的伤了我的心?我真的哭了耶!怎么会这样?!眼泪止不住地流，更有一种莫明的伤痛——你这个该死的洋葱!

28、说你白痴你还认识字，说你傻瓜你还知道生气，说你笨蛋你还知道回短信，说你木头你还知道看手机!祝你愚人节快乐!语录大全网

29、曾经有一分真挚的爱，我没有珍惜，失去了才后悔莫及!如果能够再来一次，我会对你说：我爱你。若要选择表白时间，我希望是：愚人节!

30、悟空在花果山开发旅游，悟净也在流沙河养了王八;师傅我写写取经的历程也出书了!大家很牵挂你，托为师带个问候，还好吧八戒。

31、一天咱俩来到一口许愿井旁，我弯下腰许了一个愿还往井里扔个硬币，你也想许愿但你弯腰时不小心翻入井里，我被惊呆了，喃喃自语道：还真灵嘿!

32、“天下熙熙，皆为利来;天下攘攘，皆为名往。”哥们，你牛，“大吉大利”和“臭名昭著”名利双收。愚人节到了，祝开心“愚”乐。

33、有这么一天，豆腐在大街上闲逛，遇见了醋，豆腐就调侃的说：“好大的酸味啊，又去挑拨人家的感情了?”醋一生气就把豆腐给拌了!

34、可怜的手机用户，非常遗憾，由于您确认了此条短信，所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌衣着统一精神饱满队列整齐，正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体……

35、。…作业做了很久，顺手打开收音机，一个温柔的声音传出：“…如果肤色分红，脸上的绒毛细嫩柔软，那么说明很健康…”听到这里，忍不住摸了自己的脸，对镜顾盼，再笑一笑，样子健康可爱。这时，又听播音员说道：“好，听众朋友，这次我们的《养猪知识讲座》就到这里……”

36、人人都赞你帅，可知人家只是说你衰!大家都封你为偶像，可知那仅是呕吐的对象!真不知是因为错手制造了你才制造愚人节，还是因为担心愚人节没人过才制造你!

37、有事的时候，会忙得晕头转向;没事的时候，会闲得无聊;我最喜欢做的事情就是想想你，给你发发短信，因为又一个傻瓜看到我的短信了。

38、做家具的是木材，懂诗词的是秀才，众人想的是钱财，被培养的是人才，女人要的是身材，发消息的是天才，正看短信的是蠢才!

39、愚人节日短信传，到处搞笑声不断。妙笔生花有高招，不知不觉骗上当。愚人心切忙前赶，忽醒细悟已上当。祝友愚节喜欢颜，生活多姿色斑斓。愚人节快乐!

40、给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”，这个故事你听过吗?愚人节整人笑话

41、一种人可以和我生生世世，叫情人;有一种人可以与我血浓于水，叫亲人;还有一种人被我卖了还在帮数钱，例如看短信的你，就叫愚人!祝你节日快乐!

42、在一次辩论中，瓦特激动的说：“我观察了很长时间，发现在盆底加热会使水沸腾而沸腾的水会产生水蒸气。这个水蒸气的力量非常的大!甚至可以推动上面的……”“我没问你这个!”法官打断了瓦特，“我是问，你当时真没发现你爸在澡盆里吗?”

43、晚上，一群同学在学样外面烧烤摊喝酒。喝着喝这，一个同学要去小便，他便跑到不远处的一棵小树边上解决，办完事后却怎么也走不了，就在那儿睡着了。哥几个要走了，发现少一个人，便找了起来，结果在小树边找到了，哇，原来他用皮带把自已与小树绑一块儿啦!

44、有一种缘是百年难见，有一种念是心心相连，有一种情是至死不变，有一种爱是魂绕梦牵，有一种问候发自心田，有一个傻蛋会把信息看完!完了，还看啥!

45、风撩起你的长发，你显得更潇洒!浪花拍打你的脚丫，你显得更无暇!你迎着东方的朝霞，就像一朵海浪花!不是熟人，很难看出你是傻瓜!愚人节快乐!

46、我天天都会向佛祖祈求得到一枝持久盛开的玫瑰花，等到九百九十九朵的时候一起送给你并动情的说：“小样儿，我就不信招来的蜜蜂不蛰你!”

47、经过《深度观察》，我发现我爱上了你!我多想穿越《东方时空》，和你《面对面》，讨个《今日说法》，并《实话实说》的表白：我爱你，cctv!

48、天气预报：今天夜间本地区会下人民币，西北方向有时有支票，局部地区还会有金块!气象部门提醒市民备好大麻袋，准备发财!祝愚人节愉快!

49、我是一棵孤独的树， 千百年来矗立在路旁， 寂寞的等待， 只为有一天当你从我身边走过时， 为你倾倒， 砸不扁你就算白活了。

50、哥们儿，还记得小时候吗?你十分的聪明，别人回答不上来的问题，你总是毫不迟疑地回答上来。记得那次英语课上，老师教我拼写英语单词，我说：“猪是PUG。”别人都不作声，只有你大声地喊了起来：“错了，弄错了，猪不是U，是I，是I!”

1st April is a day to be careful, or you could easily get tricked by someone. It’s April Fool’s Day, a "for-fun-only" observance, a day when people traditionally like to try to make a fool of someone else and laugh at them.

第一四月是小心的一天，或者你可以很容易地被人耍。这是四月的愚人节，一个“享乐”的节日，这一天人们通常喜欢尝试愚弄和嘲笑别人。

There are lots of theories surrounding the origins of the day. As we look back in time, many ancient predecessors of April Fool’s Day are found.

周围有很多理论的起源的一天。当我回顾时，发现有许多四月愚人节的古代前辈。

The most widespread theory about the origin of April Fool’s Day links the day to the calendar reform in France.

最普遍的理论中关于四月愚人节的起源联系天的历法改革在法国。

In 1582 France became the first country to switch from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar. This meant that the beginning of the year was moved from the end of March 25th and April 1st, various jokes would be played on him. This story might explain why April 1st became the date of the modern holiday.

1582法国成为第一个从朱利安历改用阳历的国家。这意味着一年的开始是从三月二十五日末和四月一日，会招致取笑。这个故事也许可以解释为什么四月一日成为现代节日的日期。

i do the normal routine, eat dinner, clean the house, write-the usual stuff. and then i lay down hoping to fall asleep quickly so my new day will hurry up and arrive. a new day with a brand new sun. but as i lay there and wait for the world to turn half way around, i think about her. and sometimes i smile, and sometimes that smile will turn into asnicker, and then often that snicker will turn into a burst of laughter.

我按平时的规律吃晚餐、打扫屋子、写作--做着日常事务。然后我躺下，希望能快点入睡，新的一天就能快点到来--拥有新生太阳的崭新的一天。可当我躺在那儿，等待着世界的日夜回转时，我想到了她。有时我会笑起来，有时那微笑变成了窃笑，然后窃笑又常常变成爆笑。

Sharing bike can be seen in every corner of the street, which is very

popular by the public. The foreigners speak highly of sharing bike, because they

can ride the bikes to look around the city and the expense is very cheap. As

people enjoy the convenience of these bikes, the problem comes. We can see that

many bikes have been broken and some are even put in the main road, which brings

trouble to the public. Of course when the media reported the phenomenon,

everybody condemned the negative behavior. Sharing bikes are public property,

all the people have the responsibility to protect them, so after using them, we

should just find a right place to lock them. The small act can present a

person’s nature, so dont let yourself be the rude one.

Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human beings heart the lure of

wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of whats next and the joy of the game

of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station:

so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from

men and from the infinite, so long are you young.

An individual human existence should be like a river—small at first,

narrowly contained within its banks, and rushing passionately past boulders and

over waterfalls. Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters

flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visible break, they become merged

in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being.

Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of the

appetite for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of

sixty more than a boy of twenty. Nobody grows old merely by a number of years.

We grow old by deserting our ideals.

Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.

Today, as the economy develops fast, people can buy what they need, the

producers provide them all the new things, so the factory produce many products,

in order to make the biggest profit, they don’t deal with the pollution. Water

gets polluted, it does harm to people’s health, we drink water everyday, the

government controls the producers to figure out some ways to deal with the water

pollution.

Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!

Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

Notice: AprilFools Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day!

沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?

Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?

今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFools Day!

你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

You find one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!

In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难!但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你!

Toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?

癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了?

If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……

Bus: This is the most common transporting means, because its so cheap and

efficient. You can go to other cities by bus, but its very slow in rush hours.

And sometimes its dangerous to take the bus, because the traffic accidents may

happen at any time on high ways.

Train: Its suitable for the long trip. Not only it is fast and convenient,

but also its so economical. Most people can afford it. Whats more, its more

pleasant than taking any other means of transportation. You can walk around and

open the windows on the train. Besides, you can have a rest when you feel tired.

And then youll get to your destination the next day.

Plane: Air travel is very fast and enjoyable. It seems that our world is a

small place to live in, but its too expensive for many people.

Ship: Even though ship voyage is slow, its still exciting, for one can

enjoy the beautiful scenery on the sea and feel the soft sea wind.

Subway: It can be easily seen in big cities like Beijing and Shanghai. Its

so comfortable, convenient and always on time. You can take it to every part of

the city. As its built underground, you neednt care about the traffic jams.

Now it becomes more and more popular.